- ♪ ♪
- All right, guys.
I'm just gonna say it.
I am loving
Boulder Academy.
- And I'm just gonna say it.
I am loving our
Uman Behavior class.
- And I'm just gonna say it.
It's human.
Human, with an H.
- Oh, yeah? Then why
does my book say Uman?
- Because your thumb
is over the H.
- Oh.
I guess that explains my Ath,
Eography, and Panish classes.
- So, where are we gonna
find a human
to study for our
human behavior project?
We're supposed to observe
someone with issues
and help them overcome them.
- [giggling]
Here. I'll catch up
with you guys later.
all: ♪ A-E-I-O-U... ♪
- Hey, guys,
check out Dawn.
- This is the third day
in a row
she's stared into that room.
- What's going on with her?
- This is the third day
in a row
you've stared
into that room.
What's going on with you?
- Nothing.
- Come on.
The tilted head...
- The sappy smile...
- The breathy sigh.
- I know exactly
what this is.
- This is textbook.
- You want to be
in glee club.
- She's crushing on a boy.
- [sighs]
I totally do.
- She totally is.
- You've got a thing
to sing.
- She's in the mood
for dude.
- Well, they're holding
auditions this week.
You should try out.
- Oh, I couldn't.
Could I?
No, I shouldn't.
Should I?
But I can't.
But can I?
- Okay, I'm just
gonna jump in here.
Why can't you?
- Well, I mean,
I've sung for you,
and in the shower,
and in Oz in my dreams,
but the one time I tried
to sing in front of people
was at an audition
when I was seven.
And it didn't go so good.
- I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
- I yodeled, Mae.
- Yodeled? Why would you yodel?
- I don't know.
Maybe 'cause I was nerv--
♪ Who-who! ♪
Yep, I'm a nervous yodeler.
- Oh, yeah. She's got
an eye for that guy.
- She's got it bad
for that lad.
- Ooh, I've got one.
Looks like we found the subject
for our human behavior project.
- And you ruined it.
- Wait, I've got more.
- Just get away from us.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
[cheerful music]
[laughter]
- I wonder what
they're talking about.
- Dawn, if you really wanna be
in Glee Club that bad,
just audition.
What do you have to lose?
- My dignity. My pride. My name.
- Your name?
- Yeah. I mean, just ask him.
He sneezed in his audition
last year,
and now he's
"Snot Rocket Scott."
- Could've been Snotty Scotty.
- His name is Mike!
- Hmm. Human Behavior Project
journal entry one.
We are observing subject to help
her get over her desire
for that unattainable squire.
Any conclusions?
- Yes.
That one wasn't good either.
- What are you boys up to?
- Just working on our project
for Human Behavior class.
- We have to help someone with
deep behavioral issues.
- Ooh, your father's available.
- Oh, Anne, please.
I do not have issues.
- He has been sleep-eating
again.
He sleepwalks right to the
fridge and chows down.
- Wha-where are you
getting this?
- Ah, right there.
It looks like you're hiding
a chicken under your shirt.
- I have to poke it.
- I gotta poke.
- [giggles] Everybody
stop poking!
Fine, I have a problem.
So, can you, uh,
can you help Tommy's tummy?
- The problem seems
a little too...
fat.
- Hon!
- What? They got to.
- Dawn, I've heard you sing.
And you're really good.
You should go for it.
- You're just saying that just
'cause you're my best friend.
- Fine. You want brutal honesty?
Let's ask your brothers.
- Human Behavior Project
journal entry two:
we've been invited into
the belly of the beast,
so we're leaving...
the belly of the beast.
- Dawn needs your opinion
on something,
and we need you to be
brutally honest.
- She doesn't have a chance.
- Give up now.
- That guy is way out
of her league.
- Dawn's not talking
about a guy.
She wants to join the Glee Club.
[together] Ohhh.
- Project's off.
- Back to Tubby Tommy.
- But she won't audition
because she's terrified
to sing in public.
It's a real issue.
[together] Aww.
- Project's back on.
- Chicken Gut's on his own.
- Dawn, I'm not sure
if you're aware,
but we're taking
a Human Behavior class.
I think we can help you.
- You help me?
Why, what's in it
for you?
- [scoffs] Dawn.
Dawny Bear. Dawndelion.
Why does there have to be
anything in it for us?
- Because there's always
something in it for you.
Besides, what could you have
possibly learned in that class
that's gonna help me?
- Come on, Dawn, if you know
our techniques in advance,
you might not be receptive.
Eh? Eh?
[together] Eh? Eh?
- I can't believe I'm
saying this,
but...
I'm in.
- Huh?
[rock music]
- So, Dawn,
tell us about your childhood.
- It was the same as yours.
- Hmm, interesting.
- What about your relationship
with your parents?
- Same as yours.
- Hmm, interesting.
- Now, I'm going to say a word
and you say the first thing
that pops into your mind.
Taco.
- Delicious.
- How is any of this helping?
I mean, you should be asking me
questions like,
"What are you afraid of?
What are your fears?"
- Oh, Dawn.
I think we know the questions
to ask.
So what are you afraid of?
What are your fears?
- Well, I'm afraid I'm going
to put myself out there
in front of the entire
Glee Club,
get really nervous,
open my mouth,
and all that's gonna come out
is a yodel.
- A yodel?
- Yeah. I mean,
it's my secret shame.
When I was seven,
I had a singing audition
and I got so nervous,
I opened my mouth and yodeled.
For no reason.
- Well, in my experience,
there's always a reason.
Do you think she knows we're
the reason?
- Maybe we can test her
and find out.
- So, do you have any
recollection of where
this yodeling came from?
- No.
- Hmm.
Or who it may have come from?
- None whatsoever.
- So you don't remember
the three of us
practicing our yodeling right
next to your bed
while you were sleeping?
- No.
- We're good, guys.
- W-wait, what do you mean
you yodeled
while I slept?
- Pfff, yodeling.
- Us?
- Lie down.
I'm going to say a word--
[together] We're so sorry, Dawn!
- When we were seven, Mom took
you to soccer,
but Dad took us to yodeling.
He wanted us to compete!
- It was our secret shame!
So we practiced at night when
no one could hear us.
- It must have gotten into your
head while you were sleeping
and that's why you yodeled.
- Can I just have a taco now?
- [scoffs] Seriously?
Late-night yodeling?
You're just making that up to
give me a reason why I yodeled.
- Does this sound like
we're making it up?
Eins, zwei.
Eins, zwei, drei, bier.
[yodeling]
- Wow.
And wow.
So it was yodel-ehe-you.
You and your late night yodeling
did get into my head.
- But now that you know it's us
that caused it,
you should be cured?
Eh? Eh?
[together] Eh? Eh?
- Huh.
You're right.
I mean, it wasn't my fault.
It was your fault.
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
but... maybe I am cured.
Thanks, guys.
- You're welcome.
Subject is cured.
Therapists feel humiliated.
♪ ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
- So your brothers'
therapy session
really worked?
- I think it did.
I mean. I'm not nervous at all.
Ooh, signup.
- Big day, huh?
- Yup.
- Hi. I'm Brooklyn,
Glee Club Captain.
- Hi. I'm Dawn.
- I'm Moo.
I moon Mae.
I mean Moe.
Why am I nervous?
- I don't know,
but I'm not.
- It's okay.
Everybody gets nervous.
- Mae!
My name's Mae. I'm not
auditioning.
- I am.
- You know what helps
nervous hopefuls?
- Not nervous.
- The Welcome Song.
It calms the nerves.
- My nerves are fine.
- ♪ Wellllcome ♪
♪ To the nerrrvous ♪
♪ Giiirrrl ♪
What's your name again?
- Dawn.
Not nervous.
- ♪ Dawwwwnn ♪
♪ "Not Nervous"
Dawwwwnn ♪
- It's just Dawn.
- ♪ Welcome to the not nervous ♪
♪ Juuusst ♪
♪ Dawwwnnn ♪
[applause]
I hope that helped.
- It did.
I feel much better.
- I don't!
Now I'm nervous.
She's so good.
- First up,
Dawn Harper.
- [stammering]
Maybe I don't belong here.
- Yes, you do.
You got this, Dawn.
- Mae's right. You got this.
Just don't think
about yodeling.
[yodeling]
- Okay.
You're good now.
- Ms. Harper,
whenever you're ready.
- Eeeeeee.
[clears throat]
Eeeeeee.
Run!
- At least she didn't yodel.
[rock music]
- I can't believe this.
I'm so humiliated.
- Come on, Dawn.
It wasn't that bad.
- Really?
It's all over FaceShack.
The AV Club even made a mashup
of me talking to a dolphin.
Eeeee.
[chittering]
Eeeee.
[chittering]
- [laughing] Wait.
What were you and the dolphin
talking about?
- Oh, not much.
I mean, he was just telling me
that my dream of being in
Glee Club is officially over.
- You got all that from
an "eeee?"
Fascinating language.
- Don't worry, Dawn.
We can fix this.
- No. I'm done.
I'm done auditioning,
I'm done singing,
and I'm definitely done with you
guys getting in my head.
Huh? Huh? Uh-uh.
- This is terrible.
- I know.
We'll never get an A in Human
Behavior now.
- No, not the grade.
I feel bad about Dawn.
- Yeah, I feel bad
about Dawn, too.
- We all feel bad about Dawn.
But for once, why don't we
put ourselves first?
- We always put ourselves first.
- Then what are we
arguing about?
- But Dawn just said she's tired
of us getting in her head.
- What if she doesn't know
we're there?
Human Behavior Project
entry 26:
we know from past
yodeling incident
that subject is susceptible to
suggestion when she sleeps.
- Are you sure this hypnosis
stuff we got off the internet
is gonna work?
- Trust me, it'll work,
especially on a heavy sleeper.
When you hear two claps,
you will be transformed.
You will become a strong-willed,
confident teenage girl.
You will be so confident
that you will want to redo
your audition
with no fear of failure.
Okay, I think that should do it.
- That's it?
That's not enough to
restore her confidence.
- Yeah. Give her some swag.
- That was a perfectly
appropriate amount of swag.
- The fact that you just
said it like that
proves you know nothing
about swag.
- Subject is stirring! Let's .go
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
- She's coming.
- Ah!
- Oh!
- That was more of
a "she's here."
- What?
- Nothing.
- How'd you sleep?
- Well...
I dreamt I auditioned for
a dolphin glee club,
and even they didn't want me.
Or should I say,
meeeeee.
I'm never auditioning for
anything ever again.
- We'll see about that.
[claps]
Feeling any more confident?
- More confident?
Ha!
I laughed.
Ha! I laughed again.
I don't lack confidence.
The only thing I lack
is my breakfast sushi.
So where's my tuna tataki?
- What's she tatalking about?
- This is just a guess,
but...
I don't think Ricky gave you
enough confidence.
You're not just a good
singer; you're a star.
No. A megastar!
Like those divas who eat sushi
for every meal.
- I told you I had it covered.
- Um, hello?
[snaps] BeyDawncé doesn't like
to wait.
- BeyDawncé? Where is that
coming from?
- You're the greatest singer
in the world.
You own every stage you step on.
You're not Dawn; you're...
[snaps] BeyDawncé!
- Oh, please. No pictures,
no pictures.
- Nobody's taking your picture.
- Oh, no, I just don't want
these pictures on the fridge.
More me, less you.
- Okay, you have got
to snap her out of this!
- Right! Snap her out of it.
How do I snap her out of it?
- You don't know?!
- I read about how
to hypnotize her,
not how to dehypnotize her.
- Come on, pants.
You got this!
[inhales]
- You talking to
your pants again?
Tom, do you even hear me?
- [gasps]
Why did my mom buy me
these pants?
They're, like,
totes made for boys.
But I can still pull them off
because I'm a strong-willed,
confident teenage girl,
but I don't wanna.
- Tom, are you okay?
- Stop judging me!
Why are you trying
to ruin my life?!
- Tom? I really think we should
have the boys examine you!
- Get out of my room!
- Well, I'm off to Glee Club.
- Wait! You can't go to school
and audition for the Glee Club.
- Oh, whoever said I
was gonna audition?
I'm gonna march down there
so they can beg me
to join their little group.
- Maybe making them beg isn't
the best approach.
- Oh, well, certainly not
dressed like this.
Scoot scoot.
I look so basic.
And there's nothing
basic about
[snaps] BeyDawncé.
- Search for the answer faster!
It's not my fault Dad would only
pay for the slow wi-fi.
- This is bad. BeyDawncé is
going to ruin Dawn's chances
of ever getting into
that Glee Club.
- She's gone!
- Come on. I'll research how
to fix her on the way.
[rock music]
- Ta-ta!
[gasps] Hellooo.
Miles, you look like you want
an autograph.
Here.
- Hey, that's my math
homework.
- Well, now it's
a collector's item.
You're welcome.
- What is happening?
- I don't know,
but I bet the boys did
something stupid.
- We did something stupid!
- See, we may have tried
to hypnotize Dawn
to give her enough confidence
to audition for the Glee Club
again.
- And we may have gone too far
and turned her into a diva.
- And I may have definitely
named her BeyDawncé.
- Until I can figure out how to
get her back to being just Dawn,
we need to keep her from going
into the Glee Club.
- Too late.
BeyDawncé's begonecé.
- Sorry I'm late, people.
- You came back!
♪ Wellllcome back ♪
♪ To the braaave giiirrrl ♪
- That's adorable.
But you're a little
pitchy, sweetheart.
I would have done
it more like this.
[clears throat]
♪ Thank you for welcoming
meeeee ♪
♪ Agaaaain ♪
What's your name again?
- We met.
I'm Brooklyn.
- ♪ We meeettt ♪
♪ I'm Brooklynnnn! ♪
- Wow, she's good!
- My nervous song always helps.
- Dawn's going up on stage.
- I'll stall her.
You need to dehypnotize her now.
- BeyDawncé, listen.
A star like you s--
a megastar like you shouldn't
waste your talent
on this silly
little Glee Club.
- You're right.
The whole world needs
to see this.
Film me.
- It says here while she was
being hypnotized,
I was supposed to
suggest a trigger
to snap her out of it.
But I didn't do that.
- Then the trigger could
be anything.
- Ooh! Animal noises!
- I don't do animal noises.
- Just make noise!
[cacophony]
- Wow. Impressive.
- I've got deep pits.
[cacophony]
- Listen to my wild fans.
They're hungry for
[snaps] BeyDawncé.
- ♪ Wellll here's a little
taste for yooou ♪
♪ So open your earrrrrs
and don't leave ♪
♪ Until you're satisfiiiied ♪
- Well, it's good to see you
back, my dear,
but save yourself
for the audition.
- Audition?
I think it's pretty clear that
I do not need to audition.
- Dawn--
- Uh, uh, uh.
It's BeyDawncé.
And you're in my light.
So, scoot scoot.
[chuckles]
♪ Scoot, scoot, scoot ♪
- I got it!
I said she'd transform when she
heard two claps.
But I never said in or out, so
maybe it'll work both ways.
- Um, where am I?
And--and why am I
dressed like this?
- We'll explain in the hall.
- They're hungry
for BeyDawncé.
♪ Well, here's a little
taste for yoooou ♪
- Wow. I can't believe
you guys used me
as some sort of guinea pig.
♪ Until you're satisfiiiied ♪
- Whoa.
I sound really good.
And I'm sounding good
in front of people.
I'm not yodeling or squeaking
like a dolphin.
I'm actually singing.
- So now that we've shown you
you can sing in public,
you're not mad at us?
- Well of course I'm mad at you.
But you helped me realize
that if BeyDawncé has
that kind of confidence,
and I'm her, then I should have
that confidence deep inside too.
- What do you know?
For once, things actually worked
out and nothing bad happened.
- Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
You don't actually
go to school here.
We are just here because
the kids forgot their lunches.
- I have to find Jenny.
I have so much to tell her.
- You don't think we...
- I should probably
dehypnotize him.
- No, not yet.
Let's see how this plays out.
- You hand me that phone
right now...
young lady.
- [gasps]
I hate you!
- 8-6-7-5-3-OMG.
He does know a Jenny.
- Now, if you'll excuse me...
There's something I need to do
♪ I'm much more than this world
has planned for me ♪
♪ Bigger than the box they made
to hold me ♪
♪ And all the roads may change ♪
♪ And life rearrange ♪
♪ It is only... ♪
- Wow, she really is good.
- I've inspired another one.
- ♪ I'll be unstoppable, whoa ♪
- That's my best friend
up there.
- And that's our sister.
- And that's our dad.
- Your headband
is totes adorbs.
- ♪ Unstoppable, whoa ♪
[applause]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪