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- All right, guys.

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I'm just gonna say it.

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I am loving

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Boulder Academy.

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- And I'm just gonna say it.

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I am loving our

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Uman Behavior class.

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- And I'm just gonna say it.

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It's<i> human.</i>

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Human, with an H.

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- Oh, yeah? Then why

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does my book say Uman?

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- Because your thumb

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is over the H.

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- Oh.

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I guess that explains my Ath,

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Eography, and Panish classes.

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- So, where are we gonna

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find a human

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to study for our

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human behavior project?

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We're supposed to observe

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someone with issues

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and help them overcome them.

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- [giggling]

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Here. I'll catch up

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with you guys later.

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all:<i> ♪ A-E-I-O-U... ♪</i>

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- Hey, guys,

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check out Dawn.

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- This is the third day

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in a row

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she's stared into that room.

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- What's going on with her?

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- This is the third day

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in a row

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you've stared

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into that room.

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What's going on with you?

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- Nothing.

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- Come on.

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The tilted head...

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- The sappy smile...

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- The breathy sigh.

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- I know exactly

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what this is.

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- This is textbook.

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- You want to be

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in glee club.

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- She's crushing on a boy.

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- [sighs]

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I totally do.

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- She totally is.

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- You've got a thing

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to sing.

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- She's in the mood

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for dude.

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- Well, they're holding

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auditions this week.

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You should try out.

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- Oh, I couldn't.

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Could I?

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No, I shouldn't.

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Should I?

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But I can't.

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But can I?

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- Okay, I'm just

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gonna jump in here.

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Why can't you?

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- Well, I mean,

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I've sung for you,

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and in the shower,

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and in Oz in my dreams,

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but the one time I tried

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to sing in front of people

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was at an audition

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when I was seven.

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- I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

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- I yodeled, Mae.

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- Yodeled? Why would you yodel?

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- I don't know.

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Maybe 'cause I was nerv--

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Yep, I'm a nervous yodeler.

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- Oh, yeah. She's got

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an eye for that guy.

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- She's got it bad

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for that lad.

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- Ooh, I've got one.

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Looks like we found the subject

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for our human behavior project.

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- And you ruined it.

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- Wait, I've got more.

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- Just get away from us.

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<i>- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

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- I wonder what

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they're talking about.

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- Dawn, if you really wanna be

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in Glee Club that bad,

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just audition.

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What do you have to lose?

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- My dignity. My pride. My name.

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- Your name?

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- Yeah. I mean, just ask him.

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He sneezed in his audition

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last year,

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and now he's

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"Snot Rocket Scott."

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- Could've been Snotty Scotty.

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- His name is Mike!

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- Hmm. Human Behavior Project

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journal entry one.

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We are observing subject to help

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her get over her desire

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for that unattainable squire.

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Any conclusions?

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- Yes.

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That one wasn't good either.

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- What are you boys up to?

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- Just working on our project

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for Human Behavior class.

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- We have to help someone with

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deep behavioral issues.

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- Ooh, your father's available.

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- Oh, Anne, please.

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I do not have issues.

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- He has been sleep-eating

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again.

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He sleepwalks right to the

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fridge and chows down.

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- Wha-where are you

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getting this?

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- Ah, right there.

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It looks like you're hiding

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a chicken under your shirt.

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- I have to poke it.

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- I gotta poke.

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- [giggles] Everybody

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stop poking!

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Fine, I have a problem.

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So, can you, uh,

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can you help Tommy's tummy?

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- The problem seems

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a little too...

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fat.

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- Hon!

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- What? They got to.

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- Dawn, I've heard you sing.

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And you're really good.

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You should go for it.

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- You're just saying that just

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'cause you're my best friend.

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- Fine. You want brutal honesty?

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Let's ask your brothers.

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- Human Behavior Project

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we've been invited into

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the belly of the beast,

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so we're leaving...

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the belly of the beast.

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- Dawn needs your opinion

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on something,

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and we need you to be

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brutally honest.

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- She doesn't have a chance.

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- Give up now.

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- That guy is way out

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of her league.

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- Dawn's not talking

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about a guy.

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She wants to join the Glee Club.

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[together] Ohhh.

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- Project's off.

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- Back to Tubby Tommy.

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- But she won't audition

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because she's terrified

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to sing in public.

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It's a real issue.

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[together] Aww.

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- Project's back on.

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- Chicken Gut's on his own.

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- Dawn, I'm not sure

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if you're aware,

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but we're taking

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a Human Behavior class.

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I think we can help you.

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- You help me?

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Why, what's in it

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for you?

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- [scoffs] Dawn.

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Dawny Bear. Dawndelion.

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Why does there have to be

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anything in it for us?

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- Because there's always

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something in it for you.

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Besides, what could you have

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possibly learned in that class

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that's gonna help me?

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- Come on, Dawn, if you know

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our techniques in advance,

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you might not be receptive.

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Eh? Eh?

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[together] Eh? Eh?

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- I can't believe I'm

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saying this,

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but...

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I'm in.

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- Huh?

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- So, Dawn,

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tell us about your childhood.

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- It was the same as yours.

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- Hmm, interesting.

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- What about your relationship

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with your parents?

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- Same as yours.

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- Hmm, interesting.

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- Now, I'm going to say a word

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and you say the first thing

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that pops into your mind.

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Taco.

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- Delicious.

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- How is any of this helping?

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I mean, you should be asking me

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questions like,

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"What are you afraid of?

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What are your fears?"

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- Oh, Dawn.

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I think we know the questions

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to ask.

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So what are you afraid of?

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What are your fears?

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- Well, I'm afraid I'm going

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to put myself out there

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in front of the entire

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Glee Club,

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get really nervous,

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open my mouth,

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and all that's gonna come out

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is a yodel.

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- A yodel?

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- Yeah. I mean,

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it's my secret shame.

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When I was seven,

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I had a singing audition

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and I got so nervous,

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I opened my mouth and yodeled.

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For no reason.

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- Well, in my experience,

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there's always a reason.

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Do you think she knows we're

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the reason?

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- Maybe we can test her

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and find out.

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- So, do you have any

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recollection of where

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this yodeling came from?

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- No.

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- Hmm.

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Or who it may have come from?

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- None whatsoever.

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- So you don't remember

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the three of us

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practicing our yodeling right

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next to your bed

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while you were sleeping?

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- No.

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- We're good, guys.

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- W-wait, what do you mean

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you yodeled

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while I slept?

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- Pfff, yodeling.

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- Us?

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- Lie down.

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I'm going to say a word--

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[together] We're so sorry, Dawn!

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- When we were seven, Mom took

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you to soccer,

291
00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,542
but Dad took us to yodeling.

292
00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,000
He wanted us to compete!

293
00:07:23,041 --> 00:07:24,750
- It was our secret shame!

294
00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:27,834
So we practiced at night when

295
00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:27,834
no one could hear us.

296
00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:29,792
- It must have gotten into your

297
00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:29,792
head while you were sleeping

298
00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:31,917
and that's why you yodeled.

299
00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:34,083
- Can I just have a taco now?

300
00:07:35,792 --> 00:07:37,583
- [scoffs] Seriously?

301
00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,208
Late-night yodeling?

302
00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,250
You're just making that up to

303
00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,250
give me a reason why I yodeled.

304
00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:45,208
- Does this sound like

305
00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:45,208
we're making it up?

306
00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:50,667
Eins, zwei.

307
00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:50,667
Eins, zwei, drei, bier.

308
00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:54,125
[yodeling]

309
00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:02,792
- Wow.

310
00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,542
And wow.

311
00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:07,959
So it was yodel-ehe-you.

312
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,625
You and your late night yodeling

313
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,625
did get into my head.

314
00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,709
- But now that you know it's us

315
00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:16,083
that caused it,

316
00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:16,083
you should be cured?

317
00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,208
Eh? Eh?

318
00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,417
[together] Eh? Eh?

319
00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,458
- Huh.

320
00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,667
You're right.

321
00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:26,000
I mean, it wasn't my fault.

322
00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:27,250
It was your fault.

323
00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:29,583
I can't believe

324
00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:29,583
I'm saying this,

325
00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:31,917
but... maybe I am cured.

326
00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:33,500
Thanks, guys.

327
00:08:33,542 --> 00:08:35,083
- You're welcome.

328
00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:38,500
Subject is cured.

329
00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:40,291
Therapists feel humiliated.

330
00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:41,500
<i>♪ ♪</i>

331
00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:44,667
<i>- ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪</i>

332
00:08:44,709 --> 00:08:46,667
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪</i>

333
00:08:46,709 --> 00:08:48,333
- So your brothers'

334
00:08:46,709 --> 00:08:48,333
therapy session

335
00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:50,000
really worked?

336
00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:52,125
- I think it did.

337
00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:52,125
I mean. I'm not nervous at all.

338
00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,458
Ooh, signup.

339
00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,000
- Big day, huh?

340
00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:57,375
- Yup.

341
00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:58,375
- Hi. I'm Brooklyn,

342
00:08:58,417 --> 00:08:59,625
Glee Club Captain.

343
00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,208
- Hi. I'm Dawn.

344
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,208
- I'm Moo.

345
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,667
I moon Mae.

346
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,333
I mean Moe.

347
00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,542
Why am I nervous?

348
00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,083
- I don't know,

349
00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,083
but I'm not.

350
00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,917
- It's okay.

351
00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,917
Everybody gets nervous.

352
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,208
- Mae!

353
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,917
My name's Mae. I'm not

354
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,917
auditioning.

355
00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:16,417
- I am.

356
00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:17,542
- You know what helps

357
00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:17,542
nervous hopefuls?

358
00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:19,166
- Not nervous.

359
00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,291
- The Welcome Song.

360
00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,291
It calms the nerves.

361
00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:22,208
- My nerves are fine.

362
00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:25,375
- ♪ Wellllcome ♪

363
00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:30,583
♪ To the nerrrvous ♪

364
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:33,667
♪ Giiirrrl ♪

365
00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:35,417
What's your name again?

366
00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:35,417
- Dawn.

367
00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:36,750
Not nervous.

368
00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:38,875
- ♪ Dawwwwnn ♪

369
00:09:38,917 --> 00:09:42,417
♪ "Not Nervous"

370
00:09:38,917 --> 00:09:42,417
Dawwwwnn ♪

371
00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:43,875
- It's just Dawn.

372
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:48,291
- ♪ Welcome to the not nervous ♪

373
00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:52,583
♪ Juuusst ♪

374
00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,875
♪ Dawwwnnn ♪

375
00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:57,917
[applause]

376
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,500
I hope that helped.

377
00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:03,333
- It did.

378
00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:06,250
I feel much better.

379
00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:07,166
- I don't!

380
00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,375
Now I'm nervous.

381
00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:09,709
She's so good.

382
00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,250
- First up,

383
00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:12,542
Dawn Harper.

384
00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,875
- [stammering]

385
00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,875
Maybe I don't belong here.

386
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,458
- Yes, you do.

387
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,542
You got this, Dawn.

388
00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:23,083
<i>- Mae's right. You got this.</i>

389
00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,542
<i>Just don't think</i>

390
00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,542
<i>about yodeling.</i>

391
00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:31,542
[yodeling]

392
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,375
<i>- Okay.</i>

393
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:43,917
<i>You're good now.</i>

394
00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:45,917
- Ms. Harper,

395
00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:45,917
whenever you're ready.

396
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:52,583
- Eeeeeee.

397
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,166
[clears throat]

398
00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:01,083
Eeeeeee.

399
00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:04,083
Eeeeeee.

400
00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,166
<i>Run!</i>

401
00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:13,959
- At least she didn't yodel.

402
00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,583
<i>[rock music]</i>

403
00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,083
- I can't believe this.

404
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,542
I'm so humiliated.

405
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,542
- Come on, Dawn.

406
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,542
It wasn't that bad.

407
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:28,125
- Really?

408
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:28,125
It's all over FaceShack.

409
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:32,125
The AV Club even made a mashup

410
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:32,125
of me talking to a dolphin.

411
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,125
<i>Eeeee.</i>

412
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,125
<i>[chittering]</i>

413
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:36,500
<i>Eeeee.</i>

414
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:36,500
<i>[chittering]</i>

415
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,417
- [laughing] Wait.

416
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,709
What were you and the dolphin

417
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,709
talking about?

418
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,834
- Oh, not much.

419
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,834
I mean, he was just telling me

420
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,583
that my dream of being in

421
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,583
Glee Club is officially over.

422
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:49,333
- You got all that from

423
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:49,333
an "eeee?"

424
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,500
Fascinating language.

425
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,375
- Don't worry, Dawn.

426
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,375
We can fix this.

427
00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:55,917
- No. I'm done.

428
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:57,709
I'm done auditioning,

429
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:57,709
I'm done singing,

430
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,125
and I'm definitely done with you

431
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,125
guys getting in my head.

432
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:02,000
Huh? Huh? Uh-uh.

433
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,709
- This is terrible.

434
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,709
- I know.

435
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,000
We'll never get an A in Human

436
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,000
Behavior now.

437
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,208
- No, not the grade.

438
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,208
I feel bad about Dawn.

439
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,875
- Yeah, I feel bad

440
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,875
about Dawn, too.

441
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,875
- We all feel bad about Dawn.

442
00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:17,917
But for once, why don't we

443
00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:17,917
put ourselves first?

444
00:12:17,959 --> 00:12:19,375
- We always put ourselves first.

445
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:21,667
- Then what are we

446
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:21,667
arguing about?

447
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:24,750
- But Dawn just said she's tired

448
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:24,750
of us getting in her head.

449
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,875
- What if she doesn't know

450
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,875
we're there?

451
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,625
Human Behavior Project

452
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,625
entry 26:

453
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,625
we know from past

454
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,625
yodeling incident

455
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:41,583
that subject is susceptible to

456
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:41,583
suggestion when she sleeps.

457
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,750
- Are you sure this hypnosis

458
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,750
stuff we got off the internet

459
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:44,875
is gonna work?

460
00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:46,125
- Trust me, it'll work,

461
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,166
especially on a heavy sleeper.

462
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,917
When you hear two claps,

463
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,917
you will be transformed.

464
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:58,709
You will become a strong-willed,

465
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:58,709
confident teenage girl.

466
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,250
You will be so confident

467
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:08,917
that you will want to redo

468
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:08,917
your audition

469
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,458
with no fear of failure.

470
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,667
Okay, I think that should do it.

471
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,375
- That's it?

472
00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:16,000
That's not enough to

473
00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:16,000
restore her confidence.

474
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,834
- Yeah. Give her some swag.

475
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:21,834
- That was a perfectly

476
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:21,834
appropriate amount of swag.

477
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,333
- The fact that you just

478
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,333
said it like that

479
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,458
proves you know nothing

480
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,458
about swag.

481
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,250
- Subject is stirring! Let's .go

482
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,792
<i>- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪</i>

483
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:30,959
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪</i>

484
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,041
- She's coming.

485
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,750
- Ah!

486
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,750
- Oh!

487
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,166
- That was more of

488
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,166
a "she's here."

489
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,500
- What?

490
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,500
- Nothing.

491
00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:44,750
- How'd you sleep?

492
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,417
- Well...

493
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,208
I dreamt I auditioned for

494
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,208
a dolphin glee club,

495
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,792
and even they didn't want me.

496
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:51,458
Or should I say,

497
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,208
meeeeee.

498
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,709
I'm never auditioning for

499
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,709
anything ever again.

500
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,375
- We'll see about that.

501
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,417
[claps]

502
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,750
Feeling any more confident?

503
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,083
- More confident?

504
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,083
Ha!

505
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,083
I laughed.

506
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:10,333
Ha! I laughed again.

507
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,417
I don't lack confidence.

508
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:16,208
The only thing I lack

509
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:16,208
is my breakfast sushi.

510
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,709
So where's my tuna tataki?

511
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,291
- What's she tatalking about?

512
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,208
- This is just a guess,

513
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,959
but...

514
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,875
I don't think Ricky gave you

515
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,875
enough confidence.

516
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:30,125
You're not just a good

517
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:30,125
singer; you're a star.

518
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:34,041
No. A megastar!

519
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,083
Like those divas who eat sushi

520
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,083
for every meal.

521
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,542
- I told you I had it covered.

522
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,166
- Um, hello?

523
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:43,291
[snaps] BeyDawncé doesn't like

524
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:43,291
to wait.

525
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:46,458
- BeyDawncé? Where is that

526
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:46,458
coming from?

527
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:50,500
- You're the greatest singer

528
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:50,500
in the world.

529
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:52,375
You own every stage you step on.

530
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,500
You're not Dawn; you're...

531
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,375
[snaps] BeyDawncé!

532
00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:59,709
- Oh, please. No pictures,

533
00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:59,709
no pictures.

534
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,583
- Nobody's taking your picture.

535
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,417
- Oh, no, I just don't want

536
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,417
these pictures on the fridge.

537
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,417
More me, less you.

538
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,917
- Okay, you have got

539
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,917
to snap her out of this!

540
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:11,917
- Right! Snap her out of it.

541
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,417
How do I snap her out of it?

542
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:14,917
- You don't know?!

543
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,500
- I read about how

544
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,500
to hypnotize her,

545
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,333
not how to dehypnotize her.

546
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,458
- Come on, pants.

547
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,458
You got this!

548
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,834
[inhales]

549
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,500
- You talking to

550
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,500
your pants again?

551
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,917
Tom, do you even hear me?

552
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:28,875
- [gasps]

553
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,917
Why did my mom buy me

554
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,917
these pants?

555
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:36,750
They're, like,

556
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:36,750
totes made for boys.

557
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:39,083
But I can still pull them off

558
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:39,083
because I'm a strong-willed,

559
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,917
confident teenage girl,

560
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,917
but I don't wanna.

561
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,000
- Tom, are you okay?

562
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,458
- Stop judging me!

563
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,458
Why are you trying

564
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,458
to ruin my life?!

565
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,917
- Tom? I really think we should

566
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,917
have the boys examine you!

567
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,667
- Get out of my room!

568
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,834
- Well, I'm off to Glee Club.

569
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,250
- Wait! You can't go to school

570
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,250
and audition for the Glee Club.

571
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:08,000
- Oh, whoever said I

572
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:08,000
was gonna audition?

573
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,333
I'm gonna march down there

574
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,333
so they can beg me

575
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,125
to join their little group.

576
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,875
- Maybe making them beg isn't

577
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,875
the best approach.

578
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:18,250
- Oh, well, certainly not

579
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:18,250
dressed like this.

580
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:19,333
Scoot scoot.

581
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,083
I look so basic.

582
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,625
And there's nothing

583
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,625
basic about

584
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:26,125
[snaps] BeyDawncé.

585
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,000
- Search for the answer faster!

586
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,041
It's not my fault Dad would only

587
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,041
pay for the slow wi-fi.

588
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:32,709
- This is bad. BeyDawncé is

589
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:32,709
going to ruin Dawn's chances

590
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,125
of ever getting into

591
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,125
that Glee Club.

592
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:37,000
- She's gone!

593
00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:39,083
- Come on. I'll research how

594
00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:39,083
to fix her on the way.

595
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:46,333
<i>[rock music]</i>

596
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:47,625
- Ta-ta!

597
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:51,291
[gasps] Hellooo.

598
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,333
Miles, you look like you want

599
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,333
an autograph.

600
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,875
Here.

601
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,709
- Hey, that's my math

602
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,709
homework.

603
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,417
- Well, now it's

604
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,417
a collector's item.

605
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,875
You're welcome.

606
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,125
- What is happening?

607
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,500
- I don't know,

608
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,834
but I bet the boys did

609
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,834
something stupid.

610
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,375
- We did something stupid!

611
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,125
- See, we may have tried

612
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,125
to hypnotize Dawn

613
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,917
to give her enough confidence

614
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,458
to audition for the Glee Club

615
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,458
again.

616
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,458
- And we may have gone too far

617
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,458
and turned her into a diva.

618
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:24,041
- And I may have definitely

619
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:24,041
named her BeyDawncé.

620
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:27,208
- Until I can figure out how to

621
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:27,208
get her back to being just Dawn,

622
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,250
we need to keep her from going

623
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,250
into the Glee Club.

624
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:34,000
- Too late.

625
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:34,000
BeyDawncé's begonecé.

626
00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:35,750
- Sorry I'm late, people.

627
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,917
- You came back!

628
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:40,083
<i>♪ Wellllcome back ♪</i>

629
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:43,875
<i>♪ To the braaave giiirrrl ♪</i>

630
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,417
- That's adorable.

631
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,375
But you're a little

632
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,375
pitchy, sweetheart.

633
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,583
I would have done

634
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,583
it more like this.

635
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,083
[clears throat]

636
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:56,667
<i>♪ Thank you for welcoming</i>

637
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:56,667
<i>meeeee ♪</i>

638
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,834
<i>♪ Agaaaain ♪</i>

639
00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,917
What's your name again?

640
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,709
- We met.

641
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,917
I'm Brooklyn.

642
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,125
<i>- ♪ We meeettt ♪</i>

643
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:10,000
<i>♪ I'm Brooklynnnn! ♪</i>

644
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,959
- Wow, she's good!

645
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,125
- My nervous song always helps.

646
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,792
- Dawn's going up on stage.

647
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,000
- I'll stall her.

648
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,667
You need to dehypnotize her now.

649
00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:25,166
- BeyDawncé, listen.

650
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,792
A star like you s--

651
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,125
a megastar like you shouldn't

652
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,125
waste your talent

653
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,667
on this silly

654
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,667
little Glee Club.

655
00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:34,000
- You're right.

656
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:37,291
The whole world needs

657
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:37,291
to see this.

658
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,917
Film me.

659
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,125
- It says here while she was

660
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,125
being hypnotized,

661
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,792
I was supposed to

662
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,792
suggest a trigger

663
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:43,917
to snap her out of it.

664
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,291
But I didn't do that.

665
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,000
- Then the trigger could

666
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,000
be anything.

667
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,834
- Ooh! Animal noises!

668
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,458
- I don't do animal noises.

669
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:54,375
- Just make noise!

670
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:55,458
[cacophony]

671
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,291
- Wow. Impressive.

672
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,875
- I've got deep pits.

673
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,375
[cacophony]

674
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,208
- Listen to my wild fans.

675
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:12,500
They're hungry for

676
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:12,500
[snaps] BeyDawncé.

677
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:16,834
- ♪ Wellll here's a little

678
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:16,834
taste for yooou ♪

679
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:20,333
♪ So open your earrrrrs

680
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:20,333
and don't leave ♪

681
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:26,208
♪ Until you're satisfiiiied ♪

682
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,709
- Well, it's good to see you

683
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,709
back, my dear,

684
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,834
but save yourself

685
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,834
for the audition.

686
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,709
- Audition?

687
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,125
I think it's pretty clear that

688
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,125
I do not need to audition.

689
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,792
- Dawn--

690
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,792
- Uh, uh, uh.

691
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,375
It's BeyDawncé.

692
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:39,875
And you're in my light.

693
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,500
So, scoot scoot.

694
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:44,583
[chuckles]

695
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:44,583
♪ Scoot, scoot, scoot ♪

696
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,166
- I got it!

697
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,041
I said she'd transform when she

698
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,041
heard two claps.

699
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:51,709
But I never said in or out, so

700
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:51,709
maybe it'll work both ways.

701
00:19:56,750 --> 00:20:00,417
- Um, where am I?

702
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,333
And--and why am I

703
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,333
dressed like this?

704
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,667
- We'll explain in the hall.

705
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:09,041
<i>- They're hungry</i>

706
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:09,041
<i>for BeyDawncé.</i>

707
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:14,166
<i>♪ Well, here's a little</i>

708
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:14,166
<i>taste for yoooou ♪</i>

709
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:14,166
<i>-</i> Wow. I can't believe

710
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:14,166
you guys used me

711
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,500
as some sort of guinea pig.

712
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:21,917
<i>♪ Until you're satisfiiiied ♪</i>

713
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:21,917
<i>-</i> Whoa.

714
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,583
I sound really good.

715
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:28,750
And I'm sounding good

716
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:28,750
in front of people.

717
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,250
I'm not yodeling or squeaking

718
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,250
like a dolphin.

719
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,166
I'm actually singing.

720
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,250
- So now that we've shown you

721
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,250
you can sing in public,

722
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:36,542
you're not mad at us?

723
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,959
- Well of course I'm mad at you.

724
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,125
But you helped me realize

725
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,083
that if BeyDawncé has

726
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,083
that kind of confidence,

727
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:46,667
and I'm her, then I should have

728
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:46,667
that confidence deep inside too.

729
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,667
- What do you know?

730
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:51,834
For once, things actually worked

731
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:51,834
out and nothing bad happened.

732
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,375
- Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

733
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,083
You don't actually

734
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,083
go to school here.

735
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,959
We are just here because

736
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,959
the kids forgot their lunches.

737
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,250
- I have to find Jenny.

738
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,250
I have so much to tell her.

739
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:01,709
- You don't think we...

740
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,125
- I should probably

741
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,125
dehypnotize him.

742
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,041
- No, not yet.

743
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,333
Let's see how this plays out.

744
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,583
- You hand me that phone

745
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,583
right now...

746
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:10,583
young lady.

747
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:11,417
- [gasps]

748
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,959
I hate you!

749
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:21,792
- 8-6-7-5-3-OMG.

750
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:22,959
He does know a Jenny.

751
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,917
- Now, if you'll excuse me...

752
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,875
There's something I need to do

753
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:37,583
<i>♪ I'm much more than this world</i>

754
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:37,583
<i>has planned for me ♪</i>

755
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:42,583
<i>♪ Bigger than the box they made</i>

756
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:42,583
<i>to hold me ♪</i>

757
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:45,250
<i>♪ And all the roads may change ♪</i>

758
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:47,542
<i>♪ And life rearrange ♪</i>

759
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,208
<i>♪ It is only... ♪</i>

760
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,208
- Wow, she really is good.

761
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:52,291
- I've inspired another one.

762
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:55,166
<i>- ♪ I'll be unstoppable, whoa ♪</i>

763
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:56,250
- That's my best friend

764
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:56,250
up there.

765
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,959
- And that's our sister.

766
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,667
- And that's our dad.

767
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:03,375
- Your headband

768
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:03,375
is totes adorbs.

769
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:06,125
<i>- ♪ Unstoppable, whoa ♪</i>

770
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,166
[applause]

771
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,000
<i>- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

772
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,333
<i>♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

773
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:18,583
<i>[whistling]</i>

774
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:25,792
<i>♪ ♪</i>

775
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,542
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,</i>

776
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,542
<i>yeah, yeah ♪</i>

777
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,667
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah,</i>

778
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,667
<i>yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

779
00:22:30,709 --> 00:22:31,834
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

780
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,083
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,</i>

781
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,083
<i>yeah, yeah ♪</i>

782
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,500
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

783
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:36,583
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>