- Oh, excuse me, guys.
I'm just trying to clean.
Hey, can you just stop playing
for one second?
- Sure.
- One.
- Done.
- You know? I'm not complaining
or anything.
And please, don't stop.
But, why are you doing all of
my work?
- Can't a kid pitch in
once in a while
without being up to something?
- Whenever you're up to
something,
you answer
questions with questions.
- Do I?
Is that what I do?
Don't answer that.
You know that movie,
Clonely Hearts Club?
- Where have I heard of
that movie before?
Oh, yeah, on my shirt!
- You're a clonie?
- Total clonie.
"Evelyn could be everywhere
she wanted to be..."
- "...except in love."
[both sighing]
- I'm telling you,
it's straight.
- No, it's not.
It's totally askew.
Look, uh--higher.
Higher.
Lower.
Higher.
Low-higher.
- Tom!
- Come on!
What part of higher, higher,
lower, higher,
higher, low-higher
did you not understand?
- You know, Fan Fest is
this weekend.
We should totally go!
All of the stars of the movie
will be there.
- Uh, hello. That's why I'm
doing all the work.
I'm hoping my parents will
notice and buy me a ticket.
Oh! Here comes my Dad!
Gotta get noticed!
- Does that banner look
straight to you?
- Sure.
- Wrong answer!
It's totally askew!
- Askew...got it.
- Did he notice me?
- No, oh, here comes your Mom.
- Does that banner look askew
to you?
- Yes.
- Wrong answer!
It's totally straight!
- Hey, boys, does this look
straight?
- Perfect.
- Love it.
- You the man.
- Can you at least face
this direction?
- Perfect.
- Love it.
- You the man.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [whistling melody]
♪ ♪
[rhythmic clapping]
- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
- [whistling melody]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na,
na-na ♪
- ♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na ♪
- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
- Uh...
So, Mom.
Notice how clean the cafe is?
- I have.
It's super clean.
Honey, I am so sorry.
I've been so busy
organizing this race
that I completely forgot
to mention
how helpful you've been
lately.
- [gasps]
Oh, you know me,
always finding ways to
be helpful
with no ulterior motive
whatsoever.
- Well, it hasn't gone
unnoticed.
In fact, I have
a little something for you.
- [gasps] For me?
That is so sweet.
You know, I really wasn't
expecting this...
Bracelet?
Seriously, I wasn't
expecting this at all.
Thanks, Mom.
- Oh, no, that's
your "I don't like it" smile.
- Eh, uh, no.
It's my "It's really pretty
"but I was kind of hoping you
would give me a ticket
to the Clonely Hearts Club
Fan Fest" smile.
- Uh, well, this is
my
"I'm sorry but those
tickets are $100" smile.
- Who could put a price on
my happiness?
- Okay, Dawn, I mean, if you
don't want the bracelet--
- Uh, no, no!
Mom, I do.
Thanks.
- Okay.
- Dawn could be everywhere she
wanted to be...
Except at Fan Fest.
- Dad!
- What are you doing?
- Come on!
- All you guys ever do is
sit around playing video
games.
You need to get off your
butts.
Get some exercise!
- We're exercising right now!
That game gives our finger
muscles an excellent workout.
- Watch this.
[nut cracks]
- While that's impressive,
bizarre finger strength
is not enough.
You're turning into
a bunch of couch potatoes!
- That's funny because the name
of our game is Couch Potatoes!
- The object is to load up
potatoes with butter,
sour cream, and chives.
- Then what?
- Bacon!
- Wow!
Stand up.
[exaggerated straining]
- My hip!
[bones cracking]
- Was that your bones?
e got three kids
I'm sponsoring a 10k
and I
who sound like they need
to be oiled.
What'll people think?
- Dad, you can't go
through life worrying about
what others think.
- Yeah.
You need to be happy
with the guy in here.
- Wow.
You know, you're right.
Sometimes I lose sight of...
Hey! You're good.
Here!
These are Track-N-Fit bands.
- Can we play games on them?
- No, but you can track
your physical activity,
and then the reports get sent to
my phone.
- Can we play games on
your phone?
- No, but if you reach your
Track-N-Fit goal for the day,
then you can have
your games back.
- Can we play games on them?
- You're not even listening
to me!
- Just record 10,000 steps
a day.
- 10,000?
That's like a million!
- Did you get your ticket?
- Nope. I got this instead.
Looks like I'm not going
to Fan Fest.
- Well, I'm not going if
you're not going.
I'm taking a stand!
- I can't let you do that.
- Oh, good!
Because I really wanted to go.
At least you got
a fun, festive bracelet.
- What's festive about it?
- Well, it's got knucklebone
and niblet beads.
- Are you just making up words
to make me feel better?
- No. I actually know a lot
about making bracelets.
I made one just like that.
It's pretty easy.
- Can you make me a ticket
to Fan Fest?
- [sighs]
[school bell rings]
I wish. Sorry, Dawn.
- Let me see
that festive bracelet.
- Okay...the next person to
call this festive is gonna be--
free to say whatever she
wants.
Hello, Indra.
- I like it! It's shiny!
You think it would look pretty
on me?
- I guess.
- Most people think because
I wrestle, I'm all scary.
I love to accessorize!
What store is that from?
- [laughs]
Uh...I'm not sure.
My Mom gave it to me.
- Too bad.
It'd go perfect with
my chandelier earrings.
- Uh, well, Mae says
it's pretty easy to make.
- Great!
I'll buy this one plus 30
more.
- What?
- They'll make perfect favors
for my birthday party.
My theme is take downs!
And tiaras.
- [laughs] I don't think--
- 50 bucks!
- I really shouldn't sell
my Mom's--
- 100!
- Sold.
- 150, and that's
my final offer.
- I said "Sold."
- 200, but that's it.
- Wow, that is a lot of money.
- I installed a lot of
sprinkler systems this summer.
I've never felt prettier!
Someone's gonna have
a happy birthday!
- Someone's going to Fan Fest.
[collective sighs and groans]
- I can't walk anymore.
- How many more steps
do we need?
- According to the Track-N-Fit,
we have a grand total
of 428 steps.
- Is that close to 10,000?
- Only in that
it is also a number.
- We're never gonna get
our games back.
- We have to get them back!
I need to make baked potatoes.
- Me too! This morning,
I was so desperate,
I played an actual potato.
- Have any of you couch potatoes
seen my Clonely Hearts Club DVD?
- "She was everywhere
she wanted to be..."
- Including under my butt.
- Ew! It's all butt warm.
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
- I wish we had clones that
could walk our steps for us.
- Look at his little feet go.
I bet he takes 10,000 steps
a day!
- I think we found our clone.
- Are you kidding?
That dog doesn't
look anything like us.
- We're gonna have 10,000 steps
in no time.
- I see virtual potatoes in
our very near future, boys.
- High five to that!
Both: [sigh]
- Too much work.
- ♪ ♪
- Yes.
- Get ready to hear
the best news ever.
- Wait...
Ready!
- I'm going to Fan Fest!
- That is the best news ever!
[both squealing with excitement]
We're going to Fan Fest!
How'd you get a ticket?
- I sold my bracelet to Indra.
- Indra?
Bought a bracelet?
- She loves to accessorize!
And guess what?
She ordered a bunch more.
- Yay!
- So I had enough money
to buy my ticket.
- Yay!
- And we just have to
make 30 bracelets by tomorrow.
- Wait!
What?
That's not enough time.
Just tell her no.
- I--I can't.
I already spent the money
on my ticket,
the bracelet supplies,
and these adorable
Clonely Hearts hats!
Look, you can be whichever
Evelyn you wanna be!
- Dawn, just be honest
with Indra.
What's the worst that could
happen?
- Say it again, Rex!
- I'm scared.
- No! The other thing.
- Uh, uh,
your bracelet's gorgeous.
- I've been getting a lot of
compliments on the bracelet.
So 30 more by tomorrow, right?
- Right...
Right?
- Wait...
Right!
- Oh! Here she comes!
- You two sure are going
to bed early.
- Being a kid is exhausting,
all that learning and growing.
- Plus all the stress.
Should I play tetherball?
Should I not play tetherball?
- You know, I loved tetherball.
Oh! Funny story!
I had this one friend named
Heather, and she was a--
- Mom!
- Oh! Sorry! Yes!
I'm going.
Get some sleep, girls.
[smooching]
- It's go time.
["Eye of The Tiger" by
Survivor]
♪ ♪
- [exhausted sigh]
Well, it took us two hours.
But we did it!
1 down! 29 to go!
- We're never gonna finish.
[scratching at door]
- You hear that?
Oh, hey, buddy.
You miss me?
- Aw, look! He wants a snack.
- We need the dog.
- Why?
- It's not important!
- What's under the blanket?
- Uh, nothing. Why do you need
the dog so bad?
- Nothing!
- What sorcery is this?
- We're making bracelets.
No big deal.
- Why is the dog wearing
your bracelets?
- He likes to accessorize!
- No. I don't think you like
to exercise.
Look, here's the deal.
We need to make 30 bracelets
by tomorrow.
We could use some extra hands
and you could use
some extra feet.
What do you say I keep
your little secret
and we work out a little deal?
- I don't hate this.
- Neither does he.
- We did it, Mae.
We made all 30 bracelets
and got a few hours of sleep.
- Who needs clones
when you've got a best friend
and three brothers with
something to hide?
- Morning!
Who wants breakfast?
Both: Me!
- Hey, where's your bracelet?
- Bracelet?
Oh! Right.
I know exactly where it is.
It is...
Mae, tell her where it is.
- It's at my house.
- See! It's at Mae's house.
Mystery solved.
- Well, as long as it's safe.
It's really valuable.
So! Pancakes?
- W-w-w-w-wait!
How valuable?
- Well, I mean,
it's not expensive.
It just has a lot
of sentimental value.
My Mom gave it to me
when I was your age,
and when I saw you working so
hard, I was so proud of you,
I just--I wanted to give you
something really special.
- Why didn't you tell me this
the other day?
- You seemed so disappointed
about Fan Fest
that the Moment was
actually kind of ruined.
My only hope is that
this bracelet
means as much to you
as it did when my--
[getting choked up]
When my mother gave it to me.
Ah, I need a tissue!
- I am a horrible person.
- Don't worry.
We'll find a way
to get the bracelet back.
But I gotta ask...
Is breakfast happening?
Is it not happening?
- You think Dad's
gonna fall for it?
- Once he sees how many steps
we've logged,
he'll have to give us
our video games back.
- Hey, guys. Your Track-N-Fit
stats are through the roof!
You've each walked 50,000 steps.
That's amazing!
- Is that all?
- I'm not even sore.
- Yeah. I could do
another 50,000 right now.
- Well. You guys have
more than earned these back.
[reverential gasping]
Not that you'll have much time
to play because...good news.
I signed you up for
the Fun Run today.
All: What?
- You know how I was
embarrassed because I owned
a sporting goods store, but
I had three couch potatoes?
Well, today...
I have never...
Been more proud...
Of those couch potatoes.
[getting choked up]
I need a tissue!
- The words "fun" and "run"
do not go together.
- We need to tell the truth.
- Or we can move to India
and start new lives.
They eat with their hands!
It's a forkless paradise!
- I think I have a better idea.
Both: Really?
- Don't sound so shocked.
- He's right.
Let's hear Dicky's idea.
But just in case, we'll keep the
India thing in our back pocket.
- ♪ ♪
- Here you go!
- Yes! I love jewelry!
- Me too! And about
that bracelet I sold you.
Wait, where's the bracelet
I sold you?
- I sold it.
- How could you just sell
a bracelet?
I need that bracelet
I sold you!
- Just make another one.
- It has to be
that exact bracelet.
- Relax. I sold it to this
girl, Emily something.
But don't worry,
she gave me her number.
- [growling]
Just text me the number.
- Just take my phone!
- ♪ ♪
- Oh, that must be Emily.
I gotta keep this bracelet
exchange as quiet as possible.
- Is there a Dawn here?
I'm supposed to sell her
a bracelet.
- Shh! Shh! Shh!
I'm Dawn.
- Hi!
I'm--I'm not late, am I?
I hate being late.
My Mom calls me
"Punctual Patty,"
which is weird because
my sister's name is Patty,
and she's always late, so--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's great. Okay, come on.
Let's go back here
where it's quiet and no one
can
see us.
- My Mom gave me that bracelet
and I stupidly sold it.
I have to get it back.
- I don't know.
It's kind of my fave.
- Please, I'll do anything.
Whatever it costs.
Just name your price.
- Well, let's see.
You know the movie
Clonely Hearts Club?
- Know it?
I love it.
- Love it?
I live it.
Both: When you're with
yourselves, you're never
alone.
- What I want more than anything
is a ticket to Fan Fest.
- How about a snowboard?
- No. Fan Fest.
- Skateboard?
- No.
- Uh...surfboard? Backboard?
Any board?
[sighs]
All right.
- No way!
Here!
- Ah, thank you so much.
- Thank you!
This ticket is worth way more
than that bracelet.
- Not to me.
Oh, hey Mom!
Wearing my festive bracelet.
- Here you go, Mrs. Harper.
- Thank you, Emily.
- What sorcery is this?
- Well, I know Emily's Mom
and we set up a little test.
- How did you find out?
- I saw Indra wearing
your bracelet yesterday
and then I saw the ticket
to Fan Fest in your bedroom
so I put two and two together.
- I'm really sorry, Mom.
I was just so focused on
getting that ticket
I didn't think.
I never should've sold a gift
that you gave me.
- Hmm...
Well.
It makes me proud that
in the end,
you did the right thing.
- Thanks, Mom.
And I hope you can find
someone
to use that ticket.
- Hmm, I already have.
You earned it.
And I wouldn't want Mae
to go alone.
- Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Mae, Mae, Mae! Look, look, look!
I got the ticket!
[both squealing]
Yes, yes, yes!
[sighs and groans]
- I am so proud of you boys
for finishing that race.
- Ah! Not gonna lie, Dad.
It was tough.
- We just looked at each other
and said,
"We're Harpers."
- And Harpers always finish.
- I just wish I could've been
out there running with you guys.
But in a way, I was.
- In--in what way?
- No, your hats are equipped
with tiny cameras
that recorded the whole race.
Let's check the footage,
shall we?
Here's you starting the race.
And there you are grabbing
the bikes you hid in the bushes.
And here's you riding home.
And oh! Oh!
What sorcery is this?
It's you on the couch
playing video games.
- Well, time to go
"finish" the race.
- [laughter]
- Let's make it look real.
- Hey, when we get back
I'll tell Dad
"Harpers always finish."
- Good call.
He'll eat that up.
- I am beyond disappointed.
- Wow.
I thought you'd
still be disappointed.
Glad you're beyond it.
- How did you know?
- Shh!
He's beyond it.
- First of all,
your Track-N-Fits all had
the exact same number of steps
on them.
And you guys weren't tired
this morning,
but the dog's looked like that
for the last 12 hours.
You boys are in a lot
of trouble.
- You can't punish what you
can't catch!
- Ah!
- Go, go, go!
- We're not stopping until
you reach 10,000 steps.
- I knew we should've gone
to India.
- ♪ ♪
- [whistling melody]
♪ ♪
- [vocalizing]
♪ Yeah ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪