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- [laughs]
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I can't believe
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you think Snuggle Squirrels One
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is better than
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Snuggle Squirrels Two.
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- I just think
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the snuggling is more believable
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in the original.
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- What about the third one?
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The Empire Snuggles Back.
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- I'm not discussing this
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with any of you
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until you read the books.
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- No, no, no.
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The worst zombie movie ever
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is Zombabes.
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- I know.
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So lame.
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Zombies aren't supposed to
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go to beach parties...or surf.
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[both groaning]
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Give me the classic...
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"Must eat brains!"
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- Rwar!
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- Raaaahhh!
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- Oh.
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Maybe we shouldn't be
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talking about this stuff
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in front of
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- [whispers] Kids.
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- [whispers] Yeah.
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- Who, us?
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Whaaaaat?
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We watch scary movies
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all the time.
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What else would we watch...
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Snuggle Squirrels?
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- Pfft!
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- Yeah.
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- I'm a snuggle squirrel!
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- Who are you to judge us?
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- Then you must be
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really excited for tonight.
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- Sure.
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Mom's meatloaf.
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She adds paprika.
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It's a winner.
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- She's talking about
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Field of Brains...
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the scariest
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classic zombie movie ever.
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It's on TV tonight.
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Uncut.
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Unrated.
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- And unbelievably scary!
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[laughs]
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- Mm.
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- See you tonight.
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- Uh...
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Obviously, we're watching
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Field of Brains tonight.
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Duh!
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- Guys.
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You don't have to pretend.
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We all know you're too young
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for scary movies.
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And by the way...
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the snuggle squirrels
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are adorable.
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Like you guys.
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- Did you hear that?
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- Yeah.
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She called me adorable.
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Our, "will they, won't they?"
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tension is electric.
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- She called us too young.
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That is the worst type of young.
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- She's right, though.
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We've never really seen
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a scary movie.
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- Well, that ends tonight.
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We are watching Field of Brains.
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- I will be up here
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for one week,
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living on nothing but grit...
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determination...
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and the sweat from my socks.
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- All while promoting the
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affordably-priced camping gear
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here at Tom's Get Sporty.
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[laughs]
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- I'm not here to
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move tents, Harper.
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Grizz Coyote's no sellout.
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[applause]
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- Grizz is so rugged.
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He can survive anything.
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- I know.
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I kinda hope a mountain lion
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gets loose in the store,
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just to see what happens.
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- [laughs]
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- Wow.
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You guys are in a good mood.
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- Sure are.
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- So, now would be a good time
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to ask you something?
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- Anything you want.
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- Can we watch
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Field of Brains tonight?
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Both: No way.
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- What?
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- You're not watching
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a zombie movie.
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- Why not?
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- Because we've seen it.
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In a world
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where zombies eat farmers
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and harvest their brains.
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- Four kids
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will not see that movie
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because they are too young.
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- You guys are so mean.
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- We're not mean.
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We're good parents.
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There are
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certain disturbing images
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we don't want you exposed to.
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- [spits]
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- Kids, look.
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Grizz is treating an open wound
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with just
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his toenails and phlegm.
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- In a world...
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where parents are
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overprotective...
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four kids watch
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Field of Brains anyway.
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- I wish we were those kids.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[rhythmic clapping]
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- [whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,
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na-na ♪
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- ♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- Excuse me, Mr. Coyote.
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We have
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a hypothetical question for you.
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- Is it: Can a man walk
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barefoot across Alaska?
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Because yes.
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I did that.
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- Our question is about putting
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two bears to bed so we could--
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I don't know--
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watch a movie or something.
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- We talking polar?
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Kodiak?
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Panda?
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- Mama.
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About yay tall
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with blonde hair.
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- And a 6' papa bear
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with a sort of
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balding Jim Carrey look.
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- Exotic species.
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Do you have access to
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any spears or grenades?
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- No, we just want to
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help them fall asleep.
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- All right, since
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you don't have any grenades...
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I would recommend a relaxing
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atmosphere and a filling meal.
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Turkey.
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Thick, heavy gravy.
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Mac and cheese.
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Maybe a pie.
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- You've fed that stuff
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to bears?
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- No. But it puts my Uncle Jerry
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to sleep every Thanksgiving.
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And he's pretty hairy, so...
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- Hey, guys.
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What's up?
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- You guys getting
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grizzy with it?
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- Yeah, we're gonna go home
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and floss with our shoes.
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- See ya.
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- Hey, Grizz.
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Camping sales are way up.
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People love tough guys
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like you and me.
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- You and me?
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Have you ever
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throat-punched a giraffe
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'cause he was
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eating off your branch?
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Have you ever let
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an anaconda swallow you
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so you'd have
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a warm place to sleep?
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- [clears throat]
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See that scar?
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I got that last year
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living in the woods.
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- In a luxury cabin in Aspen.
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He punched a mini-fridge when
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he realized there was no Wi-Fi.
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- [laughs]
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Okay, as I recall,
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someone wouldn't eat s'mores
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because the marshmallows
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touched stick.
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- Those sticks were
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on the ground.
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- They fell from a tree.
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That's where sticks land.
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- Please!
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Civilians like you
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could never live off the land.
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You sell the survival lifestyle.
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I live it.
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You want to know what tough is?
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You should read my man-oirs.
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Which I wrote entirely
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on the hide of a rhinoceros.
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You know how hard it is to get
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a rhino to hold still that long?
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Now if you'll excuse me...
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it's lunchtime.
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- Is he right?
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Have we gone soft?
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- No, no, no.
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We're still tough.
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We don't need that book.
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- Mr. And Mrs. Harper!
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Your walk-no-mores have arrived.
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- Yes!
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Finally, getting the mail
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won't be so exhausting.
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[laughs]
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- Okay, maybe we need to
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read the book.
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- Yeah.
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Do you smell turkey?
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- Yeah.
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- Huh.
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- Oh. Oh.
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You know, according to Grizz...
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that means either
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an avalanche is coming...
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- Okay.
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- Or someone's cooking turkey.
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- But it's meatloaf night.
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- Kids!
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Avalanche!
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Oh.
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False alarm.
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It was turkey.
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- Welcome, parents.
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Please sit.
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- What's going on in here?
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- We made you dinner.
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- But what about my meatloaf?
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- We're shaking things up.
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Tonight, we're having turkey
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covered in a thick, heavy gravy.
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- Followed by more turkey,
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also with thick, heavy gravy.
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- And for
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your dining entertainment,
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I'll be reading from
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a thick, heavy book.
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Doorknobs:
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A Complete History.
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- Are you guys trying to
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put us to sleep?
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[laughter]
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- Chapter one.
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- More thick, heavy gravy?
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- Would you kids mind if we--
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[yawns]
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If we, uh...
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- If you went to bed?
296
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Not at all.
297
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Good night.
298
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- Love you.
299
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- Sweet dreams.
300
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- Have a great sleep.
301
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- Don't let the bed bugs bite.
302
00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:17,578
- Love you guys.
303
00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:17,578
- Good night.
304
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- Good night.
305
00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:20,375
- Good night.
306
00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,827
- It's zombie time.
307
00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:24,245
All: Rwar!
308
00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:32,670
- And now...
309
00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:32,670
Field of Brains.
310
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- I've been dreaming about
311
00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:34,329
seeing this movie
312
00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:37,245
for as long as I can remember.
313
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- You mean since this morning?
314
00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,286
- Yeah.
315
00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,286
Like I said.
316
00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,043
- Shh.
317
00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,043
The movie's starting.
318
00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:45,713
- "Based on actual events"?
319
00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:47,210
Interesting.
320
00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,790
Man: Family?
321
00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,790
I've returned from farming.
322
00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:53,004
Boy: Welcome home, Papa.
323
00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:53,004
Did you harvest any corn today?
324
00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:55,171
- Sure did, son.
325
00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:55,171
Sure did.
326
00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:56,498
- This isn't scary.
327
00:08:56,542 --> 00:08:58,002
- Yeah, it's just a nice family
328
00:08:58,041 --> 00:08:59,501
living on a farm
329
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in the middle of nowhere
330
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with no neighbors or police
331
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for miles.
332
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,463
- I don't see how
333
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,463
this could go wrong.
334
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,000
Man: I'm gonna check
335
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,000
the basement
336
00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:09,791
to see if the furnace
337
00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:09,791
is still acting up.
338
00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:10,924
[hinges creaking]
339
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,289
- Ooh.
340
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,289
Ooh!
341
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,213
Look at that doorknob.
342
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,790
That's a rare 1937 lock
343
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,790
and slide with Amish movement.
344
00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,924
All: Shh!
345
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,499
- Whoo-hoo!
346
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,499
Sure is dark down here.
347
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:27,132
- [growling]
348
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:27,132
- Aah!
349
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,576
- It went so wrong so quickly!
350
00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,041
- [stomach gurgles]
351
00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:42,383
- Oh...
352
00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:43,707
Tom, are you okay?
353
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,670
- Ah.
354
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,670
I think the kids'...
355
00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,789
thick, heavy gravy...
356
00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:50,334
might've hurt my stomach.
357
00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:54,205
Grizz is right.
358
00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:54,205
We have gone soft.
359
00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:55,380
- What do you mean "we"?
360
00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:57,247
My stomach is just fine.
361
00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:58,831
[stomach gurgles]
362
00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:00,705
Whoa.
363
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,290
Okay, that is not
364
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,290
a sign of softness.
365
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,213
That is the call of the wild.
366
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,290
- It sounds like
367
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,290
a call for help.
368
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,923
And a true survivalist
369
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,923
doesn't call for help.
370
00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:13,669
We play through...
371
00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:13,669
[stomach gurgles]
372
00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,329
- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
373
00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,329
Are you suggesting
374
00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,625
that you are more of
375
00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,625
a true survivalist than me?
376
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,997
- Well, I don't want to
377
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,997
toot my own horn, but...
378
00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,631
Honk honk.
379
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,377
- Please!
380
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,377
I am definitely
381
00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:24,377
more of a survivalist
382
00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:24,377
than you.
383
00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:25,877
Honk honk.
384
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,827
- I could live outside
385
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,827
for a week--honk.
386
00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,915
- I could live outside
387
00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,915
for a month--honk.
388
00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,629
- I could live outside
389
00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,629
right now.
390
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,957
No honk necessary.
391
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,920
Oh, yeah.
392
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,920
This is happening.
393
00:10:37,959 --> 00:10:39,709
- Oh, what,
394
00:10:37,959 --> 00:10:39,709
pillows and a blanket?
395
00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,630
What, are you staying
396
00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,630
at the Queen's house?
397
00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:43,787
Give me the cold grass, baby.
398
00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:45,464
- Grass?
399
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,080
Oh, your majesty!
400
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:50,165
I'll take the hard dirt.
401
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,378
- I hope it rains.
402
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:55,417
- I hope it snows!
403
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:56,498
- Honk!
404
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:56,498
- Honk!
405
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:57,832
Honk.
406
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:57,832
Ow!
407
00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:59,035
Ah-ooga!
408
00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,423
[screaming and snarling]
409
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,378
- Why are we still
410
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,378
watching this?
411
00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:05,747
- I'm too scared
412
00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:05,747
to turn it off.
413
00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:07,462
- We have to keep watching.
414
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,000
It's what the big kids do.
415
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,000
[screaming continues]
416
00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:12,211
Right, Nicky?
417
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:17,580
- The farmer has passed the
418
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:17,580
first stage of zombification.
419
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:20,415
Moaning and night walking.
420
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:25,248
The second stage is
421
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:25,248
the digging of holes.
422
00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:28,711
- Please don't dig holes.
423
00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:28,711
Please don't dig holes.
424
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,130
[digging]
425
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,130
[gasps]
426
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,416
- Okay.
427
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,416
He dug holes.
428
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,078
But at least he hasn't
429
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,078
planted any brains yet.
430
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,245
- Must plant brains.
431
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,421
All: No!
432
00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:45,541
- Ugh, this ground is hard.
433
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,923
- You know,
434
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,923
while you complain,
435
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:50,129
I'm building
436
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:50,129
a bed out of nature.
437
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,376
- Oh, you think ripping off
438
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,376
your sleeves like Grizz
439
00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,077
makes you a better survivalist?
440
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,575
That is pathetic.
441
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,575
- Huh.
442
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,995
See, I must have
443
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,995
left my sleeves...
444
00:11:58,041 --> 00:12:01,041
over there.
445
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,923
- Oh, you want a muscle show?
446
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,923
- Yeah.
447
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,539
- Yeah, well get ready for
448
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,539
the grand prize 'cause...
449
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:06,833
it's a new shirt.
450
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:09,915
[saw buzzing]
451
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:13,499
[zombie growls]
452
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:13,499
- Aah! Aah!
453
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,082
[crunch]
454
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,082
Aah!
455
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,415
[snarling]
456
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,415
[saw buzzing]
457
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:24,667
[soft music plays]
458
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,039
- The credits.
459
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,383
The sweet, sweet credits.
460
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,077
- We did it.
461
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,745
We survived Field of Brains.
462
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,004
Pfft.
463
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,004
Too young.
464
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:41,001
We are not too young.
465
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,711
- Yeah.
466
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,880
We're not little kids
467
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,880
who run to our Mom and Dad.
468
00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,667
- [growling]
469
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:48,879
- Wha--
470
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,207
Mom?
471
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,207
- Dad?
472
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,670
- Dad!
473
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,079
- Mom!
474
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,079
- Dad!
475
00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,078
- Mom?
476
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,205
- Dad?
477
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,460
- Huh?
478
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,460
Uh--
479
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,325
- Mom?
480
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,325
- Dad?
481
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,125
- [groaning]
482
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:12,963
[growling]
483
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,540
- [growling]
484
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,423
- Mom?
485
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,423
- Dad?
486
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,918
- Zombies.
487
00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:21,879
- [moaning]
488
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:23,577
All: Aah!
489
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,501
- Okay, everybody calm down.
490
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,962
Mom and Dad aren't zombies.
491
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,080
Zombies aren't real.
492
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,575
- She's right.
493
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,125
Field of brains was just
494
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,125
a movie.
495
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,826
- Based on actual events.
496
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,165
Right, Nicky?
497
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,165
Where's Nicky?
498
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,498
[stomach rumbles]
499
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,212
- Gah.
500
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,580
Ah, I think the gravy train's
501
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,580
leaving the station.
502
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,625
Ooh.
503
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,625
Oh.
504
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,207
- Hey, hey, hey.
505
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,207
Where are you going, nature boy?
506
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,000
According to Grizz's book,
507
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,791
bathrooms are for
508
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,791
daisy-sniffers.
509
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:01,084
- I hate the smell of daisies.
510
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:04,665
- Well, then start digging.
511
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,709
- Fine.
512
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:10,170
[stomach gurgling]
513
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:10,170
- Oh...oh...
514
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:11,328
- Don't look at me.
515
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:13,625
This hole is occupied.
516
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,167
Ah!
517
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,998
- They've got Nicky.
518
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,998
- Nobody has anybody.
519
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:18,711
Nicky is still upstairs.
520
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,460
- Yeah...
521
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,250
and if Mom and dad were really
522
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,250
zombie brain farmers,
523
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,711
wouldn't they be
524
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,711
digging holes right now?
525
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,705
[both growling and groaning]
526
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,667
They're digging holes.
527
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,539
- For our brains!
528
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,383
[groaning continues]
529
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,131
- Listen to me
530
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,131
if you want to live.
531
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,246
While you were
532
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,246
hiding under your pillows,
533
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,211
I saw it all.
534
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:53,330
I know what's coming.
535
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,245
- Where'd you get
536
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,245
the chalkboard?
537
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,381
- Not important.
538
00:14:56,417 --> 00:15:00,747
According to Field of Brains,
539
00:14:56,417 --> 00:15:00,747
Mom and Dad are not zombies yet.
540
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:01,922
- Did you buy the chalkboard?
541
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:04,789
- Forget the chalkboard.
542
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:08,754
Mom and Dad are just starting
543
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:08,754
zombification process.
544
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,252
If this is about
545
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,252
the chalkboard...
546
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:16,382
It's just like in the movie.
547
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,417
- Stage one...
548
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:21,168
moaning and night walking.
549
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,328
Stage two...
550
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,495
digging holes.
551
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,212
- They're already on
552
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,212
stage three.
553
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,500
- No, digging is stage two.
554
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,792
- Really?
555
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,792
That's a shovel?
556
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,674
- I thought he was trying
557
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,674
to wood-fire a pizza.
558
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,538
[distant growling, groaning]
559
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,133
- We don't have much time.
560
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,456
The next stage is
561
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,456
sensitivity to light.
562
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,540
Then...
563
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,540
the final stage.
564
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,213
They eat brains!
565
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,750
- What do we do?
566
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,752
- Well, according to
567
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,752
Professor Feldstein...
568
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,712
- There is an antidote.
569
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:59,040
But it must be administered
570
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:59,040
before stage four.
571
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,883
If not, they will become...
572
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,037
full...
573
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,293
blown...
574
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,833
zombies.
575
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,833
[voice echoes]
576
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,712
- Any questions?
577
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,420
I found the chalkboard
578
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,420
in the attic.
579
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,828
- Thank you!
580
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:21,083
- And a dirty sock.
581
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,955
- Ugh,
582
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,955
that antidote smells disgusting.
583
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,330
- Did you really think that
584
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,330
dirty socks, toilet water,
585
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:29,415
bellybutton lint, dead flies,
586
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:29,415
moldy cottage cheese,
587
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,998
dental floss gunk,
588
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,998
and a sprig of dill
589
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,461
was gonna smell good?
590
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,830
- I thought the dill would
591
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,830
jazz it up.
592
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,205
- How are we supposed to get
593
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,205
Mom and Dad to drink...
594
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:42,040
this?
595
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,503
- We don't.
596
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,832
We pour the antidote
597
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,832
into their shoes.
598
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,665
It has to enter
599
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,665
through their soles...
600
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,579
to save their souls.
601
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:53,455
- That's deep, bro-fessor.
602
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,210
- So, which one of you
603
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,210
brave men
604
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,540
wants to go downstairs
605
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,540
and put it in their shoes?
606
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,253
So, which one of you brave men
607
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,251
wants to take their fingernails
608
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,251
out of my back?
609
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,251
Boys: Sorry.
610
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,881
- Come on.
611
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,881
We gotta find their shoes.
612
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,710
- I don't see them.
613
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,290
- Uh, let's check the back
614
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,290
door.
615
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,543
- What if they come in?
616
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,383
- They won't,
617
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,383
as long as the lights are on.
618
00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:15,667
[both groaning]
619
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:16,749
[electricity crackles]
620
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:16,749
- Oh.
621
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:18,882
Uh-oh.
622
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,457
That sounded like
623
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,457
something important.
624
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,790
Both: Oh!
625
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,924
- Definitely
626
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,924
something important.
627
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,745
- Aah!
628
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,745
- Aah!
629
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,920
- Well, at least it's just us.
630
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,920
- Huh.
631
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,417
We should probably go inside
632
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,417
and call the power company.
633
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,078
Anonymously.
634
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,825
- That's exactly
635
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,825
what Grizz would do.
636
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,575
- Yeah.
637
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,035
- Ah!
638
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,035
- Oh!
639
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,293
Stepped in a hole!
640
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,583
- Sprained my ankle.
641
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,915
- [lisping]
642
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,915
Bit my 'ongue!
643
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:54,669
- Ohh...uhh....
644
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:54,669
- Ohhhhhhh!
645
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,039
- Sprains.
646
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,039
- S'rains!
647
00:17:57,083 --> 00:18:00,333
[both groaning]
648
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,415
- Sprains...
649
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,415
- S'rains...
650
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,878
- Ooh.
651
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,627
- What are they doing?
652
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,827
- I think
653
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,827
they're sitting down to eat.
654
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,875
- Oh, no.
655
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,875
They've reached stage four.
656
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:13,997
They're hungry for brains.
657
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:17,421
- [lisping]
658
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:17,421
My tongue is on fire!
659
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,918
- Stains!
660
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:22,539
- Oh, stains!
661
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:22,539
- Ugh!
662
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:25,003
- Quick--we have to get
663
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:25,003
the antidote in their shoes.
664
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,576
- Aah!
665
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,125
- Huh?
666
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,167
Huh?
667
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,167
- Uhh?
668
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,708
All: Aah!
669
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,540
- Hey!
670
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,540
Ehhhh....
671
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,253
- Nooooo!
672
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,791
- They got Ricky!
673
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,791
Should we save him?
674
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,963
Sorry, Ricky!
675
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,998
- Go, go, go.
676
00:18:57,041 --> 00:19:00,881
[panting]
677
00:18:57,041 --> 00:19:00,881
We lost Ricky.
678
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:02,327
- He's one of them now.
679
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,630
- I call his computer.
680
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,167
- We need to find Grizz.
681
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,578
He'll know what to do.
682
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,578
He can survive anything.
683
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,785
- Gah!
684
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,214
- Aah!
685
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,214
- Aah!
686
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,207
- He's not here.
687
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,247
[sloppy eating noise]
688
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,041
- What's that?
689
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,963
Grizz?
690
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,290
[rustling, lips smacking]
691
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,711
- Aah!
692
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,711
- Aah!
693
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,790
[all screaming]
694
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,831
- Aah!
695
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,831
- Aah!
696
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,075
- Grizz has turned, too!
697
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,825
- It's a zombie apocalypse.
698
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,745
- Aah!
699
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,745
- Aah!
700
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:52,632
- What?
701
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:52,632
- Nicky!
702
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,667
- I'm a goner.
703
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:56,419
- Dawn!
704
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:56,419
- Aah!
705
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,418
Aah!
706
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,668
Don't eat my brains.
707
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,668
Don't eat my brains.
708
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,959
Why aren't you eating my brains?
709
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,250
- Because I'm not a zombie.
710
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,631
- Me neither.
711
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,667
- Not blood.
712
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,129
Barbecue sauce.
713
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:16,036
- What about Grizz?
714
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,633
- Hey. Is that
715
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,633
takeout pizza and ribs?
716
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,707
- Hold on.
717
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,707
I can explain.
718
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,040
I was really hungry.
719
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,963
- So you're a fraud?
720
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,330
- What do you mean by fraud?
721
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,825
- You're a liar.
722
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,375
- Oh, then yes, I'm a fraud.
723
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,785
- Wow.
724
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,785
Can you believe this guy?
725
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,174
You must be
726
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,174
really upset with him right now.
727
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:39,748
We'll let you hash it out.
728
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,382
- Hey, hey, hey.
729
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,382
Wait, wait, wait.
730
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,382
Come back here.
731
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,382
- Hey!
732
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:46,037
- Look, we told you guys that
733
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:46,037
you couldn't watch that movie
734
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:46,037
because we knew it would get in
735
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:46,037
your heads.
736
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,833
- You're just not old enough
737
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,833
to see stuff like that.
738
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,415
All: Yeah.
739
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,418
- We're sorry
740
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,418
we watched Field of Brains.
741
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,498
- We're happy
742
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,498
you're not zombies.
743
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,082
- All right.
744
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,082
Bring it in. Come on.
745
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,535
There we go.
746
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,535
- Aw, hugs.
747
00:20:57,583 --> 00:21:01,173
- Yeah, this feels right.
748
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:05,668
I'll call my Mom.
749
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:05,668
Have her pick me up.
750
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:07,829
- Okay, maybe we can all
751
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:07,829
go home and get some sleep
752
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,455
now that we know that there's
753
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,455
no such thing as zombies.
754
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,080
- Brains!
755
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,535
- Zombies are real!
756
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,535
Everybody panic!
757
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,043
[screaming]
758
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,213
- No, no, no.
759
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,213
Wait!
760
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,420
No, no, no.
761
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,420
Guys, guys.
762
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:22,998
[laughing]
763
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:25,041
I'm sorry.
764
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:25,041
We were just messing.
765
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,583
- What are you guys doing here?
766
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,325
- We came from
767
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,325
a Field of Brains party,
768
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:31,825
and I realized
769
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:31,825
I left my phone here.
770
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,285
- You look just like Abigail,
771
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,833
the butter-churning
772
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,833
farm maid zombie.
773
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,075
- You saw the movie?
774
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,375
- No big whoop.
775
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,375
Could have been scarier.
776
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,877
- Yeah, it takes more than that
777
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,877
to rattle us.
778
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,497
- They bought it.
779
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:46,332
They actually think
780
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:46,332
we're not zombies.
781
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,075
- I can't wait
782
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,075
till they fall asleep
783
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:51,035
so we can eat their brains.
784
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,883
[both growling]
785
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:57,127
[screaming]
786
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:00,577
Hey, lock up for us?
787
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,415
- Sure.
788
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,415
- Thanks.
789
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:02,538
[continue growling]
790
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:09,793
♪ ♪
791
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:14,634
♪ ♪
792
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:18,287
[whistling melody]
793
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:25,133
♪ ♪
794
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,790
♪ ♪
795
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:30,924
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
796
00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:34,669
♪ ♪
797
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:35,919
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
798
00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:37,959
- [cheerful melody]
799
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,040
- ♪