1 00:00:10,834 --> 00:00:12,254 - Hey, guys. 2 00:00:10,834 --> 00:00:12,254 Help me out. 3 00:00:12,291 --> 00:00:14,541 I need a name for my band. 4 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:16,133 - Dirty Sponge? 5 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:20,667 - Empty Cup. 6 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:23,209 - You're saying things 7 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:23,209 that are in front of you. 8 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:24,960 - Girl Without a Band Name? 9 00:00:27,959 --> 00:00:29,329 - That's not bad. 10 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:30,995 That's not bad. 11 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:33,171 - Check it out, womb-mates. 12 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:34,828 In honor of our tenth 13 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:34,828 birthday, 14 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:37,205 I made a little slideshow 15 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:37,205 with all our old pictures. 16 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:41,290 I call it, "Dawn 17 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:41,290 and the Other Three." 18 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,383 - Look how young I was. 19 00:00:43,417 --> 00:00:45,997 Didn't even have my beard 20 00:00:43,417 --> 00:00:45,997 back then. 21 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:49,331 - And you don't have one now. 22 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:50,745 - Josie sees it. 23 00:00:50,792 --> 00:00:53,332 Right, Josie? 24 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:55,415 - I see some chocolate. 25 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:58,328 - A chocolate-y man-beard. 26 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:01,915 - Ohh, that's a good band name! 27 00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:03,829 - Don't look now, 28 00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:03,829 but I think I see 29 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:06,075 some soon-to-be ten-year-olds. 30 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:08,375 - Uh-oh! 31 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:08,375 Better start saving for college. 32 00:01:08,417 --> 00:01:10,667 [laughter] 33 00:01:10,709 --> 00:01:12,749 Seriously, 34 00:01:10,709 --> 00:01:12,749 I need to get on that. 35 00:01:12,792 --> 00:01:14,632 - We're just so excited 36 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:19,247 that our babies are 37 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:19,247 about to turn the big 38 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:19,247 ♪ One-O ♪ 39 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:21,631 - ♪ We're not babies anymore ♪ 40 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:24,207 - ♪ And we're in public ♪ 41 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,630 - Anne, stop. 42 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:27,667 You're embarrassing them. 43 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:27,667 [chuckles] 44 00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:31,829 Now, which one of you 45 00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:31,829 is most excited for tonight's 46 00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:31,829 visit from the Quadfather? 47 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:33,995 - The what-father? 48 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:35,501 - The Quadfather. 49 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:37,882 He's the mystical being 50 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:37,882 that visits quadruplets 51 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:39,787 all over the world 52 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:39,787 the week of their birthdays 53 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,674 for a little sit-down. 54 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,209 [laughs] 55 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:48,626 You see, because quadruplets 56 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:48,626 have to share the same birthday, 57 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:52,077 the Quadfather grants each 58 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:52,077 of them their own special wish-- 59 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:55,125 in exchange, of course, 60 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:55,125 for a nice Italian meal. 61 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:57,326 Then on the day of their 62 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:57,326 party, 63 00:01:57,375 --> 00:02:00,745 he magically appears and makes 64 00:01:57,375 --> 00:02:00,745 those wishes come true. 65 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,583 - So why is he a beaver? 66 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,375 - Oh, you are gonna love this. 67 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:10,417 - Hey, Daddy-o. 68 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:10,417 Check out my jazz beard. 69 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:11,828 - Oh, pepper. 70 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:13,285 [sneezes] 71 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,423 Ah! An olive. 72 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:17,168 When did I have olives? 73 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:18,378 - And why didn't you chew it? 74 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:21,127 - I don't know. 75 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:23,286 - You guys must be super stoked 76 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:23,286 the Quadfather is coming. 77 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,383 - [scoffs] 78 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,383 Please. 79 00:02:25,417 --> 00:02:27,207 We're turning ten. 80 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:31,170 - Yeah, we all know it's just 81 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:31,170 our Dad in a beaver suit 82 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:36,038 wearing an Italian suit 83 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:36,038 over the beaver suit. 84 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:38,173 - I think it's cute 85 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:38,173 that he does that for you guys. 86 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:41,498 - It was cute, 87 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:41,498 and now it's just embarrassing. 88 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:43,172 One of us has to tell him 89 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:43,172 we know it's him. 90 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:44,538 - I vote you. 91 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:44,538 - I vote Dicky. 92 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:46,213 - Nicky's not here. 93 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,750 Let him tell Dad 94 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,422 we don't believe 95 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,422 in the stupid Quadfather. 96 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:51,418 - The Quadfather's coming! 97 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:53,458 The Quadfather's coming! 98 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,750 I'm the luckiest boy 99 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,750 in the world! 100 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:01,333 - Nicky may not be 101 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:01,333 the best choice. 102 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:05,209 [upbeat music] 103 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:10,080 ♪ ♪ 104 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:13,785 - [whistling melody] 105 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:16,674 ♪ ♪ 106 00:03:16,709 --> 00:03:18,129 [rhythmic clapping] 107 00:03:16,709 --> 00:03:18,129 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 108 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:20,206 - [whistling melody] 109 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:25,830 ♪ ♪ 110 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,125 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪ 111 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,626 ♪ Na, na, na, na, 112 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,626 na-na ♪ 113 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,917 - ♪ One, two ♪ 114 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,917 - ♪ Na, na, na ♪ 115 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:33,249 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 116 00:03:35,834 --> 00:03:37,634 - ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 117 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:41,463 [classical Italian music 118 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:41,463 playing] 119 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:46,210 ♪ ♪ 120 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,920 - Uh, Nicky? 121 00:03:47,959 --> 00:03:49,629 Before you sit down 122 00:03:47,959 --> 00:03:49,629 with the Quadfather, 123 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:52,667 there's something we have 124 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:52,667 to tell you. 125 00:03:52,709 --> 00:03:57,169 - Later. I'm making sauce here. 126 00:03:57,208 --> 00:04:01,628 And that cheesy garlic bread 127 00:03:57,208 --> 00:04:01,628 is not gonna toast itself. 128 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:06,917 - Nicky, we're not 129 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:06,917 making anything, because the 130 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:06,917 Quadfather's really--he's just-- 131 00:04:06,959 --> 00:04:07,879 - Say it! 132 00:04:06,959 --> 00:04:07,879 - Do it! 133 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:10,417 - He's Dad! 134 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:13,078 - That's ridiculous. 135 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:14,915 Dad's not Italian, 136 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,669 he doesn't own a suit, 137 00:04:16,709 --> 00:04:21,669 and he doesn't have 138 00:04:16,709 --> 00:04:21,669 the teeth of a beaver! 139 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:25,629 - The Quadfather 140 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:25,629 will see you now. 141 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:28,537 - You can all live 142 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:28,537 in your fantasy land, 143 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:31,883 but I've got an Italian beaver 144 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:31,883 to feed. 145 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:35,377 ♪ ♪ 146 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,165 - [imitating Vito Corleone] 147 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,165 Hello, Nicholas. 148 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:42,038 I hope you brought me some pasta 149 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:42,038 I can't refuse. 150 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:44,753 - Mangia. 151 00:04:44,792 --> 00:04:47,962 - What? 152 00:04:44,792 --> 00:04:47,962 No cheesy garlic bread? 153 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,040 This displeases me. 154 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,713 - It was the others. 155 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,040 They tried to convince me 156 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,040 that you're really just... 157 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:57,503 [sputters] 158 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:57,503 Our Dad. 159 00:04:57,542 --> 00:04:59,832 - That's radicchio! 160 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:03,875 Clearly I'm a mystical oversized 161 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:03,875 beaver in an Italian suit. 162 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,291 Bring them to me. 163 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,793 So... 164 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:13,754 You come to me 165 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:13,754 with a wild accusation, 166 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:16,542 and this, 167 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:16,542 the week of your birthday. 168 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,293 - [scoffs] 169 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,293 Really, Dad? 170 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:19,293 We're still doing this? 171 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,383 - Silencio. 172 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:24,127 If I were your Dad, 173 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:25,706 would I eat like this? 174 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,213 - Yes. 175 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,500 - Eh. 176 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:38,422 If this is how you feel, 177 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:41,788 then I guess you have 178 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:41,788 no special requests for me. 179 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:43,794 - We actually have one. 180 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:46,134 We don't want the Quadfather to 181 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:46,134 make an appearance at our party. 182 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:48,166 - [both gasp] 183 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:50,878 - But I always make 184 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:50,878 an appearance. 185 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,707 - It just feels 186 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,707 a little juvenile. 187 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:56,210 We're gonna be ten. 188 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,880 - Single digits 189 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,880 are for learning. 190 00:05:57,917 --> 00:06:01,497 Double digits are for earning. 191 00:06:01,542 --> 00:06:03,582 - What does that even mean? 192 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,377 - Don't listen to them. 193 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:07,497 Fresh pepper? 194 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:09,542 - Yeah. 195 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,253 [grunting] 196 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:13,881 [sneezes] 197 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,332 - That's weird. 198 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:22,075 You sneeze just like... 199 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:24,915 - [sneezes] 200 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:27,379 - I know it's you, Dad. 201 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:30,287 - But, Nicholas... 202 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:34,213 - You broke my heart. 203 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,170 [grunts] 204 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:39,423 - Tried to tell you, dude. 205 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:45,168 ♪ ♪ 206 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:50,544 - [sighs dramatically] 207 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:51,963 - Haven't seen him like this 208 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,290 since that time 209 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,290 we forgot to tell him 210 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:56,633 our hide-and-seek game 211 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:56,633 was over. 212 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,037 - That was bad. 213 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:02,463 He was behind the toilet 214 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:02,463 for 17 hours. 215 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,460 - Dad used it three times. 216 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,830 [shudders] 217 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:11,079 - We'll worry about him later. 218 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:13,745 Right now, we've got a party 219 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:13,745 to plan. 220 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:18,132 - Yeah, we need something 221 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:18,132 that really says "Ten." 222 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:20,126 [snaps fingers] 223 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:20,126 What about a beach party? 224 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:21,706 - Yeah, we'll have a party 225 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:26,540 on one of the many famous 226 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:26,540 Colorado beaches. 227 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:28,883 - I meant a beach theme. 228 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:32,247 With sand, orchids in our hair, 229 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:32,247 coconut drinks in our hands... 230 00:07:32,291 --> 00:07:35,791 - I hate sand. 231 00:07:32,291 --> 00:07:35,791 It gets in places. 232 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:38,964 What about a club party 233 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:38,964 with pumpin' dance music 234 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,330 so I can bust out a little... 235 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:43,745 Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! 236 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:43,745 Unz! Unz! Unz! 237 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:46,712 - I don't unz. 238 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:50,790 But I do have a better idea. 239 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:54,334 - What? 240 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:54,334 A science party? 241 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:55,995 - No. 242 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:59,833 A...extreme party. 243 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:03,915 With things that are extreme. 244 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:07,249 - More like extremely lame. 245 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:09,171 - Well, beaches are lamer. 246 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,498 - Well, unzes are lamest. 247 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,498 - What? 248 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:11,922 - Why do we never get to see 249 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:11,922 it? 250 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,959 [all arguing over each other] 251 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,130 - I am so done... 252 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,130 - You know why? 253 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:19,496 - Kids! Kids! 254 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,832 Hey! 255 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,745 What is this all about? 256 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:24,582 - Are you reconsidering having 257 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:24,582 the Quadfather at your party? 258 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:26,245 All: No! 259 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:28,461 - It was worth a shot. 260 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,580 - We're trying to plan 261 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,580 what we want for our party. 262 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:31,665 - Oh, I get it. 263 00:08:31,709 --> 00:08:33,039 Now that you're turning ten, 264 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,383 you wanna kick things 265 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,383 up a notch. 266 00:08:34,417 --> 00:08:36,037 Well, leave the planning to 267 00:08:34,417 --> 00:08:36,037 me. 268 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,423 As usual, 269 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,423 mama's got you covered. 270 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:40,248 - Uh-oh. 271 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:42,461 - I've got my fun kit packed 272 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:42,461 with all my greatest hits-- 273 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,880 face painting, balloon 274 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,880 animals, 275 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:48,247 and everyone's favorite 276 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:48,247 singing sock puppet, 277 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:50,171 Justin Timbersock! 278 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:55,498 "I'm bringing socksy back." 279 00:08:55,542 --> 00:08:57,962 - We appreciate your effort, 280 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,750 but that stuff is so nine. 281 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:01,792 - [gasps] 282 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,584 What is happening? 283 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:07,995 - Well, it's not looking good 284 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:07,995 for Justin Timbersock. 285 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:11,081 Nicky, how about you? 286 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:11,081 How do you feel about all this? 287 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:16,205 - Since there is no happy 288 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:16,205 in my birthday anymore, 289 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,170 why have a party altogether? 290 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,130 - He's right. 291 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:28,416 Why have a party all together? 292 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:29,708 We should have separate parties. 293 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:30,960 - That's it. 294 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:30,960 Separate parties. 295 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,380 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 296 00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:34,577 Why have separate parties 297 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,825 when we can each have our own? 298 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,539 - Wow. 299 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:43,713 You've never had 300 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:43,713 separate parties before. 301 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,580 But I guess if that's 302 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,580 really important to you, 303 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,205 then... 304 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,290 I could plan separate parties. 305 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,463 - Quaddle-up. 306 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,670 It was a tough decision, 307 00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:59,379 but we all decided we're old 308 00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:59,379 enough to plan our own parties. 309 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:01,577 - Sorry, but we're growing up, 310 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:01,577 Anne. 311 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,210 - Oh, yeah? 312 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,710 Well, planning parties is harder 313 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,710 than you think. 314 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,960 You'll see! 315 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,290 They'll see, right, Tom? 316 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,633 - Oh, they'll see. 317 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:15,997 They think they're so grown 318 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:15,997 up. 319 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,131 They'll see how much 320 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,131 they need us. 321 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:18,376 They'll see! 322 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:20,787 [upbeat music] 323 00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:26,884 ♪ ♪ 324 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,077 - Ow! 325 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,125 ♪ ♪ 326 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,206 - Wow. 327 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,380 Look at us. 328 00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,377 We really pulled this off. 329 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:36,037 - Totally crushed it. 330 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:39,173 - Left no stone unturned. 331 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,418 - They didn't see. 332 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,748 - They don't need us. 333 00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,792 - ♪ Mommy wanted to help ♪ 334 00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:46,634 ♪ They just didn't need her ♪ 335 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,327 ♪ Can someone please explain ♪ 336 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,995 ♪ Why the Quadfather's 337 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,995 a beaver ♪ 338 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,251 ♪ Separate parties ♪ 339 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,671 ♪ No beaver ♪ 340 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:55,879 ♪ Separate parties, 341 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:55,879 no beaver ♪ 342 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,247 - Josie. 343 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,247 - Sorry. 344 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:58,751 [clears throat] 345 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:03,126 All: Mae! 346 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:03,126 Welcome to my party. 347 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:04,746 She's here for my party. 348 00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:07,002 I invited her to my party. 349 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,831 - You invited me 350 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,831 to all three parties. 351 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,575 [all scream] 352 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:14,665 [all screaming] 353 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:16,789 - ♪ Separate parties, 354 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:16,789 same guests ♪ 355 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:21,084 ♪ Which will they choose? 356 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:21,084 We don't know ♪ 357 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,785 - [deep voice] 358 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,785 Awkward. 359 00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:34,997 - Okay, so we left 360 00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:34,997 one tiny stone unturned. 361 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,881 - This is a disaster. 362 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:40,207 - A delicious disaster. 363 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,040 Both: They need me. 364 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,883 - Hup--leave it to me, beaver. 365 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,877 It's Mommy time. 366 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,877 - Ohh. 367 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,882 - Another one, Josie. 368 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,827 And keep 'em coming. 369 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,575 - You should all come 370 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,575 to my party. 371 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:59,035 - I've got volleyball. 372 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:59,035 - I've got rock-climbing. 373 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:59,035 - I've got unzes. 374 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,333 - Looks like a party emergency. 375 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:04,035 Did somebody call 9-Mom-Mom? 376 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,423 - Mom-no-no. 377 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,078 - [shushing] 378 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,078 It's okay. 379 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,325 It's okay now. 380 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:11,075 Ten years ago, I gave you 381 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:11,075 life. 382 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:14,125 Today, I am gonna save it. 383 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,996 - Mom, you need to let us 384 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,996 handle this like adults. 385 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,791 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a 386 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,791 tiger by its toe. 387 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,134 If he hollers, let it go. 388 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,746 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 389 00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:29,752 - Yes! 390 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,542 I get first pick. 391 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,383 Mae. 392 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,327 - [scoffs] 393 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,327 She's my best friend. 394 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,495 - The moe gets the Mae. 395 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,495 - Fine. 396 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,752 Ashley! 397 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,752 - Connor. 398 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,882 - Jordan. 399 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,882 - Callie. 400 00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,127 - Charlotte. 401 00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,127 - Clay. 402 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,666 - Ryan. 403 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,666 - Taylor. 404 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,790 - Since it's your birthday, 405 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,334 you can have 406 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,334 oddly old-looking Oscar. 407 00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,384 - Hey, Oscar. 408 00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,384 Ready to party? 409 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,077 - Say, you're not 410 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,077 gonna be playing 411 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,625 any of that hippity-hop music, 412 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,625 are you? 413 00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,462 - Welcome to the beach, people! 414 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,830 I got a jam-packed party 415 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,830 planned. 416 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,245 First up, team volleyball. 417 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:12,291 All we need are two teams. 418 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,043 And we only got enough for one. 419 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,043 Scratch volleyball. 420 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,253 Uh, soccer? 421 00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:18,961 No. 422 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,210 Tug-of-war. 423 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,540 Tug-o-no. 424 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,003 You know what? 425 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,211 Skip all the team stuff. 426 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,580 How about we limbo? 427 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,375 Who wants to go first? 428 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,207 - I'll go. 429 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,170 Yolo. 430 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:35,748 Right, kids? 431 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,420 [club music playing] 432 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:51,498 - Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! 433 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:51,498 Unz! Unz! Unz! 434 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:54,292 - Um, why aren't you letting 435 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:54,292 the other boys in? 436 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,463 - 'Cause all cool clubs 437 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,463 have a line. 438 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,880 - But this club isn't cool. 439 00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:02,537 - Are you crazy? 440 00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:02,537 There's a line outside. 441 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:05,463 - And always be sure 442 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:05,463 to firmly tighten the-- 443 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,540 - Dude, we get it. 444 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,463 It's a helmet. 445 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,420 Now can we do something extreme? 446 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,958 - Of course! 447 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,170 Right after this extremely long 448 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,170 safety video. 449 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,036 - [sniffs] 450 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,503 You catching a whiff of 451 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,503 garlic? 452 00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,172 - I am. 453 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:29,958 I wonder if it's this 454 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:29,958 garlic bulb in my pocket. 455 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,250 - [hisses] 456 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,331 It burns my vampire blood. 457 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,331 Eh? 458 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,035 Funny, right? 459 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,793 Right? 460 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:43,171 - Does this look like 461 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:43,171 it's in the mood for jokes? 462 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,003 - Nope. 463 00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,881 You look as serious 464 00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,881 as a garlic bulb. 465 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,497 What's up with that? 466 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,672 - This is what we use 467 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,672 to signal the Quadfather. 468 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,379 When we're ready for him, 469 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:58,877 we'd smash the garlic 470 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:58,877 and he appears at our party. 471 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,207 - Nicky, you know 472 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,207 he's not coming, right? 473 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,250 - Yeah, I know. 474 00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:05,581 Might as well just throw it out. 475 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:11,669 - So how's it going over here? 476 00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:13,579 - It's been going great, Mom. 477 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:18,285 My party's been so fun, 478 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:18,285 everybody needed a nap. 479 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,963 It's a total snooze fest. 480 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,500 I don't have enough people 481 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,500 to have any fun. 482 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:26,292 - Well, it is a good thing 483 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:26,292 I brought my fun aid kit. 484 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,333 I've got just the cure. 485 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,745 [sputters noisemaker] 486 00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,792 - I'll have a Denver omelet! 487 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,504 - All right, problem solved. 488 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,504 What's next? 489 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,082 Bring it. 490 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,131 - Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! 491 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,131 Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! 492 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,131 Unz! Unz! 493 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,536 - Now this is what I call 494 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,536 a party. 495 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,673 - Yo, Reggie, are you letting 496 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,673 anyone in now? 497 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,127 What are you doing here, Dawn? 498 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,706 - I want my best friend with 499 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,706 me, 500 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,080 so if you give me Mae, 501 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,825 I'll give you a girl 502 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,825 from my party. 503 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,575 - Will that girl dance more 504 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,575 than foot-not-loose Mae? 505 00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,294 - Just try and stop her. 506 00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,294 - Deal. 507 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,753 - Call me sliced bread, 508 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,753 'cause this is my jam! 509 00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,582 - No deal! No deal! 510 00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,582 - Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! 511 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:19,575 Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! 512 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:19,575 Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! 513 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,745 - Mom! 514 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,958 - What's this? A test? 515 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,130 - No. 516 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,876 An extreme list of questions 517 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,957 that you have to answer 518 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,957 correctly in order to fly. 519 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,540 - So a test. 520 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,043 - Well, when you put it like-- 521 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,293 - Bet there's no stupid test 522 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,293 at Dawn's party. 523 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,423 - What if I drop 524 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,423 the essay question? 525 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,500 - This is great, Mae. 526 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,462 I finally got the party 527 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,462 I wanted. 528 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,670 Who wants to play volleyball? 529 00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:47,749 All: Yeah! 530 00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:47,749 - Whoo-hoo! 531 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:51,132 - Dawn, I don't think 532 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:51,132 there's enough room. 533 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,746 - I got this, Mae. 534 00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:54,082 Volley for serve! 535 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:57,165 Ow! 536 00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,708 It's all good, everyone. 537 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,170 Not a party till someone 538 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,170 gets hit in the face. 539 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,828 - Not cool, Dawn. 540 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,455 - Yeah, you can't just steal 541 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,455 guests from our parties. 542 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,920 - Uh, not my fault 543 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,920 I planned a better party. 544 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,539 - Oh, yeah? 545 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,539 Let's see about that. 546 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,963 Hey, party peeps, I just turned 547 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,963 the fog machine up to ten. 548 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,786 11! 549 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,714 [all cheer] 550 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,290 - Those are my party peeps! 551 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,543 - They were 552 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,543 my party peeps first. 553 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,080 - Now they're all mine. 554 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,625 Boom! 555 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,457 [high-pitched whirring] 556 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,540 [explosion] 557 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,753 [all coughing] 558 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:45,747 - Boom! 559 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,502 Now they're all gone. 560 00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,422 - [coughs] 561 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:50,708 - Don't worry, everyone. 562 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,500 The extreme fun 563 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,500 is right this way. 564 00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:58,039 Okay, who's first 565 00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:58,039 in the skydiving simulator? 566 00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,333 - No way. 567 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,075 You spent 45 minutes 568 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,075 explaining 569 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:04,455 all the ways you might get 570 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:04,455 extremely hurt. 571 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,000 - It's perfectly safe. 572 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,000 I'll show you. 573 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,785 [electronic whirring] 574 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,878 [thuds] 575 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,330 See that? 576 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,995 Totally still alive. 577 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,831 - These separate parties 578 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,831 are weak. 579 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,915 - Yeah, I miss when you guys 580 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,915 used to have one big fun party. 581 00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,789 - It's all been leading up 582 00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,789 to this, Tom. 583 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,714 This is not a drill. 584 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,380 Well, this is, but... 585 00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:45,577 Mommy is gonna save the day. 586 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,205 Josie, cake. 587 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:57,625 This cake's gonna be a la mode. 588 00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:58,957 [gasps] 589 00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:58,957 I'm out of ice cream. 590 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:02,748 - Sweet. 591 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,332 And we know what happens 592 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,332 after the cake-- 593 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:07,125 the Quadfather. 594 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,376 - Actually, no. 595 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,376 Not this year. 596 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,497 - But the Quadfather's 597 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,497 the best part. 598 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:12,752 All: Yeah. 599 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,082 - [sighs] 600 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,035 I wish I still had that 601 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,035 garlic. 602 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,713 - Good thing I kept it for you. 603 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,420 Signal that beaver. 604 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,998 - Thanks, toots. 605 00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:28,501 [garlic bulb crunches] 606 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,582 [blows air] 607 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:34,245 - [sniffing] 608 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,171 [whistles lightly] 609 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,078 - Guys, you know 610 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,078 the Quadfather's 611 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,375 really just our Dad 612 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,375 in a beaver suit, right? 613 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:43,457 - Yeah. But who cares? 614 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:43,457 It's still fun. 615 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,750 - Yeah, he shoots meatballs 616 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,750 at us from his meat-zooka. 617 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,792 All: Yeah! 618 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,174 - Guys, we're ten now. 619 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,378 We're too old 620 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,378 for the Quadfather. 621 00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:53,667 Am I right? 622 00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:54,879 All: Boo! 623 00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:56,877 - No boo! We still have cake. 624 00:19:56,917 --> 00:20:00,077 Yay cake! Cake! Cake! 625 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:05,205 All: Cake! Cake! 626 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:05,205 Cake! Cake! Cake! 627 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,460 [all gasp] 628 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,130 Floor cake! Floor cake! 629 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,130 Floor cake! Floor cake! 630 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,416 [all groan] 631 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:14,788 - First no Quadfather, 632 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:14,788 and now floor cake? 633 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:18,254 Worst party ever, Harpers. 634 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,331 - What did the boy say? 635 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,077 - They're right. 636 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,665 I guess we should blow out 637 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,665 our candles. 638 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,790 - What should we wish for? 639 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,504 - I wish we still believed 640 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,504 in the Quadfather. 641 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,132 - He still believes in you. 642 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,496 - [imitating Vito Corleone] 643 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,496 What's this I hear? You little 644 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,496 gabagools are leaving without a 645 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,496 meatball? 646 00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,502 - It's the Quadfather! 647 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,923 Don't be fusilli! 648 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:48,209 [laughs] 649 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,040 [meat-zooka pops] 650 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,040 [laughs] 651 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,924 - So that was 652 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,924 our tenth birthday. 653 00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:59,079 We all learned 654 00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:59,079 a little something that day. 655 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,285 - It's okay to want to grow up, 656 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,753 but don't grow up too fast. 657 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:08,002 - Or you'll miss all the fun 658 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:08,002 along the way. 659 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,631 - And remember, when life 660 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,631 shoots you meatballs... 661 00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,077 Wear a face mask. 662 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,625 [laughter] 663 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,417 - This never gets old. 664 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:22,668 - Mom, next year you should go 665 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:22,668 back to planning our party. 666 00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:25,959 - Oh, honey. 667 00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:25,959 I've already started. 668 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,170 - [laughs] 669 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,168 - And, Nicky, 670 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,168 thanks for saving our butts. 671 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,168 - Don't thank me. 672 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,788 Thank the Quadfather. 673 00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,998 - Boom! 674 00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,998 [laughter] 675 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:45,461 - ♪ ♪ 676 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,330 - [whistling melody] 677 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:54,575 ♪ ♪ 678 00:21:54,625 --> 00:22:00,245 - [vocalizing] 679 00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:01,831 ♪ Yeah ♪ 680 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:05,415 [vocalizing] 681 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,208 ♪ Yeah ♪ 682 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,080 - ♪ 683 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,705 - ♪