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- Hey, guys.
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Help me out.
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I need a name for my band.
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- Dirty Sponge?
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- Empty Cup.
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- You're saying things
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that are in front of you.
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- Girl Without a Band Name?
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- That's not bad.
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That's not bad.
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- Check it out, womb-mates.
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In honor of our tenth
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birthday,
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I made a little slideshow
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with all our old pictures.
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I call it, "Dawn
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and the Other Three."
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- Look how young I was.
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Didn't even have my beard
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back then.
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- And you don't have one now.
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- Josie sees it.
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Right, Josie?
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- I see some chocolate.
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- A chocolate-y man-beard.
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- Ohh, that's a good band name!
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- Don't look now,
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but I think I see
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some soon-to-be ten-year-olds.
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- Uh-oh!
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Better start saving for college.
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[laughter]
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Seriously,
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I need to get on that.
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- We're just so excited
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that our babies are
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about to turn the big
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♪ One-O ♪
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- ♪ We're not babies anymore ♪
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- ♪ And we're in public ♪
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- Anne, stop.
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You're embarrassing them.
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[chuckles]
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Now, which one of you
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is most excited for tonight's
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visit from the Quadfather?
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- The what-father?
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- The Quadfather.
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He's the mystical being
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that visits quadruplets
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all over the world
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the week of their birthdays
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for a little sit-down.
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[laughs]
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You see, because quadruplets
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have to share the same birthday,
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the Quadfather grants each
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of them their own special wish--
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in exchange, of course,
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for a nice Italian meal.
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Then on the day of their
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party,
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he magically appears and makes
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those wishes come true.
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- So why is he a beaver?
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- Oh, you are gonna love this.
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- Hey, Daddy-o.
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Check out my jazz beard.
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- Oh, pepper.
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[sneezes]
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Ah! An olive.
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When did I have olives?
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- And why didn't you chew it?
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- I don't know.
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- You guys must be super stoked
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the Quadfather is coming.
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- [scoffs]
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Please.
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We're turning ten.
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- Yeah, we all know it's just
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our Dad in a beaver suit
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wearing an Italian suit
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over the beaver suit.
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- I think it's cute
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that he does that for you guys.
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- It was cute,
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and now it's just embarrassing.
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One of us has to tell him
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we know it's him.
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- I vote you.
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- I vote Dicky.
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- Nicky's not here.
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Let him tell Dad
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we don't believe
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in the stupid Quadfather.
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- The Quadfather's coming!
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The Quadfather's coming!
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I'm the luckiest boy
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in the world!
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- Nicky may not be
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the best choice.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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[rhythmic clapping]
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- [whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,
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na-na ♪
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- ♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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[classical Italian music
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playing]
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♪ ♪
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- Uh, Nicky?
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Before you sit down
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with the Quadfather,
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there's something we have
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to tell you.
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- Later. I'm making sauce here.
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And that cheesy garlic bread
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is not gonna toast itself.
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- Nicky, we're not
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making anything, because the
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Quadfather's really--he's just--
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- Say it!
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- Do it!
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- He's Dad!
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- That's ridiculous.
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Dad's not Italian,
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he doesn't own a suit,
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and he doesn't have
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the teeth of a beaver!
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- The Quadfather
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will see you now.
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- You can all live
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in your fantasy land,
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but I've got an Italian beaver
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to feed.
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♪ ♪
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- [imitating Vito Corleone]
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Hello, Nicholas.
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I hope you brought me some pasta
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I can't refuse.
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- Mangia.
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- What?
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No cheesy garlic bread?
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This displeases me.
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- It was the others.
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They tried to convince me
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that you're really just...
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[sputters]
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Our Dad.
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- That's radicchio!
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Clearly I'm a mystical oversized
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beaver in an Italian suit.
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Bring them to me.
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So...
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You come to me
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with a wild accusation,
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and this,
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the week of your birthday.
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- [scoffs]
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Really, Dad?
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We're still doing this?
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- Silencio.
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If I were your Dad,
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would I eat like this?
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- Yes.
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- Eh.
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If this is how you feel,
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then I guess you have
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no special requests for me.
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- We actually have one.
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We don't want the Quadfather to
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make an appearance at our party.
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- [both gasp]
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- But I always make
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an appearance.
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- It just feels
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a little juvenile.
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We're gonna be ten.
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- Single digits
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are for learning.
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Double digits are for earning.
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- What does that even mean?
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- Don't listen to them.
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Fresh pepper?
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- Yeah.
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[grunting]
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[sneezes]
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- That's weird.
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You sneeze just like...
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- [sneezes]
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- I know it's you, Dad.
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- But, Nicholas...
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- You broke my heart.
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[grunts]
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- Tried to tell you, dude.
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs dramatically]
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- Haven't seen him like this
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since that time
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we forgot to tell him
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our hide-and-seek game
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was over.
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- That was bad.
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He was behind the toilet
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for 17 hours.
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- Dad used it three times.
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[shudders]
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- We'll worry about him later.
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Right now, we've got a party
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to plan.
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- Yeah, we need something
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that really says "Ten."
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[snaps fingers]
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What about a beach party?
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- Yeah, we'll have a party
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on one of the many famous
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Colorado beaches.
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- I meant a beach theme.
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With sand, orchids in our hair,
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coconut drinks in our hands...
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- I hate sand.
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It gets in places.
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What about a club party
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with pumpin' dance music
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so I can bust out a little...
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Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz!
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Unz! Unz! Unz!
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- I don't unz.
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But I do have a better idea.
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- What?
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A science party?
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- No.
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A...extreme party.
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With things that are extreme.
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- More like extremely lame.
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- Well, beaches are lamer.
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- Well, unzes are lamest.
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- What?
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- Why do we never get to see
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it?
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[all arguing over each other]
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- I am so done...
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- You know why?
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- Kids! Kids!
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Hey!
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What is this all about?
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- Are you reconsidering having
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the Quadfather at your party?
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All: No!
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- It was worth a shot.
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- We're trying to plan
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what we want for our party.
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- Oh, I get it.
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Now that you're turning ten,
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you wanna kick things
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up a notch.
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Well, leave the planning to
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me.
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As usual,
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mama's got you covered.
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- Uh-oh.
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- I've got my fun kit packed
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with all my greatest hits--
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face painting, balloon
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animals,
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and everyone's favorite
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singing sock puppet,
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Justin Timbersock!
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"I'm bringing socksy back."
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- We appreciate your effort,
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but that stuff is so nine.
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- [gasps]
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What is happening?
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- Well, it's not looking good
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for Justin Timbersock.
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Nicky, how about you?
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How do you feel about all this?
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- Since there is no happy
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in my birthday anymore,
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why have a party altogether?
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- He's right.
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Why have a party all together?
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We should have separate parties.
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00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:30,960
- That's it.
294
00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:30,960
Separate parties.
295
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,380
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
296
00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:34,577
Why have separate parties
297
00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,825
when we can each have our own?
298
00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,539
- Wow.
299
00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:43,713
You've never had
300
00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:43,713
separate parties before.
301
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,580
But I guess if that's
302
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,580
really important to you,
303
00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,205
then...
304
00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,290
I could plan separate parties.
305
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,463
- Quaddle-up.
306
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,670
It was a tough decision,
307
00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:59,379
but we all decided we're old
308
00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:59,379
enough to plan our own parties.
309
00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:01,577
- Sorry, but we're growing up,
310
00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:01,577
Anne.
311
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,210
- Oh, yeah?
312
00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,710
Well, planning parties is harder
313
00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,710
than you think.
314
00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,960
You'll see!
315
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,290
They'll see, right, Tom?
316
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,633
- Oh, they'll see.
317
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:15,997
They think they're so grown
318
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:15,997
up.
319
00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,131
They'll see how much
320
00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,131
they need us.
321
00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:18,376
They'll see!
322
00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:20,787
[upbeat music]
323
00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:26,884
♪ ♪
324
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,077
- Ow!
325
00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,125
♪ ♪
326
00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,206
- Wow.
327
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,380
Look at us.
328
00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,377
We really pulled this off.
329
00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:36,037
- Totally crushed it.
330
00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:39,173
- Left no stone unturned.
331
00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,418
- They didn't see.
332
00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,748
- They don't need us.
333
00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,792
- ♪ Mommy wanted to help ♪
334
00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:46,634
♪ They just didn't need her ♪
335
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,327
♪ Can someone please explain ♪
336
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,995
♪ Why the Quadfather's
337
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,995
a beaver ♪
338
00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,251
♪ Separate parties ♪
339
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,671
♪ No beaver ♪
340
00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:55,879
♪ Separate parties,
341
00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:55,879
no beaver ♪
342
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,247
- Josie.
343
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,247
- Sorry.
344
00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:58,751
[clears throat]
345
00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:03,126
All: Mae!
346
00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:03,126
Welcome to my party.
347
00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:04,746
She's here for my party.
348
00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:07,002
I invited her to my party.
349
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,831
- You invited me
350
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,831
to all three parties.
351
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,575
[all scream]
352
00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:14,665
[all screaming]
353
00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:16,789
- ♪ Separate parties,
354
00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:16,789
same guests ♪
355
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:21,084
♪ Which will they choose?
356
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:21,084
We don't know ♪
357
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,785
- [deep voice]
358
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,785
Awkward.
359
00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:34,997
- Okay, so we left
360
00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:34,997
one tiny stone unturned.
361
00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,881
- This is a disaster.
362
00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:40,207
- A delicious disaster.
363
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,040
Both: They need me.
364
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,883
- Hup--leave it to me, beaver.
365
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,877
It's Mommy time.
366
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,877
- Ohh.
367
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,882
- Another one, Josie.
368
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,827
And keep 'em coming.
369
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,575
- You should all come
370
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,575
to my party.
371
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:59,035
- I've got volleyball.
372
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:59,035
- I've got rock-climbing.
373
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:59,035
- I've got unzes.
374
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,333
- Looks like a party emergency.
375
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:04,035
Did somebody call 9-Mom-Mom?
376
00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,423
- Mom-no-no.
377
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,078
- [shushing]
378
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,078
It's okay.
379
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,325
It's okay now.
380
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:11,075
Ten years ago, I gave you
381
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:11,075
life.
382
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:14,125
Today, I am gonna save it.
383
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,996
- Mom, you need to let us
384
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,996
handle this like adults.
385
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,791
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a
386
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,791
tiger by its toe.
387
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,134
If he hollers, let it go.
388
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,746
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
389
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:29,752
- Yes!
390
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,542
I get first pick.
391
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,383
Mae.
392
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,327
- [scoffs]
393
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,327
She's my best friend.
394
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,495
- The moe gets the Mae.
395
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,495
- Fine.
396
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,752
Ashley!
397
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,752
- Connor.
398
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,882
- Jordan.
399
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,882
- Callie.
400
00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,127
- Charlotte.
401
00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,127
- Clay.
402
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,666
- Ryan.
403
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,666
- Taylor.
404
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,790
- Since it's your birthday,
405
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,334
you can have
406
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,334
oddly old-looking Oscar.
407
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,384
- Hey, Oscar.
408
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,384
Ready to party?
409
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,077
- Say, you're not
410
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,077
gonna be playing
411
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,625
any of that hippity-hop music,
412
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,625
are you?
413
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,462
- Welcome to the beach, people!
414
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,830
I got a jam-packed party
415
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,830
planned.
416
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,245
First up, team volleyball.
417
00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:12,291
All we need are two teams.
418
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,043
And we only got enough for one.
419
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,043
Scratch volleyball.
420
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,253
Uh, soccer?
421
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:18,961
No.
422
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,210
Tug-of-war.
423
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,540
Tug-o-no.
424
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,003
You know what?
425
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,211
Skip all the team stuff.
426
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,580
How about we limbo?
427
00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,375
Who wants to go first?
428
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,207
- I'll go.
429
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,170
Yolo.
430
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:35,748
Right, kids?
431
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,420
[club music playing]
432
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:51,498
- Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz!
433
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:51,498
Unz! Unz! Unz!
434
00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:54,292
- Um, why aren't you letting
435
00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:54,292
the other boys in?
436
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,463
- 'Cause all cool clubs
437
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,463
have a line.
438
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,880
- But this club isn't cool.
439
00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:02,537
- Are you crazy?
440
00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:02,537
There's a line outside.
441
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:05,463
- And always be sure
442
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:05,463
to firmly tighten the--
443
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,540
- Dude, we get it.
444
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,463
It's a helmet.
445
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,420
Now can we do something extreme?
446
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,958
- Of course!
447
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,170
Right after this extremely long
448
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,170
safety video.
449
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,036
- [sniffs]
450
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,503
You catching a whiff of
451
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,503
garlic?
452
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,172
- I am.
453
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:29,958
I wonder if it's this
454
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:29,958
garlic bulb in my pocket.
455
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,250
- [hisses]
456
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,331
It burns my vampire blood.
457
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,331
Eh?
458
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,035
Funny, right?
459
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,793
Right?
460
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:43,171
- Does this look like
461
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:43,171
it's in the mood for jokes?
462
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,003
- Nope.
463
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,881
You look as serious
464
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,881
as a garlic bulb.
465
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,497
What's up with that?
466
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,672
- This is what we use
467
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,672
to signal the Quadfather.
468
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,379
When we're ready for him,
469
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:58,877
we'd smash the garlic
470
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:58,877
and he appears at our party.
471
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,207
- Nicky, you know
472
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,207
he's not coming, right?
473
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,250
- Yeah, I know.
474
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:05,581
Might as well just throw it out.
475
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:11,669
- So how's it going over here?
476
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:13,579
- It's been going great, Mom.
477
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:18,285
My party's been so fun,
478
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:18,285
everybody needed a nap.
479
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,963
It's a total snooze fest.
480
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,500
I don't have enough people
481
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,500
to have any fun.
482
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:26,292
- Well, it is a good thing
483
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:26,292
I brought my fun aid kit.
484
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,333
I've got just the cure.
485
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,745
[sputters noisemaker]
486
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,792
- I'll have a Denver omelet!
487
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,504
- All right, problem solved.
488
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,504
What's next?
489
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,082
Bring it.
490
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,131
- Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz!
491
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,131
Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz!
492
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,131
Unz! Unz!
493
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,536
- Now this is what I call
494
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,536
a party.
495
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,673
- Yo, Reggie, are you letting
496
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,673
anyone in now?
497
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,127
What are you doing here, Dawn?
498
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,706
- I want my best friend with
499
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,706
me,
500
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,080
so if you give me Mae,
501
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,825
I'll give you a girl
502
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,825
from my party.
503
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,575
- Will that girl dance more
504
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,575
than foot-not-loose Mae?
505
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,294
- Just try and stop her.
506
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,294
- Deal.
507
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,753
- Call me sliced bread,
508
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,753
'cause this is my jam!
509
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,582
- No deal! No deal!
510
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,582
- Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz!
511
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:19,575
Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz!
512
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:19,575
Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz! Unz!
513
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,745
- Mom!
514
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,958
- What's this? A test?
515
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,130
- No.
516
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,876
An extreme list of questions
517
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,957
that you have to answer
518
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,957
correctly in order to fly.
519
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,540
- So a test.
520
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,043
- Well, when you put it like--
521
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,293
- Bet there's no stupid test
522
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,293
at Dawn's party.
523
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,423
- What if I drop
524
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,423
the essay question?
525
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,500
- This is great, Mae.
526
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,462
I finally got the party
527
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,462
I wanted.
528
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,670
Who wants to play volleyball?
529
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:47,749
All: Yeah!
530
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:47,749
- Whoo-hoo!
531
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:51,132
- Dawn, I don't think
532
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:51,132
there's enough room.
533
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,746
- I got this, Mae.
534
00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:54,082
Volley for serve!
535
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:57,165
Ow!
536
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,708
It's all good, everyone.
537
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,170
Not a party till someone
538
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,170
gets hit in the face.
539
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,828
- Not cool, Dawn.
540
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,455
- Yeah, you can't just steal
541
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,455
guests from our parties.
542
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,920
- Uh, not my fault
543
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,920
I planned a better party.
544
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,539
- Oh, yeah?
545
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,539
Let's see about that.
546
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,963
Hey, party peeps, I just turned
547
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,963
the fog machine up to ten.
548
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,786
11!
549
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,714
[all cheer]
550
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,290
- Those are my party peeps!
551
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,543
- They were
552
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,543
my party peeps first.
553
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,080
- Now they're all mine.
554
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,625
Boom!
555
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,457
[high-pitched whirring]
556
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,540
[explosion]
557
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,753
[all coughing]
558
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:45,747
- Boom!
559
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,502
Now they're all gone.
560
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,422
- [coughs]
561
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:50,708
- Don't worry, everyone.
562
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,500
The extreme fun
563
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,500
is right this way.
564
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:58,039
Okay, who's first
565
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:58,039
in the skydiving simulator?
566
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,333
- No way.
567
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,075
You spent 45 minutes
568
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,075
explaining
569
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:04,455
all the ways you might get
570
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:04,455
extremely hurt.
571
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,000
- It's perfectly safe.
572
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,000
I'll show you.
573
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,785
[electronic whirring]
574
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,878
[thuds]
575
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,330
See that?
576
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,995
Totally still alive.
577
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,831
- These separate parties
578
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,831
are weak.
579
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,915
- Yeah, I miss when you guys
580
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,915
used to have one big fun party.
581
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,789
- It's all been leading up
582
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,789
to this, Tom.
583
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,714
This is not a drill.
584
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,380
Well, this is, but...
585
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:45,577
Mommy is gonna save the day.
586
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,205
Josie, cake.
587
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:57,625
This cake's gonna be a la mode.
588
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:58,957
[gasps]
589
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:58,957
I'm out of ice cream.
590
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:02,748
- Sweet.
591
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,332
And we know what happens
592
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,332
after the cake--
593
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:07,125
the Quadfather.
594
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,376
- Actually, no.
595
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,376
Not this year.
596
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,497
- But the Quadfather's
597
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,497
the best part.
598
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:12,752
All: Yeah.
599
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,082
- [sighs]
600
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,035
I wish I still had that
601
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,035
garlic.
602
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,713
- Good thing I kept it for you.
603
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,420
Signal that beaver.
604
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,998
- Thanks, toots.
605
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:28,501
[garlic bulb crunches]
606
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,582
[blows air]
607
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:34,245
- [sniffing]
608
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,171
[whistles lightly]
609
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,078
- Guys, you know
610
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,078
the Quadfather's
611
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,375
really just our Dad
612
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,375
in a beaver suit, right?
613
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:43,457
- Yeah. But who cares?
614
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:43,457
It's still fun.
615
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,750
- Yeah, he shoots meatballs
616
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,750
at us from his meat-zooka.
617
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,792
All: Yeah!
618
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,174
- Guys, we're ten now.
619
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,378
We're too old
620
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,378
for the Quadfather.
621
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:53,667
Am I right?
622
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:54,879
All: Boo!
623
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:56,877
- No boo! We still have cake.
624
00:19:56,917 --> 00:20:00,077
Yay cake! Cake! Cake!
625
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:05,205
All: Cake! Cake!
626
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:05,205
Cake! Cake! Cake!
627
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,460
[all gasp]
628
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,130
Floor cake! Floor cake!
629
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,130
Floor cake! Floor cake!
630
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,416
[all groan]
631
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:14,788
- First no Quadfather,
632
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:14,788
and now floor cake?
633
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:18,254
Worst party ever, Harpers.
634
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,331
- What did the boy say?
635
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,077
- They're right.
636
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,665
I guess we should blow out
637
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,665
our candles.
638
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,790
- What should we wish for?
639
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,504
- I wish we still believed
640
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,504
in the Quadfather.
641
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,132
- He still believes in you.
642
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,496
- [imitating Vito Corleone]
643
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,496
What's this I hear? You little
644
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,496
gabagools are leaving without a
645
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,496
meatball?
646
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,502
- It's the Quadfather!
647
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,923
Don't be fusilli!
648
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:48,209
[laughs]
649
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,040
[meat-zooka pops]
650
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,040
[laughs]
651
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,924
- So that was
652
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,924
our tenth birthday.
653
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:59,079
We all learned
654
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:59,079
a little something that day.
655
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,285
- It's okay to want to grow up,
656
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,753
but don't grow up too fast.
657
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:08,002
- Or you'll miss all the fun
658
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:08,002
along the way.
659
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,631
- And remember, when life
660
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,631
shoots you meatballs...
661
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,077
Wear a face mask.
662
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,625
[laughter]
663
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,417
- This never gets old.
664
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:22,668
- Mom, next year you should go
665
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:22,668
back to planning our party.
666
00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:25,959
- Oh, honey.
667
00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:25,959
I've already started.
668
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,170
- [laughs]
669
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,168
- And, Nicky,
670
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,168
thanks for saving our butts.
671
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,168
- Don't thank me.
672
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,788
Thank the Quadfather.
673
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,998
- Boom!
674
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,998
[laughter]
675
00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:45,461
- ♪ ♪
676
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,330
- [whistling melody]
677
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:54,575
♪ ♪
678
00:21:54,625 --> 00:22:00,245
- [vocalizing]
679
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:01,831
♪ Yeah ♪
680
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:05,415
[vocalizing]
681
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,208
♪ Yeah ♪
682
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,080
- ♪
683
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,705
- ♪