- Previously on
"Henry Danger"
- Hey, looks like we're
getting a video message.
- It's from Frankini!!!
- What!?!
- Who?
- He's one of
the most famous people
on the internet.
- I'm having a party!
And you're invited,
Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- I gotta babysit
my dumb sister this Saturday.
- I'm here to babysit Piper.
- Piper doesn't
need a babysitter!
- You do too!!!
- Well...
where's the party?
How come no one's here?
- Entrance!!!
- D'ahhhh!!!
- Frankini!
- What is it?
- I got the underwear.
- No Goomer.
These aren't the male models.
- Uh, ma-ma-male models?
- Wha-wha-wha-what?
- I don't know if we
should be doing all this
to Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- What is the record
for the most people ever
watching a live stream
at one time?
- 9.8 million.
- And to break that record,
I need to use
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- No more pimple popping videos.
- These Frankini-bottoms
are awesome!
- Quick question,
quick question though.
Why are there little
batteries in these underwear?
- Here ya go!
- Whoa, what's that?
- This is a Domitron.
- Yeah that's a Domitron.
- Yeah I was I was gonna' say.
- Huh!
- Wha--Why can't I move?
- I'm sorry Captain Man
and Kid Danger
but I'm afraid
that you're my puppets now.
And I'm the puppet master!
Hahaha!
♪ THREE LITTLE MAAAAIIIDS
FROM SCHOOL ♪
TEE-HEE!
- Hey, you guys.
- Henry's not here.
- He knows that.
- Hey...what's up?
- Oh, well, I was gonna
hit the town tonight...
y'know, check out the action...
- Uh-huh...
- But in the middle
of my shower,
a water pipe broke at my house.
So, I came here.
- And did that really happen?
Or were you just feeling lonely,
so you came over here
'cuz you had nothing to do?
- Ooo, pizza.
[ beeping ]
- Wha--uh hey,
you got an alert.
- Huh?
- Ooo! Frankini's about
to start a live-stream!
- Interestiiing.
- Yeah...
I wonder if Frankini's gonna
have any "special guests"
on the live-stream.
- Well, we're about to find out.
-[ gasps ] You guys!
Captain Man and Kid Danger
are with Frankini!
- Ooo...
- Wow.
- Okay! Welcome to
a surprise live-stream,
with my insanely special guests,
Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- Ahhhehhhh....
- Ah ah ah ah...
[ giggles ]
- Ooo, such fancy underpants.
- Uh...
What are Kid Danger
and Captain Man wearing?
- I dunno.
- Now, to entertain you...
my friend Captain Man
has asked if he and Kid Danger
can perform a scene
from their favorite movie:
A Swim To Forget.
- Wait, what is happening?
Why would they be doing
a scene from THAT movie?
- And now, a scene from
- [ crying ]
- Oh no! Tiffany!
No! Come here.
Oh! Come on!
Oh baby...
stay with me...
- I'm so cold...
hold me...
- Well, why did you go swimming?
You know you can't swim.
- Lance?
- What?
- Lance, are you there?
- Yeah I'm here baby,
I'm here...I'm here...
- I feel myself...
slipping away.
- No! No don't!
Don't no!
Please!
Let her live!
It's not her fault she swum!
I just...
I just wanted to give you...
a swim to remember...
- Instead, you've given me...
a swim to forget.
[ both crying ]
- Oh Lance!
This is so bad!
- Ohhhh, you're all wet inside!
- Oh, Lance! Why?
- Okay, WHY are they doing that?
- Ahyehye...
No no no no no no...
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then,
an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
- ...that's right,
we already have 6.5 million
people watching, right now!
And when we get
to 10 million...
Guys, tell 'em
what's gonna happen!
- We will take off our masks...
- ...and reveal our identities.
- To the world.
- Whaaaat?!?
- Whoooaahhh!
- Captain Man and Kid Danger
would never take
off their masks!
- I-I know!
- What's happening?!?
- I dunno, but uh...
Just gimme a sec...
- Wait where are you going?
- We'll be right back!!!
- Hey! D'ah...
Why would Henry and Ray
do something like--
- Shhh, just let me talk.
But if they take off their masks
then everyone'll know--
- Just listen okay?
- I but--
- Don't talk,
just listen to me!
- Okay, you stay
here with Piper.
I'm gonna go to the Man Cave,
find Schwoz, and try
to figure out what's goin'
on with Ray and Henry! Okay?
Okay?!?
JASPER!!!
- You told me not to talk!
- Noooo, I mean right now.
Yes! Bring it all!
- Who ya talkin' to?
- Shhhh!!!
- Why do girls hate it
when I speak?
- Wait!
And tell Oliver to bring
ten gallons of pudding!
- Yeah, and hurry!
- Who was that?
- Sidney.
- Why'd you call him?
- Because...
he does special makeup
for the theater club,
so he knows how to
make a huge pimple!
- Why would we want
a huge pimple?
- [ sighs ]'Cuz!
People love to go online
and watch pimples get popped!
And if we pop a huge one,
then that'll pull viewers
away from Frankini,
so he won't get
10 million people
watching his live-stream,
and then Captain Man
and Kid Danger
won't have to take off
their masks!
[ cell phone rings ]
- Yeah?
- What kinda pudding would
look most like pimple pus?
- Banana?
- Banana.
I don't care if it's
gluten-free or not!
Just get me pudding
that looks like pus!
- Wow! Almost 8 million
of you are watching
Captain Man and Kid Danger
scrub these toilets!
So, just two more million,
and these boys are gonna
take off their masks!
Right fellas?
- Right.
- Fella.
- Teehee...
- Schwoz!
- Shhh, wait wait,
I'm watching.
- Ooo, I know what
might be fun to see!
Boys, why don't you
stop scrubbing those toilets,
and instead, brush your teeth!
Tada!
[ groaning ]
- Hahahahahahahaha!!!
- Schwoz!
That's not funny!
How can you sit there,
polishing your head
and laughing?!?
- Well, I'm polishing my head
because I like to
keep it soft and shiny.
And I'm laughing
'cuz Ray and Henry
are doing comedy like
Suh-turdy Night Loff.
- You mean
"Saturday Night Live?"
- Ooo, you say it better.
- Ulch--move...
- Aye!
- Okay, something's wrong.
Henry and Ray would never
willingly go online
without their
superhero pants! And...
look at their eyes!
- Oh yahhhh. Hmmm...
Now you move.
- What? Ahh!
- Ahhh! Yes.
Look...
look at that thinga-majiggy.
- What is that?
- It's called a Domitron--
it's illegal in America.
And everywhere
that's not America.
- Well, what does
a "Domitron" do?
- Well...Ohh...
How can I dumb
this down for you?
You--You make a person
wear special clothing
that's been uh bombarded
with atomic particle waves...
and then, the Domitron
connects to the clothing,
and sends electronic waves
into a person's body,
and then you can control their
brain waves and their moosles,
and make them do or say
anything you want.
- Whoa.
- Yah whoa.
Basically, it turns
a person into a poopay.
- A...a what?
- A poopay.
You know:
peh-ooo-peh-peh-eh-teh.
Poopay.
- Puppet.
You mean it turns
someone into a puppet.
- Ooo, you say it better.
- We're here!
- We got all the stuff!
- Well hurry up, bring it in!
- We're so close!
- Ah geez...
- What's wrong?
- Frankini's up to
9.2 million people,
watching his live-stream!
- Ulch!
So how long will it take
to put a huge pimple
on Jasper's neck?
- My neck?!?
- Uhhh...
- It depends.
How much pus do you
want inside of it?
- As much as possible!
- Okay, then--I think we
should use a pus pump system.
- Ah, yes, let's go
with a pus pump.
- Um, what's a pus "pump"?
- We hide a hose
behind your back,
and connect
it to the pimple,
and then we use
an electric pump
to squirt as much pudding
outta the pimple as we want.
- How smart is my boy?
- C'mon,
not in front of people.
- Okay, live streamers!
We are so close to
10 million people watching!
So now, I say it's time
for a beauty pageant question!
Doesn't that sound
like a hoo-ha?
- Yes.
- It sure does.
- A hoo-ha.
- Hoooo-haaaaa.
- Will you hurry up
and locate his club
so we can go help them?
- I'm trying.
- Captain Man
and Kid Danger...
recent polls have shown
that a fifth of the people
who live here in Swellview,
cannot locate their own uvulas.
Why do you think that is?
- Well...
we personally believe...
that Swellview-Americans
are unable to do so,
uh...because...
- Because uh...
some people here in Swellview...
don't have uvulas, so...
- and uh...we believe
that our education...
such as... like such as...
- Uhhh such as...
- Um uh... and we think
that Swellview, should help...
- the uh South Africa...
and the Iraq...and...
the Asian countries...
- What is it, Goomer?
I'm in the middle
of a live-stream!
Oh!
- Look it...
- 8.9 million viewers?!?
But we were at 9.2 million!
What happened?
- We lost some viewers.
- I realize that!
- WHY are we
losing viewers?!?
This is the worst thing
that could happen to a Frankini!
- I think the problem's
a pimple.
- What? I have a pimple?!?
Oh my God, where?!?
Oh my God pop it.
Oh my God, pop it!
- Oooooo noooo!
Look it...
- ...I don't care what else
is live-streaming right now,
you wanna be right here...
'cuz in just a few minutes...
...we are gonna pop
this guy's neck pimple.
Yeeeeahhhh...
this zit's about to get real.
- Oh yeah...
- Ohhhh yeah...
- All right...
- If people wanna
see something gross...
Get the worms.
- Oh c'mon, you're not serious.
- Get the worms.
- Oh god.
- Sorry, little girl.
But you shouldn't bring
a pimple to a worm fight.
- Oh helloooooo!
What have I been doing?
Oh, I've been putting worms
in a food processor!
Ha...mmm...
And now...worm dip!
[ laughing ]
- [ gagging ]
- Aghe aghe aghe aghe...
There! I think it's time
for Captain Man and Kid Danger
to have a little snack!
Right boys?
- Yes. We want to eat...
worm dip.
- On toast points.
- Ohoho oho!
All right fan boys
and girls...
have fun watching
this appe-teaser!
But remember: when we hit
10 million viewers,
Captain Man and Kid Danger
are going to remove their masks,
and reveal their
true identities!
Ahahahahaha!
Haaa!!!
- Yay worm dip!
- I like these worms!
- I'm glad this is happening!
- I'm doing this
because I want to.
- Worms!!!
Ahhhh....
- What are we gonna do?!?
We can't let Frankini
make Henry and Ray
take off their masks!
- I know!
Grab that cream
and come polish my head!
- Wh...whyyy?
- It helps me concentrate!
Hurry!
- Okay!
- Nooo...rub in circles!
- Okay!
- Clockwise!
- Ahhhh!
- I'm serious people!
The only thing you should
be live-streaming right now
is this guy, right here!
'Cuz if you're not watching us,
you're gonna miss...
the zit storm!
- Oh my God we're
almost at 10 million!
- Ahehe yeah hehehe...
- Ahhh!
Frankini has 9.99 million
people watching!
- No!
- Ahhhhh...
- Dang it! Hey!
Stop watching Frankini!!!
Don't you see this
big honkin' zit?!?
Tell your friends!!!
- 9 million,
9 hundred, 99 thousand,
9 hundred and 99...
aaaaaaaaaand...
- 10 thousand!!!
- Million!
- 10 thousand million!!!
- 10 million!
- Okay...
- Oh my God.
I did it!
I am the most popular
live-streamer
on the entire
h-world h-wide h-web!
I mean, you stream me!
You really really stream me!
Thank you!
Get off...
Get off me.
And nowww...
as promised...
It's time for Captain Man
and Kid Danger
to remove their masks!
- They're about to take
off their masks!!!
- I'm almost ready!!!
- To do what?!?
- To shut off all
the power in Swellview!
- What?!?
Wh...why?!?
- Because if there's
no electricity,
the Domitron will stop working!
- But...
ooo, that's smart!
- Noooo!
- Oh my God!
- Aaaaand....
NOW!!!
- Wh...
what just happened?!?
- I dunno...
the power went out!
- Ohhh.
- What?!?
What did you do?!?
- I didn't do nothin'!
No punish!
- Oh you...Goomer...
- Kid, you all right?
- Ahh...
Ye--Yeah, I think so...
- Show me what you did
with your hands!
- Ah...except my tongue
tastes like worms.
- Ahhhh...Yeah...
Mine too.
- Oh God!
Where's the plug?
- Hey!
I made myself say that!
- We're back in control
of our own bodies!
- Quick, let's take these
Frankini Bottoms off
before the power
comes back on.
- Right.
Let's blow a bubble,
and get back into our pants.
- That didn't rhyme.
- Just blow a bubble
and we'll pitch on rhymes later.
- Oh my God
something's happening!
Where...where'd my
Frankini Bottoms go?!?
- If I were you, I'd worry
about your own Frankini Bottom.
[ cell phone rings ]
- Man Cave.
- Take it.
I'll wait for ya.
- Hey.
- Henry!
Are you and Ray okay?!?
- Yeah, we're cool--
but only 'cuz
the power went out.
- That was me!
I did that!
- Well I'm the one who
rubbed cream on your head.
- Okay okay, whatever,
it worked.
Okay? And...go ahead
and turn the power back on now.
- Aye.
[ cell phone rings ]
- Hey, it's Jasp--
I'll hit ya back.
- 'Kay-Kay.
- All right...
- Hen! Are you
and Captain Man all right?!?
- Yeah. Listen, I'll meet
you back at the Man Cave...
Okay?...Right after we
take care of Frankini.
- Well, if you
really wanna get Frankini,
you should bring him
to your house.
- Why?
- Wow...I am so pumped
that we have
over 11 million people
watching this live-stream,
right now,
to see the eruption of the
biggest pimple of all time!
- I'm Jasper.
- Ready?
One...two...three!
- Ohhh!!!
Oho!
Why did you pop it!?!
- Haha haha!
Pus! Pus!!!
- Hahahaha! It's funny
because it's gross.
- How long do I have
to keep doing this?
- Rub faster!
- Payback is a zit!
- I miss those Frankini bottoms.
- They felt goooood!
Ya know?
- Okay, stop the pus.
Stop the pus!
Ahahahah...
ewwww...
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm.