- Pocket knife...
- Succulent...
- Bag a'noodles...
- Binky...
- Protractor...
- Moth balls...
- Lighter fluid...
- Chinese crayons.
- Heeeeeeeeyyyyy!!!
- All right...
Pocket knife...
- Succulent...
- Bag a'noodles...
- Binky...
- Protractor...
- Moth balls...
- Lighter fluid...
- Chinese crayons.
- Heeeeeeeeyyyyy!!!
- Hey guys.
- Hey Char.
- Oh hey Charlotte.
- Wait, I thought
you were having dinner
with your parents tonight.
- I did.
I just came back
'cuz I forgot my sweater.
- Ohhhh, your sweater...
- Oh, sweater.
- Pocket knife...
- Succulent...
- Bag a'noodles...
- Binky...
- Hey, uh...
what are you guys doin'?
- Ah, we're putting
together care packages.
- Mhm. And then
we're gonna send them
to the Swellview Home
for Runaway Teens.
Protractor...
- Moth balls--
- Woah woah, hold up.
- What?
- What now?
- The Swellview Home
for Runaway Teens shut down.
It closed.
- Wha--well what happened
to all the runaway teens?
- They ran away.
- What!?!
- Dang it.
- I can't believe
we wasted all this time.
- Well uh, maybe we can give
this stuff to another charity.
- No, no, what's the point?
They're just gonna
run away, too.
Let's just throw all
this junk in a dumpster.
- Yeah, just throw it away.
- Throw it away!
- Come on! We don't
have to toss it all out--
[ computer rings ]
- Hey, looks like we're
getting a video message.
- I'll check it out.
- Schwoz, clean up
all this junk.
- Aye aye.
Uh hey, Jasper...
you clean up all this junk.
- But-but Ray told you to do it.
- What did you say?
- Why don't I clean up the junk?
- I thought so.
- Let's see...
looks like it's a video from...
[ gasps ]
It's from Frankini!!!
- What?!?
- Who?
- Frankini?!?
I wanna see!
- Hey hey!
Ayyyeeee!
- Yeah, now you
clean up the junk.
- Okay okay!
- C'mon, c'mon, play the video!
- Yeah, show us Frankini!
- Okay, gimme a second,
it's gotta download!
- Hey Jasper!
Up your tube!
Hahaha!
You missed me!
- So uh...
who's Frank Pini?
- Ulch...
- Oh my gosh!
- Frankini.
- How can you not know?
- Mmmm...
It's not his fault,
it's just 'cuz he's old.
- Mmm...yeah...
- Ya' know...
- Excuse me?
- Hmm? What?
Oh I didn't--Look, I didn't
mean it like you were too--
- I'm not old!
I'm like a kid!
I'm like a big kid!
- Yeah I mean, I mean,
I mean, you're young,
you're you're very
very very very young.
- That's right I'm young.
When I send text messages,
I use emojis.
And I don't use capital
letters or decent punctuation.
I have sneakers that
light up in the back!
- Do you want us
to tell you who Frankini is?
- Yes...
- He's one of the most famous
people on the internet.
- He makes all these
super funny videos
that millions of people watch.
- Mhm, and he lives
somewhere here in Swellview.
- Oh...ohhh...you guys
are talkin' about Frankini.
Yeah, I know Frankini is.
Hehe...I'm not old.
- Just play the video.
- Here it comes...
- Emergency!
Emergency!
Holy ravioli,
it's an emergency!
Woah! Woah!
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
Ahhhhh!!!!
- What has the world come to?
- Just kidding!!!
I'm having a party!!!
And you're invited...
- YES!
- Ahhhh!
- ...Captain Man
and Kid Danger!
- YES!
- Noooo.
- Aw, c'mon
don't be upset, guys,
at least me and Ray
get to go!
Play, play,
play play play play...
- So! My private party's
gonna be this Saturday night
at the Frankini Klub!
And there's gonna be snacks
and beverages and party games
and fresh fruits and a bear
and a hammock and cheese
Ohhhh!!!
Digital fireworks!
- What's wrong with that guy?
- I really like fireworks.
Oh...Okay,
so see you guys at my party!
Text you the address!
B-Y-Yo-Selves!
Aaaaaaaaand POOF!
- Hahaha...Sweet...
- Okay!
Looks like it's gonna'
be me and Ray this Saturday--
Ahhhh no no no no
no no no!
Gah dang my life!
- What's wrong?
- What's the matter?
- Ah, I gotta' babysit
my dumb sister this Saturday.
- You mean Piper?
- What? No...
I mean my dumb sister, bacon.
- Okay, well that wasn't nice.
But, since you're my bud,
I will babysit Piper
this Saturday so you can
go to Frankini's party.
- Ah thanks,
but I don't think my
parents are gonna trust
one of my friends
to watch Piper.
- Oh yeah, mhm...
- Ya' know?
- Well, if you want?
I'll babysit Piper.
- You will?!?
Thank you! Oh my god!
- Hurts, doesn't it?
- Okay Ray, looks like
it's gonna be you and me
this Saturday night,
partyin' it up with Frankini!
- Yeah! That that party's
gonna be off the hizno!
- Haha...
Off the what?
- The hizno! You know?
Off the hizno, yo.
- That's not an expression.
- Yes it is,
I heard some teenagers
say it at the mall.
- We don't go to malls anymore.
- We shop online.
- Uh...That's a lie!
And I say that Frankini's party
is gonna be off the hizno!
- That's not a thing.
- It's a thing now!
We'll do it live!
And it's a thing now!
- Nope, still not a thing.
- The hiz, to the no, baby!
- Ray...
- The-the hizzy to the nozy!
- Okay, now you
just sound insane.
- Well look it's already 9:00,
so I'm gonna' go to bed.
- Love you.
- Maybe I don't wanna' be
loved by you right now!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then,
an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
- C'mon...C'mon!
- I'm right behind you,
calm your kiwis.
- Uh, no, I will
not calm my kiwis
'cuz this kid's about
to kick it with Frankini!
- Okay so you can't kick it with
Frankini if your kiwis are calm?
- I cannot.
- All right, you see a doorbell?
- Uhhh...
- Should be around here
somewhere...
- Hey, look at that.
- Huh? What's that?
- Some kinda rope.
With a sign on the end of it.
That says "Yank it."
- So...
what do you think we should do?
- Yank it.
Yank it!
- Guy says to yank it.
- I'm gonna yank it.
- Oh, haha.
Hahahaha
Ohhh, I can't believe
you yanked it.
- You told us to.
- And your sign encouraged us.
- Well...
you know what they always say.
- No...what?
- Huh?
- What do--
what do they always say?
- Oh. Come in!
- Whoa...
Hahaha!
How cool is this place?
Pretty cool, yeah?
- It's a'ight.
So...
this is where Frankini
does all his live-streams from?
- Yep.
- Hmmm.
- Well, where's the party?
How come no one's here?
- I dunno.
Frankini!
- Frankini!
- Where is he?
Are we early?
- No, he said 9:00
and it's already...9:05.
- Well where's Frankini?
- I don't know where he is.
Maybe he's in the...
- Wha--Okay that was weird.
- So weird.
Y'know, generally when you feel
someone tap you on the shoulder,
and you turn around...
- There's a person there.
- That's what I'm sayin'.
- Right, so I don't know...
- Huh?
- Wha?
- Okay this is freakin' me out.
- Could we be imagining
the tapping?
- How could we imagine
something simultaneously?
- Entrance!!!
- D'ahhh!!!
- Haha! Yeah!
Nice entrance.
See that?
- Yeah uh...
So uh...where's the party?
- D'what?
- The...The party.
- Wait, are you guys
talking about the party
that I'm having
next Saturday night?
- What? Next?
- Uh we uh...
we were pretty sure
you said it was tonight.
- Frankini!
Frankini...
- Pardon me a moment.
What is it?
- I got the underwear.
Want me to give it to 'em?
- No, Goomer.
These aren't the male models.
- What? Wait wait wait
wait wait, wait what?
- Uh the male, male models?
- This is Captain Man
and Kid Danger.
- Ohhh yeeeaaah.
- Gentlemen, this is my
obtuse assistant, Goomer.
- Ah, hello.
- I used to hang out
with Frankini's sister,
but that's a looong story.
- Goomer, what made you think
that Captain Man and Kid Danger
were male models? Pfft...
- Uhhh...
- "Because they are
both so handsome
and pa-hysically fit."
- Well...
- Well now...
- First of all,
thank you very much.
- We do get that a lot.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
We do our best to.
- Stay in shape.
- Guilty!
- You know what I mean?
We look good.
- Sooo uh...what--what do
you need male models for?
- Yeah, whatcha got goin' on?
- Oh!
Well, because of
my internet fame,
I started my own business.
- And this is my
first product.
- Partial mannequins?
- Nooo, silly.
These...
Frankini Bottoms.
- A new evolution
in men's underwear.
- Wow!
- Ahhh...
- Yeah I see that!
I see that now!
- Nice!
- Brightly colored.
- Ah longer than
traditional underwear.
- Thank you guys.
And believe me,
I totally get that you guys
are way too important
to want to do male modeling.
- Uh...
- Uh...well I guess
- I'm not saying
that we want to...
- Oh! No, I don't.
- But, you know, if,
if it would help you out...
- I mean I'd...I'd prob--
I'd probably do it.
- I would do it.
I'd take my pants off.
- Oh my god
this is so exciting!
Goomer, pinch me!
- Okay.
- Owwwwwww!!!
Not so hard!!!
- Ahh....I'm sorry!
- That's how you killed
the caterpillar!
- Uhhhhhh!!!
You said we'd never
mention Legsy again!
- So...
you want us to put
on your underwear?
- Yes, aha, yes!
Uh, Goomer, take them
to the changing room
so they can put on
the Frankini Bottoms
and then we can
start the photo shoot!
- Okay!
Come on fellas--
- Grab a partial mannequin
and follow me.
- All right!
- Sounds legit!
- Cool! Ooo! Ooo!
I'm gonna put
these on my body now.
- Ah! A dark room for me
to take my pants off.
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- Yes...
follow Goomer, and put on
the Frankini Bottoms,
so the real party can start.
Hahahahahahaha!
Ooo, I really do
sound menacing.
- Okay, uh, I've had
this pimple on my forehead
for over three weeks...
- Ulch, it's huge.
- Ewww, don't pop it,
don't pop it!
- Okay, I'm gonna pop it now!
[ splatter ]
- Awwww, ewwwww, gross!
Oh man, that was so narsty!
[ car horn honks ]
- Daaaaad!
Mom's in the car
and she's honking!
- I know!
Have you seen
my handball rag?
- Nooo, what are
you talking about?
- I'm going to play handball
with your mom and the Carsons,
and I use my handball rag
for when I sweat!
[ doorbell rings ]
- There's someone at the door!
- Will you get it?
- I can't.
I'm watching pimples pop.
- Ahhh...
- Hi.
- Henry's not here.
- I know--I'm here
to babysit Piper.
- Piper doesn't
need a babysitter.
- You do too!
Come in, Charlotte.
- Thanks.
- Owww!!!
- Ohhhh gross!
It hit the mirror!
[ car horn honks ]
- Um, what is this?
- Ah!
That's my handball rag.
- Uh, uh what?
- I use that when I sweat.
I sweat a lot.
[ car horn honks ]
- I'm coming!!!
- Dude, you better go.
- Dude, I know!
- Oh wait!
Is there anything I should
know before you leave?
- Oh, uh, yeah, you have
our neighbor's phone number?
- No.
- Do you know where
the first aid kit is?
- Uh, I don't.
- Oh uh, all right,
uh do you know how
to use the fire extinguisher?
- No, where is it?
[ car horn honks ]
- You girls have fun!
- Wait but...
- Aww more goo!
- Ahhh! Ewww! Gross!
- And...look up...
- Mmm-hmmm...
- Uh, Frankini...
- Yes?
- I don't know if we
should be doin' all this
to Captain Man
and Kid Danger.
- Ulch, what is the record
for the most people ever,
watching a live-stream
at one time?
- 9.8 million.
- Correct.
And to break that record,
I need to use Captain Man
and Kid Danger.
- But they seem so nice.
- I don't care if they're nii--
- Hey hey!
- Hey hey! Haha!
- These Frankini Bottoms
are awesome!
- Hahahaha! Yeah man,
really amazing underwear.
- Yeah! Wooo!
These are off the hizno.
- Thanks fellas.
- Yeah, quick question though,
- Yeah, mmmm?
- Why are there little
batteries in these underwear?
- Yeah, we've never worn
underwear with batteries in 'em.
- Welllll...
I could answer
that question, orrrr...
you guys could
start being male models.
- Male models!
- Let's take some pics!
- That's what I like to hear!
All right, you two male models
go stand over there,
on your marks.
- Ooo, "on our marks."
- That's photography talk.
- Here ya go.
- Thanks, Goo.
- Whoa, what's that?
- Oh, this is a Domitron.
- Yeah, that's a Domintron.
- Oh! Yeah no,
I was about to say
that looks like a Domitron.
Yeha, my my my uncle
has a a couple of those.
- So you boys know
what a Domitron does?
- Mhm! Uhhhh yeah!
- Ohhhhh yeah yeah.
I've actually worked with
several photographers
that owned Domitrons...
But I actually don't have
a clue what a Domitron does.
What-what-
what's a Domitron?
- Frankly, we're just
excited to be male models.
- This underwear feels gooood.
- Why don't I
demonstrate the Domitron?
- All right!
- Okay! All right!
- Why don't we give him a few
good action hero pose, huh?
- Uh, yeah yeah yeah!
Maybe some of this.
D'ah! Like that?
- There's that one.
- Boom!
- Yeah!
- And, here goes Frankini...
- Why...why can't I move?
- Yeah, I can't move, either.
- Oh, that's right, gentlemen.
You can't move.
But you can...
Squat-waddle!
- Uh! What?
What's going on?
Why am I squat-waddling?!?
- Because I can
control you now!
- Wha--Well, I do not
want to squat-waddle!
- Okay...
- All right,
I don't know what you're--
- No more talking.
- Instead...
why don't we sing some
pretty scales!
♪ AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
AHHH AHHH AHHH ♪
- Keep singing!
♪ AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
AHHH AHHH AHHH ♪
- I've done it!
I'm sorry, Captain Man
and Kid Danger,
but I'm afraid
that you're my puppets now,
and I'm the puppet master!!!
Hahahaha!
What? What what what
what what is it?
- Can they hear
what you're sayin'?
- Yes they can hear me,
they just can't respond
unless I allow them to.
- Well, shouldn't
you explain to 'em
why you're doin' all this?
That's what they always
do in the movies.
- All right.
Ya see, boys...
the world record for
the greatest number of people
watching a live-stream
is 9.8 million.
And I am going
to smash that record
by live-streaming video
of the two of you
doing all sorts of silly
and embarrassing activities!
- Great plan.
- Is that all?
- I'm so glad I made
you ask that.
To make sure we have as many
viewers as possible,
I'm gonna promise
everyone a special treat.
- Well, what's
the special treat?
- Hold on one second.
You already know what it is.
- Ahh!
But I'll say it anyway.
When we get to
10 million viewers,
the two of you are
gonna tear off your masks
and reveal your true
identities to the world.
Hahahaha!
- Hey, for dinner,
can we have pork and beans?
- Yes and yes!!!
- Squeeze it!
C'mon squeeze it!
- No! No!
Don't squeeze it!
- No! Don't! No!
[ splatter ]
- Ahhh!!!
- Aye Dios mio!
- Ahaha!
Now let's watch this one.
- No! No! Please!
No more pimple
popping videos.
- Okay!
You don't have to watch--
- No! I wanna' watch.
- Well do you!
Or don't you?
- Yeah...No...
I don't know!
What have
you done to me?!?
- And now...
how about a little
pre-live-stream fun!
Do you boys like
musical theater?
Now! From the top!
♪ THREE LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL ARE WE ♪
♪ PERT AS A SCHOOLGIRL
WELL CAN BE ♪
♪ FILLED TO THE BRIM
WITH GIRLISH GLEE-EEE ♪
♪ THREE LITTLE
MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ♪
- ♪ EVERYTHING IS
A SOURCE OF FUN ♪
[ giggles ]
- ♪ NOBODY'S SAFE
FOR WE CARE FOR NONE ♪
[ giggles ]
- ♪ LIFE IS A JOKE
THAT'S JUST BEGUN ♪
♪ OH THREE LITTLE
MAIDS WHO, ALL UNWARY ♪
♪ COME FROM A
LADIES' SEMINARY ♪
♪ FREED FROM ITS
GENIUS TUTELARY ♪
♪ THREE LITTLE
MAAAAIIIDS... ♪
♪ THREE LITTLE
MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ♪
♪ TEE-HEE ♪
- Pork and beans!
Pork and beans!
- Later!!!
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm.