KID DANGER:
Ah, where'd he go?
CAPTAIN MAN:
There! He went down the alley.
Hey, where are you Jeff?
You're only making
it worse by running.
KID DANGER: Shut-up!
- [ groaning ]
- What's that?
- It came from over there.
- Come on, let's get him.
CAPTAIN MAN: We saw you
go in there, Jeff!
KID DANGER: You're not
gonna get away!
All right. C'mon,
let's go through the window!
- Nah, let's use the door!
- The door's probably
gonna be locked!
- That's okay.
I brought my foot.
All right, Jeff!
Where is your stupid self?!?
- Ahhhh!!!
I'm takin' you down!
- Jeff, Stop it!
What are you doing?
- You're embarrassing
yourself!
Will you quit it?!?
All right, Jeff.
I don't know how
you escaped from jail...
Or why you jumped
through that window
but you're going--
Owww!!!
- Jeff!
- Aww, what happened
to using our words man?
- All right, you dopey thug.
Time for your nap.
- Owww!
- You bass hat!
- Wait, why didn't your
laser knock him out?
- I dunno.
- It's cuz I'm tough as butt,
that's why!
Haha...ha...
Owww!
You horse pile!
- Wait, what's wrong
with these things?
- I don't know...
unless...
Did you forget to charge
these last night,
like I told you to?
- Oh. Well...
- Hehe, later!!!
Owww! Gahhhh!
- How could you
forget to charge the lasers?!?
- Well I was gonna
charge the lasers,
but then you made me go
get you a pumpkin-spice latte!
Which you're
obsessed with!
- Well you can't get
pumpkin-spice lattes
all year 'round, y'know!
It's a seasonal item.
- All right,
I'm sorry I didn't
charge the lasers. Okay?
- Oh, you're "sorry"?!?
What if we'd been goin' after
a real criminal, huh?!?
- Hey!
I'm a real criminal.
- A real stupid one.
- Oh, I'm stupid?
You dopes are the ones
with inadequate lasers.
Hahahaha!
- Oh that's it!
- Watch your head!
- Ahhh!
- Get him!
- I wanna talk to a lawyer!
- You can't afford a lawyer!
- Couldn't we just get some
dinner or something--Oww!
Owww! Come on!
- This is your fault, Kid.
Get him!
Just get him, will you?
- Oww!
- Haha! Ow!
That one made
me real dizzy.
- Go down!
- Your lasers can't stop me.
- One more.
- Ow...I'm still conscious.
- One more.
And...one more.
- Oww...
That did it.
- Nice.
- Woo!
- Now uh, pick up
all those movies
and put 'em back
on the shelves.
- What?!? Why?
- Because it's our
responsibility
to leave this store
the way we found it.
- But this place
has been abandoned
since like
the nineteen hundreds.
- Put the movies
on the shelves.
- But it's dangerous--
this place is fallin' apart.
- Movies on the shelves.
- But--
- On the shelves!
- But what about the--
- The shelves!
- But--But...
- Shelves! SHELVES!
- D'ahhhhh!
- What?
Awwww...
- Seriously?
Now you wanna play?
- I'm not playing!
I fell through
the stupid floor,
when I was picking up
a VHS tape of Good Burger!
- You found Good Burger?!?
Well, where'd it...
Hah!
Hahahahaha!
Oh my gosh,
I love this movie!
Welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger...
Can I take your order?
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then,
an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
[ upbeat music playing ]
- Hey, you guys.
What are you doing
here on a Sunday?
- We're here to meet Henry.
- And uh...
what are you doing?
- I'm taking a bean bath.
- Mmmm, good beans.
So...why do you have
those pretty pistols?
- We're goin' with Henry
to the squirt gun range.
- Yeah.
Where is Henry?
- Schwoz, have you seen Henry?
- No. He and Ray
went to capture Jeff yesterday
and never came back.
- And you're not worried?
- Hey, could you guys grab
that bucket of beans
and pour it over my body?
- No!
- Gross.
- Cowards!
- Come on Henry...
answer...
[ phone buzzing ]
- C'mon Kid,
can't ya reach your phone?
- No, I can't reach my phone.
I'm in a hole.
You know that.
[ phone stops buzzing ]
[ sigh ]
- I'm so hungry.
- Yeah well...
I have to pee.
- Well I'd much rather
have to pee than be hungry.
- Wrong.
- I'm...I'm wrong?
- Peeing is greater than hunger.
Alright man, well if you
have to pee so bad,
why don't you just
pee alright, just--just pee.
- In my Captain Pants?!?
- Yeah, why not?
- You're sick.
- I don't think I'm sick.
- Well, think again.
Your whole generation's
just...messed up, sick.
- Y'know...
when you generalize...
- Yeah?
- You tell
general...lies.
[ snoring ]
- D'aaaahhhhh!!!
I can't take it...
I can't take
Jeff's snoring--anymore!
- I know. I know.
I know.
Let's both yell, as loud
as we can, at the same time.
- Good idea.
Maybe that'll wake him up.
- Yeah maybe.
- On three...
- Yeah. One...
- Two...
- Ahhhhhhh!!!
- Ahhhhh!!!
- Jeff! Jeff!
- Jeff One! Jeff two!
- Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
- Jeff! Jefffffff!
- Jeff!
- I'm so hungry.
- I'm so pee-filled.
- Are you adding rice
to your bean bath?
- Yahhh.
What, like I'm the first
person in the world
to mix "rice and beans?"
- Hey...
hey hey...
I think I found Ray and Henry...
Looks like...
they're in that old store
that used to rent movies!
- Beta Maximus?!?
- Uh-huh!
- Hey Charlotte, can you
come over here please
and help me with the--
- Nooooo.
[ phone ringing ]
- Swellview police.
What's your emergency?
- You need to send
a S.W.A.T. team
to the old video store in
South Swellview, Beta Maximus.
- Why? That place
has been closed
since the nineteen hundreds.
- I know! But I heard
that Captain Man
and Kid Danger are there,
and I think there's big trouble.
- Okaaaay, I get it...
- Uh...
You get what?
- You're a teenager,
you're dumb,
and you're bored,
so you're prank callin'
the police.
- Uhh...No sir,
I just need--
- Ya know, "irritating
a police officer" is a felony.
- I...I don't
think that's true.
- Never call back here!
- No wait! But--
- Never!
- He hung up on me!
- You can't prank call the cops.
- I wasn't prank ca--
ah, forget it.
Schwoz, you need to drive
Jasper and me to Beta Maximus!
- For why?
- For to help Ray and Henry!
- No.
- Wh--?! No?!?
Whaddaya mean, no?!?
- Last week, I asked
Ray for a raise.
You know what he said to me?
- What?
- He said: "Why don't
you 'raise' your hand,
and slap your face with it?"
Then, Henry laughed.
It was hoomalating.
- Okay, fine--then we'll
handle this ourselves.
- How are we going we handle--
[ phone buzzes ]
- Who is it?!?
- It's Henry's dad.
- Oh man, he's probably
looking for Henry.
- No worries, I got this.
Hey, Mister Hart.
- Jasper!
We can't find Henry!
Do you know where Henry is?!?
- Uhhhhhhhhhh...
please hold.
- Yeah.
You "got that" good.
- Here Jasper,
hand me your phone.
- Okay.
- What are you gonna do?
- Just apsshhjiji--
- Testing, one two three...
This little Henry
went to market...
this little Henry
stayed home...
[voice transforming
into Henry's voice ]
...this little Henry
ate a chicken breast...
a chicken breast...
chicken breast...
I'm Henry Hart,
and I ate a chicken breast.
Now...watch this.
Hey Dad, what goes on?
- Henry!
Is that you?!?
- Uh, yeah,
'course it's me.
I mean, it's not like
I'm some dude,
sittin' in a pool a'beans.
- Well, where
have you been?!?
Why didn't you come
home last night?!?
- Uhhh yeah, sorry,
I spent the night
at Jasper's house.
- Oh. Well, why
aren't you responding
to our phone calls
or text messages?!?
- 'Kay, later.
[ back to normal voice ]
Ta-daaaaa!
Now please...
leave me here in my beans.
- Oh god, I'm so hungry!
- Look kid, I know you're hungry
but you need to just stay fo--
Ahhh!!! A rat!!!
Ah! Look, a rat!!!
Rat! Rat! Rat!
- I wish that rat would
walk right into my mouth.
- Look kid, you need
to stay strong. All right?
I mean, how do you
think I feel?
I've had to pee
since last night.
[ muffled laugh ]
[ snoring ]
- Wait!
Are you sure about this?
- Well somebody's gotta
drive us to Beta Maximus!
- I know, but...Piper?
- She has a driver's license.
- Yeah, which the DMV
sent her by accident.
- Whatever, she's a legal driver
and that's what we need!
Unless you wanna get
your Uncle Rosco to drive us.
- You know my Uncle Rosco
can't fit in a car!
- Then let's go in!
- Hey Piper.
- Oh, hi Charlotte.
- Hey Piper.
- What?
- We uh, found this
package on your porch.
- And it's addressed to you.
- Okay. Well I just
started eating a hamburger,
so I'll open it
when I'm done.
[ whispers ]
- Uh, but Piper...
uh, they-they say
that when you know
you have a package,
it's bad luck if
you wait to open it.
- Yeah.
I've never heard that.
- Well, I think it's true.
And uh...
look at this box.
- What about it?
- It's like...brown.
- Yeah, uh, I'm not opening it
'til after
I finish my hamburger.
- Okay...
- Wait!
Where did it go?
Umm...
- Ooo Piper!
I just saw that
this package says:
"From the office
of Captain Man."
- Seriously?
What do you think it is?!?
- Uh, we have no idea.
- Yeah, it's not like
we had anything to do
with that package.
- We just found it.
- Ooo, a letter
from Captain Man!
- Oh! Whaaaat???
- Whoa whaaaat???
- "Dear Piper Hart.
Since you're the president
of my fan club, the Man Fans,
I need your help."
Oh my god, he wants my help!
- Wow!
- Keep reading!
- Yeah yeah...
"Kid Danger and I
might be in trouble,
so please bring
the weapons in the box
to that old movie rental place,
Beta Maximus."
- Oh!
- Well, wow.
- Whoooaaa!
One of Captain Man's
actual blasters!
- Uh yeah okay,
be careful with that.
- Well c'mon, let's bring
the box of weapons
and get there fast!
- 'Kay! I'll go grab the keys
to my dad's mini van!
[ snoring ]
[ fly buzzing ]
- Oh...Yeah...
yeah...
hey little fly...
c'mere...
- Kid, what are you doing?!?
- I'm starving okay,
so I'm trying...
...to eat...
...this fly.
- Oh my god,
that is nauseating.
How can you even
think about eating a...
- No! I'm hungrier.
- Come here.
- Come here. I need it!
- I saw it first!
- Fly! Ah!
- Come here...
I promise you a quick
and easy death...
- Pleasee...
- Ahhh...
- Awwww gross, a rat.
- Jeff! Jeff!
- What?
- Get over here, right now.
- Hahaha.
You guys are in holes.
- Thank you, Jeff.
We didn't realize
we were in holes.
- Just grab Kid Danger's phone,
call the police,
tell 'em to come here
right now.
- No.
- N--?!?
- Wha--?
- I'm not playin' with you Jeff,
call the cops and tell
them to get here
so they can get us
outta these holes.
- So, you're sayin'...
you can't get outta
these holes by yourselves?
- That's right Jeff!
We can't get outta the holes!
- Ahh geeze!
Any 6 to 12-year-old
could understand this.
- Okay. So, just to confirm...
you guys are stuck
in these holes.
- GEEZE!
YES, WE'RE STUCK!!!
- YES!!! IN THE HOLES!!!
WE'RE STUCK IN THE HOLES!!!
WE'RE STUCK IN THESE
TWO HOLES, JEFF!!!
- Ha...ha...
Hahaha!
Hahahahahaha!
Yes!!
Yeah! I finally did it!
- No, no...
- I took on Captain Man
and Kid Danger,
and I'm victorious!
- No, no, you lost fair
and square...
Look at me! I'm Jeff!
Master criminal!
Hahahaha!
Oh! Da-da-da...
da-da-da...
- Oh now he's dancing!
- Sorry, losers!
You been hole trapped!
- You did not "trap" us, Jeff!
- We fell through
the stupid floor!
- Oh yeah?
That's your story!
My story is I trapped you,
and my story's gonna have pics!
[ snapping photos ]
- Aww, don't do tha--
- Aw, come on!
- Ahhh let's get
a butt filter in there.
- God, I hate you so much!
- All right, freeze, Jeff!
- What the?!?
- Oh boy.
- Who are you?
- While Captain Man
and Kid Danger
are stuck in those holes,
I'm in charge.
- No, I am.
- No you're the designated
driver!
- Okay, I don't know
where you brats came from,
but you better get outta here,
unless you want me
to put you guys in holes,
like I did with Captain Man
and Kid Danger.
- Okay, he did not
put us in these holes!
- We fell through these
rotten old wooden floors!
- We are a victim of wood rot!
- Liars!
They oughta call you guys
Captain Liar and Fib Danger!
- All right Jeff!
Put your back behind your hands!
- Other way.
Put your hands behind your back!
- No!
- Well...if ya don't,
I'ma' blast you with this!
- Son, don't blast anyone,
just call the police.
- Yeah, son.
- Hey kid!
I'm gonna sit on Captain Man...
with my butt!
- No you're not! Jeff!
- Look at this...
- Jeff!
- I'm squatting...
- I'm comin' back slowly...
- Blast him! Blast him now!
- Do it!
- Blast him! Blast hiimmm!!!
- Come on!
- Come on get up!
- Ha! Now I've defeated
three dudes!
- All right, that's it.
- Uh, Piper, I don't know--
- Hey skunk-bag!
- AAHHHHHH!!!
- Oww!
- Hey! Hey!
- Piper, C'mon, follow me!
- Girls, be careful
with those weapons.
- And remember,
Jeff is very stupid.
- I heard that!
- Shhhhh!!!
- All right, Jeff--
where are you?
[ all screaming ]
- Where'd he go?!?
- I dunno!
And where's your blaster?!?
- Ha!!!
- Ahhhh!!!
- Don't move!!!
Yeah...sorry girls...
you're about to get
stun-burned.
- No Jeff!
- Don't do it, Jeff!
- Ahhhhh!
Ah dang, it's outta battery!
- Quick, Piper!
Grab some of these
antique video rectangles!
- 'Kay-Kay!
- Yeah! That's it!
VHS power!
- You go!
- D'ahhh!
This is the worst!
- Okay! I think that--
- All right...
- I think he gets it, guys...
- That's enough...
- Just two more.
- Take Flash Dance!
- And Gandhi!
- Sorry Gandhi.
- Sometimes violence
IS the answer.
- Ah...what hit me?
- You hit yourself.
- Classic Jasper.
- All right, I'm calling
the fire department
to get you two
outta those holes.
- Good.
And tell 'em to hurry
before I pee
in my Captain Pants!
- No! First...
call a pizza place
before I die of hunger!
- You really want me to call--
- Wait-wait!
If you're hungry,
I got food in my pants!
- Ah...Here!
- What the...?
- My hamburger!
- Gross!
I'm not gonna eat a hamburger
that was in your...
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm.