1 00:00:04,709 --> 00:00:07,208 - In five... 2 00:00:04,709 --> 00:00:07,208 four... 3 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:09,000 three... 4 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:09,000 two... 5 00:00:09,041 --> 00:00:10,959 [ audience cheers ] 6 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:18,625 - Good evening, 7 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:18,625 and welcome to... 8 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:22,291 [ all together ] 9 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:22,291 Swellview's Got Talent! 10 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:27,792 - I'm Danny Chest. 11 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:29,041 - We love you Danny Chest! 12 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,667 [ cheers ] 13 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:33,583 - I get the same thing 14 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:33,583 all the time. 15 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:39,083 - Allll right ladies, 16 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:39,083 try to control yourselves. 17 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:42,208 - Man, that Danny Chest 18 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:42,208 is handsome. 19 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:45,542 [ doorbell rings ] 20 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:46,750 Ooo! 21 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:51,542 - Sushi Dushi. 22 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:53,208 - Oh, good! 23 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:53,208 But hang on a sec! 24 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,417 I'm watching television! 25 00:00:56,542 --> 00:00:59,000 - Hey, what show is that? 26 00:00:56,542 --> 00:00:59,000 Swellview's Got Talent? 27 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:00,709 - Yeah! 28 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:00,709 My daughter's on tonight. 29 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,083 She's gonna be dancing! 30 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:03,834 Oh. Well sure, I can stay. 31 00:01:07,542 --> 00:01:10,500 Scoochie Doochie. 32 00:01:10,542 --> 00:01:12,333 - Now, let's take a minute 33 00:01:10,542 --> 00:01:12,333 to say hello 34 00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:14,750 to this week's 35 00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:14,750 celebrity judges! 36 00:01:14,792 --> 00:01:16,750 Starting with 37 00:01:14,792 --> 00:01:16,750 chair number one... 38 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:20,000 everybody knows basketball's 39 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:20,000 biggest superstar, 40 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:21,750 LeBron James! 41 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:22,959 [ audience cheers ] 42 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,750 So let's all welcome 43 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,750 LeBron's childhood friend... 44 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:31,375 Vanessa Harris! 45 00:01:31,417 --> 00:01:33,208 [ light applause ] 46 00:01:41,834 --> 00:01:43,917 And next... 47 00:01:41,834 --> 00:01:43,917 - Hey hey hey, 48 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,083 they're about to 49 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,083 introduce the boys! 50 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:47,875 - Ooo! 51 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:47,875 - So exciting! 52 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:51,083 - The guys filling judges' 53 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:51,083 chairs numbers two and three 54 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:54,125 are no strangers 55 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:54,125 to anyone here in Swellview. 56 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:57,291 Now give it up for 57 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:57,291 Captain Man and Kid Danger! 58 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,083 [ big applause ] 59 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,291 - Yeah! 60 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,291 - Yeah! 61 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:09,500 - Hi Danny Chest. 62 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:11,875 - Hey Danny. 63 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:13,083 - Chest. 64 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:16,041 - Ahaha... 65 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:16,041 All right then... 66 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:17,458 Since we're nearing 67 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:17,458 the end of this competition, 68 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:21,125 do you guys think that any of 69 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:21,125 the performers this week 70 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:23,291 can beat our 71 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:23,291 current front-runner? 72 00:02:25,417 --> 00:02:27,834 - Ooo...man, 73 00:02:25,417 --> 00:02:27,834 that's a tough one. 74 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:29,500 - That's uh, hard to say. 75 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:29,500 - That's a hard one. 76 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:31,375 - Um, if I had to say, 77 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:31,375 I'd say no. 78 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:34,417 - 'Cuz I could say yes, 79 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:34,417 but the truth really is no. 80 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:37,333 - Unless you think... 81 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:37,333 - But, I mean... 82 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:39,166 - Naw. No no no no. 83 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:39,166 - Nope. 84 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:42,083 [ chuckling ] 85 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:45,000 - Well, clearly our judges think 86 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:45,000 that our current front-runner, 87 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:48,083 Steven Sharp, is gonna 88 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:48,083 be pretty tough to beat. 89 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:49,125 And I'll show you why! 90 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,458 C'mon out here, Steven! 91 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,959 Last week, this guy 92 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,959 wowed us with his talent 93 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:09,875 for throwing Cuban zip spikes. 94 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:11,542 Can you give us 95 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:11,542 a little taste of that again? 96 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:12,875 - Of course. 97 00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:14,834 How about I throw one 98 00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:14,834 at camera two? 99 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:18,959 - He-hey! 100 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:18,959 Fantastic! 101 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,792 - Wow. 102 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:35,667 - Thank you! 103 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:35,667 I'm Steven! 104 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:37,417 Thank you for 105 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:37,417 applauding my talent! 106 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:41,166 - All right, let's bring out 107 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:43,166 our first new performer 108 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:43,166 of the evening. 109 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:46,291 Please give 110 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:46,291 an SGT welcome tooo... 111 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,625 Harry Hoagie! 112 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,959 - Hey there Harry. 113 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,959 - What's up, Harry? 114 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,458 - I used to know LeBron James. 115 00:03:58,959 --> 00:04:00,291 - So Harry... 116 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:02,250 tell us what we're gonna 117 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:02,250 see you do tonight. 118 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:05,458 - Well, I'm gonna eat this 119 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:05,458 entire 6 foot submarine sandwich 120 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,125 in less than sixty seconds. 121 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,542 - Okay! 122 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,542 Sixty seconds on the clock! 123 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:16,875 - Whooaaa... 124 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:16,875 nice clock graphic. 125 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:22,458 - All right. 126 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,750 Ready...set... 127 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:27,000 [ all togther ] 128 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:27,000 Go! 129 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:32,125 - Ahhhhhh.... 130 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:38,417 AHHHH! 131 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,000 - Okay! That's uh... 132 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,000 - Don't, don't, clap right now. 133 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:46,208 - I was just trying 134 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:46,208 to be supportive. 135 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,166 - No that was not supposed-- 136 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,166 - Sure that's not part of the... 137 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,291 - Yes. Nope. 138 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,291 Not supposed to happen. 139 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:57,417 - Okay...not sure 140 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:57,417 what's wrong with Harry. 141 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:59,875 But no worries! 142 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:59,875 Because our next two performers 143 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:03,625 are about to dance 144 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:03,625 their way into your hearts: 145 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,834 Here is Carl Markus 146 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,834 and Piper Hart! 147 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:09,750 - There she is. 148 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:20,875 - So, how long have you two 149 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:20,875 been dance partners? 150 00:05:20,917 --> 00:05:23,792 - For about six months. 151 00:05:23,834 --> 00:05:26,417 - And what's your favorite 152 00:05:23,834 --> 00:05:26,417 kind of dancing? 153 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:28,750 - The kind that wins 154 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:28,750 Swellview's Got Talent. 155 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:33,417 - All right, well kids, 156 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:33,417 let's see what ya got! 157 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,041 - Okay! 158 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:38,083 [ music plays ] 159 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:42,166 ♪ Yeah watch me on the floor ♪ 160 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,583 ♪ Hey hey hey ♪ 161 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:46,208 ♪ Watch me on the floor ♪ 162 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:51,250 - No. No. 163 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:51,250 Don't do that. 164 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:56,959 - Ba baa ahhhh. 165 00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:15,125 - Obviously a major malfunction. 166 00:06:17,542 --> 00:06:20,125 - Again? 'Cuz that's what 167 00:06:17,542 --> 00:06:20,125 the last guy did. 168 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:23,542 - It all just kinda happened. 169 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,917 I wanted an after-school job. 170 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:26,667 But then, 171 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:26,667 an indestructible superhero 172 00:06:26,709 --> 00:06:27,667 hired me to be his sidekick. 173 00:06:27,709 --> 00:06:28,917 - Ah! 174 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,041 - Now we blow bubbles... 175 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:31,709 and fight crime. 176 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:31,709 Feels good. 177 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:34,041 [ theme music ] 178 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:47,250 - Call it. 179 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:47,250 - Up the tube! 180 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:51,125 - Aw, my boot! 181 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:51,125 - Ha! 182 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:02,834 - Hey guys, come here! 183 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:05,583 - Okay. 184 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:05,583 What do you got? 185 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,333 - All right. 186 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,333 Check this out... 187 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:10,000 Last night, Henry's sister 188 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:10,000 and two other performers 189 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:12,125 all freaked out 190 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:12,125 in the exact same way. 191 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,291 First, the sandwich guy... 192 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,875 - Ahhhh! 193 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:20,291 - Just like Carl Markus 194 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:20,291 and Henry's sister did. 195 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,000 - Maybe they all got sick. 196 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,500 - Nah, Piper was fine right 197 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,500 before the show, 198 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:26,500 and she was totally fine 199 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:26,500 right after. 200 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:28,417 - Well, if they 201 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:28,417 didn't get sick 202 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:29,875 then somebody did 203 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:29,875 something to them. 204 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,583 But why? 205 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,041 - And who? 206 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,375 - And where? 207 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:41,125 - At...at the show. 208 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:42,875 - Huh? 209 00:07:42,917 --> 00:07:45,083 - You said, you said where. 210 00:07:42,917 --> 00:07:45,083 Right? 211 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:46,959 We-we know where. 212 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,750 At the show. 213 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:51,417 - Okay, do you always 214 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:51,417 have to criticize me 215 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,667 when I'm trying to 216 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,667 figure things out? 217 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:57,166 - Wait what? 218 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:57,166 I was just, I was just-- 219 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,500 - Y'know, sometimes 220 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,500 a little encouragement 221 00:07:58,542 --> 00:07:59,959 would be helpful, y'know? 222 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:02,709 A kind word? 223 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,917 Maybe a hug? 224 00:08:06,291 --> 00:08:09,125 - Uh, I'm, I'm sorry. 225 00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:11,625 Here you...you wanna hug, 226 00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:11,625 let's, let's hug... 227 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:14,000 - No not now, 228 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:14,000 I don't want your hug now. 229 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:15,875 - What? Okay, you just 230 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:15,875 said you wanted a hug. 231 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:17,709 I'm gonna' give you a-- 232 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:17,709 - Yeah, when you WANT to, okay? 233 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:18,959 I don't want a hug from you 234 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,542 right after I tell you 235 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,542 I want a hug. 236 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,375 I only want it to happen 237 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,375 'cuz you wanna hug me, 238 00:08:22,417 --> 00:08:24,250 when it's your idea, 239 00:08:22,417 --> 00:08:24,250 not 'cuz I'd had to ask for it. 240 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:33,166 - Anywaaaaaay... 241 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:33,166 so what's our plan? 242 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:36,041 - [ sighs ]Well, they're letting 243 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:36,041 the people who passed out 244 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,250 last night perform 245 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,250 again tonight. 246 00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:38,834 - Oh. 247 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:40,333 So, you and Ray 248 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:40,333 will be there as judges, 249 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:42,083 so just keep an eye out 250 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:42,083 for anyone backstage-- 251 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:44,375 - No no no no 252 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:44,375 bad idea bad idea. 253 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:46,041 - Pardon? 254 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:48,917 - Henry and I are gonna be 255 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:48,917 stuck at the judges table. 256 00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:50,583 So, we can't sneak "backstage" 257 00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:50,583 to figure out what's goin' on, 258 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:51,917 what's the matter with you? 259 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,583 - Y'know... 260 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,125 sometimes I like kind 261 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,125 words and hugs, too. 262 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:59,834 - Oh grow up. 263 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,458 - Well fine. 264 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,458 Then let's hear your great idea. 265 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,000 - Sure. 266 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:06,709 During the show, you and Schwoz 267 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:06,709 sneak backstage, 268 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,792 so you two can look around 269 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,792 and try to figure out 270 00:09:08,834 --> 00:09:11,041 what's goin' on. 271 00:09:08,834 --> 00:09:11,041 - Nah nah... 272 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:12,709 they only let the stage crew 273 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:12,709 and performers backstage. 274 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,291 - True. 275 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:18,291 Charlotte, go buy yourself 276 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:18,291 some boy dancing clothes. 277 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,333 - Huh? 278 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,333 - Don't say huh just do it. 279 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:22,250 Schwoz... 280 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:25,083 go buy a blonde wig and 281 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:25,083 a little girl's sequined jacket. 282 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,417 - Already got 'em! 283 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:36,875 - Now? 284 00:09:36,917 --> 00:09:38,083 - Yeah, okay. 285 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,667 - We're gonna be live 286 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,667 in five, people... 287 00:09:58,709 --> 00:10:01,333 we are live in five minutes. 288 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:02,875 God I love this headset. 289 00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:09,208 - Hey, hey... 290 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,458 there's my sister 291 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,458 and her dance partner. 292 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,709 - Right. 293 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,709 Let's get over there. 294 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:16,041 - Excuse me, Captain Man...? 295 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,583 - Uh. Yeah, what? 296 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,417 - Uh, I'm Steven Sharp. 297 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:21,041 - Oh yeah, how ya doin'? 298 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,875 - I'm talking to Captain Man. 299 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,917 - Oh. Well okay. 300 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:29,625 - Uh...What is that? 301 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:32,792 - Oh uh, this is 302 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:32,792 my ferret, Fosset. 303 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:35,583 - Your ferret? 304 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:35,583 - Fosset? 305 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:38,458 - He brings me good luck 306 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:38,458 when I rub him. 307 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,917 And so I share my ferret 308 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,917 with others, 309 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:43,291 so that all may have good luck. 310 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:48,375 - Cool. 311 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,417 Well, see ya. 312 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,542 - Have a good one. 313 00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:57,291 - I was talking to Captain Man! 314 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:58,625 - Wow...okay. 315 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000 - Hey look, it's the president 316 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000 of the Man Fans. 317 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,041 - Oh hey Captain Man! 318 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,500 I'm really sorry we spazzed out 319 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,500 and fainted last night. 320 00:11:10,542 --> 00:11:12,333 I have no idea what happened. 321 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:14,208 - We just started dancing 322 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:14,208 and the next thing... 323 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:16,041 Wait what are you..? 324 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:43,625 - All right... 325 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,458 There. 326 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,250 - Charlotte, Schwoz, 327 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,250 get in here. 328 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,000 - Okay... 329 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,000 now you're Piper... 330 00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:04,875 - And you're Carl. 331 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:09,083 - Fine. But I am NOT 332 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:09,083 going out there and dancing. 333 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,250 - No. You won't have to. 334 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,000 We'll figure out who's 335 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,000 sabotaging the performers 336 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,792 before you guys 337 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,792 are called to go on. 338 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,709 - Right, so just 339 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,709 hang out back here 340 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,417 and keep your eyes open. 341 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,208 - We'll do it. 342 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,750 - Hey, where you two goin'? 343 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:27,667 - Oh, we're judges. 344 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:27,667 We're supposed to be out-- 345 00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:30,667 - Wait...Jasper?!? 346 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,166 - Yeah! 347 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,166 Look! I'm here! 348 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,417 - Aww. 349 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,417 - Why?!? 350 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,333 - To help! 351 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,166 - You're supposed to be at 352 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,166 Junk-N-Stuff watching the store! 353 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,291 - Well I wanna help 354 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,291 solve this crime! 355 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:41,792 - That's it, 356 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:41,792 I'm gonna wreck this kid... 357 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,625 - Wait no! 358 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,458 ANNOUNCER: Sixty seconds to air. 359 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,250 - You don't have time! 360 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,250 Jasper don't cause any problems! 361 00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:50,458 All right? 362 00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:50,458 - Do you guys like my beard? 363 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,166 - Gi! 364 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,166 - No. Hey hey hey! 365 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,333 - Let me hurt him! 366 00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,875 Just let me hurt him! 367 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,542 Okay people! 368 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,542 Places! 369 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,000 Take two! 370 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,000 Hold the work! 371 00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:05,792 Real beard! 372 00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:05,792 All right? 373 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:09,583 - My sandwich! 374 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,583 - I'm sorry! 375 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,500 Uh here... 376 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,500 just hold on uh, uh... 377 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,041 - Ohhh Jasper. 378 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:22,083 - In five...four... 379 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:22,083 three... two... 380 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,792 - Hey-yo! 381 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:33,208 And welcome again to... 382 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,917 [ all together ] 383 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,917 Swellview's Got Talent! 384 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,583 All right. 385 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:41,792 I'm Danny Chest. 386 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,041 - We love you Danny Chest! 387 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,417 - Okaaay... 388 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:49,166 Now, last night we had 389 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:49,166 some problems here. 390 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,917 So, tonight is gonna be 391 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,917 a kind of "do-over" type deal. 392 00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:55,792 Sound good? 393 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,709 - Cool, thanks for buyin' 394 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,709 into the premise. 395 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:04,917 Okay! First up, 396 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:04,917 this guy can actually eat a... 397 00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:10,792 Uh-huh... 398 00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:10,792 oh really? 399 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:17,166 Apparently we had a 400 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:17,166 "sandwich sitch" backstage, 401 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:19,750 so we're gonna 402 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:19,750 show you that guy later. 403 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,583 And instead, we're gonna 404 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,583 start off the show 405 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:25,583 with two amazing kid dancers: 406 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:25,583 So let's bring 'em out! 407 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,875 Carl Markus and Piper Hart! 408 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:34,041 - Uh-oh. 409 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,625 - This should be interesting. 410 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,417 - No no no...we're not supposed 411 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,417 to go on 'til later! 412 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,709 - There's been a change! 413 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,709 You gotta go on now! 414 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,583 Okay! We're ready! 415 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,125 - No we're not! 416 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,166 - Piper and Carl! 417 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,125 On their way! 418 00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:54,500 - C'mon! 419 00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,041 - Wait! 420 00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,041 Wait! 421 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,542 The dancers need to pet 422 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,542 my ferret for good luck 423 00:14:58,583 --> 00:14:59,417 before they perform! 424 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:03,333 - There's no time! 425 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:07,166 - We failed. 426 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:10,709 Oh Fosset... 427 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,000 - All right, 428 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,000 let's give Piper and Carl 429 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:29,208 some encouragement! 430 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,875 - Dude, we told 'em 431 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,875 they wouldn't have to dance. 432 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:40,417 - I know. 433 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,625 - Well, Charlotte and Schwoz 434 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,625 haven't even rehearsed! 435 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:43,875 What are we gonna do?!? 436 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,333 - Watch. 437 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,333 Probably laugh. 438 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:48,959 Then judge. 439 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,792 - So, are you guys 440 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,792 feeling better 441 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,834 after what happened last night? 442 00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:55,208 - Uh, uh, yeah...much better. 443 00:15:55,250 --> 00:16:00,250 - Hmmm... 444 00:15:55,250 --> 00:16:00,250 that doesn't look like Carl. 445 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:03,125 - All right kids, 446 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:03,125 let's see what you got. 447 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,875 [ music plays ] 448 00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:16,083 ♪ Yeah watch me on the floor ♪ 449 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,041 - Uh, I just heard them say 450 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,041 that you're performing next. 451 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,667 - Yeah. 452 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,667 - Well then... 453 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:30,000 You'll need some good luck. 454 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:30,000 Pet my ferret. 455 00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:32,458 - Uh, I dunno man, it didn't 456 00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:32,458 work too well last night. 457 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,875 - Then pet harder. 458 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,875 Here... 459 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,250 - Ferrets...ferrets... 460 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,250 ferrets... 461 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,500 The Norwegian Ferret... 462 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,667 "Danger: Avoid contact 463 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,667 with Norwegian Ferrets, 464 00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:29,542 because they secrete 465 00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:29,542 powerful oils 466 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,750 that can cause 467 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,750 strange reactions, 468 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:33,875 such as tongue-chewing, 469 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:33,875 head vibrations, 470 00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:36,250 and loss of consciousness." 471 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,083 Hey! 472 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,625 - Hello. 473 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,625 Your beard looks fake. 474 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,583 - You're making the other 475 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,583 performers pet your ferret 476 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:56,250 so they'll pass out, 477 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:56,250 so then you can win first place! 478 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,083 - Ah. You figured 479 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,083 that out, did you? 480 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,667 - Sure did. 481 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,417 - Well, so did he. 482 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,625 - Who? 483 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,625 I don't see any-- 484 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,125 - Yesssss. 485 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,125 That's right. 486 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:14,583 Absorb my ferret's oil. 487 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:14,583 Enjoy your nap. 488 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,834 - Hey! 489 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,834 The spike thrower's attacking 490 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,709 our bearded 491 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,709 production assistant! 492 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,458 - No I'm not! 493 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,125 - Uh, yeah you are! 494 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,125 And that's against the rules! 495 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,834 - So? 496 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,834 - So you're disqualified. 497 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:29,667 - Oh, uh... 498 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:35,959 Well uh, I guess I've lost then. 499 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,834 So, I suppose I'll just uh-- 500 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,083 Ahhh! 501 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,083 - Stop him! 502 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,667 - Stop the show!!! 503 00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,291 - Thank you! 504 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,917 - Now Steven, you're not 505 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,917 supposed to be on stage. 506 00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:01,000 - You shut your stupid mouth, 507 00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:01,000 Danny Chest! 508 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,166 - Wow. 509 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,875 - Uh son, why don't you get off 510 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,875 the stage 'til it's your turn. 511 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:10,166 - No! I came on this show 512 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:10,166 to win back my girlfriend! 513 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,125 'Cuz Kid Danger 514 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,125 stole her from me! 515 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,583 [ crowd gasps ] 516 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,583 - Ahhhhh! 517 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,083 - Dude, I never stole 518 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,083 your girlfriend. 519 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,250 - You did too! 520 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,250 Back off Danny Chest! 521 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,709 - Hey! 522 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,917 - My girlfriend used to love me! 523 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,667 Until you got to be 524 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,667 Captain Man's sidekick! 525 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:32,291 Then she got all obsessed 526 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,458 with the "cool, 527 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,458 good-looking Kid Danger!" 528 00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,792 - What-what she look like? 529 00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,792 Is she cute? 530 00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,709 - She got a mom? 531 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:49,542 - You distracted 532 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:49,542 my girlfriend, so now... 533 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,750 Prepare to eat spike! 534 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,333 CAPTAIN MAN: Steven! 535 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,333 Don't be insane! 536 00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:59,125 Kid Danger has hyper motility. 537 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,125 - Wait, what's that, 538 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,125 some disease? 539 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:05,875 - Nooo! 540 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:05,875 It's a superpower. 541 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,834 - It means that if he throws 542 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,834 a Cuban zip spike at me, 543 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,917 I can just knock it away. 544 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,792 - Oh yeah? 545 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,792 Let's see you try! 546 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,166 - Uh, is there a nurse 547 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,166 in the audience? 548 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,458 - Could I switch 549 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,458 seats with you? 550 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,375 - All right! 551 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,375 Maybe I can't hurt Kid Danger... 552 00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,959 or Captain Man... 553 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,208 ...but I can hurt Danny Chest! 554 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,625 - You leave Danny Chest alone! 555 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,375 - Security! 556 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,375 Security! 557 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,000 - Should we uh...? 558 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,000 Maybe we should... 559 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,959 - Just jump in there? 560 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,959 I mean we are super... 561 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 - Nah he's good. He's good. 562 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 - They got it. They got it. 563 00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:02,166 - No! No! 564 00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:02,166 I did it for my girlfriend! 565 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,500 I just wanted 566 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,500 my girlfriend baaaack!!! 567 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,041 - Wow! 568 00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:08,917 Well, you all just saw it, 569 00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:08,917 live, right here 570 00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:10,917 on Swellview's Got Talent! 571 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:13,834 Piper Hart just saved my life! 572 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,291 - Danny Chest! 573 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,291 I love you! 574 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,917 - What the butt happened?!? 575 00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:39,542 [ oven bell ] 576 00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:39,542 - Mmm.