[ dog barking ]
[ sirens in distance ]
- Come on, man...
- Shhhhh.
- Will you please just say yes?
- Will you please shhhhh?!?
- I'll shhhhh if you teach me
how to fly the Man-Copter.
[ phone beeps ]
Come on--
- It's Charlotte.
Go for me.
- Okay, it's confirmed.
You're looking
for the Ballerino Brothers.
- I hate those guys. You know,
they're not even brothers.
I don't get why
you won't say yes--
- Do you get that
I'm on the phone?
Uh! You do not
snatch my phone like that!
- Will you please just teach me
to fly the Man-Copter?
- What have I told you
about using your
lightning fast reflexes
to snatch my stuff?
- You promised me
that you would.
- We will talk about it later.
Right now, we need to--Ah!
- Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Nice tutu see you.
- Well, if it isn't
the Ballerino Brothers.
- That's right.
And our favorite dance
is the Nutcracker.
Sweet.
- 'Kay, what about
Saturday morning?
You could teach me before work.
- You're too young to fly
the Man-Copter.
- Ohhhh!
Ohhh okay!
So I'm old enough to help you
beat up vicious ballet dancers,
but I'm not old enough
to fly the Man-Copter?
- It's not a question of age,
it's a question of experience
and training and--
- Uhhh...'scuze me?
Are we gonna fight,
or do you two need to see
a couples' therapist?
- Perhaps both.
You dancing punks.
- Punks?!?
We went to Juilliard!
- How could you say
I'm too young?
- You're not ready!
You're just a side-kick.
- Oh. Oh really?
- Oh!
Oh really.
- Oh. Oh oh yeah?
- Oh.
Oh oh yeah.
- Oh. Okay...
- Okay...
- Then let's make a deal.
- Aw, what kinda "deal?"
- If I knock out both
these Ballerinos, by myself...
- Haha okay...
- Yeah! Then you...
have to teach me how
to fly the Man-Copter.
- Kid, you--Okay, sure.
Tell ya what...
I'm gonna sit over here.
You fight these guys
by yourself.
- I will.
- Good luck.
- No. I don't need luck.
You know why?
- Ahhh!!!
- Wow, Kid.
Way to block that...
with your head.
- Okay, Ballerinos...
Let's dance.
- Ah, dang it,
I told Schwoz to pack
crunchy peanut butter.
- You watchin' this?
- Yeah.
- Hey Ballerino,
try usin' this.
- Hey! No no no.
Why would you do--
- Ahhh!
- Bravissimo!
- Hey! You can't help them
beat me up!
- Nah.
Never said that!
- Juilliard!!!
- Now you have to teach me
how to fly the Man-Copter.
- Nooo...no no.
- We had a deal!
- Yeah! The deal was you had to
knock out both Ballerinos!
- I did!
- No you didn't!
Look--that one's getting out
the dumpster right now.
- [ groans ]
- Ahhhh!
I'm allergic to peanuts!!!
- All right Kid, you win.
- I know.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then,
an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
[ phone rings ]
- Hello, Junk-N-Stuff.
- Uh...Listen,
I've called everywhere
Um...I'm looking for
an astronaut's helmet,
filled with red plastic eggs.
- Uhhh...hang on...
- I have an astronaut's helmet,
filled with orange plastic eggs.
- That's not what
I'm looking for! Bye!
- What a jerk.
- I didn't hang up yet!
- Ahhhh!
- Oh, hey Piper.
- I'm here on business.
- Is that my backpack?
- UTTT!
Paws off.
- But that's my backpack.
- It could be.
You wanna buy it?
- Nooo! I left that
at your house
when I was studying
with Henry.
- Exactly--my house,
which means this backpack
is now legally my property.
- But that's not fair.
- Hey! Life isn't fair,
and never will be,
so get used to it.
- Well...How much do you want
for my backpack?
- I dunno--50 bucks?
- Fift--I only paid 20 for it!
- Well, I'm assuming you want
the stuff inside, too.
- Come on!
- Look, I'm not
trying to be mean
or anything like that.
All I'm saying is you...
Hey, what's that thing?
- That just came in.
It's a old cotton candy machine.
- Cotton candy?!?
- Yep.
- I'll take it.
- Wait, I gotta find out
how much it costs.
- Uh, it COSTS one backpack.
- Okay.
If you give me my
backpack back,
you can have
the cotton candy machine.
- Nooo, not 'til
I'm sure it works.
Let's test it.
- All right...here.
I'll pour in some
cotton sugar...
- Hey...
Where'd you get
this astronaut's helmet,
filled with red plastic eggs?
- Awwwww, we had it!
- Hoohoohoo...
Hahaha! Yeah baby!
Henry Hart...
in the pilot seat!
Let's go!
Chew! Pew pew pew!
Pew! Pffddd...
- Move.
- What? Dude!
- Beautiful morning, ey?
- You're supposed to let me fly.
- Well, I assume you know
the first rule
of flying a helicopter.
- What?
- Shuttin' up.
Now...flying a helicopter
isn't for babies.
- What's your point?
- That you should read
this manual, cover to cover.
- All right.
I'll read that manual
if you swear on your life
that you read that manual
before you flew a helicopter.
- 'Kay, you don't have
to read the manual.
[ crash ]
- Owww!
Who threw this manual?
- Uh so-so...some guy.
- Charlotte, will you please
finish up the diagnostic test
so we can get this thing
up in the air? Thank you!
- Oh, sure. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean
to waste your guys' time
while I was pulling this
manual out of my eye.
- Apology accepted.
- It's okay.
- Here's your manual.
- D'ah!
- Hey, why are we
taking this helicopter?
I thought we were gonna
take the Man-Copter.
- Because...
Before you get to fly my
super-cool Man-Copter...
which does exist...
You first need to learn
on this rental helicopter.
- Okay, fine, whatever,
let's just start this thing,
okay, I just wanna fly.
- Hey hey hey...
it's not that easy.
- Oh it's not?
- No, it's not.
I mean, for example...
starting a helicopter...
nothing at all
like starting a car.
As you can see,
there are literally dozens
of buttons, levers and lights
all over the dashboard,
and it takes time
and experience...
Don't do that.
- But it started.
- I know but don't do that.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- But it started.
- What?
- Mmm??? What?
- Who started the helicopter!?
- Uhhh...
- Henry did.
- Well, we're not really sure--
- We're very sure, it was Henry.
- Well...
- Henry, did you start
the helicopter?
- Uh. Maybe!
I think so!
I'm pretty sure yeah!
Why does it matter?
I didn't mean to!
I'm sorry.
- Well, the next time you
wanna start a helicopter,
I'd appreciate it
if you'd please tell me,
so I can move my head away
from the large spinning blades!
- Dude, she's mad,
so just take off.
- Just hit the thing
and lift off.
- Wait! Hold on!
- Here we go!
- Flying away?
You're flying away?!?
Wait, hold on...
- Oh, no, bye!
- Byeee!
- I was in the middle of
expressing my thoughts!
Wait, hold on!
Don't you lift off!
- Ohh, can't hear you!
- Oh, it's really loud.
- Like wow, really loud.
- Because of the blades...
- Dont go without me!
Come back!
- We can't come back!
- We don't know how it works!
- You do too
know how it works!!!
- Back in a few!
- Now, as you can see,
one of the most important things
about flying a helicopter
is keeping the helicopter
high off the ground,
or, in more technical terms,
- Dude! Dude!
- Air--
- You said I could fly!
- Well yeah but first,
I gotta teach you!
- Then teach me
while I'm flying!
- Aaaahhh...all right,
you think you're ready
to fly this thing?
- Yeah, I really do!
- All right,
let's switch places.
- Okay!
- Yeah you coming to me?
- Okay, yeah yeah yeah...
- Come over here.
- Counter-clockwise...
- What, no, I go--
- Counter-clockwise...
- You go clockwise--
- I go counter-clockwise!
- All right, all right...
- Watch the banana!
- Whoah, whoah!
- You take the banana!
- I got the banana...
You get the stick. Got it?
- All right, all right...
- No, no, no!
- You got it, you got it!
- All right!
- Ahhh! Oh!
- Aww gosh!
There goes my banana.
Woo! Hahaha!
Yeah! Woo!
This isn't so hard!
- Yeah, just be careful.
- Yeah, no prob--
Hey, that's my soda!
- Yeah, well, I'm drinkin' it.
- No no, you better not!
- Don't tell me what I can
and cannot drink, Henry--
Whoah--no!
Dang it!
- Schwoz...
just come pick me up!
Because Ray
and Henry left me here
and I don't know when they're...
Soda!!!
- HEY! IT'S NOT COOL
TO DROP SODA BOTTLES FROM TH--
D'ah, they can't hear me.
- Mmmmm, look at
all that cotton candy.
I'm gonna eat
that cotton candy.
- Well be careful,
you don't wanna eat
too much sugar.
- Haha, there's not that much
sugar in cotton candy.
- Yeah there is.
- Okay, what's your
shirt made of?
- Cotton.
- And is there any sugar
in your shirt?
- Wh...Well, no.
- Then what are you
talking about?!?
- Nothing. All right?
Now, just gimme my backpack.
- Sure, just gimme 10 bucks.
- No no no no no,
we made a deal, all right,
you give me my backpack
for the cotton candy machine.
- Now it's 20 for arguing.
- It's not fair
to change the deal!
- I need twenty bucks
AND the cotton candy machine
or else you d--
- Ahhhhhh!!!
- Whooaa, awesome!
- No! It's not awesome,
the machine's gone crazy!
- So turn off the machine.
[ grunting ]
- Aw! No-no!
The lever broke!
I can't turn it off!
- Then pull the plug.
- Wait, what?!?
- Ulch...
- Here! Here!
Eh! Eh!
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
- Nope.
- Wait! Charlotte!
Help us!
- Don't help me,
I'm fine.
- What happened in here?!?
- We turned on
the cotton candy machine,
and now we can't turn it off!
- Well, how much cotton sugar
did you put in there?
- These two jugs.
And about eight more.
- Jasper.
Why would y--Ugh...
All right.
Don't worry about it.
- Why don't worry?!?
- Because...
it's gonna stop eventually.
- Ooo, then what?!?
- Then...we'll gather
up all the cotton candy,
put it outside that door,
then we get the hose,
and spray down the cotton candy,
so it all washes away.
- Hey! Y'know what
we can do in the meantime?
- No, what?
- What can we do?
- Wooohoooo!!!
- She makes a good point.
- Wooooo!
Yeah!
- Wooooo!
Hahahaha!
Yo! Yo-yo-yo!
Helicopters are heli-fun!
Y'know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah.
- Y'know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah I know what you're sayin.
- Y'know what I'm sayin'?
- I know what you're saying!
- Hey hey...
look look look!
We're not that far
from Junk-N-Stuff!
- Yeah so?
- So c'mon,
let's fly over the shop
so Charlotte, Schwoz
and Jasper can see us!
- Uh, no no no.
No. The answer is no.
- Ah, yeah...
of course the answer is no.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- That you're against fun.
- What?!?
- You hate fun.
You're a fun-killer.
- No I'm not.
I love fun.
- Then let's fly over
Junk-N-Stuff.
- No, 'cuz I think we should
fly over Junk-N-Stuff.
- What, yeah,
that's what I want to do.
- Yeah, haha, after I wanted to.
- Uh, what, what?
- J-just just be quiet
and fly over Junk-N-Stuff
so we can have some fun!
All right!
I'm just trying to
have some fun, okay?
I mean, unless
you're against fun.
- Nah, I'm pro-fun.
- Oh! Oh yeah...
yeah, sure, sure.
'Cuz I'm...
'Cuz I'm pro-fun.
- What?
- Nothing.
Just fly.
- [ grunting ]
Moving a thousand pounds
of cotton candy is hard work.
- Well, y'know what'll
make it easier next time?
- What?
- If you DON'T dump ten
entire jugs of cotton sugar
into the cotton candy machine
all at once.
- Y'know, anyone can criticize.
- Yeah,
but I'm really good at it.
Now, I'll get the rest of
that cotton candy over there,
and you get that pile.
- To the pile!
Ahhhhhh!!!
- What?!?
- I...I felt something!
There's an animal in there!
- An animal?
- Piper?!?
- Oh my god!!!
- Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
- What's wrong with her?!?
- I...I think she's
in a cotton candy coma.
- Ohhh, I love it.
- Ha! All right...
this is officially
the most fun I've ever had.
- Yeah. Just keep flying
towards Junk-N-Stuff.
I'm trying to make a list
for the supermarket.
- Oh, sorry.
- 'Kay I need meat...
I need peanut butter...
crunchy.
assorted crackers...
- Henry!!!
- Whoa whoa what,
geez man, what?!?
- You don't look
through binoculars
while you're flying
a helicopter!
- Oh...
But I saw some
cheerleaders down there!
Look, cheerleaders!
- I don't care what y--
Cheerleaders?
- Yeah!
- Gimme those.
- What? Oh.
- Ohhhh yeah.
Uh-huh.
That is a cheerful
group of ladies.
- Hey!
Hey hey hey!
- What's up?
I bet those
cheerleaders would love
to take a selfie with
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Yeah, I bet they would.
[ blowing bubbles ]
- Lookin' good, Captain Man.
- Feelin' good, Kid Danger.
- All right, I'll take us down
and land by the cheerleaders.
- Uh, no no no.
Let-let me land.
- Nah, it's cool.
I can land.
- Have you ever
landed a helicopter?
- Uh...Well no but--
- Okay, so you've never
landed a helicopter,
but somehow, you know exactly
how to land a helicopter.
- Uh...I don't think it's
that hard to land a helicopter.
- Well, it's very hard
to land a helicopter.
And that's why
I'm gonna do it.
- No! No! No!
You just wanna land
so you can show off
in front of the cheerleaders!
- Hey guess what,
you're right,
now switch places with me.
- What? No! No!
- Hello, this is your
Captain speaking.
Now get outta that seat!
- No!
I wanna land it myself!
- Henry, I'm not playing!
- Hey! No!
- Move out of that seat!
- What are you doing?
- Move! Get out of there!
- You did not just touch me!
- Hey...I think that's
the helicopter Ray rented.
- Oh yeah.
Uh! Let's wave.
- Hiiiiiii!!!
- Hey guys!!!
- Hey down here!
- Look at us!
- Outta' that seat!
I am the man!
You are the child!
Do you understand--
WAHHHHhhhh
AAHHHhhhh...
- Okay...Okay...
It's all good.
It's okay..It's okay...
He's indestructible...
so it's not a problem...
that he flew outta
the helicopter...
- Hey...did Ray and Henry
throw somethin'
out of the helicopter?
- Yeah...
looks like a...
a Captain Man action figure.
- Oh yeah. It does.
[ faint screaming ]
- Wait...do you hear
something?
- Uh, yeah.
Sounds like...
That's not an action figure!
- Oh my god, it's Ray!
- Uh, d'ah, uh,
d'umm...uh...
- Wait wait wait!
- What?!?
- He's gonna land
on the cotton candy!
- Oh yeah, he is!!!
- This is perfect!
- I know!
It's so serendipitous.
[ screaming gets louder ]
- Ooo, he's about to land!
- Come on!
Come on Ray!
You can do it!
Right in there!
Right in that big pile...
- You'll be fine!
- AHHHH--oof.
- So close.
- Mhm...
- Owwwwww!
I'm okay.
- Okay...soooo...
where do you guys wanna go?
- We wanna go
wherever you wanna go.
[ giggling ]
- Good answer.
- [ screams ]
- Whoa! Whoa!
Oh wow, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't--I did not
mean to do that.
I'm so sorry.
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm.