- Oh! Missed me!
Ah! Keep tryin'!
Ah! Got me there!
Ooo, that was close.
- [ chuckling ]
- That was pretty great right.
- Hey guys, guess what
just happened--
Ahh! My nose!!!
- Who threw that ball?
- Yeah who?!
I mean, I'm oh-kay...
But who?!?
- Eh...Charlotte!
- I didn't throw that ball!
- You did too! She did!
Jasper, you saw!
Wasn't it Charlotte who--
Oh, my nose!
- THAT was me.
- Ahhh, lookit!
My nose is bleeding.
From both holes!
- Don't fret, Schwoz.
Captain Man knows how
to fix a nose bleed.
Two hot dogs, plain.
- Hot dogs?
- Shhhhhh.
COMPUTER:
Two hot dogs. Plain.
- Hey Hen! Guess what
I'm training for.
- Uhhh...does it
involve bouncing?
- Kinda.
Let me give you a hint.
- He's training for
a three-on-three
Dodge-A-Leen tournament.
- Awww, your hint
revealed too much!
- Hey...I've heard of
Dodge-A-Leen.
- Owwie! Be gentle.
- Oh, hush.
Isn't that basically just
dodgeball on trampolines.
- Pretty much.
- Yeah, I thought so.
- W-wait, So, who are the two
other players on your team?
- Well, one is Piper...
- Wh--my little sister Piper?
- Yeah! She's small,
so it makes her hard to hit,
and she's naturally vicious!
- That is true.
- Tell him who you want
the third member
of your Dodge-A-Leen
team to be.
- Wellll...
He's about this tall...
- Alllll right, I get it.
- He's handsome...
Oh God, stop.
I can't take this anymore.
- So will you be on my team?
- Yeah, sure man, sounds fun.
- I know! 'Cuz with your
new superpower...
your uh...
hydro-mo-diddly...
- Hyper-motility.
- Yeah yeah.
With your insane hand-speed
and footspeed,
the other teams won't be able
to lay a ball on you!
[ grunting ]
- Wait wait waaaiiit a minute...
- Oh heeeere it comes.
- All right, okay.
- Lemme guess.
You have some reason
why this is bad,
or wrong, or dangerous,
or too much fun.
- Uh, I have a reason...
Henry's superpower
is for fighting crime.
Not for bouncing
and dodging balls.
- Yeah. He can't use his
superpower to win competitions.
- You're a fun squasher.
- Yeah.
- Okay, you better
take that back...
- No.
- Or when you ask me
to be on your team,
I'm gonna say no.
- I take it back.
- Good.
- Will you be on my team?
- No
- She tricked me...
- Sorry Kid.
Alright Schwoz,
I want you to keep those
hot dogs up your nose
for another--
- [ burp ]
- Did you eat those
bloody nose hot dogs?
- I'll never tell.
- Ewww...
- Okaaay,
comin' up next, we got...
the Jumpin' Jaspers...
who'll be goin' up against
the Bilsky Bouncers.
- Yeah, that's right!
I'm Mitch! And I am back!
The Mitch is back!
- Back from what?
- Back from...shut up, Hart!
- Good one.
- Hey guys, I'm ready to play.
- Dude, you don't stuff
your face fulla food
right before a match!
- Don't tell me how
to live my life.
- Hey, I'm going
to the bathroom real quick.
- Why?
- To take a tennis lesson.
- Uh...okay.
Well, since you were just
very sarcastic to me,
now you can't have a lick
of my ice cream cone.
- Hey, check out this mischief.
- Hey! Who just heaved
that ball?!
- [ choking ]
- Okay! Both teams ready?
- Uhhh...come on, you okay?
- Hey hey, what's wrong?
- He won't stop choking.
- Oliver!
- Dude, wake up!
- C'mon!
You guys got three players
ready to go or not?
- Uhhh, one sec!
Henry, you have to
join our team!
- Dude, I totally would,
but Ray said
I can't use my superpower
for stuff like this.
- Ray's not here!
- Charlotte is!
- So?
- So if I join your team
you know she's gonna
give me that look.
- What look?
- Um, are we gonna
play Dodge-A-Leen?
Or are you two just gonna
stand here and kiss?
- We're just good friends!
- Ooh, we're just good friends.
My name's Henry Hart and
I got a bunch a' good friends!
Duma-dum-dee-dum.
- Ha ha!
- All right...
Let's dodge some balls.
- Yeah!
- It's go time!
- Woo!
- Yeah! Come on!
PIPER: I'm a girl!
- If you get hit with a ball,
you're out!
If you throw a ball
and your opponent catches it,
you're out!
When all three team members
are out--you lose!
When I say "dodge"--
you dodge!
- Hey, where did Henry g--
- All right, here we go.
[ blows whistle ]
Dodge!!!
- You're out!
- Awwww!
- Ah!
- You're gone!
- Dang it!
- NAIL 'IM!
- You're gone!
And you're gone!
[ whistle ]
And now it's down
to one against one!
[ whistle ]
- Game!!!
[ cheering ]
- And the Jumpin' Jaspers
advance to the next round!
- We won!
- Yeah!
- Next round baby!
- Round two!
- Yeah round two baby! Yeah!
- Oh my god, that was great.
- There's the look.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then,
an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
- Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
- No, no, no--the best part
was the look on their faces
when you dodged all those balls.
Like...Waaah! H'yaaah!
- Yeah! The best part
was when I kicked the ball
right into Mitch's face,
and he was all...ahhh.
[ both talking at once ]
- Hey guys!
- What are you guys
laughin' about?
- Oh, uh, just uhhh...
- We were just like...
- We were just talking...
- I texted him...
- Yeahhh....
- And I didn't see him...
- And I was like ah, yeah so...
- Soo, like....
- So, how's it going?
- So, how you doing?
- Okay...
I feel like there's
somethin' goin' on here,
and you guys don't wanna
tell me what it is.
- Naw, nothings goin' on...
- No, nothing at all...
I didn't mean to do
anything bad!
- What--Jasper don't--
- Oliver choked on a food bar
and passed out!
- Stop talking.
- So I had to either forfeit
or ask Henry to play!
- Ah, nice job.
- I know Henry wasn't
supposed to use
his hyper motility
to play Dodge-A-Leen,
but he said he would play
and we won,
but now I'm scared
of the consequences!
- You've killed us.
- Henry...?
Did you seriously
use your superpower
to win a game of dodgeball
played on trampolines?
- Yeah. Yeah I did, okay.
- Wh--I--ah!
Charlotte, how could you
allow this to happen?
- Me?!
- Well you're
the responsible one.
- I was in the bathroom!
- Why?
- Wh--Why?!?
Because I drink liquids.
- Okay. You promise
to never do it again?
- No, I'm doin' it
again tomorrow.
- What...Tomorrow?!?
- With all dude respect...
you're not the boss of me
when I'm not working, so...
- Oh...
Okay. I see.
Okay. Well you just
keep on playin' then.
- Really?
I mean, you're cool with it?
- No...
But you just keep on playin'.
- What does that mean?
- Nothin'.
- But, it kinda sounded like...
- Nothing. Okaaay?
- 'Kay.
- 'Kayy...
- 'K...
'K...
- Whoa, yeah man,
this must be the place.
- This sure must be the place.
- All riiiight.
- How did my life become this?
- Look, we need to teach Henry
a lesson so he'll never...
Uh...yo, miss Dude.
Yo, miss Dude.
- Yes?
- Uh, we wanna enter
the Dodge-A-Leen tournament.
- Yah baby.
We are excited to
throw some balls
at other peoples.
- Well, sorry, but if you
wanted to be in the tournament
you had to sign up
by last Friday.
- Uh...like, we get that, but--
- Hey. Hey hey.
Soooo...
maybe you will let us play
in the tournament
if we bribe you with this money.
- Oh good lord.
- All right...c'mere...
- So, um, why don't
I take this...
and here are some passes...
Now, go sign in
and you can play.
- Thanks...but first...
- Ha!
- Schwoz!
- Look! Now we got the passes,
and we get our money back!
- Then what was
the point of the bribe?
- What you mean?
- If you were gonna zap her,
you coulda just done that
in the first place,
and then taken the passes
- So your bribe
was just a waste of time.
- Yeah.
- Eh, next time.
- Let's do this!
- I...
Will you say something to him!
- Yeah, Jasper, buddy,
will ya please put on a shirt
that goes all the way
down to your pants?
- Why? We're in round two.
And this'll show 'em
that we play to win.
- Nooo. all it's gonna show 'em
is that you've got
a weird belly button!
- What's wrong with it?
- Just...
- Awww, what is this?
- What's what?
- Um, nothin'...
Will sign us in, please.
- Sure.
- Thank you.
- Anything to get away
from that weird hole.
- Hey, I'm gonna
go to the bathroom
to look at something
- Your belly button?
- Nooo.
- Uh, heyyyy.
- Whooaaa, check out
the competition.
- Yah! Look who it is!
That guy!
- I'd rather be
anywhere but here.
- Okay, what are you guys doin',
will you get outta here?
- Whoooaaa! No can do, broseph.
- Yahhh, you better
check your privilege.
- Why are you guys here?
- To make sure you don't
win this competition
by misusing yoursuperpower.
- [ scoffs ]
Oh really?
And how ya gonna do that?
- Well, if you don't
quit and drop out,
we're gonna have to beat you.
- Oh really?
Well my reflexes are about
a hundred times
faster than yours, so...
how are you gonna do that?
- Easy.
With this...
- You're gonna beat me
by wiggling your fingers?
- Noooo!
By using this special glove
that Schwoz made.
- I didn't get a special glove.
What makes that glove
so special?
- Well, let's just say...
it makes person throw balls
a little faster than normal.
Observe.
CHARLOTTE: Uh, is Oliver okay?
SCHWOZ: Yeah, he's okay.
- Impressive...
But uh, my hyper-motility
still makes me
a little bit faster than you.
- You're not that fast.
- Well, then how did
I pull Schwoz's pants down,
without any of you noticing?
- Pfftt. You didn't
pull Schwoz's pa--oh.
- See you guys on the tramps.
- I don't wanna see this.
- Come on.
Would you pull your pants up?!
- Okay, we're down
to just six teams
for this year's
Dodge-A-Leen tournament.
First up, we got
the Jumpin' Jaspers
playing against
the Dodger Dolls.
[ whistle ]
- Dodge!
[ whistle ]
- You lose!
- And the Jumpin' Jaspers
advance!
Now we've got the Smack Masters
against Bro-Force One!
- Dodge!
You're out!
[ whistle ]
You lose!
[ cheering ]
- You lose!!!
[ whistle ]
That's game!!!
- Bro Force One!
Bro Force One! Yeah!
- All right people, this is it!
The Dodge-A-Leen finals!
- On the North tramp,
we're gonna have...
Bro Force One!
- Bro Force One!
Taking names, dodgin balls.
- All right!
- Yeah!
- Yeah man! Dodge-A-Leen
- What it izzzz!
- Hi everyone.
- And on the South tramp,
we're gonna have
The Jumpin' Jaspers!
[ cheering ]
- Okay, teams. It's tramp time!
- All right! Both teams...
Hey!
No glaring.
- Uh, sorry.
- I didn't know.
- Ready?
[ whistle ]
Dodge!!!
[ cheering ]
- Come on!
- Oh no...
don't throw
a ball at my foot.
- You're out!
- Darn it.
- Waaaaahhhhh!!!
- Uh, Piper flew away!
- Jasper, look!
- What the--
Ah!
- You're out!
- Nooooo!
- Ayyyeee!!
- You're out!
- C'mon. I dare you. I dare you.
[ gasps ]
- You're out!
- What the--?!?
- Piper, you got him!
[ chuckles ]
- No way, dude!
She was already out!
- No she wasn't!
- The girl was never
hit by a ball,
I did not call her out--
so you lost!
- You're not gonna call
me out for that!
[ both shouting ]
[ blowing whistle ]
[ laughing ]
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm.