- Hey...
Hey Mom, Mom...
- What, what?
- I uh, I gotta go to work,
but I'm not feelin' too good.
Is there any orange juice?
- I think we're out.
[ all coughing ]
[ groans ]
- So, we're all sick?
- Well--
- No, I'm fine.
I'm not sick
and I'm going to play
in the Dadminton tournament.
- Wait, what's "Dadminton?"
- It's a badminton tournament,
for Dads only.
So Mom can't play.
- Mom doesn't care!
- Mom, I'm ready.
- Oh baby, c'mon,
you were up sick all night,
you can't go.
- AHHHH!!!!
- Yeah, still can't go.
- Henry, will you
please tell Mom
what a big deal Glozella is?!?
- It's a big deal.
What's Glozella?
- Ugh! It's a huge
music festival,
and it's in Swellview this year,
and Glozella is hosting it,
and I love music and Glozella
so I'm going!!!
- Piper, I'm sorry,
but you are too sick
to go to Glozella.
- Mom!!!
- And you are too sick
to play nerd tennis...
- Wife!!!
- And you are too sick
to go to work.
- Oh come on!
My boss is expecting me
to go do a hard day's work.
And you're sayin'
I should just...
just sit at home and...
and chill and relax?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
I just gotta...
I just gotta call my boss
and--and tell him
I'm not comin' in.
I usually make
my calls outside...
on the porch...
by myself--okay.
Hey Ray...
[ coughing ] Ray...
- Hey, you're supposed
to be getting to work now,
why aren't you here?
- Uh, 'cuz I can't
come in to work--I'm sick.
- Oh, so you're in the hospital?
- Uh... Well, no,
I'm not in the hospital
but I'm not feelin' that--
- Henry, we're crime fighters.
And since criminals don't
blow off work when they're sick,
neither do Captain Man
and Kid Danger. You catchin' my
wave?
- Ray...
- I mean, you ever seen
me blow off work?
- Okay, that's not fair!
- Why is it not fair?
- Because!
You've been indestructible
since you were eight,
you can't get sick!
- That's right, so...
be more like me.
- Look, my mom says I can't
come in to work, so...
- Your mom?
- Yeah.
- Want me to come talk to her?
- Okay, you know what?
I'll be there in ten minutes.
- Nehahahahaha!
- Yeah...
aw yeah...
that's nice...
look at me...
- [ coughing ]
Hey everybody.
- Hi, Henry.
- Hey, Hen.
- [ sneezes ]
- No sneezing.
- Hey, you sick, too?
- Nooo, I'm just collecting
a giant pile of dirty tissues.
- That's gross.
- Hey everybody!
- Hey what's up?
- Hey Schwoz.
- Since it's Saturday morning,
look what I brought!
Cupcakes!
- Oh!
- Sweet.
- Hey Henry,
grab me one would ya?
- Uh, yeah sure.
- Daaaahh!!!
- Dang it, Schwoz!!!
- Aw, the cupcakes...
- Everything's fine.
- What's goin' on with him?
- I dunno.
He's acting kinda'...
[ coughs ]
- Ugggghhh,
am I gonna have to listen
to that all day?
[ blows nose ]
- Uh hey, y'know my
whole family's sick, too?
- No.
Jasper, how you feelin'?
- Great.
Just gettin' a little tired
of holding these paints.
- Higher.
- Hello.
So uh...
did anyone here recently
go into my science laboratory?
- Well, yeah.
- You sent me, Charlotte
and Jasper there on Thursday.
- To put labels on your beakers.
- Okay, well...
I think I did a bad thing.
- What did you do?
- Well, you know how
I've always wanted to be famous?
By curing some terrible disease?
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
- So, I figured...
the fastest way
to come up with a cure
was to create my own
terrible disease.
- What?!?
- What?
- Ah...Classic Schwoz.
- Hold on. Hold on.
Are you're saying
that you think
we have that disease
that you created?
- Well...
- He--he doesn't know that!
I mean, maybe we just
have a cold or...
or the flu or...
or dandruff!
- Yeah, Schwoz, you don't
know why they're sick,
you're not a doctor.
- I know what I'm talking about!
Look at Henry's
pinky fingers!
- Oh yeah.
Why are they green?
- It's one of the symptoms
of my disease.
- Ahhhh!!!
My pinkies are green, too!
- Let me see!
[ bell rings ]
- Yah.
You both have my disease.
- Ahhhh great!
- Well, what about Jasper?
He was with us.
He touched your beakers.
Does he have your disease?
- Let me see here...
- [ giggles ]
[ buzzer sounds ]
- Jasper is clean, no disease.
- Well we have it,
why doesn't he?!?
- I-I don't know why
Jasper doesn't have it.
He should.
My disease is very contagious.
- Well, what do
Henry and I do now?!?
- Yeah!
And what about my family?!?
- I can answer that.
Schwoz, you better
come up with a cure
for your stupid disease.
- Okay...
- And until he does...Henry,
since you're both contagious,
you and Charlotte are
gonna have to be quarantined
in your house,
with your family.
- What is quarantined?
- It means that they
all have to stay inside,
so they don't spread the disease
to the normal people
of Swellview.
- Well--well,
what about you?
- Haha!
Don't worry about me.
Old Uncle Ray's indestructible,
which means...
can't get sick.
[ coughs ]
- AHHHHHH!!!
I don't know.
- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wh-wh-wha...
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then,
an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
- Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
[ all coughing
and groaning ]
- Oh, will you stop
itchin' and moanin'?
- Yeah, we're just
as sick as you.
- But you don't understand!
My head! Like...
Awww it like...aches!
- Okay,that's called
"a headache."
- Well I don't like it!
Ow!
- Okay.
How's everyone doing?
- How are we doing?
- Look at our fingers.
- D'aaaahh!
Ehhh...
Nothing to worry about.
- I don't get this!
I'm indestructible!
How's your freakish disease
making me sick?!?
- I guess I'm just really good
at creating freakish diseases.
- So you're positive
we're not gonna die?
- Of course!
Well at least not until
all of your fingers
and thumbs turn green.
- WHAT?!?
- THEN WE DIE?!?
- Look, you all just go inside
so I can get back
to working on the cure.
- Wait but what if Henry's
parents try to leave the house?
- Don't worry...
I brought Bork
to guard the door.
- Oh hey.
- Heya Bork.
- [ Bork grunts ]
- Bork, come help
me outta here!
- AHHHH!!!
Thanks.
- [ Bork grunts ]
- Hey...
- Hi Henry.
- Hello.
- Oh my gosh,
is Charlotte sick too?
- Yeah.
- So's my boss.
- That's right but...
But I'm not too sick
to notice a pretty li--
[ coughing ]
I need my pills.
Give me my pi--
Awww, come on!
- Ah! Look honey...
their fingers
are turning green too!
- Yeah, well...
That's why I'm takin'
us all to the doctor.
- You can't!
- Uh, actually you can't...
- Mom, Dad, Piper...
this is uh...
- My name is
Doctor Schwarmalensen.
- Yeah, that.
He's from the uh...
- The Swellview County
Health Department.
- That's right.
I'm sorry but you must
all be quarantined.
- Quarantined?!?
- Yes.
You see, little girl...
when people get upset tum-tums,
sometimes they have--
- Will you quit talking to me
like I'm an idiot?
- It just means that
we have to stay here,
in this house,
until he says we're cured.
- Uh, yes,
that's right, uh...
- Okay, sorry
Doctor Schwankelsen,
but I'm not going to the doctor,
and I don't want to sit
in this stupid house all day.
- Piper...
- I'm going to Glozella!
- No! No no...
- Please don't.
- [ growls ]
- I've decided to stay here.
- [ growling ]
- Okay, I don't mean
any disrespect,
but I just don't see why
we can't go see our own doctor.
- No!
If you come into contact
with the public,
you could infect
every person in Swellview.
- Yeah mom, we're contagious,
we can't risk
infecting other people.
- Hey...
uh, where did that
bratty little girl go?
- Piper went out the back!
- We gotta stop her!
- Piper!
- Hey! Quit it!
Put me down you...
you large man!
- Yes...
I think you will all
find escape quite impossible.
See you soon!
- [ giggling ]
Hey Schwoz, I don't
understand what's going on.
- Yeah, I know that.
- Well...can you explain
what you're doing to me?
- Okay.
I'm examining you,
so I can find out why
you didn't get sick,
and that way I can cure
the other peoples.
- Oh okay, now I get it.
- Yeah, 'cuz I dumbed
it down for you.
Now...I need to take
a tiny bit of your blood,
so I can examine it.
- Well, okay.
- Now, this might hurt
just a lot.
- What do you mean
by just a lo--
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Did you feel that?
- Yeah I felt it!
- Good.
Now, I will take
a little bit of your blood.
- Wait, wait, wait.
[ machine beeps ]
- There!
One gallon of your blood.
And now...
- Wh...
what are you doin' now?
- I'm putting some of your blood
into this plasmiotic fluid...
and if it's flammable...
we have our cure.
Flambé! It works!
- So now you can make a cure
for Henry and everybody?
- Well...
With one gallon of your blood...
I can make enough cure...
for two peoples.
- But we need to cure
six peoples.
- Yeah, I'm gonna need
a lot more of your blood.
- But, you already
took a whole gallon!
I-I don't think my body
has much more blood to give!
- Hey, who's the doctor here?
- No one!
- True.
Here, eat this raw meat.
[ coughing and groaning ]
- Oh god, everything hurts...
[ screaming and crying ]
I'm so sick!
- Ah!
Ah!
Char...
Charlotte...
Hey...Charlotte...
look at my fingers.
- AHHHHHHH!!!
- Ahhh!!!
- Ahhhhh...
uhhhhh...
- Ya! Go for Schwoz!
- Hello?
- Hi Henry!
I'm almost ready
with the cure.
I just need a little
more blood from Jasper.
- Nooooo...
I'm outta blood!
- Just...
please hurry...
- What?
Did you drop your phone?
Did your screen break?!?
D'ahhh!
Oh...
Okay Jasper...
- What now?
- I just need a little
bit more of your blood.
- But I don't think
there's any more blood
in me that I can spare!
- Sure there is.
- Wh-what are you doing?!?
- Squeezing you.
To get more blood to come out.
- What?!?
- C'mon...
give it up...
- No...NO!
- C'mon...
- Ahhh!
- Don't be shy.
- Ahhh! Schwoz!
- Ray...
Ray...
- Ray...Ray...
Listen...
You can't,
you can't eat that.
You're too sick.
- But I'm so hungry.
I gotta eat something.
Hey...
Hey what's wrong
with my mouth?
What's wrong with my mouth?
- Listen...
Hey buddy listen...
listen...listen...
Schwoz told me...
that one of the final
symptoms of his disease...
is lockjaw.
- Lockjaw?!?
- No...Lockjaw.
I said lockjaw!
That's what I said.
- Oh yeah yeah yeah...
that's why you can't
open your mouth.
- Ah!
But I'm so hungry!
- Well you can't eat if
you can't open your mouth, man.
- Yes I can!
I can!
I'm special...
Ahhh!!!
[ crying ]
I just want the chicken...
- Come in...
- Come in.
[ all coughing and moaning ]
- Hello, how's everyone doing?
[ moans ]
Great!
Now look, everyone!
I brought the cure!
- Ooh!
- Huh?
See, it's right he--
- Ahhh!
- D'ahhhhh!!!
Oh my god!!!
The cure is ruined!
- I gotta have it...
- Hahahahahahaha...
Stop that...I was kidding!
- What the butt?!?
- Hahahahahha!
I got you all so good! Ha!
See?
Here's the real cure!!!
Yah yah, drink it down
and your disease
will go bye bye.
- Ah!
- Yuck! Ah!
- Now...now what happens?
- Well, uh now you might
all start experiencing
a bit of shaking
and/or twitching.
But it could take
a few minutes before...
Ah, there it goes.
- Did...did it work?
- My fingers!
They're...
they're greenless!
- Ha!
I can move my jaw again.
Hahaha oh man...
How you feelin'?
- I...
I think I'm okay.
- Yeah...
I'm okay too.
- Didn't ask you.
- Oh stop...
- Okay...
Mom or Dad,
which one of you is
gonna drive me to Glozella?
- Ulch! After what we've
all just been through?
- Are you batty?
- We are not driving
you to Glozella.
- Fine.
Then I'll drive myself.
- No wait!
- C'mon!
- Piper!!!
- Piper!
- You are not driving my car!!!
- You are too young to drive!!!
- You don't even
know how to drive!!!
- Whew.
Crazy day, right?
- Hey, let's go talk outside.
- No, I don't want to.
- Yeah c'mon.
- Aww let's just go outside.
- It'll be fine.
- Come on.
- I think you are all
very mad at me...
- No, no...
- No. We're not mad.
- I-I don't feel good
about this...
- Bork, little help?
- Hey, why are you...
No! This makes
me uncomfortable!
Ayeee!
- Whoops.
- I need to put on
my safety belt!
- Ahhhh!
Stop this crazy thing!
- [ car brakes screech ]
- [ crash ]
- I'm okay!
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm.