1 00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:02,208 Previously on Henry Danger... 2 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,917 - How could you have 3 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,917 accidentally 4 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:05,583 released one of the FBI's 5 00:00:05,625 --> 00:00:06,625 most dangerous criminals? 6 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:10,625 I gotta go fight a really 7 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:10,625 bad guy. Drex. 8 00:00:10,667 --> 00:00:12,583 And I got to fight him alone. 9 00:00:12,625 --> 00:00:14,458 You had a sidekick... 10 00:00:15,542 --> 00:00:16,875 before me? 11 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:18,750 Why did you hire such a 12 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:18,750 bad guy to be your sidekick? 13 00:00:18,792 --> 00:00:21,458 He seemed perfect at the time. 14 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:24,583 If you're going to see your old 15 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:24,583 sidekick then I'm going. 16 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,500 What if it's a trap? 17 00:00:26,542 --> 00:00:27,375 Ohhh... 18 00:00:27,417 --> 00:00:28,709 No don't put your hand in the... 19 00:00:33,041 --> 00:00:34,125 You! 20 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:35,125 Old friend. 21 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:35,917 [Grunts] 22 00:00:35,959 --> 00:00:37,083 I have a gift for you. 23 00:00:37,625 --> 00:00:38,542 Hey! 24 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:39,458 Hey! Let me in! 25 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,291 Leave him alone! 26 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:48,583 Drex is on the loose, I've got 27 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:48,583 to get this stupid thing off my 28 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:48,583 head. 29 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:50,917 Until then, I'm useless. 30 00:00:50,959 --> 00:00:52,709 I can't take on Drex. 31 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,083 Where are you going? 32 00:00:55,542 --> 00:00:56,458 Here. 33 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:58,458 Up the tube. 34 00:01:00,709 --> 00:01:01,709 What just happened? 35 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:03,542 I think Henry just quit his job. 36 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:05,750 - You can't blame Henry, 37 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:08,959 I mean, everyone expects him 38 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:08,959 to act like a superhero, 39 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,583 and he doesn't even 40 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,583 have one super power. 41 00:01:11,625 --> 00:01:14,166 - Yeah...well, 42 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,583 maybe we need to fix that. 43 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:18,792 Schwoz... I think it's time. 44 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:21,250 - For me to get my colonoscopy? 45 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,500 - What?! Nooo! Gross! 46 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,875 - But my colon! 47 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:28,792 - I want you to call 48 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:28,792 Schwabbit and Kooschtello! 49 00:01:28,834 --> 00:01:30,083 - Schwah-who? 50 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:33,125 - Two very powerful people 51 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:33,125 from my homeland. 52 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:39,834 - Ah, man, I am exhausted. 53 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:41,583 - Ray, no, wait wait wait-- 54 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:41,583 ahhhhh!!! 55 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:45,500 - Why's this couch so lumpy? 56 00:01:45,542 --> 00:01:47,000 - Ahh! You're crushing me! 57 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:49,750 - It all just kinda happened. 58 00:01:49,792 --> 00:01:51,458 I wanted an after-school job. 59 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,166 But then, 60 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,166 an indestructible superhero 61 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:54,792 hired me to be his sidekick. 62 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:55,542 - Ah! 63 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:56,959 - Now we blow bubbles... 64 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,792 and fight crime. 65 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,792 - Feels good. 66 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:00,709 [ music ] 67 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:15,166 - Call it. 68 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:15,166 - Up the tube! 69 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:18,458 - Aw, my boot! 70 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:18,458 - Ha! 71 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:29,000 - And now, it's the viral video 72 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:29,000 everyone's talking about. 73 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:32,208 - Spanky spank your butt! Do da! 74 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:32,208 Do da! 75 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:32,208 - Really? Come on. 76 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:33,500 - Stupid news. 77 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:35,709 - All the do dah day... 78 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:35,709 - Stop! 79 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:41,083 - Spanky-Spanky Spank your butt 80 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:41,083 oh doo dah day... 81 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:43,166 - Kid Danger's gettin' spanked! 82 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,125 - Stupid reaction to the news. 83 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,041 - How's that feel? Huh? 84 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:58,750 Not so fun when someone 85 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:58,750 sits on you, is it?! 86 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:00,792 - Actually this feels 87 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:00,792 pretty good. 88 00:03:00,834 --> 00:03:01,458 - Ugghh! 89 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:04,792 - Wait! Wait! Come do more! 90 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:05,834 - No! 91 00:03:07,166 --> 00:03:08,959 - Ahhhhhhh! D'aahhhh! 92 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,625 They're here! They're coming! 93 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,458 Get ready! 94 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:15,792 They're here! 95 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,500 - Ankimo hah-zu peela 96 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,500 yanku schween. 97 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:33,458 -Inka poo uka Gorgonzola. 98 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,583 - Captain Man, Charlotte, 99 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:45,041 I'd like you to meet 100 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:45,041 Schwahbbit and Kooschtello. 101 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,542 - It's an honor to meet you. 102 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:49,709 I'm sure you've heard 103 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:49,709 much about me. 104 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,000 CHARLOTTE: Um... 105 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:52,625 I love your hair. 106 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:53,667 - Thank you. 107 00:03:53,709 --> 00:03:54,875 Would you like it? 108 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,375 - Oh! No, no, no, please... 109 00:03:59,417 --> 00:04:00,875 you put that right back 110 00:03:59,417 --> 00:04:00,875 on your head. 111 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:02,542 - [ hisses ] 112 00:04:06,041 --> 00:04:07,834 - Schwoz, Charlotte, 113 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:09,291 go to Henry's house 114 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:09,291 and bring him here, 115 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,208 whether he wants to come or not. 116 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,667 - Aye. 117 00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:15,458 - Schwahbbit, Kooschtello 118 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,792 Captain Man will look 119 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,792 after you until I return. 120 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:31,667 - Up the tube! 121 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:37,709 - Well...you're probably 122 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:37,709 interested in my story. 123 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:40,333 You see, my dad was an 124 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:40,333 irresponsible scientist. 125 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:43,291 And by accident, 126 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:43,291 he made me indestructible. 127 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,083 Now I protect the good 128 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,083 citizens of Swellview 129 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:47,417 who call me, well... 130 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:49,417 you know the name. 131 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:52,333 Uh...Schwahbbit...? 132 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,750 Koosh-puff? 133 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:55,291 Hello? Guys? 134 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:59,417 - Okay Stephanie, 135 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:59,417 now show everyone 136 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,375 your impression of Kid Danger. 137 00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:02,417 - Okay! 138 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:05,667 Ow ow! I'm Kid Danger! 139 00:05:05,709 --> 00:05:07,750 Please stop spanking me! 140 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:09,417 Owwie! Owwie! 141 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:11,542 I'm Kid Danger! 142 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:13,875 I'm not competent! 143 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,834 - Stephanie. Jerk. 144 00:05:20,542 --> 00:05:21,834 [ doorbell rings ] 145 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:23,041 Do not come in! 146 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:26,750 - Hey Henry. 147 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:26,750 - Hello Henry. 148 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:29,625 - What'd I just say? 149 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,792 - You gotta come back 150 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,792 with us to the Man Cave. 151 00:05:31,834 --> 00:05:33,667 - No. 152 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,041 I'm not going back, 153 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:37,291 no matter what you guys say. 154 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:39,667 - Then we won't say anything. 155 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:44,166 - Hey... 156 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,834 What-up with the beam? 157 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:49,000 Why? Whyyyy... 158 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:54,417 - There. Now you grab Henry, 159 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,709 and we take him back 160 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,709 to the Man Cave. 161 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,500 - Uh, me? Schwoz get back here! 162 00:05:58,542 --> 00:06:01,000 Wait are you serio--ah... 163 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:05,834 Gaaaahhh! 164 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:14,041 Schwoz! 165 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,542 - Ugh, I knew 166 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,542 I'd have to help. 167 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,834 - Ow! Ah! 168 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:32,917 - We're back. 169 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:39,458 - We have Henry! 170 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:44,291 - What is all this stuff? 171 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,458 It's for to give 172 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,458 Henry the power. 173 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:51,625 CAPTAIN MAN: Dang it!!! 174 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:51,625 Dag-blast-it! 175 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:56,083 - He's been doing that 176 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:56,083 for half an hour. 177 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:02,208 - Oy. Wh-where am I? 178 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:02,208 What happened? 179 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,291 - You died! 180 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:04,291 - What?!? 181 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,583 - Just kidding! 182 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,709 Hah-ha ha ha ha ha! 183 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,875 We brought you here 184 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,875 against your will. 185 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,375 - Heyyy! 186 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,000 You're supposed to open the door 187 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:33,625 before you walk in! 188 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,834 - Where is he? 189 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:38,125 - Whooaa, you're Drex! 190 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,917 - Where's Captain Man? 191 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,125 - Captain who? 192 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,709 - Oh gosh. 193 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:52,291 Hey! 194 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,458 Nice to see you! 195 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,083 Can I help you find something? 196 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:00,542 [ alarm rings ] 197 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,125 - Hey hey... 198 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,125 - Emergency. 199 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:06,291 - We have a situation upstairs 200 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:06,291 in Junk-N-Stuff. 201 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,083 - What is it? Ah! 202 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:12,417 I'm okay! 203 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,667 - Look doof, I know that Ray 204 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,667 Manchester owns this place, 205 00:08:14,709 --> 00:08:16,083 so where's Captain Man? 206 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,333 - What's goin' on?!? 207 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:18,375 - Shhh! 208 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:19,417 - Okayyy... 209 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,792 - Where's the Man Cave?!? 210 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,583 - Uh, I'll tell ya where it is! 211 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:29,625 - So, you say you're looking 212 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:29,625 for the Man Cave? 213 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:30,750 - Don't tell him! 214 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:31,625 - He's gonna tell him, 215 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:32,875 you know he's gonna tell him. 216 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:34,542 - Just... 217 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:36,166 - Where's the Man Cave?!? 218 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:38,375 - Uh...it's uh in... 219 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,750 Swellview Park! 220 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,083 - Yay Jasper! 221 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,083 - Yes! 222 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,667 - Atta boy, Jasp! 223 00:08:42,709 --> 00:08:45,041 Sometimes I shorten 224 00:08:42,709 --> 00:08:45,041 his name... 225 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,208 to "Jasp." 226 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:47,542 - Where am I? 227 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,750 - Where in Swellview Park? 228 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:52,792 - Uh-uh...at the... 229 00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:53,875 p-playground! 230 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:56,000 Under the... 231 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:57,417 Twirly-Whirly! 232 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,375 - Twirly- 233 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,375 Whirly? 234 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:00,542 - All right. 235 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:00,542 You're comin' with me. 236 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,625 - Why?!? 237 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,125 - To show me the Twirly-Whirly! 238 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:08,125 - Wait! My Doodle cake! 239 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:09,792 Nooooo! 240 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,041 - Turn it off. 241 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,875 - This is not good. 242 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:18,291 - Henry, you gotta stop Drex! 243 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:19,291 - I can't! 244 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,458 - You can... 245 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,583 if you have the power. 246 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:23,583 - What power?!? 247 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:26,291 - Ehh... 248 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,750 - Ehh! 249 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,750 - Ehh... 250 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:32,792 - Whoa... 251 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:34,959 what's all this stuff? 252 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:35,959 - This... 253 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,291 is a South African 254 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,291 Bush Lizard. 255 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,667 - This... 256 00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:42,792 is a Black Shag Spider. 257 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,667 - A Black Shag Spider? 258 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:47,750 No way, I've always wanted 259 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:47,750 to see one a'those! 260 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:49,375 What's it look like? 261 00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:51,667 - Uh... 262 00:09:51,709 --> 00:09:54,250 it's black...and shaggy. 263 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:55,625 Thank you. 264 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:57,834 - So for me to get 265 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:57,834 a super power, 266 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,875 I have to get bitten 267 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,875 by some crazy, 268 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:01,750 foreign lizard 269 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:01,750 and a bush spider?!? 270 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:04,709 - [ chuckling ] 271 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:04,709 - [ hisses ] 272 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:05,709 - What? 273 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:06,875 - Uh, no no no... 274 00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:09,500 you see, when you 275 00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:09,500 combine their venoms, 276 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,750 and heat the mixture, 277 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:12,542 it turns into a vapor 278 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,542 and then you breathe it in. 279 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:17,709 - I have to breathe in venom 280 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:17,709 vapor? - Yah! 281 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,667 It will accelerate 282 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,667 your reflexes, 283 00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:21,500 and sharpen your hand-eye 284 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:23,834 and your foot-eye coordination. 285 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:25,500 - So, you're saying 286 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:25,500 it'll make Henry 287 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,625 be able to move faster? 288 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,166 - Yah, if you want to say it 289 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,166 like a dummy. 290 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,542 - You guys, this seems really 291 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,542 weird and kinda dangerous. 292 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:35,750 - Yah, it is both of those. 293 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:38,000 Now lean back. 294 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:38,000 - Wait, what? No, we had a-- 295 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,667 - Ah! Ahh! Gah! 296 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:42,750 You'd think I'd give up. 297 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:54,667 - Now children, 298 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:54,667 as your psychologist, 299 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:56,000 I'm here to help you 300 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:59,083 overcome your fear 301 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:59,083 of playgrounds. 302 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,208 - Ahhhh! 303 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,417 - Thomas!! 304 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,166 Now the only way 305 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,166 to conquer a fear, 306 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,208 is to face the fear. 307 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,709 - Can we go home please? 308 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,792 - No! 309 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:14,041 Now, your parents and I 310 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:14,041 are going to walk over 311 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,834 to Inside-Out-Burger 312 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,834 and have a late lunch, 313 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,834 while you children stay here 314 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:21,750 and learn that playgrounds 315 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:21,750 are nothing to be scared of. 316 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:22,959 Come along, parents. 317 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,417 - Where is it?! 318 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,417 - There it is! 319 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,917 - Where's the Man Cave?! 320 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,917 Show me! 321 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,542 - It's under this 322 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,542 Twirly- Whirly! 323 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:36,834 Like a half-a-mile down! 324 00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:39,959 Bye! 325 00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:39,959 - Hey! 326 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,250 How do I get inside? 327 00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:46,000 - You...you have to twirl it, 328 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,166 like a... 329 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,291 like a combination lock. 330 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,166 - All right. Open it! 331 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,333 - Uh...o-okay... 332 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:55,333 First, I um, 333 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:58,208 I spin it this way... 334 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,875 25 times. 335 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:06,291 One... 336 00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:09,125 Two... 337 00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:13,000 Three... 338 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,750 - What are you kids 339 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,750 lookin' at?!? 340 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,000 [ screams ] 341 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,792 - KO-VAH SHISHITO KARVOO 342 00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:24,125 SIRACHA CHURIZZO MOO-SAKA... 343 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:27,333 SCHNOTT! 344 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:28,834 KO-VAH SHISHITO 345 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:32,583 KARVOO SIRACHA 346 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:32,583 CHURIZZO MOO-SAKA. 347 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,333 SCHNOTT! 348 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:41,250 - Bob-a-looooooooo! 349 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,834 Remove the mask. 350 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,917 - The lights. 351 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,333 - Well, did it work? 352 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,709 - Yah, does Henry 353 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,709 have accelerated speed? 354 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,458 - We will not know 355 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,792 until the boy awakens. 356 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,667 - Well how do we "awaken" him? 357 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:02,917 - This way. 358 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,709 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 359 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:08,291 Hey! Hey! Hey! 360 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,667 - Ah! I'm up! I'm up! 361 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,667 - Wake up! Wake up! 362 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:11,917 - I'm up! 363 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:11,917 - Wake up! 364 00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:19,083 - Hello? Am I in the bathroom? 365 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,917 - Henry, go over there, 366 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:24,500 and look closely 367 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:24,500 at the elevator button. 368 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,333 - Uh, okay. 369 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,417 - Egh. Where's the toilet? 370 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:34,125 - What are you gonna do? 371 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,917 - This... 372 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,667 - Okay, I'm lookin' 373 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,667 at the elevator button, 374 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:40,709 but I'm not sure why. 375 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,083 - Henry! 376 00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:47,750 - Wow! 377 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,959 - See how fast he moves? 378 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,667 - Schwoz! Why'd you just- 379 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,083 - Whooaaa! Ha ha! 380 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,834 - Yay! 381 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,792 - H-How'd I... 382 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:05,709 - It's your new power! 383 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,834 - You have super fast reflexes! 384 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,041 - This is amazing! 385 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,709 - Yes. And also... 386 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,792 You owe us $250. 387 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,667 - Wait... 388 00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:19,166 Where's Drex and Jasper? 389 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,750 - Uh... 390 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,083 Still at Swellview Park 391 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,667 on or near the playground. 392 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,750 - 'Kay. Give it to me. 393 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:29,917 Stand back. 394 00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:34,125 - Seriously, when 395 00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:34,125 do we get our $250? 396 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,959 - All right, Schwoz, 397 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,959 you fly me in the Man-Copter. 398 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,875 Let's go. 399 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,875 - Aye. 400 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,875 Thank you Schwahbbit 401 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,875 and Kooschtello! 402 00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,583 Have a safe trip home! 403 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:00,792 - Up the tube! 404 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,208 - Wait Schwoz! When do we-- 405 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,625 - I'll send you the money! 406 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,625 - Schnoovit! 407 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,625 - Ah! 408 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:09,834 - Henry! Good luck! 409 00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:17,750 - 23... 410 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,291 and 24... 411 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,875 - Hey, that's 25! 412 00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:24,417 - Uh, uh, uh, are you sure? 413 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,750 Maybe I should just um... 414 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,667 start over. 415 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,417 One... 416 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,083 - I don't like you! 417 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,792 - But I'm so friendly! 418 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,417 - And I don't think 419 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,417 the Man Cave's 420 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,750 anywhere near here. 421 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:39,917 I think you've been lying to me! 422 00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,166 - No! I wouldn't lie. 423 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,458 I love the truth. 424 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,875 I consider the truth 425 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,875 my girlfriend, 426 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,291 and we are exclusive! 427 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:48,792 - You think you're funny? 428 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,792 - No! Wh-when I tell jokes, 429 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,792 nobody laughs 430 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,417 except for my grandma 431 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,417 and she doesn't even 432 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:53,792 know who she is anymore! 433 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,333 - Well after I 434 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,333 rattle your brain 435 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,583 with this, you're not 436 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,583 gonna know who you are. 437 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,709 - Peek-a-boo. 438 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,667 - Whoa, Kid Danger you 439 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,667 just knocked down Drex! 440 00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:09,083 - Uhuh... 441 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,125 - Oh...he's getting up now. 442 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,208 - Yeah, you might wanna run. 443 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,792 - On it! 444 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,458 - Well. 445 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,458 - Well... 446 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,208 - Where's your "big brother" 447 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,208 Captain Man? 448 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,667 - Probably with your big sister. 449 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,583 - Look, it's Kid Danger 450 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,583 and that mean guy again! 451 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:29,375 - Someone call the police! 452 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,875 - I'm gonna mop this 453 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,875 grass with you, boy. 454 00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:33,625 - You don't mop grass.... 455 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,750 Stupid. 456 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:36,750 - That's it. 457 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,792 - Not even close. 458 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,750 Whoa! Can't touch this. 459 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:47,875 - Here come the cops! 460 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,417 - It's Drex! 461 00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:58,125 - Kid...I'm gonna punch 462 00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:58,125 and kick you 10,000 times. 463 00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,417 - Cool, I'll help 464 00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,417 you keep count. 465 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:00,667 Ready, set, GO! 466 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,583 D'oh...missed... 467 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,583 D'oh... zero... 468 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:04,750 still zero... 469 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,417 here's my face...oh! 470 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,667 - Oh my God, conflict! 471 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:10,792 - Ready when you are. 472 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:46,959 - How'd you get to be fast? 473 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,041 - That's for me to know 474 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,500 and for you to shut up. 475 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,750 - Come here... 476 00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:56,792 Wow, I sure hope that 477 00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:56,792 nobody gets this on video 478 00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,000 and sends it to the news! 479 00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:04,250 SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, 480 00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:04,250 DO DAH, DO DAH, 481 00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,875 SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, 482 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,417 OH DA DO DAH DAY! 483 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,250 - One more time! 484 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,667 - Sure! Ahhh! 485 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,417 [ crowd joins in ] 486 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,417 SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, 487 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,250 DO DAH, DO DAH, 488 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,000 SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, 489 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:17,959 OH DA DO DAH DAY! 490 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,291 - I'm oh-kay-- 491 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,667 whoa it's bright in here. 492 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:33,291 - Wooo! 493 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:33,291 - Yeah, Buddy! 494 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,500 - Wooo! 495 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,834 - Wow. 496 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,542 I never thought 497 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,542 I'd be so happy 498 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:42,667 to see you people. 499 00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:45,667 - Awww. 500 00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:45,667 - Aw, that's so sweet. 501 00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:47,542 - Wait, why wouldn't... 502 00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:47,542 - Kind of rude, really. 503 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,417 - Mean thing to say. 504 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,750 - Wait... 505 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,750 what happened with Drex? 506 00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,875 - Oh, Henry brought him here. 507 00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:55,792 - Wha-Drex is here?!? 508 00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:58,542 [ high-pitched yelp ] 509 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,875 Is he...? 510 00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:03,917 - He's totally fine. 511 00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:05,083 - He just can't move. 512 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,417 - Or talk, or think, 513 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:11,083 or kick, or punch, 514 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:11,083 or pee. 515 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,542 I hope. 516 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,333 - Well, how did you uh-- 517 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,709 - I used this. 518 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,709 You blast a person 519 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,709 with a beam from this, 520 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,417 and it's like pressing 521 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,417 pause on his brain. 522 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,458 Yeah, but he's totally fine, 523 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,709 he just can't do anything. 524 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,667 - Oh! Like the Kardashians. 525 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,792 NEWS ANCHOR: This just in... 526 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,083 Captain Man's sidekick, 527 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,083 Kid Danger... 528 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,125 - Hey look! Henry's on the news! 529 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,834 NEWS ANCHOR: And thanks 530 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,834 to Kid Danger's 531 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,792 new and unexplained 532 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,792 lightning speed, 533 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:37,959 he was able to completely 534 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,125 frustrate and enrage Drex, 535 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,125 who we all hate. 536 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,834 Oh man, that's fun to watch. 537 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,041 - It sure is. 538 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,709 Now, let's take a look 539 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,792 at some of Kid Danger's 540 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,792 "greatest hits." 541 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,417 - SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL NIGHT! 542 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,500 SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL DAY! 543 00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,083 SPANK YOUR BUTT TIL 544 00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,083 IT'S RED AND SORE, 545 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,709 WOW I HATE YOUR FACE! 546 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,166 [ all sing ] 547 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,166 - SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, 548 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,667 DO DAH, DO DAH. 549 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,417 SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, 550 00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:05,625 OH DA DO DA DAY. 551 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,834 SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL NIGHT! 552 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,000 SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL DAY! 553 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,625 SPANK YOUR BUTT 554 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,625 TIL IT'S RED AND SORE, 555 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,834 WOW I HATE YOUR FACE! 556 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:16,166 SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, 557 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:16,166 DO DAH, DO DAH. 558 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,583 SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT, 559 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,583 OH DA DO DA DAY... 560 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,375 [ oven bell ] 561 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,375 - Mmm.