Previously on Henry Danger...
- How could you have
accidentally
released one of the FBI's
most dangerous criminals?
I gotta go fight a really
bad guy. Drex.
And I got to fight him alone.
You had a sidekick...
before me?
Why did you hire such a
bad guy to be your sidekick?
He seemed perfect at the time.
If you're going to see your old
sidekick then I'm going.
What if it's a trap?
Ohhh...
No don't put your hand in the...
You!
Old friend.
[Grunts]
I have a gift for you.
Hey!
Hey! Let me in!
Leave him alone!
Drex is on the loose, I've got
to get this stupid thing off my
head.
Until then, I'm useless.
I can't take on Drex.
Where are you going?
Here.
Up the tube.
What just happened?
I think Henry just quit his job.
- You can't blame Henry,
I mean, everyone expects him
to act like a superhero,
and he doesn't even
have one super power.
- Yeah...well,
maybe we need to fix that.
Schwoz... I think it's time.
- For me to get my colonoscopy?
- What?! Nooo! Gross!
- But my colon!
- I want you to call
Schwabbit and Kooschtello!
- Schwah-who?
- Two very powerful people
from my homeland.
- Ah, man, I am exhausted.
- Ray, no, wait wait wait--
ahhhhh!!!
- Why's this couch so lumpy?
- Ahh! You're crushing me!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then,
an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
- Feels good.
[ music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
- And now, it's the viral video
everyone's talking about.
- Spanky spank your butt! Do da!
Do da!
- Really? Come on.
- Stupid news.
- All the do dah day...
- Stop!
- Spanky-Spanky Spank your butt
oh doo dah day...
- Kid Danger's gettin' spanked!
- Stupid reaction to the news.
- How's that feel? Huh?
Not so fun when someone
sits on you, is it?!
- Actually this feels
pretty good.
- Ugghh!
- Wait! Wait! Come do more!
- No!
- Ahhhhhhh! D'aahhhh!
They're here! They're coming!
Get ready!
They're here!
- Ankimo hah-zu peela
yanku schween.
-Inka poo uka Gorgonzola.
- Captain Man, Charlotte,
I'd like you to meet
Schwahbbit and Kooschtello.
- It's an honor to meet you.
I'm sure you've heard
much about me.
CHARLOTTE: Um...
I love your hair.
- Thank you.
Would you like it?
- Oh! No, no, no, please...
you put that right back
on your head.
- [ hisses ]
- Schwoz, Charlotte,
go to Henry's house
and bring him here,
whether he wants to come or not.
- Aye.
- Schwahbbit, Kooschtello
Captain Man will look
after you until I return.
- Up the tube!
- Well...you're probably
interested in my story.
You see, my dad was an
irresponsible scientist.
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview
who call me, well...
you know the name.
Uh...Schwahbbit...?
Koosh-puff?
Hello? Guys?
- Okay Stephanie,
now show everyone
your impression of Kid Danger.
- Okay!
Ow ow! I'm Kid Danger!
Please stop spanking me!
Owwie! Owwie!
I'm Kid Danger!
I'm not competent!
- Stephanie. Jerk.
[ doorbell rings ]
Do not come in!
- Hey Henry.
- Hello Henry.
- What'd I just say?
- You gotta come back
with us to the Man Cave.
- No.
I'm not going back,
no matter what you guys say.
- Then we won't say anything.
- Hey...
What-up with the beam?
Why? Whyyyy...
- There. Now you grab Henry,
and we take him back
to the Man Cave.
- Uh, me? Schwoz get back here!
Wait are you serio--ah...
Gaaaahhh!
Schwoz!
- Ugh, I knew
I'd have to help.
- Ow! Ah!
- We're back.
- We have Henry!
- What is all this stuff?
It's for to give
Henry the power.
CAPTAIN MAN: Dang it!!!
Dag-blast-it!
- He's been doing that
for half an hour.
- Oy. Wh-where am I?
What happened?
- You died!
- What?!?
- Just kidding!
Hah-ha ha ha ha ha!
We brought you here
against your will.
- Heyyy!
You're supposed to open the door
before you walk in!
- Where is he?
- Whooaa, you're Drex!
- Where's Captain Man?
- Captain who?
- Oh gosh.
Hey!
Nice to see you!
Can I help you find something?
[ alarm rings ]
- Hey hey...
- Emergency.
- We have a situation upstairs
in Junk-N-Stuff.
- What is it? Ah!
I'm okay!
- Look doof, I know that Ray
Manchester owns this place,
so where's Captain Man?
- What's goin' on?!?
- Shhh!
- Okayyy...
- Where's the Man Cave?!?
- Uh, I'll tell ya where it is!
- So, you say you're looking
for the Man Cave?
- Don't tell him!
- He's gonna tell him,
you know he's gonna tell him.
- Just...
- Where's the Man Cave?!?
- Uh...it's uh in...
Swellview Park!
- Yay Jasper!
- Yes!
- Atta boy, Jasp!
Sometimes I shorten
his name...
to "Jasp."
- Where am I?
- Where in Swellview Park?
- Uh-uh...at the...
p-playground!
Under the...
Twirly-Whirly!
- Twirly-
Whirly?
- All right.
You're comin' with me.
- Why?!?
- To show me the Twirly-Whirly!
- Wait! My Doodle cake!
Nooooo!
- Turn it off.
- This is not good.
- Henry, you gotta stop Drex!
- I can't!
- You can...
if you have the power.
- What power?!?
- Ehh...
- Ehh!
- Ehh...
- Whoa...
what's all this stuff?
- This...
is a South African
Bush Lizard.
- This...
is a Black Shag Spider.
- A Black Shag Spider?
No way, I've always wanted
to see one a'those!
What's it look like?
- Uh...
it's black...and shaggy.
Thank you.
- So for me to get
a super power,
I have to get bitten
by some crazy,
foreign lizard
and a bush spider?!?
- [ chuckling ]
- [ hisses ]
- What?
- Uh, no no no...
you see, when you
combine their venoms,
and heat the mixture,
it turns into a vapor
and then you breathe it in.
- I have to breathe in venom
vapor? - Yah!
It will accelerate
your reflexes,
and sharpen your hand-eye
and your foot-eye coordination.
- So, you're saying
it'll make Henry
be able to move faster?
- Yah, if you want to say it
like a dummy.
- You guys, this seems really
weird and kinda dangerous.
- Yah, it is both of those.
Now lean back.
- Wait, what? No, we had a--
- Ah! Ahh! Gah!
You'd think I'd give up.
- Now children,
as your psychologist,
I'm here to help you
overcome your fear
of playgrounds.
- Ahhhh!
- Thomas!!
Now the only way
to conquer a fear,
is to face the fear.
- Can we go home please?
- No!
Now, your parents and I
are going to walk over
to Inside-Out-Burger
and have a late lunch,
while you children stay here
and learn that playgrounds
are nothing to be scared of.
Come along, parents.
- Where is it?!
- There it is!
- Where's the Man Cave?!
Show me!
- It's under this
Twirly- Whirly!
Like a half-a-mile down!
Bye!
- Hey!
How do I get inside?
- You...you have to twirl it,
like a...
like a combination lock.
- All right. Open it!
- Uh...o-okay...
First, I um,
I spin it this way...
25 times.
One...
Two...
Three...
- What are you kids
lookin' at?!?
[ screams ]
- KO-VAH SHISHITO KARVOO
SIRACHA CHURIZZO MOO-SAKA...
SCHNOTT!
KO-VAH SHISHITO
KARVOO SIRACHA
CHURIZZO MOO-SAKA.
SCHNOTT!
- Bob-a-looooooooo!
Remove the mask.
- The lights.
- Well, did it work?
- Yah, does Henry
have accelerated speed?
- We will not know
until the boy awakens.
- Well how do we "awaken" him?
- This way.
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Ah! I'm up! I'm up!
- Wake up! Wake up!
- I'm up!
- Wake up!
- Hello? Am I in the bathroom?
- Henry, go over there,
and look closely
at the elevator button.
- Uh, okay.
- Egh. Where's the toilet?
- What are you gonna do?
- This...
- Okay, I'm lookin'
at the elevator button,
but I'm not sure why.
- Henry!
- Wow!
- See how fast he moves?
- Schwoz! Why'd you just-
- Whooaaa! Ha ha!
- Yay!
- H-How'd I...
- It's your new power!
- You have super fast reflexes!
- This is amazing!
- Yes. And also...
You owe us $250.
- Wait...
Where's Drex and Jasper?
- Uh...
Still at Swellview Park
on or near the playground.
- 'Kay. Give it to me.
Stand back.
- Seriously, when
do we get our $250?
- All right, Schwoz,
you fly me in the Man-Copter.
Let's go.
- Aye.
Thank you Schwahbbit
and Kooschtello!
Have a safe trip home!
- Up the tube!
- Wait Schwoz! When do we--
- I'll send you the money!
- Schnoovit!
- Ah!
- Henry! Good luck!
- 23...
and 24...
- Hey, that's 25!
- Uh, uh, uh, are you sure?
Maybe I should just um...
start over.
One...
- I don't like you!
- But I'm so friendly!
- And I don't think
the Man Cave's
anywhere near here.
I think you've been lying to me!
- No! I wouldn't lie.
I love the truth.
I consider the truth
my girlfriend,
and we are exclusive!
- You think you're funny?
- No! Wh-when I tell jokes,
nobody laughs
except for my grandma
and she doesn't even
know who she is anymore!
- Well after I
rattle your brain
with this, you're not
gonna know who you are.
- Peek-a-boo.
- Whoa, Kid Danger you
just knocked down Drex!
- Uhuh...
- Oh...he's getting up now.
- Yeah, you might wanna run.
- On it!
- Well.
- Well...
- Where's your "big brother"
Captain Man?
- Probably with your big sister.
- Look, it's Kid Danger
and that mean guy again!
- Someone call the police!
- I'm gonna mop this
grass with you, boy.
- You don't mop grass....
Stupid.
- That's it.
- Not even close.
Whoa! Can't touch this.
- Here come the cops!
- It's Drex!
- Kid...I'm gonna punch
and kick you 10,000 times.
- Cool, I'll help
you keep count.
Ready, set, GO!
D'oh...missed...
D'oh... zero...
still zero...
here's my face...oh!
- Oh my God, conflict!
- Ready when you are.
- How'd you get to be fast?
- That's for me to know
and for you to shut up.
- Come here...
Wow, I sure hope that
nobody gets this on video
and sends it to the news!
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
DO DAH, DO DAH,
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
OH DA DO DAH DAY!
- One more time!
- Sure! Ahhh!
[ crowd joins in ]
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
DO DAH, DO DAH,
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
OH DA DO DAH DAY!
- I'm oh-kay--
whoa it's bright in here.
- Wooo!
- Yeah, Buddy!
- Wooo!
- Wow.
I never thought
I'd be so happy
to see you people.
- Awww.
- Aw, that's so sweet.
- Wait, why wouldn't...
- Kind of rude, really.
- Mean thing to say.
- Wait...
what happened with Drex?
- Oh, Henry brought him here.
- Wha-Drex is here?!?
[ high-pitched yelp ]
Is he...?
- He's totally fine.
- He just can't move.
- Or talk, or think,
or kick, or punch,
or pee.
I hope.
- Well, how did you uh--
- I used this.
You blast a person
with a beam from this,
and it's like pressing
pause on his brain.
Yeah, but he's totally fine,
he just can't do anything.
- Oh! Like the Kardashians.
NEWS ANCHOR: This just in...
Captain Man's sidekick,
Kid Danger...
- Hey look! Henry's on the news!
NEWS ANCHOR: And thanks
to Kid Danger's
new and unexplained
lightning speed,
he was able to completely
frustrate and enrage Drex,
who we all hate.
Oh man, that's fun to watch.
- It sure is.
Now, let's take a look
at some of Kid Danger's
"greatest hits."
- SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL NIGHT!
SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL DAY!
SPANK YOUR BUTT TIL
IT'S RED AND SORE,
WOW I HATE YOUR FACE!
[ all sing ]
- SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
DO DAH, DO DAH.
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
OH DA DO DA DAY.
SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL NIGHT!
SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL DAY!
SPANK YOUR BUTT
TIL IT'S RED AND SORE,
WOW I HATE YOUR FACE!
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
DO DAH, DO DAH.
SPANKY SPANKY SPANK YOUR BUTT,
OH DA DO DA DAY...
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm.