- And according
to city officials,
this mistake at Swellview Prison
is the biggest mistake in the
history of prison mistakes.
- Wow. So disturbing.
And now we go live,
to Swellview Prison
with reporter,
Barney Villaraigosa.
- You want some soup?
- You don't share soup.
- I share soup with my mom.
- Do I look like your mom?
- I wish.
- I'm here outside
Swellview Prison
with Mark Landry,
from the prison parole board.
Mr. Landry...
-I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- How could you have
accidentally released
one of the F .B.I .'s most
dangerous criminals by mistake?
- Yeah um, see,
today is bring your
daughter to work day,
and my daughter Molly was
playing with my computer,
and somehow she
released Drex from...
heh prison, heh.
Again, I'm so sorry.
- Molly, why would
you release Drex,
knowing how dangerous he is?
- I'm five.
- [ laughs ]
- Ahhh, kids sure do say
the stupidest things.
- Uh, Barney...any news
on the current location
of this criminal named Drex?
- Not at this time.
But investigators are using
all available resources
to conduct a complete search
of literally everywhere.
- Charlotte, I need
you to log into
the Man Copter's computer
guidance system.
- Ooo, you're taking
the Man Copter?
- I don't have time
for questions.
- Where are you going?
- To catch Drex.
- You answered her question.
- What?
- You said,
you don't have time
for questions,
but I guess that only
applies to my questions.
- Hey, thanks for understanding.
- Okay, I'm logged into
the Man Copter's computer.
- Good. Set all weapons
to ready position,
locked and loaded.
- Locking...
and loading.
- All right, I'm outta here.
- Hang on!
- What? I gotta go!
- But don't you wanna
wait for Henry?
- Yeah. Henry's not here.
- Do you want me
to text him
and find out how far he is?
- Uh...No! No...no-no.
- Uh, Why not?
- Uh...
'Cuz I already
contacted Henry,
yeah, and he said he's
gonna meet me there, so.
- Are you sure?
- Hey look!
That's Henry calling
me right now.
Hi Henry.
- I didn't hear your phone ring.
- Me either.
- It's set to silent!
Uh...sorry Henry--
Jasper was bothering me.
What's that? Oh, you do?
So you're gonna meet
me there? Great...
- Uhhh, so you're on the phone,
talking with Henry, right now?
- Yeah--obvey.
Sorry Henry, I'm back...
Great, so, I'll meet ya there.
- You're gonna meet me where?
- Daaaahhh!!!
- Uh...I gotta go, Henry...
Winkler.
Eyyyyy.
- Why are you in uniform?
- Uniform?
- Yeah.
- Uh...
- And why do you have
all those extra weapons?
- Uh, 'cuz, uh...
Hello? Oh, hey Schwoz.
- Ray, your phone didn't ring.
- It's on silent.
- Ahh...
- Ah, what's that
ya say, Schwoz?
Oh, I should leave
the Man Cave right now?
And Henry, Charlotte, and Jasper
should stay here
and not ask me any questions?
Good! Good idea!
- Here! I got it! Here it is!
- Alright--rrrrr...
- Right here!
- I gotta go, Schwoz...
Winkler.
Bleggghhhh.
- Hey, I thought you said
you were going to leave
before Henry got here.
- D'oh, can you be quiet...
ever?!?
- Ray, what's goin' on here?
- Yeah...
- Uh...
- Dude,
if there's somethin' goin' on,
tell me--I'm your sidekick.
- Wait, I'm confused.
I thought your plan was
to go fight that guy, Drex,
but not tell Henry
so that Henry would
never know about it.
- Oh! And that's it.
C'mere...
- Baaaaahhh!
- Until you learn
to hold still!
- Oh, no, no, no, Ray.
Not the pineapple.
- Not the pineapple!
- Quiet!
- Okay. You kids have fun.
- I should be back
around dinner time.
- Hey. Hey. Hey!
Talk to me.
- Look Kid...
I gotta go fight
a really bad guy, Drex.
And I gotta
fight him alone.
- Well, why?
- 'Cuz I know Drex.
He's extremely dangerous.
He's...he's bad
on a whole other level.
- Well, how do you know him?
- I'm sorry, what?
- How do you know
this guy, Drex?
- Oh. ah, uh, just from...
Y'know...from stuff.
- From stuff?
- Mmhm.
- Blah!
- Why don't you just tell Henry
that Drex used to be
your sidekick?
- Schwoz!
- You had a sidekick...
before me?
- Uh...
Hell--
Oh heyyyyyyyy.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then,
an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
- Feels good!
[ music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
- I...I can't believe this.
I cannot believe this.
- Oh, you say that every week.
I don't know. I just...
I always thought
that I was your first sidekick.
- Well...
- You really had
a sidekick before me?
And you never told me?
- Well, no--
but only 'cuz I didn't
want you to know.
- Hey hey, something's happening
upstairs in Junk-N-Stuff.
- Hello? Hello?
Where you go?
I need my change!
- Jasper, why aren't
you up there?
- What--I was.
But I came down here to
get change for a $20
and then I got distracted.
- That was 45 minutes ago!
- What the?
- Dang it, Jasper!
- Go do your job!
- Get up there!
- Fine.
- Come on man.
- Son...
gimme the proton grenade.
- But it's so cool!
- Son!
- Fine.
- D'ah!
- Ah!
HENRY: So...
This bad guy, Drex...
He was your sidekick?
- Yes, for a little while.
Look, I hired Drex like
nine years ago...
it was before I even
had this Man Cave.
Why'd you hire such a bad guy
to be your sidekick?
- Because he seemed
perfect at the time.
- Well...
Well why?
I mean what...
what made him so perfect?
- Drex had it all.
Bravery,
extreme fighting skills,
hot mom...
- Ray!
- Well...not as hot as yours.
- Ray!
- So, why wasn't Drex
the perfect sidekick?
- Uh, well,
I found that Drex...
he has a dark side.
- Dark how?
- Evil, mean...
tardy...
chewed with his mouth open,
never flushed...
and he was violent, cruel,
and dangerous.
And one day, Drex and I...
[ sighs ] we just had it out.
- You guys fought?
- Oh yeah.
- It was horrible.
- But, I mean,
you won...right?
- Barely.
- Barely?
But you're like,
the best fighter
in the whole world.
- Oh nooooo.
Not better than Drex.
If I wasn't indestructible,
believe me, I'd have been,
y'know...destructed.
- I just can't believe I'm not
your first sidekick.
- Hey...
you're my first sidekick
that I really care about.
- Oh! Sure.
Did you tell Drex that, too?
- Noooo.
Well, maybe.
Look, Drex and I were only
together for a few months.
We never even...
we never even fought
crime together.
- Did you think about it?
- Henry...
- Oh god, really?
- Dude, just say "no."
- Uh, you guys...
there's breaking news...
- Yes?
- What news?
- It says that...
"Mistakenly released criminal,
"known only as Drex
"has been spotted
in North Swellview,
traveling south on East Avenue."
- I know where he's going.
The bakery district.
And when he gets there,
he's gonna have to
deal with me.
HENRY: No!
He's gonna have
to deal with us.
- No chance.
- I'm going.
- Forget it! You can't.
- Gimme one reason
why I can't go.
- Gimme one reason!
- Because...
He used to be my sidekick,
and now you're my sidekick,
and if we're all together,
I dunno man,
it's just gonna be all weird.
- Hey...if you're going
to see your old sidekick,
then I'm going.
- Henry I--
- Just let him go.
- Yeah, c'mon man.
- Fine!
But if you're coming with me,
you better put this on.
- Woah...What's this?
- It's a glove
that shoots tranqulizing darts.
You can use it
to take down Drex.
-'Kay.
How's it work?
- Just aim it at Ray's neck
and pull the trigger.
- Now, if I wasn't
indestructible,
that would have stuck in my neck
and delivered enough
hippo-grade tranquilizer
to knock me out cold.
- Where'd the dart go?
- It's right here.
- Charlotte, that's dangerous.
Give it back to Schwoz.
- Hey...
has the Man Cave always been...
covered in glitter?
- Charlotte seems tired.
- Whatever.
If you're comin' with me
you better pop a gum ball
in your mouth, and fast.
- Oh yeah.
- How will you find Drex
in the bakery district?
- There's only one
place he'd go,
and I know that place.
- Okay.
Let's go meet your
first sidekick...
that you used to love.
- Ah geez.
You wanna say it?
- Nope. I probably won't say
it as good as Drex would.
- Up the tube.
- I wanted to say it.
- Y'see anything?
- Yes.
I see some cakes...
some breads...various pies...
- You know what I meant!
- Okay, there's nobody here.
Alright?
Except for that dude
behind the counter,
talkin' on his phone.
- Hey...
That "dude" happens to be
Mister Schneider,
the owner of this bakery.
- Oh big wiff.
- It is a big wiff!
- Why are we here?
- Look, I know Drex
is coming here.
He loves this bakery
as much as I do.
- Uh...
How-how do you know
he loves it?
- 'Cuz Drex and I
used to...mmm
- What?
- Eh?
- Eh? Huh, eh..
- Eh? Eh, uh, eh...
- Did uh...
You and Drex used to come here?
Together?
- Yeah, okay, yes,
we here a couple a'times.
- So just like...twice?
- Yeah,
- 'Kay.
- Twice...
- Alright.
- Twice a week.
- What?!?
- Look, I'm not talkin'
about this anymore.
- Well...good.
- Good.
- Goooooood.
- Oh wow.
- What?
- Nut Clusters.
- I'm...I'm sorry?
- It says "Free Nut Clusters
Just Reach In Hole."
- What's a Nut Cluster?
- Oh man! Imagine if
a cookie and a brownie
got married, fell into
a swimming pool fulla caramel,
and then just rolled around
in a big old sack a'nuts.
- Big old sack of?
- Wait! Wait! Wait!
- What? I don't wanna wait.
- No. No.
Just...
Did Drex know how much
you love Nut Clusters?
- Aw, Kid, you gotta
stop bein' so jealous.
- No, I'm asking 'cuz...
What if that's a trap?
- Oh.
Okay.
[ sneezes ]
- Don't sneeze.
- Well, I'm allergic to nuts!
But I don't care.
- Wait! No-no-no!
What's if it's a trap!
- Oh. Okay...
We'll each just get
one Nut Cluster.
- No, don't put your
hand in the--
[ locking ]
- Okay. What just happened?
- I dunno...
I can't pull my hand out...
that's weird.
- I told you it could be a trap.
- It's probably just broken.
Y'know, defective.
Here, let's try
a peanut butter one.
- No, don't put
your other hand--
- Man. Both these holes
are defective.
- It's a trap!
- A trap for who?
- Oh, I dunno...
YOU?!? US?!?
Anyone dumb enough
to stick both their hands
in those holes?!?
- Just go tell Mister Schneider
to call a handyman.
- 'Kay. Hey...
Mister Schneider
Could you call a handyman
'cuz my friend really doesn't...
D'ah! Ah! Ah!...
- His head just
fell out of his body!
- Calm down!
- I didn't do anything, he--
- Calm down, obviously
that's probably
not the real
Mister Schneider.
- Well, then what's goin' on?!?
Who woulda' just
rigged that--
[ cracks knuckles ]
- It's you.
- You.
- Who?
- Drex.
Awww. Poor Ray.
Did you want a Nut Cluster?
- You know I did. Tease.
- Okay. That's it, jerk!
On the ground,
right now.
- Mmmm. What a nice pie.
Share a slice with me?
- Maybe I want my own slice.
- Kid, stay away from him.
- Why?
We gotta take this guy in.
- All right, this is a robbery!
Now I want everybody to--
- Ah geez.
[ weapon hits ground ]
- It's Captain Man
and Kid Danger.
- Both of you, on the ground.
- You just love the ground,
don't you?
Hello idiots.
Would either of you morons
like to share my pie?
- He called us morons.
- Yeah, I heard 'em.
And I don't like your attitude.
- Well then...
do something.
Scary.
I almost dropped my pie.
- Now, where were we?
Oh yes.
You and I were about to fight.
- Good.
I just need to use
the restroom first.
- [ grunting ]
- So, Captain Man...
before I spank your
boyish sidekick...
some pie?
- Nobody wants your filthy pie.
- You're done, Drex.
- Careful Kid.
- Why?
I'm the one with the cool
thing on my wrist.
So why should I--
- Hyah!
- That's why.
- Hey!
- Fetch, boy!
- You will show me respect!
- Yawn.
Now, old friend...
I have a gift for you.
- [ grunting ]
What is that?
Some kinda crazy box
with a wide-hose bottom?
- Why don't I show you?
- No. D-D-Drex!
Don't do it Drex.
No! I mean it!
- I got it.
- Drexxxxxxxxxxxx!
- Hey!
Hey! Lemme in!
Leave him alone!
- Uh, uh! Drex?!
What just happened, Drex?!
- Let me in, Drex.
- Hang on--we have a customer.
- Captain Man! Captain Man!
What is? What is this?
Are you okay?
- No, I can't see!
Help me get this
thing off my head!
Kid?
Kid, what's happening?!?
[ gun clicks empty ]
- So? Are things going well?
- Uh....
No...not really!
- Kid, you gotta
get outta here!
- Agreed!
- Don't worry about me!
- I won't!
- Just get outta here!
- Okay!
- That's an order!
- I'm completely on board.
[ knocking ]
- Hey, what's
goin' on in there?!
- Ha! Hahaha!
Wooo!
Hey Drex...
looks like you're
goin' back to jail.
- Oh man, it's Drex!
- Uh...
I think you're
supposed to follow those cops.
- Get him, Kid Danger!
[ cheering ]
- You heard 'em.
Get me.
- Kid!
GIRL: Whoa!
That man just threw Kid Danger
into a big thing filled
with cake batter!
- Ah! Ahh! Ahh!
AHH!
Kid! Where are you kid?!?
[ muffled shouting ]
- I'm afraid he's a little
battered and bruised
right now.
- What does that mean?!?
Are you being literal
or is that word play?
Drex?!? Where are you, Drex?!?
- Well, you certainly
showed that table.
- Kid Danger?!?
Kid?!? Kid Danger?!?
- Kid Danger ran out the door.
- Hang on, Kid! I'm comin'!
Ow! Ah!
That's not right.
Uh! Where's the exit?
Is this it? Am I exiting?
- Hello?!?
Oh God I'm so sticky.
I need some paper towels!
- Which is why you
should always check
inside your toilet
before sitting down.
- And now, it's the viral video
everyone's talking about.
As you could see, the fugitive,
known only as Drex,
is spanking our very own
Kid Danger.
- SPANKY, SPANKY,
SPANK YOUR BUTT
- Gah! Really? Come on!
- DOO-DAH DOO-DAH.
SPANKY, SPANKY,
SPANK YOUR BUTT,
OH DA-DOO-DAH DAY!
- Dude, stop!
- Hey!
Make sure
you get this on video!
- What? No! No!
Don't Do that?
- Wait, where was I?
Oh yes. That's right.
SPANK YOUR BUTT
ALL NIIIIGHT!
SPANK YOUR BUTT ALL DAAAAY!
- Can we turn that off?
SPANK YOUR BUTT
'TIL IT'S RED AND SORE--
- Come on Schwoz!
Get me out of here!
- So, how's your bottom?
- Spanked. It still hurts.
- Isn't the ice helping?
- No.
This ice is just
giving me numb butt.
- I can't cut through it.
- Dang it, why not?!?
- Because this helmet
is made of neutronium,
and it has three different
thermo-magnatomic locks.
The only way to open it is
with a special electronic key.
Did Drex give you
a special electronic key?
- Oh yeah, sure,
it's right here in my pocket,
let me just--
NO, HE DIDN'T GIVE ME
A SPECIAL ELECTRONIC KEY!
Look, if you can't cut
this helmet off,
then at least get this
freakish Nut Cluster trap
off my hands!
- Oh, I can get it off!
- What's he doing?
- No-no-no-no-no.
- Jasper, no...
- Jasper, did you--
Did you just fire
a blaster at me?
Son, I asked you a question!
- Now, try that again.
- Did you just fire
a blaster at me?!?
- Well, yeah, because
you're indestructible.
And-and look--
I got your hands free.
- That's right,
so now I can gesture like this!
Go upstairs!
- Yes sir
- Uh...maybe you
should go take a nap.
- A nap?!
Drex is on the loose!
I gotta get this stupid thing
off my head.
Until then, I'm useless.
- Oh...
then I guess
Henry's gotta stop Drex.
- Pfft, are you serious?
I can't take on Drex.
- Why not you can't?
'Cuz! I tried to
fight that guy,
and he stuffed me
in cake batter,
and then he spanked me.
- Where are you going?
- Home.
- Home?!
- Oh c'mon, Henry.
You can't just go home
not when this town
needs you most.
- This town needs a superhero.
Or...
Or at least a decent sidekick...
who has skills, or...
who has anything.
I'm nothing.
I'm not even wearing pants.
Here...
Up the tube.
- Wh-what just happened?
- I think Henry
just quit his job.