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- Oh! Good! He's here.

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Let's get started.

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- Aye aye.

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- Uh hey!

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Wait...guys,

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I didn't get any

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lunch at school.

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Can we order some like,

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Chinese food?

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- What?

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- I want some

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a'those uh...

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oh whaddaya call 'em?

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They're like uh...

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Chinese dumplings...?

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- Oh...

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you mean wom-pons.

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- Yeah.

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Noooo...

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- Won-tons--he means won-tons,

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not "wom-pons."

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- I did my best to say it right.

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- Whatever,

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can we order some?

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- Not now.

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It's time for my

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bi-yearly quantitative

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physiological

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densitization test.

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- I understood the word "test."

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- It's a test to make sure

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I'm still totally

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indestructible.

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- Mmmmmmm...Can we

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order some won-tons first?

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- No. You see

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that machine over there?

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- Yeah...

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- It's gonna shoot

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baseballs at ya'.

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- What?

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Why me?

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- Because!

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Because of your new super power.

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- Ya, your

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hyper-mutilatiew...

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- Okay.

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It's called hypermotility.

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- Hypermutebeuel--

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- Okay, can we move on!?!

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Can we move on?

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- Schwoz, show him your bat.

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- His...his what?

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- You see...when you see

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the balls a-comin',

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you use this a-base-a-ball bat

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to swing-svat the balls.

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- Yep. Then Schwoz is gonna

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measure the speed

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of the base-a'balls,

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and then after I get hit,

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I tell him when my pain stops

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and I feel oh-kay.

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- And then I use

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a mathematical equation

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to determine how

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indestructible Ray is.

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- I just want like,

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five won-tons.

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- You can have some won-tons

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after we do this!

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- Aaaahhh!

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Right...

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- I'm gonna go stand

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here by the elevator.

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That's what I'm gonna do.

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- What's that for?

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- To protect a-my face

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from stray balls.

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- Okay. Henry,

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[ light saber sound ]

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take this base-a'ball bat...

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- Whoa, what kinda

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baseball bat is this?

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- It's a thermal fusion bat

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I made myself.

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- Can you make thermal

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fusion won-tons?

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- C'mon Henry,

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just get over there.

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- Okay, let's test one.

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- Go for it.

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- Ready Henry?

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- Yeah go.

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- SCHPITZ!!!

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- HAHAHAHA!

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MISSED ME, MISSED ME,

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NOW YA GOTTA KI...

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- Now I gotta what?

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- Nothin', forget it.

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- No no no no,

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now I gotta what?

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- No, I changed my mind, okay?

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You don't gotta do anything!

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Gah, c'mon Schwoz,

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if we're gonna do this,

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let's do it! Gah!

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- Okay, here we goes.

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- Oh Ray, I gotta

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tell you somethin'.

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- What?

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- Tomorrow, I--

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- SCHPITZ!

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- Dah!

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- I'm oh-kay.

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- So, what'd you wanna tell me?

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- I can't make it to work

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tomorrow.

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- Whaddaya mean you

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can't make it to work tomorr--

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- SCHPITZ!

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- D'oh!

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Still oh-kay.

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- Tomorrow's "Achievement

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Test Day" at school.

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- Uh, you're my sidekick,

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that means tha-

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- D'owww!!!

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You guessed it: oh-kay.

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- Look...dude,

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it's not my fault. Okay?

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If I leave school for any reason

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I can get in huge trouble.

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- Okay fine, you baby.

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Take the day off,

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but it's comin'

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outta your vacation time.

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- Uh...I didn't know

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I get vacation time.

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- Uh...Ah eh-you...

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you uh, you don't.

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I mean, there's no state law

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that says you do.

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So, y'know, don't even check.

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- Wait a second...

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Are you saying that I--

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- SCHPITZ!

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- Wait, no, do-

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- He's probably all right.

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- Yeah...

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Get some won-tons?

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- Yeah let's go.

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- Maria Von Trapp?

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- Here.

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- Uh...Ruth Westheimer?

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- Present.

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- And...

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Abraham Zapruder.

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- Here.

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[ camera whirring ]

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- Oh Abraham.

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put that obsolete camera away.

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- Now, does everyone

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have their test booklets?

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- Yes...

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- Good.

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Now, you all know

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why this test

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is so important, right?

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- No.

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- Not at all.

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- Ulch.

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Henry, Jasper, stand up

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and explain it to the class

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while I rub this

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pimple cream on my back.

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- Uh...every Christmas,

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the principal gives

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all the teachers bonuses.

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- And, the higher we all

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score on this test,

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the more money

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Miss Shapen gets.

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- Or as I like to say it:

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The better your grades,

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the more I gets paids!

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- Yeah, we're gonna

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sit down now.

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- Charlotte...

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- Yes ma'am?

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- Switch places with Von Trapp.

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- Why?

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I don't wanna switch places.

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- Well doe-ray-me don't care,

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now be a good female deer

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and move!

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There.

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Now, I'm putting Charlotte

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in the front,

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'cuz she's much smarter

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than the rest of you.

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Now, I realize that

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it's gonna be tempting

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to copy off of Charlotte's

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test paper...hmmm?

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But if I catch

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anyone cheating,

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you know what's gonna happen?

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- No...what?

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- Nothing.

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[ popping mouth ]

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- Uh...what are you

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doin' with your mouth?

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- Winking.

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I have weak eyelid muscles,

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so I'm a mouth winker.

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- Please don't do that.

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- No, no...

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- All right...

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- But Cheating i-is wrong.

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah...

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- Not when an underpaid adult

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tells you to do it!

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Now everyone,

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pick up your pencils.

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And begin!

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[ alarm rings ]

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- Uh, what's that sound?

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- That's just the Swellview

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Emergency Warning Siren--

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just keep taking your tests.

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- But shouldn't we find out

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what the emergency is?

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- Ah fine!

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- We gotta get this toilet

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working by seven.

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- We're not gonna make it.

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- We gotta make it.

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- See, it's just a rerun

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of Toilet Wars,

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everything's fine.

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If it was a real emergency,

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they'd interrupt this for--

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- We interrupt Toilet Wars

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for this breaking news

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It seems--

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- Attention. Attention.

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I have breaking news.

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An underground gas pipe

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has burst,

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deep in the Earth,

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underneath Swellview's

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nuclear gas company.

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But according to experts,

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the gas is not harmful to humans

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unless it escapes

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from the ground.

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Which it has.

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It's escaping from

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the ground right now.

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So, if you're in Swellview,

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or the surrounding areas,

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we advise you to

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evacuate Swellview...

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And the surrounding areas.

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- Captain Man, Kid Danger,

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where are you?!?

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- See?

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Everything's fine,

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so keep taking your tests.

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[ alarm continues ]

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- But the news guy said

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we should evacuate.

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- Yeah!

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- Yeah.

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- No! Nobody leaves

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until everyone

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finishes their tests

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and gets a great score

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so I can get my big fat

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cash money bonus!

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- Hey, Miss Shapen?

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Can I use the restroom?

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- To do what?!?

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- Well, to go to the...

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to use the...bath...

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I'll just stay here.

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[ pops mouth ]

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- It all just kinda happened.

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I wanted an after-school job.

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But then,

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00:08:38,834 --> 00:08:40,542
an indestructible superhero

294
00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:41,834
hired me to be his sidekick.

295
00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,291
- Ah!

296
00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,417
- Now we blow bubbles...

297
00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:46,083
and fight crime.

298
00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:46,083
- Feels good.

299
00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,959
[ theme music ]

300
00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:01,750
- Call it.

301
00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:01,750
- Up the tube!

302
00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,125
- Aw, my boot!

303
00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,125
- Ha!

304
00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:13,583
- ♪ CAPTAIN MAAAANNN...

305
00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:13,583
LADIES BEWARE! ♪

306
00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:17,834
♪ HE'S SO ATTRACTIVE YOU'LL

307
00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:17,834
WANT TO KISS HIS FAAACE! ♪

308
00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,125
RIGHT ON THE MOUTH.

309
00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:26,458
Schwoz. You there?

310
00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:26,458
- Yah, what?

311
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:30,792
- I'm now 250 feet down

312
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:30,792
in the nuclear gas shaft.

313
00:09:30,834 --> 00:09:32,125
- You callin' me a liar!

314
00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:33,875
- I ain't callin' you a truther!

315
00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:35,709
- Ya, so?

316
00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:39,417
- Sooo, as soon as I can

317
00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:39,417
I'm gonna--Ahhhh!!!

318
00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,333
- Ray?

319
00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:52,709
Ray, what was the noises

320
00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:52,709
I just heard?

321
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,250
- Ahhh...

322
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,250
My stupid support beam broke.

323
00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:58,250
- Can you get out?

324
00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:02,083
- Unh-uh, no chance.

325
00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:04,667
The top of the shaft

326
00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:04,667
is mostly blocked now.

327
00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:06,250
- Ooo, that reminds me.

328
00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:08,208
This afternoon

329
00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:08,208
I have my colonoscopy.

330
00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:10,083
- Schwoz!

331
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:12,125
I don't wanna hear about

332
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:12,125
your body problems, alright?

333
00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,709
I'm trapped down here.

334
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,500
- Okay, you want me

335
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,500
to come get you?

336
00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:18,000
- Nah...Ya can't.

337
00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,458
- Okay, bye-bye.

338
00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,458
- No-no! Schwoz!!!

339
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,542
Now look, write this down...

340
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:26,750
- Yah yah,

341
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:26,750
I'm writing this down.

342
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,125
- Okay...I need you

343
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,125
to triple beep Henry.

344
00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,458
Get him outta school...

345
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,834
- I beep Henry, get him

346
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,834
out of the school...

347
00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,500
- Tell him to

348
00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,500
pop a gum-ball...

349
00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:36,166
- Poop a goom-ball...

350
00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,500
- And he's gotta get the

351
00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,500
Tyson drill,

352
00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:38,542
come to the gas plant...

353
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,500
- ...Tyson drill, gas plant...

354
00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:42,417
- And then Henry

355
00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:42,417
needs to drop down

356
00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,458
into the ventilator shaft,

357
00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,458
which is right next to me,

358
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,750
drill through the wall

359
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,750
and get me outta here.

360
00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:49,500
- 'Kay, got it.

361
00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:51,291
- Oh, and uh...tell him

362
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,417
to bring some a'them won-tons.

363
00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:54,458
- Bring some wom-pons.

364
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,583
- Won-tons!

365
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,583
- Won-tons!

366
00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:01,250
- If you're gonna

367
00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:01,250
live in America

368
00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:03,625
you should learn how

369
00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:03,625
to say won-tons.

370
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,625
- Now...just in case

371
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:20,041
the poisonous gas

372
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:20,041
reaches this school...

373
00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:22,500
I brought Charlotte a gas mask.

374
00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:26,750
Charlotte, put this

375
00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:26,750
on your face.

376
00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:29,917
- Uh, okay.

377
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:34,417
[ deep breathing ]

378
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,750
- Well, what about

379
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,750
the rest of us?

380
00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:41,375
- Yeah yeah, why don't

381
00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:41,375
we get gas masks?

382
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,500
- Because none of you

383
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,500
are as smart as Charlotte.

384
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:50,083
[ Vader voice ]

385
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:50,083
- Please don't look at me.

386
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,917
- And now that she's safe,

387
00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:54,083
she can continue

388
00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:54,083
taking her test.

389
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,875
And remember the rest of you

390
00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:58,166
better not copy her answers.

391
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,625
[ pops mouth ]

392
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:03,625
- Okay, will you please stop

393
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:03,625
winking with your mouth?

394
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:11,166
[ watch beeps ]

395
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:11,166
- Hey!

396
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,500
I heard a smart phone!

397
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,166
- Uhb-du, s-s-sorry...

398
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:18,291
that was just my, uh...

399
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:18,291
...my pacemaker.

400
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,000
- Pacemaker?

401
00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:22,125
- Well turn it off!

402
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,125
- Yes ma'am.

403
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,792
Uh...Boop.

404
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,208
- I thought you told Ray

405
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,208
not to beep you today!

406
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,625
- I did!

407
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,959
Must be a serious problem.

408
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
Miss Shapen?

409
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
- What?!?

410
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:42,083
- Can I please go

411
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:42,083
to the restroom?

412
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,500
- You asked me that an hour ago.

413
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:45,750
- Yeah, and you didn't

414
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:45,750
let me go.

415
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:50,250
- So?

416
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:50,250
- So now...it's worse.

417
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,709
- All right, go--

418
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,166
but you better be back here

419
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,166
in two minutes!

420
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,166
Don't waste time

421
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,166
washing your hands.

422
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,291
- Ray, you there?

423
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,291
[ static ]

424
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,208
Ray, c'mon,

425
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,208
you triple beeped me.

426
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,417
What's the...

427
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:25,375
[ faint drilling ]

428
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,125
Where is that noise

429
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,125
coming fr--

430
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:33,500
Holy geez!

431
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:39,792
- Hey it's me, Schwoz,

432
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:39,792
from work.

433
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,333
- I know who you are

434
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,333
and where you're from!

435
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,125
- C'mon, let's go!

436
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,583
- Go?!? Dude, I told Ray,

437
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,291
today is Achievement Test Day,

438
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,291
I can't leave school!

439
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,917
- But the whole city

440
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,917
has been evacuated!

441
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,417
- Well the teacher

442
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,417
won't let us leave.

443
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,125
- But there's a gassy leak!

444
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,667
- I know,

445
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,667
tell Ray to go fix it!

446
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:58,041
- He did, but he got trap-ed

447
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:58,041
in the shaft hole!

448
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,542
You have to go rescue him!

449
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:01,750
- I'm trap-ed in school!

450
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,458
- Achh!!!

451
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,500
I know what to do.

452
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,500
- What?

453
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,166
- Pull me inside there with you.

454
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:09,417
- What? Why?!?

455
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,792
- Just pull on my head!

456
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,792
- All right!

457
00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:17,250
- D'aaaaaahhhh...

458
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,792
[ grunting ]

459
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:21,625
- Oh. Ohhh!

460
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,834
Ahhhhhh!!!

461
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:32,375
- Okay you're in--now what?

462
00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:35,250
- Now sit on the twahlet.

463
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,083
- What? I don't--

464
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,083
- Sit on it!

465
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,750
- D'ah!

466
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,959
Now, act like you're

467
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,959
sitting at your desk

468
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,750
and taking a test.

469
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,583
- I don't have a desk.

470
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,583
Or a test...

471
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,875
Or anything that resembles--

472
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,875
- It's called acting!

473
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,834
And...action!

474
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,792
- What'd you just do?

475
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,792
- Don't worry about it!

476
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:18,709
Just go to the nuclear gas plant

477
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:18,709
and rescue Ray!

478
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,834
- Dude, if I leave school

479
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,834
I get expelled.

480
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,417
- Will you trust me?!?

481
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,417
Now go!

482
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,542
- But I don't even

483
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,542
know what to do!

484
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,000
- I'll text you--hurry!

485
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:28,375
- Wait, I-I actually have to

486
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:28,375
go to the bathroom!

487
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:29,709
- There's no time!

488
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,667
[ thuds ]

489
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,667
- Ow! That hurt so bad!

490
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:50,250
[ Charlotte breathing ]

491
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,959
[ phone vibrates ]

492
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:05,542
- Uh, Miss Shapen?

493
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:05,542
- Yeah what?

494
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:09,208
- It's time for

495
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:09,208
our three minute break.

496
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,542
- Huh?

497
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,834
- Uh, yeah,

498
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,834
it's a state law.

499
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,041
Uh, whenever kids

500
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,041
take an achievement test,

501
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,417
you have to give 'em

502
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,417
a three-minute break,

503
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:18,709
every two hours.

504
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,542
- Oh.

505
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,542
And what if I don't?

506
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:22,875
- You could get fined.

507
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,542
- Which would cost you money.

508
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,000
- Three minute break!

509
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:30,542
But ya better be back here

510
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:30,542
in three minutes!

511
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,959
I gotta go pop something...

512
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,208
- Okay, what is goin' on?

513
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,750
- Henry had to go help Ray.

514
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:46,208
- What?!?

515
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:46,208
- Henry can't leave!

516
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,417
- I know this!

517
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:48,542
Where was Henry sitting?

518
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,750
- Uh, right there.

519
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,834
- Oh c'mon, that's

520
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,834
obviously a hologram.

521
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,750
- Yeah, that's not

522
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,750
gonna fool anyone!

523
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,750
- Hey! Give me two seconds,

524
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,750
would ya?

525
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:18,000
- Whooooaaaa.

526
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:18,000
- Wowwwww.

527
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,542
- That's insane!

528
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,000
- Schwoz, you're a genius.

529
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,959
- Ooo, they're coming back!

530
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,959
- Mahalo!

531
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,792
[ thud ]

532
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,792
- D'ahh that hurt so bad.

533
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:42,000
- C'mon...c'mon...

534
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:46,417
Yeah!

535
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:46,417
Pizza, right in the face.

536
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:48,875
Man, I love this app.

537
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,583
- All right, break's over.

538
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,583
Henry, go lock the door.

539
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,542
- Uh-oh!

540
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:06,458
- Henry? Henry!

541
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,083
- Uh, I'll lock the door!

542
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:11,417
- No!

543
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:11,417
I asked Henry to do it.

544
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,166
Now Henry Hart, I asked--

545
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:16,959
- Ahhhh, I think that Henry's

546
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:16,959
just really focused

547
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,250
on doing a great job

548
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,250
on his test.

549
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:23,166
Uh...right Henry?

550
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,625
He says right.

551
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,208
- Ah geez...

552
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,834
- My god,

553
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,834
this game's entertaining.

554
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,667
Hey Schwoz?

555
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:58,166
TV:<i> Could you put</i>

556
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:58,166
<i>the ladder back up?</i>

557
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,458
- Go for Schwoz.

558
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,875
- What's goin' on, man?

559
00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:03,792
I sealed the gas leak,

560
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,875
I've been stuck down here

561
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,875
for over an hour now.

562
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,333
- Henry didn't get there yet?

563
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,375
- No, he's not here yet.

564
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,875
Why would I be calling you

565
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,709
if Henry had already

566
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,709
been here and get me--

567
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,125
[ crash ]

568
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,125
Ahhhhh!!!

569
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,709
- Ray? You in here?

570
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,125
- Schwoz I'll call ya back.

571
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,375
- Oh hey.

572
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,375
How ya doin'?

573
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,250
- Pretty good for a guy

574
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,000
who just had a Tyson drill

575
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,000
shoved in his back.

576
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:40,125
- Ah, who cares,

577
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:40,125
you're indestructible.

578
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:44,375
- I'm still a person,

579
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:44,375
with feelings.

580
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,792
- Alright, can we get going?

581
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,792
'Cuz I really need

582
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,792
to get back to school.

583
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,875
- Fine, whatever,

584
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,875
just pull me through.

585
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,875
- Alright, here gimme your hand.

586
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,458
- Whoa! Whoa Ray,

587
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,458
have you gained some weight?

588
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,834
- No I haven't gained weight!

589
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,041
You're just not pulling

590
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,041
hard enough.

591
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,333
- I think you gained weight.

592
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:02,875
- You take that back!

593
00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:04,417
I eat less than

594
00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:04,417
two thousand calories a day!

595
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,333
- Try to suck in!

596
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,667
- God, this is so embarrassing!

597
00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,709
- Ahhh!

598
00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,709
[ thud ]

599
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,250
- Owww...

600
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,250
That hurt so bad.

601
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:19,041
- Well, it turns out that

602
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:19,041
a leaky nuclear gas pipe

603
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,542
was no match for

604
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,542
Captain Man and Kid Danger.

605
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:22,834
- That's right, Trent.

606
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:23,917
According to city officials,

607
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:23,917
Captain Man...

608
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:27,917
- According to city officials,

609
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:30,041
Captain Man and Kid Danger

610
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:30,041
sealed the leaky pipe

611
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,500
and the dangerous gas

612
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,500
cloud has passed

613
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:33,959
through the Swellview sky,

614
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,917
and is now floating into

615
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,917
the city of Bordertown,

616
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,333
where it's no longer

617
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,333
our problem.

618
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,875
- And in other news,

619
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,875
Trent's wife left him

620
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,875
four years ago,

621
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:45,709
for a more attractive,

622
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:45,709
wealthier man.

623
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,959
- That's right.

624
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,959
Test booklets right here.

625
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,667
Hurry up, I gotta get home

626
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,667
and powder my cat.

627
00:20:57,709 --> 00:20:59,500
- Powder your cat?

628
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:03,125
- Get outta here!

629
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:03,125
All a'you, go.

630
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,959
- Hey, what are we gonna'

631
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,959
do about Henry?

632
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,959
- I don't know!

633
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,959
- We can't just leave him here.

634
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,500
- He's a hologram.

635
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,500
What are we gonna' do?

636
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,375
- Alright. Come on.

637
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,375
Let's go.

638
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,875
- Hey. Henry.

639
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,875
Time's up.

640
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:20,333
Didn't ya get the memo?

641
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:23,583
Heh...Hey!

642
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:23,583
I'm talkin' to you boy!

643
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,792
Henry!!!

644
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,917
- You.

645
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,917
- Captain Man!

646
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:38,792
- Do you consent to this kiss?

647
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:41,083
- Sure, ya want it in writing?

648
00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:55,959
[ giggling ]

649
00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,834
- Wait. Wrong woman.

650
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:09,917
- I finished.

651
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:24,458
- My first real relationship.

652
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,500
[ oven bell ]

653
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,500
- Mmm.