1 00:00:12,375 --> 00:00:13,500 - Test. Test one. 2 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:16,041 Puh. Puh puh. 3 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:16,041 Puhhhhh--tato pants... 4 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:17,709 pretty Polly wore 5 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:17,709 purple potato pants 6 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:19,792 to her Purim party 7 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:19,792 in Pittsburgh. 8 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:23,125 Henry, how does that sound? 9 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:26,041 - Painful. Please p'stop. 10 00:00:27,125 --> 00:00:28,208 - Kay, let's start the podcast! 11 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:29,709 - Alright let's cast our pod. 12 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:30,917 - Yeah! 13 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:36,041 In five, four, three, two... 14 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:37,250 Hellooo! 15 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:39,083 And welcome toooo... 16 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,667 Deep in the Man Cave! 17 00:00:45,417 --> 00:00:48,083 Yesiree, this is the very first 18 00:00:45,417 --> 00:00:48,083 podcast starring 19 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:50,625 your very own Captain Man and... 20 00:00:50,667 --> 00:00:53,250 - Kid Da-- 21 00:00:50,667 --> 00:00:53,250 [ text message ] 22 00:00:53,291 --> 00:00:55,041 Hold up, I got a text. Sorry. 23 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,250 - Dang it!!! 24 00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:03,291 Look, this isn't live, 25 00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:03,291 we can just start again. 26 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:07,166 - Okay. Why don't we just start 27 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:07,166 World War Two again? 28 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:09,166 Why don't we call 29 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:09,166 Leonardo da Vinci, and say 30 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:12,375 "Hey Leon, could you just 31 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:12,375 build the Eiffel Tower again?!?" 32 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:16,166 - Okaaay. 33 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:18,583 Take two. 34 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:31,333 - In five, four, three... 35 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:33,083 two...Hello! 36 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:34,500 And welcome toooo... 37 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:37,333 [ singing together] 38 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:37,333 - Deep In The Man Cave. 39 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:39,083 [ heavy metal plays ] 40 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:44,500 - Yes sirree, this is the very 41 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:44,500 first podcast starring your very 42 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:46,709 own Captain Man and... 43 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:48,959 - Kid Danger. 44 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:51,959 - That's right. 45 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,709 So, Henry, 46 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:56,125 a couple months ago, you 47 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:56,125 got into a little scuffle 48 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,959 with the stupidest criminal in 49 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,959 Swellview, a guy named Jeff. 50 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,917 Remember that guy? 51 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,917 What a character he was, huh? 52 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:02,583 - You called me Henry. 53 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:02,583 - Can't hear what you're saying. 54 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:04,625 You called me Henry. 55 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,125 You gotta call me Kid Danger. 56 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:14,959 Okay that one wasn't my fault. 57 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,625 - Can we just do 58 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,625 the ding-dang podcast?!? 59 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:18,041 - I'm sitting here. 60 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,333 - In five, four, three... 61 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:35,166 two...Hello! 62 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:36,792 And welcome toooo... 63 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:38,208 - Deep In The Man-- 64 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:39,750 - You guys! 65 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:39,750 - Aw come on! 66 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,500 - Please don't... 67 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,083 - Okay, that's it, 68 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,083 we're outta headphones, so... 69 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,583 - We have an emergency! 70 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:52,375 - What, what is it? 71 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:52,375 - It's Jasper! 72 00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:53,875 - Ulllchhh. 73 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,959 He says that some crazy 74 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,959 man is at school, 75 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,208 setting a buncha snakes loose 76 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,208 in the hallways! 77 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,917 - Snakes? 78 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,917 - I guarantee you 79 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,875 that's not happening. 80 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:06,458 - But Jasper sent me a-- 81 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:06,458 - Oh, Who cares? 82 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,041 Last week Jasper called 83 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,041 in an "emergency" 84 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:10,208 'cuz he saw a cloud 85 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:10,208 shaped like a dinosaur. 86 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:12,917 Yeah,remember Fourth of July, 87 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,458 when he got all freaked out 88 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,458 by the fireworks 89 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,417 cuz he thought America was 90 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,417 being attacked by Canada? 91 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:18,166 - Yeah. 92 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,500 I'd like to see Canada 93 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,500 try to attack us. 94 00:03:21,709 --> 00:03:23,208 Well before you 95 00:03:21,709 --> 00:03:23,208 guys ignore this, 96 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,500 you better watch the video 97 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,500 Jasper just texted. 98 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,250 Hey, it's me, Jasper. 99 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:30,834 And I'm in the school hallway-- 100 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:32,125 oh my god, look! A snake! 101 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:37,125 Oh, and there's more 102 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:37,125 snakes! See?!? 103 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:39,375 Ah--uh--uh--Hurry! 104 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:40,834 I need backup! 105 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:44,750 - [ sighs ] C'mon. 106 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:44,750 We gotta go check this out. 107 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:48,125 - Great. Yeah, let's 108 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:48,125 ruin our afternoon 109 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:50,083 to go help Jasper. 110 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:53,083 - Ooo, somebody's got his 111 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:53,083 "manties" in a bunch today. 112 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:56,458 - Uh, I don't wear 113 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:56,458 "manties" thank you. 114 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,291 - Ray... 115 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:00,166 - I wear boys underwear. 116 00:04:07,709 --> 00:04:08,792 C'mon 117 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:15,291 - Up the tube! 118 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,750 - Stupid Jasper, 119 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,750 I swear that kid-- 120 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:27,166 - Puh. Puh. 121 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:30,875 [ clears throat ] 122 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:36,083 ♪ Oh, Canada ♪ 123 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:39,166 ♪ Our home and native land ♪ 124 00:04:40,917 --> 00:04:42,291 - It all just kinda happened. 125 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:43,667 I wanted an after-school job. 126 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:45,667 But then, 127 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:45,667 an indestructible superhero 128 00:04:45,709 --> 00:04:47,250 hired me to be his sidekick. 129 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:48,083 - Ah! 130 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:50,125 - Now we blow bubbles... 131 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,125 and fight crime. 132 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,041 [ music ] 133 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,834 - Call it. 134 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,834 - Up the tube! 135 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,125 - Aw, my boot! 136 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,125 - Ha! 137 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,583 - [ muffled ] You gotta 138 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,583 untie me, please... 139 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:20,208 Untie me. 140 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,625 - I have no idea what 141 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,625 you just said, 142 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:24,041 but I'll assume it 143 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:24,041 was a threat, so... 144 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:25,500 [ zap ] 145 00:05:29,709 --> 00:05:30,875 - Hey! I'm here! 146 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:33,834 - Finally! What took 147 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:33,834 you so long?!? 148 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,250 - He made us stop 149 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,250 and get shaved ice. 150 00:05:36,291 --> 00:05:37,834 - I like the watermelon. 151 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:40,125 - He likes the watermelon. 152 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:41,625 Hey, what's up 153 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:41,625 with these snakes?!? 154 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:44,166 - I don't know 155 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,750 Look, there's one 156 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,750 right over there! 157 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:51,083 - Oh. You mean this 158 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:51,083 fake snake over here? 159 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:53,583 - How do you know it's fake? 160 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:53,583 - I don't think it's fake! 161 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:54,792 - Oh c'mon... 162 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:56,166 They sell these things 163 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:56,166 for five bucks a pop 164 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:58,291 at the Swellview county fair. 165 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:01,125 You seriously thought this 166 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:01,125 thing was--reaahhhhhhh!!! 167 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:04,875 It's real! 168 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:04,875 It's real! 169 00:06:04,917 --> 00:06:06,625 - Will you quit bein' 170 00:06:04,917 --> 00:06:06,625 such a baby?!? 171 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:11,083 - Look, there's more 172 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:11,083 snakes over there! 173 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:12,709 [ screams ] 174 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,959 - W-well how'd they get here?!? 175 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,417 - That freak brought 'em!!! 176 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:20,583 I saw him pullin' 177 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:20,583 snakes out of a sack, 178 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:22,875 so I hit him with that 179 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:22,875 fire extinguisher, 180 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:25,083 and tied him up with 181 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:25,083 those extension cords! 182 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:38,625 - You! 183 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:38,625 - Jed the janitor?!? 184 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:42,208 I swear I hate you more 185 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:42,208 than I hate myself! 186 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,291 - Okay, will someone tell us 187 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,291 what's goin' on here. 188 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:49,291 - Well, I-I saw-- 189 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:49,291 - I'll tell ya what happened! 190 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,667 This school has rats! 191 00:06:51,709 --> 00:06:54,166 So, I rented this protective 192 00:06:51,709 --> 00:06:54,166 suit and helmet, 193 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:56,917 and bought twenty-five snakes 194 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:56,917 so they'd eat the rats! 195 00:06:58,208 --> 00:06:59,959 - See? No emergency. 196 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,125 I knew it....I knew it, 197 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,125 I knew it, I knew it! 198 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:04,917 Way to go, Jasper 199 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:06,417 - But I-I-I-- 200 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,083 - I'm gonna be talkin' 201 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,083 about this on my podcast, 202 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:09,291 you can count on that. 203 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:13,875 - Uh, could I please be untied? 204 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:14,917 - Ah!! 205 00:07:14,959 --> 00:07:17,083 Ah! Oww! 206 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:18,834 A snake... 207 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:20,625 A snake bit my elbow. 208 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,709 - That's our teacher, 209 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,709 Miss Shapen. 210 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:26,458 - Oh yeah. Uh... 211 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,834 Kid, go handle that. 212 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:31,583 - Wh--?!? I don't know 213 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:31,583 how to handle a snake bite! 214 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,875 - Just go over there, 215 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,875 put her elbow in your mouth 216 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:35,083 and suck out the poison. 217 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,208 - But... 218 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,166 But that's gross! 219 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,250 - It's the only way to save 220 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,250 her life, now get over there 221 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:44,500 - and suck out the poison! 222 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:44,500 - I don't thin--daaaaahhh! Okay. 223 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,208 - Alright. 224 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,208 It's gonna be okay. 225 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,291 - Ooo, owwww... 226 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,291 - It's all right. 227 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,000 - Hiya. 228 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:55,667 - Okay. 229 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,208 For the next two months, 230 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,208 I don't wanna hear about 231 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,125 any more "crimes" 232 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,125 from you. We clear? 233 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,917 - What if I see a 234 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,917 burglary in progress? 235 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:02,125 - You shut up. 236 00:08:02,166 --> 00:08:04,208 - What if I witness road rage? 237 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,083 - Shut up. 238 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,458 - What if I hear a ticking bomb? 239 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,417 - Just chill. 240 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:11,250 Oh, and shut up. 241 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,083 - Go untie that 242 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,083 self-loathing janitor. 243 00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:22,041 - C'mon Kid Danger. 244 00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:22,041 [ Miss Shapen crying ] 245 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,750 We've got a podcast to do. 246 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,125 - Ow. 247 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,125 - Ah! 248 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:28,458 [ spits ] 249 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,792 - Don't spit it into my purse! 250 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:35,625 - Ahhh! 251 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,250 - Ah, Jasper. 252 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:55,375 Good to see ya. 253 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:55,375 How ya been? 254 00:08:55,417 --> 00:08:56,750 - Well... 255 00:08:56,792 --> 00:08:58,125 okay, I guess. 256 00:08:58,166 --> 00:08:59,250 - Hey now. 257 00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:01,000 What's wrong, son? 258 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,750 You seem sadder than a little 259 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,750 girl on Christmas morning. 260 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:08,083 - Wouldn't a little girl on 261 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:08,083 Christmas morning be happy? 262 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:12,250 - Well...imagine she's weird 263 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:12,250 and has no friends. 264 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,834 [ bell ringing ] 265 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:17,041 - Ooo, there's 266 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:17,041 the back doorbell. 267 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:18,375 I'll be back in two jiffs. 268 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,959 - Mitch Bilsky. 269 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,083 Stealing. 270 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:57,291 - Shut up. 271 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,750 - The candy boot. 272 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,959 [ alarm sounds ] 273 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,959 - Ah crud! 274 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,333 - Ha! You're in 275 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,333 trouble now, Mitch! 276 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:27,959 - Oh, yeah? 277 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:31,500 - What happened? 278 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:33,125 [ alarm stops ] 279 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:33,125 Who took my candy boot?!? 280 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,959 - Him! Check it out. 281 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,959 Candy boot. 282 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,208 No--No--I--I didn't take it! 283 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,208 He took it! 284 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:40,375 - Noooo--he who holds it... 285 00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:42,125 stolds it. 286 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:43,458 - What?!? 287 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,875 - Yeah! That is 288 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,875 the familiar expression. 289 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:48,709 - Careful, Mister Sugarman... 290 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,208 That guy could be dangerous. 291 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,291 - Dangerous? 292 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,166 My favorite soup is broth! 293 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,834 - Well, good! 294 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:58,291 Then in jail they can call 295 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:58,291 you the Hot Broth Burglar! 296 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,208 - Mister Sugarman, you know me! 297 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,250 - I'm on your wall! 298 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,166 - You were. 299 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,417 - Yeah, nice! 300 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,208 Now you better call the cops! 301 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,500 - Right! 302 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,041 -Uh, yeah. 303 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,041 Call the cops. 304 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:22,250 Just as long as you don't 305 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:22,250 call Captain Man and Kid Danger. 306 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:24,125 - Ooo yeah, do that! 307 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:28,208 Call Captain Man and Kid Danger 308 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:28,208 on this piece of punk! 309 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:31,000 - Ohhh, you bet I will! 310 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:41,125 - I brought all that from home. 311 00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:44,125 - Ah, he's a good boy. 312 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,667 - Okaaaay. 313 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:55,208 Captain Man and Kid Danger-- 314 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:55,208 first podcast. Take four. 315 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,917 Hello! And welcome toooo... 316 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:04,250 [ together] 317 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:04,250 - Deep In The Man Cave. 318 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,792 [ metal music plays ] 319 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,041 -Yes sirree, this is the very 320 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,041 first podcast 321 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,166 starring you're very own 322 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,166 Captain Man and-- 323 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,250 [ alert rings ] 324 00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:16,041 Ah, fudge and kumquats!!! 325 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,583 - Emergency! 326 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,667 Ray, pop a gum ball, 327 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,667 there's somethin's goin' down 328 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,166 at that store, Mouth Candy. 329 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,125 - Gimme a roasted chicken. 330 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,125 -[ computer ] Roasted chicken. 331 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,041 - Dude, you don't have time 332 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,041 to eat a chicken! 333 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,125 - I'm not gonna eat it. 334 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,041 - Okay, that chicken 335 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,041 did nothing to you. 336 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,875 [ arguing ] 337 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,375 - One at a time! 338 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,375 - All right, all right. 339 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,834 - Woof, 340 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,208 - You two wait here 341 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,959 while Kid Danger and I 342 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,959 go interrogate the...suspect. 343 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,875 - Yeah, whatever his name is. 344 00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:08,583 - They call him the 345 00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:08,583 Hot Broth Burglar. 346 00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:10,709 - No they don't! 347 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,041 - Owwwww! 348 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,041 - Whoah! 349 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,208 - See that?!? See that? 350 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,208 Do you See his violent nature?!? 351 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,000 - Ok, wait! 352 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,000 - No! 353 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,667 - Hey--Hey, put down 354 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,667 the jelly beans... 355 00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:20,000 - But he-- 356 00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:20,000 - Hey! 357 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:22,166 Put the jelly beans down. 358 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,917 - Okay. 359 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:29,667 All right, did you really try 360 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:29,667 to steal that candy boot? 361 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,041 - 'Course I didn't! 362 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,250 Mitch framed me! 363 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,959 - Ah okay. Crime solved-- 364 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,208 now can we 365 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,208 go do our podcast? 366 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,625 - Wait. 367 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:39,875 - What am I gonna do?!? 368 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,208 Mister Sugarman 369 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,208 wants to put me in jail! 370 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,083 - Ok, relax--you're 371 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,083 not goin' to jail. 372 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,709 - We'll just make him 373 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,709 think you are. 374 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:48,959 All right, sir. 375 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,250 Kid Danger and I 376 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,250 are gonna take this 377 00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:53,083 rotten curly-haired 378 00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:53,083 misfit to jail. 379 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,625 - That's right. 380 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,625 - Ha! Good! 381 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,250 - Hey Captain Man. 382 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,250 - Kid Danger. 383 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,250 - Uh, hello. 384 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,250 - Officers. 385 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,625 - We were just walkin' by 386 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,625 and we saw you guys in here. 387 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,000 - Need our help?!? 388 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,000 - Oh, no. 389 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:06,875 - Everything's fine 390 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:06,875 - Everything's copacetic. 391 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:10,709 - Wait a minute... 392 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:10,709 I've seen this kid before. 393 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,583 - Oh yeah--didn't he get 394 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,583 arrested last year 395 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,041 - at Swellview Park? 396 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,041 - Right 397 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,583 -- for usin' 398 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,583 the ladies' bathroom. 399 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,041 That's messed up, man. 400 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,333 - No, it was only 'cuz 401 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,333 my friend's little sister-- 402 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,291 - Hey, and didn't you also get 403 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,291 arrested last Christmas, 404 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:27,125 in City Hall, for wearin' more 405 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:27,125 than one hat simultaneously? 406 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,291 - Well... 407 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,291 - And today 408 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,375 he tried to steal this! 409 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,458 - That's right, he did! 410 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,375 - No I didn't! 411 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,750 I was just holding it! 412 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,125 - Well you know what they say. 413 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,959 - He who holds it, stolds it. 414 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,875 - Okay, somebody get me 415 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,875 a dictionary 416 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,166 and show me the word "stolds!" 417 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,709 - Look, officers, no worries-- 418 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,208 we're gonna take him to jail. 419 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,208 - You and Kid Danger, you 420 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,208 do so much to help this city. 421 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,291 - No, no, it's fine. 422 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,291 It's honestly fine 423 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:57,208 - Let us get this one for ya. 424 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:57,208 - No, no, it's on the way 425 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:02,375 - Captain Man, Kid Danger! 426 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:02,375 They're cuffing me! 427 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:05,000 - Stop resisting! 428 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,500 - Hey Mrs. Dunlop, 429 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,500 - [ on phone ] Yeah, what. 430 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:25,709 Jasper is going to be spending 431 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:25,709 the night at my place tonight. 432 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,917 - Who cares. 433 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,625 - Oh, you don't care. 434 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,625 - Nope. 435 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,208 I gotta go. 436 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,875 - Okay, how are we gonna 437 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,875 get Jasper outta jail? 438 00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,041 - I don't know. 439 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,417 - Well, it's his third strike! 440 00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,083 And if they convict him 441 00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,083 he could get twenty years! 442 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,083 - Then we better figure 443 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,083 out a way to prove 444 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,875 that Mitch is the one 445 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,875 who tried to steal 446 00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:44,291 that stupid candy boot. 447 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,792 [ ring ring ] 448 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:47,583 - Ah, it's Ray. 449 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,709 - Yeah, okay. 450 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,250 - Henry, I got some good news. 451 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:54,291 - About Jasper? 452 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,542 -Better. 453 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,083 Got some new ideas 454 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,083 for our podcast. 455 00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,375 - Okay, Ray, it's the 456 00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,375 middle of the night, 457 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,667 I got school in the morning, 458 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,083 and one of my best 459 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,083 friends is lookin' at 460 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,125 a possible twenty years in jail. 461 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:07,125 - Y'know, I'm startin' to feel 462 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,041 like I care way more about 463 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,041 this podcast than you do. 464 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,250 - Oh, well that's 465 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,250 probably 'cuz YOU DO! 466 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:14,625 You hear that? 467 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:18,166 All he cares about is 468 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:18,166 recording his dumb podcast. 469 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,959 - Well, I think I got somethin' 470 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,959 better for you to record. 471 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:22,834 - What? 472 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:22,834 - Mitch. 473 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,709 - You want me to do 474 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,709 a podcast with Mitch? 475 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:26,875 - No!!! 476 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,291 I'm saying... 477 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,208 you wear a wire. 478 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,250 - You mean like, a microphone? 479 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:31,375 - Uh-huh. 480 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:31,375 - Okay 481 00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:32,792 - And then, at school, 482 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,083 you casually start a 483 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,083 conversation with Mitch, 484 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,291 get him to admit 485 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,291 that he's the one 486 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,166 who really tried to 487 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,166 steal the candy boot. 488 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:42,333 Then we take the recording to 489 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:42,333 the cops and boom, Jasper's out. 490 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:43,500 - Okay.., 491 00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,083 okay that's gooood. 492 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,166 But how am I gonna get 493 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,166 Mitch to admit it? 494 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,166 - Dude, you're like a million 495 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,166 times smarter than he is. 496 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,583 You really think so? 497 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,041 - Yeahhh. 498 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,750 [ static ] 499 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:17,208 - Hey...can you guys 500 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:17,208 hear me okay? 501 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,125 - Yeah Kid, we hear you. 502 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,166 We're in a van 503 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,166 across the street. 504 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,583 - Okay cool. 505 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,125 - Just get as close 506 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,125 to Mitch as you can, 507 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,834 and try to get him to admit 508 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,834 that he's the one 509 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,166 that stole the fried foot. 510 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,208 - The candy boot. 511 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,166 - Oh it matters. 512 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,083 Okay...whew, here we go. 513 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,959 [clears throat ] 514 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,959 Ah, whoo, whoo. 515 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:42,083 - So, this is your van? 516 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,041 - This is my old van. 517 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,792 I have a way better one. 518 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,250 The Man Van. 519 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,041 - Well where is the Man Van? 520 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,208 - Schwoz took it to 521 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,208 go see Charlie Puth. 522 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,625 - Really? 523 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,625 Schwoz is a Puther? 524 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,041 - Oh yeah, big Puther. 525 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,208 - Heyyyy Mitch. 526 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,750 - What do you want, Hart? 527 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:04,792 - Nothin'. 528 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,125 Nothin', I just uh... 529 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:09,500 I heard you saw that jerk, 530 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:09,500 Jasper Dunlop, 531 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:12,000 get arrested yesterday, 532 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:12,000 at that Mouth Candy store. 533 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,291 - Ah, yeah, I did. 534 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,083 Yeah, man, it was hilarious. 535 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,125 He didn't even do nothin' wrong. 536 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,625 I was the one who tried 537 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,625 to steal the candy boot. 538 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,709 Ha ha. Ha ha. 539 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,625 - Ah! Oh, ha ha! 540 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,083 That is--that is awesome. 541 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,333 - I know, man. 542 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,333 - All right. 543 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:30,208 We'll See ya. 544 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:30,208 - All right, man, take care. 545 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,583 - You guys, I did it! 546 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,583 I did it! Did you hear? 547 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,375 - I just think Schwoz 548 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,375 would be more into music 549 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,291 like Coldplay or 550 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,291 some band like that. 551 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,041 - Nah, he's been into Puth for 552 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,041 like way before it was cool-- 553 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,792 - Look, guys did ya hear 554 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,792 him admit it?!? 555 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,166 - Hello! Can you guys hear me? 556 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,625 - We were just talkin' 557 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,625 about music. 558 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,041 What's goin' on? 559 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:52,834 - Wh--what's goin' on?!? 560 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,625 I just got Mitch to admit 561 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,667 that he's the one who 562 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,667 stole the candy boot! 563 00:18:58,709 --> 00:18:59,959 Were you not recording? 564 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,166 - Uhhhhhhh no... 565 00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,375 Charlotte forgot to 566 00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,375 hit record. Sorry. 567 00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,625 - I forgot?!? 568 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,208 - Oh, come on guys! 569 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,583 - Just go get him 570 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,583 to say it again. 571 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:15,333 - Ok, fine, but you press 572 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:15,333 record, you press it right now. 573 00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:20,709 - Recording. 574 00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:20,709 - Thank you. 575 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,250 - Uh...What is this? 576 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,041 - Uhhh...that was 577 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,041 either a banana or a hot dog. 578 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,250 - Ew! 579 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:33,166 - Heyyyyyyy Mitch. 580 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,250 - Dude--we're not even friends. 581 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:37,250 - No, I know...I know... 582 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:37,250 I'm just... 583 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,834 I'm still not clear on, y'know, 584 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,834 exactly what happened 585 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,583 at that store, Mouth Candy. 586 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,250 - All right man--I'll tell 587 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,250 you one more time. 588 00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,834 - Ooo. 589 00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,834 - Here we go. 590 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,291 - When the guy who owns 591 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,291 the place went into the back... 592 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,375 - Yeeeeaaaahhh...? 593 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,375 - I was the one who-- 594 00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:51,125 - Ahhh! 595 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:56,625 - Gotcha! 596 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,792 - Th-there's a dead bird 597 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,792 in my locker! 598 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,041 - I know. 599 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:04,166 Read the note on his leg. 600 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,667 - It says... 601 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,166 "Do you wanna be my girl?" 602 00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,083 No thank you, I have to go now. 603 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,709 - Oh well. Be free. 604 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,250 Lazy. 605 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,625 - Late. 606 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,625 - Wait--no--no, wait-- 607 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,959 - Henry? What's happening? 608 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,291 - Yeah, this isn't gonna work, 609 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,291 that's what's happening! 610 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,583 - Hey Kid. 611 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,291 Y'know what'll 612 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,291 make you feel lot better? 613 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,125 - What? 614 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,125 - Doin' a podcast. 615 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,291 - Okay, listen Ray! 616 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,750 I'm not doin' a podcast 617 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,750 with you or anyone else 618 00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:52,291 until Mitch confesses and my 619 00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:52,291 friend Jasper is outta jail! 620 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,458 - Please? 621 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,458 - No! 622 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,041 - All right fine! 623 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,667 Keep recording. 624 00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:00,250 - What are you gonna do?!? 625 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,667 - What I shoulda done 626 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,667 a long time ago. 627 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,333 - Ya mean clean this van? 628 00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:16,333 - Where's Mitch Bilsky? 629 00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:20,125 Bilsky! 630 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,208 Admit that you FRAMED 631 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,208 Jasper Dunlop. 632 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,709 - Y-you can't force me to-- 633 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,875 - Admit it, so I don't have to 634 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,875 punch you in the face 635 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,834 and smash your groin. 636 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,083 - Y-you wouldn't hurt a kid! 637 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:38,542 - Oh please, you look 638 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:38,542 at least 26 years old. 639 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,208 - Fair point. 640 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,417 - Now admit you're the one 641 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,417 who tried to steal 642 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,166 the candy boot! 643 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,166 - O-okay, I did it! 644 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,417 I framed Jasper! 645 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:50,208 I'm a thief and a bad person! 646 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,458 - And Jasper's a really 647 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,458 great guy! 648 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:56,291 - Charlotte, did you get that? 649 00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,375 -Yep. Got it! 650 00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:04,083 - Now... 651 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,667 I've got a podcast to do. 652 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:10,125 And everything I need for that 653 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:10,125 podcast better be there 654 00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:12,166 in the next ten minutes. 655 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,583 Don't do drugs. 656 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:22,875 - Uh...wh-what Mom? 657 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,208 Oh,'kay, be right there. 658 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:28,375 [ oven bell ] 659 00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:29,625 - Mmm.