- Charlotte!
- Ahh!
- Come with me
to the janitor's closet.
- Why do I need
to come w--ahhh!
- Okay...since now,
I'm in on Captain Man
and Kid Danger's secret,
I was thinkin' that
when we're at school,
and we need to talk about work
we should talk in code.
- Jasper, why should w--
- Listennnn...
When I wanna talk about
Captain Man,
I'm gonna say,
"Kah-poo Mah-noo."
- Isn't that an island
in Hawaii?
- No.
Now when I wanna talk
about Kid Danger,
I'll say, "K'doo D'goo."
- What's wrong with you?
- And when I wanna say Man Cave,
I'll say,
"V'kay- kay M'nay- nay."
- So...if I say,
"Hey! We gotta go meet
Kah-poo Mah-noo
and K'doo D'goo in
the V'kay-kay M'nay-nay,"
what does that mean?
- Wait! Shalla Tay-Tay...
- Attention!
Everyone!
Guess who's here!
I SAID GUESS!!!
[ all talking at once ]
- Wrong!
Here today,
with a surprise visit
to Swellview Junior High,
we have two fellas from
the Frittle corporation!
[ cheers ]
- Soooo...Say hello
to Ragin' Red Rhubarb
and Bodacious Blue Bacon!
- Oh yeah!
- Whoo!
[ cheering ]
- Whoo, who want's some?
Whoo, yeah!
- I got one!
- Hey, what's going on here--
- Okay, alright...
who shot me in the face
with this Frittle can?!?
- Stop whining!
- Hey Miss Shapen,
what's goin' on?
- Ooh, everyone--
turn on the Swellview News!
- Now come on!
Let's go hit
the teachers' lounge.
- Yeah! Teacher's Lounge!
- Trent?
- Thanks Mary.
Ragin' Red Rhubarb
or Bodacious Blue Bacon.
Which will win the contest
and become Frittle's
official new flavor?
To explain, let's go live
to the Frittle Factory.
- Hi!
Oh, keep going?
We're giving out free samples
of the two new flavors
all over Swellview.
And next Tuesday,
people can go online
to Frittles.com
and vote for the flavor
you think should win.
[ school bell rings ]
- Mmmm...Oh man,
this Bodacious Blue Bacon
is amazing.
- Mm...yeah, but...
there's somethin' awesome
about the Ragin' Red Rhubarb.
- Char, what are you
gonna vote for?
- Neither.
I don't have time to vote
for some dumb corn chip.
- What?!?
- Charlotte!
- Yo! People died for
your right to vote...
online.
- Mmmm...
I'm definitely voting
for the Ragin' Red Rhubarb.
- Ah. All right.
- You too?
- Nah, nah...
I think I'm gonna go
with the, uh...
Bodacious Blue Bacon.
It's pretty good.
- What?
- Nothing.
- Jasper--
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Oh c'mon,
you're mad at me?
Just 'cuz I support
a different flavor than you?
- I'm not mad at you.
I'm disappointed.
And a little mad.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then,
an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
Feels good.
[ music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
[ all talking at once ]
[ blows horn ]
[ group continues talking ]
[ blows horn louder ]
- This meeting of
the Man Fans can now begin.
- Point of order.
- Owwww...
- Ooops...
That slipped outta my hand.
Now, the first topic
up for discussion is...
- Hey!
The only important
topic today here
is are we Man Fans
gonna vote
for the Ragin' Red
Rhubarb Frittle chips,
or the Bodacious
Blue Bacon chips?
[ all talking at once ]
- You guys...
You guys!
We're the Man Fans,
and that means
we should wait for
Captain Man and Kid Danger
to pick red or blue,
and then that's how we all vote.
Am I right or what?
- Yeah, that's obvious...
- Or...
Or!
We could have a caucus.
[ gasps ]
- What'd you just say?!?
- See, a caucus
is where we all break
off into groups,
and then we discuss
the merits of red chips--
[ group boos ]
- You embarrass me.
- Why do you
even hang out with him?
- His dad has a boat.
- Heyyyy!
- Hey Schwoz.
What's the scoop? Ha ha.
- I'm filling the snack machine
with oats for my sister.
- Ah man,
Winnie's still here?
- She's only been
visiting for two days.
- I know, but...
she looks like a horse
and that freaks me out.
- Shhhhh!!!
She's right over there,
[ snorts ]
Schleeping!
- Hey, dude, uh...
if you like those...
blue Frittles.
you really gotta try
these Ragin' Red Rhubarb ones
'cuz they're really good.
-Ehhhh...I think the blue
chips are better.
What?
- On Tuesday, you're voting
for the red chips.
- Okay but no I'm not.
- The red chips are better!
-What's it like to be so stupid?
- You shouldn't even
be allowed to vote!
- What supposed to that means?!?
- You know exactly "what
supposed to that means," Schwoz!
Weirdo, go back to your--
Ahhhhhhh!!!
[ whinnying ]
- Okay and...
here's your unitard
for your dog.
- Ah, thank you so much.
I'm surprising him tonight.
- And please accept this
free tube of Frittles.
And don't forget to go online
and vote red on Tuesday.
- I sure will. Thank you.
- Uh...ha ha, dude...
no-no you can't be tellin'
customers to "vote red."
- Why can't I tell
customers to vote red?
- Uh...'cuz I'm Kid Danger
and I want
the blue chips to win.
- Ohhhhhh-kay,
let's go downstairs now.
- Oh, so...you're more
important than me
just because "you're
the superhero sidekick"
and I'm the guy who works
behind the counter?
- Noooo.
There's other reasons.
- Uh, heyyy guys,
look at this big pencil.
Whoa, you're not practical.
- Ray wants the red chips to win
and he's Captain Man
and he said I can tell
customers to vote red.
- Oh...did he?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, you know what.
I'm gonna go talk
to him right now,
'cuz that's unacceptable.
- You do that,
while I enjoy
the semi-natural taste
of Ragin' Red Rhubarb.
- Ahhh! Argh!
- Oh, hey guys.
- Uh Ray...
- Yeah what goes on?
- Did you stuff Schwoz
into a bucket of oats?
- Nooo...I don't recall
seeing Schwoz today.
- Oh hey Schwoz,
where ya been?
- You know!
You schtuffed me in
that bucket of oats!
- Oh yeah, good for me.
- Oh, no! Schwoz!!!
- Schwoz! My schpoon
is too schmall.
- Well what I'm supposed
to do about it?!
- Go get your sister
a bigger schpoon!
- Ahhh, schvitz!
- Why'd you stuff Schwoz
in a bucket of oats?
- 'Cuz! I'm the boss
around here,
and he was talking
about blue chips
and how great they are!
- They are great!
They're way better than
those icky red chips!
- What are you talking about...
- Oh c'mon you guys,
this is so dumb.
- Dumb?!?
- How can you say that?
- 'Cuz! No matter
which chip wins,
nothing's gonna change!
- I mean, remember
when they came out with
nacho cheese flavored chips,
and everyone thought
they were gonna
change the world?
Well they didn't.
And then they gave us
sour cream and onion...
nothin' changed.
Then cool ranch,
then salsa verde...
every four years it's another
"new, exciting flavor"
but look around, people...
nothing's changed.
Yeah, you ponder that.
[ alarm sounds ]
- Emergency.
- It's a video call.
- Put it on screen.
- Wait! We're not in uniform.
I'm not gonna turn on
our camera.
You think this is my
first day on the job?
- No.
- Help! Please!
Captain Man! Captain Man!
- This is Captain Man,
please state your emergency.
- Sure! I was climbing
up Mount Swellview,
and there was an avalanche,
and I fell!
There's a big boulder on my leg
and I can't move!
- Ah! More rocks are falling!
Please help, Captain Man,
Kid Danger,
please help!
- All right, don't worry,
we'll be there in a...
Wait...what did you
just put in your mouth?
- Oh, it's a blue frittle chip.
They're soooo good.
- Oh, so on Tuesday
you're voting blue?
- Yeah, I guess.
- Oh, ok then, you can
just save yourself!
- What!?
- So you're not going to help
that guy
just 'cuz he's voting blue?
- Maybe.
- All right! Okay.
Then I'm not gonna help anyone
who's voting red!
- [ high-pitched ]
Oh-wha-fine
- Whoooaaa!
You guys can't start
not helping people
just 'cuz they support
a different chip than you!
- Really? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure
that what I just did Charlotte!
- Ray Manchester!
- Ooooo busted.
- Our job is to help and protect
the citizens of Swellview,
and that means everybody,
no matter what color chip
they identify with!
- You should not be getting
involved in snack politics.
- You're not the boss of us.
- You can't tell us--
- What'd you say?!?
- I dunno.
- Nothin'.
- Ray! Henry!
- What's up?
- What
- Someone broke into
the Frittle factory
and stole a whole truckload
of Frittle chips!
- What color Frittles
were stolen?
- Red!
- No!
- Yes!
- All right, do I have to
lecture you boys a third time?!?
- No no no no...
- Naw, no, no...
- Okay, you go look
for the truck!
I'll go help the guy who fell
off the mountain.
- Right!
- Wait, where's my gumball tube?
- Oh, I made you a new one.
- What the--
Schwoz! What'd you do
to my balls of gum?!?
- That's what you get
for schtuffing me
in the bucket of oats!
[ whinnying ]
- Ah shut up!
Horse!
- And if you're just joining us,
today, the Frittle
corporation is launching
their new blimp.
- It's all a big
promotional stunt
to help spread awareness
for the big vote,
which will determine
Frittle's newest flavor:
either my favorite:
Bodacious Blue Bacon
or the other red flavor,
which is disgusting.
- Oh, what's this...oh, wow.
We've just received word
that Captain Man has returned a
stolen truck full of Frittles
to the Frittle factory.
- That's nice, Mary,
but let's hear it
from someone who's
a little less irritating.
Evelyn?
- Thanks Trent.
I'm here live at the Frittle
factory with Kid Danger.
Tell us how you
caught the criminal
who stole the Frittle truck.
- Uh...well, actually...
Captain Man caught the criminal
who stole the Frittle truck...
- But you helped?
- No, I was actually tryin'
to save another guy
who fell off a mountain.
- Ooo, sounds like
you're the real hero.
- Well...
- Uh, excuse me!
Hi, hello.
- Yes, and you are?
- I'm Captain Man,
you know that!
Everyone knows me, so...
- Oh riiight.
You're the guy who took me
out on two dates,
then never called me again.
- Do you wanna know about
how I recovered
the stolen Frittle truck?
- I do not.
- Well, but I...
- Back to you, Trent.
- Wait, I want the people
of Swellview to know--
Oh, is that how it is? Fine.
- Captain Man, Captain Man,
Kid Danger...
-Hello there.
- Hey fellas.
I'm Jack Frittleman,
chariman and C.E.O.
of Frittle Snacks,
and I wanted to
thank you personally for--
Hmmm?
- Is there a Problem?
- Well, sort of.
Uh, when the truck was stolen,
it was carrying
400 cases of Ragin' Red
Rhubarb Frittle chips.
- Yeah?
- So?
- Uh, it seems that
two cases of the chips
are missing.
Weird.
I wonder what happened to them.
-Well, I guess you'll just
have to ask the missing chips.
- What does that mean?
- Hmm?
- Well, the chips are missing.
So I can't ask the chips.
- And even if he could,
chips can't talk.
- Well, if chips could talk
and they were here,
I'm sure they could tell us.
- What's he saying?
- I don't know.
- Bottom line: You're welcome.
- Captain Man! Captain man!
- Kid Danger!
- Uhhh...who are these children?
- Oh, that's just my siiiii...
- Siii-scissors.
Has anybody seen my scissors?
My scissors?
- No, I don't have them.
- Nooo.
- No? Okay.
- We're the Man Fans.
- The official fan club for
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- We're verified.
- Hey guys.
- Yeah, sup Fans?
- Okay! Are you kids
here to see the launch
of our new Frittle blimp?
- No. Kids hate blimps.
- We gotta decide
which Frittle chip
we're gonna vote for on Tuesday,
so we need to know.
- Need to know what?
- Which chip Captain Man
and Kid Danger
are voting for!
- We're gonna vote for whoever
you guys tell us to.
- Yeah, so.
- Red or Blue?
- Well...if you wanna know,
personally I'm...
- I'm gonna go
with the...
- You should not be getting
involved in snack politics.
- Uh, hey, look, sorry kids.
But Captain Man and I do not get
involved in snack politics,
so you'll just have to--
- Vote red!
- What!
- Yesss.
- Kids! If you like me,
Captain man says
vote for the Ragin' Red
Rhubarb Brittle!
- Nooo! You're not supposed to--
Vote blue!!!
- Stop it!
- You stop it!
- Tell them to vote blue...
- I can do whatever I want...
Vote for the
Ragin' Red Rhubarb Brittles or
die!
OK, you know what...
Why don't you just take
a walk and chill.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah, chill.
"C-H-I-L-L", chill, mm-kay?
[Inaudible]
Telling me what I can
and cannot--
[ gun powering on ]
[ gun blast ]
- Okay.
- Okay, hey, look--just 'cuz
I shot you in the face
doesn't mean--
- Ooh!
- Like that?
-Uhh, ok!
- Uhhh...fellas...
- No, no, he's asking for it.
- Don't you do it.
Ok...Now you've done it.
Okay, say hello to
my Frittle friend.
Owwwww!
Right in the eye, okay,
that's how you wanna play
- That's enough.
- Oh, is it enough?
- Yeah.
- I'll just adjust this gauge...
What's happening?
- Why's that light flashing?
- They jammed
the system controls!
Now the corn compressors
are building up
an extreme amount
of pressure, and...
and they can't release
the corn gas!
- Attention.
This is Jack Frittleman.
Run.
And the explosion was felt
all throughout Swellview,
and even in some nearby cities,
including Naborville,
Border Town, and Rivalton.
- But luckily, despite the
magnitude of the blast,
everyone important survived.
- So, the real victim here
is our own city of Swellview.
Because not only has the red
vs. blue contest been canceled,
but also, C.E.O.
Jack Frittleman says
it's going to take four years
to rebuild the factory.
- Four years.
That's a "Frittle" too long
if you ask me.
- I wish you'd been in
that factory, Mary.
- Dang it.
I loved those blue
Frittle chips.
- I loved them too.
- I loved the red ones.
- I loved not caring.
- Well, Henry and Schwoz...
shucks for you guys.
- What are you all happy about?
- Oh y'know...
Ragin' Red
Rhubarb Frittles.
- Well that's too bad,
'cuz they all blew up.
- Did they?
- Uh yeah, it was just
on the news.
- Was it?
- Yeah, we just watched it.
- Did we?
- Okay, will you
quit doin' that?
- Will I?
- Ray, what do you know?
- Well...I know...
that when you're a superhero,
and you find a stolen truck
with four hundred cases
of red Frittles inside,
it's never a bad idea to
snag a couple
of cases for yourself.
- But that's stealing.
- Is it?
- Yeah.
- Pretty sure it is.
- Yeah, all right.
- W-w-wait...
You're sayin' there's two cases
of Frittles chips here?!?
- Yep. About half a mile
down there,
right in the Man Cave.
- Wait, wait...
my sister Winnie went
down to the Man Cave
to have a schnack
and take a nap.
- You!
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm.