- Okay, over there.
There we go...
- Okay, I'm here. What's up?
- Uh, Charlotte wants to show us
the new project she made
for The Gizmo Show.
- Gizmo Show?
- What's a Gizmo Show?
- Oh, it's this huge competition
they have every year
where kids bring all kinds
of cool machines
and inventions they've made
- [ yawns ]
- and they show it to the...
I'm sorry, was I boring you?
- Yah, little bit.
- Okay.
- Nooo, he's tired 'cuz
he hasn't slept in two days.
- Yeah, but Henry was
also being boring.
- True.
[ yawns ]
- Why hasn't Schwoz
slept in two days?
- 'Cuz he was bingewatching
that mini series about OJ.
- Mmmm, the one about that
big trial from the nineties?
- No.
- The one about orange juice.
- Yeah, it's called
"OJ: From Farm To Glass."
- Hey, you see the episode yet
about how they remove the pulp--
- Shhhh, no spoilers!
- Ah!
[ crash ]
[ elevator ding ]
- Is it time to see
Charlotte's thing?
- Jasper!
- You're supposed to be upstairs
in JunkNStuff, working.
- Yeah, dude, what if
a customer walks in?
- Oh, it's okay I left
a sign saying:
"Be Right Back."
- And hello!!!
As some of you know,
for the past three years
at The Gizmo Show,
my projects have won
the second place prize.
- Okay
- So interesting.
- All right.
- But this is the year that
Charlotte goes number one.
[ chuckles ]
- So you're gonna pee?
[ all laugh ]
- She's going to pee!
- She's going to pee,
which is number one!
- She's going to pee.
Hahahaha!
[ laughter dies off ]
- I call my project...
The Scream Machine.
Please clap.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- Now, as we all know,
the future of our planet
depends on finding new ways
to create clean,
renewable energy.
But where will
our energy come from?
- France.
- No.
- Energy Balls.
- Wrong.
- Orange juice.
- Dang it.
- Double-A batteries!
- Shut up!!!
As you're about to see,
my Scream Machine
creates energy from sound.
- Ohhh, sound.
- That's interesting.
- What she mean sound?
- I like batteries.
- Jasper? Over here please?
- Ooo.
- Busted.
- Put that mask over your mouth.
- Ooo, a mask!
- Now, watch as I take the
Shock Rod that Schwoz made...
...and do this.
[ muffled screams ]
[ Hawaiian music plays ]
- Whoa, what made it
work like that?
- Sound!!!
- Oh.
- See, when Jasper screamed,
these magnetic modules
converted the sound
vibrations into energy,
which this kinetic transformer
turned into electricity,
which made the hula girl dance!
- Ooopa!
- Wow.
- That's fantastic.
- You're right.
- But why'd you have
to rod shock me?
- For science.
- W-w-wait, so when someone
makes a sound into this thing,
how much electricity
can it create?
- It depends on how loud
the sound is,
and how long the sound lasts.
- Ooo, I want to try something!
- Oh, no, no,
you don't need to try--
- That's probably
not a good idea.
- Schwoz, what are you gonna
do with that air horn?
[ blows air horn ]
[ music speeds up ]
- Yeah!
Hula! Hula! Hula!
- Schwoz!!!
- Schwoz, stop!
- Stop why?!?
Look how the hula girl is--
- Wha--hut, huh, huh, huh...
- What, hut, huh, huh...
- Don't blame yourselfs.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible
superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
[ music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
- Uhh!
- Ah!
- Ayeeeeee!!!
- Oooooooeeeeeee!!!
Ayewaaaahhhhh!!!
- Four months!
I worked on that project
for four months!
- All right, Charlotte.
- That's enough...
- Come on.
- Whoah, whoah.
- Stop.
- Come on.
- I was finally gonna win first
place at The Gizmo Show!
Finally! But Schwoz had to
go wreck my Scream Machine
and ruin my chances!
- Look, just calm down.
- Hey!
Never tell a woman to calm down.
- I'm sorry I was
just tryin' to--
- Never tell a woman
to calm down.
- Okay.
- Say it with me.
[ together ] Never tell
a woman to calm down.
- Ya get it?
- Yes, I promise.
- Charlotte, this really isn't
the disaster you think it is.
- But, The Gizmo Show
is on Monday
and look what Schwoz
did to my project!
- Okaaay, but Schwoz
is a scientific genius
and he has all weekend to
rebuild your Scream Machine,
which he will.
- Noooooo! This weekend I'm
supposed to get my colonoscopy!
- Reschedule it.
- I'll just reschedule it.
- But the rules say
that every kid
has to create their own gizmo
without help from a parent
or any other adult.
It has to be my work.
- It is your work.
- Uh, yeah, see, look,
Schwoz is just gonna recreate
the project you made. Okay?
- Okay?
- [ groans] I guess so.
- All right,
then we're all good.
Schwoz, now it's up to you
to make sure you get--
- Oh my god, this guy.
- Are you serious?
Oh my god, all right.
I got this.
[ air horn ]
- Oh! Augh!
Who did that?
- None a'your business.
- Okay, good, good for you.
Ha ha. Don't calm down.
- Hey...
Can we stop and get ice creams?
- No.
No ice creams 'til later.
Right now, we gotta get
to the hardware store.
- [ sighs ] I hate goin'
to hardware stores.
- Well, I need extra parts
if you want me to recreate
Charlotte's stupid
Scream Machine.
- Well, you wouldn't
have to recreate
Charlotte's Scream Machine
if you hadn't airhorned
that hula dancer to death.
- Stop making me feel bad!
- You should feel bad!
Now just keep studying
Charlotte's drawings
and make sure you know
everything you need to get.
- I'm looking at Charlotte's
plans right now!
- Oh, look at Charlotte's
plans right now!
I'm hot.
Is it hot in here?
[ tires screech ]
- It's a little hot, I guess.
- You know what? It's my car,
I'm gonna put the top down.
- Ah! No--unh!
- Ah!
Da plans! Da plans!
- Schwoz!
Where'd the plans go?!?
♪ Over your shoulder
You know that I told ya ♪
♪ I'll always be pickin' you up
when you're down ♪
♪ So just turn around ♪
- Man on PA: The Gizmo Show
judging will begin momentarily,
so prepare to be judged.
Good luck.
- C'mon.
- Noooo...
- C'mon, you can't hide
in the bathroom forever.
- I just wanna leave.
- Why?
You should be proud
of your project.
- My project is
an embarrassment.
- Yeah, but, I think it's
a cute little volcano.
- Oh please.
- What?
- Look at Jana Tetrazini's
"cute" volcano.
- Wow. She is talented.
- She is not!
Her smelly dad always makes
her project for her.
- Well...I think your
volcano is just as neat.
- Ohhh, you're such a Dad.
- C'mon, let's test it again.
- Nooo.
- All right, I'm your adult,
and I say we test
your volcano again.
[ beep, splat ]
- I'm so proud of you.
- Oh man! The judges only have
two more projects to score,
and then I'm next!
- Hey lookit...
- What is that?
- I took pics of us
then swapped our faces.
I think we look kinda hot.
- Jasper!
Look at my project table!
- What?
Is it wobbly?
- It's empty!
Where's Schwoz
with my project?!?
- Woman on PA: And Piper Hart's
project gets a score of:
Three.
- Heyyyyy! Look,
you got third place!
- No, Dad, I got a three.
- Three outta what?
- Out of 100!!!
- Oooh. Yeesh.
- Comin' through!
- Ooo, here they are!
Here they come!
- Heyyy! I'm tender here.
- Excuse us.
- Make a hole, people!
- Where have you guys been?!?
- We got here
as fast as we could.
- We wanted to stop
and get ice creams.
- But Henry wouldn't let us.
- Okay, We'll get
ice creams later!
- Jeez.
- Oh man, here come the judges!
Quick, move that table
outta the way
so we can put my
Scream Machine here!
Where is my project?
What is that?!?
- Okay, listen, listen, listen.
I gotta tell you something.
We lost the plans
for your Scream Machine.
- You lost them?!?
- Shhhh!
- Okay, never tell a woman
to shhhhhh!
- Okay.
- We're sorry.
- So many rules.
- Look, Schwoz tried to recreate
your Scream Machine...
- But without the plans he
couldn't get it to work in time.
- Well what the jack
is that thing?!?
- It's a little project
that I've been working on,
so I finished it for you!
- Well I can't pretend
I made this!
- Yeah, sure you can. See,
it's got your little disco ball,
from the other one,
remember this one?
[ Captain Man shrieks ]
- This isn't my work!
I don't even know what it does!
- Okay, look,
what the machine does,
I don't really know
what it does--
- Okay, next.
Ah, yes.
Here we have a young lady
who's no stranger
to second-place ribbons.
How are you, Charlotte?
- Oh y'know...
good...
little nauseous.
- Great. You wanna tell us
about your project?
- I'd rather not.
- Okaaay. Well then, would you
like to demonstrate your gizmo?
- Yeah okay.
- Yeah, 'cuz like,
what else would she do?
Not demonstrate it?
- Good one.
- All right Charlotte,
what does your gizmo do?
- Uh, well...
I should probably start by,
uh...
turning it on...
and to do that I just...
I, uh...I push this...
[ coughing "no" ]
I mean, I pull this...
[ coughing "no" ]
Actually, I turn this knob...
[ coughing "yes" ]
And next, I uh...
- [ coughing ] Tap...
- [ coughing ] Tap the screen
- [ coughing ] Touch the screen.
- I tap this screen.
- Oh!
- [ gasps ]
- All: Ohhh!
- Wasn't I just over there?
- Good lord! Did your device
just transport that boy
from there to there?!?
- Y-yeah, seems so. Heh heh.
- Should we just stop
this competition now?
Because Charlotte's device
isn't just the best gizmo
at this show...
This is mankind's most
impressive invention
of all time!
- No, no, no, no,
it's not so great.
Look at that pancake flipper!
I wish I'd thought a'that!
- Are you kidding?
You've created instant
teleportation.
This technology could
end the need for cars,
airplanes, shipping.
It could help preserve
the Earth's entire ecosystem.
Charlotte, you're going to be
the most famous person
on this planet.
- Someone call the government!
- Call Fox News!
- She's gonna win
the Nobel Prize!
- Yeah! Take that, China!
- Well Charlotte, you must
be very proud that--
Where'd she go?
- Oh, there she is!
Hiding under the table!
- Aw, there she is!
- She's under the table.
[ chanting ]
- Charlotte! Charlotte!
Charlotte! Charlotte!
[ chanting ]
- Charlotte! Charlotte!
- Charlotte!
- Okay, thank you.
Thank you,
I need to get down now.
Hey kid, what's this
thing you built?
- It's a soundproof booth.
- Cool. In here.
- Uh, hey! Wait!
Whoah, whoah, whoah,
wait, wait.
You're not allowed
in my booth!
Get out!
- Yeah, that's my gizmo.
- All right, I need
you guys to listen!
- I know what you're going
to say, so...you're welcome.
- I'm not welcome!
Everyone out there thinks I'm
some kind of scientific genius
who just created the most
important invention
in the history of the world!
- Once again, you're welcome.
Owwwie!
- People are calling
the government,
and Fox News!
- So?
- They're fair.
- And balanced.
- Oh, and what happens
when they wanna know
everything about me?!?
People are gonna find out
that I work at JunkNStuff...
and then reporters are
gonna come poking around,
wantin' to talk to me,
and then how long
before they figure out
that's where Captain Man
and Kid Danger work?!?
- Ohhhhhh.
- This is bad.
- She's right.
This is a problem.
We need to make it go away.
- How? I mean, everyone out
there just saw her device work!
- Then we need to get rid of it.
- My machine?!?
- Yes, "your machine."
- Okay, dude, there's like
a billion people out there.
How are we gonna get rid of it?
- Easy. All we need is a plan.
- Which is?
- I don't know, Henry,
isn't it enough
that I've pointed out
that a plan is what we need?
- No, not really!
- I have an idea!
- Is it a plan?!?
- Yes.
- Ha!
- All we need is Captain Man,
Kid Danger...
and a criminal.
- You want me to be a criminal?
- Yeah, will you?
- Do I have to whack someone?
- No.
- I'll do it anyway!
- Okay, good, come on.
- Piper! C'mon, smile...
Smiiiile...
- Heyyyy Piper.
- Whatup, Jana?
- I see your volcano
got a three.
I uh...guess
that's better than a two.
- Well at least I built mine.
I didn't have my smelly dad
do it for me.
- Oh, great!
So you're a loser
all by yourself.
- That's it.
Ahh!
- Whoah. No, Piper, no!
- She called me a loser!
- They're just words.
Just ignore her.
- Yeah Piper.
Listen to your dumb dad.
- She called me dumb!
I don't have to
take that from a kid!
- Relax!
- You think I'm dumb,
I went to college!
-She's a bad person.
- I'll show you dumb, jerk!
- Let it go!
- Yeah you better walk away!
[ crowd clamor ]
- Charlotte, Charlotte!
Excuse me, excuse me.
This is State Senator
Jack Rothwell.
He wants to ask you some
questions about your invention!
- Oh, okay...
- but I'm not sure if--
- Ooo Charlotte!
Two FBI agents are on the way,
they want to ask you
a lot of questions!
[ all shouting questions ]
- Jasper, where are you?!?
- I'm right outside.
I found a great disguise
in the dumpster!
- Okay, just get in here
and follow the plan.
- Can I whack someone?
- No, you can't whack anyone.
- Ahhhh!!!
Quick! They're after me!
I need a place to hide!
- Ahhh! It's that bad guy!
Somebody do something!
- I'll do something.
- And I'll do something, also.
- Dad look, it's Captain Man
and Kid Danger!
- [ cheering ]
- Hey, what do I do now?
- Run to Charlotte's table.
- Right.
Ha! This man can't stop me!
- Uh, hold it right there!
- No! I'm not holding it
anywhere!
- Um, sir,
I urge you to give up!
Eat feet!
[ crowd gasps ]
- Okay, that does it.
- Let's get him.
- Ahh!
- Charlotte's gizmo!!!
[ mock yelling ]
- Oh!
[ yelling continues ]
- No!
- Why'd he hit me so hard?
- It's such an odd fight.
- Isn't it?
[ beep beep beep ]
- Are you okay?
- All right, punk.
- Next stop for you...
- Jail.
- Noooo, I hate jail!
- Awwwwww.
My project, it's damaged.
- Can you repair it?!?
- Damaged beyond repair.
- But--but you have your
original drawings, I'm sure.
- So you can recreate it.
- Mmmm, no.
My drawings were lost.
- Well, I'm sure you remember
how you created it.
- Yes, and with time,
I'm sure--
- Mm-mm. I have a bad memory.
- Well, maybe you could just--
- Bye.
- He didn't need
to hit me that hard.
♪ Over your shoulder
you know that I told ya ♪
♪ I'll always be pickin' you up
when you're down ♪
♪ So just turn around ♪
♪ Ooooohhheeeooo ♪
- Charlotte, will you hold
this for a second?
- Oh, yeah.
- Wait, what are you--
- What are you--
- Ah!
[ car horn blares ]
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm.