- But, why would he want us here
after midnight on a Thursday?
- I don't know,
but if it's because he
had a bad dream again,
I am not gonna sing him
a lullaby this time.
- Maybe it's some emergency.
Like maybe he--
- I'm here!
- That's an emergency.
- Are you...
why would...
curlers?
What, you thought my hair
was naturally curly?
[alarm beeps]
- Heyyy.
Hello friends.
Welcome.
Welcome!
- Uh, sure.
- Yeah, hey.
- And now...
I wanna introduce you guys
to someone very special.
- Who's that?
- I dunno.
- It looks like a woman.
- Yeah.
- Everyone...
this is Gwen.
- Hi guys.
- Uh, hey.
- What's up, Gwen.
- Hey. Ray, can I talk
to you for a second
- Hold on, I'd really rather--
- Just a sec, so sorry,
- Isn't she great? So pretty--
- I'm so sorry--
Are you crazy?!?
- What?
- You can't bring some stranger
down here in the Man Cave!
- Oh, Gwen's not a stranger.
- Well, how long have
you known her?!
- Almost three hours.
- Three hours?! What?!
- Ooo, that reminds me. I gotta
tell her you're Kid Danger.
- Wha-no--no,
you can't tell--
- Hey, honey?
- Yes?
- I'll bet you'll never guess
who this lovable
knucklehead really is.
- Ray, don't!
- Not a good idea.
- Kid Danger! Ha Ha.
- Duuude!
- Dude.
- It's okaaay.
Gwen even knows
that I'm Captain Man.
- What are you doing?!
- Ray!
- And guess what else.
Gwen and I...
we're getting married.
- Heyyy.
What's the...happening?
- Ray's getting married to
a woman he met three hours ago!
- Whaaaaaaaat?!?
And--
why does Jasper have
those things on his head?
- Because his hair's
not naturally curly.
- Whaaaaaaaat?!?
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible
superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.
[ music ]
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Aw, my boot!
- Ha!
- Grr!
- Henry...
- Yeah?
- This plant's
intimidating me.
- Dude, we got bigger problems
right now, than...
plant thirst.
[ plant coughs ]
I mean, why would Ray
wanna marry a lady
he's only known
for three hours?!?
- Maybe she has a trampoline.
- Grr.
- Nooo, I love you more.
I do too.
No, I love you more
than you love me.
Oh I think I do.
- All right, he's about
to make me puke.
- No, I love you more.
- What's that?
We can use this to find out
why Ray fell in love
with that woman so quickly.
- But how can--
- Shhhh-shoosh!
Ray!
Ray, come quick to me!
- Yeah, I'll see ya
in a few minutes.
I love you. Muah.
Okay, Schwoz, what was it
that you wanted me--
- Charlotte, catch him!
- Me? Ah!
- Charrrlotte--
- Good job!
Now bring him over
here to the sofa!
- Come on...
smile for me.
Ahhhh!
He globbered me!
- All right, all right,
it's not that bad.
Ah, it's just a little bit.
Come on, here.
- Henry.
Jasper.
- Hey, Gwen!
- Uh, Jasper...
why don't you
go to the bathroom?
- 'Cuz I'm empty?
- Then go into the bathroom,
and use your phone
to listen to your
Celine Dion playlist.
- Done!
- Y'know...
Henry.
I got the feeling last night
that you don't want me
to marry your friend Ray.
- Well I'm glad you
got that feeling,
'cuz that feeling
is exactly what I want
your feeling to be.
Ya feelin' me?
- I'm sorry, one more time?
- No, I'm sorry,
'cuz I don't repeat stuff.
- What are you doing?
I am connecting this device
to Ray's brain,
and converting his
cerebral memory impulses
into audio and video images,
so we can see his memories
from yesterday, when
he first met the lah-day.
- When he first met
the "lah-day."
[ beeping ]
- Hey! You, there.
- Me?
- What are you doing
with that glowing blob?
- Uh...nothing.
- That's a lie.
I think
you're a criminal.
- Are you...hungry?
- Uhhh.
- I know Ray.
And there's no way
that he'd meet you,
then ask you to marry him
on the same day, unless you--
Unless you did something.
- Y'know, Henry...
I was hoping
we could be friends.
But now...
I'm sorry that I made
you these muffins.
- M-muffins?
- Mmmm, yeah,
that's really good.
That's a good muffin...
- Captain Man?
- Yeah?
- May I kiss you?
- Uhhh... wuhhhh...
[ beeps faster ]
- Now, Captain Man, is there
something you wanna tell me?
- Y-yeah, I...
I love you.
- That's right.
And you always will.
- The muffin!
- Yes! What?
- Gwen did something
to the muffin! Like...
she must've added some
sort of chemical or something,
and it made Ray fall in love
with her when she kissed him!
- Dee, da, do. Ah!
- Jasper?!
- Hey, what's up?
I thought you were upstairs
in Junk-N-Stuff with Henry.
Oh, I was, but Henry
wanted to talk to Gwen,
so I went to the--
- Gwen?!?
- Ah geez!
- C'mon!
- Wait! I'm running too!
- Oh man, what is this,
banana nut?
This a banana nut muffin?
- Henry, don't swallow
that muffin!!!
- W-w-what--stop--ah!
- Henry, it's dangerous.
- Use the soap duster!
- Wait--what! Wha--
- Okay, out of
your mouth! Henry!
- Hey! Let him eat the muffin!
- You back up!
- Oh my God!
- I know mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation!
- I need to kiss him!
- Hey, I'm his best friend!
[ Jasper gasping ]
- Hen?! Hen, are you okay?
- I...
I love you.
- Hey! H-Hey!
Quit it!
No, Henry--This is
not a good time to hug.
- Aw, you have such pretty hair.
- Henry!
- Great, see what you did?!?
- What I did?!?
- Yeah!
- I'm not the one who's
been boppin' around here
with a big box of
mystical muffins!
- Gwen!
I was just dreaming
about the first time we met.
- Hello, my sweet man.
- Ray, no!
- Quit--quit it.
- I can't quit you.
- Ray! You don't
really love her!
- Ray, she gave you
a bad muffin that--
- She tricked you!
- Yah, and she tried
to do it to Henry, too!
- Except Henry fell in love
with Jasper by mistake!
- Aw, my baby's so smart.
- Could you please make
all of these people leave
so we can be alone?
- All right, everybody out!
Come on, let's go.
- Wait, wait!
- B-b-but!
- No, no, no.
- Wait, wait, look at me!
- Ooo, but you gotta go. Okay!
Hate to see ya go, but go.
- Bye guys.
- N-no--nope, stop it.
- I love you.
- No, no, no, you can't come in.
- Why I can't go in there?
- 'Cuz what if Henry's
parents are home?
- Bu--I can't stay out here
by myself!
- Sure you can.
- No! What if someone
tries to take me?
- Who would want you?
- People want me.
[ little dog howls ]
- Okay...
Tell me why Gwen would
use tainted muffins
to make Ray fall
in love with her.
- 'Cuz, think about it.
If Captain Man and
Kid Danger are so in love
that they can't fight crime,
then they can't stop Gwen
from doing whatever evil
things she wants to do!
- Okay, then I think we need
to figure out how--how--
Ooo...
Ahh.
Ooo, that feels so nice.
[ snoring ]
- Let's take him.
- Ahhh!
- Get up!
- Help! D-d-don't take me!
- Jaaaasperrr!
- Oh, hey, Piper.
- Did you go into my bathroom
and take my curling iron?!?
- Uh, yeah, but I--
- Hey!
Don't you yell at my Jasper.
- He jacked my girly curly!
- Owww!
She yanked off my eyelashes!
- Piper!
You just hurt someone I love!
- Yeah, and I'm just
gettin' started!
- What? No. No!
- No, stop! No!
- Piper, stop!
- Are you gonna steal my--
- Piper quit that! No!
- Now stay outta my bathroom!
- Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!
- Henry! Are you okay?!?
You okay?
- Ah, yeah.
Yeah. I think so.
Oh, Jasper--
- No more hugging me!
- Hugging you?
Ewww.
- Ewww? Wait!
Aren't you in love
with Jasper?!
- In love with--what?!
Noooo! No.
- Okay...okay,
this is awesome!
- What is? How come Henry
doesn't love me anymore?
- I think 'cuz when Piper
was harassing you,
it made Henry feel really angry.
- So?
- So...
- When you feel strong emotions,
your body releases
chemicals into your brain.
- Ohh, okay...
so like,
when Henry felt anger,
it drove out
his feelings of love?
Yeah, I think that's
what happened.
Okay, okay so now,
all I gotta do is make
Ray like, insanely mad,
so he'll fall outta
love with Gwen.
- Well, but--how are you
gonna get him mad enough?
- You could pick
a fight with him!
- Yes.
- Oh, c'mon,
Ray could kill you!
You can't pick
a fight with Ray.
- Well one of us
is gonna have to do it.
- Not it.
- Not it!
- Help me!
Quit it!
Leave me alone!
- Hey, hey, hey,
get outta here.
- Pick on someone your own size.
- Delinquents.
- Jerks!
- C'mon, let's get
to the Man Cave!
- I told you not
to leave me alone.
- Well, who knew?
- I knew!
Schwoz knew.
- I love that.
- Hmm. What?
- Mouth kisses
from my future missus.
- Yeeeaaahhh.
Well, it's 5:30,
so I'm gonna go rob
the Swellview bank.
- Okay baby.
You go rob it good.
- Oh, I will.
- I love you!
- Yes, you do.
- Sooo...
Charlotte?
- Yeah Henry?
- Who do you think
should win
"Most Attractive Guy
in Swellview?"
- "Most Attractive Guy
in Swellview?"
- Yeah.
- Uhhh...
- Hey, what about your dad?
- Yah, your dad is hot.
- Well, yeah.
- That's true.
- That's an interesting
way of looking at it.
- Wait, wait,
wait a second, you guys.
- Yeah?
- What's up, buddy?
- Just a friendly reminder,
I've won "Most Attractive
Guy in Swellview"
for the past twelve years, so...
it's kinda in the bag.
- Well, yeah, but...
you're kinda old now.
- I'm old?
- Yeah, I mean,
what are you like...
over fifty?
- Fif--?!
Did you just use
the "F "word?
- Hey, look, I'm just saying--
- I'm 35, Henry.
You know that.
- Well, you're starting
to lose your hair a little bit.
- What did you just say to me?
- Hey, where's Gwen?
- Gwen happens to be getting
ready to go rob a bank.
- Or...
Maybe she's not
goin' to rob a bank.
Maybe she's goin' to
meet some other guy.
- She's going to rob a bank.
- Or, maybe...
she's goin' to meet
some guy named Rob...
Banks.
- That's stupid.
That's not a guy's name.
- Yeah it is.
Just face it, Ray.
Gwen doesn't want you.
She wants Robert J. Banks.
Y'know why?
I bet he's way better
lookin' than you.
- Not possible.
- Yep.
He's probably in
his early thirties.
- That's enough.
- Yeah,
I bet he's gonna
kiss her soo goooood.
Oh, Gwen,
you kiss like a princess
Mmmm, your lips
feel like hot pie.
- Ahh!
- It's not my fault
that she likes younger guys!
Oh, is that some grey hair?
- Get off me!
- Is that some grey hair?!
- Keep going.
You gotta make him madder.
- Yeah, I'm workin' on tha--
- Come on.
You ain't so bad.
You ain't so bad!
- Hyeah!
- This is so cool to watch!
- I'm glad you're
having a good time.
- Go!
- She probably makes
muffins for lots of guys.
- She only makes muffins for me!
- Henry!
- Uh-oh.
- Ray, don't!
- Ah, ohh, uhh...
- I think you did it!
It's working!
- Ray! Ray.
- Can you hear us?!?
- It's me, Jasper!
- Ray, Ray, you okay?
- Can you hear us?
- Ah, what happened?
I was in love...
with a woman,
uh... Gwen!
- She gave you a love muffin.
- Yeah, and then I had
to make you really mad
so your feelings of rage
and anger would overpower
your muffin-induced
feelings of love.
- That makes sense.
Guys, quick, go hide!
- Okay Ray,
I'm about to leave...
It should take me about, hmm...
twenty minutes to rob the bank.
- Aw that sounds great.
- Oh hey, how do you
like my ponytail?
- I love it.
I mean it's really cute
and just so--
Ah!
- Owww!!!
You just ripped
my ponytail off my head!
You're...you're not
in love with me anymore.
- Yeah, he's not.
- Sorry, Gwen.
- How ya like dem muffins?
- And now, Gwen,
I'd be honored to escort
you to prison.
- Look out!
- She's got a phone!
- So?
- Who cares?
(Gwen) You better care.
Because if I
tap right here,
it's gonna send a post out
telling the whole world
that Ray Manchester
is Captain Man,
and that Henry Hart
is Kid Danger.
- Anything about me?
- You let me go,
and I'll keep your secret.
Deal?
[ whispers ]
- Do we have a deal
or don't we?
- Yeah, we've got a deal--
for now.
- But someday
you're going to jail.
- I doubt it.
Buh-bye, boys and girl!
Off I go!
Okay, what words
do I have to say
to activate
the tube suckage?
- Oh, yeah, just yell,
"Diamonds, rubies,
lift me...tubies."
- Yup, that's it.
- Thank you.
Diamonds, rubies,
lift me, tubies!
[ all laughing ]
- I will tap this button,
I swear I'll tap it!
- Just say, "Up the tube."
- Up the tube!
- Whew.
This whole thing was insane.
- Yeah, no kidding.
- Well, at least we all
learned something valuable.
- What'd we learn?
- We all learned
that no matter
how strong love is...
anger is stronger.
- It's true.
- That's a good point.
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm...