- Previously on
Henry Danger...
- Someone left this note
in my locker.
- What's it say?
- It says "I know your secret".
- That's right Henry.
I know.
- Jasper thinks
that's Henry's secret?
- What other secret
does Henry have?
- Hey kid, we have
a little emergency.
- Jasper left the note!
- I know.
- You're Kid Danger!
- Yeah.
You knew that. Ooh...
- We have to erase
Jasper's memory.
- Uh, what?
- No.
We leave Jasper
the way he is,
or else... I can't be
Kid Danger anymore.
- Wait, does that mean
you're saying...
- Yes, Jasper can keep his
stupid brain the way it is.
- Ooh! I can even help you
fight bad guys and stuff.
- Uh, well...
- That's not a good idea.
- C'mon, it's my dream!
- I don't know
about this, man, I dunno.
- C'mon, it's gonna be great.
- Oh, that's exactly what
you said when you talked me
into eating one of those
"women's energy bars".
Then I couldn't stop reading
books about princesses!
- Dude, I've known Jasper
my whole life.
- That does not mean he's
qualified to have a job here.
D'ah!
[ alarm blares ]
- Oh, hey.
Happy Saturday morning.
- Yo.
- Maybe you're happy.
- Char, will you tell Ray
that Jasper
working at Junk-N-Stuff
isn't gonna be a problem?
- I can't tell lies
before breakfast.
- Here ya go.
- What's this?
- Lady bar.
- Scrambled eggs.
[ computer beeps ]
- Oh, he's here.
[ Ray groans ]
- Hey, what's up.
- Hey!
Jasper Dunlop, here to see
Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- Shh!
- D'oh!
- Did ya hear that?
He's gonna blab all our
secrets to the whole world!
- No, not after
we show him our video.
- Fine!
Just get him down here,
get him down here!
- Hey, I think something's
wrong with the auto-snacker.
- What's the problem?
- I ordered scrambled eggs
and I'm still
standin' here, eggless.
- Well, I'm stressed out!
I need my wireless headphones.
- What about the...
Scrambled eggs!
Eggs-o-day
scramble-dee-oh-so!
- Mashed potatoes.
- Wh-- what did I say
that sounded anything
like mashed potatoes?
Ray!
- I'm sorry, I need to listen
to my meditation music
and calm down my inner parts.
- Ooh, here we go.
- Om... My God
I'm freakin' out.
- All right.
Where are my scrambled eggs?
- Om...maha is not
the capital of Nebraska.
[ screams ]
- Help!
Get me out of here!
- Omm...makasi is when
you let your sushi chef
choose your sushi for you.
[ screaming ]
- Why are you wearing a tie?
- Oh, 'cause it's
my first day at work
and I wanna make
a good impression.
- Take off the tie.
- My tie.
- Whoa, the back room.
- Uh-huh.
- Now, don't get scared.
- Dude, this ain't
my first elevator ride.
- Yeah, okay.
[ Jasper screams ]
[ elevator beeps ]
- Oh.
- Okay, I got him.
- Hey boss!
- Good morning, Jasper.
- Guess what I'm wearing.
- A goofy tie?
- No, what I'm wearing
down here.
- Okay.
- Son, I uh...
don't wanna know...
- Captain Manderpants!
- Henry?
- Put your underwear
back in your pants,
you're making
him uncomfortable.
- Uh, where'd
Charlotte go?
- I dunno, probably somewhere.
[ Charlotte screams ]
- Now, Jasper...
- Yes, Captain!
- First, never do that.
Secondly, if you're gonna work
upstairs in Junk-N-Stuff,
the most important thing
to remember
is to never reveal
my identity, or Henry's.
- I get it.
- You will get it.
When you watch this video.
- Never tell the secret.
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
If you're watching
this video,
that means you know their
true, secret identities,
Ray Manchester
and Henry Hart.
- I love that pic of us.
- Yeah, we look good.
- Help!
- Revealing the secret could
have terrible consequences.
Such as tragedy.
The end of the Earth
as we know it.
And loss of bladder control.
- Aw, no!
[ Charlotte screams ]
- And now, a personal
warning to you,
from Captain Man
and Kid Danger.
- Never reveal the secret.
- Or this could happen to you.
- Hey friend! Guess what?
Captain Man is really
Ray Manchester.
And Kid Danger,
why he's really
a boy named Henry Hart.
Ain't that a juicy secret?
[ giggles ]
- Don't do it.
- Any questions?
- How'd you guys get
that watermelon to talk?
- Help!
- Wait, what was that...
- Help me!
- Charlotte!
- I'm uncomfortable!
- Help me get her outta here!
- Charlotte!
You're not supposed
to crawl into the machine!
[ alarm blares ]
- Uh-Oh!
- What's going on?
[ Henry groans ]
- There's an emergency
at the airport.
- Ooh, is a flight delayed?
- No!
- C'mon, Kid...
- What are you
guys gonna do?
- We've got a crime to thwart.
- At the Swellview Airport.
- Whoa. Do you guys
plan those rhymes?
- Uh, no. No.
- No. They're super organic.
- Wait, what about Charlotte?
- Hey Charlotte,
how's it goin' in there?
- It's going bad!
Get me out of this thing!
- We can't--
we've got an emergency.
- I'm an emergency!
- Well, I mean,
can you breathe okay?
[ muffled shouting ]
- Okay, what'd she say?
- Uh, I'm pretty sure
she said,
"Hey, I'm good, you guys go
do whatcha gotta do."
- Okay.
Don't worry, Char.
Schwoz'll be back here in,
like, two or three hours!
- Two to three hours?
- Wait!
What am I supposed to do while
you guys are out fighting crime?
- Just go up to Junk-N-Stuff
and watch the store!
- But I have some
questions about my job.
- We'll answer all
your questions right after
we say "up the tube".
- Up the tube!
- Okay, um...
When a customer comes into
the store, am I supposed to--
Well, this is dumb,
they're not even here.
- It all just
kind of happened.
I wanted an afterschool job.
But then, an indestructible
superhero hired me
to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles
and fight crime.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
- After being taken to Swellview
County Hospital.
And according to officials,
the elderly woman failed
to engage her safety bar,
which is what caused her
to go flying out of
the roller coaster
and crashing into
a corn dog stand.
- Uh... hang on, we have
some breaking news.
- Ooh, what's happening?
- Shh! Shut up, shut up...
Okay, this just in...
Captain Man and Kid Danger
have stopped a criminal
who was trying to smuggle
a container of
highly aggressive bugs
called Zom-bees,
insects that attack humans
by flying into their ears,
then feeding on
their brain matter.
- OMG, they eat your brain?
- Don't worry, Mary, you
have nothing to worry about.
[ grunting ]
- Okay, I've got the head!
[ grunting ]
- Oh, what a pretty
fish you have!
- You're squeezing
my head too hard!
- Well, what you want
me to do?
- Let go!
- 'Kay-kay.
[ Charlotte screams ]
- Uh, did Charlotte
just get sucked into--
- Relax, I'll get
her out in a minute.
Why do you have that thing?
- This thing is a fiñata.
- [ fiñata buzzes ]
- Yeah, see, it's like a
piñata, but, like, fish-themed.
- I know what a fiñata is.
- Well, I bet you don't know
that this fiñata
is filled with live Zom-bees.
- Ayee!
You can't bring
Zom-bees into the Man Cave!
If that fiñata breaks,
they will fly into our ears
and munch on our brains!
- We know.
- Yeah, so, how do
we get rid of it?
- Take it upstairs
to Junk-N-Stuff.
I'll call animal control
and have 'em come
pick up that fiñata of death.
- Okay, I'll bring it upstairs.
- Don't forget to
change your clothes.
- Oh yeah.
- Hey hey!
- Geez, Henry!
- Be careful with that thing!
- Guys, chill out.
I'm not gonna drop it.
- Do you have it?
- Yeah.
- Are you good?
- It's fine.
- Are you good?
- Ray... it's fine.
- Okay.
- Here you go.
And, here's your receipt.
- Thank you.
- And enjoy your
vintage waterbed.
- I will.
And so will my cats.
- Uh, you want I should help
you carry that to your car?
- Please.
- I got it.
- It's so heavy.
- Well, probably
vintage water inside.
- You're so helpful.
- Well, you're so nice.
- Oh stop.
- Are those real?
- What?
- Your earrings.
- Oh, yes.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hey, Jasper?
Yo, Jasp?
[ communicator beeps ]
- Hey, what's up?
- Schwoz and I are
tryin' to pull Charlotte
out of the auto-snacker and
we need another pair of hands.
- Okay, I'll be down in a sec.
♪ You know I flaunt ya,
'Cuz girl I really want ya ♪
♪ And you lookin' nice ♪
♪ You got me cooler than a
bag of ice, now freeze... ♪
- ♪ Freeze, freeze, freeze ♪
♪ Now go ♪
♪ Drop it fast and
move it real slow, oh!♪
♪ What? ♪
♪ You smell so fruity, I'm a
pirate and you're my booty ♪
♪ Arg ♪
- Oh my God.
Are you rapping?
- Yeah.
- Well, don't.
- Hey, I work here now,
so you have to be nice to me.
- No, I'm here as the customer,
so you have to be
nice to me.
- No--
- The customer is always right!
- Yes, ma'am.
- Hey, we're gonna be late.
- Late for what?
- A birthday party
for our friend.
So help us pick out
a present, would ya?
- Does she like dogs?
- Yeah?
- This is a dog skeleton.
Woof, woof, woof.
We'll keep looking.
- Hey, is this a fiñata?
[ fiñata buzzes ]
- Ooh, cool.
How much for the fiñata?
- Lemme check...
- We don't care if
it's a boy or a girl.
- I'm checking for
a price tag!
I don't see one anywhere.
- Good, then it's free,
thanks.
- Wait, I didn't say
you girls could--
- The customer is always right!
- Okay, you may take it.
- Pull!
[ grunting, shouting ]
- She's still stuck!
[ shouting ]
[ Charlotte screams ]
- Well, how are we gonna
get her outta there?
- Ehhh...
- Hey... how 'bout this?
- Charlotte.
[ Charlotte screams ]
- Hey!
- It's a girl!
- You okay?
- No, I am not okay!
And I still never
got my scrambled eggs.
- Scrambled eggs.
- You uh...
Ya got some...
[ communicator beeping ]
- That's Jasper, upstairs.
Hey Jasper, what's up?
- There's two guys
here from animal control,
asking about some Zom-bees?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, Jasper.
The Zom-bees are
inside the purple fiñata.
- Oh. I sold the fiñata.
- Great, then just give it to--
You sold the fiñata?
- Yeah. And a waterbed.
- Wh-- Well, who'd you
sell it to?
- Piper.
- Pi--?
My sister?
- Do you realize
what'll happen
if those Zom-bees get
outta that fiñata?
- Okay, okay,
don't worry about it!
I'm sure Piper just,
like, took it home
and put it in her room
or something.
[ girls shouting ]
- How?
How could you give my sister
a fiñata full of death bugs?
- I didn't know there
were bugs in it!
- Well, there are!
There's at least fifty Zom-bees
inside that fiñata!
- Okay, yelling at Jasper
isn't gonna help anything.
- Thank you.
- Do you realize how
dangerous those bees are?
- Yah! They fly into your head,
through your ears,
and then they feed
upon your brain!
- You should not have
worn that tie.
- Okay, just...
Did my sister say
she was going anywhere?
- Uh... yeah.
Some friend of
hers' birthday party!
- Oh yeah, uh... Gabby Birch!
- Who's Gabby Birch?
- Her friend!
C'mon, let's blow and go.
- No, are you insane?
- What?
- We can't just run in
there as Captain Man
and Kid Danger
and be like, "Hey kids!
"We're here at the party
because we were worried that
"some killer bugs might
fly into your heads
and eat your brains,
happy birthday, Gabby!"
- All right,
all right, then...
We just gotta sneak in,
grab the fiñata,
and get outta there fast.
- Okay.
- Oh, c'mon!
- What?
- How are you guys gonna
sneak into a birthday party
without being seen?
[ kids chattering ]
- Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray!
- What, what?
- They're whacking the fiñata!
[ Ray gasps ]
- I don't get why this
stupid fiñata won't break.
- Here, I found a shovel.
- Whack it, Piper!
- Dear God, she's
using a shovel.
- Hello...?
- Uh...
- Hey.
- Hi. How are you?
- I'm Mrs. Birch,
the birthday girl's mom.
- How are you doing?
- Okay, so, which one
of you is Burples,
and which one is Schmütz?
- Uh, I'm Burples.
- I'm Burples.
- I'm Schmütz.
- Schmütz.
- I okay...
- He's Schmütz.
I'm Burples most the time.
You know, we swap.
- We trade off.
[ laughs ]
- You two really are clowns.
- Thanks a lot.
- Yeah, okay.
- Well... I'll just leave
the entertainment
up to you guys, then.
- That'll be great,
ma'am, thank you.
- Yes, we are
professional clowns.
- Okay.
- Dang it, they're gonna break
that thing open any second!
- Uh... Ooh, I got a plan.
I got a plan.
Hey kids! Hey!
Over here, kids!
- What are ya doin'?
- Shhh!
- What?
- You wanna know what's more
fun than whackin' a fiñata?
- Tell us.
[ chattering ]
- Whackin' Burples the clown!
- No, no.
No, no, no, no.
- You're indestructible!
- So?
- So just take it!
[ screaming ]
[ screaming continues ]
- Take that!
[ Ray screaming ]
- Oh, the kids are
having such fun.
- Why do you have a brick?
[ kids screaming ]
- Where are your parents?
- Come on!
[ kids screaming ]
- Another backyard
fulla stupid kids.
- I hate kids'
birthday parties.
- Maybe we can steal
some good presents.
- Yeah, that'd be nice.
- Uh... who are
you people?
- We're the clowns.
- But, I thought--
- Hey, hey, who
are those clowns?
- Hey!
- That clown ain't
supposed to be here!
- Yeah, we booked this job!
- Huh?
- Uh, look, uh...
there's a perfectly
rational explanation--
- Why don't you shut up
and get outta here!
- Uh, are you guys
threatening me?
- Maybe.
- Ah!
Oh, that's it.
You're goin' down, clown.
- Come on!
- Clown fight! Clown fight!
- Clown fight!
Clown fight!
Clown fight! Clown fight!
Clown fight!
Clown fight! Clown fight!
[ chanting continues ]
- The Zom-bees!
[ screaming ]
- It's hurting my brain!
- They're killing us!
- Uh...
- Happy birthday, Gabby.
- We hope you have more.
Okay, we gotta go.
- Whoa, clowns?
Mister clowns?
- Yeah, what's up?
- You're supposed
to stay and entertain
the children until
five o' clock.
That's two more hours.
- Oh. Uhhh...
- The thing about that is...
- Hey!
Gabby wants you clowns to
make some stuff with balloons.
- Oh!
- But we.. got to go.
- Uh...
- So do it.
- Look kids, airplane.
- Uh...
Look, I made an X.
[ coughs ]
- Uh, excuse me.
How much longer do
we have to be here?
- An hour and
fifty-five minutes.
- Oh, God.
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm...