- Uhhh, I'm sorry, let me
put you on hold again.
- No! No, do NOT put me
on hold again!
I wanna talk
to your supervisor!
- One moment please.
- No, no, but I just--
Ahh!
[ hold music plays ]
- Who's she upset with now?
- Zapathon.
She ordered something
and they sent her
the wrong thing.
- Hi, this is Lisa,
what seems to be the problem?
- The problem is that I ordered
a pink furry phone case!
And you people sent me
a spray-tan gun!
- Okay, please read me
the serial number
located on the bottom
of the item.
- Wait a second while I get
it outta the stupid box.
- Happy anniversary.
- Oh, baby.
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
The serial number is:
939-734
11785.
- Okay perfect, that is
the correct serial number.
Is there anything else
I can help you with?
- Yeah! I didn't order
the spray-tan gun!
- One moment.
- No no, do not put me on--
Ahh!
- Wow, it's a flashlight.
- Yeah! Look...
See how bright it is?
- Ugh!
Yeah, it's really bright.
- And it's rechargeable,
and waterproof...
...and I should go get you a
better gift, shouldn't I?
- Hurry.
- Hi, I'm back.
- Good, what'd you find out?
- Nothing, I just had
to blow my nose.
- Ugh! Well, what are
we gonna do
about this spray-tan gun?
- Is it broken?
- No!
I mean, I dunno...
I don't even know how
to use one a'these-
No, it's not broken.
[ grunting ]
[ kids chattering ]
- Uh, why are you
up on that ladder?
- Throwing darts at
our ceiling?
- 'Cause some kid let
a balloon float up there,
and I mean to get it down.
- Well...
Isn't there a safer way
to get a balloon down?
- Hey, I don't tell you
how to be a snotty kid.
- And it should not do that.
- Oh, 'sup peoples?
- Hey, Hen.
- Hi, Henry.
- Hey, are you doing
anything after school?
- Yep, I'm workin'
on my black belt.
- Your black belt?
- I didn't know you
were taking karate.
- I'm not.
I'm taking
a belt-making class.
All I have left to do is punch
the holes and add the buckle.
- Man.
- Wow.
Y'know, I bet Charlotte would
love a new hand-made belt.
- And you'd lose that bet.
- Well, I'll totally
make you a belt!
- No, no, I have plenty
of belts and I--
- Here! I just need to
measure your waist.
- Nuh- uh, I don't want you
to meas--
- No seriously, it's fine.
- I got this.
- Boosh!
- Okay, let's see how
big around you are...
- Okay, no girl
would like this.
- There! I'm gonna make
you a new belt
with a giant flower buckle
on it that says girl power!
- No, no, there's no need.
- Good idea.
- Tee hee.
- Yeah, you think
you're real cute.
Well, maybe I'll tell that
girl Amy in science class
that you have a crush
on her, and then
she'll make you
a necklace made outta--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
- What?
- Someone left this note
in my locker.
- Well, what's it say?
- It says, "I know your secret.
I know what you did on
Wednesday night."
- What secret?
- I...
I only have one secret.
That I'm Kid Danger.
- Uh-oh.
- Yeah.
Wait, what was I doing
on Wednesday night?
- Uh... oh...
You and Ray stopped
those three armed men
from robbing the supermarket.
- Naw, we never fought
any guys with three arms.
- No, three men
who were armed.
- Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then that proves that
whoever wrote this note
knows I'm Kid Danger.
Oh, this is bad.
This is bad.
- Real bad.
- We gotta tell Ray that someone
knows my secret identity.
- Boosh!
- Oww!
Who dropped this dart
in my flesh?
Oww!
Can somebody come
pull this outta me?
- Uh, naw--
- Gotta go over there.
- It all just
kind of happened.
- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
- I wanted an afterschool job.
- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
- I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
who call me...
- And he turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart...
- Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
- And you're a hundred percent
sure you didn't tell anyone?
- I told nobody.
- Well...
Did you send any emails,
or text messages
where you mentioned
that you're Kid Danger?
- Oh, wait, no, yeah...
last week I did stand on
my roof naked and yell,
"Hey! Everybody! Look at me!
I'm Henry Hart and
I'm Kid Danger! "
- You did that naked?
- No, I didn't do it at all!
- Oh, you're joking?
- Yeah.
- This is joke time for you?
Okay, I'm sorry...
Are you Jimmy Fallon?
Hey, later on, are you going to
get some tacos with QuestLove?
- I don't know why
you're mad at me.
- Dude, if anyone knows
that you're Kid Danger,
they can follow you here.
They can come down here
and figure out
that I'm Captain Man!
- Oh, so this is
all about you?
- No.
It's mostly about me.
[ machine beeps ]
- Ah! I got it!
I got something!
- What'd you find?
- Yeah yeah, what'd ya find,
what'd ya find?
- I scanned this note with this
bio-metric particle scanner...
- Right.
- Now you'll see.
On this note I
found some DNA.
- D-GEN-EYES?
- DNA!
- Oh.
- And...
The person who created
this note is...
Henry Hart.
- What?
- Dude...
Of course my DNA
is on the note!
I brought it here!
It was in my hands!
- Oh, yeah.
[ spraying ]
- Oh, oh...
- What is goin' on?
- Oh yeah!
I'm ready for Hollywood!
- Mrs. Hendricks, you're up.
Get in the tent and
take your robe off.
- Oh, I will!
- Okay, Piper?
Piper, what is
happening in our house?
- I'm giving people spray tans.
- Why?
- 'Cause most spray tan places
charge 50 bucks.
- Piper does it for 20.
- That's right.
- Mom, Dad, are
you really gonna--
Okay, what are you wearing?
- Oh, it's our anniversary,
so we're wearing
the exact same clothes
we wore on our first date.
- It was my idea.
- Yeah, I figured.
Are you seriously letting Piper
run a tanning salon in here?
- Yeah, why not?
- It keeps her
from screaming at us.
[ funk music plays ]
- ♪ Girl you know
I love ya ♪
♪ Oh baby ♪
♪ And I really wanna
show you how ♪
♪ I'm gonna smooch
you now ♪
- Whoa!
- Oh wow!
If this doesn't get
my husband to forget about
his toy trains,
I don't know what will!
- Yeah, he's a lucky man.
- Okay, I got a
ton a'homework to do.
- Yeah, I know, me, too.
- Oh, and remember,
stay on guard--
you don't know
who it is out there
that knows that
you're Kid Danger.
- Right.
- Hey, can I have
a sip of that?
- Nah.
- ♪ Girl, you know
I love ya ♪
- That's right,
Henry, I know.
[ music ]
[ glass shatters ]
- Uhhh...
[ stammering ]
- Y'know you're not
saying actual words.
- So, you left the note
in my locker.
- Uh-huh.
'Cause...
I know your secret.
- Oh man.
- C'mon, Hen,
how long did you think you
could keep that kind of secret
from your best friend?
- Oh, Charlotte knows.
- I meant me.
- Oh, right, right,
I-I didn't mean--
- Wait-- Charlotte knows?
- Okay, look!
You can't tell anyone
about this, ever.
As my friend, you gotta
promise never to tell anyone.
- Uh, if we're
such good friends,
how come I had to find out
the truth
about you in the streets?
- 'Cause...
I... I was... I...
- Still not words.
- Ah!
- It's even on my hands.
- Okay, if you're
waiting to be spray-tanned,
hang out in the couch area.
If you've already
been spray-tanned,
wait on the stairs over
there 'til ya dry out.
- Hey what's that?
- Just lemonade.
- Ah, perfect.
- So, don't you love
how busted Henry is?
- Wha-- what do you mean?
- Jasper found out!
Y'know...
Henry's secret?
- Wait! You know about it?
- Sure.
- How?
- Jasper told me.
Henry shoulda waited for
Jasper to go see that movie.
- Whoa, wait wait...
What movie?
- Henry promised Jasper
that he'd go see
Galaxy Wars 10 with him
on Saturday night.
- Yeah?
- But my mom was dying to
see it on opening night,
so she took Henry with her
to see it on Wednesday,
and then Jasper found out.
- And Jasper thinks
that's Henry's secret?
That he saw Galaxy Wars 10
without him?
- Yeah.
What? What other secret
does Henry have?
- I dunno, none, nothing,
I dunno! What?
- I woulda told you, but--
- I don't need to hear
a bunch of excuses.
- No, I just need you
to understand why--
[ watch beeps ]
- Well...
I guess I don't need to hide
this from you anymore.
- Hey, it's me.
- Hey Kid, we have
a little emergency.
- Yeah, no kidding.
- It looks like the Malachi
Brothers broke out of jail,
and they're headed
for the demolition derby.
- Oh, okay.
Meet you in the Man Cave?
- Nah, I'll hop
in the Man Copter
and I'll pick you up on
the way to the derby.
- Copy that.
- Th... that was Captain Man!
As a hologram!
Calling you!
- Yeah.
- So Jasper left the note
in Henry's locker.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh man, I gotta
go tell Henry!
- Wait!
- What?
- I'm done with this glass.
- Henry!
- But I still don't understand
how you were talking
to a hologram of Captain Man
on your own watch.
- Yeah, I don't really
know how it works.
Schwoz does.
You can ask him.
- What's a Schwoz?
Wait, what's that?
- I'm gonna blow a bubble.
- You're gonna blow a bubble?
- I'm gonna blow your mind.
- How do I look?
Good?
- Jasper left the note!
- I know.
- But...
Hi, Jasper!
Why is Jasper's mouth
hangin' open?
And why are you dressed
like that in front of Jasper?
- You're Kid Danger?
- Yeah, you knew that.
You were the one who--
Oh.
Jasper fell asleep.
- No, he fainted!
- Well, why?
- Because he didn't know
that you're Kid Danger!
He thought that your secret
was that you saw
Galaxy Wars 10 without him!
- Well, how'd he find
that out?
- Who cares?
You just showed Japser
that you're Kid Danger!
- Ah geez!
- What are we gonna do?
- I don't--
- [ phone beeps ]
- Ah!
- It's Ray.
- I know it's Ray!
- Hey.
- Hey, it's me, Ray.
- I know it's Ray!
- The cops captured
the Malachi Brothers,
so there's no more emergency.
- Eh, maybe there is.
- Wh... what does that mean?
- Just-- you better
come over here.
- And bring the memory wiper!
[ groans ]
- So... you ready for
your anniversary present?
- Right here?
- Yep, but it's in the garage.
I'll go get it.
- Okay, people, I'm gonna
take a quick bathroom break.
[ groaning ]
- Hey, how's it goin'?
- Hold this, would ya?
- Sure.
[ doorbell rings ]
- I'll get that.
Oh, hello.
You here for a tan?
- No.
Are you running an
illegal tanning salon here?
- No. Oh, no.
- Well, you just
offered me a tan.
And you're holding
a spray-tan gun.
And your house is full of
people with fake tans.
- Whaddaya mean?
- I mean it's illegal to run a
tanning salon without a license.
- Am I under arrest?
- Yep.
- All right.
- Y'know today's
my wedding anniversary.
- Happy anniversary.
- You took an oath.
- It's not my fault!
- It was your job to make sure--
- I know that!
It was just a weird
misunderstanding!
- Hey!
Jasper's regaining
consciousness.
- Look...
It's just way too dangerous
to let anyone else
know who we are, or
where the Man Cave is.
And that means...
We have to erase
Jasper's memory.
- But...
when you zap someone's
brain with that thing,
doesn't it erase
all their memories?
- Well, not all.
I mean, he'll still remember
how to breathe and eat
and that's about it.
[ groans ]
- Hey, can I...
Can I at least have a
few minutes alone with him,
before you, you know,
wipe his brain?
I mean...
we've been friends
ever since we were five.
- Yeah, sure thing, kid.
- Thank you.
- Where do you want us to go?
- The closet?
- Yep, get in the closet.
Come on. Come on.
There you go.
[ groans ]
- What happened?
- I uh... I zapped you.
Accidentally.
- Wow.
I can't believe this.
My best friend is Kid Danger.
- Dude, listen.
I wanted to tell you
a long time ago.
But I took an oath.
- I totally get it.
- Thanks.
And y'know, it's...
Give me a minute.
- Well, hurry up!
- Who...
- Eh.
- Hey...
Remember this?
- Sure!
You and me at Camp Tomahawk.
- Yep.
We were cute, huh?
- Hey, remember that time
at the archery range?
When Billy Brody
started beatin' me up,
and you jumped in
to help me?
- Yep, and then
we both got beat up.
[ laughing ]
[ Jasper sighs ]
- I'll never forget that.
- Well...
- You've always been
a good friend to me...
Kid Danger.
I'm proud of you.
- That's it.
Ray, Charlotte, get out here.
- Captain Man!
Wow, he's right here
in your room.
- I'm here, too.
- Yeah, uh-huh.
- We're not doin' this.
- We have to do it.
- No, I'm not letting you
erase Jasper's brain.
- Uh, what?
- Don't worry about it.
- He could tell anyone,
even if he doesn't mean to!
- I'll never tell anybody!
- Oh really?
What if some big bad
evil criminal captures you
and threatens
to cut all your toes off
if you don't tell 'em
everything you know!
- I'd tell him
everything I know.
- Dude!
- My toes!
What am I without my toes?
- Henry, he's a security risk.
- No, we leave Jasper
the way he is...
or else...
I can't be
Kid Danger anymore.
- Henry...
- You're not gonna
quit being Kid Danger.
- I don't wanna quit.
But if you're gonna
erase all the memories
from my oldest
friend's brain...
then...
Then I don't want
this anymore.
- Ah, put that back
in your pants.
- Wait, does that
mean you're saying--
- Yes, yes, yes.
Jasper can keep his
stupid brain the way it is.
- Really?
- Yes, I've said
yes five times now.
- Wow, this is amazing!
- Just take it easy.
- Ooh! I can even help you
fight bad guys and stuff!
- Uhhh...
- I don't think...
- That's not a good...
- Oh c'mon! It's my dream!
- Oh. Sorry, I just got
a tan downstairs
and I was looking
for the bathroom,
and I thought...
- Whoa!
Captain Man?
And Kid Danger
without his mask!
You're Piper's brother!
- Uh, well...
- Whoa!
Wait 'til I tell
everyone I know!
- You gonna whine
about this one?
- Nah, do it.
[ mumbles ]
- Hey, what's your name?
[ moans ]
- All right, Jasper, you
really wanna help us out?
- Sure!
- Good.
Take this guy out the window,
leave him on the sidewalk.
- Aye aye, Captain Man!
[ grunts ]
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm...