[ music ]
- Hey!
What's up, cookie?
Are ya ready to be chewed?
- Hey, Hen!
Whatcha doin'?
- Ah, I'm just talkin' to this
cookie I'm about to eat.
- Okay, what was
the coolest game
we ever played when
we were little?
- Uh, Booger Tag?
- No.
- Kickballs?
- No! Hide and Seek!
- Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha-ha, those were fun times...
hidin'... seekin'.
- Well, the cool new thing now
is for people our age
to play ultimate
hide n' seek!
By using our phones
to send video clues!
- That's the "cool" new thing?
- Yeah!
- Who told you that?
- It doesn't matter.
- Was it your mom?
- It doesn't matter!
You wanna play?
- Uh...
I don't wanna hide.
- Oh! I'll hide!
- Okay, I'll play.
- Awesome!
Uh, but you gotta remember
not to look for me
until after you
count to a hundred!
- Oh, I promise not
to look for you.
- Ah...
Hey cookie,
sorry we got interrupted.
Have fun in my mouth.
[ beeping ]
- Aw, geez.
- Henry!
- Dad!
- Dad's not here.
- Why not?
- He went to play golf.
- Ugh, why?
- 'Cause it's Saturday
and he's a dad,
what else is he gonna do?
- Hey.
- Oh! Henry, thank God
I got you, now tell me,
did you eat one of
the cookies that Schwoz made?
- Okay, this is what
you just sounded like:
[ babbles ]
- Sorry, I'll talk slower!
Do you want to die?
- No.
- Well, did you eat one of
the cookies that Schwoz made?
- Uh, not yet,
but I was just about to.
- No, don't!
Schwoz accidentally put comodium
acetate in his cookie batter!
- Okay, what's
comodium acetate ?
- It's a dangerous chemical!
Now go find that cookie
and destroy it!
- Okay!
[ grunts ]
- Ah! The cookie!
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I-I gotta' get it out of you!
[ screaming ]
- What are you doing?
Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Spit it out!
Spit it out!
- I eat one stupid cookie
and you have
a wazz attack?
- I, I was just tryin--
Ow!
Okay! All right. Ah!
- It all just
kind of happened.
- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
- I wanted an afterschool job.
- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
- I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
who call me...
- And he turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart...
- Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
[ music ]
- How could you give
Henry a cookie
contaminated with
comodium acetate ?
- I'm sorry! It looks
exactly like sugar!
And I keep it in the kitchen!
Right next to the sugar!
- Well, where did
you get that idea?
Poorjudgment.gov?
[ phone chimes ]
- Hey, Henry's
on his way down.
- Okay, let's not
freak Henry out any more
than he already is.
All right?
When he gets down here,
everybody just act normal,
happy, natural, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
- Got it.
[ beeping ]
- Hi! I'm here!
- Hey.
- How are ya, Hen?
- Uh, what goes on?
- Your sister won't die.
- What?
- Schwoz!
- You told us to act
like everything is okay!
- Then why talk about dying?
- I said she won't!
- Well, we don't
know that, do we?
- Oh my God!
Is my sister gonna--
[ beeping ]
- Who's that?
- It's Jasper,
he wants to video chat.
- Where are you going?
- To the elevator. I can't
let him see me in the Man Cave.
- Hey, Jasper,
I'm tryin' to handle
a big problem right now.
Whatcha need?
- Are you ready for
your first clue?
- Clue?
Clue about what?
- Ultimate Hide and Seek!
- Oh.
- Okay, here goes-- I'm not
in a bush, nor by a tree.
But where I be,
those things I see.
Now seek me!
- I gotta get
him a girlfriend.
Okay, Schwoz, what's gonna
happen to my sister?
- This.
[ screaming ]
- Oh, whoa, what is wrong
with that lady?
- She has eh...
- "Ox Pox"
Okay, what is Ox Pox?
- Ox Pox was, uh, kinda
like a chicken pox,
or the measles,
only way worse.
And it's caused by
eating comodium acetate .
- But I thought no one's had
Ox Pox for hundreds of years.
- Yeah! 'Til Scwhoz's diseased
cookie gave it to my sister!
- Hey.
I'm sorry for your loss.
- What?
- Piper, she was
a sweet little girl.
- Okay, first, no, she wasn't.
Can, uh, can we please stop
talking about her
in the past tense?
Okay, what's
the cure for Ox Pox?
- Here!
It says, "In the 16 and 1700s,
doctors used to cure Ox Pox
by making a special medicine
from the feathers of a bird
known as the chica-willow."
- But the chica-willow's
been extinct
for almost 300 years.
- Well, we need one
or else...
What happens to my sister?
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- Okay, no one's allowed
to say that again!
- Wait a second.
I think I know how we can
get a chica-willow.
- There are no more
chica-willows!
- Not now...
but we have something
right here, in storage,
that could help us get
a chica-willow from the past.
- The Time Jerker's
time machine!
- Yep.
- Yah yah yah!
And we could use it to
go back in time,
to the early 1700s...
- And get a chica-willow!
- But, but wait...
isn't that dangerous?
- Oh my God!
- Every time!
- Just once, Charlotte, could
you not be Debbie Downer?
- Really.
- Oh, well, I'm so sorry
I suggested that it might be
a little bit dangerous to
send someone 300 years
back in time to get
some stupid ancient bird,
so we can cure
your sister's Ox Pox,
which was caused by
this freak show's
comodio sassafras-contaminated
cookies!
Yeah, I'm the crazy one here!
- Hey, hey!
Guess whose daddy got
a hole in four today!
I'll give you a hint.
It's--
Ew! Ah!
Oh! Oh!
- Do I look that bad?
- Uh, no.
No, I just need to...
check the sink.
[ vomits ]
- Okay, I'm ready
to test the time machine.
- How are we gonna test it?
- See, I will
take this fris--
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Nah!
- This flying disc.
- Okay.
- And I will throw it five
seconds into the future.
Here goes.
- Four, three, two, one.
[ screams ]
- Yeah!
- Yes!
The time machine works!
- And I'm okay,
in case anyone cares.
- Just tell me
where to send Ray.
- Yeah, where?
- Well, it says here...
"In the year 1709,
the greatest number
of wild chica-willows lived in
the northern region
of Alaska, now known
as Prudhoe Bay."
- All right, Schwoz.
Send me to Prudhoe Bay,
Alaska, 1709.
- Aye aye.
- Oh! Hey, you better
put on a coat.
Alaska's pretty cold.
- I won't need a coat.
I'm just gonna pop back to
the past, grab a chica-willow,
and Schwoz is gonna'
pull me right back here.
And now...
To Alaska!
[ grunts ]
- I think the time portal
needs to be on.
- Right.
- Okay, ready.
- And now... To Alaska!
And the year 1709!
[ clucking ]
- Captain Man to the Man Cave.
Captain Man to the Man Cave.
- Yeah, yeah yeah!
We hear ya, Ray.
- Man, Alaska be cold!
- Well, I told you
to take a coat!
- Ooh, sorry mom!
- Yeah, you wish
I was your mom!
- What does that mean?
- I don't know!
[ phone rings ]
- Jasper again?
- Yup. Be right back.
- Hey, Jasper, what's up?
- Are you seeking me?
- Umm...
- I've been hiding
for two hours.
- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
I-- I've been lookin' for you,
but whoa, you are
tough to find.
- Well, here's
your next clue.
To find where I'm hiding,
I'm sure you're itchin'.
Just look in some bushes
outside your kitchen.
Now seek me!
- Okay, but it
might take a-
- How's it going, Ray?
Did you get a chica-willow?
- Almost!
Get in the sack.
That's a good bird.
Here we go.
Got him!
- Yes!
- Ah! Thank goodness!
- Now bring me back
to the present.
- Stand by...
[ grunts ]
Oh!
Oh--I'm oh--
[ wheezes ]
--kay!
- Uh...
Where... where am I?
- Schwoz!
- Uh...
- That's not Ray!
- I am too!
- I-I think that's Ray,
but from the future.
[ gasps ]
- Henry! Ha! Ha!
You're a...
You're a boy again.
Ha!
[ gasps ]
And President Charlotte,
ha-ha,
you look just like
you used to!
And Schwoz!
You're a man again!
- Guys?
I'm ready to come home.
- Uh...
It's really cold in Alaska
and I don't have a coat!
- Ha! What kind of idiot goes
to Alaska without a coat?
- Uh... you.
- Oh my God!
- What?
- Where'd my toilet
paper go?
[ music ]
- Why are you guys
staring at me?
Am I drooling?
- You guys!
It's like nine degrees
here in Alaska!
So, please bring me back!
- Hang on, Ray.
- Hang on to what?
- Not you.
Ray, hold on.
- No! Wait--
Ah, he put me on hold!
- Ray?
Are you really
Ray Manchester?
- Of course I am, Henry.
What's the matter
with you, huh?
And why does everything
around here look like
it did 50 years ago?
- Wait...
how old are you?
- I'm 85.
But I still look great.
[ cracks ]
Oh!
- Uh-oh. I think I know
what went wrong.
- What?
- Well, the time machine
got the right Ray,
but instead of bringing him
back from the year 1709,
it brought him back from
50 years in the future!
- Whoa!
- Oh my God!
- Oh! Ha-ha! A blaster.
- Hey, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- You know, I haven't seen
one of these in a long ti--
- Oh!
- Oh you know what? I...
I forgot you have to
put the setting on the--
[ shouts ]
- I don't know what to do--
Aww...
- You guys!
Bring me back!
- C'mon Schwoz, you gotta get
Ray back here before he freezes!
- And we need that stupid bird's
feathers to cure my sister!
- Will you relax?
I'm sure your
sister's doing fine.
[ screaming ]
- What's happening to me?
- I dunno! I don't know!
- Dad, I'm so scared!
- Ah! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
I love you,
but don't touch me!
- Ray? You there?
- Yeah.
Uh, I'm here.
- Look, look, I know
you're freezing,
but don't worry, we're gonna try
to bring you back right now.
- Hurry!
[ phone rings ]
- Ah!
- Did you forget about
your hide n' seek buddy?
- Yes!
I'll be out in a minute.
- Hi, Jasper.
- I feel like I'm hiding
harder than you're seeking.
- No, no, no, no.
I-- I'm tryin' really hard,
trying to find you.
You're just,
really good at hiding.
- But I've been
hiding for four hours.
Why can't you find me?
- Uh, okay.
Uh, gimme another hint.
- I'm in your backyard.
I'm in a bush, under
your kitchen window.
- Hmm.
Okay, I'll do
my best to find you.
- Your best? I just told you
exactly where I'm hi--
- Okay, I've re-set
the time machine.
Now let's bring
Captain Man home.
- Do it.
- Oy!
With the lights!
- Great Scott!
- Uhhh... where are we?
- I... I don't know.
Quick, let's get outta here!
- Whoa!
This is heavy!
- Let me try that again.
- Ow!
Dad, this bump really hurts!
- But, well don't squeeze it!
[ screaming ]
- Ray?
Ray!
Ray, do you hear me?
C'mon, answer me man! Ray!
- Huh? What?
- Henry.
Forget about me.
- No, no, no, no.
We're gonna save you, man!
- It's too late for me, kid.
Just... remember how
handsome I was.
- You guys, look!
It's nine degrees below zero
in Alaska in 1709!
Ray-- Ray can't last
ten more minutes out there.
What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
- Hey!
Schwoz can't make the machine
bring Ray back here, right?
- Right.
- D'ah, sure, I designed
and built every thing in
the whole Man Cave,
but let's all focus on
one the thing I can't do!
- Just listen!
What if you open up the time
portal to Prudhoe Bay in 1709,
then one of us reaches in,
grabs Ray and just
yanks him back through?
- Would it work?
- Maybe-- if Ray is close enough
for someone to reach him.
But it's dangerous.
- Hey! I gotta pee.
I'll be back in an hour.
- Why is it dangerous?
- Because whoever goes
through the portal
must keep one part of
their body on this side
of the machine at all times.
- Why? What happens if they
go all the way through?
- The portal will close
and they could end up
stuck in Alaska with Ray.
- In 1709.
- And we might not be able
to bring them back.
Ever.
- Well...
If one of us is gonna
try this, it's gonna be me.
- Well, duh.
- You think I'd try it?
- All right.
Let's get this over with.
[ beeping ]
- Okay!
Ready, Henry?
On two.
One... two!
[ shouting ]
- Ray!
Ray, it's me!
- Did-- did you bring
me some pie?
- Ray! Give me your hand!
C'mon! C'mon!
Okay! Okay,
now the other one! C'mon!
- Oy vey.
- Henry!
- Be careful!
- Don't go
all the way through!
[ grunting ]
- Okay, Charlotte, Schwoz!
Pull us back through!
[ grunting ]
- Okay.
Okay, you guys!
You warm up Ray.
I'm gonna start takin'
the feathers off this bird
so Schwoz can make
the medicine for Piper!
- Wait!
You're not gonna hurt
the bird, are you?
- Uh, nah, nah.
[ beeping ]
- See?
Her pox are almost gone.
- Amazing.
- Yeah.
- But... Where did you
get this cure?
- Uh...
Oh look, she's waking up.
- She's sound asleep.
- I know.
Shh.
- But--
- Dude, I'm on the phone.
- Sorry.
- Hey Jasper, whatcha need?
- I've been hiding
for nine hours.
- Right.
Uh, just give me another
hint of where you are.
- I'm right here!
Okay? Here I am! Here!
- Oh hey.
Good game.
- You wanna play again?
- Uh, sure, but
I don't wanna hide.
- Oh! I'll hide!
Count to a hundred
and then seek me!
- You gotta get him
a girlfriend.
- Yup.
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm...