[ music ]
- Okay, we still have...
two minutes left!
You turn on the TV,
I'll get the drinks!
- Okay!
- All right.
Dude, what are you doing?
The remote's right there.
- Remote?
What is this, 1988?
- I... I don't know...
what you...
- I got this cool new app
on my phone that lets me
control any TV
with voice commands.
- Dude, we don't have
time for that!
- Hey, what are
you guys doin'?
- We're watching Dog Judge.
- Ooh, I wanna
watch Dog Judge.
- Yeah, every thinking
person in America
wants to watch Dog Judge.
[ chuckles ]
- All right.
Check this out.
Sync with Vogio TV.
- Unable to connect.
- Ahh!
- Come on, we wanna
watch Dog Judge!
- Just, just wait a sec.
Sync with Vogio TV.
- Connected.
- Yes! Okay, now...
Turn TV on.
- I'm sorry,
I didn't get that.
Please repeat instruction.
- Ahh!
- Turn... TV... on.
- Confirm password.
- I put my password
in yesterday!
I have to put my password
in every time?
- Yes.
- Okay.
BigPoppaJasper84.
- Correct.
- Ha!
Turn on Dog Judge.
- Searching...
Artichoke.
- No!
[ sighs ]
[ dog barks ]
[ gavel pounds ]
- Your honor, permission
to approach the bench?
[ barks ]
- Hey, guys.
- Your honor,
the defense rests.
- Family meeting time.
- No, no. Not now--
Dog Judge is ruling
on a death penalty case.
- You can't convict me!
I didn't do it!
And how are you
even a judge?
[ laughing ]
- Dad!
- Dude!
- Family meeting time.
- We can't have
a family meeting.
Mom's in Detroit.
- Ooo-oo-oo-oo,
I'll fill in for your mom!
- Gross!
- Can I?
- I don't care.
- Okay, what's this about?
- Okay. Tomorrow, your
Uncle Mark will be in town
and he's coming
here for dinner.
- Oh no!
- Oh my gosh!
- Uncle Hair Neck?
- You are not to call
him Uncle Hair Neck!
- Why?
You've seen his neck!
- And that bush
that grows from it!
- All right!
Mark is my stepbrother
and that makes him
a part of this family.
- Dad, I don't even--
- Henry Quincy Hart.
- Not my middle name.
- Now you are to be here
for dinner tomorrow night,
at seven o'clock.
And no one is to say anything
about Uncle Mark's
neck bush when he is here.
- Okay, fine.
- Yeah, whatever.
- It all just
kind of happened.
- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
- I wanted an afterschool job.
- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
- I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
who call me...
- And he turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart...
- Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
[ music ]
- Okay, Charlotte...
if your attacker
has a weapon,
you wanna confuse him with
some rapid hand movements.
Act like you're gonna
blast me.
[ growls ]
- Now watch this.
- All right Charlotte,
now you try.
- No, thank you.
[ grunts ]
- I don't need
to know how to fight.
- Sure you do. Now...
I'm gonna teach you
the yoink maneuver.
Try to knock me down.
Come on Charlotte.
What you got Charlotte?
Come on. Wait--
[ laughing ]
- What was that?
- You got yoinked.
- Okay, I finished test
firing all the rockets.
They all work.
But now we need new rockets.
- Bork, hit the showers.
[ grunts ]
- Hey! You pumped for
the big fight tonight?
- The... the big what?
- The big fight,
on TV tonight.
- Shelly Cratch
against Carla Dexter?
- Oh yeah!
Yeah-yeah-yeah.
I totally forgot about that!
Oh man, that fight
is gonna be so goo...
Awww no...
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, dang it!
- Ahh!
He blasted my poopcorn.
- What are you upset about?
- Man! I gotta go home.
My Uncle Hair Neck's
in town,
so now I gotta be at a dumb,
stupid family dinner!
- No!
No, no, no!
- We have to watch
the fight here together.
- Yeah, I spent 99 dollars
on the pay-per-view!
- Hey, everyone!
I bet you didn't miss me!
[ cackling ]
- What the--
- How can--
[ confused babbling ]
- No, no, no, no, no, no,
don't blast us!
I'm the real me.
- Then who's that?
- Gerta!
- Hey.
- That's your shape-shifting
android girlfriend?
- Yah. Look...
[ speaking foreign language ]
- Well, wait,
where've you been?
- I went on vacation,
to Turks and Caicos!
I've been gone three weeks!
- Hey, I never said you
could take a vacation.
- You never said I could
borrow your underwear
either but I did that, too.
- Wow, Schwoz...
I had no idea this
wasn't you.
- That's because, before I left,
I made Gerta even better.
Now she can assume the shape
of any person in the world,
and nobody could tell it
wasn't the real person.
- Can you feel that?
Can you feel that?
- Can you feel that?
- Hey, Schwoz, could
Gerta morph into Henry?
- Yeah, she can be anybody. Why?
- Because...
What if fake Henry goes to
your family dinner tonight...
- ...while real
Henry hangs here with us
and watches
the Cratch-Dexter fight?
- Love it!
- Hey, I thought of it!
Don't point at him
and say, "Love it!"
- Schwoz, turn
Gerta into Henry.
- Easy schleezy.
- Wow!
- Whoa!
- But wait, how do you get the
android to act like Henry?
- When I scanned Henry's body,
it also scans his brain waves.
- Ah, so that fake
Henry will react
and respond like
real Henry would?
- Sure.
- Okay, okay, okay,
let's test this thing out.
All right.
[ clears throat ]
'Sup?
- 'Sup?
- Oh my...
Okay, okay... Uh...
How ya feelin'?
- Feelin' good.
- Ehhhh... I see it.
Okay, okay... Uh, mmm.
What's your favorite color?
- Red.
- Favorite food?
- Pizza.
- Topping?
- 'Roni.
- Whoa!
I also shorten the word
pepperoni by only saying 'roni!
Oh! Okay okay okay,
here's a hard one.
Here's a hard one.
Okay.
What crazy thing happened to
me at camp when I was nine?
- You mean when
you threw up in a canoe
and you didn't want anyone
to know it was you
so you told everyone it
was Jasper's vomit?
- I'm the only one
who knows that!
Oh my God!
- Great, so you just
stay here and--
- And send Gerta to your
house for dinner right now!
- Love it!
- Oh c'mon!
- Okay, Gerta,
you go to Henry's house.
But afterwards you
come right home.
- Wait!
- What?
- Nothin'... you're just...
you're really good lookin'.
- I know.
- Hey!
- Up the tube!
- That's what I say!
[ laughing ]
- Eventually it grew
back though, so...
- Yeah! It grew back but
I didn't think it would.
I mean, I feel like it really--
- Oh, those were the days.
- Hey, there's my boy.
Henry look,
it's your Uncle Mark.
[ beeping ]
- Hey there, Uncle Mark.
- Henry Hart, holy geez,
look how tall you got!
Knock knock,
who's there, puberty!
[ laughs ]
Whabam!
Ha-- You feel like
you're made of iron!
- Actually, I'm made of a
liquid metal alloy that's
over four hundred times
stronger than iron.
[ laughing ]
- I hope you
three handsome men are hungry!
Dinner'll be ready
in five minutes!
- Hi.
- Ah, finally, there's Piper.
- Yeah, here's me.
- Hey, Piper, I brought
you a present!
- Ah, that's okay I really--
- Guess what it is!
- I don't--
- It's a free ticket to
Uncle Mark's merry-go-round!
- No, please don't!
I don't like this!
[ Uncle Mark hums ]
That's enough!
We've had our fun, please!
This is making me dizzy.
I'm not kidding!
Please put me down!
[ laughing ]
[ beeping ]
- Oh! Henry?
Do me a favor
and take the turkey
out of the oven.
- Sure thing.
- So, Piper, why don't
you tell Uncle Mark
how you got all A's
and B's last semester?
- I got all A's and
B's last semester.
[ sizzling ]
- No, Henry!
You gotta use the potholders!
- Oh, uhhh...
It's not that hot.
- But it's been in the oven
at four hundred degrees
for three hours!
- Cool.
[ screams ]
[ music ]
- Carla Dexter
looking better
than she has ever
looked in her career.
- True, but the question is,
can anyone defeat
the fighting machine
that is Shelly Cratch?
- I guess we won't know
'til we know.
- Ah, what's wrong
with the TV?
- Ah, it's been
doin' that all day.
Schwoz, can't you
fix the picture?
- Lemme see.
- So, Henry, who do you think
is going to win the fight?
- Oh man, I gotta go
with Dexter.
- Ah, come on, dude! No.
- Okay, I fixed the picture!
- Woo! C'mon you guys,
the fight's about to start!
- All right!
- Ha-ha-ha!
- Hey, when did we get
these new glasses?
- Oh, I picked these up at
Sassy Glasses last weekend.
- Ah.
Cool blue color.
- Yeah. Well actually,
they're uh, cobalt, so...
- Cobalt is just
a shade of blue.
- Mmmm, not exactly.
Huh, okay.
- 'Kay, well anyway,
it's not even cobalt,
it's more of a royal blue.
- No, it's not royal.
- Fighter on the left,
are you ready?
Ready on the right?
- C'mon, Shelby!
- You can do it, Carla!
- This glass is royal blue.
- It's cobalt!
- Okay.
- And fight!
- It's royal blue.
You don't know your colors.
- It's cobalt.
Dude, you don't know anything.
- Did you see that?
[ overlapping dialogue ]
[ cheering ]
- It's over!
- That's it!
- That was amazing!
- Wait, wait, wait,
what happened?!?
- Did- did- did-
did the fight start?
- Yeah, and it's over!
- It was the most incredible
fight I've ever seen!
- What?
- No! Play it back!
Play it back! Play it back!
- Okay, calm down,
I'll play it back!
- Ah, dang it,
the picture's out again.
- Aw, no!
- Why?
- Man, that was a fight
I'll never forget.
[ Bork growls ]
- It was glorious.
- Oh, be quiet, Schwoz!
You're still a weirdo!
- Man! I can't believe
I missed the fight!
I sent that stupid robot
to my house for nothing!
- Hey, don't talk
about Gerta that way.
She's my woman.
- Y'know, maybe
you should go home,
and send Gerta back here.
- Yah, yah, and hurry.
I want to celebrate with her!
- Hey... When did we get
these royal blue glasses?
- Ha!
- Dang it, Charlotte!
- Hey.
- 'Sup?
- This.
- Hello, Henry.
- Hey.
So, I'm back, and
Schwoz wants you,
so you should go on
back to the Man Cave.
- Why Schwoz want me?
- I dunno, I guess
you're his girlfriend.
I dunno. Here, just
go out this window,
and then climb down this tree.
- What if I am scared
to go out window?
- Ah, it's easy.
See, you just take a little
jump to this big tree--
[ screams ]
[ speaking foreign language ]
[ clears throat ]
- I look good.
- Stupid Gerta, pushing me
out my own window.
[ beeping ]
- C'mon, c'mon, Ray, answer.
- Ray!
- Hey, Henry, look--
I'm drinking out of
my cobalt blue glass.
- Forget about the glass!
Where's Schwoz?
- Here, why?
- 'Cause Gerta just
threw me out my window.
So now, I need you,
Charlotte and Schwoz
to come here and get
her outta my house.
- What color is this glass?
- What?
- Admit that
this glass is cobalt,
maybe we'll come help you.
- It's cobalt.
- I'm sorry, what is it?
- It's cobalt!
It's cobalt, cobalt, cobalt!
It's a cobalt blue glass!
- Yeah, I know.
- What?
- So, how's that turkey?
- Eh... I've had better.
- Aw, man, there's a fly
on the corn bread.
Where's the fly swatter?
- No worries-- I got it.
[ inhales ]
- What?
- You just mouth-vacuumed that
fly and swallowed it whole.
- That's disgusting.
- Uh, sorry.
[ gags ]
- Hey, everybody.
- Hey, Charlotte!
- Hi!
- Oh! Hi Charlotte!
- Hey, Charlotte!
- Hey, I'm really sorry
to interrupt your dinner,
but this is
kind of important.
Henry, can I talk
to you upstairs?
- Oh! Sure.
One second.
- Hey. Guess what?
- What?
[ screams ]
[ laughing ]
- I- I just don't
understand why Gerta
would throw you
out the window.
- Maybe Henry made her mad?
- No!
No, no, no, no, no.
I programmed Gerta to be
my girlfriend and love me.
She has no other emotions.
- Well, can you program
her to leave my house?
'Cause I'd really like her
to leave my house.
- Okay, here's Gerta,
you asked me to get her
so I got her and
now I have homework to do
so out the window I go.
Bye!
- Gerta, baby.
Why did you throw
Henry out the window?
Did he try something?
- Uh, no.
- Schwoz, look,
this isn't easy to say.
- Sweetheart, I made you.
You can tell me anything.
- You're very special.
You're a lovely man.
And I do love you,
so much.
- Okay, this is so weird.
- Shh.
This is a touching moment
between a man and his android.
- Baby, I don't understand
what you're trying to tell me.
- I'm saying that
I love you,
but I'm not
in love with you.
- Ooh, ouch.
- I... I feel human now.
And when we cuddle,
it's like--
- Okay!
All right, okay, come on!
If you two are gonna keep
talking like this
can you please turn Gerta
back into her normal self?
Thank you.
- I don't want to be
your Gerta anymore.
I need to be free.
- I understand.
- Thank you, my Schwoz.
- Okay. I will click
this remote now.
But you, my Gerta,
you may choose any form
you wish to become.
Are you ready?
[ bird vocalizes ]
- Whoa.
- Man, that's
a good-lookin' bird.
- Dude, she like just
broke with up me.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
[ bird vocalizes ]
- I will always love you,
too, Gerta-Bird.
- Whoa, look at her fly.
- Yeah!
Hey!
She just pooped on my bike!
- Ahhh... that's my Gerta.
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm...