- Previously on
"Henry Danger"...
- Dr. Minyak escaped?
- Dang it!
- There is a huge crime wave
in Swellview,
and I'm gonna go help.
- We came here...
for the meeting.
- For all the top criminals
in Swellview, eh?
- Now, let this meeting begin.
[dramatic music]
- That guy helping
The Toddler...
♪ ♪
He's my twin brother, Max.
- No way.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
- And you're sure you're not
scared.
- Yes.
- 'Cause if you're scared,
you can hug--
- I'm not scared.
- Guys, keep smiling,
so Charlotte and Schwoz
can see what we're seeing
back in the Man Cave.
- Okay, but that stupid Jeff
guy thinks I'm smiling at him.
- What?
- Just keep smiling
and being Canadian!
- So, Toddler,
how are you not dead?
- Yes, we all heard
that the last time you
battled Captain Man, he
and Kid Danger dropped you
into your bottomless
pit of balls.
- Mm.
- Yes.
- All right.
I'll tell you what happened.
Max, would you like
to hold my milk?
- Yes. I was hoping you'd ask.
- It was awful.
I was blasted hundreds
of feet down,
deep into the Earth,
covered in plastic balls.
[ clearing throat ]
- So, how'd you dig
yourself out, eh?
- I had to use my bare hands,
scraping and clawing,
inch by inch.
And then finally,
I arrived back up
to the surface of the Earth.
[ grunts ]
[ shouts ]
- I'm out!
I'm free! I'm free!
[ laughs ]
Hello, sunshine!
Hello, Captain Man
and Kid Danger!
I will find you
and I will have my revenge!
[ screams ]
Jerks.
And now, it's Toddler time.
- Yes, you.
- Are we having dessert...
or what?
- This meeting
isn't about dessert!
This is about us!
If we combine our powers,
we can destroy Captain Man
and Kid Danger,
and then nothing
can stop us!
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yes!
- It's about time!
- I'm tired of
getting stopped.
- Or, or...
Uh, maybe we could
all decide to be good, eh?
- Right. Eh?
We could all
become nice people,
and never commit
anymore crimes... Eh?
- And recycle, and
be polite to our parents.
- It's a solid plan.
- You know, I think
she's on to something.
[ clamoring ]
- All right.
Max, tell 'em
what to do.
- Okay, everyone.
If you have and ideas
on how to destroy
Captain Man and Kid Danger,
please come join The Toddler
by the dry erase board.
[ chattering ]
- Let's go. Let's go.
- What do we do now?
- Ahh...
You go talk to your brother and
figure out what he's doing here.
Kid, you come with me.
- Right.
- Uh, can I talk to you, eh?
- Sure, Muchacha.
So, how often do you
clean those masks?
'Cuz it seems like they'd get
really smelly unless you--
Nyah!
What are you
doing here, Phoebe?
- I told you I was
coming to Swellview!
What are you doing here?
- I wanted to steal that cool
new device Doctor Minyak made.
- What, the...
the hamburger motor?
- Heliometer.
- Max, you better
get outta here!
This room is filled
with some of the worst,
most evil people ever!
- You're here.
- Yeah, but I'm here undercover
with Captain Man
and Kid Danger--
Ah!
- Captain Man and Kid Danger
are in this room?
- No! No no no no,
Max, don't tell anybody...
don't te--
- Hi. I'm Jeff.
You want a bite of my pie?
Hey, you froze my pie!
- Oh please, everybody knows
Stephanie is such a liar.
Just ignore her.
Smiley face, thumbs up,
taco taco, smiling pile of poo.
Send.
- Hey Jasper.
How's my social life?
- Well...
Emma's having a sushi party
this Saturday
and she wants to invite
Steven to make
hot skater boy jealous,
but she's afraid to ask him.
- Mmm... No problem.
Text Steven and invite him
to Emma's sushi party.
- On it!
Steven, Steven,
Steven, Steven.
Ooh, got 'em.
- Ah!
- What?
- I got spaghetti up my nose!
- Been there.
Steven, this is Piper.
Emma's having a sushi party
this Saturday.
You should come.
- What are you doing?
- Trying to eat
some spaghetti.
[ phone beeps ]
- Ooh! Steven says thanks,
and that he'll go
to Emma's party, right after
he's done with band practice.
[ screams ]
Band practice?
Which Steven did you
invite to Emma's party?
- Uh... "Booger Steven".
- Dude! I didn't want you
to invite Booger Steven!
I wanted you to invite
Super Cute Steven!
- Well, you didn't say that!
- Ugh! You can't invite Booger
Steven to Emma's sushi party!
- Why not?
- 'Cuz of his boogers!
[ phone beeps ]
- Uh-oh.
- Who texted me?
- Emma.
She says, "Piper--
Booger Steven just
went on Twit-Flash
and said you invited him
to my party!
Now all of our
friends are mad!
You ruined my life!"
- Oh my God!
Everyone's gonna hate me!
- They're not gonna hate you!
[ phone beeps repeatedly ]
- Now who's texting?
- Uhhh, everyone!
- Well, what are they saying?
- That they hate you.
- Jasper!
- Oh, no, no!
[ screaming ]
- Okay, what if we capture
Captain Man and Kid Danger,
then we drop them in
the Grand Canyon?
- Ooh.
- Inventive.
- Arizona side
or the Utah side?
- Then... we fill the entire
Grand Canyon with mud!
[ cackles ]
- Okay, there's like 75 reasons
why that plan is stupid.
[ chattering ]
- Hey, we have a problem.
- Not now, I have
to listen to this.
- Do you know how much mud
we would need to fill
a canyon that grand?
- Or... we can
go back in time,
when the Grand Canyon
was much smaller.
- Oh please--does everything
with you have
to be about time travel?
- Well, I am the Time Jerker!
- Yeah, well we know
your name, okay?
I'm the Toddler,
that's Dr. Minyak--
- Sir?
- What is it, boy?
I'm busy!
- Busy?
I don't think
you'll feel too busy
to see some old
friends of yours?
- No no no no no no!
[ gasping ]
- Well well!
Roll me over and
change my diaper.
- 'Sup.
- Time'sup... for you two!
- I'll give them a
little taste of my Heliometer.
[ grunts ]
- Oww!
That third Muchacho
just foot-kicked me,
right in my hand!
- I'm not a Muchacho.
[ gasping ]
- I'm not even Canadian!
- All right, you evils.
On the floor,
hands behind your backs.
- Get up Jeff!
- You're embarrassing us!
- Well...
[ chuckles ]
I'm just gonna, uh...
finish this bowl of lentils.
[ glass breaking ]
[ clamoring ]
- Kid Danger, take Phoebe
and get outta here!
I'll hold 'em off!
- No, I'm not leaving you!
- We wanna stay and fight!
- No, there's too many of them!
- But what about Max?
- I said go!
Kid, that's an order!
- Come on!
[ grunting ]
[ shouts, screams ]
- Ooh!
Here, gimme that!
[ cackles ]
Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah...
- Ahhh!
[ screaming
with high-pitched voice ]
It's not funny!
I mean it!
You put me down right now...
[ laughing ]
Okay. Go ahead.
Laugh it up.
Is this all you got?
Is this is the worst
you can do?
[ train whistle blowing ]
- Okay, this is a lot worse.
[ grunting ]
- All right, Todd.
- Todd-ler!
- I wanna know why you
put me in this cement,
and why we're on
top of this train!
- Well, first off,
we hate you.
- And we want
to get rid of you.
- Uh, I'm just here
to hold the heliometer, so...
- Whoa! Whoa!
No! Don't touch my stuff.
- I--I just wanna' hold it.
- Yeah, no no, you're not
allowed to touch my stuff.
- I just wanna' borrow it.
[ overlapping dialogue ]
- Zip! Zip! Zip!
- So, Captain Man,
in exactly 42 minutes,
this choo-choo train is
gonna go straight over
the new Jandy Bridge.
- At which point, we're gonna
throw you off this train.
- Right into the Jandy River.
- PFF!
- So? I'm indestructible,
that won't hurt me.
- We know!
So have fun,
spending the rest of eternity
at the bottom of a river!
- We hope you like fish!
- And fish poop!
[ chuckling ]
- Jerk.
- Scum!
- Handsome!
Well, look at him!
- Henry, hurry!
We've got to find Ray!
- I'm trying to find Ray!
He's moving, really fast.
Like at 62 miles an hour.
- Well, then maybe
he's in a car.
- No way. He's following
a direct path
along the
Swellview train tracks.
And you can't drive a car
on railroad tracks.
So, how can Ray
be moving so fast?
- You take this one.
- Maybe he's on a train.
- Uh... Sorry, I didn't hear
what you said over
all this helicopter noise.
Hey, Schwoz!
I think Ray's on a train!
- Aye aye!
- He's probably on a train.
- Uh-huh.
- Maybe he doesn't
eat boogers anymore!
- You don't even know Emma!
- Ah!
- Where's Piper?
- There she is,
with the cone on her head!
- Uh! What? Hey!
What's goin' on?
- You invited Booger Steven
to my sushi party
and made everyone else cancel!
- So we came here
to express our anger!
- Physically!
[ screaming ]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait!
It wasn't Piper's fault.
She has text neck,
and she can't use her phone.
So, I'm the one who was
texting everyone for her.
Okay?
I'm the reason that
Booger Steven got invited
to your party, so if you're
gonna be mad at someone,
you should be mad at me.
- Take him!
[ screaming ]
- No!
I'm a human being!
[ grunting ]
- Hey! Hey!
What are you doin' back there?
- Uh, just...
is that a real diaper?
- Yeah, why?
You wanna change me?
- No.
- Good answer.
- Pssst!
Pssst!
- I can see the Jandy bridge!
- What do you want?
- I gotta blow my nose.
- Well, I don't care.
- You're Max Thunderman,
aren't you?
Brother of Phoebe?
Son of Thunder Man?
- What if I am?
- Then how come you're hangin'
around with those evil maniacs?
- Because... I want that.
- The Toddler's diaper?
- Ugh! Gross! No!
The Heliometer.
- Why?
- 'Cuz it's cool,
and I want it.
- Well, then the least you can
do is help me blow my nose.
- That makes no sense!
- Just help me blow my nose!
For the love of God!
- All right!
Ugh.
- Okay, there's the Swellview
train, right over there!
- Oh! I-- I see him!
I see Captain Man!
- Where he is?
- He's on top of the train!
- What's he doing?
- Uh... I... I think
my brother Max
is helping him
blow his nose.
- Aw, that's so sweet.
- Eugh.
- I'm goin' down there!
Charlotte, hand me that clip!
- Thanks.
- I'm going down with you!
- Okay!
Just uh, grab on
to me, and...
and hold on, like, really,
really, really, tight.
- Okay!
- Wait!
We have another rope
that Phoebe can use!
- Oh, thanks!
- Yes, thank you, Charlotte.
- We are right
over the train!
Jump!
[ shouting ]
- Yeah!
Look who's on the train now.
- Us.
- Oh, jeeminy-joo!
It's the stupid kid again!
- That's right.
I mean, I'm not stupid,
but I am here.
- Kid Danger!
- Phoebe?
- You back off, Max!
- Now do your blowy
freezy thing.
- Love to.
- Whoa!
- What? What happened?
Why didn't it work?
- Uh...
The train is moving so fast,
I guess the wind is too strong!
- Kids, look out!
[ screaming ]
- My heliometer!
- Yow!
[ cackling ]
- Security!
[ slide whistle sounds ]
[ shouting, grunting ]
- Uh-oh. More bad guys
just showed up.
- Are you sure
they're bad guys?
- Well...
Two of them are trying
to break Phoebe's leg,
and one of them's tryin'
to eat Henry's arm,
so they don't
seem super nice.
[ shouting ]
- What are you?
You- you're so weird!
- Quit biting his arm!
- Yes! Hurt them!
I love it!
[ cackles ]
- Stop that!
- Oww! My leg doesn't
bend that way!
- Here, open this case!
- Man-grenades?
- By Schwoz!
- Enter 1239.
[ grunting ]
- Hey! How am I supposed to
use the bathroom?
Hurry up, I gotta pee!
[ cackling ]
- Kid Danger!
- Put that in here,
pull back on this,
and aim it at Ray!
- Are you insane?
- Yah, do it!
- Charlotte!
- What?
- Don't miss.
- Huh, what's that?
- Whoa!
- Dang dude!
- Hey! What exploded?
- Captain Man?
- What happened?
- Where'd he go?
- Oh, looks like
Captain Man exploded!
- Ding dong,
the Captain's dead!
[ cackling ]
- Yes! Swellview is ours!
[ shouting, laughing ]
- Captain Man!
- Ooh, sorry Kid--he's dead.
Which makes it very difficult
for him to help you now.
Or maybe you're too stupid
to realize that it's a new day
in Swellview, because nobody
has to worry about Captain--
- Toddler...
it's time for your nap.
- No, no, no,
wait, wait, wait,
I already took a nap right
after lunch...
- Wow, this is uncomfortable.
- Don't get nervous, it's still
six of us against three of them.
[ whimpering ]
- Okay, now it's
five to three.
[ shouting ]
[ grunting ]
[ screams ]
- No!
- Nice goin' Kid Danger,
Miss Thunderman.
- Yeah!
We did it!
How about that?
Way to go us!
Woo!
- Y'know, Max, we never
woulda had a problem
if you hadn't
blown our cover.
- That's right, Max.
- Uh, well,
I said I was sorry.
- Mmm, no ya didn't.
- Didn't I?
- You didn't.
- But hey, no worries.
Kid Danger and I forgive you.
- What?
You guys forgive him?!?
- Sure.
- Totally.
- See? They're cool.
- Aw, yeah.
- We're soooo cool.
- So, we were gonna give Phoebe
a ride home in our helicopter.
- You want us to give
you a ride, too?
- Seriously?
I mean, even after
all that I did,
you still wanna
give me a ride home?
- Of course.
- Oh yeah.
Yeah.
- Phoebe!
- Hey, Max!
How you doin?
- My hair looks terrible
in this wind!
[ laughing ]
- Bird!
[ screaming ]
- Phoebe!