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- Previously on
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"Henry Danger"...
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- Dr. Minyak escaped?
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- Dang it!
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- There is a huge crime wave
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in Swellview,
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and I'm gonna go help.
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- We came here...
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for the meeting.
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- For all the top criminals
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in Swellview, eh?
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- Now, let this meeting begin.
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[dramatic music]
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- That guy helping
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The Toddler...
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♪ ♪
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He's my twin brother, Max.
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- No way.
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- Seriously?
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- Yes.
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- And you're sure you're not
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scared.
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- Yes.
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- 'Cause if you're scared,
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you can hug--
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- I'm not scared.
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- Guys, keep smiling,
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so Charlotte and Schwoz
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can see what we're seeing
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back in the Man Cave.
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- Okay, but that stupid Jeff
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guy thinks I'm smiling at him.
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- What?
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- Just keep smiling
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and being Canadian!
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- So, Toddler,
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how are you not dead?
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- Yes, we all heard
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that the last time you
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battled Captain Man, he
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and Kid Danger dropped you
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into your bottomless
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pit of balls.
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- Mm.
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- Yes.
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- All right.
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I'll tell you what happened.
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Max, would you like
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to hold my milk?
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- Yes. I was hoping you'd ask.
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- It was awful.
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I was blasted hundreds
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of feet down,
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deep into the Earth,
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covered in plastic balls.
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[ clearing throat ]
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- So, how'd you dig
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yourself out, eh?
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- I had to use my bare hands,
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scraping and clawing,
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inch by inch.
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And then finally,
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I arrived back up
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to the surface of the Earth.
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[ grunts ]
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[ shouts ]
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- I'm out!
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I'm free! I'm free!
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[ laughs ]
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Hello, sunshine!
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Hello, Captain Man
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and Kid Danger!
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I will find you
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and I will have my revenge!
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[ screams ]
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Jerks.
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And now, it's Toddler time.
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- Yes, you.
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- Are we having dessert...
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or what?
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- This meeting
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isn't about dessert!
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This is about us!
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If we combine our powers,
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we can destroy Captain Man
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and Kid Danger,
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and then nothing
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can stop us!
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- Yeah! Yeah!
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- Yes!
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- It's about time!
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- I'm tired of
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getting stopped.
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- Or, or...
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Uh, maybe we could
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all decide to be good, eh?
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- Right. Eh?
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We could all
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become nice people,
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and never commit
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anymore crimes... Eh?
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- And recycle, and
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be polite to our parents.
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- It's a solid plan.
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- You know, I think
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she's on to something.
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[ clamoring ]
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- All right.
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Max, tell 'em
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what to do.
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- Okay, everyone.
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If you have and ideas
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on how to destroy
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Captain Man and Kid Danger,
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please come join The Toddler
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by the dry erase board.
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[ chattering ]
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- Let's go. Let's go.
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- What do we do now?
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- Ahh...
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You go talk to your brother and
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figure out what he's doing here.
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Kid, you come with me.
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- Right.
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- Uh, can I talk to you, eh?
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- Sure, Muchacha.
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So, how often do you
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clean those masks?
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'Cuz it seems like they'd get
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really smelly unless you--
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Nyah!
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What are you
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doing here, Phoebe?
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- I told you I was
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coming to Swellview!
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What are you doing here?
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- I wanted to steal that cool
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new device Doctor Minyak made.
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- What, the...
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the hamburger motor?
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- Heliometer.
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- Max, you better
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get outta here!
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This room is filled
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with some of the worst,
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most evil people ever!
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- You're here.
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- Yeah, but I'm here undercover
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with Captain Man
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and Kid Danger--
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Ah!
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- Captain Man and Kid Danger
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are in this room?
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- No! No no no no,
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Max, don't tell anybody...
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don't te--
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- Hi. I'm Jeff.
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You want a bite of my pie?
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Hey, you froze my pie!
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- Oh please, everybody knows
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Stephanie is such a liar.
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Just ignore her.
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Smiley face, thumbs up,
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taco taco, smiling pile of poo.
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Send.
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- Hey Jasper.
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How's my social life?
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- Well...
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Emma's having a sushi party
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this Saturday
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and she wants to invite
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Steven to make
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hot skater boy jealous,
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but she's afraid to ask him.
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- Mmm... No problem.
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Text Steven and invite him
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to Emma's sushi party.
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- On it!
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Steven, Steven,
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Steven, Steven.
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Ooh, got 'em.
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- Ah!
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- What?
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- I got spaghetti up my nose!
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- Been there.
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Steven, this is Piper.
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Emma's having a sushi party
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this Saturday.
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You should come.
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- What are you doing?
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- Trying to eat
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some spaghetti.
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[ phone beeps ]
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- Ooh! Steven says thanks,
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and that he'll go
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to Emma's party, right after
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he's done with band practice.
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[ screams ]
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Band practice?
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Which Steven did you
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invite to Emma's party?
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- Uh... "Booger Steven".
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- Dude! I didn't want you
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to invite Booger Steven!
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I wanted you to invite
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Super Cute Steven!
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- Well, you didn't say that!
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- Ugh! You can't invite Booger
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Steven to Emma's sushi party!
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- Why not?
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- 'Cuz of his boogers!
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[ phone beeps ]
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- Uh-oh.
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- Who texted me?
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- Emma.
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She says, "Piper--
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Booger Steven just
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went on Twit-Flash
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and said you invited him
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to my party!
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Now all of our
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friends are mad!
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You ruined my life!"
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- Oh my God!
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Everyone's gonna hate me!
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- They're not gonna hate you!
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[ phone beeps repeatedly ]
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- Now who's texting?
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- Uhhh, everyone!
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- Well, what are they saying?
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- That they hate you.
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- Jasper!
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- Oh, no, no!
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[ screaming ]
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- Okay, what if we capture
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Captain Man and Kid Danger,
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then we drop them in
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the Grand Canyon?
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- Ooh.
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- Inventive.
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- Arizona side
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or the Utah side?
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- Then... we fill the entire
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Grand Canyon with mud!
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[ cackles ]
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- Okay, there's like 75 reasons
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why that plan is stupid.
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[ chattering ]
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- Hey, we have a problem.
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- Not now, I have
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to listen to this.
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- Do you know how much mud
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we would need to fill
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a canyon that grand?
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- Or... we can
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go back in time,
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when the Grand Canyon
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was much smaller.
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- Oh please--does everything
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with you have
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to be about time travel?
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- Well, I am the Time Jerker!
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- Yeah, well we know
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your name, okay?
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I'm the Toddler,
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that's Dr. Minyak--
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- Sir?
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- What is it, boy?
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I'm busy!
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- Busy?
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I don't think
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you'll feel too busy
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to see some old
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friends of yours?
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- No no no no no no!
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[ gasping ]
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- Well well!
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Roll me over and
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change my diaper.
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- 'Sup.
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- Time'sup... for you two!
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- I'll give them a
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little taste of my Heliometer.
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[ grunts ]
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- Oww!
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That third Muchacho
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just foot-kicked me,
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right in my hand!
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- I'm not a Muchacho.
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[ gasping ]
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- I'm not even Canadian!
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- All right, you evils.
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On the floor,
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hands behind your backs.
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- Get up Jeff!
296
00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,917
- You're embarrassing us!
297
00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:32,083
- Well...
298
00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:33,875
[ chuckles ]
299
00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:38,542
I'm just gonna, uh...
300
00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:38,542
finish this bowl of lentils.
301
00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:40,208
[ glass breaking ]
302
00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,125
[ clamoring ]
303
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,375
- Kid Danger, take Phoebe
304
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,375
and get outta here!
305
00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:46,792
I'll hold 'em off!
306
00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:48,709
- No, I'm not leaving you!
307
00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:48,709
- We wanna stay and fight!
308
00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,041
- No, there's too many of them!
309
00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:53,709
- But what about Max?
310
00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:56,875
- I said go!
311
00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:56,875
Kid, that's an order!
312
00:09:56,917 --> 00:09:58,458
- Come on!
313
00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:01,792
[ grunting ]
314
00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:08,583
[ shouts, screams ]
315
00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,291
- Ooh!
316
00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,291
Here, gimme that!
317
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,709
[ cackles ]
318
00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:15,375
Nah, nah, nah,
319
00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:15,375
nah, nah, nah...
320
00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,834
- Ahhh!
321
00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,792
[ screaming
322
00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,792
with high-pitched voice ]
323
00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:21,750
It's not funny!
324
00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:21,750
I mean it!
325
00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,041
You put me down right now...
326
00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:23,959
[ laughing ]
327
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,125
Okay. Go ahead.
328
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,125
Laugh it up.
329
00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:28,917
Is this all you got?
330
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,875
Is this is the worst
331
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,875
you can do?
332
00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,875
[ train whistle blowing ]
333
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,834
- Okay, this is a lot worse.
334
00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,917
[ grunting ]
335
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,291
- All right, Todd.
336
00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,125
- Todd-ler!
337
00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,625
- I wanna know why you
338
00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,625
put me in this cement,
339
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,875
and why we're on
340
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,875
top of this train!
341
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:59,041
- Well, first off,
342
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:59,041
we hate you.
343
00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:02,834
- And we want
344
00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:02,834
to get rid of you.
345
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,834
- Uh, I'm just here
346
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,834
to hold the heliometer, so...
347
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,500
- Whoa! Whoa!
348
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,500
No! Don't touch my stuff.
349
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,917
- I--I just wanna' hold it.
350
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,000
- Yeah, no no, you're not
351
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,000
allowed to touch my stuff.
352
00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,291
- I just wanna' borrow it.
353
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,542
[ overlapping dialogue ]
354
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,875
- Zip! Zip! Zip!
355
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:22,208
- So, Captain Man,
356
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:22,208
in exactly 42 minutes,
357
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,709
this choo-choo train is
358
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,709
gonna go straight over
359
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,458
the new Jandy Bridge.
360
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,250
- At which point, we're gonna
361
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,250
throw you off this train.
362
00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:33,208
- Right into the Jandy River.
363
00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:33,208
- PFF!
364
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:36,583
- So? I'm indestructible,
365
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:36,583
that won't hurt me.
366
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,000
- We know!
367
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,792
So have fun,
368
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,792
spending the rest of eternity
369
00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,875
at the bottom of a river!
370
00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:45,875
- We hope you like fish!
371
00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:45,875
- And fish poop!
372
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,834
[ chuckling ]
373
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,125
- Jerk.
374
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,125
- Scum!
375
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:54,583
- Handsome!
376
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:56,875
Well, look at him!
377
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,750
- Henry, hurry!
378
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,750
We've got to find Ray!
379
00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:09,500
- I'm trying to find Ray!
380
00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:11,583
He's moving, really fast.
381
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,959
Like at 62 miles an hour.
382
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,834
- Well, then maybe
383
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,834
he's in a car.
384
00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:18,959
- No way. He's following
385
00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:18,959
a direct path
386
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,458
along the
387
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,458
Swellview train tracks.
388
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,834
And you can't drive a car
389
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,834
on railroad tracks.
390
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,250
So, how can Ray
391
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,250
be moving so fast?
392
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,041
- You take this one.
393
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:36,208
- Maybe he's on a train.
394
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,417
- Uh... Sorry, I didn't hear
395
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,417
what you said over
396
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,917
all this helicopter noise.
397
00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:45,583
Hey, Schwoz!
398
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,333
I think Ray's on a train!
399
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:51,083
- Aye aye!
400
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,917
- He's probably on a train.
401
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,917
- Uh-huh.
402
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,792
- Maybe he doesn't
403
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,792
eat boogers anymore!
404
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:03,250
- You don't even know Emma!
405
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:04,959
- Ah!
406
00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,500
- Where's Piper?
407
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,208
- There she is,
408
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,208
with the cone on her head!
409
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,125
- Uh! What? Hey!
410
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,125
What's goin' on?
411
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:18,166
- You invited Booger Steven
412
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:18,166
to my sushi party
413
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:20,125
and made everyone else cancel!
414
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:23,125
- So we came here
415
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:23,125
to express our anger!
416
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:24,834
- Physically!
417
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,875
[ screaming ]
418
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,709
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
419
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,709
Wait!
420
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,667
It wasn't Piper's fault.
421
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:34,250
She has text neck,
422
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:34,250
and she can't use her phone.
423
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:37,208
So, I'm the one who was
424
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:37,208
texting everyone for her.
425
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,041
Okay?
426
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,250
I'm the reason that
427
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,250
Booger Steven got invited
428
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:45,333
to your party, so if you're
429
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:45,333
gonna be mad at someone,
430
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,083
you should be mad at me.
431
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,959
- Take him!
432
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
[ screaming ]
433
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:59,458
- No!
434
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:59,458
I'm a human being!
435
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,917
[ grunting ]
436
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:10,959
- Hey! Hey!
437
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:10,959
What are you doin' back there?
438
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,250
- Uh, just...
439
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,250
is that a real diaper?
440
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:16,458
- Yeah, why?
441
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,291
You wanna change me?
442
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,959
- No.
443
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,959
- Good answer.
444
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:25,125
- Pssst!
445
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,583
Pssst!
446
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,792
- I can see the Jandy bridge!
447
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,792
- What do you want?
448
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,458
- I gotta blow my nose.
449
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,917
- Well, I don't care.
450
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:39,125
- You're Max Thunderman,
451
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:39,125
aren't you?
452
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:42,583
Brother of Phoebe?
453
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:42,583
Son of Thunder Man?
454
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,667
- What if I am?
455
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,208
- Then how come you're hangin'
456
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,208
around with those evil maniacs?
457
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:50,875
- Because... I want that.
458
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,000
- The Toddler's diaper?
459
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:59,166
- Ugh! Gross! No!
460
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,000
The Heliometer.
461
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,375
- Why?
462
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:05,333
- 'Cuz it's cool,
463
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:05,333
and I want it.
464
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,750
- Well, then the least you can
465
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,750
do is help me blow my nose.
466
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,083
- That makes no sense!
467
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,291
- Just help me blow my nose!
468
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,291
For the love of God!
469
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,291
- All right!
470
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,792
Ugh.
471
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,875
- Okay, there's the Swellview
472
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,875
train, right over there!
473
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,500
- Oh! I-- I see him!
474
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,500
I see Captain Man!
475
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:27,709
- Where he is?
476
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,583
- He's on top of the train!
477
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,166
- What's he doing?
478
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,792
- Uh... I... I think
479
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,792
my brother Max
480
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:37,291
is helping him
481
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:37,291
blow his nose.
482
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,041
- Aw, that's so sweet.
483
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,625
- Eugh.
484
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,333
- I'm goin' down there!
485
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,875
Charlotte, hand me that clip!
486
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,458
- Thanks.
487
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,041
- I'm going down with you!
488
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,792
- Okay!
489
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:57,083
Just uh, grab on
490
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:57,083
to me, and...
491
00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,500
and hold on, like, really,
492
00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,500
really, really, tight.
493
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,000
- Okay!
494
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:03,166
- Wait!
495
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,750
We have another rope
496
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,750
that Phoebe can use!
497
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,959
- Oh, thanks!
498
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,917
- Yes, thank you, Charlotte.
499
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,000
- We are right
500
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,000
over the train!
501
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:27,041
Jump!
502
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,875
[ shouting ]
503
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:40,375
- Yeah!
504
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:40,375
Look who's on the train now.
505
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,250
- Us.
506
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:46,291
- Oh, jeeminy-joo!
507
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:46,291
It's the stupid kid again!
508
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,667
- That's right.
509
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:51,709
I mean, I'm not stupid,
510
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:51,709
but I am here.
511
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,792
- Kid Danger!
512
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,792
- Phoebe?
513
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,125
- You back off, Max!
514
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,583
- Now do your blowy
515
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,583
freezy thing.
516
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,125
- Love to.
517
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,709
- Whoa!
518
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,709
- What? What happened?
519
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,250
Why didn't it work?
520
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:08,834
- Uh...
521
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,834
The train is moving so fast,
522
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,834
I guess the wind is too strong!
523
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,375
- Kids, look out!
524
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:13,667
[ screaming ]
525
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,041
- My heliometer!
526
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,709
- Yow!
527
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:26,834
[ cackling ]
528
00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:31,583
- Security!
529
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:32,917
[ slide whistle sounds ]
530
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:42,291
[ shouting, grunting ]
531
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,583
- Uh-oh. More bad guys
532
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,583
just showed up.
533
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,458
- Are you sure
534
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,458
they're bad guys?
535
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,208
- Well...
536
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,875
Two of them are trying
537
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,875
to break Phoebe's leg,
538
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:53,667
and one of them's tryin'
539
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:53,667
to eat Henry's arm,
540
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,959
so they don't
541
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,959
seem super nice.
542
00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,333
[ shouting ]
543
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,417
- What are you?
544
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,417
You- you're so weird!
545
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:02,834
- Quit biting his arm!
546
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,625
- Yes! Hurt them!
547
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,625
I love it!
548
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,417
[ cackles ]
549
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,834
- Stop that!
550
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,875
- Oww! My leg doesn't
551
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,875
bend that way!
552
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,000
- Here, open this case!
553
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:15,750
- Man-grenades?
554
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,834
- By Schwoz!
555
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,250
- Enter 1239.
556
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,041
[ grunting ]
557
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,959
- Hey! How am I supposed to
558
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,959
use the bathroom?
559
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,000
Hurry up, I gotta pee!
560
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:44,917
[ cackling ]
561
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,250
- Kid Danger!
562
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:51,792
- Put that in here,
563
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:51,792
pull back on this,
564
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,750
and aim it at Ray!
565
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:56,750
- Are you insane?
566
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:56,750
- Yah, do it!
567
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:05,333
- Charlotte!
568
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:05,333
- What?
569
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,041
- Don't miss.
570
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,709
- Huh, what's that?
571
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,041
- Whoa!
572
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,458
- Dang dude!
573
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:33,375
- Hey! What exploded?
574
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,125
- Captain Man?
575
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,542
- What happened?
576
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,542
- Where'd he go?
577
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,917
- Oh, looks like
578
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,917
Captain Man exploded!
579
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:46,709
- Ding dong,
580
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:46,709
the Captain's dead!
581
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,792
[ cackling ]
582
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,750
- Yes! Swellview is ours!
583
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:52,959
[ shouting, laughing ]
584
00:19:58,709 --> 00:20:00,792
- Captain Man!
585
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:03,834
- Ooh, sorry Kid--he's dead.
586
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:07,291
Which makes it very difficult
587
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:07,291
for him to help you now.
588
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,709
Or maybe you're too stupid
589
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,709
to realize that it's a new day
590
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:15,375
in Swellview, because nobody
591
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:15,375
has to worry about Captain--
592
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,208
- Toddler...
593
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,750
it's time for your nap.
594
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:25,125
- No, no, no,
595
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:25,125
wait, wait, wait,
596
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,875
I already took a nap right
597
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,875
after lunch...
598
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,917
- Wow, this is uncomfortable.
599
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:40,291
- Don't get nervous, it's still
600
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:40,291
six of us against three of them.
601
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,458
[ whimpering ]
602
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,375
- Okay, now it's
603
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,375
five to three.
604
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,041
[ shouting ]
605
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,375
[ grunting ]
606
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:12,542
[ screams ]
607
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,667
[ screams ]
608
00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,208
- No!
609
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:35,291
- Nice goin' Kid Danger,
610
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:35,291
Miss Thunderman.
611
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,083
- Yeah!
612
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,750
We did it!
613
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:45,792
How about that?
614
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:45,792
Way to go us!
615
00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:48,542
Woo!
616
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,750
- Y'know, Max, we never
617
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,750
woulda had a problem
618
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,542
if you hadn't
619
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,542
blown our cover.
620
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,333
- That's right, Max.
621
00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:57,959
- Uh, well,
622
00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:57,959
I said I was sorry.
623
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,417
- Mmm, no ya didn't.
624
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:04,667
- Didn't I?
625
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:04,667
- You didn't.
626
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:07,417
- But hey, no worries.
627
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:09,166
Kid Danger and I forgive you.
628
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,875
- What?
629
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,875
You guys forgive him?!?
630
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,458
- Sure.
631
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,458
- Totally.
632
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,625
- See? They're cool.
633
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,458
- Aw, yeah.
634
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,458
- We're soooo cool.
635
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:21,333
- So, we were gonna give Phoebe
636
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:21,333
a ride home in our helicopter.
637
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:23,375
- You want us to give
638
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:23,375
you a ride, too?
639
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:25,000
- Seriously?
640
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:26,458
I mean, even after
641
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:26,458
all that I did,
642
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,917
you still wanna
643
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,917
give me a ride home?
644
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,875
- Of course.
645
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,875
- Oh yeah.
646
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:33,625
Yeah.
647
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,792
- Phoebe!
648
00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:42,041
- Hey, Max!
649
00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:42,041
How you doin?
650
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,875
- My hair looks terrible
651
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,875
in this wind!
652
00:22:44,917 --> 00:22:46,291
[ laughing ]
653
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,709
- Bird!
654
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,166
[ screaming ]
655
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,458
- Phoebe!