- Well, once again,
Swellview owes a big thanks
to Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Freeze, mother lover!
[grunts]
- Die alien scum!
- Captain Man and Kid Danger
have captured the Time Jerker.
- You hurt handsome.
[grunting, shouting]
- A crazed man has taken
control of a local pet store.
Luckily, Captain Man
arrived on the scene.
- Once again,
the city of Swellview
owes you a big
fat thank you.
- I also participated.
[grunting]
- You're safe now.
[cheering]
- Captain Man and Kid Danger
just captured
the graffiti bandits known
as the Wall Dogs.
[grunting]
- I present these medals
of recognition for bravery
and community service
to Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Uh no, sorry, Mom and Dad
won't be back for a few days.
They took Billy, Nora,
and Chloe to Amaze-N-Land.
No, no, no, it's the third
happiest place on Earth.
Okay, bye.
- Where ya goin'?
- Uhhh...
what do you mean?
- You're confused
by the question,
"Where are you going?"
- I, uhhh...
going to Cherry's house.
- Hmm, I thought
Cherry has the flu.
- She does.
Which is why
I'm bringing her this...
chicken soup.
- You put soup
in a suitcase?
- Yes, Max.
That's what nice people do.
When our friends
are sick, we...
we fill a suitcase with soup,
and we bring it to them,
which you would know
if you were a good per--
Max!
- "Girly pajama top" soup.
- Okay. You wanna know
where I'm going?
- Kinda.
- Come with me.
- I knew there was no soup.
- Captain Man and Kid Danger,
how many criminals
have you battled
since this unexpected
crime wave began here
in Swellview?
- I uh, I-- I dunno...
- A lot.
Oh God, we're so tired.
- Why am I watching this?
- Just shh. Look.
- And do you think
it's getting worse, or do--
- Ahhh!
Gimme that microphone!
Give it to me!
I want your microphone!
[shouting]
- Give me that!
Here you go.
[shouts]
[panting]
- And how did you react
when you heard
that Doctor Minyak
regained his memory
and escaped from
Swellview prison?
- What?
- Doctor Minyak escaped?
- Dang it!
- Aw, come on, let's just go!
- Awww...
God, I hate crime waves.
- Whoa, Doctor Minyak
busted outta prison?
- That would excite you.
- Uh yeah.
He invented the Heliometer.
- What's a "Heliometer?"
- It's a device
that temporarily converts
a person's oxygen molecules to
helium, so they float up off
the ground, and it makes
their voice really high
so they sound stupid.
- You have your own powers that
can lift people off the ground.
- Yeah, but the Heliometer
can lift cars,
buildings,
pretty much anything.
With a device like that,
I could take over the world.
- And then what, Max?
If you could take over
the world, what would you do?
- Uh, nothing, 'cuz I'd make
everyone do stuff for me.
- Look, there is a huge crime
wave in Swellview,
and I'm gonna go help.
- Okay, well I guess I'll
just call Mom and Dad
and tell them you're leaving
town without their permission,
then you're gonna be
in a lot of trou...
Whoa!
Okay, put me down.
- I will, when you promise
not to tell Mom, Dad,
or anyone else that
I went away to...
- Whoa!
Put me down.
- I will, right after
you put me down!
- Okay, fine.
On three, we'll put
each other down.
- Okay.
- One...
- Two...
- Three!
- Okay, that really hurt.
- Didn't hurt me.
Heh...
Okay, that really hurt.
- Hey, if you were Dr. Minyak,
and you just broke
out of prison,
where would you hide?
- I don't know.
Omar's Pizza?
- Why Omar's Pizza?
- They have good pizza?
- You wanna order one?
- Nah, I'm too
depressed to eat.
[ door beeps ]
- C'mon! Look at my eyes,
and my chin.
- Oh, give it up, Schwoz.
You do not look like
Uncle Jesse from Full House.
- Bah!
- Charlotte... Char...
What's Henry
so bummed out about?
- I can't tell you.
He's worried
you'll laugh at him.
- I would never laugh
at Henry's pain.
C'mon, what's goin' on?
- Okay. He's bummed because
his girlfriend moved outta town
to be on that reality
show, Kids In The Woods.
- But that happened
over a year ago.
- No, that was Chloe,
his first girlfriend.
This time it's Bianca.
- Bianca got cast on the same
reality show Chloe did?
- Yeah.
[ laughs ]
- No no no no...
- Charlotte just said you
lost another girlfriend
to Kids In The Woods?
- Charlotte!
- Ray!
[ laughs ]
[ alarm blares ]
- Hey, that's the alarm
for Junk-N-Stuff.
- The alarm?
But we just locked up!
- Burglars!
- Hey... they're not
just burglars
those are The Three Muchachos!
- Como?
- The Three Muchachos.
- Who are they?
- Three of Canada's
most evil siblings.
- You guys!
Let's use the anti-burglar
devices up in Junk-N-Stuff.
- Oh yeah, I've always
wanted to try those!
- Okay, let's start things off
with a little fire
for Muchacho Uno.
[ screaming ]
- It's hot, eh!
- Oh my God.
[ laughing, chattering ]
- Oh! Hey hey hey!
Look, look, look...
Muchacho Dos seems interested
in our cash register.
- Ah!
- Look at that!
[ screaming ]
- Me loonie!
Me loonie!
Ah!
- Ooh, what about the hoes?
Can we try the hoes?
- Let's drop the hoes.
- Hoes.
[ screaming ]
[ laughing ]
- They're very
seriously injured!
[ sighing ]
- Hoes.
- All right,
you Three Muchachos.
I wanna know why you left Canada
and came here to Swellview.
- And I also, wanna know.
- So start talking.
Or else that sweaty,
onion-lovin' guy over there
is gonna give you
some big, wet sweat hugs.
- Well, we're not tellin'
you anything, eh?!?
- Yeah, sorry, not sorry, eh?
- Eh?
- That's it. Hug 'em!
- Hug 'em all!
- No! No no!
Don't! Don't!
[ screams ]
No, gross!
- Ah, no, eh!
- No, I'll talk,
I'll talk, eh?!?
I'll talk! Eh!
- We came here
for the meetin'.
- What meetin'?
- The meeting for all the top
criminals in Swellview, eh.
- And Canada.
- What's this meeting about?
- All we were told is
that the meeting is
aboot taking down Captain
Man and Kid Danger, eh.
- Oh, that's us!
- Well then we're gonna lock
you up, take your costumes
and masks, sneak into
this "secret meeting"
and find out
what's goin' on.
- What's goin' on...
- Hug 'em!
- Hug 'em good!
- No, don't!
[ screaming ]
[ voices on TV ]
- Don't change the channel!
- Dang it, Piper!
You're not even watching TV.
- I am so.
- No, you're looking
at your phone,
and your laptop
and your Pear Pad.
- And the TV.
[ knocking ]
- Well, it's not good
for you to sit inside all day,
looking down at screens.
Y'know, there's
a beautiful world,
right outside this door.
D'ah!
- Hey. Look what I found
in the street.
- Wha... this is dental floss.
- Yep. Is Henry home?
- No. He's still at work.
And why would you hand me--
- Ow!
- What's the matter?
- What's wrong?
- I can't lift my head up!
Owww! Ahh!
Ahh!
I'm stuck like this!
- Well... try
to straighten up!
- If I could straighten up,
why would I be staring
at the floor,
saying I'm stuck like this?
- Wait! My uncle's a nurse,
and he says
if you have a fresh injury,
you gotta put ice on it!
- Ice, right!
Piper c'mon!
- Owww! Don't pull me!
- Here we go!
Come with us!
- We gotta put ice
on your neck.
- Don't worry.
Just, okay, all right.
Oh, man, we're out of ice!
- What?
- Then let's put her neck
in the freezer!
- Ooh, good, yes!
- Ahh!
What are you guys doing?
- Don't fight us, honey.
- Just relax.
- Breathe through your nose.
[ screams ]
- My head's on a dead fish!
- So, how do I look?
- Muy estupido.
- Thanks.
Wait...
- Ugh...
I do not feel comfortable
with any part of this.
- You'll be fine.
Just stay close to us,
don't say anything,
and act like
a Muchacho from Canada.
- But I don't know anything
about bein' Canadian
or Muchachin.
[ banging ]
- Hey, what's that noise?
- Oh, that's just the guy
that Schwoz called
to fix the air-conditioning.
- Ah!
Ah! Please!
Please don't hurt me!
My cat depends on me!
- Dude, why are
you scared of us?
- Ahh, he thinks we're
the real Three Muchachos.
Dude come on, we're not--
- No no no.
- Please, leave me alone
Please don't touch
any part of me!
I only came to fix
the air-conditioning!
I am nobody!
- Hold it right there,
Muchachos!
- Ah, thank the gods!
Ah!
- Look Miss,
I don't know who you are
but why don't you just--
Whoa!
- Hey!
How did you just make him
fly across the room like that?
That was cra--
Owww!
- I'm harmless!
- Okay...
How did you make
this fly off that table
and hit me in my head?
Oh, and why?
- Quiet, Muchacho! Now, both
of you, get on the ground!
- Ugh, we don't wanna
get on the ground!
- We just got up.
- And we're not Muchachos!
- You filthy
Canadian liars.
You jerks are an embarrassment
to the other 99.9 percent
of Canadians who are awesome.
- All right, I've had
enough a'this girl.
[ grunting ]
- H-- how did you break free?
- By doing this.
[ grunts ]
- But that's impossible.
[ grunts ]
- Not for Captain Man.
- Kid Danger?
- D'ah!
Hey.
- Captain Man?
Oh my gosh... Um...
Kid Danger!
I'm so sorry!
Both of you! I ha...
I didn't realize
you guys were you!
- Wait a minute...
Telekinetic powers,
freeze breath, female...
Are you the daughter
of Thunder Man?
- Uh, yeah!
- Phreebie!
- It's Phoebe.
- Right.
- Wait, you know my dad?
- Of course.
And hey, I'm so sorry.
I would've gone
to his funeral,
but I had tickets to
a ball game that weekend.
- Uh... my dad's not dead.
- Well, when he does die,
if there's no ball game,
I'll be there.
- So, you're a superhero?
- Uh, well, no.
Well, I-I mean, almost.
Well, I mean--
Oh my gosh, I'm just so
excited to meet you guys
and why are you dressed like
The Three Muchachos?
- Oh, we're going undercover.
- There's a secret meeting
of evil people happening
here in Swellview.
- Yeah, and we're goin' to
find out what they're up to.
- No way!
Can I go with you, please?
I really wanna help!
- Yes.
- No.
- I'd like her
to come with us.
- Henry, that's too many
people wearing--
- Look at her.
- Uh, how old are you?
- Sixteen.
- He's fourteen.
- Almost fifteen.
- But still fourteen.
- Well, fourteen's
the new fifteen, so...
- Well, uh, I'm older.
- Yeah.
- Hi Phoebe, I'm Charlotte.
Don't kill me,
I'm not a Muchacho.
- Uh, hi.
- What are you doing?
- Giving her this costume
so she can go with you guys
to your evil meeting.
You have fun.
- All right, Phoebe,
you're in.
- Really?
Uh...
- Oh, well, hello there
little ladybug.
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
You flew up my nose!
[ blows nose ]
- [Piper] Dad, will you please
help me get outta the car?
- No.
The doctor said you have to
learn to do things for yourself.
Jasper, why are
you on our porch,
pushing our leaf
into your nose?
- I wanted to see what
the doctor said about Piper.
- She's gonna be okay.
- I am not okay!
- Ooh, here she comes.
- I... I can't see my feet!
Dad, will you please
grab my hand?
- Nope.
- Ah!
- No. No, no, no.
Inside, go inside.
- What's wrong with her?
- The doctor says
she has text neck.
It's caused by texting--
y'know, looking down
at screens all the time.
- Mmm.
- Ugh, I hate this thing!
Help me take it off!
- No, no, no, no!
You have to wear this, or your
neck will never get better.
[ phone beeps ]
- Ooh, someone texted me.
I can't see my phone screen!
Ugh...
Someone read me the text!
- Okay, uh...
Emma says, "OMG, so jelly.
I'm dying.
Hot skater boy from Spanish
class went up to Stephanie
and literally said he
wanted to hang with her,
right in my face."
I don't know what any
of that means.
- That's 'cuz you're too old
to understand real life.
Give my phone to Jasper!
- Fine.
- So...
How 'bout I send Emma this...
"Dude, no way would hot
skater boy ask out Stephanie,
in your face, unless he
was tryin' to make you jelly,
which means he totes
likes you, not her."
- Yeah, that's brilliant!
Send it!
- Sent.
- Hey! Can you hang here,
and keep helping me
text my friends?
- Uh, sure.
- Thanks.
- Aww...
Ugh.
- Did a ladybug just
fly out of your nose?
- Maybe.
[ chattering ]
- Okay, guys, turn on
your tooth cameras.
- Ooh, we're getting signals
from all three tooth cameras.
- Now what?
- Now, we all smile,
so Charlotte and Schwoz
can see what we're seeing.
- Whoa.
It's the meeting of evil.
- Ooh, there's Doctor Minyak.
- Hello.
- And Nurse Cohort.
- Uh-huh.
Whoa, there's Drill Finger.
- My God.
- And there's Van Del.
The Time Jerker.
- The Time Jerker.
- Oh man, there's Jeff,
the stupidest criminal
in Swellview.
- Stupid Jeff.
- All right. I want to know
who called this meeting.
- I thought you called
the meeting, Minyak.
- Perhaps it was
The Three Muchachos.
- Oh no. Not us, eh.
- Not us, eh.
- Eh, no.
- Then who did
call this meeting?
[ gasping ]
- The Toddler!
- Ray...
- I see him.
- I thought you and Kid Danger
destroyed The Toddler
over a year ago.
- I-I di-did, I did my best!
- Well, well.
To those of you
who thought I was dead...
Boo!
Now! Let this meeting begin.
Max!
Bring my booster seat!
- Oh my God.
- What? What?
- What? Are you scared?
- No.
- 'Cuz if you're scared,
you can hug me.
- I'm not scared.
- Then, why did you say,
"Oh my God"?
- 'Cuz, that guy helping
The Toddler?
He's my twin brother, Max.
- No way.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
- And you're sure
you're not scared?
- Yes.
- 'Cuz, if you're scared
you can hug--
- I'm not scared!
- Got it.
- Smooth my leg hair.