[ music ]
- Okay. I hope your daughter
enjoys that guy's head.
- Oh, she is going to love this.
And, hey, if you get
any more boys' heads in,
please let me know.
- Sure thing.
- You think I'm weird,
don't you?
- I do. Yep.
All right.
Okay. And we are closed.
- Yeehoo.
- Okay.
You ready to shoot the video?
- No, I'm ready
to shoot nothing.
- Oh, come on, just do it.
- Hey, look what I found.
- What?
- Okay, what if Ray
says it's okay?
- Oh, you think Ray's
going to say it's okay?
- Both: Let's go ask him.
Both: Jinx,
you owe me a coconut.
- Okay, you know, every time
I want to do something...
- I just want to be careful.
- You're always,
like, "No, no, no,
What are you talking about?"
You're always like, "Meh...
" No, no, no.
We can't do that.
That could be dangerous."
No, no, no.
It's just for us to see.
It's not like anyone else
is going to see it.
You know I'm right.
You know I speak the truth.
[ elevator buzzes ]
[ screaming ]
[ elevator dings ]
- Whatever. We're going
to find out right now,
aren't we?
- It's too risky.
- You're going to be, like...
Both: Ooh, I'm sorry, Henry,
you're right and I was wrong
and you have
to buy me a coconut.
Jinx, you owe me a coconut.
- What's the beef, jerkies?
- Okay, get this.
Henry wants me to shoot a video
of him blowing
one of his bubbles
and transforming
into Kid Danger
so that he can watch the video
and see what it looks like.
Will you tell him
how insane that is?
- Oh my god.
- Right?
- Can we do it together?
- Yeah.
- I can't believe I never
thought of transforming
into Captain Man on video
so I can see what it looks like.
- Right?
So let's do it together now.
- Are you guys crazy?
You can't do this.
What if this gets out?
- Why you always got to say no?
- You don't want
to be the party of no.
- That's not a fun party.
- Well, I'm sorry if I'm the one
around here who actually
thinks things through.
- Name one time that I didn't
think something through.
- Okay. How about the time there
was a fly on the elevator door.
- I don't remember any fly.
[ laughing ]
[ fly buzzing ]
- Hey, has anyone seen
where the fly went?
- Oh, there it is,
on the elevator door.
- Hang on. I'll get him.
- [ screams ]
- Remember it cost $4,000
to repair that elevator door?
- And you missed the fly.
- Ah, he got the message.
- Okay, come on,
let's shoot the video.
Here, use my phone.
- Yeah, all right.
- Hey, how's my hair?
- Perfect.
- Yeah, I know.
Why do I even ask?
- Hey, your sister
just texted you.
- What does she want?
- She says, "Text me that pic
where I look great
and Marla looks like a frog
right now."
- Just ignore it.
- Okay.
[ phone dings ]
Recording.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
Let's get busy, yo,
then watch the video.
- [ chuckles ]
- Oh, the rhymes.
- Come on, let me see it.
- No, I get to see it first.
- Hey, I'm Captain Man.
- It's my phone.
- "It's my phone."
- Okay. We'll watch it together.
- "Okay.
We'll watch it together."
Oh yeah, let's do that.
- Videos.
[ text alert ]
Ugh.
Why won't Piper quit texting me
about the stupid pic
of her and Marla?
- Just send your sister
the pic she wants
so she'll stop interrupting us.
- Yeah. All right.
[ text sending ]
No. No, no, no.
I did not just do this.
No, no, no.
- Kid, what's wrong?
- Henry, what?
- Was it my hair?
- I...
I texted the video to Piper.
- Both: What?
- It all just kind of happened.
- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
- I wanted an afterschool job.
- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
- I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
who call me...
- And he turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart...
- Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
- Come on, come on, come on.
Piper, answer your phone.
- What are you gonna do
if she saw the video?
- She'll probably
show it to everybody.
- What happens
if she posts it online?
- How old is she?
- I don't know.
I know. I don't know.
Ten.
[ phone beeps ]
Ha, ha, ha.
- What?
- Is it Piper?
- No, Jasper's calling me.
- Jasper.
- Hey. Hello?
- Hey, Henry,
I'm at your house and you keep--
- What are you doing
at my house?
- Oh, I wanted to go over
our chemistry homework, so I--
- Please shut up.
- Well, you asked me.
- Ask him if he's seen Piper.
- Shh, shh, shh.
Have you seen Piper?
- Yeah. She went upstairs
to take a shower.
- Oh, thank god.
- Wait, I don't understand--
- Hey, hey, hey.
Where's Piper's phone?
- It's right here, charging,
next to your mom's phone.
- It's there charging
next to my mom's phone.
- Oh. Your mom?
- Stop that.
- Hey, it looks like
you sent her a video.
- She hasn't seen it yet?
No, your text came in
right after she went upstairs.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Yes. Yeah.
- Okay, bye.
- Wait, no, no, no.
Do not hang up the phone.
- Okay.
- Jasper.
If you've ever been my friend,
if you've ever cared about me
even a little bit--
- You know I do.
- Okay. Then bring Piper's phone
to me at Junk-N-Stuff
right this second
no matter what.
- Okay, I'll do it.
- Hurry.
All right.
He's on his way.
- [ sighing ]
[ fly buzzing ]
- Oh man, the fly's back.
Put it down.
- Hey.
- Nothing.
- Why are you touching my phone?
- I was just...
'Cause...
- [ screams ]
Have you lost your mind?
- Get off. I have
to get your phone to Henry.
Let go. Let me go.
- No. I'm calling the cops.
- I've got to do this.
- I mean it.
- Please get off my back.
I'm sorry!
- Jasper!
Give me my phone!
You're going to regret this
when I catch you!
- Where's Jasper?
- He's on his way here.
- Well, what if
he watches the video?
- No, he can't. Piper's got
a passcode on her phone
so there's no way--
- [ panting ]
- I... I brought--
Oh god.
- Speak, boy.
- Do you have Piper's phone?
- Where's the phone?
- It's... I...
Here.
- Oh, he brought it.
- Oh, thank goodness.
- Oh, hallelujah.
[ screaming ]
- Okay. Okay.
You need to calm down.
- He jacked my phone.
- I was told to.
- By who?
- Look, the important thing
is that we have it.
- Why is that important?
Wait.
That's not my phone.
- This is my mom's phone.
- What?
- You grabbed the wrong phone?
- You had one thing to do, kid.
One thing.
- I thought you cared about me.
- I do.
She was all over me. I'm sorry.
- Okay. Okay.
- Wait. Henry.
If that's your mom's phone
that means that Piper's phone
is...
- Still at my house.
- Henry,
you leave my phone alone.
- Feel how sweaty I am.
- No, thank you.
- Piper's phone. Piper's phone.
Piper's phone. Piper's phone.
Piper's phone.
Okay. Got it. Got it.
Passcode, passcode,
passcode, passcode.
Her birthday.
God, what's her birthday?
Winter? No.
Summer? No.
One, two, three, four.
[ phone buzzes ]
Dang it.
- Henry!
- Aah!
- Hey!
- Oh, hey, Piper. Whoops.
- Did you just drop
my phone down the sink?
- Well, yeah,
but it was an accident.
[ garbage disposal whirs ]
- [ gasps ]
- Hey, that's not
the light switch.
- I am going to kill you.
- Hey, guys.
What was that crazy loud noise
I just heard?
- We're not sure.
- I'm sure.
Henry just put my phone
in the garbage disposal
and turned it on.
- Dad, why would I intentionally
put my little sister's phone
in the garbage disposal
and then do this?
[ garbage disposal whirs ]
That's just not the type
of thing I'd do intentionally,
you know?
- I know, son.
- You believe him?
- Of course.
He's the good child.
And anyway,
it doesn't even matter.
- Yeah, it doesn't even matter.
Why doesn't it even matter?
- Well, your mom and I
wanted to wait
until your birthday next week...
- That's when it is.
- But happy early birthday.
- You got me the new Pear Phone.
Oh my god, I love this.
- You enjoy it, sweetie.
- I will.
- See, Piper?
Everything's great.
- No, because it's been
over a month since I backed up
my old phone, so I lost
everything since then.
- Yeah.
- You haven't lost everything
from your old phone. Remember?
Your mom set your phone up
so everything automatically
backs up to the cloud.
- Oh yeah, the cloud.
- The cloud.
- Where are you going?
- The porch.
Please don't bother me.
[ watch beeping ]
Come on, come on, come on.
- Henry, did you get
your little sister's phone
away from her?
- Yeah, but I need
to talk to Charlotte.
- Oh. Charlotte,
somebody wants you and not me.
- Hey, Henry.
- Char, listen.
If Piper lost her old phone
and then she got a new phone...
- Yeah?
- When she restores
her data from the cloud,
would she get everything back?
- Well, yeah,
if her old phone was set
to back up automatically.
- I could've told you that.
- Move, Ray.
Okay, what about text messages
she hasn't read yet,
like pics and videos?
- Oh no.
She'd get everything back.
- Dang it.
- This is bad.
This is really bad.
- Yeah, you never
should've let me and Henry
shoot that video.
- I told you not to do it.
- You did not make that clear.
- Char, what do I do?
- Okay. Just wait
until she finishes downloading,
then you got to get
that phone away from her
and delete that video
from her phone
and from the cloud.
- Okay. Delete the video
from her phone
and from the cloud, got it.
I'll just wait until she--
- Henry.
- Aah.
- Hi, Mrs. Hendricks.
My mom's kind of busy right now,
so--
- What kind of watch is that?
- Just the wrist kind.
- I know, but wasn't that
your friend Charlotte
floating over it?
- Oh. I, you know--
Man, this is really not my day.
- Henry,
what are you doing out there?
- Just looking
at the super moon!
Wow, what a moon!
It's totally super!
- [ grunting from video ]
- You're insane.
Just keep digging.
- What do you think I'm doing,
having a shrimp cocktail?
I tell you, man, out of all
the crazy things that--
- Ah, there it is.
Come on, help me get
the dirt out of the way.
Dig. Come on, man, dig.
- Good evening.
- Why are you standing there
staring at me?
- Oh.
I was just curious
about how long it takes
to set up the new Pear Phone
because I might get one.
So I'm just observing...
the process.
- Just stay away
from me and my new phone.
I don't want this one to end up
in the garbage disposal.
- That was just
a freak accident.
- Yeah. Freak.
[ doorbell rings ]
- Come in!
- I'd rather not.
- If that's Jasper,
tell him to stay away
from me and my new phone.
- Yeah, I'll get on that.
- Hey, I'm just here
to return your mom's phone.
- Oh, well,
why don't you just come in?
- Because Piper's peeved at me
for taking her phone,
and I'm afraid of her.
- Ah, she's over it.
- I don't know.
She was really mad down at--
Ugh.
[ grunts ]
- Piper.
- Oh, sorry.
That was just a freak accident.
Because accidents happen,
right, Henry?
- Sorry, man.
- It's okay. Just, here.
Take your mom's phone.
- Thanks.
- Oh and hey, did you know
your neighbor lady's
laying face down in your bushes?
- Yeah, she does that.
- Will you quit
looking over my shoulder?
- I wasn't doing that.
- Well, why are you
in the kitchen again?
- 'Cause I'm gonna
make soup.
- Okay, fine.
Go make some soup.
- I'm gonna.
♪ I got a secret
that I'm trying to keep ♪
♪ If it gets out
then I'm trouble deep ♪
♪ Locked up
running out of time ♪
♪ Staying focused
can't afford to lose my mind ♪
♪ There's some things
you should never see ♪
♪ So watch your back
most carefully ♪
♪ One day I'll be
in the clear ♪
♪ Tell me how'd I ever
end up here ♪
♪ Keep it on the low,
keeping out of trouble ♪
♪ Keep it on the low,
keeping out of trouble ♪
♪ Keep it on the low,
keeping out of trouble ♪
♪ Keep it on the low ♪
♪ And don't blow my cover, no ♪
♪ Don't blow my cover, no ♪
♪ - Keep it on the low
- Don't blow my cover, no ♪
♪ - Keep it on the low
- Don't blow my cover, no ♪
♪ Keep it on the low ♪
♪ Way oh, way oh, way oh oh oh ♪
♪ Keep it on the low,
keep it undercover ♪
♪ Keep it on the low, yeah,
keep it undercover ♪
♪ Keep it on the low,
keep it undercover ♪
♪ Keep it on the low, yeah,
keep it undercover ♪
- Yes. My new phone's ready.
Hey, Hen, when did you
text me a video? I--
[ gasps ]
Henry!
Henry! Ugh.
Come back here
with my new phone!
Henry!
No. Ugh.
Henry!
- No, no. To sound like him,
you got to do it more
from your throat like,
"I am Schwoz."
- I am Schwoz.
- No. You got to put more gravel
in your throat like,
"I am Schwoz. Ha, ha. My sister,
she look like a horse."
- I am Schwoz. Ha, ha.
My sister,
she look like a horse.
- Eh, not everybody
can do voices.
- I got it. I got her new phone,
but she's right behind me.
Here, delete the video
of me and Ray transforming.
- Why didn't you just delete
the video at your house?
- I deleted it from her phone,
but I don't know
how to delete it from the cloud.
- Nobody knows how to delete
things from the cloud.
- The cloud
has a mind of its own.
- Okay. Just give me a sec.
- Henry!
- Whoa. Here she comes.
Watch out, boy.
She'll chew you up.
- Okay. Okay, I'll stall her.
You hide in the back
until you get the video
off the cloud.
- Okay.
- [ panting ]
- Hey, Piper.
- I'm going
to break you in half.
[ screaming ]
- Okay. Okay.
- This is interesting.
- Hey, here's the phone.
- Yeah, yeah.
Hi, I found this phone.
Is this yours?
- Yeah it's mine, you weirdo.
Aah!
- Okay, now,
delete that stupid video
from your phone so it can
never cause another problem
ever again.
- Okay, on it.
- Wait.
We haven't even gotten a chance
to watch the video yet.
- Oh yeah.
We should at least watch it once
before I delete it.
- Yeah, I want to see
what we look like
when we transform.
- Okay. Here.
Wait.
Why are we seeing Charlotte?
- Let's get busy, yo,
and watch the video.
- [ chuckles ]
- Oh, the rhymes.
[ blowing bubbles ]
[ bubbles pop ]
- Charlotte...
You had
the front-facing camera on.
- You didn't even
get us on video.
- You just video'd yourself.
- So, there never even was
a video of us transforming
on Piper's phone.
- Yeah.
Well, I guess this whole thing
was just one big old
waste of time.
[ squeaks ]
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm...