- Previously,
on Henry Danger...
- I got--
- What right do I have
to take you around with me
and put you in all kinds
of dangerous situations?
- Hey! I wanted this job
and you need a sidekick.
- I wish we could make
Henry indestructible.
- Too bad the machine that made
me indestructible was destroyed.
- The Densitizer
was never destroyed.
- Piper's cooking dinner?!
- Shh!
- Well, I'm getting' outta here.
- The Densitizer's been here
the whole time I've known you?
- Yes.
- Then why can't Henry
be densitized?
- Because it won't work.
- Oh jeez!
- I say you can be made
indestructible.
- Dinner's ready!
[ screams ]
- Wait! No, no, no...
Retreat! Retreat!
- We are doing this again
tomorrow night.
- Woah!
- You okay? How do you feel?
- Maybe we should test--
I'm okay!
- Oh my god!
You're indestructible!
- Yeah, I am!
- And here we go.
First joke of the morning.
What did Jay-Z call his wife
before they got married?
- I dunno, what?
- Fiancee!
- Oh, man. This is not good.
- Charlotte. Charlotte.
Charlotte. Charlotte...
- What's up?
- Okay...
You remember how, yesterday,
after I was densitized,
you and Schwoz asked me
if I had any side-effects,
and I said no, I didn't
have any side-effects?
- Yeah?
- I think I have a side-effect.
- Ugh, I knew it.
So what side-effect
do you have?
Did you grow eyeballs
on your butt?!?
- No!
- No! No!
- Then what side-effect
do you have?
- When I laugh,
fire comes out my--
- Henry!
- D'ah! Piper's at my door.
- Okay, but tell me
what the side effect you--
- I-I can't talk now!
Just come over!
Okay Piper, just a sec--
- Where are my headphones?
- Did you just kick
open my door?
- Mom said you had
'em yesterday!
Where are they?
- Wait...
It wasn't even locked!
Will you get outta
my closet?
- What is this thing?
- Oh, it's a Vomiting
Vinnie doll.
- Why would they call--
- Ahh! Gross!
- Uh, did you just see that?
- I can't see anything!
Your doll vomited in my eyes!
Mom! Henry's doll
vomited in my eyes!
- It all just kind
of happened.
- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
- I wanted an after-school
job.
- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
- I went into this crazy store
and met a pretty interesting guy
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview.
who call me...
- He turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart...
- Pledge to never ever
ever tell anyone...
- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha !
- I'm so mad.
- Well, baby, the doll's name
is Vomiting Vinnie.
What'd you expect him to do?
Vinnie?
- Hey, Mrs. Hart?
- Yeah?
- How much does it cost to buy
four boneless chicken... um...
- Chicken breasts?
- Yeah, chicken... those.
- Dude, just go buy everything
on that grocery list.
- But it's gonna be
almost a hundred bucks!
Why do I have to pay?
- Hey!
Who let four dogs
eat the dinner
I spent all day making
yesterday?
- Me, Jasper.
- Y'know, we could all
go out to eat tonight.
- No!
- But maybe...
- I'm making dinner
and everyone's going to
put it in their mouth,
chew it, swallow it,
and love it!
- Hey honey. I found
the bin full of marbles.
- Oh yay, the marbles.
- Yeah, where do you want 'em?
- Why don't you take 'em
upstairs and put 'em
in my closet by my other
marbles?
- Good call.
- Hey, happy Saturday.
- Oh, hey, Charlotte.
- Henry, Charlotte's here.
- She's here now?
- Yeah.
- Aw, Henry.
- So, I was listening to
the radio, and then NoJo says,
"First joke of the morning.
What did Jay-Z call his wife
before they got married?"
And then Dangl's like--
- Just tell me what
side-effect you have!
- Tickle my foot.
- Eh, I don't do that.
- Tickle my foot!
- Haha...ah!
[ screams ]
- Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
Don't scream or my parents
will come out!
- But fire just shot
out of your mouth!
- I know. I know.
It happens when I laugh.
And don't say I told you so.
- I told you so,
I told you so, I told
you so!
[ phone rings ]
- Ah! It's Ray! It's Ray!
- Well, answer it!
- Okay, hide.
- Why do I have to hide?
- I don't know, I'm panicking,
just hide okay, hurry...
- Henry! You gotta hurry up
and get to Junk-N-Stuff.
I got somethin' really
cool to show ya!
- Okay, I'll get there
as soon as I can.
- Right. Oh, and Henry...
- Yeah.
- Why is Charlotte hiding
in that bush?
- Hey, you tell me.
- Hey, Ray.
- Hi, Ray.
- "Hey, Ray. Hi, Ray?"
That's all you guys
are gonna say?
You don't see this
gigantic cannon?
- Aw, hey, cannon.
- Hi, cannon.
- Come on! Look at this baby!
- Yeah, it's-it's ugh...
- This is just like the cannon
that fired the first shot
at the Battle of Swellview.
Just imagine
this cannon going BOOM!
and then the enemy
was probably all "Ahh..."
and I bet people watching
were like "Whaaat?
- Where'd you get this thing?
- Oh, that vintage weapons
store that went outta business.
- Always Loaded?
- Yeah.
- 'Kay, Ray, I gotta
talk to you.
- Yeah, he's really
gotta talk to you.
- Alright, well, just first,
flip that closed sign to open,
will ya?
- Yeah, sure.
- Hey, what's this chain for?
- Hmm, I dunno, lemme see.
- Henry? Kid!
- Stupid cannon ball!
You killed my friend!
- Wow!
- How could you be talking?
And living?!
- 'Cause... I'm fine.
- You can't be fine, you just...
You just took a cannon ball
to the gut
at point blank range!
- Yeah...
- Henry, did you...
- Ow.
Ow.
- You're...
you're indestructible.
- [ both ] Surprise.
- We did it yesterday.
- And it worked?
That's amazing!
No side-effects!
- Eh.
- Okay. I'm ready to test him.
- Finally.
- Here we go.
- So, is Henry fully
indestructible?
- Oh ya, he is.
- Or else your cannon
woulda killed me.
- I know, we lucked out
on that one, didn't we?
- So what about Henry
laughing fire?
- That's what we're going
to test right now.
Now Henry, you sit still,
and watch me and Ray.
- What are we doin'?
- Come, come...
- Now, we begin the test
with my homemade Schwoz-amole.
- Ah, darn it.
My Schwoz-amole smells funky.
- Really? Here, let me smell it.
- Schwoz!
- Okay, when the machine
make Henry indestructible,
it also mutated
his throat muscles,
and that's why fire
now shoots from his mouth
when he laughs.
- Well...awesome!
- What?
- Dude!
- How is this awesome?
- Because!
Now, whenever Henry
and I fight bad guys,
if one of them
pulls a weapon,
all Henry's gotta do
is be all, "Hahaha".
and the bad guys'll be like,
"Ahh, my face is melting."
Why did I commit this crime?"
And I'll be like, "Exactly."
- Oh, yeah, but what if
I'm out with a girl and I laugh,
and then she's all:
"Oh no! Why did I go out
with this guy?
He's shooting fire at my face!"
- He's right,
girls do not like that.
- So I mean, what do we do?
- Ugh... Pfft...
- Well, maybe I can make
some technical adjustments
to the Densitizer machine--
- Whoah, whoah, so that Henry
could stay indestructible,
but not laugh with fire?
- Okay, uh, who is Schwoz?
Uh, you?
- No.
- Then maybe you let me
say the Schwoz things.
How about that?
- 'Kay, let's all just go
check out the Densitizer,
and see if Schwoz can figure
out a way to--
- Oh wait. Hang on a sec.
Hang on a sec.
Hey, Dad, what's up?
- Where are you?
It's almost dinner time.
- Oh, dinner...
- No, no, no.
- You can't go have dinner
with your family!
- What if you laugh?
- Uh, you know, Dad,
I'm kinda stuck at work
so I don't, I don't think I'm
gonna' be able to--
- Henry, if you're not home
for dinner in exactly
twenty four minutes,
I'll tell your mother you said
she smells bad.
- What? I never said that
about Mom!
- Hey Honey! Guess what Henry
just said about you!
- Okay, I'm on my way!
- Okay guys, I gotta go home.
But as soon as I'm done
with dinner we got...
- Well, I like the
Schwoz-amole.
Don't judge me.
- Okay! Dinner's ready!
- I'm here!
Mom, you smell great.
- Thanks?
- Okay, who's hungry
for my food?
- Eh...
- Uh...
- Oh! Uh, wait one thing
before we all have dinner...
- What's that?
- What?
- Well, I mean, I just feel
that Piper worked really hard
to make this dinner,
so we should all take it
very seriously.
Like, nobody should
make any jokes or...
do anything funny,
especially unexpectedly.
- Okay, everyone sit down.
- Wait! We have to wait
for Jasper and his cousin.
- Ooh, that's right.
- Wait, Jasper's bringing
his cousin?
- Yeah! The one who's
a stand-up comedian.
- We're here. We're hungry.
Get used to it.
- Oh man.
- Ah, you're Dex Dunlop!
- He's my second cousin.
- Yeah, don't say that out loud.
- So Dex, I hear you won
best comedian in Swellview.
- Well--
- He sure did.
There's nobody funnier
than my cuz.
- Thanks, comin' from you
that means so little.
- Burn!
- Googles on.
- Come on! Are we gonna'
start this test or what?
- Yeah! Here we go.
Voosh...veek...Veezle!
- Disengage!
- So how'd it go?
- What went wrong?
- Ah, he tried to run too much
power through this thing.
- Well, I need some kind
of conductor to connect
the particle Densitizer
to the molecular transducer!
- Dude, there's nothing in
Swellview that'll conduct
that much power
without melting or burning out.
- Well, don't you think
I know that?
- Wait, hang on...
don't human beings
conduct electricity?
Our bodies?
- Well, sure.
- Yeah, but if we try to use
a human being to connect
the particle Densitizer
to the molecular transducer,
the person would be fried
like a Mexican fish stick.
- Uh, not if that
person were...
indestructible.
- So, how does everybody
like my tuna parmesan?
- Oh, it's so good.
- Oh, it's great.
- I'm lovin' it.
- Yay! I'll get more tuna sauce.
- Here's more sauce.
- Oh, thank god.
- Yay.
- So, Dex...
- Yeah.
- Tell me one
of your insult jokes.
- No! Please, no jokes.
I mean, we're all here
for Piper's wonderful dinner,
so nobody say anything funny.
- Well, in that case,
Jasper should tell the jokes.
- Just kidding, I'll do one.
Uh, knock knock.
- Ooh. Who's there?
- Idiot.
- Idiot who?
- You. You're an idiot.
- I walked right into that one.
- It's funny 'cause it's true.
- Do another joke!
- All right.
Uh, you guys like magic?
- Yeah! Yeah!
- I like serious magic.
'Cause, magic is like an art,
and it should be taken seriously
and never laughed at.
So, let's keep the magic
serious, okay?
- All right, here's some
"serious" magic.
[ blows nose ]
- That's a lot of mucus.
- All right. Now Jasper,
hold out your hand.
Now squeeze it tight.
- 'Kay...
Okay what's next?
- Nothin'! I'm done.
- He made me squeeze
the snot! Haha!
- Woo.
[ phone rings ]
- Hey Kid! Listen--
- Okay, don't say anything funny
or I'll end up
roasting my wrist!
- Relax, you're
indestructible now.
- It'll still hurt!
- So, I'm hoping to be
on The Tonight Show,
'cause I'm pretty sure
Jimmy Fallon would love me.
- What?
- Did you just put my food
under the table?
- Uh... what's a table?
- Hey, quick thinking.
- Anyone else?
- So, you've all been putting
my tuna parmesan under the table
this whole time?!
- Sweetie, we're not saying
that your food is awful...
- Then what are you saying?
- That...
it's really bad!
- So, what do you mean?
- Yeah, we think we re-rigged
the Densitizer
so it'll fix your fire problem.
- You do?
- Yeah, so just hurry up
and get to the Man Cave.
- Okay, but first
I gotta find a way
to get out of this dumb
family dinner. One sec.
- Ya know what? If you guys
don't like my dinner,
then dinner is over!
- I found a way.
So, you sure this
thing is gonna fix
my fire-laughing problem?
- Eh, pretty sure.
- But I won't be
indestructible anymore?
- We don't know.
- Well then,
before I do this, Ray?
- Yeah Kid?
- One time? Just in case
it's my last chance?
- Sure Kid.
- Ew, no! What--what
are ya doin', man?!
- What? You tapped your cheek!
- I didn't want you to kiss it!
I wanted you to punch it!
While I'm still
indestructible!
- Oh...Okay...Hehe...
- I'm okay.
- Ah, classic...
- All right. Let's do this.
- Googles on.
- Wait, wait...
Do I get goggles?
- Eh, we only have three pair.
- Voosh, veek, veezle!
- Oog-Schtoomp!
- Woo! That felt awesome!
- Henry, are you all right?
- Yeah, I think so.
- Okay, how do we make him
laugh, to see if fire comes out?
- Ooh! Ray! Do your impression
of Schwoz taking a shower.
- Aw, yeah...
- Good idea,
that'll make Henry laugh.
Ah, I am Schwoz,
I am Schwoz,
dirty, dirty Schwoz!
Ooh, hello Mister Soap!
You're going on
a disgusting adventure!
Ah, ah, get in my
belly button.
Ah, ah...
- It worked!
I laughed and no fire!
- Yeah! Awesome!
Ooh, wait wait!
- What's up? What?
- We don't know if Henry's
still indestructible or not.
- Oh...
- He's back to normal!
[ music ]
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm...