1 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:04,959 [ music ] 2 00:00:08,166 --> 00:00:11,250 [ beeping ] 3 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:14,625 - Hi! We're here! 4 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:17,166 - Especially me! 5 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:18,750 - Oh! Captain Man 6 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:18,750 and Kid Danger! 7 00:00:18,792 --> 00:00:20,750 I'm so glad to see you! 8 00:00:18,792 --> 00:00:20,750 We're so scared! 9 00:00:20,792 --> 00:00:23,166 - I am Jafoon! 10 00:00:20,792 --> 00:00:23,166 - Well, hi, Jafoon. 11 00:00:23,208 --> 00:00:24,417 I'm Captain Man. 12 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,250 This is my sidekick, Kid Da-- 13 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,250 - Can we please 14 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:27,834 meet Jafoon later? 15 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:27,834 - Right. 16 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:30,000 - Ma'am, what's the emergency?!? 17 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:30,000 - Yeah, tell us what's going on! 18 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:33,125 - Okay, okay! I was here, 19 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:33,125 working with Jafoon-- 20 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,917 - I'm Jafoon! 21 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:37,500 - And... and I got a phone call 22 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:37,500 from some weirdo who said 23 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:41,667 there was a C-five 24 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:41,667 disrupter somewhere in my store! 25 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,083 - A C-five disrupter? 26 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,083 - Is that bad? 27 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,917 - Well, on a scale of C-one 28 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,917 to C-ten, it's about a five. 29 00:00:47,959 --> 00:00:49,875 - Wh... What does that mean? 30 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,875 - That it could destroy 31 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,875 this entire store! 32 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:53,417 [ screams ] 33 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,625 - Kid Danger, call the police! 34 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,625 - On it! 35 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:58,166 - Ma'am, you and Jafoon 36 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:58,166 have to get outta here! 37 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,166 - I am Jafoon! 38 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:00,583 - We know! 39 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,208 - Come on! 40 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,333 - Did you get the police? 41 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:04,667 - Nah, it went to voice-mail. 42 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:06,125 - Ah, just hang up! 43 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,792 [ beeping intensifies ] 44 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,417 - Ah, it's so loud! 45 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:11,959 - Yeah, that's the C-five 46 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:11,959 disrupter! 47 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,125 - Well, we got to find it 48 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,125 before it blows! 49 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:35,125 - Kid, we gotta get outta here! 50 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:37,458 - Wait! 51 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:41,583 - What are you doing? 52 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,875 That's it! That's the C-five 53 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,875 disrupter! 54 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:47,291 - Well, how do we turn it off? 55 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:49,709 - Oh come on! 56 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:49,709 - We're running out of time! 57 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:54,458 - Ah! There! Open the window. 58 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:54,458 I'll throw it into the alley! 59 00:01:56,291 --> 00:01:57,709 - It's stuck! 60 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,000 - Ah! Move, Kid! 61 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,709 - Man, that's a quality window. 62 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:11,291 - I can't turn it off! 63 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,125 - Let's get out of here! 64 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:17,125 - Waaaaaaait! 65 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:19,250 - Whaaaaaaaat? 66 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:22,917 - I lefffftttt my phoooone 67 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:22,917 in theeeerrrreee! 68 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:25,000 - Ohhhhh, maaaaaaan! 69 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:28,375 - I gotttttaaaaa gooooo 70 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:28,375 geettttt iiiiiiittt! 71 00:02:28,417 --> 00:02:30,792 - Noooooo! 72 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:32,625 Juuusssttt buyyyyy 73 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:32,625 a neeeewwww phooooooone! 74 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:37,250 - Buuutttt I haaaaven't baaacked 75 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:37,250 uuuuppp myyyy contaaaaacts! 76 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,083 - D'ahhhhh! 77 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,834 Aaalriight!!! Goooo geeettt 78 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,834 yooouuurrr phoooone! 79 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:44,500 - Oookaayy 80 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:52,417 - Yooouuuu reeeaaaalllyy 81 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:52,417 shooouuuuld hurrrrryyyy! 82 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:56,458 - IIIII gooottttt iiiiiiiit! 83 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:58,041 - Greeeaaaaat! 84 00:02:58,083 --> 00:03:01,333 Noowwww huuuuuuuu-- 85 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:10,375 - Kid? 86 00:03:18,375 --> 00:03:20,583 - My phone's okay. 87 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:23,583 [ glass breaks ] 88 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:29,166 - Noooooooo!!! 89 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:33,166 - It all just kind 90 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:33,166 of happened. 91 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,834 - My dad was 92 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,834 an irresponsible scientist. 93 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:37,417 - I wanted an after-school job. 94 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:40,375 - And by accident, 95 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:40,375 he made me indestructible. 96 00:03:40,417 --> 00:03:43,959 - Ah! 97 00:03:40,417 --> 00:03:43,959 - I went to this crazy store, 98 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,250 and met a pretty interesting guy 99 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,250 - I'm going to blow your mind. 100 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:50,083 Now I protect the good 101 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:50,083 citizens of Swellview 102 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,750 who call me... 103 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,750 - And he turned out to be... 104 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:54,166 - You know the name. 105 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:54,166 - Captain Man! 106 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:56,667 - That's right, Henry. 107 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:56,667 In time, I realized 108 00:03:56,709 --> 00:03:57,959 that being a superhero's 109 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,542 a lot to handle alone. 110 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,667 - He wanted some help. 111 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,667 - I needed a sidekick. 112 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,208 - I, Henry Hart... 113 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:04,875 - Pledge to never ever 114 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:04,875 ever tell anyone... 115 00:04:04,917 --> 00:04:06,667 - That I'm Captain Man's 116 00:04:04,917 --> 00:04:06,667 secret sidekick. 117 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:07,709 - It is done. 118 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:08,875 - Now we blow bubbles. 119 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:10,000 - And fight crime. 120 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,667 - Feels good. 121 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:26,667 - Call it. 122 00:04:26,709 --> 00:04:29,083 - Up the tube! 123 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:30,667 Oh, my boot. 124 00:04:30,709 --> 00:04:31,625 - Ah! 125 00:04:42,834 --> 00:04:45,291 - Aw. This is all my fault. 126 00:04:42,834 --> 00:04:45,291 I mean, if it wasn't for me, 127 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,959 this never would have 128 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,959 happened to Henry. 129 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,333 I caused this. 130 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,333 I'm to blame. 131 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,125 - Yeah. 132 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:55,792 - Okay... does that hurt? 133 00:04:55,834 --> 00:04:58,458 - Nah, it tickles! 134 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,959 - I know, I do it 135 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,959 to myself sometimes. 136 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,625 - Come on, Schwoz! 137 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,792 You've been examining Henry 138 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,792 for twenty minutes, 139 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:06,291 will you say something? 140 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:09,792 - Will you order me 141 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:09,792 a corned beef sandwich? 142 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:11,125 - Schwoz! 143 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:12,166 - What? 144 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:13,625 - Is Henry gonna be okay? 145 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:15,291 - I think so. 146 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:17,208 - Oh thank god. 147 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:20,583 I'll take tuna salad 148 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:20,583 on whole wheat. 149 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:22,417 - Hey... 150 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:22,417 - What? 151 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:24,834 - I'm not gonna get anybody 152 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:24,834 any sandwiches. 153 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:29,750 - I don't mean to interrupt, 154 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:29,750 but my butt still hurts. 155 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:30,667 - What's funny? 156 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:32,959 - He said "but my butt". 157 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:39,291 - Now Henry, pull your 158 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:39,291 knees forward a bit. 159 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:40,959 - Okay. 160 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:45,250 - Now try to wiggle 161 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:45,250 your hips. 162 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:49,250 - More wiggle. 163 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:49,250 - More? 164 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:52,125 - Yeah. Wiggle them 165 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:52,125 like you're a hula dancer, 166 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:55,041 trying really hard 167 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:55,041 to get a hula job. 168 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,208 - Ow! Ow! Ah! 169 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,041 - Well? 170 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,959 - Henry has a dislocated 171 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,959 buttock. 172 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,834 - What? 173 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,417 - Well, how do we fix him? 174 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:19,917 It... you know, the buttock. 175 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:21,291 - You, grab his ankles. 176 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:23,166 Charlotte and I 177 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:23,166 will grab his wrists. 178 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,041 - Wait, what? That doesn't... 179 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,041 What's going to happen here? 180 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:27,709 - On two, everyone 181 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:27,709 yank and shake. 182 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,583 - Yank and shake? 183 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,583 That doesn't sound good at all. 184 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:31,166 - One, two. 185 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:35,959 What are you doi-- 186 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:35,959 Ow! Ow! Oh my god! 187 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:46,458 - Uhhh... Piper? 188 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:46,458 - I'm busy. 189 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,500 - Yeah. Uhhh... 190 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,250 - Heyyy. 191 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,250 - Oh hi, Piper's cooking dinner. 192 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:54,166 Is that a new jacket? 193 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:55,834 - Yeah, I saw it 194 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:55,834 at Sunderland's and I just-- 195 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:56,959 Piper's cooking dinner?! 196 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,500 - Shhhhh! 197 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:00,583 - Why is she cooking dinner? 198 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:00,583 What's going on? 199 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:02,834 - She wants to get 200 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:02,834 on that TV show, Junior Chefs, 201 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:07,250 so she's practicing and 202 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:07,250 she wants us to eat her food. 203 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:09,083 - Well, I'm gettin' out of here. 204 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:14,375 - You can't leave me here... 205 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:14,375 with her... all by myself! 206 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:16,125 - Do I need to remind 207 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:16,125 you what happened 208 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:17,542 at our anniversary party 209 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:17,542 two years ago 210 00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:20,333 when Piper made dinner 211 00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:20,333 for everyone? 212 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:25,750 - Soo... How's everyone 213 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:25,750 enjoying their dinner? 214 00:07:25,792 --> 00:07:27,500 - Edible. 215 00:07:25,792 --> 00:07:27,500 - So good. 216 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:29,542 - Wonderful. 217 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:29,542 - Terrific. 218 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:33,041 - Uh, Piper, will you run 219 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:33,041 to the garage and make sure 220 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,500 that I turned off my car? 221 00:07:34,542 --> 00:07:36,208 - Mmm! 222 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:38,291 - Uh, sure. 223 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:52,917 - What happened? 224 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:55,125 - Piper made dinner! 225 00:07:55,166 --> 00:08:00,750 - Piper cooked food?! 226 00:07:55,166 --> 00:08:00,750 And you ate it? 227 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,750 Don't you guys remember 228 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,750 what happened when Piper 229 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:05,667 made the cake for my tenth 230 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:05,667 birthday party? 231 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:10,000 [ gagging ] 232 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:21,375 - Why would you let 233 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:21,375 Piper feed us again 234 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,291 after our anniversary 235 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,291 party disaster? 236 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:27,166 - That was two years ago! 237 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:27,166 Maybe she's a better cook now! 238 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:30,542 - Fine, you take that risk. 239 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:35,959 - You are not leaving 240 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:35,959 this house! 241 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,583 I'm not going to let you go! 242 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:40,000 - You're being childish! 243 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:40,000 - No! I can't do this! 244 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:44,750 - Almost got it... 245 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:45,750 - Ahhhhh! 246 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,458 [ crack ] 247 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:50,792 - Ahh! 248 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:55,000 Woo. I think it worked. 249 00:08:57,792 --> 00:08:59,542 - Do you feel any pain? 250 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:03,417 - Nope. 251 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:07,375 Thanks guys. 252 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:07,375 You re-located my buttock. 253 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:10,000 - Hey, I'm sorry 254 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:10,000 you got hurt, Kid. 255 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:11,875 - C'mon, it wasn't your fault. 256 00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:13,917 I'm the one who ran 257 00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:13,917 back in the store. 258 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:19,250 - I know, but... 259 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:19,250 you're just a kid. 260 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,083 What right do I have 261 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,083 to take you around with me, 262 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,166 and put you in all kinds 263 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,166 of dangerous situations? 264 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:26,625 - Hey, I wanted this job. 265 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:26,625 And you need a sidekick. 266 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,959 - I know but... 267 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,959 maybe it's too risky. 268 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,375 - You take the risks. 269 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,709 - I'm indestructible. 270 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:38,583 - I wish we could make 271 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:38,583 Henry indestructible. 272 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:41,583 - Yeah. Too bad the machine 273 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:41,583 that made me indestructible 274 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:44,083 was destroyed. 275 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,792 - What are you talking about? 276 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:48,875 The densitizer 277 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:48,875 was never destroyed. 278 00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:52,458 - Yes it was, remember? 279 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,458 The accident... 280 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,458 that destroyed the machine? 281 00:09:57,417 --> 00:10:00,959 - Why are you talking 282 00:09:57,417 --> 00:10:00,959 to me like this? 283 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,667 The machine is downstairs! 284 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:06,667 - Geez, what do you not 285 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:06,667 understand about this look? 286 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:08,834 - It means lie! 287 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:08,834 I wanted you to lie! 288 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,291 Why won't you lie? 289 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,083 - You lied to us? 290 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:17,208 - Noooooo. Right, Schwoz? 291 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,083 I could show you 292 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,083 the machine right now. 293 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:23,250 - Ray, the densitizer's 294 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:23,250 been here the whole time 295 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:25,208 I've known you? 296 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,125 - Yes, it has. 297 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,500 - Then why can't Henry 298 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,500 be densitized? 299 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:32,250 - Yeah, why can't I 300 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:32,250 be indestructible like you? 301 00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:36,583 - You want to know why? 302 00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:36,583 - Yeah. 303 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,208 - You really wanna know why? 304 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,208 - I do. 305 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,750 - 'Cuz I'll show ya. 306 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:42,000 I'll take you 307 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:42,000 to the densitizer right now. 308 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,667 I'll show you the machine 309 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,667 that changed everything 310 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,333 if that's what you really want. 311 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:48,166 - That'd be great. 312 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,625 - Okay, let's go. 313 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,625 - 'Kay. 314 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:09,291 - This is the Room of Storage. 315 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:12,291 - So, where's the machine 316 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:12,291 that made you indestructible? 317 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:15,208 - Right over there. 318 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:15,208 Schwoz, pull off the tarp. 319 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,542 - Aye. 320 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:31,542 - This is the trans-molecular 321 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:31,542 densitizer. 322 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:34,375 - Ughhh... Can someone 323 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:34,375 please help me? 324 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:37,333 - So, this is really the thing 325 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:37,333 that made you indestructible? 326 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:41,333 - Yeah. Waaaay back when. 327 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:44,458 I remember it like 328 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:44,458 a well-edited video... 329 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:48,667 - Daddy! Daddy! Whoa! Whoa! 330 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,834 - Raymond! 331 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,041 - Son! Are you alright? 332 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,625 - Yeah! I feel great! 333 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,291 - God, I was a handsome kid. 334 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,709 - Okay, come on! 335 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,583 Let's fire this thing up 336 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,583 and make me indestructible! 337 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,375 - No! 338 00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:12,250 - Hey, I can't get out 339 00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:12,250 of this tarp! 340 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:13,834 - Why can't we make Henry 341 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:13,834 indestructible? 342 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,667 - Because it won't work. 343 00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:18,625 - Why not? If it worked on you, 344 00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:18,625 it should work on me. 345 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:22,291 - That's what my dad thought. 346 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:22,291 But it didn't. 347 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:25,041 After that made me 348 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:25,041 indestructible, my dad 349 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:27,875 and his team of scientists 350 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:27,875 tried it on other people. 351 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:29,333 - And what happened? 352 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:32,083 - You want to know 353 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:32,083 what happened? 354 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,750 - Yeah. 355 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,667 - Do you really want to know? 356 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,667 - I do. 357 00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:38,458 - 'Cuz I'll show ya. 358 00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:38,458 I'll take you over there 359 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,542 and I'll show you what-- 360 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,542 - Just show us! Just show us! 361 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,333 - Okay, let's go. 362 00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:50,000 - Oww... D'ahhh... 363 00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:50,000 I'm having trouble breathing! 364 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,125 - What is that? 365 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:59,875 - This is a VHS tape. 366 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:03,709 It's how humans 367 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:03,709 used to store videos. 368 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,166 You need to watch this. 369 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:07,250 - Okay. 370 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,458 Uh, where do I tap? 371 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,834 - I don't even see a screen. 372 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:17,750 - Ohhhhh, I know-I know... 373 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,041 - Give me that! 374 00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:27,750 Now, after I was made 375 00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:27,750 indestructible as a kid, 376 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:30,917 my father tried the same 377 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:30,917 process on three other men. 378 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,959 - So, what happened 379 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,959 to those guys? 380 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,333 - Did they become 381 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,333 indestructible? 382 00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:37,583 - Oh no. 383 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:40,125 But the machine did change them. 384 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:41,583 - How? 385 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:44,291 - You want to know? 386 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:44,291 - Yeah. 387 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,000 - You really want to know? 388 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,000 'Cuz I'll show you-- 389 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:48,500 - Oh my god! 390 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:48,500 - Stop that! 391 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:51,625 - Here's what happened 392 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:51,625 to Dave Macallan. 393 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,041 [ garbled screams ] 394 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,041 - Who's making that noise? 395 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,041 - Watch. 396 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,041 - Ah geez! 397 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,041 - Turn that off! 398 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:05,125 - Here's what happened 399 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:05,125 to John Walker. 400 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:11,083 - Ah! Ah! Ah! 401 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:11,083 Why are they feet? 402 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:12,959 - That's just wrong. 403 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:12,959 That's just wrong. 404 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,834 - And here's what the machine 405 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,834 did to Glen Livet. 406 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,792 - He looks okay. 407 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,458 - Sure. Until a little arm 408 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,458 comes out of his ear 409 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,208 and pokes him in the eye. 410 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,458 - Oh come on! 411 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,542 - That can't happen. 412 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,417 - Owwwww!!! 413 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,458 D'ohhhh! 414 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,458 Make it stop! 415 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,083 Ow! Ow! Please god, 416 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,083 make it... ow...stop! 417 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,917 - All right. All right. 418 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,917 - Press stop! 419 00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:43,000 - Ah.. Uh... 420 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,375 - Now you see why the densitizer 421 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,375 can never be used again? 422 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,041 - But if it worked on you, 423 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,041 why'd it do such awful things 424 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,000 to those other guys? 425 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:52,000 - No one knows. 426 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,875 Well, I've got tickets to go see 427 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,875 Loggins and Messina. 428 00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,917 Lock the door when you leave. 429 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,542 - Well... too bad. 430 00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:02,208 - Yeah. 431 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:05,458 Do you know how cool it'd be 432 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:05,458 if I was indestructible? 433 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:10,083 - Y'know what? I say you can 434 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:10,083 be made indestructible. 435 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,709 - How? 436 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,959 - I have a theory. 437 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,959 Come, I tell you out there. 438 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,625 - Cool. Hey Charlotte, let's go! 439 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,208 - No! 440 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,291 - Charlotte-- 441 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,291 - I do not wanna see you grow 442 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,000 a face in your belly button! 443 00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:23,709 - Just listen to what 444 00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:23,709 I have to s-- 445 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,542 - I can't hear you! 446 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,542 Bloobidy-bloobidy-bloobidy... 447 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:31,583 bloobidy-bloobidy-bloobidy... 448 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:38,500 - You see, when Ray went 449 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:38,500 into the densitizer, 450 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:42,083 he was a young boy, 451 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:42,083 just like Henry is a young boy. 452 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,333 - Right, right, and the other 453 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,333 three guys they tried it on, 454 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:48,250 when it failed, were grownups. 455 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:51,750 - They were grownups. 456 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:51,750 Now they're mutant freaks. 457 00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:53,458 - Charlotte come on... 458 00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:53,458 - I'm not gonna sit 459 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,834 beside you in science class if 460 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,834 you have arms comin' out 461 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,333 of your ears tryin' to poke you. 462 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,667 - Listen. I've seen 463 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,667 the security tapes. 464 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,333 Not only was Ray a young boy 465 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,333 when he was densitized... 466 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,041 he was also on a skat-board. 467 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,917 - A skat-board? 468 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:13,500 - Yeah, you know, a board with 469 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:13,500 the twirly wheels on the bottom. 470 00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:15,750 - He means skate board. 471 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:19,208 - Yah, skaeet board. 472 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,041 - Right. He was moving. 473 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,834 - Yeah! So, I think if we 474 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,834 re-create that same motion, 475 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:28,709 with a boy who's not yet 476 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:28,709 a grownup, like Henry, 477 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,083 the machine will work on him 478 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,083 the same way it worked on Ray 479 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,417 when he was a boy. 480 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,417 What you think? 481 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,375 - I say we go for it. 482 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,875 - Yes! Yes! Yes! 483 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,875 I go prep the machine! 484 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:40,333 - Alright. Char, let's go! 485 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,083 - No. 486 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:45,542 - Come on! If this works, 487 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:45,542 I'll be the best sidekick 488 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,375 any superhero ever had! 489 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,583 - And if it doesn't work, 490 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,583 you might end up with eyeballs 491 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,583 on your butt. 492 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,333 Have fun in the bathroom! 493 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,500 - Pfft, nah. Schwoz is a genius. 494 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,458 He thinks it'll work. 495 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:01,959 - Then you go play with Schwoz 496 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:01,959 I'm not movin' from this chair. 497 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:10,208 - Man, I gotta start sittin' 498 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:10,208 on things that don't roll. 499 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,625 - Okay, dinner's ready! 500 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,458 - Oh yay. 501 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,667 - But Henry's not here, we can't 502 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,667 eat dinner without Henry. 503 00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:33,542 Henry's not here. 504 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,875 - I wonder where he is. 505 00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:36,208 - Maybe he got hit by a bus! 506 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,083 Let's all go check 507 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,083 the hospitals! 508 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:43,834 - No! We're gonna eat 509 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:43,834 my dinner now. 510 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:47,125 - Hey, sorry to bother you guys, 511 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:47,125 but do you have any dog treats? 512 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,625 - Why would we have dog treats? 513 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,417 - And what are you doing 514 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,417 with those dogs anyway? 515 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,417 - Oh, my neighbor's 516 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,417 paying me ten bucks 517 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,750 to walk them every day. 518 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,750 But they seem hungry 519 00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:57,542 so I was wondering if you--whoa! 520 00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,208 - Ahhhhhh!!! 521 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,625 - Noooo! 522 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,375 - Wait! No, no, no! Retreat! 523 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:03,792 - No. Bad! Bad dogs! 524 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,208 - Bad dogs! Sooo bad! 525 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,709 - Hey! Get away from my food! 526 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,458 - Obey me! I'm the alpha male! 527 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,834 - Ooh... I'm so upset 528 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,834 this is happening! 529 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,375 - That is not okay! 530 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:19,875 - John! Paul! George! 531 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:19,875 Spock! Outside! 532 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:25,083 Sorry. 533 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:34,375 - Well, it's too bad that 534 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:34,375 your dinner was ruined. 535 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:38,667 - Yeah, I guess you'll probably 536 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:38,667 never want to cook again. 537 00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:43,750 - Noooo, we're doing this 538 00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:43,750 again tomorrow night. 539 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:47,458 I'm cooking dinner, and I want 540 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:47,458 everyone in this family 541 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:52,625 at this table, ready to eat 542 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:52,625 at seven PM sharp. 543 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:55,125 - I'll be here! 544 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,375 - Okay Henry. Are you ready? 545 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:03,792 - Yeah. 546 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,750 - Is there any way I can talk 547 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,750 you guys out of this? 548 00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,333 - Nope. 549 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,125 - Okay, Henry... 550 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,959 - Now don't forget to say: 551 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,959 "Hey Daddy! Daddy! Whoooaaaaa!" 552 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,834 Hey daddy-daddy-whoa. Got it. 553 00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,500 - Okay... Background... 554 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,333 and action! 555 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,291 - Hey Daddy! Daddy! 556 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,291 Whoooaaaaa... 557 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,667 - Henry! You okay? 558 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,667 How do you feel? 559 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,709 - I... I don't know. 560 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,125 I mean, it felt like the inside 561 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,125 of my body was on fire, 562 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:47,417 but like in a good way, ya know? 563 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,166 - Well, do you think 564 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,166 you're indestructible? 565 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:52,083 - I don't know. Maybe we 566 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:52,083 should test-- 567 00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,000 - Owwwww! 568 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,875 - Did that hurt?!? 569 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:03,125 - Well, yeah, you cracked me 570 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:03,125 over the head with a bat! 571 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:06,542 Hey... hey it stopped hurting. 572 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:10,208 - Really?! No scratches, 573 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:10,208 no bump, no throbbing? 574 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,542 - Nope! 575 00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:13,083 - And no side-effects? 576 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,917 - Nope! I'm okay! 577 00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:22,000 - Oh my god, 578 00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:22,000 you're indestructible! 579 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:25,667 - Yeah, I am! Woooo! You did it! 580 00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:27,500 - Oh... We gotta go tell Ray! 581 00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:29,917 - Oh. No! No! 582 00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:29,917 He's at the moosic show. 583 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:32,000 - Ooo, I know! We'll come back 584 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:32,000 to work tomorrow, 585 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:35,208 and Schwoz'll break another bat 586 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:35,208 over my head in front of Ray. 587 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,542 - Okay! 588 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,667 - Yah, that's good! 589 00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:39,333 - Hey hey... 590 00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:44,125 - Can I? Just for fun? 591 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,375 - Whack me. 592 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,583 - Heh? Heh? 593 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,041 - Wow! 594 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:03,125 - Haha! I'm a genius! 595 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,125 - What? 596 00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:17,917 [ alarm beeping ] 597 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,875 - ...all right Swellview, 598 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,875 it's Nojo in the morning. 599 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:32,041 I'm Nojo, and as always, 600 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:32,041 sitting next to me is my 601 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:32,041 co-host, Dangl... 602 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:32,041 - Hi 603 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,542 And here we go. 604 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,542 First joke of the morning: 605 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:39,625 What did Jay-Z call his wife 606 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:39,625 before they got married? 607 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:40,792 - I don't know, what? 608 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,542 - Fiancee! 609 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,166 - Ha ha... Ah! 610 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:57,125 - Oh man. This is not goooooood. 611 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:09,583 [ music ] 612 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,000 [ oven bell ] 613 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,000 - Mmm...