1 00:00:02,583 --> 00:00:05,417 [ music ] 2 00:00:08,792 --> 00:00:10,500 [ crowd chatter ] 3 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:16,709 [ cheering ] 4 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:17,875 - Good morning. 5 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:20,375 [ crowd chatter ] 6 00:00:20,417 --> 00:00:22,417 - Well, it's December 24th 7 00:00:22,458 --> 00:00:23,875 and that means, 8 00:00:23,917 --> 00:00:25,583 welcome to Captain Man's 9 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:26,458 third annual 10 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:29,417 Christmas Breakfast. 11 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:32,458 Thank you. 12 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:32,458 Oh, that's nice. Oh. 13 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,208 You know, it's really great to-- 14 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:38,667 - Hey, shut up and feed us! 15 00:00:38,709 --> 00:00:39,750 - Just a moment, sir. 16 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:43,041 - I'm a woman! 17 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:44,709 - Sorry, ma'am. 18 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:47,041 And now I present 19 00:00:47,083 --> 00:00:48,750 your handsome host, 20 00:00:48,792 --> 00:00:49,709 the guy who paid 21 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,709 for all of this, 22 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:52,583 Swellview's 23 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,291 most important citizen... 24 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:57,709 Captain Man. 25 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:59,750 - Thank you. 26 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:02,166 Yes. Yes. 27 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:03,875 I know, I know. 28 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:08,166 - All right, 29 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:09,083 everybody get up here 30 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:14,000 and taste the Christmas. 31 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,542 - Here, Kid, put this on. 32 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:18,375 - Ew. I don't want 33 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:18,375 to wear a hair net. 34 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:19,667 - You have to wear one. 35 00:01:19,709 --> 00:01:20,417 You're serving food. 36 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:21,709 It's city law. 37 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,166 - All right. 38 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,792 But I'm doing this begrudgingly. 39 00:01:31,834 --> 00:01:32,875 Hey, how come 40 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:34,583 you're not wearing a hair net? 41 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:38,250 - [ chuckles ] Lots of reasons. 42 00:01:38,291 --> 00:01:41,166 First, I'm Captain Man. 43 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:42,959 Second, I'm very handsome 44 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,583 and I do not wear hair nets. 45 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:46,792 - Hey, are these reindeer eggs 46 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:48,709 locally sourced? 47 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,500 - I, I don't know. 48 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:51,625 - Well, I won't eat eggs 49 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:53,458 unless they're locally sourced. 50 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,625 - Okay, good for you. 51 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,250 - Hey, why aren't you wearing 52 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:58,667 a hair net? 53 00:01:58,709 --> 00:02:00,709 - Lots of reasons. One... 54 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:03,166 - Shut up. 55 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:04,166 - You know, I'm guessing 56 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,083 you don't get invited 57 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,583 to a lot of parties. 58 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:10,959 - Hey, Captain Man, 59 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Captain Man. 60 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:13,667 - Ah, yes, Vice Mayor Willard. 61 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:14,625 - Yeah, hi. 62 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:15,458 There's a reporter here 63 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,875 from KLVY News, 64 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:17,792 she wants to do 65 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:18,625 an interview with you. 66 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:19,959 - Oh, it's not Evelyn Hall, 67 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,750 is it? 68 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:21,667 - Yeah, I believe it is. 69 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,375 - Ah, crud. Hey, listen-- 70 00:02:23,417 --> 00:02:26,875 - I'll bring her over. 71 00:02:23,417 --> 00:02:26,875 - No, no, please don't, arg. 72 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:28,625 - What's the problem? 73 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:29,625 - I took this reporter 74 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:31,083 out on a date last week 75 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:33,667 and I told her I'd text her 76 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:33,667 the next day and I didn't. 77 00:02:33,709 --> 00:02:35,792 - And here's Captain Man. 78 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:37,125 - Yeah, I see him. 79 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:39,458 - Vice mayor. Vice mayor. 80 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,834 - Look, I was going 81 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:41,917 to text you. 82 00:02:41,959 --> 00:02:44,834 - But you didn't. 83 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:46,125 - Evelyn... 84 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:46,834 - I'm standing here 85 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,166 inside City Hall 86 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:51,750 with Kid Danger. 87 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:55,542 - And Captain Man. 88 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:56,625 - Kid Danger, 89 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:58,250 Christmas question, 90 00:02:58,291 --> 00:02:59,667 if you went on a date 91 00:02:59,709 --> 00:03:00,625 with a girl... 92 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:02,709 - Oh, here it comes. 93 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,625 - And you promised to text 94 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:06,166 the girl the next day, 95 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,917 what would you do? 96 00:03:07,959 --> 00:03:10,834 - Can you not do this? 97 00:03:10,875 --> 00:03:14,458 - I, I would text the girl. 98 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,583 - All right, all right, Evelyn, 99 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:16,625 I'm texting you, all right? 100 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,083 I'm texting you right now. 101 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:21,542 And send. 102 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:23,000 Oh, wait, 103 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:23,000 that's a different Evelyn. 104 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:24,709 - Are you serious? 105 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,667 Come on, let's just 106 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,667 go serve the food. 107 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,417 - Yeah, all right. 108 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:30,417 - All right. 109 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:33,041 - There he is, right there. 110 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:34,375 - Wait, you mean Captain Man? 111 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:35,458 - That's right. Look at him. 112 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,625 - Oh, come on. 113 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:37,500 - Don't give me that. 114 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:39,792 A law is a law is a law. 115 00:03:39,834 --> 00:03:40,917 Do your duty. 116 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,291 You don't have 117 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,291 to tell me about my duty. 118 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,667 Are you refusing 119 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,667 to do your duty? 120 00:03:43,709 --> 00:03:44,583 - Listen, sir. 121 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,667 - I'm a woman. 122 00:03:45,709 --> 00:03:48,917 - I'm sorry. 123 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:50,500 - Hello, ma'am. 124 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:50,500 Would you like some grits? 125 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:53,875 They're freshly stirred. 126 00:03:53,917 --> 00:03:55,250 - Everyone! 127 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,542 Everyone, may I have 128 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,542 your attention? 129 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:59,250 As Swellview's Chief of Police, 130 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:00,583 I came here this morning 131 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:02,667 to thank Captain Man 132 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:02,667 and Kid Danger 133 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:03,542 for this wonderful 134 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:05,834 Christmas breakfast. 135 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:10,166 Which makes what I must do now 136 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,500 very difficult. 137 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:17,166 - What's... 138 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:18,291 what's going on? 139 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:19,458 - I'm very sorry Captain Man, 140 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,000 but you're under arrest. 141 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:22,709 [ crowd gasping ] 142 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:26,583 - Under arrest? 143 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:28,208 - Why am I being arrested? 144 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:29,166 - Because it's illegal 145 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:29,959 for you to serve food 146 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,792 to the public 147 00:04:30,834 --> 00:04:31,834 without wearing a hair net. 148 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:33,875 - I told you 149 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:33,875 to put on a hair net. 150 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:35,458 - Will you be qu-- 151 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,583 You're seriously arresting me 152 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,166 for not wearing a hair net? 153 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:39,250 - I have to. 154 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:42,208 It's a class three misdemeanor. 155 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,166 - Seriously? 156 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:46,083 Seriously? 157 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,959 Seriously? 158 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,583 Seriously? 159 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,208 - Seriously? 160 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:58,333 - Please stop saying seriously. 161 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,083 - It all just kind of happened. 162 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:11,542 - My dad was 163 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:11,542 an irresponsible scientist. 164 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:13,083 - I wanted an after-school job. 165 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,458 - And by accident, 166 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,208 he made me indestructible. 167 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,834 Ah! 168 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:20,083 - I went into this crazy store 169 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:20,083 and met 170 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:21,583 a pretty interesting guy. 171 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:22,875 - I'm going to blow your mind. 172 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:24,000 Now I protect 173 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:25,667 the good citizens of Swellview. 174 00:05:25,709 --> 00:05:26,542 who call me... 175 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:27,625 - He turned out to be... 176 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:28,667 - You know the name. 177 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:29,625 - Captain Man! 178 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:30,750 - That's right, Henry. 179 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:31,667 In time, I realized that 180 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:33,208 being a superhero 181 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,208 is a lot to handle alone. 182 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,208 - He wanted some help. 183 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,458 - I needed a sidekick. 184 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,583 - I, Henry Hart... 185 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:39,667 - Pledge to never ever ever 186 00:05:39,709 --> 00:05:40,625 tell anyone... 187 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:41,458 - That I'm Captain Man's 188 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,667 secret sidekick. 189 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:43,583 - It is done. 190 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:44,667 - Now we blow bubbles. 191 00:05:44,709 --> 00:05:46,041 - And fight crime. 192 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:47,250 - Feels good. 193 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:02,625 - Call it. 194 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:04,667 - Up the tube! 195 00:06:04,709 --> 00:06:06,166 Oh, my boot. 196 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:07,500 - Ha! 197 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:13,583 - Well, why didn't you 198 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:15,041 make him wear a hair net? 199 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,917 - I tried. 200 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:19,625 You know how Ray is 201 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:19,625 about his Captain Man hair. 202 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:20,625 - Well, we can't let Ray 203 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:21,792 spend Christmas in jail 204 00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:22,875 all alone. 205 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:23,709 - How are we supposed 206 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:24,500 to get him out? 207 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:26,917 - I don't know. 208 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:28,917 [ sighs ] 209 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:29,792 You can't put 210 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:32,875 two gold balls together. 211 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,125 - Huh? 212 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:35,500 - You got to go, gold ball, 213 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,250 red ball, gold ball, red ball. 214 00:06:37,291 --> 00:06:38,792 - I can totally 215 00:06:37,291 --> 00:06:38,792 put two gold balls together. 216 00:06:38,834 --> 00:06:40,000 - No, you can't. 217 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:43,834 - Why not? 218 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:43,834 What is this, the 1950s? 219 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:45,291 - Well, guys, I had to look 220 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:46,417 for two hours, 221 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:47,709 but check out what Daddy 222 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:48,709 found in the attic. 223 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,000 - Oh, honey, please, no, no. 224 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:51,750 - Oh my gosh, Dad, 225 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:51,750 are you serious? 226 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:52,917 - Nunh-uh, stop that. 227 00:06:52,959 --> 00:06:54,166 My parents paid a lot of money 228 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:55,458 for these handbells 229 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,333 and the least we can do 230 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,333 is play them as a family 231 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,625 once a year on Christmas. 232 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:00,834 - Mom? 233 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:00,834 - Honey, I know you 234 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:01,959 like the handbells, 235 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,625 but the rest of us don't-- 236 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,125 - Look, Dad, we played 237 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:08,083 the bells last year. 238 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:09,125 Can't we skip one year 239 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:09,709 and not-- 240 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,041 - Hey. 241 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,000 Hey, you have to listen 242 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,000 to what we're all saying. 243 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:14,250 If we don't want 244 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:14,250 to play the bells, 245 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:15,583 you can't just-- 246 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:17,792 All right. 247 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:21,417 - Okay. Okay. I am really mad. 248 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:23,083 - Dude, I told you, 249 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,667 the Santa Claus at the mall 250 00:07:24,709 --> 00:07:27,208 isn't going to let a kid 251 00:07:24,709 --> 00:07:27,208 your size sit on his lap. 252 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:28,625 - I know. 253 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:30,375 I've accepted that. 254 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,500 - Then what are you 255 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,500 mad about now? 256 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:34,041 - Has no one here heard 257 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,750 that Captain Man is in jail? 258 00:07:35,792 --> 00:07:36,917 - Yeah, we heard. 259 00:07:36,959 --> 00:07:38,417 - Well, do you guys know why 260 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,625 Captain Man is in jail? 261 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:40,667 - Yeah, it's because 262 00:07:40,709 --> 00:07:42,500 of some stupid hair net law. 263 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:43,583 - Yeah, well you want to hear 264 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:44,625 some other stupid laws 265 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:46,125 we have here in Swellview? 266 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,250 Look at these. 267 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:49,917 - What are those books? 268 00:07:49,959 --> 00:07:52,125 - It's the Swellview 269 00:07:49,959 --> 00:07:52,125 Book of Laws and Ordinances. 270 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:54,375 - I want to play the handbells. 271 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:55,542 - Later. 272 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:56,291 - Later. 273 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,583 It's always later. 274 00:07:58,625 --> 00:07:59,959 - Take a look at this. 275 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:01,542 Page 34, 276 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:03,542 "It is illegal to take a photo 277 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,041 of a rabbit without a permit." 278 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:09,709 How stupid is that? 279 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:14,750 - Okay, everyone, now, 280 00:08:14,792 --> 00:08:16,083 read the laws I've highlighted 281 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,542 in your books. 282 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:19,458 - "Ice cream on a cone 283 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,792 may only be licked. 284 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:21,875 It is illegal 285 00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:25,709 to bite ice cream on a cone." 286 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:31,333 - Charlotte. 287 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:32,750 - Okay. 288 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:33,709 "It is against the law 289 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,291 to wear more than one hat 290 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,542 at the same time." 291 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:39,166 [ bell rings ] 292 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:44,417 - Piper. 293 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:45,583 - "Dads who play handbells 294 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,583 must be destroyed." 295 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:49,709 - It doesn't say that. 296 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:50,875 - Well, it should. 297 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,250 - Agreed. 298 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,250 - Yeah, it should. 299 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,208 - Well, I say it's wrong 300 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,208 that Captain Man is in jail. 301 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,542 And to make my point, 302 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,792 I'm going down to City Hall 303 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:03,917 and I'm going to break 304 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:05,625 some more of these dumb laws. 305 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:06,333 - Question. 306 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:07,083 - Yeah? 307 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:09,375 - Why? 308 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:10,500 - Because they won't dare 309 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:12,250 put a kid in jail on Christmas. 310 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:14,250 And then they'll have 311 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:14,250 to let Captain Man out, too. 312 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:16,083 Now, I'm going down there 313 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:19,750 and nobody is going to stop me. 314 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,166 - There's the door. 315 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:33,959 - Now can we play 316 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,458 the handbells? 317 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,375 - Charlotte, we better 318 00:09:37,417 --> 00:09:38,458 make sure Jasper's okay. 319 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,792 - Yeah, let's hurry. 320 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:44,625 - I have to go look 321 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:44,625 at a flower. 322 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:48,333 - These pants itch. 323 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,458 - Fine. 324 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,834 - Let go of me, man. 325 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:52,750 I didn't do nothing. 326 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,041 - Tell it to the judge. 327 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:54,875 - Get off of me. 328 00:09:54,917 --> 00:09:55,750 - Phone call later. 329 00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:56,834 - I hate you. 330 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,000 - Get in there. 331 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,000 - Aah! 332 00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,625 Why you got to hassle me, man? 333 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:05,417 Captain Man? 334 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:06,792 What are you in here for? 335 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:08,375 - Well, see, I got arrested 336 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:10,291 for serving food to the hungry 337 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:13,208 while not wearing a hair net. 338 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,458 - Good. 339 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,667 - What do you mean "good?" 340 00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:17,625 - I'm sick of people like you. 341 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:18,667 You hair heads. 342 00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:19,583 You think that rules 343 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:21,417 don't apply to you. 344 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:22,625 Well, guess what? 345 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:25,750 Not everyone has hair. 346 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,333 - Hey. 347 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,417 - What? 348 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:30,083 - You're hurting, aren't you? 349 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,834 - Yeah, I'm hurting. 350 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,625 - Come here. 351 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:38,792 It's okay. 352 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:40,667 It's all right. 353 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:41,583 It's not your fault. 354 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:43,083 - It's not my fault. 355 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:46,875 - That's it, let it all out. 356 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:55,500 - Merry Christmas! 357 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:56,250 - Who is that boy? 358 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:59,917 What's going on? 359 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,083 - Go get them, Jasper. 360 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,291 - You got this. 361 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,291 - My name is Jasper Dunlop. 362 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,667 And I'm wearing two hats. 363 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:09,667 I'm going to eat 364 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,709 this ice cream cone thusly. 365 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,667 And now without a permit, 366 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:17,959 I'm going to take photos 367 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,458 of this rabbit. 368 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,792 [ camera clicking ] 369 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,542 Ooh, yeah, you're an animal. 370 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,875 Show me those ears. 371 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,375 - Do you know 372 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,375 what's wrong with him? 373 00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:32,667 - Yeah. 374 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:34,166 We're all mad that Captain Man 375 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,500 got arrested 376 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,500 for breaking some stupid law 377 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:36,500 about hair nets. 378 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:37,875 - So he's protesting 379 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:40,041 by breaking more stupid laws. 380 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,917 - Oh. 381 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:45,625 - What are you doing? 382 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,125 - You're under arrest. 383 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,750 - What? But I'm just a child. 384 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,125 - Doesn't matter. 385 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,208 - But I was only doing this 386 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,208 to show how wrong it was 387 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,083 to arrest Captain Man. 388 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,583 - Well, now you're going to be 389 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,333 in jail with Captain Man. 390 00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:58,917 - But I didn't even... 391 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:01,792 I am? 392 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,000 - Come on. 393 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,000 - [ laughs ] 394 00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:03,792 I'm going to hang out 395 00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:05,709 with Captain Man. 396 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:09,875 - Poor Ray. 397 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,625 - What do you mean? 398 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,667 - It's bad enough he's spending 399 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,667 Christmas Eve in jail, 400 00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:15,291 now Jasper's going to be 401 00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:15,291 in there bugging him 402 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,083 all day and night. 403 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,458 - Oh yeah. 404 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,583 Poor Ray. 405 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,417 - [ sighs ] 406 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,625 Well, I might as well 407 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,417 keep him company. 408 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,625 - What do you mean? 409 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,583 - Hold this. 410 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,750 Oh, look at me, I'm a criminal. 411 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:34,542 I'm wearing two hats 412 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:37,709 simultaneously. 413 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:38,834 Oh, look what I'm going 414 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,250 to do to this ice cream cone. 415 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:41,875 Mm. 416 00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:46,625 Yo, bunny, smile. 417 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,583 Mm, ooh, mm, ooh, ooh. 418 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,417 - All right, 419 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,417 you two are under arrest. 420 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,125 - Oh no. 421 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:55,583 - Wait, why am I under arrest? 422 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:56,834 - Because you watched him 423 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:56,834 wear double hats 424 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,125 and bite that ice cream 425 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,542 and you did nothing. 426 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,458 - Aw. 427 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,000 - And my barber... 428 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:14,792 my barber used to be 429 00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:17,041 my best friend. 430 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,875 But since my hair fell out, 431 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:19,917 he's all, like, 432 00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:21,583 "Get out of my barber shop. 433 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:25,667 "You ain't got nothing 434 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:25,667 for me to do." 435 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:28,792 - Yeah, barbers. 436 00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:31,000 - Which cell? Where is he? 437 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,834 Captain Man. 438 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:37,875 - What have I done? 439 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,875 What makes you hate me? 440 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,166 - Whoa, whoa, wait a second. 441 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,417 - What? 442 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,166 - You're going to put me 443 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,166 in the same jail cell 444 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,166 with a bunch of guys? 445 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,417 - Look, it's Christmas. 446 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,875 The women's prison is full. 447 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:55,041 - So, this cell's all we got. 448 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,041 - I don't believe this. 449 00:13:59,083 --> 00:13:59,917 - Well, we've explained it 450 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:00,834 as best we can. 451 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:01,792 - So, you better just 452 00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:04,125 suspend your disbelief. 453 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,291 - Do you remember me? 454 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,250 I'm Jasper. 455 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:10,792 We've met several times. 456 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:11,875 - Yes, I remember you. 457 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,083 Hi, hey, why don't you talk 458 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,583 to my new friend Harold? 459 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:17,709 - No, I'm bald. 460 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,500 Don't look at me. 461 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:23,166 [ crying ] 462 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:26,750 - Okay, so, what's the plan? 463 00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,083 - What do you mean? 464 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,834 - The plan, what's the plan? 465 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,625 - The plan for what? 466 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,750 - The plan 467 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,583 to get me out of here. 468 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,667 - [ both ] Oh. 469 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,792 - Okay, I see. 470 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,500 - We don't have one. 471 00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:42,875 - You don't have a plan? 472 00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,625 - No. I mean, I just figured 473 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:45,709 you wouldn't want to be 474 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,625 locked up alone with Jasper, 475 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,333 so I got arrested 476 00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,792 to keep you company. 477 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:51,542 - I'm just a victim 478 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,750 of circumstance. 479 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,208 - Great. 480 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,500 So I get to spend Christmas 481 00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:59,125 in a jail cell. 482 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,083 - Well, at least 483 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,250 we're here with you. 484 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,834 - Yeah, and I'm sure 485 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,834 our parents will try 486 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:03,583 to get us out. 487 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,750 - It's okay. 488 00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:07,250 It's not your fault. 489 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,333 You didn't choose 490 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,333 to be this way. 491 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,917 [ doorbell rings ] 492 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,583 - Coming. 493 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,875 Oh. Hi, officer... 494 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:24,959 - Doobin. 495 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,959 Can I come in? 496 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,375 - Sure. 497 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:31,500 Is... is there a problem? 498 00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:32,792 - Yeah. 499 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:33,709 Who put two gold balls 500 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:34,500 right next to each other 501 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,166 like that? 502 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,625 - Oh, I was just going 503 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,625 to change those. 504 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,208 - Before you do that, 505 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:43,000 I'm here to let you know 506 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:43,000 that your kid's in jail. 507 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,375 - My what? 508 00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:48,750 Honey, come down here quick! 509 00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,166 - Is everything all right? 510 00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,333 Why did you scream? 511 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,875 Oh geez, is that a cop? 512 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,959 That's a cop. 513 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,166 - Yeah, I'm Officer Doobin. 514 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,667 I just put your kid in jail. 515 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,667 - Aah! 516 00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:04,000 - Well, we knew 517 00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:04,000 this day would come. 518 00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:05,083 - Well, I know, but I thought 519 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,834 Piper would be at least 16 520 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,500 before she went to jail. 521 00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:12,083 - What'd she do? 522 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,625 - I'm sorry? 523 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:16,000 - I'm back from the mall. 524 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,625 - Piper? 525 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,333 - Hey. 526 00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,792 Dad, I maxed out 527 00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,792 all three of your credit cards. 528 00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:25,375 What up with the cop? 529 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:26,917 - You said she was in jail. 530 00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:31,834 - No, we arrested your son. 531 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:34,166 - Henry got arrested? 532 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,458 - That's right. 533 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,625 He wore two hats simultaneously, 534 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,542 bit some ice cream, 535 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,875 and took photos of a bunny 536 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,125 without a permit. 537 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,291 - Okay, someone's got to go 538 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,834 through Swellview's dumb laws 539 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,458 and get rid of all 540 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,458 those ridiculous ones. 541 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,083 - Yeah. 542 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,083 Well, Merry Christmas. 543 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,625 - Wait a second. 544 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,834 - You take me to my son's 545 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,834 jail cell right now. 546 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,333 - I can't do that. 547 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,750 You'll have to talk 548 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,750 to the judge. 549 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:57,000 He'll be back in January. 550 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,041 - January? 551 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,500 That's multiple days from now. 552 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:05,792 - Hey, Mom, Dad. 553 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,792 - Officer? 554 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:09,625 Quick question. 555 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:12,208 - What? 556 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,875 Hey, give me that walkie-talkie. 557 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:17,125 - No. 558 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,542 Are you insane? 559 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,875 - She's not. But I am. 560 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,250 - That tears it. 561 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,125 You're both under arrest. 562 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,834 Let's go. 563 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,792 - Hey, Darla, guess what? 564 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:42,792 No, my parents 565 00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:45,583 just got arrested. 566 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:46,417 Yeah. 567 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:47,750 So, Christmas party 568 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,834 at my house tonight? 569 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,875 - I figured I'd sit here. 570 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,500 - Okay. 571 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,834 I can't believe you're in jail. 572 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,375 - You're in jail. 573 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,959 - Well, what kind of mother 574 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,959 would I be if I let my child sit 575 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,792 in jail without his mother? 576 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,375 - You know, I think you look 577 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,375 way too young 578 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,291 to be anyone's mother. 579 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,792 - Oh, stop. 580 00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:25,667 - Yeah. Stop. 581 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,750 - I can't believe I'm a girl 582 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:30,792 spending Christmas 583 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,792 in a man's jail. 584 00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:34,709 And I don't see 585 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,917 any tissues available. 586 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,250 - Look, the important thing 587 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,709 is that it's Christmas 588 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,792 and we're all together. 589 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,000 - We're not all together. 590 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,333 - Yeah, I'm worried 591 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,959 about your father. 592 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,333 - Well, I mean, 593 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,417 if they arrested him with you, 594 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,291 how come they didn't 595 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,291 put him in here? 596 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,500 - Because apparently pulling 597 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,083 a police officer's pants down 598 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:02,875 is a class one misdemeanor. 599 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,125 - Uh-oh. 600 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,542 - What? 601 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,083 - That means 602 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,083 they probably locked him up 603 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,792 with the extra 604 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,792 dangerous criminals. 605 00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,875 - What's your story? 606 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:26,792 - Me? 607 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,208 [ knuckles crack ] 608 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,041 I'm a project manager. 609 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,834 I manage projects. 610 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:38,083 - I mean, what are you in for? 611 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:42,750 - I pants'd a policeman. 612 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,917 I want to play the handbells. 613 00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:58,625 - Excuse me. 614 00:19:58,667 --> 00:19:59,834 Are there any more spoons 615 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,000 in here? 616 00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,250 Hey, fellas. Come here. 617 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:19,750 - This does not feel 618 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,041 like Christmas. 619 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:21,959 - Nope. 620 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,667 - Not at all. 621 00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:25,333 - Not even close. 622 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:26,333 - This is the opposite 623 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:29,792 of Christmas. 624 00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,625 [ spoons clanging ] 625 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,834 - Am I imagining something 626 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,834 or... 627 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:43,166 is that... 628 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,000 - Jingle Bells. 629 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,959 - In jail? 630 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,542 - But where could it be 631 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,166 coming from? 632 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,375 ♪ Jingle bells ♪ 633 00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,583 ♪ Jingle bells ♪ 634 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:10,667 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 635 00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:14,250 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪ 636 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:17,250 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 637 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,375 - Hey. 638 00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:19,917 ♪ Jingle bells ♪ 639 00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,291 ♪ Jingle bells ♪ 640 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:24,000 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 641 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,458 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪ 642 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,208 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 643 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,208 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 644 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,500 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 645 00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:36,250 ♪ O'er the fields we go ♪ 646 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:37,750 ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ 647 00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:39,750 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 648 00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:52,458 - [ sighs ] 649 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,166 Merry Christmas, ladies. 650 00:22:28,709 --> 00:22:29,583 [ oven bell ] 651 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,250 - Mmm...