[music]
And in disappointing news,
the winner of this year's
Cat Triathlon,
Mister Meowzer,
was disqualified
after testing positive
for feline steroids.
According to officials,
Mister Meowzer--
Just a second, Mary.
We have some
breaking news.
It seems Captain Man
and Kid Danger have
captured
the Time Jerker.
Now let's go to
Evelyn Hall
live at the Swellview
clock tower.
Thank you, Trent.
Captain Man and Kid Danger,
can you tell us
what happened here?
Well, we found out
that the Time Jerker was--
Hello, Evelyn.
Hey.
So, about an hour ago,
I swung in here,
crashed through
that glass,
and captured that
Time Jerker
you see right
over there.
I also participated.
Well, Captain Man,
once again,
the city of Swellview
owes you a big fat thank you.
I also participated.
Ah, I don't fight crime
for thank yous.
But there is something
that I want.
Sure.
Anything.
Uh, I mean, what?
As I'm sure
you already know,
there's a very special
steak house
here in Swellview
called Montego's.
Right.
I've heard of Montego's.
Yeah, well, did you know
you can't
get a reservation
at that place?
You have to be invited
by the owner?
Anyway, we're really glad
that we were able to capture
the Time Jerker
because--
Hey, hey.
So, to the owner
of Montego's
restaurant, hey,
it's me, Captain Man,
the guy who keeps
the whole city safe.
You really do.
I like steak.
I like it a lot.
So, feel free to invite me
to your restaurant,
Montego's.
I also like steak.
I'm Evelyn Hall.
Single and ready.
Okay, next criminal.
They call him "Malkoff."
He steals dogs, then shaves them
and sells their hair
to wig shops.
Ugh. Sick weirdo.
- Hey, hey!
Guys! Guys!
Hey, hey!
Any messages come in for me
while I was in the bathroom?
No, Ray, that restaurant
still hasn't called you.
Ding dang it.
You, dude,
if you want steak,
let's just go to
Back Out SteakHouse.
No. Anybody can go
to Back Out Steak House.
I want to go to Montego's.
Oy vey.
[Henry]
Ray,
I want you to
sit down, relax,
and finish your juice.
There you go.
Don't you feel better?
I just don't get it.
I said it on the news
two weeks ago.
I said, "Feel free
to invite me
to your restaurant,
Mr. Montego."
And you know
he heard about me
saying that, you know it.
[emergency line rings]
Oh, maybe that's Montego's.
Move, move.
Wait. What?
Aah. Aah.
Hello?
Captain Man hotline.
What is it, please?
[Man]
Hello?
I'm calling from the Swellview
Home for the Elderly.
Aah, you're not Montego's.
Dude, you can't hang up
on people like that.
That could've been
an emergency.
[emergency line rings]
Yeah, hi.
What's your emergency?
[Man]
A man broke in here
and stole all our money
and our clothing.
We're all here naked.
Can you come help us?
I'm sorry, did you say
you're all elderly and naked?
Yes, that's right.
Sorry, wrong number.
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was an
irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an
after-school job.
[Captain Man]
And by accident,
he made me
indestructible.
Ah!
[Henry]
I went into this
crazy store
and met a pretty
interesting guy.
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview.
who call me...
- He turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
[Captain Man]
I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart...
[Captain Man]
Pledge to never ever
ever tell anyone...
- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
Ha!
[Miss Shapen]
Henry Hart.
Henry Hart, we're
looking for you.
Henry Hart.
Oh.
[band stops]
Hi.
Hey.
What's up?
Henry, three weeks ago,
I was injured,
lying on the gym floor,
but you found me,
and you pulled that
long, rusty, bloody nail
right out of my foot.
Yeah, I remember.
Well, because
of your good deed,
I hereby present you
with this gift bag
because you, Henry Hart,
are Student of the Month.
[band playing]
Wow, this is so cool.
Well, we just felt
that you...
We just felt that...
Shut up!
Now, look what's in your bag.
All right, let's see.
What is this, a necklace?
Yeah.
That's the nail you pulled
out of my foot.
Oh, yeah.
Dried blood.
[Miss Shapen]
Keep going.
[Henry]
Okay.
A gift card?
Yep.
That gets you dinner
for two at Montego's restaurant.
No way.
How'd you get this?
Well, the principal's wife
is the second cousin
of Mr. Montego's
brother-in-law.
Oh. Well, thanks
so much for this.
Sure.
You know that's
dinner for two.
You want to take me
with you?
No.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Did... did someone die?
[laughter]
That was really funny.
Yeah, that's our Henry.
Thanks.
Why are you all here?
To congratulate you.
And to give you presents.
For winning
Student of the Month.
Yeah.
[all talking at once]
Oh, wow, so you guys
already heard about that, huh?
[all]
Yeah.
Even some of our neighbors
heard about it.
Hey, neighbors.
[all]
Hey, Henry.
And you are?
Oh, my name's Herb.
I'm visiting from Los Angeles.
Thinking about buying
a vacation home
here in Swellview.
My life's going great.
And you're here why?
I just saw people
walking into this house.
Joined them.
So, Henry,
we heard that part of your
Student of the Month prize
is dinner for two
at Montego's?
Oh, really?
[all talking at once]
I had no idea.
Oh, please take me.
Why would he take you?
I'm his best friend.
You are not.
Hey, a boy's best friend
is his mother.
Oh, that's a crock of bull.
[all talking at once]
[Henry]
Calm down. Calm down.
Mrs. Hendricks,
put the lamp down.
Put it down.
Hey, hey! Henry! Hi!
I just heard about your,
you know, your,
your prize.
Oh god.
[panting]
Aah.
Why are you wet?
Aah. I'm sweating.
I just ran nine miles
to get here.
What's the dog leash for?
I was walking a friend's dog.
Where's the dog?
I don't know.
Hey, who is this guy?
[all talking at once]
Hey, hey, hey!
For those of you
who don't know,
this is Ray, my boss
at Junk-N-Stuff,
and he's been dying to go to
Montego's for years.
So...
I'm taking Ray
to Montego's.
[wailing]
[Ray laughs]
Yeah, all right,
yeah, baby.
Who's got
the lamp now, huh?
Happy Lockerversary.
I'm sorry, happy what?
Lockerversary.
I...
I am so lost.
It was six months ago today
when you and I first
started sharing this locker.
Oh, okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
For you.
Aw.
It's an exact replica
of our locker.
I know.
How'd you get this?
I found a guy who makes
small replicas of lockers.
Well, that explains it.
I should've expected that.
Got you in the face.
Yeah.
But I feel bad because
I didn't get
anything for you.
Aw, you didn't have to.
Well, awesome.
I mean, what's better than
the two of us having dinner
together at Montego's?
Wait, what'd you say?
You're taking me, right?
Well, yeah.
Duh, I mean,
what kind of person
wins dinner for two and doesn't
invite his girlfriend?
A terrible person.
Right. Not me.
Not me.
Aah!
[thud]
[elevator dings]
Hey, Ray--
Ha-ha!
Hi.
Hey, Henry.
You want to join me?
For what?
Rehearsal.
I'm practicing what
I'm going to order
when we get to Montego's.
Okay, Ray, I got to
talk to you about--
Watch, watch, watch.
[clears throat]
Yes, and for my steak
I'll have the
16 ounce rib-eye,
and I want that cooked
medium rare.
Of course.
And would you care
for anything else?
Yes. I'll also have
two more steaks.
[laughs]
Oh, Henry,
you don't know
what this means to me.
It's just beef, man.
Look,
I didn't
tell you this, but
I've been going through
a rough patch lately.
Oh, geez.
I've just been feeling
so depressed
the last couple
of months
until you invited me
to go with you to Montego's
for dinner.
Well, yeah,
but I mean--
Hey, is it okay if I tell you
that I think of you as family?
I mean, you're like the little
brother or the nephew
I never had.
Ray, I can't take you
to Montego's.
What'd you say?
I got to take Bianca.
I'm sorry.
Ahhh, you're joking.
No...
Yeah, you're making a joke.
You're joke making.
No.
Yeah, you're making a joke.
I'm not joking.
Yes, you are, too.
This is a terrible,
awful, mean joke
but it's all going
to be okay 'cause
you are still taking me to
Montego's with you, right?
Ray...
I said you are still
taking me to Montego's
with you, right?
Bianca's my girlfriend.
I got to take her.
Wh-- why?
Because I do.
I'm really sorry.
Okay.
Dude, look,
maybe later
you and I can just--
You know,
don't worry about me.
I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Aah!
Ray?
I'm fine.
[chatter]
Hey, guys.
Hi, Henry.
Hey.
Jasper, Charlotte,
what are you guys doing here?
No big reason.
Just came to hang.
Oh, well, I can't hang
because tonight's the night
I'm taking Bianca
to Montego's.
[all]
Oh.
[all talking at once]
Come on, I know
you guys knew that.
And why are you
all dressed up?
Well, we thought,
you know...
If something bad happens
to Bianca...
Like, if she got her head
stuck in a fence.
Or if she got hit
by a bus.
Or even if she just...
disappeared.
Yeah.
Okay, this is sick.
You people are sick.
We're just saying,
you might need someone
to fill in
and have dinner with you.
Right.
For example, me.
We just don't want you
to be alone.
We love you, Hen.
I'm your dad.
I gave birth to you.
I watched.
Oh, big deal.
I'm leaving now.
Oh, wait!
Wait, no, wait!
I'm taking Bianca.
[all]
No!
My life's still going great.
Matthew will show you
to your table.
Your names, please.
Yes, I'm Henry.
Henry Hart.
And this is my girlfriend,
Bianca...
Smathers.
It's our Lockerversary.
Ray?
Uh, no, I'm Henry Hart,
teenager.
Sir, I'm Henry Hart.
Wait, isn't he your boss
from Junk-N-Stuff?
Yes.
No, I'm not.
I'm in ninth grade, dude.
Pardon me, where's
the ladies' room?
I know you're not a girl.
Prove it.
Gross.
[all talking at once]
[whistle blows]
Why are they here
pretending to be us?
Why are you here
pretending to be us?
Yeah, son.
Stop it.
Look...
they did this 'cause
Ray's been, like,
dying to come
to this restaurant for years.
Well, now I feel all bad.
No, you shouldn't.
But I'm not even
that into steak.
What?
Yeah,
I was going to
order the chicken.
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no.
Ray, you're embarrassing me.
Oh, I'm embarrassing you?
Yes.
Or is it your chicken-loving
girlfriend there?
It's you.
Pfff.
Boys.
You're a boy.
Prove it.
Ray, please go home.
Bianca and I--
No...
It's, it's okay.
Seriously, I don't care
that much about eating here
and your boss really does,
so, just have dinner with him.
You're sure?
Sure she's sure.
Look at her.
That's what sure people
look like.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Aah.
All right, man.
Looks like we're having
dinner here together.
And me too?
No.
The reservation is
only for two.
Oh.
Okay.
No problem.
Balloons.
[chuckling]
Oh, you feel that?
You feel that warm bread?
This is how bread
should feel.
Right?
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
[both]
Ohh.
Mm.
Oh my god.
Hey,
after we finish
our steaks,
what do you want
to get for dessert?
I think we should
get more steak.
We're getting steak
for dessert?
What would you
rather have,
the chicken?
Don't make fun of Bianca.
She gave up
her dinner for you.
I know.
So stupid.
Dude, I don't get
how can you can just--
Shh.
What?
Okay, you remember
two weeks ago?
The robbery at
that jewelry store?
You mean those two robbers
who stole the jewelry?
Yeah.
Their names are...
Ert Landers and
Bernie Caldwell.
That's them
right over there.
For real?
That is Ert and Bernie.
I know.
Punks.
Hey.
They're about to leave.
That's our cue.
Pop a gumball.
But I haven't had
my steak yet.
They're criminals.
I want my steak.
Ray, put a gumball
in your mouth right now.
Aah!
Let's do this.
You know what?
I'm just gonna--
Hey, Ert.
And Bernie.
Aw, man.
That's "Aw, Captain Man."
Now...
[cracks knuckles]
can you count
from one to bam?
I'll try. One...
Bam!
[grunting]
Care for some
fresh pepper?
Huh?
Say when.
When! When!
Aah!
Watch out.
Drop it.
[grunting]
I'd say that was
a job...
well done.
Take them away, boys.
And now...
some cow.
Excuse me,
Captain Man and
Kid Danger?
Uh-huh.
What's up, big dog?
I'm sorry, but your names
aren't on our dinner list.
And you can't eat here
without an invitation.
What--
No, no, no--
You got to
be kidding me.
[both talking at once]
No, no, no, wait.
You got to be kidding me.
What? No.
Come on, man.
What? Why?
[both]
Aah!
Hi.
How were your steaks?
You better shut your mouth,
Schwoz, I mean it,
you better shut
your dirty mouth.
Geez.
Hey,
why are you still
wearing that dress?
Because it's so
comfortable.
And I like how the cool air
blows up in here.
Hey, you want to go
to Back Out Steak House?
No, I want steak
from Montego's.
Well, we can't get
steak from--
Wait.
What is...
What is that...
Is it...
do you know what this is?
Steak.
From Montego's!
Whoa.
It must've fallen down here
when we were fighting
Ert and Bernie.
I know.
[sniffs]
Aw, yeah.
Can I have it?
Can we split it?
[moaning]
Want to go to
Back Out Steak House?
Yeah, I guess.
[oven bell]
Mmm...