[ Music ]
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
Ray, come on,
you're going to miss your plane!
- I'm coming!
[ grunting ]
- What is he...
- Ray, what are you doing
with that mattress?
- I'm taking it on my trip.
- They're not going to let you
take a mattress on a plane.
- Yeah, you're right.
Maybe I shouldn't go.
- See, I knew it.
- Ray, you can't blow off
your cousin's wedding.
- I know, but most marriages
don't work out.
I'll just go
to his next wedding.
- Okay, okay, okay.
Just admit that you're afraid
to leave town
because you think me, Charlotte,
and Schwoz can't handle things
here without you.
- Well, what if
there's an emergency?
- Then I'll blow a bubble
and Kid Danger
will deal with it.
- Well, what if you suddenly
get that disease, huh?
Numb tongue?
And you can't blow a bubble?
- Numb tongue?
- That's not a real disease.
[ elevator dings ]
People don't talk normally
one second and then
all of a sudden start going
Bluh-uhl-lawala-laluhlul.
- Uh-oh.
Does she have numb tongue?
- See?
- Hey, shouldn't you be
on your way to the airport?
- Yes.
- Okay.
I need my suitcase.
Bork!
- [ grunts ]
- Hey, Bork,
bring it over here.
- [ grunts ]
[ loud thud ]
- Thanks, buddy.
- [ grunts ]
- Okay, what is in here?
- Stuff I might need,
like cotton swabs, shampoo,
non-cotton swabs.
You know what?
Let's talk about all
the different kinds of swabs.
- Stalling.
- Well, it's just--
- It's only three days.
- We can handle it.
- Go.
- Okay.
Right after one last
hula dance with Laylani.
- [ all ] No.
- Aah!
Okay, fine.
But you better not let
any bad guys get away
with crimes while I'm gone.
Teh.
Well, too heavy.
Better stay here.
- No.
I'll get the anti-grav.
- Anti-grav?
- Yeah, it's a device
you attach
to really heavy things
to make them a lot lighter.
- There.
- Oh, man.
It works.
Hey, what--
What do these controls--
- [ both] No, no, no.
- Hey, now.
Oh, hold up.
And I'm aloft.
- It all just kind of happened.
- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
- I wanted an after school job.
- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
- I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me...
- He turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart...
- Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
- Okay, ready?
- Yep.
Trick Shot.
Take 57.
Go.
- All right.
This ball is going to hit
the stove hood thingy,
ricochet off
of the refrigerator,
bounce onto the counter,
and drop right
into the fish bowl.
- I doubt it.
- Why doubt me?
- Because you've missed
the last 56 times in a row.
- Well, 57 is my lucky number.
- Yeah, you said that
about 7, 14, 23--
- I have lots of lucky numbers.
Here comes the magic.
- I am not okay!
- Oh, oh.
I did it.
I got it.
This is the greatest moment
of my life and...
you didn't get it
on video, did you?
- No.
- Aah!
- Do you realize
that Jana Tetrazini
has way more subscribers
than I do?
- Oh no.
- Don't you mock
my social media pain.
- Wait, are you talking
about that little girl
who posts those videos
about cold yoga?
- See?
Even he knows
about her new videos.
- Okay, what is cold yoga?
- [ sighs ]
- See, cold yoga is when--
- I'm telling him.
[ sighs ]
It's when you do yoga in a room
that's only 39 degrees or lower.
- That sounds terrible.
- It is.
But for some reason everyone
loves Jana Tetrazini's
stupid cold yoga videos.
- Hey, you want
more subscribers
than Jana Tetrazini?
- You know I do.
- Then why don't you
start making cold yoga videos?
- So, your idea is for Piper
to just steal Jana's idea?
- Shut up. I love this. It's
perfect.
- Right?
Because if you can't
beat somebody,
you just copy what they do
and pretend like
it was your idea.
- I can do that.
- And if you want, Henry and I
can help you make better
cold yoga videos.
[ watch beeping ]
- Henry's not going to help
because Henry's
walking out of here.
- Wait!
Can I use your camera?
- Yeah, it's in my room.
Use whatever you want.
Just stay out
of my underwear drawer.
Hey, Char, what's up?
- There's a robbery going down
at that eyeglass store
in midtown, Specs and the City.
- Okay. I know where that is.
I'm on my way.
- Hurry.
We got to prove to Ray
that we can handle things
while he's gone.
- Henry, look.
It's me, Schwoz.
- I got no time
for you, Schwoz.
- Come on, man.
Hurry it up.
- Look, why don't you
just steal my money
and then you can go get your
glasses made wherever you want.
- No.
This place has the best reviews
on Yarp,
so you're making my glasses.
- [ clears throat ]
I don't think so, jerk.
- Kid Danger.
Thank god
you and Captain Man are here.
- Actually, Captain Man's
at his cousin's wedding
in Cleveland.
- Captain Man ain't here?
- No.
- All right,
you just keep making my glasses
and those lenses
better be progressive.
- Okay, okay.
- Hey, man!
You love your mother?
- Yeah.
- Then freeze, mother lover!
- No!
[ grunts ]
- You should've freezed.
Hey!
Whoa!
Oh, what?
[ screaming ]
- Well, sir, looks like
I just saved your life.
- I'm here.
- Captain Man!
- Captain Man?
- Just a moment.
There.
You're safe now.
- Thank you, Captain Man.
Oh, I got to go tell my wife
what you did.
- But--
What are you doing here?
- Fighting crime.
- No, you're just here
because you don't trust
me and Charlotte and Schwoz
to handle things
while you're away.
- Well, you don't have
my experience.
- And I don't have
your enormous ego.
- That, too.
- I've been doing this job
for over a year,
and I can handle things
for three stupid days
without you.
- Oh, really?
Like you handled this crime?
- Yes.
I completely handled this crime.
- Yeah, I guess.
Okay.
Fine, I'll go.
- Captain Man.
This is my wife, Nancy.
- Oh, hi.
- Out!
- Hey, I'm back.
Where are the--
Whoa.
It's freezing in here.
- Yep.
Look at your parents' plant.
- Whoa.
This is perfect for cold yoga.
- I know.
- So, where are the girls?
- The girls?
- Yeah.
You said you were going
to get six girls
to be in the video.
Jasper...
- I tried.
But everyone was busy.
And one girl poked me
in my throat.
- So we got nobody to be
in my cold yoga video?
[ doorbell rings ]
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Them?
Weird, weirder,
and sister of weirder?
- I'm not his sister.
- She's my cousin.
- Get it right.
- I'll show you what's right.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Grr.
- Is it cold
in your bathroom, too?
I have to pee,
but I'm afraid it will freeze.
- I know everything about urine
and it doesn't freeze.
- [ sighs ]
[ elevator dings ]
- [ both ] Aah!
[ loud party music ]
- What is going on?
- I don't know!
Come on!
[ laughing ]
- Oh, Henry!
Welcome to the party!
Charlotte!
What's up, baby?
- How could you have a party
here without Ray's permission?
- Easy!
He's not here!
[ laughing ]
- You know, we promised Ray
we'd be responsible!
- Ah, what's going to happen?
- Anything!
You never [ screams ]--
Henry!
- Hey!
Hey, Bork!
Charlotte is not a toy!
Put her down!
- [ grunts ]
Who just--
- Aah!
- Aah! Henry!
[ screams ]
Henry!
[ alert buzzing ]
[ laughing ]
- [ both ] Aah.
- This place looks disgusting.
- Yeah.
So does Schwoz.
Hey, Schwoz.
Sleepy time is over.
Wake up.
- [ mumbles ]
- How late
did this party go on?
- We broke up around 6:00 a.m.
Oh, look,
my sister Winnie fell asleep.
So peaceful.
So beautiful.
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
- Now, listen.
You better clean all this...
Oh, man.
The crime light.
- How long
has that been flashing?
- Since 9:37 last night.
Dang ding it, Schwoz.
- [ screams ]
- Aah, you spooked my sister.
Winnie! Winnie!
Stop running! Stop running!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing?
- Since no one answered
the emergency call,
I'm checking to see
if someone left a message.
- You have
one new emergency voicemail.
- Hello? Captain Man?
This is Carlos from Sushi Dushi.
- It's Carlos from Sushi Dushi.
- I know.
I'm sitting right here.
- There's a guy robbing us
right now.
He's locking us in the fridge
so he can steal
a huge tuna fish.
- He's locking them all
in the fridge.
- Still sitting here.
- Get in the fridge.
- Why, man?
- Where's the tuna fish?
- I don't know.
- I know you got a tuna fish
in here.
- We don't have a tuna fish.
- Get in the fridge right now.
And give me your phone.
Give me your phone
and get in the fridge.
- Captain Man,
Captain Man, save us.
- What are you thinking?
- The robber's voice
sounds so familiar.
- I know.
- Can you cross check it
against the national
voice database?
- Sure.
- Get in the fridge right now
and give me your phone.
Give me your phone
and then get in the fridge.
- Ah.
- Okay.
So the robber
is either Jeff or Miley.
- I'm thinking it's Jeff.
- Jeff.
The stupidest criminal
in Swellview.
- Well, you better find him
and arrest him
or Ray's going to fire us all.
- Then I guess
I'll chew some gum
and fight some scum.
- [ screaming ]
- Aah. You did it again.
Winnie!
Winnie, slow down!
Have some sugar cubes!
- I'm Piper Hart.
This is Cold Yoga.
I'm your instructor.
Let's start with a simple
downward freezing dog.
[ grunting ]
Good.
Now we're going to do
a Penguin Pretzel.
Terrific.
This is the Happy Freezing
Baby Position.
Be sure to remember to exhale.
- Exhale through what?
- I don't care
what you exhale through!
Why didn't you use
any of the good footage?
- That was the good footage.
I cut out all the bad parts,
like when Sidney started crying
and when Oliver vomited.
- This is never going
to get me more subscribers
than Jana Tetrazini.
You failed me.
- Well, I don't think
it's fair to say--
- Say it.
- Say what?
- Say, "I failed you,
"and now I'm going to go home
"and sit by myself
"thinking about
how and why I failed you."
- I failed you,
and now I'm going to go home
and sit by myself thinking about
how and why I failed you.
- Door is that way.
- Namaste.
- Nama-go!
- Dude, I told you,
this tuna fish meat
will cost you 700 bucks a pound.
[ cell phone ringing ]
Hang on.
Yeah, it's Jeff.
Of course I got the tuna.
Hey, someone's foot
just came through my door.
- Looks like you're going
to need a door hole
repair man, Jeff.
- Ah, crud.
Hey, it's Kid Danger
and Captain Man.
Can you come bail me out
of jail later?
- Ah, it's just me, Jeff.
Captain Man's out of town.
- Oh.
Cool, so after you pick up
this tuna, you want to go see
a movie or something?
I heard that the sequel--
Dude.
- The only movie you're going
to see is one in jail
on movie night.
If they even have that.
Now, stand up or get zapped.
- I ought to slap that thing
out of your hand.
- I'd like to see you
try to slap--
Okay, that really hurt my hand.
[ cell phone rings ]
- Oh, that could be
my tuna buyer.
Give me my phone.
- Oh, you want your phone?
This thing right here?
- Are you playing
keep away from me?
- Yes, I'm playing
keep away from you.
- All right, that does it.
[ laughs ]
Aah!
[ grunts ]
[ wheezing ]
I hate you.
[ grunting ]
[ wheezing ]
- You all right?
Okay, hit the table twice
if you're okay.
Okay, was that one or two?
- Hey, Piper,
want some cheese milk?
- Yeah, sure.
Aah!
- Ah, why'd you scream?
- Because Jana Tetrazini
lost more than half
of her subscribers.
- Well, I don't know
what that means and now I have
to go change my pants.
- Hello, Hart family.
- I can't talk.
I've got cheese milk
on my pants.
- Been there.
- Hey, why are you here?
- Here's a better question.
Why did Jana Tetrazini
lose half of her subscribers
in the past two days?
- How do you know that?
- Because I caused it
with a little video I posted.
Check this out.
Cold Yoga?
Cold Death.
These innocent kids
tried cold yoga
and their bodies
will never be the same.
Look at the pain.
- Why?
- The sorrow.
- Grr.
The vomit.
All because someone...
someone evil told them that
cold yoga was a good idea.
That person?
Jana Tetrazini.
Click here to unsubscribe
from Jana Tetrazini's videos
or else this could be you.
- [ crying ]
- That's amazing.
I...
I don't even know what to say.
- I think you should say,
"Jasper's awesome and now
"I'm going to sit here
"and think about how and why
Jasper's so awesome."
- I don't want to say that.
- Oh, then maybe
I'll just take my video down.
- Wait.
Jasper's awesome.
And now I'm going to sit here
and think about how and why
Jasper is so awesome.
- Namaste.
- Well...
I'm completely out of pants.
- Been there.
- But I'm pretty sure
Jeff meant to knock twice.
Anyway, 30 minutes later
he was in jail
and the huge tuna fish
was back at Sushi Dushi.
- Good.
You know, I'm proud of you guys.
- Aw, thanks, Ray.
- Thanks, man.
- I'll bet those employees
at Sushi Dushi
must've been thrilled
when you finally let them
out of that fridge.
- Oh.
Yeah. Yeah.
- It was a magical moment.
- Yeah.
- Well, fantastic work, guys.
Now I'm going to head down
to the man cave and install
a mirror in my shower.
- Okay.
- You have fun.
- I got to get those people
out of that fridge.
- Hurry!
And if they're still alive,
bring back some sushi!
- Will do!
[ oven bell ]