1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:04,333 [ Music ] 2 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:10,500 - Where is he? 3 00:00:10,542 --> 00:00:11,291 - I don't know. 4 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:12,166 Ray, come on, 5 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:13,166 you're going to miss your plane! 6 00:00:13,208 --> 00:00:14,917 - I'm coming! 7 00:00:14,959 --> 00:00:16,875 [ grunting ] 8 00:00:20,291 --> 00:00:21,250 - What is he... 9 00:00:21,291 --> 00:00:23,041 - Ray, what are you doing 10 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:24,250 with that mattress? 11 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:26,250 - I'm taking it on my trip. 12 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:27,333 - They're not going to let you 13 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,041 take a mattress on a plane. 14 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,917 - Yeah, you're right. 15 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,375 Maybe I shouldn't go. 16 00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:35,208 - See, I knew it. 17 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,000 - Ray, you can't blow off 18 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:39,125 your cousin's wedding. 19 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:41,083 - I know, but most marriages 20 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:42,208 don't work out. 21 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,125 I'll just go 22 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:44,041 to his next wedding. 23 00:00:44,083 --> 00:00:45,166 - Okay, okay, okay. 24 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:46,291 Just admit that you're afraid 25 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:47,166 to leave town 26 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:48,041 because you think me, Charlotte, 27 00:00:48,083 --> 00:00:49,041 and Schwoz can't handle things 28 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:49,667 here without you. 29 00:00:49,709 --> 00:00:50,542 - Well, what if 30 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:51,500 there's an emergency? 31 00:00:51,542 --> 00:00:52,875 - Then I'll blow a bubble 32 00:00:52,917 --> 00:00:53,750 and Kid Danger 33 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:54,834 will deal with it. 34 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:55,792 - Well, what if you suddenly 35 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:56,542 get that disease, huh? 36 00:00:56,583 --> 00:00:58,500 Numb tongue? 37 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,750 And you can't blow a bubble? 38 00:01:00,792 --> 00:01:02,083 - Numb tongue? 39 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:03,208 - That's not a real disease. 40 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,250 [ elevator dings ] 41 00:01:04,291 --> 00:01:05,208 People don't talk normally 42 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:06,542 one second and then 43 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:07,917 all of a sudden start going 44 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:11,750 Bluh-uhl-lawala-laluhlul. 45 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:13,250 - Uh-oh. 46 00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:14,750 Does she have numb tongue? 47 00:01:14,792 --> 00:01:16,500 - See? 48 00:01:16,542 --> 00:01:17,709 - Hey, shouldn't you be 49 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:18,792 on your way to the airport? 50 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:19,625 - Yes. 51 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:20,333 - Yes. 52 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:21,250 - Okay. 53 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:22,750 I need my suitcase. 54 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,709 Bork! 55 00:01:27,792 --> 00:01:30,750 - [ grunts ] 56 00:01:30,792 --> 00:01:31,667 - Hey, Bork, 57 00:01:31,709 --> 00:01:32,417 bring it over here. 58 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:34,667 - [ grunts ] 59 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:38,834 [ loud thud ] 60 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,333 - Thanks, buddy. 61 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:44,291 - [ grunts ] 62 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:49,792 - Okay, what is in here? 63 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:51,250 - Stuff I might need, 64 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:54,458 like cotton swabs, shampoo, 65 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,542 non-cotton swabs. 66 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:56,458 You know what? 67 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,583 Let's talk about all 68 00:01:57,625 --> 00:01:58,333 the different kinds of swabs. 69 00:01:58,375 --> 00:01:59,417 - Stalling. 70 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:00,417 - Well, it's just-- 71 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:01,875 - It's only three days. 72 00:02:01,917 --> 00:02:03,333 - We can handle it. 73 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:04,125 - Go. 74 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,417 - Okay. 75 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,291 Right after one last 76 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:07,208 hula dance with Laylani. 77 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,291 - [ all ] No. 78 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:10,125 - Aah! 79 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:11,750 Okay, fine. 80 00:02:11,792 --> 00:02:12,709 But you better not let 81 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:13,792 any bad guys get away 82 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,750 with crimes while I'm gone. 83 00:02:15,792 --> 00:02:16,750 Teh. 84 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:17,542 Well, too heavy. 85 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:18,792 Better stay here. 86 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:19,792 - No. 87 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:21,333 I'll get the anti-grav. 88 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,041 - Anti-grav? 89 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:23,083 - Yeah, it's a device 90 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:24,041 you attach 91 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:25,125 to really heavy things 92 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:26,083 to make them a lot lighter. 93 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,875 - There. 94 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,250 - Oh, man. 95 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:37,750 It works. 96 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:38,458 Hey, what-- 97 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,208 What do these controls-- 98 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:40,417 - [ both] No, no, no. 99 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:41,125 - Hey, now. 100 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:41,875 Oh, hold up. 101 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:43,291 And I'm aloft. 102 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,542 - It all just kind of happened. 103 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,625 - My dad was 104 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,458 an irresponsible scientist. 105 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,834 - I wanted an after school job. 106 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,208 - And by accident, 107 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,083 he made me indestructible. 108 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:54,208 Ah! 109 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,458 - I went into this crazy store 110 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,417 and met 111 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:58,542 a pretty interesting guy. 112 00:02:58,583 --> 00:02:59,750 - I'm going to blow your mind. 113 00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:00,917 Now I protect 114 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,625 the good citizens of Swellview. 115 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:03,542 who call me... 116 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,750 - He turned out to be... 117 00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:05,750 - You know the name. 118 00:03:05,792 --> 00:03:06,750 - Captain Man! 119 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:07,750 - That's right, Henry. 120 00:03:07,792 --> 00:03:08,709 In time, I realized that 121 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,083 being a superhero 122 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:12,125 is a lot to handle alone. 123 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,125 - He wanted some help. 124 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:14,500 - I needed a sidekick. 125 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:15,667 - I, Henry Hart... 126 00:03:15,709 --> 00:03:16,792 - Pledge to never ever ever 127 00:03:16,834 --> 00:03:17,792 tell anyone... 128 00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:18,542 - That I'm Captain Man's 129 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:19,667 secret sidekick. 130 00:03:19,709 --> 00:03:20,625 - It is done. 131 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:21,750 - Now we blow bubbles. 132 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:22,917 - And fight crime. 133 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:24,166 - Feels good. 134 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:39,542 - Call it. 135 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,667 - Up the tube! 136 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:43,041 Oh, my boot. 137 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:44,208 - Ha! 138 00:03:48,792 --> 00:03:50,083 - Okay, ready? 139 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,500 - Yep. 140 00:03:51,542 --> 00:03:52,291 Trick Shot. 141 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,542 Take 57. 142 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:55,792 Go. 143 00:03:55,834 --> 00:03:56,792 - All right. 144 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:57,917 This ball is going to hit 145 00:03:57,959 --> 00:03:59,792 the stove hood thingy, 146 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:00,709 ricochet off 147 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:01,792 of the refrigerator, 148 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:03,625 bounce onto the counter, 149 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:04,542 and drop right 150 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,709 into the fish bowl. 151 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,375 - I doubt it. 152 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:09,375 - Why doubt me? 153 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,458 - Because you've missed 154 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,542 the last 56 times in a row. 155 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:15,750 - Well, 57 is my lucky number. 156 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:16,542 - Yeah, you said that 157 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:19,166 about 7, 14, 23-- 158 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:23,458 - I have lots of lucky numbers. 159 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,750 Here comes the magic. 160 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,291 - I am not okay! 161 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:31,834 - Oh, oh. 162 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:35,792 I did it. 163 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:36,875 I got it. 164 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:37,792 This is the greatest moment 165 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:40,250 of my life and... 166 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:41,125 you didn't get it 167 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:44,667 on video, did you? 168 00:04:44,709 --> 00:04:46,834 - No. 169 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:48,792 - Aah! 170 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,166 - Do you realize 171 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,083 that Jana Tetrazini 172 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,250 has way more subscribers 173 00:04:54,291 --> 00:04:55,333 than I do? 174 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:57,542 - Oh no. 175 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:58,500 - Don't you mock 176 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:01,208 my social media pain. 177 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:02,166 - Wait, are you talking 178 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:03,125 about that little girl 179 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:03,875 who posts those videos 180 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,041 about cold yoga? 181 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:05,834 - See? 182 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:06,792 Even he knows 183 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:07,834 about her new videos. 184 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,750 - Okay, what is cold yoga? 185 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:13,417 - [ sighs ] 186 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:14,333 - See, cold yoga is when-- 187 00:05:14,375 --> 00:05:16,750 - I'm telling him. 188 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:18,166 [ sighs ] 189 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:19,583 It's when you do yoga in a room 190 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:21,959 that's only 39 degrees or lower. 191 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,041 - That sounds terrible. 192 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:25,792 - It is. 193 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:27,333 But for some reason everyone 194 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:28,959 loves Jana Tetrazini's 195 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,583 stupid cold yoga videos. 196 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,125 - Hey, you want 197 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,041 more subscribers 198 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,542 than Jana Tetrazini? 199 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:37,583 - You know I do. 200 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:38,834 - Then why don't you 201 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:42,792 start making cold yoga videos? 202 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:44,750 - So, your idea is for Piper 203 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:47,125 to just steal Jana's idea? 204 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:49,750 - Shut up. I love this. It's 205 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:49,750 perfect. 206 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:50,667 - Right? 207 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:51,458 Because if you can't 208 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,542 beat somebody, 209 00:05:52,583 --> 00:05:53,792 you just copy what they do 210 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:54,625 and pretend like 211 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:56,458 it was your idea. 212 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,333 - I can do that. 213 00:05:58,375 --> 00:05:59,959 - And if you want, Henry and I 214 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,792 can help you make better 215 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:02,083 cold yoga videos. 216 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:04,166 [ watch beeping ] 217 00:06:04,208 --> 00:06:05,083 - Henry's not going to help 218 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:06,000 because Henry's 219 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:08,125 walking out of here. 220 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:09,083 - Wait! 221 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,500 Can I use your camera? 222 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:11,834 - Yeah, it's in my room. 223 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:12,625 Use whatever you want. 224 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:13,625 Just stay out 225 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:14,917 of my underwear drawer. 226 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:20,917 Hey, Char, what's up? 227 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:21,875 - There's a robbery going down 228 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:23,041 at that eyeglass store 229 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,917 in midtown, Specs and the City. 230 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:27,125 - Okay. I know where that is. 231 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,417 I'm on my way. 232 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:29,375 - Hurry. 233 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:30,333 We got to prove to Ray 234 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:31,083 that we can handle things 235 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,208 while he's gone. 236 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:32,959 - Henry, look. 237 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,166 It's me, Schwoz. 238 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:34,917 - I got no time 239 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,750 for you, Schwoz. 240 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,417 - Come on, man. 241 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:46,625 Hurry it up. 242 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:47,542 - Look, why don't you 243 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,083 just steal my money 244 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:50,000 and then you can go get your 245 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:50,000 glasses made wherever you want. 246 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:51,583 - No. 247 00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:53,041 This place has the best reviews 248 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,125 on Yarp, 249 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:57,166 so you're making my glasses. 250 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,083 - [ clears throat ] 251 00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:03,542 I don't think so, jerk. 252 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:04,208 - Kid Danger. 253 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,083 Thank god 254 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,417 you and Captain Man are here. 255 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:07,542 - Actually, Captain Man's 256 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:08,750 at his cousin's wedding 257 00:07:08,792 --> 00:07:09,959 in Cleveland. 258 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,250 - Captain Man ain't here? 259 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:13,041 - No. 260 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:13,917 - All right, 261 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:14,959 you just keep making my glasses 262 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:15,917 and those lenses 263 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:17,959 better be progressive. 264 00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:19,250 - Okay, okay. 265 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:20,542 - Hey, man! 266 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:22,291 You love your mother? 267 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:23,417 - Yeah. 268 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:26,583 - Then freeze, mother lover! 269 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:28,208 - No! 270 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:30,458 [ grunts ] 271 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:34,333 - You should've freezed. 272 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,542 Hey! 273 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:39,125 Whoa! 274 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,625 Oh, what? 275 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:52,875 [ screaming ] 276 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:09,291 - Well, sir, looks like 277 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:14,000 I just saved your life. 278 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:16,291 - I'm here. 279 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:17,625 - Captain Man! 280 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:19,625 - Captain Man? 281 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,583 - Just a moment. 282 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:26,750 There. 283 00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:29,166 You're safe now. 284 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,000 - Thank you, Captain Man. 285 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:31,750 Oh, I got to go tell my wife 286 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:32,667 what you did. 287 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:33,583 - But-- 288 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:36,125 What are you doing here? 289 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,250 - Fighting crime. 290 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:40,083 - No, you're just here 291 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:41,166 because you don't trust 292 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,417 me and Charlotte and Schwoz 293 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,291 to handle things 294 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,250 while you're away. 295 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,041 - Well, you don't have 296 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:45,917 my experience. 297 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:46,792 - And I don't have 298 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:47,542 your enormous ego. 299 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,291 - That, too. 300 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,208 - I've been doing this job 301 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,208 for over a year, 302 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:52,208 and I can handle things 303 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:53,166 for three stupid days 304 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,291 without you. 305 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:55,375 - Oh, really? 306 00:08:55,417 --> 00:08:57,500 Like you handled this crime? 307 00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:58,583 - Yes. 308 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,959 I completely handled this crime. 309 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,041 - Yeah, I guess. 310 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:05,667 Okay. 311 00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:07,875 Fine, I'll go. 312 00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:10,625 - Captain Man. 313 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:13,041 This is my wife, Nancy. 314 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:14,208 - Oh, hi. 315 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,125 - Out! 316 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:25,959 - Hey, I'm back. 317 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,583 Where are the-- 318 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:27,709 Whoa. 319 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,250 It's freezing in here. 320 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:30,375 - Yep. 321 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:32,166 Look at your parents' plant. 322 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,583 - Whoa. 323 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:38,834 This is perfect for cold yoga. 324 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,625 - I know. 325 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:44,000 - So, where are the girls? 326 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,166 - The girls? 327 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,166 - Yeah. 328 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:49,917 You said you were going 329 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:50,834 to get six girls 330 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:53,166 to be in the video. 331 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:55,625 Jasper... 332 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:57,250 - I tried. 333 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,250 But everyone was busy. 334 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:00,500 And one girl poked me 335 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:03,291 in my throat. 336 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,792 - So we got nobody to be 337 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,834 in my cold yoga video? 338 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,375 [ doorbell rings ] 339 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:10,000 - Hey. 340 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:11,375 - Hi. 341 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:12,875 - Hi. 342 00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:13,875 - Them? 343 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,291 Weird, weirder, 344 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,542 and sister of weirder? 345 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,041 - I'm not his sister. 346 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,291 - She's my cousin. 347 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,417 - Get it right. 348 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,083 - I'll show you what's right. 349 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:24,792 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 350 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:27,375 - Grr. 351 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:28,333 - Is it cold 352 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:29,875 in your bathroom, too? 353 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:31,000 I have to pee, 354 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:33,291 but I'm afraid it will freeze. 355 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,291 - I know everything about urine 356 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,375 and it doesn't freeze. 357 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:42,333 - [ sighs ] 358 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:46,500 [ elevator dings ] 359 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,041 - [ both ] Aah! 360 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,208 [ loud party music ] 361 00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:04,542 - What is going on? 362 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,583 - I don't know! 363 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,750 Come on! 364 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,583 [ laughing ] 365 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:13,458 - Oh, Henry! 366 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,291 Welcome to the party! 367 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,166 Charlotte! 368 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,917 What's up, baby? 369 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,041 - How could you have a party 370 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,542 here without Ray's permission? 371 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:22,375 - Easy! 372 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:23,792 He's not here! 373 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:25,333 [ laughing ] 374 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,750 - You know, we promised Ray 375 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,417 we'd be responsible! 376 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,250 - Ah, what's going to happen? 377 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,250 - Anything! 378 00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:35,417 You never [ screams ]-- 379 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:36,750 Henry! 380 00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:37,458 - Hey! 381 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,458 Hey, Bork! 382 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,625 Charlotte is not a toy! 383 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,834 Put her down! 384 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,166 - [ grunts ] 385 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,291 Who just-- 386 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,125 - Aah! 387 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,291 - Aah! Henry! 388 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,083 [ screams ] 389 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,542 Henry! 390 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:58,083 [ alert buzzing ] 391 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:07,333 [ laughing ] 392 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,417 - [ both ] Aah. 393 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,250 - This place looks disgusting. 394 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,333 - Yeah. 395 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:18,333 So does Schwoz. 396 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:20,291 Hey, Schwoz. 397 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:21,417 Sleepy time is over. 398 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,291 Wake up. 399 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:26,291 - [ mumbles ] 400 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,250 - How late 401 00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,834 did this party go on? 402 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:33,291 - We broke up around 6:00 a.m. 403 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,083 Oh, look, 404 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:39,667 my sister Winnie fell asleep. 405 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,417 So peaceful. 406 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:45,291 So beautiful. 407 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,083 - Uh-huh. 408 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,291 - Yeah. 409 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,375 - Now, listen. 410 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:53,250 You better clean all this... 411 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,208 Oh, man. 412 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,458 The crime light. 413 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,458 - How long 414 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:01,542 has that been flashing? 415 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,667 - Since 9:37 last night. 416 00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:05,000 Dang ding it, Schwoz. 417 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:06,291 - [ screams ] 418 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,834 - Aah, you spooked my sister. 419 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:09,917 Winnie! Winnie! 420 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:11,583 Stop running! Stop running! 421 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,458 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 422 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,667 - What are you doing? 423 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:21,583 - Since no one answered 424 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:22,500 the emergency call, 425 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:23,542 I'm checking to see 426 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,125 if someone left a message. 427 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,208 - You have 428 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,375 one new emergency voicemail. 429 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,250 - Hello? Captain Man? 430 00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:33,291 This is Carlos from Sushi Dushi. 431 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,458 - It's Carlos from Sushi Dushi. 432 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,208 - I know. 433 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,000 I'm sitting right here. 434 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,208 - There's a guy robbing us 435 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,667 right now. 436 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:39,792 He's locking us in the fridge 437 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:40,583 so he can steal 438 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:41,959 a huge tuna fish. 439 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,792 - He's locking them all 440 00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:43,750 in the fridge. 441 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:44,875 - Still sitting here. 442 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:45,625 - Get in the fridge. 443 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:46,542 - Why, man? 444 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:47,375 - Where's the tuna fish? 445 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,208 - I don't know. 446 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,458 - I know you got a tuna fish 447 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,291 in here. 448 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,500 - We don't have a tuna fish. 449 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:53,041 - Get in the fridge right now. 450 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,041 And give me your phone. 451 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:54,834 Give me your phone 452 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:55,750 and get in the fridge. 453 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:56,458 - Captain Man, 454 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,291 Captain Man, save us. 455 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,291 - What are you thinking? 456 00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,208 - The robber's voice 457 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,500 sounds so familiar. 458 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:01,667 - I know. 459 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:02,667 - Can you cross check it 460 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,500 against the national 461 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:04,291 voice database? 462 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,041 - Sure. 463 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,375 - Get in the fridge right now 464 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:08,417 and give me your phone. 465 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:09,500 Give me your phone 466 00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:11,208 and then get in the fridge. 467 00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:14,291 - Ah. 468 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,834 - Okay. 469 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:16,750 So the robber 470 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:21,208 is either Jeff or Miley. 471 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,250 - I'm thinking it's Jeff. 472 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,291 - Jeff. 473 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,250 The stupidest criminal 474 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:27,333 in Swellview. 475 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,291 - Well, you better find him 476 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,417 and arrest him 477 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,500 or Ray's going to fire us all. 478 00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:32,375 - Then I guess 479 00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:33,500 I'll chew some gum 480 00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,750 and fight some scum. 481 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,291 - [ screaming ] 482 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,291 - Aah. You did it again. 483 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,291 Winnie! 484 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,291 Winnie, slow down! 485 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,000 Have some sugar cubes! 486 00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:01,917 - I'm Piper Hart. 487 00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:03,667 This is Cold Yoga. 488 00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:05,250 I'm your instructor. 489 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,709 Let's start with a simple 490 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:10,375 downward freezing dog. 491 00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:15,375 [ grunting ] 492 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,291 Good. 493 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,250 Now we're going to do 494 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,875 a Penguin Pretzel. 495 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:35,458 Terrific. 496 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,500 This is the Happy Freezing 497 00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,291 Baby Position. 498 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:41,041 Be sure to remember to exhale. 499 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,291 - Exhale through what? 500 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,208 - I don't care 501 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:48,792 what you exhale through! 502 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:49,709 Why didn't you use 503 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,375 any of the good footage? 504 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:54,291 - That was the good footage. 505 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,208 I cut out all the bad parts, 506 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,709 like when Sidney started crying 507 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,291 and when Oliver vomited. 508 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,333 - This is never going 509 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:02,291 to get me more subscribers 510 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:05,750 than Jana Tetrazini. 511 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:12,291 You failed me. 512 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,291 - Well, I don't think 513 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,458 it's fair to say-- 514 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,625 - Say it. 515 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,583 - Say what? 516 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,291 - Say, "I failed you, 517 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,291 "and now I'm going to go home 518 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,667 "and sit by myself 519 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:22,709 "thinking about 520 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:26,000 how and why I failed you." 521 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:29,875 - I failed you, 522 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,000 and now I'm going to go home 523 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,667 and sit by myself thinking about 524 00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:35,792 how and why I failed you. 525 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:39,291 - Door is that way. 526 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,458 - Namaste. 527 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,375 - Nama-go! 528 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,875 - Dude, I told you, 529 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,250 this tuna fish meat 530 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,667 will cost you 700 bucks a pound. 531 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:55,458 [ cell phone ringing ] 532 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,500 Hang on. 533 00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:59,375 Yeah, it's Jeff. 534 00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:01,333 Of course I got the tuna. 535 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,208 Hey, someone's foot 536 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,166 just came through my door. 537 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:15,500 - Looks like you're going 538 00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:16,542 to need a door hole 539 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,875 repair man, Jeff. 540 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:19,792 - Ah, crud. 541 00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:20,625 Hey, it's Kid Danger 542 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:21,542 and Captain Man. 543 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,250 Can you come bail me out 544 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,041 of jail later? 545 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,834 - Ah, it's just me, Jeff. 546 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,542 Captain Man's out of town. 547 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:29,583 - Oh. 548 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:30,709 Cool, so after you pick up 549 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,000 this tuna, you want to go see 550 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,083 a movie or something? 551 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,500 I heard that the sequel-- 552 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:36,625 Dude. 553 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:37,583 - The only movie you're going 554 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:41,166 to see is one in jail 555 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,542 on movie night. 556 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:44,625 If they even have that. 557 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,500 Now, stand up or get zapped. 558 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:47,917 - I ought to slap that thing 559 00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:48,834 out of your hand. 560 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,083 - I'd like to see you 561 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,458 try to slap-- 562 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,417 Okay, that really hurt my hand. 563 00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:55,875 [ cell phone rings ] 564 00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:56,667 - Oh, that could be 565 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,500 my tuna buyer. 566 00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:58,542 Give me my phone. 567 00:17:58,583 --> 00:17:59,500 - Oh, you want your phone? 568 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:00,709 This thing right here? 569 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:01,583 - Are you playing 570 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:02,458 keep away from me? 571 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,375 - Yes, I'm playing 572 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:04,500 keep away from you. 573 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,000 - All right, that does it. 574 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:13,792 [ laughs ] 575 00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:14,542 Aah! 576 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,667 [ grunts ] 577 00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:18,458 [ wheezing ] 578 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,792 I hate you. 579 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,166 [ grunting ] 580 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,333 [ wheezing ] 581 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:42,000 - You all right? 582 00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:43,417 Okay, hit the table twice 583 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,041 if you're okay. 584 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:52,333 Okay, was that one or two? 585 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:57,542 - Hey, Piper, 586 00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:58,709 want some cheese milk? 587 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,834 - Yeah, sure. 588 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,500 Aah! 589 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,458 - Ah, why'd you scream? 590 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,375 - Because Jana Tetrazini 591 00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,291 lost more than half 592 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,667 of her subscribers. 593 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:11,750 - Well, I don't know 594 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,166 what that means and now I have 595 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:16,083 to go change my pants. 596 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,041 - Hello, Hart family. 597 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:18,959 - I can't talk. 598 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,750 I've got cheese milk 599 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,583 on my pants. 600 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,583 - Been there. 601 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:24,792 - Hey, why are you here? 602 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,125 - Here's a better question. 603 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,542 Why did Jana Tetrazini 604 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,959 lose half of her subscribers 605 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,375 in the past two days? 606 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,875 - How do you know that? 607 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,500 - Because I caused it 608 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,500 with a little video I posted. 609 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:42,542 Check this out. 610 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,375 Cold Yoga? 611 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:48,250 Cold Death. 612 00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:49,458 These innocent kids 613 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,500 tried cold yoga 614 00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:52,542 and their bodies 615 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:55,875 will never be the same. 616 00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:57,834 Look at the pain. 617 00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:59,542 - Why? 618 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,291 - The sorrow. 619 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,166 - Grr. 620 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,125 The vomit. 621 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,208 All because someone... 622 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,917 someone evil told them that 623 00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,542 cold yoga was a good idea. 624 00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:15,959 That person? 625 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,458 Jana Tetrazini. 626 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,542 Click here to unsubscribe 627 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,750 from Jana Tetrazini's videos 628 00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:24,792 or else this could be you. 629 00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,625 - [ crying ] 630 00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:34,375 - That's amazing. 631 00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:36,041 I... 632 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,959 I don't even know what to say. 633 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,542 - I think you should say, 634 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:42,125 "Jasper's awesome and now 635 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,208 "I'm going to sit here 636 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,250 "and think about how and why 637 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:49,083 Jasper's so awesome." 638 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,750 - I don't want to say that. 639 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:52,875 - Oh, then maybe 640 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,000 I'll just take my video down. 641 00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,125 - Wait. 642 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,458 Jasper's awesome. 643 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,834 And now I'm going to sit here 644 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,792 and think about how and why 645 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:03,458 Jasper is so awesome. 646 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,625 - Namaste. 647 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:09,458 - Well... 648 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,959 I'm completely out of pants. 649 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,625 - Been there. 650 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,458 - But I'm pretty sure 651 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,542 Jeff meant to knock twice. 652 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,125 Anyway, 30 minutes later 653 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,083 he was in jail 654 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,000 and the huge tuna fish 655 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,291 was back at Sushi Dushi. 656 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,875 - Good. 657 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:29,417 You know, I'm proud of you guys. 658 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,208 - Aw, thanks, Ray. 659 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,250 - Thanks, man. 660 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,041 - I'll bet those employees 661 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,000 at Sushi Dushi 662 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:33,959 must've been thrilled 663 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,875 when you finally let them 664 00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:35,667 out of that fridge. 665 00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:41,542 - Oh. 666 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:42,583 Yeah. Yeah. 667 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,417 - It was a magical moment. 668 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:45,542 - Yeah. 669 00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,166 - Well, fantastic work, guys. 670 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,250 Now I'm going to head down 671 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,208 to the man cave and install 672 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,625 a mirror in my shower. 673 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:52,458 - Okay. 674 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,083 - You have fun. 675 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,458 - I got to get those people 676 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,792 out of that fridge. 677 00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:57,959 - Hurry! 678 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,083 And if they're still alive, 679 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,542 bring back some sushi! 680 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:02,166 - Will do! 681 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,500 [ oven bell ]