- Previously,
on "Henry Danger"...
- Please delete my thumbprint
from Henry's locker.
- We're not going to be
sharing a locker anymore.
- What's on your head?
- A glass hat.
Did you use my glass hat
as a bowl?
- Uh...
- Oh.
- I thought Bianca got cast
on that reality show,
"Kids in the Woods."
- No, no, that was Chloe.
- Another girl Henry
used to like.
- I'm going to find Bianca
and I'm gonna tell her
that I lo--
that I like her.
- I thought you were
done with Bianca.
- I was, but I called her
and she's coming here tonight.
- Why?
- So I can get back together
with her.
- Is that a glass hat?
- The last real one in America.
[ doorbell rings ]
- That's Bianca.
You guys have to leave before--
Chloe?
- I'm back from the woods.
- Henry!
You smashed
my replacement glass hat.
- Yeah, why don't I hang
onto this until you calm down?
- Chloe...
I thought you were still
in the woods doing your TV show.
- Nah, we just wrapped
season one last week.
- Whoa. Hold on.
You're the Chloe
from the TV show,
"Kids In The Woods"?
- Yeah, she is, but--
- And she's Henry's
ex-girlfriend.
- All right, let's not talk
about who dated who.
- Chloe, stay right there
and don't move.
I got to go get my good camera.
- No, Piper,
don't go get your...
I can't control her.
- You know, Bianca's going
to be here any second.
- I know. Shh.
- Fine, I'll just sit back
and wait for the fun.
- So...
Oh.
- Wow.
What are the flowers
and candles for?
- Uh...
I...
- Hello?
- And here comes the fun.
- Bianca.
- Why'd you ask me
to come here?
- Well, you see,
I didn't know that--
- Chloe?
- Hey, Bianca.
- I didn't know
you were back in town.
- Neither did Henry.
- I've got my good camera.
Chloe, fix your makeup.
- I'm not wearing makeup.
- Yeah, that's my point.
- Did I come at a bad time?
- No.
No, nothing's bad.
Bianca, let's go outside.
- Why?
- So I can show you my porch.
- It's a quality porch.
- So...
you're back together with Chloe?
- No. Oh no.
- Oh, so you had no idea
she was coming here,
and she just showed up?
- That's exactly what happened.
- Henry...
- Listen...
I asked you here tonight
because I've been thinking.
- Hey, Hen.
- What?
- Chloe didn't bring
any makeup, so Piper
wants to know if Bianca
has any she can borrow.
- Dude.
- Sure.
It's in my purse.
Just give it to her.
- Thanks.
Chloe, I got her makeup.
- Okay.
I've been thinking
about you and me.
- Hey.
Chloe's cold.
- So?
- Well, I see Bianca's
wearing a jacket.
- Oh, here.
- Thanks, B.
Chloe, I got her jacket.
- Better talk fast
before he comes back.
- Okay.
I was wrong to tell you
that I didn't want to be
boyfriend and girlfriend
and I'm sorry,
and I really like you,
and, also, I'd be really happy
if you'd be my date
to the Meat Ball.
- The jacket
fits her perfectly.
- Get off my porch.
- You really want
to take me to the Meat Ball?
- Yeah.
- And so...
does that mean you want us
to be, like, a thing?
- I'll be your thing
if you'll be my thing.
- Well, then,
should we make it official?
- Maybe we should.
- Okay.
Let's update
our relationship status.
- Let's do it.
- It all just kind of happened.
- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
- I wanted an after-school job.
- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Aah!
- I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
- I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
who call me...
- And he turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart...
- Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
- And...
[ both ] in a relationship.
- Wait.
So, why is Chloe in your house?
- I don't know.
I'm going to go find out.
- Okay.
But don't forget
the three-foot rule.
- I promise to always stay
at least three feet
away from Chloe
and all other girls
that might like me
that are not you.
- Thank you.
Say it again.
- Now, hold this up and say,
"Hey, I'm Chloe
"from 'Kids In The Woods'
"and this is my ceramic bunny,
which you should buy."
- And why am I saying that?
- So I can sell it online.
- You're a celebrity now.
- Yeah.
Idiots will pay a fortune
for stuff they think
was owned by a famous person.
- But why should I...
- Action!
- Hey. I'm Chloe
from "Kids In The Woods"
and this is my ceramic bunny,
which you should buy.
Was that good?
- Eh.
- Hey, guys.
And Chloe.
- What's up?
- Hey, Henry, what's up?
- Hi, Henry.
- So, I hear you and Bianca
are officially
in a relationship now.
- How'd you know that?
- We saw your status updates.
- Yeah.
So, Chloe...
maybe you and I should talk?
- Sure.
- Action!
- I need you guys to leave
so I can talk to Chloe alone.
- Henry, it's cool.
You can relax.
I'm not going to bite you.
- Right, I know.
It's just...
- 3 foot rule?
- Yeah.
- Look, I didn't come here
to get back together with you.
- Oh.
Well, great.
Why not?
I mean, why did you come here?
- Okay, well, see,
I don't know yet
if they're going
to make another season
of "Kids In The Woods."
- They better.
- We have to find out
if Kevin was killed
by that bear.
- And if Darlene's going
to lose her foot.
- You guys.
- Anyway, I thought
of a really great way
to help me get publicity,
which would also help
"Kids In The Woods"
get picked up
for another season.
- So, what's your plan?
- To post a message online
asking Kid Danger to be my date
to the Meat Ball.
- What?
- And the fun keeps coming.
- I mean, I don't know
if he'll say yes.
- Right, I doubt he will.
- Well, that's why I'm here.
Piper, are you still
the President
of Captain Man's fan club?
- Yeah, the Man Fans.
Why?
- Well, I was hoping
if you could help me get--
- Uh, sorry, but can I have
my purse and jacket back?
- Oh.
Sure.
I hope you don't mind
that I'm here.
- No, it's totally fine.
Three feet.
- Begin.
So, I saw that Kid Danger
was trending
all over the internet.
- Yeah.
You know my kind of
ex-girlfriend, Chloe?
- The one who's
on "Kids In The Woods" now?
- Yeah.
She wants me--
well, she wants Kid Danger
to take her to the Meat Ball
so she can get publicity
for her show.
Ow.
- So, you going to take her?
- No, I can't. Ow.
Ow.
Because I'm taking Bianca,
as me.
- Well, why not take
both girls? Ow.
- Because there's only...
one me.
- Not exactly.
There's two of you.
There's Henry.
Ow.
- [ laughs ]
- And Kid Danger.
- So you're saying I should
take Bianca as myself
and Chloe as Kid Danger?
- Exactly.
- That does it.
- [ both ] Ow, ow, ow.
- Dang.
- What is the matter with you?
- Henry is not going
to take two girls
to the same party.
- But he can, because--
- No.
I've seen this happen
on a dozen bad TV shows.
And it never works.
- But that's just
bad television.
This is very different.
- So, what should I do?
- Okay, you start off the party
taking Chloe as Kid Danger.
- Okay.
- Don't do it.
- People take a bunch of pics,
post them online, so she gets
the publicity that she wants.
- Right.
- Wrong.
- Then, after a few minutes,
I'll call you up as Captain Man
and make up some big emergency
that I need your help with.
- Please no.
- And then I leave,
change back into my normal self.
- Yep.
- Nope.
- And I spend the rest
of the Meat Ball with Bianca.
- It's perfect.
- I'm doing it.
- I'm liking it.
- I'm going home.
- Hey, Jasper.
- Oh, hi, Bianca.
Oh, this lamb is so good.
Sniff it.
- Yeah, that smells great.
Thanks.
- Sure.
Where's Henry?
- Oh, his boss made him
work late at Junk-N-Stuff,
so he said he'd meet me here.
- Classic Henry.
- Attention!
Attention, everyone!
So, we have a couple
of very special guests tonight.
One is Chloe Hartman
from the cast
of "Kids in the Woods."
And even more exciting,
we have Swellview's
favorite young man...
Kid Danger.
[ phone ringing ]
- Ah, I wonder
why my phone is ringing.
Excuse me.
- Yeah, sure.
- Hello?
- Hey, Kid Danger,
it's your old pal,
Captain Man here,
calling with a fake emergency.
Nee ner, nee ner, nee ner.
- Yes, Captain Man.
[ crowd gasps ]
Kid Danger here.
I assume all is well.
- Nope.
There is a big emergency
at the blah dee, bloo dee boo.
- Uh-oh.
What's the emergency?
- A blah, blah, blah.
Oh, my pants are wet.
A dog vomited on my shoe.
[ blows zerbert ]
- All right.
I'll get there as fast as I can.
[ crowd groans ]
- [ gibberish ]
Poopi noopi doopi joopi.
- What's wrong?
- [ sighs ] I'm so sorry,
but there's an emergency
and Captain Man needs me,
so I got to leave.
[ crowd groans ]
- No you don't.
- Chief Sullivan,
what are you doing--
- As the police chief
of Swellview,
and as one of your chaperones
here at the Meat Ball,
I say you deserve
to stay right here
and party with us all night.
[ cheering ]
- That's really nice,
but Captain Man needs me.
- Which is why I'm going
to send every police officer
in Swellview to assist him
right now.
[ crowd oohs ]
And that means...
He can stay.
- [ crowd ] He can stay.
He can stay.
- Yay, you can
stay here with me.
- [ crowd ] He can stay.
- Yay.
- [ crowd ] He can stay.
He can stay.
- And yay.
- [ crowd ] He can stay.
He can stay.
- Hello, Miss.
I need to talk to you.
- Hang on.
David's telling me a funny story
about the time he got stuck
on a Ferris wheel.
Go ahead, David.
- I have a big problem.
- Yeah, I told you,
if you tried to bring
two different girls
to this Meat Ball,
something was going to go wrong.
- Well, it did.
- Dur.
- This is not a time
to "dur" at me.
- Where's Chloe now?
- Jasper took her over there
to show her
how to bob for meatballs.
- And then you bend over,
stick your face in the tub,
and try to get
a meatball in your mouth.
- And if you succeed, you win
one of these fabulous prizes.
- Aw, look at that stuffed cow.
- You like that stuffed cow?
- Uh...
- Then I swear I'm going
to win it for you.
Can I go next?
- You can
if you give me a dollar.
- I really don't care.
- Come on, Bianca's over there
wondering where Henry is,
and she's probably
starting to hate me.
So will you please
tell me what to do?
- Well, if I remember
my bad television correctly...
- Yeah?
- You should give Chloe
some excuse,
then leave for a minute.
- Okay.
- Then change back
into your Henry self
and find Bianca.
- Yeah.
Then just keep switching
back and forth
between Kid Danger and Henry
for the rest of the party.
- And that'll work?
- No.
- What? Why not?
- Because it's never worked
on any of the bad TV shows
I've ever seen.
- Okay, you need to start
watching better television.
- Hey, Charlotte.
Do you have any idea
where Henry is?
He's over an hour late.
- No, sorry.
But maybe Kid Danger
should go search the school
and see if he can find Henry.
- Yes, I should.
I'll go see if I can find
this Henry guy for you.
- But you don't know
what he looks like.
- That is true.
- So I'll go with you.
- Great. No.
I mean...
I mean, you can't because I--
- Hey, guys, what goes on?
- Mm.
- Henry is missing,
so Kid Danger and I
are going to go look for him.
- Oh, well, I'll come
with you guys.
- No.
I mean, thank you.
Oh.
- I said don't do it.
- Henry?
Henry, are you here?
Henry?
Well, he doesn't seem
to be here, so why don't you two
give up and walk away?
- Here.
I'll try calling him again.
- No.
- Why not?
- Because...
Oh my God.
- Why did you just scream?
- Quick, into the closet.
[ all talking at once ]
- Hey, this is weird!
- Hey, what's wrong with you?
- Let us out!
- Uh...
I can't because
there's a very bad guy out here.
- Who?
- [ lowered voice ]
That's it, Kid Danger,
you're done.
[ higher voice ] I'm not done.
You're done.
[ screaming ]
[ grunting ]
Quit it! Die!
You're going to pay for that!
[ grunting ]
- Kid Danger, are you okay?
- Hello?
- Aah.
- Jeez, kid,
you can't get one meatball?
- Why does the water
have to be boiling?
- To keep the meatballs warm.
Go again.
- So, you were at the top of the
Ferris wheel?
Is that necessary?
- I did a bad thing.
- Aw, man, what now?
- I panicked, so I threw Chloe
and Bianca in the closet
and locked them inside.
- Are they alive?
- Yes.
I told them
I was protecting them
from some evil villain
so I could buy some time.
- Well, did you take their cell
phones away from them?
- No, why?
- Because if they think
that you, Kid Danger,
are in a fight
with some evil guy,
what do you think
they're going to do?
- Pray to the Lord?
- No.
They're going
to call Captain Man
and then Ray's going to think
there's some real bad guy here
trying to hurt you.
- I got to go get their phones.
Wait.
I can't go get their phones.
- Why not?
- Because if they see me
they'll know I'm not fighting
some bad guy.
- Okay, then,
go to the drama room.
- The drama room, okay,
then what?
- Then find some disguise
that makes you look like
an evil bad guy.
- Evil disguise. I got it.
Then what?
- Then as the bad guy,
go open the closet
and take their phones.
Take their phones.
Okay.
Then what?
- Never ask me the question
"then what" ever again.
- Understood.
Aah! Get away from the door!
[ screaming ]
Give me your phones
or I will destroy you!
- Get away from us.
- Or maybe I'll destroy you.
- Oh, jeez.
- Captain Man.
- Thank god.
- Now, I don't know
who you are, but if you're done
terrorizing these teenage girls,
I'm going to rip you apart.
- Yeah.
- Get him, Captain Man.
- No need to get me.
I give up.
- I'm going to beat you
until your mama feels it.
- But this was
just a misunderstanding.
- Then tell me
where Kid Danger is.
- Uh, that's kind of
a long story.
Oh, oh, oh, darn, I'm urinating.
- What? Ew.
- You girls stay here.
All right,
you diseased piece of--
Henry?
- Shh.
- What are you doing?
- Your stupid plan
did not work.
- Really?
See, that surprises me
because I thought--
- Be quiet.
Just get me away
from Bianca and Chloe
so I can come back here as Henry
before Bianca hates me forever.
I'm defeated.
You've won.
- That's right.
Okay, girls.
I'm going to take this piece
of garbage out of here
and spank him until he tells me
where Kid Danger is.
- Yeah, come on, let's go.
- Wow.
- You know, I'm going
to go back to the party.
- Okay.
I'm going to try Henry again.
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
[ phone ringing ]
- Sorry I'm late.
Wow. You look fantastic.
- Where have you been?
- Well, actually, I got here,
like, two hours ago,
but then this weird guy
wearing striped pants and a mask
jumped me in the parking lot.
- Oh my god, that's the guy
who beat up Kid Danger
while Chloe and I were locked
in that closet.
- What?
- Yeah.
Captain Man just took him away.
- Aw, man, I missed it?
- Well...
I'm just glad you're okay.
- Thanks.
- So...
what do you want to do?
- I want to go to a party
with a beautiful girl...
and have some meat.
- Chloe!
Chloe!
I won you the cow!
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm...