When is he going to get here?
I don't know. I'm not in charge
of when guys get here.
[laughs]
Well, did you
make an appointment?
Not exactly.
Of course you didn't.
Because you can't commit
to anything.
That's not true.
I'm committed
to finishing this banana.
[laughs]
- Hey ho..
Here I am.
Good. Please delete my
thumbprint from Henry's locker.
- Yeah. We're not going to be
sharing a locker anymore.
You want me
to act surprised?
Because I'm not.
[laughs]
Why are you not surprised?
Let me guess.
She wants you two
to be boyfriend and girlfriend,
but you're not ready,
so she's moving out.
Is that about it?
- That's not exactly it.
- That's exactly it.
- I thought so.
Look, Bianca, I'm almost
finished with this banana I
committed to eating.
- Hey, Henry.
You want a mango?
- Yes.
[laughs]
Uh, you can't just bite
into a mango.
You have to peel it first.
I...
do what I want.
[laughs]
You want to spit it out
into my pocket?
God, yes.
[laughs]
And then Bianca said
she didn't want to be
my locker buddy anymore
just because I said
I wasn't sure I want
to be boyfriend and girlfriend.
Can you believe that?
- Yes.
- I know.
Wait, wait, yes?
[laughs]
Yeah.
I'm on Bianca's side here.
No.
No, that's the wrong side
for you to be on.
[laughs]
What's on your head?
A glass hat.
I just got it.
Oh, I've heard
of those.
What is a glass hat?
It's a hat...
made of glass.
[laughs]
A lot of celebrities
are wearing them.
Okay. Well, congrats
on your glass hat,
but Charlotte and I are having--
Guess what?
- What?
- Don't care.
[laughs]
[sighs]
Okay, I can't believe
you're taking Bianca's side.
Henry, you don't share
a locker with a girl
unless you're really
into that girl.
I was into Bianca.
But you wanted to leave
your options open for...
I...
I don't know
what you're talking about.
[laughs]
I'm talking...
I'm talking about your
Wall Dog friend, Veronika.
Your pretty little graffiti girl
who you like to kiss.
That...
that was undercover kissing.
What?
I was being Kid Danger
and my job was to get
information from her.
And what information
were you trying to find out?
What her mouth tastes like?
[laughs]
Aah!
There's a smudge on my hat.
Hey, where's the glass cleaner?
Ah, check the garage.
[Piper sighs]
Okay, this whole thing
is about Bianca, not Veronika.
Uh-huh. And when was
the last time you saw Veronika?
I don't know.
Maybe last week, once...
or three times.
I don't remember.
[laughs]
[Jasper]
Hey, Charlotte.
Henry,
I've been thinking
about your mom's chili all day.
[laughs]
Okay.
Is there any left?
Can I have some?
Yeah, there's some left
in the fridge.
Awesome.
Chili, chili, chili, chili.
You know, I don't think
you're being very fair here.
[Charlotte]
Henry, I know you.
You want both girls.
You want to have your cake
and kiss it, too.
No, I just want...
I just want my freedom
because this is America.
Oh my God.
[Henry]
What?
[Charlotte]
Come on.
[Henry]
It's true.
And I have the right to go out
with more than one girl.
I think it's even
in the Constitution,
or the Torah, or something.
[laughs]
[Charlotte]
Okay, then. Fine.
You want your freedom
from Bianca,
so now she gets
her freedom from you.
[Henry]
You know what? You're right.
It's good Bianca and I broke up.
Because that way
I get my options,
she gets her options,
and now I have more room
in my locker for sports balls.
[laughs]
Where's my glass hat?
Your glass hat?
Yeah. I left it right here.
Did you see it?
I saw a bowl.
[Piper]
A bowl.
Did you use my glass hat
as a bowl?
Uh...
Where is it?
It's in the microwave.
What?
It's not microwave safe.
Well, how was
I supposed to know?
[explosion]
[grunting]
[laughs]
I'm sorry I broke your hat.
[laughs]
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
[Captain Man]
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
[Henry]
I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
[Captain Man]
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
who call me...
[Henry]
And he turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
[Captain Man]
I needed a sidekick.
[Henry] I, Henry Hart...
[Captain Man]
Pledge to never ever ever...
tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
It is done.
[Henry]
Now we blow bubbles.
[Captain Man]
And fight crime.
[Henry]
Feels good.
♪♪♪
Call it.
Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
[Captain Man]
Ha!
Aah!
[laughs]
Hi.
Where'd you come from?
Doesn't matter.
Because you look cute.
I was going for cute.
[laughs]
So, why don't we take a walk
by Swellview Pond
and then we can--
- Wh--
Are those cans
of spray paint?
Yeah, so?
You promised me.
No more graffiti.
Uh-huh.
You know,
I could've taken you to jail
with the rest of the Wall Dogs.
I know.
But I let you go
on the condition
that you'd stop
spraying graffiti
all over Swellview and...
and that feels really good.
[laughs]
Yeah.
We should probably kiss.
Well, then it's a good thing
I brought my lips.
[laughs]
[Man]
Hey!
You kids!
Were you two about to kiss?
Yeah, pretty much.
I don't know. Maybe.
Well, stop it!
This is a park,
not some kissatorium!
[laughs]
Sir...
this park is for all citizens
of Swellview to use and enjoy
and if this young lady
and I want to kiss,
then we have every right to--
[laughs]
Let's go somewhere else.
[laughs]
That's right!
Just cross off!
And sadly,
according to city officials,
there were no survivors.
Got to be more careful.
[laughs]
In other news...
yesterday, Swellview's own
Captain Man was attacked again
by the elderly woman who's come
to be known as "The Mad Granny."
It happened at a junior
high school yesterday
as Captain Man
was speaking to kids
about the importance
of climate change.
You see, climate
is like our weather.
And when it comes to weather,
the last thing
you want is change.
Because change is bad.
Now, sometimes change
can be good
like changing your underwear.
That helps everyone.
But with climate,
change is our enemy.
Ow! What the--
Aah! Aah!
[laughing]
Anyway, speaking of
Captain Man,
he'll be on hand tomorrow
in Swellview Park,
where the Vice Mayor will be
hosting the official dedication
of Swellview's
first public bathroom
that was built
way back in 1898.
Mary, you know
that bathroom.
I do.
So many memories.
[laughs]
Stop being so paranoid.
Oh, easy for you to say.
You don't have a crazy old lady
running around,
whacking you with an umbrella.
[laughs]
Relax.
I'm here.
I'm watching
everything like a hawk.
[laughs]
Stop that!
Now, go.
Survey the park.
Make sure the Mad Granny's
not here.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll take some popcorn
in a souvenir toilet.
[laughs]
[Kid Danger]
Bianca?
She's feeding him popcorn.
Uh-huh.
It was funny.
Uh, pardon me.
Ohy are you interrupting--
Ooh.
[Vice Major]
All right.
Thank you for being here
to witness
this official dedication
of our city's very first public
restroom built way back in 1898.
[cheers and applause]
And now I give you
our very own Captain Man.
[cheers and applause]
Oh God, the Mad Granny!
Eat this, lady!
[screaming]
This isn't the Mad Granny.
It's my mother.
[laughs]
Oh. Well, then...
No need to apologize.
[laughs]
Look.
Bianca's over there
feeding popcorn to some guy.
Oh, you mean Blake?
I don't know.
He's some dude
in a red shirt with--
Who the heck is Blake?
He moved to Swellview
about two weeks ago.
Super nice guy.
Who cares if he's nice?
[laughs]
She can't be with him.
Why not? You said you wanted
your freedom.
I don't remember saying that.
You said,
"This is America.
"I want freedom.
And I have the right to go
with any girl I want."
Well, yeah.
But that applies to me,
not Bianca.
Oh, so you get your freedom,
but Bianca should just sit
at home alone doing nothing.
Thank you.
[laughs]
Can I go ahead
and get started?
Yeah, sure.
Thank you.
[clears throat]
Bathrooms go by many names.
Such as, the restroom.
The John.
The head.
The potty. The loo.
The toidy.
Tinkle Town.
Poo corner.
[laughs]
The lavatory.
Hey, Piper. Piper.
You know where
there's a bathroom?
Don't talk to me.
You broke my glass hat.
I said I was sorry.
Now, come on.
I really need a bathroom.
There's one over there.
That's the one
they're dedicating.
They won't let anyone
go in there.
Okay, just go around the back
and use the girls' bathroom.
But that's for girls.
I'll get in trouble
if I go in there.
No.
I'll come stand guard
and let you know
if someone's coming.
Okay. Thanks. Come on.
[Captain Man]
It was 30 years ago, my dad had
taken me fishing.
Oh, man.
What?
The guy Blarf just whispered
something in Bianca's ear
and she laughed.
[laughs]
His name is Blake.
I pronounce it "Blarf."
[laughs]
[grunting]
[Captain Man]
That's when my dad told me
about Swellview's oldest
public restroom.
[laughs]
This bathroom was a--
Ah, great.
Now their elbows are touching.
What do they think this is,
their honeymoon?
[laughs]
Uh, Kid Danger,
isn't that the Mad Granny?
We must all be thankful.
Uh-oh.
And in the words of the great
Sammy Davis Junior--
[screaming]
Come on.
Ugh.
He's in there.
I told him
it was for ladies only,
but he went in anyway.
And I think he has a knife.
[laughs]
[screams]
That's for my glass hat.
[laughs]
[grunting]
I'm okay. I'm okay.
Hey. Don't worry.
I'm here.
Thanks.
[laughs]
I had to go.
Nobody else was
even in there.
And I had my eyes closed.
Piper!
Piper, where are you?
Piper!
I don't even want to know.
[laughs]
[Captain Man]
We must all be thankful.
And in the words
of the great Sammy
[slow motion]
Davis Junior, about--
Oh!
See, what we learned there is
that when an old lady
wants to beat me
and you're not paying attention,
what happens to old Ray?
You get beaten.
I'm sorry,
what was that?
- You get beaten.
- I get beaten. Yeah.
[slow motion grunting]
And the beat goes on.
[laughs]
You know, Henry,
when I picked you
as my sidekick,
it was because I thought
I could always count on you
to be by my side.
I mean, it's in the name,
"sidekick."
[laughs]
Why'd you let me down?
Because I...
I saw Bianca there.
Bianca?
What, that girl you used to go
out with who was there yesterday
with that super
handsome new guy?
He's not super handsome.
I was told
he's super handsome.
Who told you that?
[laughs]
Wait.
I thought Bianca got cast
on that reality show,
"Kids in the Woods."
No, no, that was Chloe.
Another girl Henry
used to like.
Hey, you can't blame me
for the Chloe thing.
She's the one
who left me for the woods.
[laughs]
Fine, but you're the one who
messed things up with Bianca.
I'm over Bianca.
Then why do you care
if she's with another guy?
Because I love her. What?
Oh, life is hard.
[laughs]
You know what?
I don't care what girl or girls
you want to hang out with.
I mean, look, nobody knows
the joy of many girls
better than I do.
[laughs]
But when you're Kid Danger,
you have a responsibility.
Don't let me down again.
[sighs]
All right.
I know what I'm going to do.
What?
I'm going to find Bianca
and I'm going to tell
her that I lo--
That I like her.
Good, do it.
I'm going to.
Right after you tell that
Wall Dog girl
you're not going
to see her anymore.
Mm.
What?
I can't tell Veronika
I don't want to see her anymore.
Why can't you?
Because if I do,
then she'll try to kiss me
and that's when
my brain goes dumb.
[laughs]
All right.
Give me your wrist.
Why are you holding my--
Ow!
You slapped me with my own hand.
Yeah, now, man up.
Go tell Veronika
you're done with her
so you can get Bianca back
before it's too late.
Okay.
Or maybe I could just--
Ow!
All right.
[laughs]
And see, there's this
other girl that I really like
and she really likes me and...
You know, I feel like
you're not listening.
And done.
What's done?
[laughs]
It's you and me together
on a boat.
But Veronika...
You don't like the boat?
I don't care about the boat.
I can make it a truck.
It's not about the vehicle.
[laughs]
I'm saying I can't come
meet you anymore
because I like someone else.
Oh yeah?
Is she prettier than me?
I don't know.
I mean, that's like asking,
what's prettier,
pizza or ice cream?
Because pizza's pretty.
But ice cream
is also attractive.
Hold it right there!
[whistle]
Let go of me.
What are you doing?
Stop it. Let go.
How did you know
she was the Mad Granny?
We were just--
What?
She's the Mad Granny.
Right.
I know that.
But how'd you know like I did?
We got her DNA
off the umbrella
she dropped
at the bathroom ceremony
and then we tracked her here.
How'd you find her?
You know...
the usual ways.
Hey!
Leave my backpack alone!
No!
[laughs]
Looks like we got
a granny wig.
Ugh.
A granny dress.
Ugh.
And granny panties.
Ugh.
[laughs]
What have you got
against Captain Man?
Yeah, why've you been
dressing up like an old lady
and whacking him
with an umbrella?
For revenge.
Because it's Captain Man's fault
all the other Wall Dogs
are in jail.
Well, now that's
where you're going.
To jail.
Let's take her
out of here.
Yeah, I get it.
[laughs]
So...
You and me?
We're over.
[laughs]
Hey, are there
any more candles?
- Yeah, I got two more.
- Cool, put them
on the coffee table.
- Okay. You go get the flowers
from the counter.
- Where do I put the flowers?
- Just put them anywhere.
Hey, guys.
Jasper?
What are you doing here?
We thought you were
locked up in juvy for wazzing in
the ladies' room.
I was, but my mom
bailed me out.
Well, that's great,
but you got to leave.
Bianca's going to be here
any second.
Wait, I thought you
were done with Bianca.
I was, but I called her
and she's coming here tonight.
Why?
So I can get
back together with her.
And just her.
Cool, but I need
to talk to Piper.
No, you can yell
at Piper later.
I'm not going to yell at her.
Look, it was my fault
that I broke
her glass hat, so...
voila.
Whoa.
You found her
another glass hat?
Yeah. I met this kid in juvy
who hooked me up.
It's the last one in America.
It cost me 200 bucks.
Aw, that's so sweet of you.
Thanks.
Now, where's Piper?
Oh, she went next door
to borrow a sledgehammer.
So, why don't you come back
tomorrow after school
and then we can--
- Wait-wait, what about her--
Hey, I got it.
Hey, Piper.
Jasper?
I thought the cops
took you to jail.
They did, but--
Wait.
Is that a glass hat?
Yeah, it is.
Jasper brought it for you.
Wait, it's a real one?
Yep.
The last real one
in America.
[doorbell rings]
Aah!
Come in!
No.
That's Bianca.
You guys have to leave before--
Hey, Henry.
Chloe?
I'm back from the woods.
[hat shattering]
Henry!
[laughs]
♪♪♪
[oven bell]
Mmm...