Okay, next.
What is...
This?
That is...
Disgusting.
It's a human liver.
Which is disgusting.
- Okay, next we got...
One sec.
Hey, we're studying.
Do you want to fail
your biology test?
Wait, you got to see
this new reality show.
It's called,
"Celebrities in elevators
talking about breakfast."
Ugh.
This morning I had egg whites,
two bites of a banana,
and I had some--
- Hey, hey,
I'm going to let you finish,
but right now I want to say
I had pancakes for breakfast.
I'm a genius.
Okay, television isn't
even trying anymore.
Hey guys, did you hear?
Did you guys
watch the news tonight?
Why would we watch the news?
Do we look 40 years old?
The Wall Dogs
hit the Swellview Library.
- Really?
- There's a swellview library?
Yeah.
Aw. They shouldn't
spray paint a library.
Well, don't worry,
the cops are going
to catch them now.
(Jasper)
Look.
Hey, taggers, you're it.
That's right, Trent.
Last night, the graffiti gang
known as the Wall Dogs
struck Swellview's
public library,
spray painting
the entire south wall.
This is the ninth time
the Wall Dogs
have struck this month
and now the police
are fighting back.
True dat, Trent.
Police are now offering
a $10,000 reward
for anyone
who can provide information
leading to the arrest
of the Wall Dogs.
Did you seriously say,
"true dat?"
(laughs)
Did you hear that?
If we find the Wall Dogs
we'll get 10,000 bucks.
- Eh...
- I don't know.
Come on, I need the money.
For what?
I want to get
foot reduction surgery.
Dude, there's nothing wrong
with having huge feet.
Yeah there is.
They hurt when I jog.
They give me back problems.
And sometimes
when I talk to people,
I catch them staring down.
When do you ever jog?
Yeah, I've never seen you jog.
Whatever.
Come on.
Let's form a posse so we can
catch those Wall Dogs
and get the reward money.
Uh...
Nope.
No.
Just think about it.
Because I really think
that we could...
Charlotte?
Yeah?
My eyes are up here.
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
(Captain Man)
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
(Henry)
I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
(Captain Man)
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
who call me...
(Henry)
And he turned out to be...
Captain Man!now the name.
That's right, Henry.
(Captain Man)
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Captain Man)
I needed a sidekick.
(Henry)
I, Henry hart...
(Captain Man)
Pledge to never ever ever...
tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
It is done.ecret sidekick.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Captain Man)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
(music)
Up the tube!
(Henry)
Oh, my boot.
(Captain Man)
Ha!
Ugh.
You guys are late for work.
It's only 3:31.
We're one minute late.
Yeah.
You know how much crime
can happen in one minute?
No.
How much?
I don't know.
But none of us are going to rest
till we catch
these dang Wall Dogs.
Okay. Chill out.
It's just a graffiti gang.
That's right.
And graffiti is a crime.
Are you okay?
Because we don't get why you're
this upset about graffiti.
Do you want to get it?
Do you?
I don't know.
I really don't care either way.
It was 30 years ago.
It was long before
I was indestructible.
Oh, that day.
Yay. Yay.
What a great day this is.
Hey.
What's up?
Oh, hi.
My name's Ray.
Do you guys want to play?
Yeah.
We want to play.
Hey. Hey.
Do his playhouse.
(Kid)
Get it good.
No!
Not my playhouse!
Don't!
No graffiti!
This is something
I'll never forget!
I never forgot it.
Okay, well don't worry, man,
we'll find the Wall Dogs
and we'll stop them.
But they say
there's a bunch of them.
How are we going
to stop them all?
Easy.
You want to kill a snake,
what do you do?
Get a shotgun.
No. Jeez.
I meant, to stop the whole gang,
we just have to capture
the leader of the gang.
(Both)
Ah.
(elevator dings)
(Ray)
There.
Yikes.
(Henry)
Who's that?
- Van Del.
Watch.
I am Van Del,
pack leader of the Wall Dogs.
We are not criminals.
We are not animals.
We are artists.
And these...
These are our weapons
of artistic destruction.
Prepare to be sprayed.
(Woman)
Vanny!
You left your wet laundry
in the washing machine!
I- 'll move it in a minute, mom!
(sighs)
Edit that part out.
(Man)
Sure, no problem.
All right,
we know he has a mother
and a lazy editor.
(laughs)
Where's Oliver?
I don't know.
I'm just his friend.
I'm not in charge of the guy.
You help him get dressed
in the morning.
So?
He picks the clothes.
(doorbell rings)
Maybe that's him.
Hey, so how much money do we get
if we catch the Wall Dogs?
10,000 bucks.
Nice.
Hi.
Who's the feem?
She's my cousin.
Her name is Krisha.
She's a little weird.
Well, why'd you bring her?
Because we're searching
for the Wall Dogs,
and she has an amazing
sense of smell.
Smell?
Yeah.
Krisha, sniff Jasper's mouth.
(Oliver)
Tell us what he had for lunch.
(sniffs)
Chicken...
(sniffs)
Nuggets.
That's true.
Whoa.
Okay, she can join our posse.
Yeah, I thought so.
Sit on the couch.
Okay, now...
This map shows
southwest Swellview.
(Sydney)
Wait.
I think Krisha smells something.
(sniffing)
What is it, girl?
(sniffs)
Someone's coming.
(sniffs)
It's a child.
What makes you think--
Mom, I'm hungry!
Piper,
I'm trying to have a meeting.
Where's Henry?
At work.
He said I could have
my meeting here.
Why?
Because my parents
don't like young people.
All right,
meeting's over, get out.
Hey, hey, hey.
Get out.
Tell your story walking.
I can have a meeting here.
Get out, get out,
get out of here.
Go take a bath.
Fine.
But when we get the $10,000
I'm not going to show you
my new feet.
What $10,000?
The reward we're going
to get from the police.
When we catch the Wall Dogs.
All right, back inside.
Go sit down.
Sit. Sit down.
Sit.
Come on.
Sit down.
So, who's in charge
of this little group here?
I am.
Not anymore.
Yay.
I mean, boo.
(Kid Danger)
I don't think
the Wall Dogs are coming here.
Schwoz said they are.
Come on, it's after 2:00 A.M.
Let's go.
No.
Until those disgusting Wall Dogs
show up here and we catch them,
neither one of us
leaves this spot.
Now, wait here.
I got to go pee.
You just said
we can't leave this spot.
I've had a gallon of soda.
What goes in must come out.
Braw.
I'm the hand monster.
Grr.
(laughing)
Ah, it's fun to pretend.
(muffled voices)
Hey, come on,
let's tag the windmill.
(group chatters)
Freeze, Wall Dogs!
All right, now,
I only have
this one pair of handcuffs,
but Captain Man's going
to be back in a second
and he has more handcuffs.
So, until he gets here--
Hey, wait!
Hey, hey, hey!
Ha! Gotcha, dude!
Now, you better just--
Whoa, you're a girl dog.
Thanks for noticing.
Get him, Reeko!
Okay.
There was no Reeko.
Just let me go.
Where's Van del?
Who's Van Del?
You know, your leader.
Never heard of him.
Don't lie.
You guys have been running
around all over Swellview
messing up buildings.
Now, put your hands
behind your back.
Ugh.
You're such a Herbert.
I am not a Herbert.
What is a Herbert?
A dork.
Someone who's lame.
Someone who doesn't understand
what the Wall Dogs stand for,
which is artistic defiance.
Herbert.
Or...
Maybe you're just a punk
who runs around town at night
wearing your dark clothes
and dumb mask
spray painting stupid stuff
because you're a loser.
(crying)
All right.
Oh, I'm sorry, no.
I didn't mean what I said.
Okay hey.
Hey, come on.
Come on, whoa, what the--
Oh, dang it!
So, I got to go now.
Try not to miss me too much.
Or this handcuff key.
This isn't over.
You can run now,
but sooner or later
I'm going to find you.
Well, I'll make it easy for you.
Meet me tomorrow night,
midnight,
right under the Swellview sign.
Come alone.
Alone?
Hey, what are you--
No, you better not--
No, no, please don't.
Isn't that more fun
than fighting with me?
No.
Maybe.
Kind of. I can't be sure
unless you do it again.
Maybe I will tomorrow night
if you come alone.
But I...
Bye, Herbert.
Hey.
I'm done peeing.
(music)
(elevator dings)
Will you guys hurry up and get
these handcuffs off of me?
I've had an itch for an hour
and I can't scratch it.
Where's your itch?
We'll scratch it for you.
Eh, I don't think
you want to do that.
Hey,
give me one of my gum balls.
Start trying to pick the lock.
Yep.
Hang on.
I'm going to change back.
Okay, try to unlock me.
You know,
I don't understand you.
What did I do?
You let all the Wall Dogs
get away.
Hey, I caught one.
Till she tricked me
and handcuffed me
to this ball washer.
She?
You never said she was a girl.
Well, she was.
And she was really tough.
And pretty.
She had these...
These eyes...
And this face...
Oh, she had eyes and a face?
Well, at least we have
a description of her.
Why are you looking at me?
What's that on your lips?
I don't know.
Lip skin?
Sticky...
Strawberry.
Lip gloss?
Did you kiss that girl Wall Dog?
No.
She kissed me.
(Both)
Oh my God.
What?
You let your guard down
and you let a criminal escape
because the criminal
happened to be a pretty girl?
An extremely pretty girl.
There,
got the handcuffs off.
Ray, I'm sorry.
I really did try
to catch the Wall Dogs.
All right.
I just wish we had
more information.
Like where their hideout is
or where they're
going to strike next.
Did the girl that kissed you
say anything
that could help us find them?
Or find her?
Meet me tomorrow night,
midnight,
right under the Swellview sign.
Come alone.
No, she didn't say anything.
Really?
Because it looked like you were
thinking about something.
Yeah.
What were you thinking about?
Pizza.
Well,
it's about time you're back.
(panting)
(sighs)
Jasper?
Is that you?
(Krisha)
Look.
I caught a Wall Dog.
What?
I saw him painting
the house down the street.
That's because I'm a painter.
They're paying me
to paint the garage.
Shut up, Wall Dog.
He's not a Wall Dog.
That's a legit house painter.
Okay, you people were
supposed to find the Wall Dogs.
What happened?
Well, I was down
by the new jandy bridge
looking for the Wall Dogs
and a mean cat
chased me into the river.
(Piper)
Ugh.
Your story's lamer than his.
What happened to you?
I...
I was in Swellview Park...
And I thought I heard
somebody hiding in the bushes
so I reached in
and a snake bit my hand.
Okay, how can all three of you
be so incompetent?
Hi.
Where have you been?
In Henry's room
trying on his clothes.
Please take me to a hospital.
Okay.
Get up.
- (groans)
- Come on, all of you, get up.
Now, get out of here
and go find the Wall Dogs
so we can get the $10,000.
- Okay.
- I think I'm dying.
I'm serious.
Don't come back
without a Wall Dog.
- Okay.
- I'm dying.
I'm going, I'm going.
Hey!
Hello?
Girl?
Here, Wall Dog.
(whistles)
You know you could have
just walked up to me.
You came here alone, right?
Yeah, I'm alone.
Good to know.
Hey, I don't even
know your name.
Then why don't you guess?
Here's a hint, it's Veronika.
That's a pretty specific hint,
Veronika.
What's this for?
Let's go to work
on the Swellview sign.
What?
No, are you, crazy?
Are you really going
to be a Herbert?
I am not a Herbert.
This sign is
the property of our city,
and I'm not going to let you
do something illegal to it.
Oh, you think just
because something is illegal
means it's wrong?
Well, yeah.
I'm an artist.
The Wall Dogs are artists.
Don't you like artists?
Sure.
But why should
everyone in Swellview
be forced to look at your art?
Why am I forced to look
at giant billboards
advertising things
I don't want to buy?
Like diapers and lawyers?
Maybe some lawyers need diapers.
I don't know.
Maybe we should just kiss again.
(helicopter whirring)
A police helicopter?
You called the cops on me?
No, I did.
Captain Man?
You said you came alone.
I thought I did.
How'd you find me?
I followed you.
Then I hid
in those bushes over there
and watched you two kiss.
I know that sounds weird
but it's my job.
(Policeman)
Captain Man! Look!
We're up here!
I know!
(Policeman)
We're in the helicopter!
I know!
You shouldn't have come here.
And you shouldn't
have lied to me.
One of us has to protect
the city from trash like her.
All right, don't call her trash.
Trash.
She's not trash.
And you're not
taking her anywhere...
Old man.
How dare you.
You know I'm sensitive
about my age.
By the way, I'm only 34.
Now, she's going to jail.
Come here.
Get off me.
Leave her alone.
(grunting)
That was not okay.
Aah!
(grunting)
- Aah!
(Captain Man)
I'm okay.
You just pushed Captain Man
down a mountain.
Well, I couldn't let him
take you to jail.
Come on, we got to go.
But the helicopter has lights.
They'll follow us.
Not if I put out their lights.
Ha! Missed us!
Maybe you should aim.
Aah! He got it!
Fly away!
So, how does it feel being bad?
Feels good.
(Ding)
Mmm.