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♪♪

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(alarm ringing)

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Hey. How did it go?

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Oh, man,

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it was insane.

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It was nuts.

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Well, tell me.

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What happened?

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Okay. The news helicopter was

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flying around over Swellview,

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just going in circles.

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Because the helicopter pilot

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fell asleep at the controls.

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And did you guys figure out

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a way to wake him up?

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No.

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We just watched the helicopter

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fly around in circles.

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Until it ran out of gas and fell

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right down into the Jandy River.

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And you guys

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didn't do anything?

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I got video of it

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going down.

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What about the pilot?

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Was he hurt?

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No. Just wet.

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So very wet.

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(text message alert)

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Ugh. Another text

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from Jasper.

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That's 11 texts

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in the last hour.

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I got nine.

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Man, what's up

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with that Jasper kid?

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Doesn't he have

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any other friends?

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Well, yeah, but not the kind

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you'd be, you know, proud of.

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We're his best friends.

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But now because

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we work for you,

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we end up having to

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leave him alone all the time.

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I feel really bad

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for him.

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Yeah.

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You guys hungry?

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Who wants Greek food?

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Ray, we just told you

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about a real problem

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we have with our friend.

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And all you can say

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is "Who wants Greek food?"

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- Mmmm...

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Man,

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I love these "jye-rose."

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That's how you say it,

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you know, "jye-Rose."

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You try.

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(both)

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Jye-Rose.

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Perfect.

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Hey, so back to our problem

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with Jasper.

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(groans)

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Don't groan.

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He's our friend.

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Yeah, and it's not cool

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how we always have to lie to him

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and leave him all alone

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when you need us at work.

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Okay. Here's an idea.

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What?

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What you got?

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One night soon,

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we go to Jasper's house...

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Mm-hmm.

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We sneak into

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his room...

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Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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And we brain wipe

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his memory

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so he doesn't remember

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either one of you.

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What?

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No.

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Friends don't

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wipe friends' brains.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Pass the lamb balls.

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Fine.

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Poor lamb.

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Anyway,

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I got a better idea.

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What?

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I say that we just tell Jasper

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that I'm Kid Danger.

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That was charming.

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No!

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No, no, no, no.

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No, sir.

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Oh, why not?

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What's the worst thing

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that could happen?

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The worst thing is if Jasper

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blabs it all over the place,

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and then everyone in the world

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knows Henry's Kid Danger,

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and then bad guys follow him

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and find out he works here,

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so then they know

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how to find both of us,

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so then they could just

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blow up this whole place,

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and then they could also figure

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out where Henry's house is,

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which puts him and his whole

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family in major danger.

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Okay, but other than that?

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Nobody is going

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to tell Jasper

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or anyone else

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that Henry's Kid Danger.

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Come on, what if I promise

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you he'll keep the secret?

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You can't guarantee that.

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(Charlotte)

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All right.

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Why don't we just

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test Jasper and see?

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Yes. Good.

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What are you guys

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talking about?

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We'll make up some

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big old juicy secret.

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Ugh.

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And then if he keeps

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that secret for a week,

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we know we can trust him.

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What do you think?

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Okay.

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But I get to pick

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the fake secret.

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Sure.

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Done deal, man.

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Okay then.

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So, what secret do you

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want us to tell him?

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That you and Henry...

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are boyfriend

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and girlfriend.

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(both)

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Ewww!

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Hey!

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It all just

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kind of happened.

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My dad was

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an irresponsible scientist.

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I wanted an

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afterschool job.

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(Captain Man)

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And by accident,

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he made me indestructible.

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Ahhh!

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(Henry)

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I went to

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this crazy store

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and met a pretty

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interesting guy.

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I'm going

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to blow your mind.

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Now I protect the good

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citizens of Swellview.

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Who call me...

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(Henry)

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He turned out to be...

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(Captain Man)

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You know the name.

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Captain Man!

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That's right, Henry.

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In time, I realized

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that being a superhero

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is a lot to handle alone.

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He wanted some help.

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(Captain Man)

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I needed a sidekick.

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I, Henry Hart...

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(Captain Man)

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Pledge to never ever

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ever tell anyone...

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That I'm captain Man's

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secret sidekick.

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(Captain Man)

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It is done.

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(Henry)

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Now we blow bubbles.

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(Captain Man)

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And fight crime.

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(Henry)

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Feels good.

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Call it.

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Up the tubeee!

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Oh, my boot.

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(Captain Man)

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Ha!

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Okay. And you say

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this happens every morning?

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Yeah. I just walk by

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and the dog runs up to me,

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barking really loud,

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and he tries to bite me.

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And how does that

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make you feel?

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Um... Anxious?

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Freaked out?

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Sometimes pee

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runs down my leg.

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All right.

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Let's try something.

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(Boy)

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What?

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I'm going to pretend to be you.

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You pretend to be the dog.

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Now, bark at me

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like he barks at you.

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Okay. Woof, woof, woof.

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Woof, woof, woof.

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Bad dog.

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Bad dog. Bad dog!

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All right, I'm sorry!

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I'm sorry!

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You spanked me.

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That's right.

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In life sometimes you got to

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just face your fears,

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throw them over your lap,

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and spank them like

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it's your job.

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Yeeeah.

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Whatever you say.

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Good.

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I'll need $20.

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20? I thought it was going

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to be a lot less than 20--

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Okay, okay.

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Spank you later.

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Ah, jeez.

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- Piper, are you spanking

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your friends for money?

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Nah, that kid's

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not my friend.

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I'm a life coach.

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What is a life coach?

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(sighs)

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When people have problems

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in life, they come to me.

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I give them good advice.

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Then they give me money.

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Eh, I don't think

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that's a very good idea.

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Wow, dad.

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That's pretty negative.

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Oh.

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I didn't mean to be.

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What we mean to be

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doesn't matter.

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It's what we do be.

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Ohh.

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Hey.

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Why do you think I get so

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nervous in public restrooms?

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Well, there could be

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a lot of reasons for...

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Hey, what's that

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in your hand?

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Oh, I bought this

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for your mom to protect her

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when she's out

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at night alone.

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See, if a bad person

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bothers her,

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she just touches

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this to him and...

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(zapping)

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Cool.

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Is it deadly?

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No, no, no. It doesn't cause

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permanent damage.

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Oh.

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But it's extremely painful.

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Ohh.

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Okay, who's going to start?

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You start.

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No, you start.

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I don't want to start.

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It's my house,

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I make the rules.

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Well, why'd you ask me

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who's going to start

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if you knew

303
00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,144
you wanted me to start?

304
00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:57,894
Are you serious?

305
00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,729
(talking at once)

306
00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,022
Hey, guys!

307
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,941
Oh, hey, Jasper.

308
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,941
Hi there, Jasper.

309
00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,693
So, why'd you guys

310
00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,693
invite me to dinner?

311
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,738
Pfftt.

312
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,738
What do you mean "why"?

313
00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,407
(Charlotte)

314
00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,407
Friends don't need

315
00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,407
a reason

316
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,367
to invite a friend

317
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,367
for dinner, right?

318
00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:13,743
I guess.

319
00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:14,786
Although we do

320
00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:14,786
have a reason.

321
00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,703
There is a reason.

322
00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:17,122
(Henry)

323
00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:17,122
But first,

324
00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,333
did you see we made

325
00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,333
your favorite dinner?

326
00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,250
(gasps)

327
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,626
Fish sticks and peas.

328
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,963
Yeah. Sit down.

329
00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:30,927
Uh..

330
00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:35,307
So, we have something that

331
00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:35,307
we kind of want to tell you.

332
00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,185
But first,

333
00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,185
you have to promise,

334
00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:41,146
you got to swear that you'll

335
00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:41,146
never tell anyone this secret.

336
00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,315
No worries.

337
00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,315
I can keep a secret.

338
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,025
Can you?

339
00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,527
Yeah.

340
00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,196
I never told Charlotte you were

341
00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,196
the one who killed her goldfish.

342
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:50,989
What?

343
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,366
You did not

344
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,366
just say that!

345
00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,909
You killed Nemo?

346
00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,036
We're getting

347
00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,036
off track here.

348
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,042
Now, we want tell you

349
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,042
a big secret,

350
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,462
but you got to seriously swear

351
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,462
that you'll never tell anyone.

352
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:06,963
Ever, ever.

353
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,467
I swear on

354
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,467
Nemo's grave.

355
00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,135
Stop mentioning Nemo.

356
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,803
I can't believe

357
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,803
you killed him.

358
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,848
I tickled his back, he had a

359
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,848
stroke, it wasn't my fault!

360
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,022
Charlotte and I are boyfriend

361
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,022
and girlfriend.

362
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:29,777
You?

363
00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:31,946
She?

364
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:33,698
You and she?

365
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,575
You and him?

366
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,622
Dahhh!

367
00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:44,584
Aah.

368
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,294
What?

369
00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:48,755
It's true.

370
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,882
You guys are dating?

371
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,092
We are.

372
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,718
We're deep in love.

373
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,137
Wow.

374
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,682
So you guys, like,

375
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,682
kiss and stuff?

376
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,938
Mm-hmm.

377
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,938
We sure do.

378
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,023
We kiss a lot.

379
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:10,777
Can I see?

380
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,115
Well,

381
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,115
we can't kiss right now.

382
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:15,949
Why not?

383
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,369
Because Charlotte

384
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,369
has a mouth sore.

385
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,623
Ewww, gross.

386
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,708
Yeah, it's real gross.

387
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,752
Henry, why don't you take me

388
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,752
to the mouth doctor?

389
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,962
Sure, baby.

390
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,756
Wait, it's nighttime.

391
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,216
I think all

392
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,216
the doctors are closed.

393
00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,718
Remember, you promised

394
00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,718
that you'd never tell anyone

395
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,011
that we're boyfriend

396
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,011
and girlfriend.

397
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,514
Okay, but where are you

398
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,514
going to take Char--

399
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,228
At least I'm not the only one

400
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,228
who gets mouth sores.

401
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,440
Ow.

402
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,909
So, you guys told

403
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,909
Jasper yesterday, huh?

404
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,411
Yep.

405
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,411
We did.

406
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,537
Ha.

407
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,665
I bet he's already blabbed it

408
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,665
to every kid in your school

409
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,751
and if he did,

410
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,751
it meeeans

411
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,462
♪ I was right and

412
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,462
you were wrong ♪

413
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:11,963
♪ I was right

414
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:11,963
and you were wrong ♪

415
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,340
♪ I was right and you

416
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,340
were wrong ♪♪

417
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,299
Hey.

418
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,800
That song's

419
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,800
really repetitive.

420
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,930
(both)

421
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,930
Shh.

422
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,223
I wasn't talking.

423
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:24,809
Hey Jasper.

424
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,394
What are you doing here?

425
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,523
I can't stop thinking about what

426
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,523
you guys told me last night.

427
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,649
(both)

428
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,649
Shh.

429
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:31,858
(Jasper)

430
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:31,858
I didn't say anything.

431
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,944
But man, this secret

432
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,944
is hard to keep.

433
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,238
Ahem. Excuse me.

434
00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:38,657
Excuse me.

435
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,868
Henry, Charlotte,

436
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,868
I'm going to need you guys

437
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:46,289
to go down to the basement

438
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:46,289
and mop the walls.

439
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,502
Since when do we have

440
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,502
to mop the walls?

441
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,420
Since now.

442
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,798
But our friend

443
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,798
Jasper's here and--

444
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,924
Oh hey, no worries.

445
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,177
I'll keep your

446
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,177
little friend company.

447
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,402
I think something is up

448
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,402
with those two.

449
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,446
I don't know anything.

450
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:20,739
(Ray)

451
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:20,739
You sure?

452
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,244
They seem like,

453
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,244
I don't know,

454
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,912
like there's something

455
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,912
they're not telling me.

456
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,041
Well, I can't help you.

457
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:31,876
Oh, well.

458
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,961
Aah.

459
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,341
Oh, dear God.

460
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,341
What is that?

461
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:39,842
Oh, this?

462
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,555
This is just King Tut's

463
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,555
golden bucket.

464
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,391
It is?

465
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,391
I've read about that bucket.

466
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,351
It's over

467
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,351
3,000 years old.

468
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:49,852
Is it?

469
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,607
Cool. I'm just going to

470
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,607
sell it for 30 bucks.

471
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,484
Thirty? I could have

472
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,484
30 bucks by tomorrow.

473
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,195
I can sell

474
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,195
my grandmother's wheelchair.

475
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,074
So you'll really

476
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,074
sell it to me?

477
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:04,451
Uh...

478
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:06,453
No.

479
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:07,912
No?

480
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,749
<i>(Ray)</i>

481
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,749
<i>See, here's the thing,</i>

482
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,627
<i>I think you know something</i>

483
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,627
<i>about Henry and Charlotte.</i>

484
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,087
Liiike maybe a secret.

485
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,715
(groans)

486
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,050
Aw, Ray's playing dirty.

487
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,261
We should've made a rule

488
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,261
against bucket temptation.

489
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,765
<i>(Ray)</i>

490
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,765
<i>Yeah, I think Henry</i>

491
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,765
<i>and Charlotte have a secret,</i>

492
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,849
and I think you know

493
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,849
what it is.

494
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,020
And I'm not going to sell

495
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,020
King Tut's golden bucket

496
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,731
to a boy who would

497
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,731
keep secrets from me.

498
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,525
But that's not fair.

499
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,486
Mmm,

500
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,486
life isn't fair, son.

501
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,820
You know what life

502
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,820
often is?

503
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,656
What?

504
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,531
Unfair.

505
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,493
(groans)

506
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,619
Come on, jasp.

507
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,827
Stay strong.

508
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,455
<i>(Ray)</i>

509
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,455
<i>Just tell me</i>

510
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,455
<i>what you know.</i>

511
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,290
And you'll be

512
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,290
walking out of here

513
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:57,003
with King Tut's golden bucket

514
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:57,003
right in your sweaty hands.

515
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,632
Can I tell you a secret

516
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,632
about someone else?

517
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,549
No.

518
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,217
My mom steals butter

519
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,217
from restaurants.

520
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,177
Don't care.

521
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,219
Not surprised.

522
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,473
Will you please

523
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,473
sell me the bucket?

524
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,848
Tell me the secret.

525
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,811
(grunting)

526
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:19,192
(grunting)

527
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,786
You did the right thing

528
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,786
coming to me.

529
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,875
(groans)

530
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,752
Don't make that noise.

531
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:49,430
So, I have this really,

532
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:49,430
really big secret.

533
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:50,931
Big secret.

534
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:50,931
Okay.

535
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,144
And I promised

536
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,144
two friends of mine

537
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,855
that I would never

538
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,855
tell anyone.

539
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,566
Well, that's the tough thing

540
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,566
about secrets.

541
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,775
You know, keeping them.

542
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,403
I know.

543
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,530
But if I tell

544
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,530
someone the secret,

545
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,367
I will get something

546
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,367
I want so bad.

547
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,494
You got to

548
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,494
keep the secret.

549
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,705
Well, how do I resist

550
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,705
the temptation?

551
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,331
With this.

552
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,290
(zapping)

553
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,333
What's that?

554
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,960
This is a learning tool.

555
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,839
Give me your hand.

556
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,383
Okay, now what?

557
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,718
Tell me the secret.

558
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,428
But I'm not supposed to.

559
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,181
It's okay,

560
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,181
I'm a life coach.

561
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,268
Tell me the secret.

562
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,228
All right.

563
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,522
The secret is that--

564
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,148
(zapping)

565
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,148
Dahhh!

566
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,654
Ahh.

567
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,823
Why?

568
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,493
I'm helping you learn

569
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,493
to keep your secret

570
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,079
by causing you pain

571
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,079
when you try to tell it.

572
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,916
Ohhh.

573
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,959
All right,

574
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,959
I get it.

575
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:04,505
Good. Now...

576
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:04,505
Tell me the secret.

577
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,800
But I don't want

578
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,800
to get zapped again.

579
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,676
No, no,

580
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,676
we're done with that.

581
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,888
I just need to know your secret

582
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,888
so I can help you more.

583
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,264
Oh.

584
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,226
Okay, don't tell

585
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,226
anyone this, but--

586
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,937
(zapping)

587
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,937
Aahhh.

588
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,401
You always have

589
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,401
to keep a secret.

590
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,194
Okay, I will!

591
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,782
Good.

592
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,782
Now, give me $20.

593
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,793
Can I borrow

594
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,793
your learning tool?

595
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,760
(text message alert)

596
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,345
Who's that?

597
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,680
Jasper.

598
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,139
He just got off the bus

599
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,139
and he's on his way here.

600
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,850
Ohhh.

601
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,978
You mean our friend who's

602
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,978
kept the secret we told him?

603
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,312
That's the Jasper.

604
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,024
The deal is he's got

605
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,024
to keep your fake secret

606
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,275
for a whole week.

607
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,528
Only two days to go.

608
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,279
"Only two days to go."

609
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,702
(Jasper)

610
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,702
Heeey, guys.

611
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,828
Oh hey.

612
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:17,954
Come to hang?

613
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:18,746
Nope.

614
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,415
I'm here to talk

615
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,415
to your boss.

616
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,668
Well, gooood.

617
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,086
I like talking to you.

618
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,715
Uhh. Well, actually,

619
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,715
Ray's really busy

620
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,132
and we got a lot of--

621
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,093
- Hey! Henry, Charlotte, please

622
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,093
go down to the basement

623
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,304
aaand rotate

624
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,304
the light bulbs.

625
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,764
Rotate the light bulbs?

626
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:37,932
What does that even mean?

627
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,101
It means I want you

628
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,101
to unscrew all the light bulbs

629
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,520
and then screw them

630
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,520
back in again.

631
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:43,855
Off you go.

632
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:55,825
Hello.

633
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,869
I know why you're here.

634
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,454
You been thinking

635
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,454
about something.

636
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,331
Dreaming.

637
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:04,918
Thinking and dreaming.

638
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,503
I want that bucket.

639
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,588
I know you do.

640
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,341
$60.

641
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,341
That's double what you asked.

642
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,133
(sighs)

643
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,802
Okay.

644
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,802
I was very clear.

645
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,637
I know you have a secret.

646
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,015
<i>If you want me</i>

647
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,015
<i>to sell you this bucket,</i>

648
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,182
<i>you better start talking.</i>

649
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:21,851
Keep the secret, buddy.

650
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,269
Don't break, Jasper.

651
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,271
<i>I will not tell you my secret.</i>

652
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:28,232
This is a simple

653
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:28,232
business transaction.

654
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,526
My $60 for

655
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,526
King Tut's bucket.

656
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:31,402
No deal.

657
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,153
Come ooon!

658
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:34,572
I'll tell you what.

659
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,491
You can have it for free.

660
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:38,952
Free?

661
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,579
Just tell me

662
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,579
your little secret.

663
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,706
(groans)

664
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,625
Oh, man, this is intense.

665
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,335
Do we really have to unscrew and

666
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,335
rescrew all these light bulbs?

667
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,879
No, shh.

668
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,380
<i>What's it going to be, boy?</i>

669
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,256
(groans)

670
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,051
Bucket. For. The secret.

671
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,260
(groans)

672
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,053
One sec.

673
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,808
(zapping)

674
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,808
Aah.

675
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,270
(sighs)

676
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,193
I will not

677
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,193
tell you my secret.

678
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:14,862
Yeah!

679
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,822
Atta boy, Jasper.

680
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,281
(sighs)

681
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,159
Hold on,

682
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,159
I'll be right back.

683
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,671
(elevator dings)

684
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,975
Ohhh, you guys think

685
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,975
you're sooo smart.

686
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,811
No, we think

687
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,811
we're so right.

688
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,729
You're just mad

689
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,729
because we proved

690
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,106
Jasper can keep a secret.

691
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,774
It's not over yet.

692
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:52,775
(beeping)

693
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,776
One french fry.

694
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,486
<i>One french fry.</i>

695
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,992
Wait, what are you going to do

696
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,992
with that french fry?

697
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,201
This.

698
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,582
Aw, Ray, don't feel bad

699
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,582
just because...

700
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,376
(both)

701
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,376
♪ We were right

702
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,376
and you were wrong ♪

703
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,752
♪ We were right

704
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,752
and you were wrong ♪

705
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,171
♪ We were right

706
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,171
and you were wrong ♪♪

707
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,007
Yeah.

708
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,470
Don't count your Jaspers

709
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,470
before they hatch.

710
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,224
What do you think

711
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,224
he meant by that?

712
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:26,600
I don't know.

713
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,936
But I think it's

714
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,936
from the Bible.

715
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:35,902
All right.

716
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,988
I have $100 here.

717
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,988
If you'll--

718
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:39,697
Stop.

719
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,116
I'll sell it to you

720
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,116
for 10 bucks.

721
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,368
Just $10?

722
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,121
Why'd he drop

723
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,121
the price to 10?

724
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,873
That's too low

725
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,873
for a Tut bucket.

726
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,418
Well, you going

727
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,418
to buy the bucket?

728
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,795
I'm not telling you

729
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,795
my secret.

730
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,380
You don't need to.

731
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,175
Henry and Charlotte just told me

732
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,175
down in the basement.

733
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,386
Really? They told you they're

734
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,386
boyfriend and girlfriend?

735
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,222
- No...

736
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,265
But you just did!

737
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,683
(laughs)

738
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,977
Nooo!

739
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:10,978
(both)

740
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:10,978
Dang it!

741
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,939
<i>(Ray)</i>

742
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,939
♪<i> I was right</i>

743
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,939
<i>and you were wrong</i> ♪

744
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,607
♪<i> I was right</i>

745
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,607
<i>and you were wrong</i> ♪

746
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,983
♪<i> I was right</i>

747
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,983
<i>and you were wrong</i> ♪

748
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,026
Will you mute him?

749
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,069
I'm trying!

750
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,658
I deserve this.

751
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,079
(zapping)

752
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,414
(zapping)

753
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,414
Aah!

754
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,636
So...

755
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,636
Why'd you guys break up?

756
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,098
Because he killed

757
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,098
my goldfish.

758
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,224
She has mouth sores.

759
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,561
Well, even though

760
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,561
you guys broke up,

761
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,647
can't I just

762
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,647
see you kiss once?

763
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,107
(both)

764
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,107
Nooo.

765
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,694
Can't stop me

766
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,694
from thinking about it.

767
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,436
(Ding)

768
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,855
Mmm.