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So, who likes
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my special pizza?
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Uhh...
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I don't think Sushi really works
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as a pizza topping.
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Turn on the TV! Hurry!
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Turn on the TV!
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Where's the remote?
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There's the remote.
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What's going on?
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Today, after work, I stopped off
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at that massage place...
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Rub Me Do?
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Yeah.
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And on my way out, a news
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reporter asked me a question.
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- Oh, honey,
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I'm so proud of you.
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I knew that one day--
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Ooh, shut up,
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it's on.
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- Sir, excuse me!
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- Yes?
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How do you feel about
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Swellview's ban on plastic bag?
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Oh. Well,
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I personally believe
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that some U.S. Americans
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out there in Swellview
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don't have plastic bags,
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and I believe that our education
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such as South Africa
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and the Iraq,
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everywhere, like, such as...
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Back to you, Trent.
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Such as.
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That was me.
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Impressive.
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Yeah,
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nailed it, dad.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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And on a sad note today,
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Swellview's very own Captain Man
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went from super hero
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to super jerko.
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What?
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Warning, the clip we're about
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to show you is disturbing.
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Hi, kids.
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Both: Wow!
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You're Captain Man.
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That's right.
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Hey, how much
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for a cup of lemonade?
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A dollar.
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(gasps)
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(grunts)
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(screaming)
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What a jerk.
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I never thought Captain Man
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would do something like that.
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Neither did I.
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(watch beeping)
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Now I have to go.
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Where are you going?
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Uhh. Such as.
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Ooh, here's a good one.
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Read it.
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"Captain Man, the only
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difference between you and a box
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of poop is the box."
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(distance screaming)
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(thud)
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(elevator dings)
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We're here!
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(Henry)
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Did you guys
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see the news?
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Yeah, we saw the news.
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Everyone hates me now.
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Well, why did you smash
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those kids' lemonade stand?
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A dollar a cup's
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not that much.
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I didn't smash their lemonade
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stand because of the price.
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Then why'd you do it?
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Because after the little girl
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said, "One dollar,"
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I noticed a spider
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on the lemonade stand.
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A red jabber.
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A red jabber?
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Those are deadly.
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I know!
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That's why I smashed it
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before it could hurt those kids.
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Ohhh.
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Well, then I say,
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who cares?
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So what if everybody
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hates you now?
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I'm a superhero. I don't want
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to be hated by everybody.
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Well, you are.
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Dah.
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What am I going to do?
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Why don't you just make
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a video apologizing?
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Yeah,
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that's gooood.
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The public loves it when famous
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people beg for forgiveness.
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No. No.
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I did nothing wrong.
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I don't care
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what people think of me.
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I'm Captain Man,
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and I care very much
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what you, the people,
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think of me.
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It all just
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kind of happened.
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My dad was
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an irresponsible scientist.
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I wanted an
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afterschool job.
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(Captain Man)
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And by accident,
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he made me indestructible.
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Ahhh!
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(Henry)
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I went to
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this crazy store
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and met a pretty
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interesting guy.
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I'm going to
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blow your mind.
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Now I protect the good
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citizens of Swellview.
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Who call me...
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(Henry)
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He turned out to be...
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(Captain Man)
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You know the name.
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Captain Man!
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That's right, Henry.
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In time, I realized
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that being a superhero
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is a lot to handle alone.
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He wanted some help.
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(Captain Man)
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I needed a sidekick.
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I, Henry Hart...
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(Captain Man)
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Pledge to never ever
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ever tell anyone...
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That I'm Captain Man's
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secret sidekick.
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(Captain Man)
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It is done.
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(Henry)
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Now we blow bubbles.
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(Captain Man)
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And fight crime.
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(Henry)
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Feels good.
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Call it.
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Up the tubeee!
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Oh, my boot.
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(Captain Man)
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Ha!
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So, most of you have seen
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the viral video of me
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in which I used a mailbox
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to demolish a lemonade stand
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run by two small children.
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Since then I've read
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many of your comments,
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very hurtful comments,
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some suggesting
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that I should
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do things to myself,
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some of which are
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physically impossible.
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But that video didn't
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tell the real story.
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You see, I spotted
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a dangerous spider,
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and I used that mailbox
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to beat the spider to death.
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That's the truth.
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And if any of you
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were upset by the video,
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I am truly sorry.
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Huh?
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That was perfect.
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Yeah?
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For sure.
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(all talking at once)
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You nailed it.
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Thanks, guys.
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Hey, go online and check what
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people are saying about me now.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Internet!
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(Ray)
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Well?
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Henry?
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Uh...
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This one says,
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"Captain Man,
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you liar, I hate you."
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Well, that's a little negative.
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Charlotte?
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This one says,
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"Oh, please.
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The only reason
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Captain Man apologized
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is to make us
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think he's sorry."
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Well, yeah.
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Gooch, read.
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"Yo, Captain Man,
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why don't you"...
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My religious beliefs prevent me
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from reading the rest out loud.
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Schwoz?
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This guy just posted
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a picture of you,
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but he changed your head
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to something else.
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Changed my head?
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What did he change it to?
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Oohhh!
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That's horrible.
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(Schwoz)
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What is that?
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That's poop.
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Ohhh.
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Ooh, I have an idea.
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Okay, what do people want to
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know most about Captain Man?
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What he wears
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under his man suit?
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Dude.
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What? No.
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Schwoz.
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They want to know
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where I live and work.
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Right.
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So we have a contest.
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We have a contest.
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And the winners get
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a private tour of the Man cave.
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Of the Man cave.
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Wait, we can't reveal the secret
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location of the Man cave.
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We don't have to.
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Gooch will meet the winners
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somewhere else,
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put them in sacks.
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And then he can bring them here
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and send them down the tubes.
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And send them
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down the tubes.
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Annoying, isn't it?
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But everybody hates me.
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Why is a tour
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of the Man cave
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going to make people
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like me again?
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Because you know how people are.
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They get mad about stuff.
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But as soon as you give them
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something new to talk about...
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They forget they were mad
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and focus on the new thing.
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Okay.
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But what kind of contest
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to pick the winners?
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We put up a website
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so people can go online
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and try to guess
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some big number.
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The first three people
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who get it right, win.
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And I know the perfect url
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for the website.
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Guessthatnumber.com.
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Oh, hey.
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That's pretty clever.
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Number guessing fever
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is taking Swellview by storm
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as people all over town
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try to win a special
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VIP tour of Captain Man
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and kid danger's
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secret headquarters.
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So far two people have
303
00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:04,291
guessed the secret number,
304
00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:07,583
which leaves only
305
00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:07,583
one spot left.
306
00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,792
Here's Trent
307
00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,792
with more details.
308
00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:12,041
Trent?
309
00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,333
Shh, don't bug me.
310
00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:14,834
I'm trying
311
00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:14,834
to guess the number.
312
00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:16,208
Ugh.
313
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♪ It's my decision
314
00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:23,959
I'm taken too far ♪
315
00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:25,583
♪ I think of treasure ♪
316
00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:27,333
♪ And that's what you are ♪
317
00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:28,917
♪ You keep me guessing ♪
318
00:08:28,959 --> 00:08:30,792
♪ I'll never let go ♪
319
00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:32,208
♪ What is the number ♪
320
00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,959
♪ I'm dying to know ♪
321
00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:35,792
Got to win.
322
00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:38,125
Come on, brain.
323
00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:40,000
♪ Just give me
324
00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:40,000
one more chance to try ♪
325
00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:42,083
♪ Cause
326
00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:42,083
I'm feeling so lucky ♪
327
00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,875
♪ Like I don't even care ♪
328
00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:45,500
♪ Don't need
329
00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:45,500
a million guesses ♪
330
00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:49,041
- Got to keep guessing.
331
00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:49,041
- ♪ And you think
332
00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:49,041
that I can't do it ♪
333
00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,333
♪ But you know that I might ♪
334
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,792
♪ I'll get your number ♪
335
00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:54,375
♪ I'll get
336
00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:54,375
your number tonight ♪♪
337
00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:59,875
♪♪
338
00:08:59,917 --> 00:09:02,959
Can't... feel... fingers.
339
00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:05,333
Got to...
340
00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:08,250
(groans)
341
00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:08,250
Stay awake.
342
00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:11,417
I want to meet Captain Man.
343
00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:13,583
I fancy Kid Danger.
344
00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,542
(Charlotte)
345
00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,542
So then my uncle Rosco
346
00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,542
tells my aunt Susan,
347
00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:22,417
"oh, no, baby,
348
00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:22,417
I didn't forget.
349
00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:25,125
Look, I made you
350
00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:25,125
a swimsuit calendar."
351
00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:27,500
Oh, were you talking?
352
00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,542
You didn't listen
353
00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,542
to one word I said.
354
00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:31,792
Well, sorry.
355
00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:33,166
I'm just really worried
356
00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:34,500
that Jasper's going to
357
00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:34,500
win the contest.
358
00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:36,333
He's not going to
359
00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:36,333
win the contest.
360
00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,166
He's been sitting
361
00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,166
in his basement
362
00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,000
for the last four days
363
00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,000
trying to guess the number.
364
00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:43,166
Dude, everyone in Swellview's
365
00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:43,166
trying to guess that number.
366
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,959
Yeah, but if Jasper
367
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,959
does win,
368
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,458
he's going to be down in the Man
369
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,458
cave with me for like an hour.
370
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,750
So?
371
00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:50,709
What if he figures
372
00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:50,709
out that-- shh.
373
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,417
What if he figures out
374
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,417
that I'm Kid Danger?
375
00:09:53,709 --> 00:09:57,333
The odds of Jasper winning are,
376
00:09:53,709 --> 00:09:57,333
like, 50 million to one.
377
00:09:58,291 --> 00:09:58,959
All right.
378
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,917
(Piper)
379
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,917
Yeah, let's keep up
380
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,917
the pace.
381
00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:08,417
Come on, my grandma can type
382
00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:08,417
random numbers faster than that.
383
00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:12,542
Piper, what's going on?
384
00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:15,083
I'm paying these kids
385
00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:15,083
to help me win the contest
386
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:16,333
so I can go
387
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:16,333
to Captain Man
388
00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,166
and Kid Danger's
389
00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,166
secret headquarters.
390
00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,583
Uh...
391
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,959
There's almost no chance
392
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,959
any of these kids
393
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,375
are going to guess
394
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,375
the right nu--
395
00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,625
I got it!
396
00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,625
I guessed the number!
397
00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:31,208
I got it!
398
00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:31,208
I guessed the number!
399
00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:33,500
Yay.
400
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,667
Can I have
401
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,667
my laptop back?
402
00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,458
No!
403
00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,458
Mine now!
404
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,583
I guess you guys
405
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,583
can go home now.
406
00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:45,917
No, we can't.
407
00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:47,875
Piper took our shoes.
408
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,792
Well, three lucky winners
409
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,792
will soon be VIP guests
410
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:07,208
in the secret headquarters
411
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:07,208
of Captain Man and Kid Danger.
412
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,250
(Woman)
413
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,250
You know, it's so great
414
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,250
of Captain Man to do this.
415
00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:11,458
I wasn't done
416
00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:11,458
reading the story.
417
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,250
Oh. Sorry.
418
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,166
Are you?
419
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:16,417
Because you do this
420
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:16,417
all the time.
421
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:20,250
Dah. You hear that?
422
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:20,250
They love me now.
423
00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:21,875
Boosh.
424
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,542
Yeah, they didn't
425
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,542
even mention
426
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,875
the horrible thing you did
427
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,875
to those kids' lemonade stand.
428
00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:29,792
I know.
429
00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:29,792
Hyah!
430
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,583
And your Facepage
431
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,583
has 4,000 new thumbs upses.
432
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:35,959
(laughs)
433
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:39,041
Aw, this whole VIP tour
434
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:39,041
thing was the perfect idea.
435
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,834
(elevator dings)
436
00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:43,792
We got to
437
00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:43,792
cancel the VIP tour thing.
438
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:44,792
What?
439
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,166
One of the winners
440
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,166
is my little sister, Piper.
441
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,125
Really?
442
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,458
Who's she going
443
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,458
to bring as her guest?
444
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,125
She gonna bring
445
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,125
your mom?
446
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,667
I don't know
447
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,667
who she's bringing.
448
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:56,500
Henry's afraid that Piper's
449
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:56,500
going to recognize him.
450
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,208
Oh, no, she won't.
451
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:01,208
You're going to be in your
452
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:01,208
Kid Danger suit and mask.
453
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,166
Well, yeah, but she's going
454
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,166
to be down here
455
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,000
with us for,
456
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,000
like, an hour.
457
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,875
All right,
458
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,875
calm down your pants.
459
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,709
Schwoz can disguise
460
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,709
your face.
461
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,000
Really?
462
00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:13,250
Yeah, I give you
463
00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:13,250
good face disguise.
464
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:14,834
What about my voice?
465
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,709
Can you disguise
466
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,709
his voice, too?
467
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:17,792
Easy.
468
00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:19,333
Look.
469
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:21,583
(clears throat)
470
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,125
(speaking with kid's voice)
471
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,125
Excuse me.
472
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,625
Henry?
473
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,625
Will you help me find my mommy?
474
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,125
Ooh, quit it.
475
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,125
That's so creepy.
476
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,959
Will you buy me a pony?
477
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,250
Aah.
478
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,250
Stop that!
479
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,959
Pleeease?
480
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,291
No!
481
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,667
But it's my dream to see
482
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,667
Captain Man's headquarters.
483
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,291
Please let me
484
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,291
be your guest.
485
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:50,208
Will you wear whatever
486
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:50,208
I tell you to wear?
487
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:51,834
I don't know.
488
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:54,166
My mom usually
489
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:54,166
picks my outfits.
490
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,291
Will you wear whatever
491
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,291
I tell you to wear?
492
00:12:58,625 --> 00:12:59,583
I...
493
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,875
You have three seconds
494
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,875
to answer. One...
495
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,208
Wait.
496
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,208
Two...
497
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,917
Yes, I'll wear anything.
498
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,917
I'll wear anything.
499
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,750
Fine.
500
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,750
You can be my guest.
501
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,834
Yes! All right!
502
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,000
Whoo! Yeah!
503
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:17,667
Ohh.
504
00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:19,166
Uhh, what's going on here?
505
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,291
I'm going to be
506
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,291
Piper's guest
507
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,875
when she goes to Captain Man's
508
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,875
secret headquarters.
509
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,083
Gyahhh!
510
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:27,959
That's great, man.
511
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,250
Gyaaahhh!
512
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:41,208
Hey, look who's here.
513
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:46,250
Whoa.
514
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,250
Wooow.
515
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:52,333
How do I look?
516
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,875
Completely unrecognizable.
517
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:54,792
Good.
518
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,792
Wait.
519
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,792
What about his voice?
520
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:57,834
Oh, yeah.
521
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,750
(beeps)
522
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:02,709
Now, sing the Little Pea Pod
523
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:02,709
song.
524
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,750
(sings in a low voice)
525
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,750
♪ I'm a little pea pod
526
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,750
green and flat ♪
527
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:12,291
♪ Squeeze me in the middle
528
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:12,291
and squirt out my beans ♪♪
529
00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:17,792
Oh, man,
530
00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:17,792
this is crazy.
531
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:19,750
Henry, good luck.
532
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,208
- Charlotte, let's go.
533
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,208
- Okay.
534
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,333
- Whoa. Where are you
535
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,333
taking Charlotte?
536
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,333
- To pick up my sister
537
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,333
from the airport.
538
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,834
Your sister who looks
539
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,834
like a horse?
540
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:27,917
Yeah, that one.
541
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:29,875
Come on.
542
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,250
It's not nice to say that your
543
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,250
own sister looks like a horse.
544
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:34,750
Show her a pic.
545
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:38,458
Oh!
546
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,834
That is one crazy
547
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,834
looking lady.
548
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,083
Her name is Winnie.
549
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:45,959
For real?
550
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:47,792
Winnie.
551
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,959
(whinnying)
552
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,458
Hey, if we get
553
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,458
pulled over by a cop,
554
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,917
switch places with me
555
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,917
real quick, okay?
556
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,208
Why?
557
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,500
Because I'm not
558
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,500
legally allowed to drive.
559
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,125
You don't have
560
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,125
a driver's license?
561
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,208
No, I do. I do.
562
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,458
But it says I have
563
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,458
to be wearing my glasses
564
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,166
because I can't see
565
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,166
at night.
566
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,041
You can't see?
567
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:25,875
No, I can see.
568
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,250
Like, I know
569
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,250
we're in a car.
570
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,083
Can you see
571
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,083
those trash cans?
572
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:33,917
Eh?
573
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:35,417
(crashes)
574
00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,875
(car honking)
575
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,083
I'll try to warn you
576
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,083
sooner next time.
577
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,458
Yeah, I'd appreciate it.
578
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:55,709
(Captain Man)
579
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:55,709
Hey, there.
580
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:55,709
We got you.
581
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,542
All right.
582
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,542
There you go.
583
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,000
One foot in front
584
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,000
of the other.
585
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,750
Okay, contest winners
586
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,750
and guests.
587
00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:06,208
Drop your sacks.
588
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,959
Welcome to the Man Cave.
589
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,458
Wooow.
590
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,333
I'm Jasper.
591
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,333
Remember me?
592
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,041
Yeah.
593
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,250
Why are you wearing that?
594
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,166
Oh, she made me.
595
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,125
Nice.
596
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,709
Can you step away from me?
597
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:26,375
Oh, sure.
598
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,000
Of course, you people
599
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,000
all know my sidekick.
600
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,750
Kid Danger!
601
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,000
That's right.
602
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,291
We're really excited
603
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,291
to show you the Man Cave.
604
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:38,125
What's wrong
605
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:38,125
with your voice?
606
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,500
And your face?
607
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,125
Uh, he--
608
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,250
I went through puberty.
609
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:45,542
Now, you two
610
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:45,542
I've met before, but...
611
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,041
What are your names?
612
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:49,041
(giggling)
613
00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:54,917
And you?
614
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,208
I'm Dennis.
615
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:58,333
I collect celebrity socks.
616
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:01,792
Where's your guest?
617
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,083
I came alone.
618
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:07,041
This sock belonged
619
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:07,041
to Jennifer Lawrence.
620
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:11,834
Wow. That's cool.
621
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,291
That's really cool, man.
622
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,291
Not at all weird.
623
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,375
So, where do you guys
624
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,375
keep your weapons?
625
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:21,000
Uh...
626
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,458
We're going to
627
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,458
show you those later.
628
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,083
Good.
629
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,583
Heeey!
630
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,625
What you,
631
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,625
what you doing there?
632
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,208
- Ahhh!
633
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,208
- Ooh!
634
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,166
Uhh, guys?
635
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,083
We're about
636
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,083
to start the tour.
637
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,542
This isn't part--
638
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,917
(laughing)
639
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,667
Okay, the rest of you,
640
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,667
this way.
641
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:53,500
So... How was your flight?
642
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,625
Bad.
643
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,625
They gave me no snacks.
644
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,709
Schwoz,
645
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,709
you bring me a snack?
646
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,667
Yeah, yeah.
647
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,083
Charlotte, there's some sugar
648
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,083
cubes in that bag there.
649
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,166
Uhh. Okay.
650
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:11,375
Here you go.
651
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:14,458
Oh!
652
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,417
Oh, her tongue
653
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,417
feels weird on my hand.
654
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:21,417
Tell me about it.
655
00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:25,208
(whinny laugh)
656
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:39,166
Okay, Dennis,
657
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:39,166
your turn.
658
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,667
I'm okay.
659
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,250
Thank you.
660
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:54,250
Now that you've all had a chance
661
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:54,250
to break a chair on me,
662
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,083
let's go check out--
663
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,250
Your weapons?
664
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,792
Yeah. Our weapons.
665
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,041
Yes.
666
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:17,333
Now, these are some of
667
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:17,333
our best weapons that Kid Danger
668
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,917
and I use
669
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,917
for crime fighting.
670
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,583
What's that hot dog for?
671
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,875
Ah.
672
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,417
Looks like a hot dog,
673
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,417
doesn't it?
674
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,417
We call this
675
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,417
the "covert weiner."
676
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,709
Covert weiner?
677
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:30,917
Yes.
678
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:32,375
Kid Danger?
679
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,417
You see, he appears
680
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,417
to be a normal citizen
681
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,417
just enjoying
682
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,417
a hot dog.
683
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:40,500
Mmm,
684
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:40,500
what a tasty hot dog.
685
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,083
But watch this.
686
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,291
Kid Danger,
687
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,291
bad guy over there!
688
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:46,834
Freeze, sucker!
689
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:52,875
Whoa!
690
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:53,792
Awesome!
691
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,166
Yeees!
692
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,500
Yes, it's incredibly powerful.
693
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,458
Any one person
694
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,458
could use this weapon
695
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,375
to defeat the entire army
696
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,375
of a small country.
697
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,083
Can I see it?
698
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:05,834
Yeah, sure.
699
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,000
Okay, nobody move!
700
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,375
He's got the weiner!
701
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,709
Put that
702
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,709
hot dog down, Dennis!
703
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,792
No!
704
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:19,208
You sick loner!
705
00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:20,834
Don't do it!
706
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,375
Now, anybody tries
707
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,375
to stop me,
708
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,375
this weirdly dressed kid
709
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,375
gets it.
710
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:33,417
All right, Dennis, just relax.
711
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:33,417
Everything's fine.
712
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,041
Don't talk to me
713
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,041
in a calming voice!
714
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,583
Just tell me
715
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,583
the fastest way out of here!
716
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:38,750
All right.
717
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,500
Just step up there and a tube
718
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,500
will come down over you.
719
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,875
And then you just say
720
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,875
"Up the tube."
721
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,500
Up the tube!
722
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:56,709
You let him get away!
723
00:20:57,417 --> 00:20:58,208
Did I?
724
00:20:58,750 --> 00:20:59,875
Override.
725
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:01,166
(alarm beeping)
726
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,375
Reverse suckage.
727
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:03,250
Double power.
728
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:06,542
Oh!
729
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:07,834
Up the tube!
730
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,083
No, wait!
731
00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:10,583
Down the tube!
732
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:12,792
Ugh!
733
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:13,542
Tube up!
734
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,208
Right tube down!
735
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,291
No, wait, ow!
736
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:21,709
Get the covert weiner.
737
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:22,417
Yep.
738
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,333
Nice going, Kid Danger.
739
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,625
Just doing my job, brother.
740
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,542
And now,
741
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,542
triple sequence.
742
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,709
Tube up, tube down, tube up,
743
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,709
tube down, tube up, tube down...
744
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,166
Go.
745
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,750
Please turn off the--ow!
746
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,750
Hey-- ow!
747
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,542
I can't take it-- ow!
748
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,917
Hey, remember when you smashed
749
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,917
that lemonade stand
750
00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,250
and everybody was
751
00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,250
mad at you?
752
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:49,959
Yeah.
753
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,709
That seems like
754
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,709
a long time ago.
755
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:53,500
Right?
756
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,041
(laughing)