(sirens wailing)
(Henry)
Hey!
Hey, I got another one!
(Captain Man)
Aw, what a cute baby.
Aw,
aren't you a cute little guy?
Here.
Man, how many babies
did she have down there?
I'm not sure.
I'll check for more.
Hello?
Any more babies down here?
Hello?
Ma'am, can I talk with you?
What?
Could you stop eating
the cheese for a minute?
Did you really think
it was a good idea
to crawl down into a sewer
to give birth?
That's how we do it
where I come from.
Where do you come from?
The sewer!
Okay.
I think this is the last baby.
Hey, kid, why don't you
knock off and go home?
You sure?
Yeah, it's already past midnight
and you got school
in the morning.
(Woman)
Oh!
I think I'm going
to have me another baby!
Oh, no.
I got to get back in that sewer!
No, no, no.
(yelling)
(screaming)
Why would you do that?
Where have you been
and why are you sneaking
into your room at...
one in the morning?
Because... I was out...
Moon bathing.
Moon bathing?
Yeah.
Check out my moon tan.
I'm telling mom and dad
you snuck out.
Fine. Tell them.
No, please don't
I will.
Come on, I'm a nice brother,
and you're so sweet and cute.
You don't want
to get me in trouble.
Please? Promise me?
All right.
I promise.
Henry snuck out
of his room last night
and didn't sneak back in
until one in the morning.
(gasping)
Well, last Saturday night
while you guys were out,
Piper and her friend Marla
watched "French basement."
(gasping)
(Mr. Hart)
Piper.
That movie is rated R.
You know you're not allowed
to watch R-rated movies.
Come on, I didn't hear
anything I hadn't heard before.
(Mrs. Hart)
Well, guess what?
You're both grounded
for two weeks.
Oh, come on.
I said, boom!
(laughs)
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
(Captain Man)
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
(Henry)
I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
(Captain Man)
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
who call me...
(Henry)
And he turned out to be...
(Captain Man)
You know the name.
Captain Man!That's right, Henry.
(Captain Man)
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Captain Man)
I needed a sidekick.
(Henry)
I, Henry hart...
(Captain Man)
Pledge to never ever ever...
tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
It is done.ecret sidekick.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Captain Man)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
(music)
Up the tube!
(Henry)
Oh, my boot.
(Captain Man)
Ha!
(elevator dings)
Hey, Ray.
Ray?
Sniff this flower.
All right.
(sniffs)
Mm.
Smells nice.
What is that, a Daffodil?
(laughing)
Dang daggit, Schwoz!
You got problems!
(screaming)
(thud)
(elevator dings)
Smells like something
blew up in here.
(chuckling)
You're a sick person.
(ringing)
That's Henry.
He wants to hologram chat.
I'll take it.
(ringing)
Hey, Henry, what's up?
Bad news, I can't come
to work for the next two weeks.
Okay.
I'm really sorry,
but I got grounded
and my parents are
only letting me go to school.
That's it.
I volunteer to fill in
as your sidekick.
Come on.
We could be
Captain Man and Schwozzam!
Gross.
Doh.
I'm sorry, kid,
what were we talking about?
I was telling you
that I'm grounded
so I can't be your sidekick
for two whole weeks.
Oh, yeah. Bummer.
I had an important job
for you today.
What?
There's this new
barbecue place downtown.
I was going to get you
to pick me up a slab of ribs.
I'll order some ribs
and have them delivered.
Cool.
Later, Henry.
But...
But who's going to help you
fight crime while I'm grounded?
I can handle things.
Ray, you want beef ribs or pork?
Pork.
Henry, I got to go.
- But...
- Bye Henry.
Wait, I--
I want ribs.
(laughs)
(Piper)
I hate being grounded.
Thanks a lot.
Well,
I wouldn't have told on you
if you hadn't told on me.
Okay, well, how about this?
Piper, you better not--
What happened to your couch?
(Henry)
Just help me, please.
Thank you.
(Mr. Hart)
Hey!
What's Jasper doing here?
You're grounded.
Mom said that Jasper
and Charlotte
can still come over.
No one asked me
how I feel about it.
That is true.
Henry's going to help me
make life hack videos.
No, I'm not.
What are life hack videos?
Oh, you're so old.
A life hack is when, like,
when you have a problem,
you know,
it's like a cool quick fix.
Right.
Like, let's say you got to pee,
but there's no bathroom nearby.
Pee in a jar.
Life hack.
I'm going for a walk.
You want to take
a jar with you?
All right.
You ready?
I really don't want to help you
make life hack videos.
Yeah, you do.
(laughs)
I really don't.
Go.
Need to brush your teeth,
but you're out of toothpaste?
Get some mayonnaise.
Pick some fresh mint
from your garden.
Grab some sand from a beach
or a playground.
Combine and blend.
Life hack.
Or you could just go buy
some more toothpaste.
Just turn off the camera.
Taste good?
Just turn off the camera!
(coughing)
God, it's awful!
So,
you have two children?
Oh, yes,
we sure do.
My son is
Fabulous kids.
(Henry)
Hey! Don't you close that door!
I mean it!
Sorry, what did you say?
Piper, is there a problem?
Yes.
On the way home from school,
Henry kept trying to talk to me.
You slammed the door
in my face!
Hey, stop, stop.
But she makes me so mad.
You know,
I'm going upstairs.
You know, go, then.
They don't really talk
to each other that way.
They're just rehearsing
for a school play.
Are you lying to us?
Yes.
Henry, I'd like you to meet
Elaine Morongo
and Parnell Chewmash.
They're in charge
of swellviewtoday.com.
They might pick us
to be the Swellview
family of the week.
And if they do, we all get to be
on the homepage.
Wow, that'd be amazing.
Are you being sarcastic?
Yes.
Hey, Hen,
why don't you go upstairs
and donate
some of your allowance
to poor people, as you often do?
I don't want to go upstairs.
Piper's up there.
Go upstairs nowI'll be upstairs.
Kids, you know how they can be.
No.
I don't have children.
Neither do I.
My husband left me
on our wedding night.
Uh...
We don't know what to say now.
(television gunshots)
(Man)
Oh!
(Henry)
Turn it down!
(Piper)
Hey! Give me my remote!
Hey!
Will you tell Piper
that if she wants to watch
a movie in her room,
then she can't turn the volume
all the way up?
Mom,
Henry took my remote
All right,d he won't
both of you,e it back!
not another word!
Would either of you
like some soup?
(laughs)
Actually, we have to go.
We're late for another meeting.
Are you lying?
Yes.
Oh, now they hate us.
You guys hate us, don't you?
Look, why don't we come back
and finish our interview
tomorrow afternoon?
Really?
That'd be fab.
You guys almost kept us
from being
on a really cool website.
Well, it's not our fault.
Yeah.
Why isn't it?
(laughs)
Because we've been cooped up
in this house for five days,
riding to school together,
coming home together.
We can't take it.
Just unground us.
No.
We said two weeks, boom.
Honey, I know you said "boom."
But how about this?
Starting now,
if you two can go one full day
without fighting or arguing,
we will unground you.
Just a day?
A whole day?
Yes.
But if we catch you
fighting or arguing...
You'll be grounded for a month.
Boom.
(laughs)
Hey, Henry,
want to come upstairs
and watch the movie with me?
Well, that sounds
like all kinds of fun.
Here, hold my hand
so you'll be safe
going up the stairs.
Thanks.
You're the sweetest
brother ever.
Well,
you make it easy to be sweet.
Excuse me?
Why? Did you burp?
What are you doing
with my phone cord?
I'm taking it
so I can charge my phone.
No.
I need my cord
to charge my phone.
I need the cord way more
than you need the cord.
Shh!
Why shh?
We only have four hours left
and then we're free.
We can't let mom and dad
catch us fighting
or else we'll blow it.
Right, so quit whining
about your dumb phone cord.
Yes I'm serious.Are you serious?
You can't come
You know what?
Just give me my cord.
(Mrs. Hart)
Henry? Piper?
(both)
We're in here!
Hello.
I thought I heard you arguing.
What?
No, no, no. No.
We're just discussing
Bible verses.
Yes. Amen, brother.
No fighting.
Now, give me the phone cord.
Here, let's share.
What?
(sighs)
Just four more hours.
Just four more--
Ah!
Hi.
Well, since you're grounded,
I thought I'd bring you
a little surprise.
From Yotally Togurt?
Aw, yeah, Fudge Flast.
Thanks, Char.
So,
what's been going on at work?
Oh, you know...
I've been going
through Ray's email,
I did some research
on a few criminals.
Oh, and I went
on patrol with Ray.
You went where?
On patrol.
You know how sometimes
Ray just...
cruises around in the man-copter
making sure the city's okay.
You went up with Ray
in the man-copter?
Yeah.
That's my job.
I'm Kid Danger.
(laughs)
I realize that.
Wow.
What?
Wow!
What?
I just never thought
you'd try to steal my job.
Whoa, whoa there, munchy.
Ray asked me to go on patrol.
And come on, you really think
I'd try and replace you
as Kid Danger?
Nah. You're right.
Thank you.
I could never be
replaced by a girl.
(laughs)
What?
"A girl?"
Oh, I'm sorry.
I meant young woman.
Same thing!
What's wrong?
I was just saying tha--
Say bye bye to your Fudge Flast.
No, no, no!
Later.
Wait, don't just leave.
You know, I wasn't trying
to take your job before,
but maybe now I will.
Aw, Charlotte!
Aw, that squirrel's eating
my Fudge Flast.
(laughs)
(squirrel squeaking)
Quit that!
(Charlotte screaming)
(thud)
(elevator dings)
Okay, nobody say anything
to upset me.
I don't have time to upset you.
Uh-oh. What's wrong?
There's an illegal pig farm
on the south side of town.
Illegal?
Yep.
There's a very bad
pig farmer out there,
and I'm going to make sure
he goes wee wee wee
all the way to jail.
I'll go with you.
No, Charlotte, this is not
just a routine patrol,
this is a real crime situation
and it could be dangerous.
I get it.
Let me fill in as your sidekick.
You can't be my sidekick.
You're a--
I'm a what?
You're...
Coming with me.
Good. Schwoz, toss me
Henry's backup gumball tube.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe I'm not qualified
to give gum to people.
Give her the gum!
Doh.
Bubble time.
Huh.
Let's go.
Wait for me.
(both)
Up the tube!
(Piper)
Bye!
(Henry)
Bye!
Wait!
You're still grounded.
No we're not!
Time's up!
No.
You have two more minutes.
Oh, come on,
you don't want to be that mom.
(window knocking)
(Jasper)
Hey! Can I come in?
(door opens)
Okay, who's ready
for another life hack?
Jasper...
We have two people coming
over here to interview us.
And we have to look
like the perfect family.
Okay, I'll leave.
Thank you.
See you.
After I show you this life hack.
Oh.
Okay. You have a vicious dog
and you want to take
him for a walk,
but you don't have a leash.
Just get a bunch
of your mom's bras,
tie them together,
and you got a leash.
Life hack.
(laughs)
Okay, that's pretty smart.
(laughs)
I'm sorry,
but did you say come in?
I thought I heard--
(dog barking)
(screaming)
They're not going to put
our family on their homepage.
Not a chance.
I thought bras were stronger.
(laughs)
(phone alarm beeping)
Yes. That's it. 24 hours is up.
Can I go now?
Go.
Wait, take Jasper...
With you.
(Henry screaming)
(thud)
(elevator dings)
I'm back!
I'm not grounded anymore!
Hello, Henry.
Where's Ray?
He went to capture
a bad pig farmer with Charlotte.
Oh, I knew it.
Dang daggit!
Do you know when
they're going to be back?
Yeah, any minute.
Why'd you put down a tarp?
Ray called me.
He said he's on his way back,
and he told me
to put down a tarp.
Apparently this is
all I'm good for.
(beeping)
Henry!
You're back!
Where's your new sidekick?
Oh, you mean Charlotte?
She'll be down in a sec.
She was amazing today.
Ooh, I bet.
So get this,
we're trying to capture
this illegal pig farmer,
but he sees us coming
so he takes off running.
I was going to zap him,
but I was worried I might hit
one of the pigs by mistake.
Yeah, we don't want
anything bad to happen to a pig.
(laughs)
So, Charlotte,
she jumps on the big pig
and starts riding
after the farmer.
Then she catches up to him,
then she jumps off
and tackles the guy
right in the middle
of a pig pen.
(beeping)
(All)
Ooh.
And that's why
we needed the tarp.
Here's a tissue.
That's not helping!
Ooh, why are you so mad?
It's just a little pig slop.
(chuckling)
I'm not mad about the pig slop.
I'm mad because a friend of mine
called me a job stealer,
and he said I couldn't be
a sidekick because I'm a girl.
- I changed it
to young woman.
- Same thing.
(laughs)
Charlotte was not trying
to steal your job.
I was.
He was.
Well... I guess...
Since you rode a large pig
and tackled a farmer...
I guess you can do my job.
Thanks.
But I don't want to do your job.
You don't?
No.
I don't want to be
running after bad guys
and evil criminals, fighting,
and getting all disgusting.
I'll do it.
Schwoz!
Am I going to have
to turn you over my knee?
No. No spanky.
(laughs)
So... Forgive me?
I will...
After we hug.
Oh, no, no, no.
Please don't.
(Charlotte)
Yeah, that's my baby.
That's nice.
I'll be in the shower.
I'm just texting.
(snaps picture)
Please spank him.
Come here, Schwoz.
No, no, no.
No, no. Oh.
(Schwoz)
No, no, no!
(music)
(oven bell)
Mmm...