And they have a minibar
with all kinds of fun snacks.
And look at all these
free soaps and lotions
they leave in the bathroom.
Oh, wow, hang on.
-I got to pause for a sec.
-I--
Henry, please come
video chat with Dad!
No, we're doing
a science project for school!
But I'm trying to text Marla
and Dad keeps talking
about his dumb hotel.
Sorry.
This lotion smells like
summer squash.
- And this lotion
smells like coconut.
- (sighs)
Okay, now we take the egg
and shake it thusly.
- Yeah, shake that egg!
- Shake that egg!
Shake it, baby!
Scramble that unborn chicken!
- Woo. Yeah.
So, do you guys miss me?
Piper, are you listening to me?
Oh, you need to go?
No!
- Man, I've never seen anyone
sweat so much.
It runs in my family.
My mom sweats in her sleep.
(timer beeps)
- Okay, time's up.
-(groans)
Now, it says
to turn on the power
and then put the egg
on the electrometer.
- Okay.
- (electrical humming)
Now what?
We wait.
See?
The egg is already starting
to smell kind of--
- Was it supposed to do that?
- No it was not supposed
to do that!
I'm all right!
It's okay! I'm fine!
Nobody freak out!
Piper, was that your mother?
What's going on?
You guys, I was attacked!
- What?
- (Dad) Did she say attacked?
- What happened?
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah,
I wasn't hurt or anything.
- Piper, your mother sounds
upset.
But I was walking to my
car and a man jumped out from a
bush
and he snatched my purse.
- No way!
- Whoa, that's so bad!
Where are you taking me?
I don't see your mother!
Piper!
Did you call the cops?
Yes, I gave them
a description of the guy,
I filed a report.
Why is jasper so sweaty?
I shook an egg.
Oh.
Well, I'm sorry
you lost your purse.
Me too.
I lost my phone,
and my wallet,
oh, and my Yotally Togurt
punch card.
- No way!
- What?
Yeah, I know,
and I was just one punch away
from a free medium yogurt.
- (all groan)
- Aw!
Piper?
I can't see or hear you!
Oh, Yerzok. Hi.
Will you please
go inside and get my wife?
How are you on computer?
This is a video chat.
I'm in Baltimore.
Now, please go get my wife.
- You can see me?
- Yes, I can see you.
I show you my belly.
No. No, Yerzok.
No. Bad. Put it away.
Don't show me your belly.
No, don't put it
against the screen!
Aw, why would you do that?
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after school job.
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
I went into this crazy store
and met a pretty
interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
- who call me...
- And he turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart...
Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube!
Oh, my boot!
Ha!
♪
Ray! Hurry up!
Yeah, what's up, Gooch?
Look at this antique chair
I got.
- (chuckles)
- Okay.
It's one of the very first
vibrating massage chairs
ever made.
Okay.
Will you help me fix it up
so I can relax my back?
No.
- Hey, guys.
- Hello, Henry.
Whoa, I didn't think
you were working today.
I'm not, but I got
to go downstairs
and check the crime computer.
There's been a purse snatching.
Oh, just file
a police report.
- Who got her purse snatched?
- My mom.
Your mom?
Wait, what happened?
Is she okay? Was she hurt?
What happened? Is she okay?
Why are you so interested
in his mom?
Have you seen his mom?
We got to help her.
Ray, I'm sure Henry's father
is taking good care of her.
Nah, my dad's out of town.
He's out of town?
Yeah, but I can
handle things.
No you can't.
- Why can't I?
- You're but a boy.
Maybe, but I'm almost
14 years old,
and I've been your sidekick
long enough that I can--
He's just leaving
while I'm talking.
This chair vibrates.
Okay.
And when this bad man
snatched your purse,
did he say any words?
Yes. he said,
"Give me that purse, woman."
Captain Man, over here.
Great, now look surprised.
Cool. Now, duck face.
Piper, will you stop?
Oh, Henry, look who heard
about my purse and came to help.
Wow.
Captain Man.
In our house... again.
My son, Henry.
Ah, yes, I remember.
So, why are you here?
- To protect your mother.
- And me.
Yeah, sure.
Protect her from what?
Well, whoever snatched
her purse also has everything
that was inside that purse.
I told him
about the yogurt coupon.
Right, and the criminal also
has your mom's driver's license
- and that means
he has this address.
- And my keys.
- So?
- Captain Man says he might
come here to the house
and break in.
That's very true.
Can I make you
some hot cocoa?
Look, we appreciate
your help,
but if the guy who took
her purse does come here,
I can handle him.
Really?
What if he does this?
What?! Hey, hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
I'm pretending
to be the bad guy
who has just broken
into this house
and is now sitting
on your head.
Ha. Come on, Henry, show us
how you'd protect us now.
Please get off my head.
No, I will not get off
your head.
That's what a bad guy
might say in this situation.
I don't think
this would ever really happen.
Oh, yes, it would.
As a superhero, I see this kind
of thing happen every day.
No one's going
to sit on my head.
I'm sitting on your head.
Well, I wish you'd stop.
Ha, your hair's all smushed.
Mrs. Hart, when does your
husband return from Baltimore?
Not until Monday.
Hmm.
All right, I'll do it.
Do what?
Stay here
until your daddy comes home.
- No way.
- Wow, thanks.
- Can Kid Danger
come stay with us, too?
- No.
I mean, I mean,
I mean, no.
I mean, I don't think so.
Can he? He probably can't.
No, no, no.
Why not?
Because...
Kid Danger
is starring in a musical.
- Really?
- A play?
A musical play.
Are you sure?
Because I've never heard about
Kid Danger being in musicals.
Oh, yeah.
He's playing Annie.
Oh, how Kid Danger loves
to sing songs and dance about.
Aw, that's adorable.
Yeah.
♪
Ah, Henry.
I was worried you were going
to sleep the whole day away.
I just like to sleep late
on Saturdays.
What's all this junk?
I went to the Home Shack
and got some stuff.
Why?
Because your dad's
out of town
and so I figured I'd take care
of some things around the house.
Look. New toilet seats
for the whole family.
(in high voice) Hi, Henry.
Pretty soon
you can sit on me.
You know,
you're a grown man.
Yeah, well...
Anyway, I thought you were
just here to protect us
in case the purse thief shows up
and tries to sit on my head.
Henry, isn't there
something else
that we should
be talking about?
Like?
Like this report card
that came in the mail today?
Ah, geez.
I notice you got a C-plus
in social studies.
You know, you're not being
very cool right now.
- You know what is very cool?
- What?
Getting good grades.
Yeah, great. Thanks for
the talk, it really
turned me around. Bye.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where you going?
To see a movie
with Jasper and Charlotte.
What movie?
It better be rated G.
- Dude.
- I mean it.
No bad words, no mild violence,
and especially no brief nudity.
Oh, my god.
- Don't bother him.
- Captain Man!
- Ugh.
I can't believe
you're really here!
Why'd you tell Jasper
he's at my house?
I didn't. Piper's been posting
pics of him all over the web.
Hey, maybe after you're done
protecting Henry's mom,
you can come over
to my house.
Uh... sure.
Just text me your address.
Okay.
What's your phone number?
Oh, it's...
594 Triangle Slash Blue.
Got it. Wait.
Hey, you guys,
what are we all doing for lunch?
I got plans.
I thought maybe
we could go out for lunch.
Ooh, that sounds fun.
Doesn't it?
Uh, we're going to be late
for the movie.
Yeah, let's go.
Ho, ho, ho, hold on there,
plaid shirt.
- What?
- Don't you have
a social studies test on Monday?
- No.
- Yeah we do.
Jasper.
I think your mother and I
feel it would be best
if you stayed home
and studied.
What? Mom.
I don't think we should argue
with a superhero.
Come on, I don't want to
study on a Saturday.
(clicks teeth)
Am I going to have to sit
on somebody's head again?
Hey. You're not the boss
of me, okay?
- Well...
Whatever.
You're not my dad and you're not
allowed to sit on my head.
(groans) Okay, I'll stay home
and study!
- You promise?
- Yes.
Now, please get your butt
out of my ear.
♪
Mm. This orange juice
is so good.
Of course it is.
I squeezed it myself.
(laughs)
Hey, Piper, hurry up!
Captain Man
is making us breakfast!
- I'll be down
in a few minutes!
So...
who's ready for some mancakes?
- Wow. They have
the Captain Man logo.
- Yeah. That's what puts the man
in the mancakes.
(laughs)
Hey.
What's going on down here?
- Oh, Henry, look.
Captain Man made breakfast
for the whole family.
Oh.
Uh, isn't that dad's robe?
Yeah, I found it
in the dryer.
It looks like
it fits you perfectly.
Well, it's a little small
in the biceps,
but what can you do?
Uh, you could wear your own robe
and sleep at your own place.
Henry, don't be rude.
Captain Man is being nice enough
to stay here and protect us
in case that purse snatcher
comes to the house.
Oh yeah, the purse snatcher.
So, what have you been doing
to catch him?
I have a lot of good ideas.
- Like what?
- What?
What ideas do you have
to catch the purse snatcher?
Well, for starters, you know,
I have a sidekick, Kid Danger?
Oh, yeah, I've heard of him.
Well, since
I'm Kid Danger's boss,
Maybe I'll make him
put on a pretty dress
and carry a purse
through the most dangerous
part of town late at night.
And maybe the snatcher will
take the bait and attack him.
I... I don't think
that's a very good idea.
Okay, so you want to keep
talking about this
or you want to sit down
and enjoy some mancakes?
Mancakes, please.
Hey, I heard on the radio
they're doing family portraits
at the mall today
for half off.
Ooh, maybe we should
go get some family photos.
I think
that's a mantastic idea.
(chuckles)
Piper, put on something cute!
We're going to take
some family photos!
Okay!
Hey.
Dad's in Baltimore.
I know, but Captain Man
can fill in for your dad.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
Okay.
Geez, how much gasoline do we
have to pour into this thing?
I think that's enough.
Now, let's test it.
Sit in the chair.
How about you sit
in the chair?
It's totally safe.
I hope so.
Ready?
(sputtering)
- (loud thud)
- (elevator dings)
Hi, everyone.
We're busy.
- What are you wearing?
- A poncho. And rubber boots.
Why?
It was just barely raining.
I know that,
but Captain Dad still made me
wear all this stuff
"so I won't catch a cold."
And he made me carry this.
Hey, I might have some
good news for you. Come here.
What?
I was thinking about
your mom's purse,
So I went online,
and look what I found for sale.
Whoa,
that's my mom's purse.
That's what I thought.
Here, I'll zoom in.
(Henry)
"Used Kate Spod purse.
Recently stolen."
- You'd think they wouldn't
put that in the ad.
- Right?
So, what's our plan?
Well...
(chair sputtering)
We call the phone number
on that ad,
say we want to buy the purse,
and have the guy who's selling
it bring it to your house,
and then Captain Man
can get him.
Yeah, and then Captain Man
can move out of my house.
- Uh-huh.
- (chair sputtering)
(engine starts)
It started! Quick!
(engine backfires)
Dang it!
You know, one time my dad
tried to braid my hair.
Oh yeah?
How'd that turn out?
Bad!
Okay, guys, how's it look?
That looks fantastic.
I love it!
- Hi, everyone!
- It's us!
Did a guy named Axel
show up here yet?
- Axel?
- No one's shown up here.
- (sighs) Good.
- Who's Axel?
He's the guy who--
What the--
Really?
Over the fireplace? Really?
Who's Axel?
The guy who stole
your mom's purse.
(gasps) You found him?
Yeah. We found him
trying to sell it online.
- I found it. I found it.
- We found it. All right.
He's on his way here
with the purse.
Because he thinks
we're going to buy it from him.
Ooh, well, what time
is he supposed to--
- (doorbell rings)
- (screaming)
- He's here.
- Quick, what's the plan?
Uh... We all sneak out
the back way and go to the zoo.
How does that help his mom
get her purse back?
(doorbell rings)
Just a sec!
- Go hide.
- All right!
- Okay. Everyone just sit
around and act like
Everything's normal.
- Right.
- Okay.
Wait.
What if he recognizes me?
She's right!
Quick, you better
come hide here right by me!
- Hurry, hurry, hurry!
- Okay!
(doorbell rings)
Hi, welcome to this house.
Won't you come in?
Yeah, okay.
So...
How much for the purse?
Oh. Well, the ad said--
Ha! Now you don't have it!
- Dude--
- Captain Man!
Aw, no way!
Captain Man lives here?
No, he does not.
Whatever, man.
I guess I'm busted.
Yeah.
Which means
you get your purse back.
And Captain Man doesn't have
to stay here anymore.
Now, now, wait, wait,
wait a minute.
We can't be sure
he's the real criminal.
I am.
It was all me, man.
Can I see that
for a second?
Come with me.
Now, I want you to hold on
to that purse and don't escape.
Because if you escape,
I might not be able
to find you again
and take you to jail.
No one's going
to be watching you.
You're going to leave him
out there with the purse?
Look, I realize it may seem
like this case is solved,
but just to be safe,
maybe I should stay here
for another month or two.
Okay, that's it.
Captain man, I don't mean
to be disrespectful,
But I think you just want
to stay here and pretend
to be the dad
in our family.
Henry, be nice.
No, no.
Ma'am, your boy's right.
I love being a superhero,
having all these cool devices,
wearing this snug suit
that makes me look awesome.
But sometimes I get lonely.
And over these past few days,
I guess I got carried away
with how nice it feels
to be part of a real family.
Aw, man, the dude ran away.
Well, go get him.
- Me?
- Hurry.
(all talking at once)
...ruining it.
Henry...
Piper...
Mom...
I really enjoyed these last
few days of being a family man.
- Thank you for that.
- (chuckles)
Well, maybe one day
you'll find a nice girl,
get married,
and have your own family.
Nah.
- Hey.
- (honking)
Did I just see Charlotte
tackling a grown man
out in the street?
- Dad!
- Honey, you're home!
Yay.
I thought you were going
to pick me up from the airport.
What's Captain Man
doing here?
We ran into a little problem
when you were out of town.
Captain Man wore your robe.
My robe?
Why would he--
Uh... When was that taken?
Uh...
Well...
I caught him.
You're welcome.
Okay, I think I fixed it.
Charlotte,
go sit in the chair.
No.
Henry, go sit in the chair.
All right.
- Okay. Get ready to relax
and enjoy the ultimate massage.
(engine starts)
Oh, yes.
This is nice.
♪
(oven bell)
Mmm...