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Hey! Over here.
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Hi.
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This is my locker, number 67.
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Congratulations.
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Open it.
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- You sure you want to do this?
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- Oh yeah, I'm sure.
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- Well?
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- He's doing it.
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Oh, my god. Are we crazy?
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Is this crazy?
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I don't know.
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It's a little crazy,
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but it feels good.
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But, hey,
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if you're not sure,
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You can still think about it.
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We could do it tomorrow.
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No, tomorrow I'm getting
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laser eye surgery.
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Oh. Yeah. Right.
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Vision.
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Yeah. And I don't need
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to think about it.
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- Let's do this.
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- Yeah, all right.
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Henry! Henry.
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- Oh, hey, Shar.
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- Hi. Hey, Bianca.
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Hi.
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We were just going
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to discu... Okay.
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- Is it true?
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- That they found Bigfoot
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on the moon?
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You know
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what I want to know.
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Yeah, it's true.
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I'm letting Bianca
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share my locker.
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(gasps)
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Because, you know,
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her locker's upstairs,
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but most of her classes
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are down here, so we figured
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she might as well keep
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some of her stuff in my locker.
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And because you two
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like each other.
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- She liked me first.
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- Uh-huh.
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Son, it's time.
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Cool. Bianca!
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Let's do this!
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Now, kids, sharing a locker
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is a big deal.
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- Right.
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- We know.
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Okay.
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Girl, you want
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to put your thumb on the pad?
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I do.
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(beeping)
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Okay. You're all set.
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Now, remember kids,
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life is one long disappointment.
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Well, try it.
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(chatter)
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(beeping)
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♪
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Now, stomp on this bag
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of Skeezits.
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Muscle toe.
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Henry!
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Henry!
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- Henry.
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- Oh, hey, man. What's up?
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I just heard you're letting
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Bianca share your locker.
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- Yeah, I am.
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- He is.
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- We are.
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- We is.
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Don't get cute.
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When I asked you
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if I could share your locker,
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you told me
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you weren't ready.
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I know.
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But Bianca's a girl.
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Well, that's not my fault.
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Sorry, man.
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Hey. I know how to make
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a Jasper feel better.
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- How?
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- Free Skeezits.
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- Really?
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- Mm-hmm.
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Wow. Pre-crushed.
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It all just
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kind of happened.
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My dad was
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an irresponsible scientist.
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I wanted an after-school job.
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And by accident,
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he made me indestructible.
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Ah!
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I went into this crazy store
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and met a pretty
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interesting guy.
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I'm going to blow your mind.
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Now I protect
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the good citizens of Swellview
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- who call me...
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- He turned out to be...
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- You know the name.
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- Captain Man!
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That's right, Henry.
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In time, I realized
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that being a superhero
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is a lot to handle alone.
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- He wanted some help.
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- I needed a sidekick.
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I, Henry Hart...
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pledge to never ever ever
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tell anyone...
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that I'm Captain Man's
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secret sidekick.
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- It is done.
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- Now we blow bubbles.
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And fight crime.
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Feels good.
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- Call it.
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- Up the tube!
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Oh, my boot.
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Ha!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yes, I understand.
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Has anyone been hurt?
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Wait, has anyone
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called the fire department?
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What do you mean
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they're at a softball game?
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All of them?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm on my way.
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But go ahead
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and call the police.
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Tell them to bring
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a tranquilizer gun.
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What do you mean the police
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are all playing softball?
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Oh, they're playing
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the fire department.
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What? Okay, just tell me
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what floor it's stuck on.
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(screaming)
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(thud)
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(elevator dings)
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- Hey, I'm here.
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- We have two emergencies.
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Whoa.
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What's going on?
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There's a vicious
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alligator running wild
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through Swellview Park.
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What's a vicious alligator
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doing in Swellview Park?
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Running wild.
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And somebody's stuck
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in an elevator on the 79th floor
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of the Nakatomi Tower.
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Ooh, yikes.
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What are we going to do?
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I'll go rescue the person
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from the stuck elevator.
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You go get that alligator.
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No, no, no.
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No way, Ray.
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You can't make Henry go get
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a wild alligator by himself.
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All right, fine.
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We'll flip for it.
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I call heads.
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I'm taking that quarter
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out of your paycheck.
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Dude, you're indestructible.
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You go get the alligator.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll get the elevator,
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you get the alligator.
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Good. Wait.
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(chuckles)
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You almost fell for it.
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That alligator
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would have killed you.
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Guys, go rescue people.
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Right.
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Let's chew, then do.
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Nice one.
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(both) Up the tube!
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Well, I'm going to watch
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"Dogs Got Talent."
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Oh, look at Lolly jump.
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Go, Lolly.
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(girl) Help!
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Please help me!
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Hello?
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Can anyone hear me?
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- Just hang on.
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Help is on the way.
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- Please hurry!
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Yeah, yeah.
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I should've gone
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for the alligator.
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- (screams)
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What's happening?
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Relax, I'm going
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to get you out of there.
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- Who are you?
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- Kid Danger.
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Oh my god,
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is Captain Man with you?
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No, just me.
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Oh.
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Well, don't act so excited.
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(girl) Please hurry!
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Please get me
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out of this elevator.
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I just had laser eye surgery
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and I can barely see.
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Okay. Stop whining and move
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to the side. I'm going
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to drop down next to you.
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Okay.
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(screams)
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It's okay. It's okay.
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It's...
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You.
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Kid Danger?
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Uh...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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(lowers voice)
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Uh... I mean, yes, it is.
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I am me.
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Oh, good.
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- So, you just had
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laser eye surgery?
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- Uh-huh.
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Can you see
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this waving motion?
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A little bit.
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(cable creaking)
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(screaming)
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Oh.
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Oh, we got to get
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out of here. Maybe we can--
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(man) Hey, can you hear me
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in there?
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- Yes!
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- Yeah, we can hear you!
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My name is Robert Kirby,
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I'm the building manager!
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(both) Hi, Robert!
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Who's that in there?
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It's Kid Danger!
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Really? Is Captain Man
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in there with you?
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- No!
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- Oh.
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(screaming)
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- Hey, Kid Danger?
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- Yeah?
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Can I get a selfie with you?
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Let's talk
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about that later, Robert!
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Okay, don't forget!
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Oh, man,
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the cable's going to snap.
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What happened?
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Uh, the elevator
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kind of... left.
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What?!
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Where'd it go?
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(crashing)
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- About 79 stories down there.
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- Oh my god!
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Don't worry. I got you.
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You ready to go
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up to the roof?
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Yeah. In just...
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Just a sec...
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Okay, but...
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We should hurry.
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(man) Hey, Kid Danger!
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When can I get that selfie
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with you?
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Not now, Robert!
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- Hold tight.
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00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,792
- Okay.
301
00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,709
Up the shaft!
302
00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,583
(screams)
303
00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:26,083
♪
304
00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:29,333
So, I look up, and I see
305
00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:29,333
the cable is about to snap,
306
00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:29,333
and I yell,
307
00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,583
"Oh, man,
308
00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,583
it's going to snap!"
309
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,834
- And then it snapped?
310
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,834
- And then it snapped.
311
00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,125
Whoa.
312
00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:36,750
Yeah. And then, whoosh,
313
00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:36,750
the elevator just drops,
314
00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:39,083
like, bye bye elevator,
315
00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:39,083
and I'm just hanging.
316
00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,875
- So, what about Bianca?
317
00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,875
- She was holding onto me.
318
00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:43,583
- Tight?
319
00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:43,583
- Tight.
320
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,500
And then... we kissed.
321
00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:47,792
Ooh.
322
00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,291
Woo.
323
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,417
Wait.
324
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,417
You two kissed?
325
00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:54,667
While dangling.
326
00:09:54,709 --> 00:09:57,041
- Oh, a dangle kiss, wow!
327
00:09:54,709 --> 00:09:57,041
- Wow.
328
00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,875
And you're not mad?
329
00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:01,917
Pfft. Mad happy.
330
00:10:01,959 --> 00:10:05,500
Why should Henry be mad that
331
00:10:01,959 --> 00:10:05,500
The girl he likes kissed him?
332
00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:07,625
Because she didn't
333
00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:07,625
kiss Henry,
334
00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:09,166
she kissed Kid Danger.
335
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:13,583
Yeah, and I'm Kid Danger.
336
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:17,417
(Both) Dur.
337
00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,542
Guys!
338
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:21,583
We all know
339
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:21,583
that Henry is Kid Danger.
340
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:23,667
Bianca doesn't.
341
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:30,125
Well, yeah, but she...
342
00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:34,375
Oh my god, she's right.
343
00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:36,291
Dur.
344
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:38,750
Bianca cheated on me.
345
00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:40,542
Oh, come on,
346
00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:40,542
she didn't really cheat.
347
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:41,750
She did, too.
348
00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:44,208
She kissed another guy
349
00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:44,208
who I admit was me,
350
00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:47,583
but she didn't know that.
351
00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:47,583
So she cheated.
352
00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:50,166
Yep. This steak is good.
353
00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:50,166
Can I have another one?
354
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,792
Yeah, but that's not steak.
355
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,542
Oh. What is it?
356
00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:56,166
Alligator.
357
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,125
(text alert)
358
00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,667
Jasper is going to be here
359
00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,667
in ten minutes.
360
00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:13,083
Great.
361
00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:16,500
Yay. Wee.
362
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:19,000
Um, what time's Bianca
363
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:19,000
supposed to get here?
364
00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:21,125
I don't know.
365
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:25,583
I guess it depends on whether
366
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:25,583
or not she stops along the way
367
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:25,583
to kiss 20 more guys!
368
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,583
Okay, dude,
369
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,583
you're a little out of control.
370
00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:31,458
No, I'm in complete control.
371
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:37,250
(grunting)
372
00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,291
How are we all going
373
00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,291
to play a game tonight
374
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,750
if you're this mad
375
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,750
at Bianca?
376
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,041
I'm not mad.
377
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,625
- Yes you are.
378
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,625
- Dang right I'm mad!
379
00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,291
And it's Bianca's fault
380
00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,291
because she never should've
381
00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,291
kissed Kid Danger.
382
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,583
We should cancel game night.
383
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,792
We're not canceling
384
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,792
game night.
385
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,250
You're too mad
386
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,250
to play a game.
387
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,500
I'm very good
388
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,500
at hiding my anger!
389
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:08,709
See me smile?
390
00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:14,333
Dah.
391
00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:19,917
Okay, Jasper.
392
00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:22,333
Name the famous celebrity
393
00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:22,333
from the 1960s
394
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,166
who was also the third man
395
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,166
to walk on the moon.
396
00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:27,667
Uh... Sammy Davis Junior.
397
00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,041
Correct.
398
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:33,542
(bells dinging)
399
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,250
Okay, your turn, Henry.
400
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:39,083
Yeah.
401
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:39,083
My turn.
402
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:43,166
He got an eight.
403
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,917
(all) Wazzle.
404
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:51,709
All right, Bianca.
405
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,125
Name Taylor Swift's
406
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,125
second hit song
407
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,458
and the most popular dessert
408
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,458
in Wisconsin.
409
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:59,125
Um...
410
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:04,458
Hey, if you're not sure,
411
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:04,458
why don't you just cheat?
412
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,667
Are you mad at me
413
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,667
about something?
414
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:09,291
I don't know, should I be?
415
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,208
I'm just trying
416
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,208
to play the game.
417
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,917
Well, I'm trying
418
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,917
to play the game of life...
419
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,250
the right way!
420
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:22,917
Uh...
421
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:22,917
I'm starting a worm farm.
422
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,917
Excuse me,
423
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,917
where's the bathroom?
424
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:31,208
Why? Need to wash
425
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:31,208
your dirty hands?
426
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,750
Uh, it's back through there
427
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,750
down the hall.
428
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,250
Thanks.
429
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,125
(doorbell rings)
430
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,500
Piper, go see
431
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,500
who's at the door.
432
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:40,792
Dang it.
433
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,208
I'll go see
434
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,208
who's at the door
435
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,667
because I want to go see
436
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,667
who's at the door,
437
00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:47,917
not because you told me to.
438
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,417
Hi.
439
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,792
Hi.
440
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:06,166
Hey, Oliver,
441
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:06,166
what are you doing here?
442
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,000
I heard you were
443
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,000
playing a game.
444
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,250
We are.
445
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,250
Did someone invite you?
446
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:11,166
No.
447
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,875
Come on in, Neesha!
448
00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:24,750
Um... who's that?
449
00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,500
My great grandma.
450
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,875
I'm ready to play.
451
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,375
Hey, Piper, will you come
452
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,375
be Oliver's game partner?
453
00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:33,917
Yeah, whatever.
454
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,542
Hey, I love that blue soap
455
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,542
in your bathroom.
456
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,333
You probably love the soap
457
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,333
in all guys' bathrooms.
458
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:45,250
Who's that chick?
459
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:46,792
- She's Bianca.
460
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:46,792
- Hi.
461
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:50,083
The Bianca that got rescued
462
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:50,083
by Kid Danger yesterday?
463
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,333
- Uh-huh.
464
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,333
- Oh my god.
465
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,333
I heard on the news
466
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,333
that you and Kid Danger
467
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,792
were dangling by a rope
468
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,792
in an elevator shaft.
469
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:59,333
Yeah. I'd just gotten laser
470
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:59,333
surgery on my eyes and--
471
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,792
Yeah, blah, blah.
472
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,792
Tell me about Kid Danger.
473
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,917
- Yeah, tell me
474
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,917
about Kid Danger.
475
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,917
- Tell us.
476
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:07,041
Okay, well, I was in the
477
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:07,041
elevator and it got stuck.
478
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,083
Yeah, and?
479
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,125
And Kid Danger showed up.
480
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,542
Yeah, and?
481
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,083
And the elevator fell,
482
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,083
but Kid Danger saved me.
483
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:18,291
Yeah, and?
484
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,583
And then he got us
485
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,583
up on the roof,
486
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,375
a helicopter picked us up.
487
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,375
And that was it.
488
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:26,041
You sure
489
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:26,041
you're not leaving anything out?
490
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,959
What's wrong with you?
491
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,500
Oh, I don't know. Maybe someone
492
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,500
kicked me in the heart.
493
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,709
I got a seven.
494
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,583
(all) Wazzle.
495
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:42,542
You didn't say wazzle.
496
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,375
Maybe I don't want
497
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,375
to say wazzle.
498
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,834
Fair enough.
499
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:51,417
And maybe I don't want to be
500
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:51,417
Bianca's game partner anymore.
501
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:58,500
Sorry, guys,
502
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:58,500
but I'm going to go.
503
00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:07,250
Wazzle.
504
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,834
Will you please tell Henry
505
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,834
he's overreacting?
506
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,583
You're overreacting.
507
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,083
No, I'm not.
508
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,083
And guess what?
509
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,875
What?
510
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,792
When I get to school tomorrow,
511
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,792
I'm going to have
512
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,792
the maintenance guy
513
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,709
Come to my locker
514
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,709
and de-activate Bianca's
515
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,709
thumb print.
516
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,208
But you just started
517
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,208
sharing your locker with her.
518
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,667
I knew it wouldn't last.
519
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:35,625
- So, Henry,
520
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:35,625
you really liked Bianca?
521
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:35,625
- I did.
522
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,417
And now you think
523
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,417
she's a bad person
524
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,333
because she kissed Kid Danger.
525
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,333
(squeals)
526
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,834
Which is you.
527
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,959
She didn't know it was me.
528
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,625
You know,
529
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,625
I bet you she'd dump me
530
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,625
for Kid Danger in a second.
531
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,000
Well, if you're
532
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,000
so sure of that,
533
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,000
why don't you find out?
534
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,875
Huh?
535
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:54,125
Find out how?
536
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,709
Rescue her again.
537
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,291
Exactly.
538
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,917
Yeah, and then
539
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,917
after you rescue her,
540
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:02,875
See if you can really get her
541
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:02,875
to fall in love with Kid Danger.
542
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:05,375
And what am I supposed
543
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:05,375
to rescue her from?
544
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:09,291
Two teenage thugs.
545
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:12,834
Yeah. Bad teenage boys. Eh?
546
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:13,875
Eh?
547
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:17,542
(chuckling)
548
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:21,125
(sighing)
549
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,291
Okay, you guys
550
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,291
look so stupid.
551
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,542
No we don't.
552
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,500
We look just like
553
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,500
typical rotten teenagers.
554
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,291
Yeah, we're bad news teens.
555
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,375
Yeah, we don't care
556
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,375
about no rules.
557
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,208
Get out of my room, Mom.
558
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,208
I hate you. Gah.
559
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,375
(grunting)
560
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,500
Okay, Bianca's on her way.
561
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:02,500
- You know what to do?
562
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:02,500
- Yeah, yeah. Just go, go, go.
563
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,083
All right. All right.
564
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,458
- All right.
565
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,458
- (grunts)
566
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,875
Hey, hey, hey.
567
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:13,083
Where you going?
568
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,333
Yeah, where you going?
569
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,959
To talk to a teacher.
570
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,875
Oh, I don't think so.
571
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:20,166
We don't think so.
572
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,542
Yeah, no, no, no.
573
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,458
- That ain't happening.
574
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,458
- Nuh-uh.
575
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,917
- You going nowhere, girl.
576
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,917
- That's right!
577
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:28,333
Who are you guys?
578
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:32,458
(both) oh.
579
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,417
- Hey, give me my phone!
580
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,417
- No.
581
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,667
We're not going to.
582
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:41,875
We're going to delete
583
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:41,875
some of your contacts.
584
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,709
And then I'm going
585
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,709
to punch your dad.
586
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:44,792
What?
587
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,291
♪
588
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,542
Hey!
589
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,542
Leave her alone!
590
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,166
Kid Danger!
591
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:56,041
Don't get nervous.
592
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:56,041
It's two against one.
593
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,792
Yeah.
594
00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:01,375
You sure you want to mess with
595
00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:01,375
two tough teenagers like us?
596
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:02,750
Because if you do,
597
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:02,750
we're going to--
598
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,709
(zapping)
599
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,041
(grunting)
600
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,208
Whoa. Ugh. Ugh.
601
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,208
All right.
602
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,208
Okay. All right.
603
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,917
All right, that's enough!
604
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,458
Then get out of here!
605
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,333
And drag your friend with you.
606
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,500
Okay, okay.
607
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,709
(gasps)
608
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,083
Yeah, you better exit!
609
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,750
(Captain Man) Okay.
610
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,291
I think this phone
611
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,291
belongs to you.
612
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,542
Thanks.
613
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,542
That was amazing.
614
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:42,375
Ah, I don't sweat guys
615
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:42,375
like that.
616
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:47,375
No, I mean,
617
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:47,375
that's the second time
618
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:47,375
this week you've rescued me.
619
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:50,583
Maybe you'd like
620
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:50,583
to thank me for that.
621
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,625
You don't want to kiss me?
622
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,458
No.
623
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,375
We kissed before.
624
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:05,667
Yeah, but that was a mistake.
625
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:08,875
Look, I really appreciate you
626
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:08,875
rescuing me.
627
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,333
But...
628
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,417
I like somebody else.
629
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,750
Oh.
630
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:18,333
But I'm
631
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:18,333
a superhero's sidekick.
632
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:22,959
I know. And you're really
633
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:22,959
nice and awesome and
634
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:22,959
everything, but--
635
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,333
Hey, I get it.
636
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,667
Thanks for understanding.
637
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,500
Sure.
638
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:35,500
So, this other guy you like,
639
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:37,667
I guess
640
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:37,667
he's pretty good looking.
641
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,166
Yeah, he's really cute.
642
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,041
- And funny.
643
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,041
- Uh-huh.
644
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,583
- Super smart.
645
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,583
- Eh.
646
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,291
He's smart enough.
647
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,208
Oh my gosh, look!
648
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,959
Kid Danger,
649
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,959
right here in our school!
650
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,458
Yes.
651
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,000
Wow, I would love
652
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,000
to get to know you,
653
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:02,333
But you probably have all kinds
654
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:02,333
of important things to do
655
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,834
So I guess
656
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,834
you're about to leave.
657
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,333
Right.
658
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,291
You be careful, miss.
659
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,917
I will.
660
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:15,625
Oh, and that guy you like?
661
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,792
You should make him a pie.
662
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:20,458
Well, bye.
663
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:29,500
Okay, this is amazing pie.
664
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,083
Ooh, it's so good.
665
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,959
Oh, yeah. Let's give it up
666
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,959
for Bianca's coconut cream pie.
667
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,125
(cheering)
668
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,458
Best pie.
669
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,959
Okay, my turn.
670
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,250
Well, roll the dice, then.
671
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,583
Yeah, baby.
672
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,834
I got a six.
673
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,959
(all) Wazzle.
674
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,834
(bells dinging)
675
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,500
- To pie.
676
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,500
- To pie.
677
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:58,750
(all) Aw.
678
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,333
Wazzle!
679
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,625
♪
680
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:33,834
(oven bell)
681
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,667
Mmm.