Hey! Over here.
Hi.
This is my locker, number 67.
Congratulations.
Open it.
- You sure you want to do this?
- Oh yeah, I'm sure.
- Well?
- He's doing it.
Oh, my god. Are we crazy?
Is this crazy?
I don't know.
It's a little crazy,
but it feels good.
But, hey,
if you're not sure,
You can still think about it.
We could do it tomorrow.
No, tomorrow I'm getting
laser eye surgery.
Oh. Yeah. Right.
Vision.
Yeah. And I don't need
to think about it.
- Let's do this.
- Yeah, all right.
Henry! Henry.
- Oh, hey, Shar.
- Hi. Hey, Bianca.
Hi.
We were just going
to discu... Okay.
- Is it true?
- That they found Bigfoot
on the moon?
You know
what I want to know.
Yeah, it's true.
I'm letting Bianca
share my locker.
(gasps)
Because, you know,
her locker's upstairs,
but most of her classes
are down here, so we figured
she might as well keep
some of her stuff in my locker.
And because you two
like each other.
- She liked me first.
- Uh-huh.
Son, it's time.
Cool. Bianca!
Let's do this!
Now, kids, sharing a locker
is a big deal.
- Right.
- We know.
Okay.
Girl, you want
to put your thumb on the pad?
I do.
(beeping)
Okay. You're all set.
Now, remember kids,
life is one long disappointment.
Well, try it.
(chatter)
(beeping)
♪
Now, stomp on this bag
of Skeezits.
Muscle toe.
Henry!
- Henry.
- Oh, hey, man. What's up?
I just heard you're letting
Bianca share your locker.
- Yeah, I am.
- He is.
- We are.
- We is.
Don't get cute.
When I asked you
if I could share your locker,
you told me
you weren't ready.
I know.
But Bianca's a girl.
Well, that's not my fault.
Sorry, man.
Hey. I know how to make
a Jasper feel better.
- How?
- Free Skeezits.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
Wow. Pre-crushed.
It all just
kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
I went into this crazy store
and met a pretty
interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
- who call me...
- He turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart...
pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
that I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
Ha!
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, I understand.
Has anyone been hurt?
Wait, has anyone
called the fire department?
What do you mean
they're at a softball game?
All of them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm on my way.
But go ahead
and call the police.
Tell them to bring
a tranquilizer gun.
What do you mean the police
are all playing softball?
Oh, they're playing
the fire department.
What? Okay, just tell me
what floor it's stuck on.
(screaming)
(thud)
(elevator dings)
- Hey, I'm here.
- We have two emergencies.
Whoa.
What's going on?
There's a vicious
alligator running wild
through Swellview Park.
What's a vicious alligator
doing in Swellview Park?
Running wild.
And somebody's stuck
in an elevator on the 79th floor
of the Nakatomi Tower.
Ooh, yikes.
What are we going to do?
I'll go rescue the person
from the stuck elevator.
You go get that alligator.
No, no, no.
No way, Ray.
You can't make Henry go get
a wild alligator by himself.
All right, fine.
We'll flip for it.
I call heads.
I'm taking that quarter
out of your paycheck.
Dude, you're indestructible.
You go get the alligator.
Okay, fine.
I'll get the elevator,
you get the alligator.
Good. Wait.
(chuckles)
You almost fell for it.
That alligator
would have killed you.
Guys, go rescue people.
Right.
Let's chew, then do.
Nice one.
(both) Up the tube!
Well, I'm going to watch
"Dogs Got Talent."
Oh, look at Lolly jump.
Go, Lolly.
(girl) Help!
Please help me!
Hello?
Can anyone hear me?
- Just hang on.
Help is on the way.
- Please hurry!
Yeah, yeah.
I should've gone
for the alligator.
- (screams)
What's happening?
Relax, I'm going
to get you out of there.
- Who are you?
- Kid Danger.
Oh my god,
is Captain Man with you?
No, just me.
Oh.
Well, don't act so excited.
(girl) Please hurry!
Please get me
out of this elevator.
I just had laser eye surgery
and I can barely see.
Okay. Stop whining and move
to the side. I'm going
to drop down next to you.
Okay.
(screams)
It's okay. It's okay.
It's...
You.
Kid Danger?
Uh...
Yeah. Yeah.
(lowers voice)
Uh... I mean, yes, it is.
I am me.
Oh, good.
- So, you just had
laser eye surgery?
- Uh-huh.
Can you see
this waving motion?
A little bit.
(cable creaking)
(screaming)
Oh.
Oh, we got to get
out of here. Maybe we can--
(man) Hey, can you hear me
in there?
- Yes!
- Yeah, we can hear you!
My name is Robert Kirby,
I'm the building manager!
(both) Hi, Robert!
Who's that in there?
It's Kid Danger!
Really? Is Captain Man
in there with you?
- No!
- Oh.
(screaming)
- Hey, Kid Danger?
- Yeah?
Can I get a selfie with you?
Let's talk
about that later, Robert!
Okay, don't forget!
Oh, man,
the cable's going to snap.
What happened?
Uh, the elevator
kind of... left.
What?!
Where'd it go?
(crashing)
- About 79 stories down there.
- Oh my god!
Don't worry. I got you.
You ready to go
up to the roof?
Yeah. In just...
Just a sec...
Okay, but...
We should hurry.
(man) Hey, Kid Danger!
When can I get that selfie
with you?
Not now, Robert!
- Hold tight.
- Okay.
Up the shaft!
(screams)
♪
So, I look up, and I see
the cable is about to snap,
and I yell,
"Oh, man,
it's going to snap!"
- And then it snapped?
- And then it snapped.
Whoa.
Yeah. And then, whoosh,
the elevator just drops,
like, bye bye elevator,
and I'm just hanging.
- So, what about Bianca?
- She was holding onto me.
- Tight?
- Tight.
And then... we kissed.
Ooh.
Woo.
Wait.
You two kissed?
While dangling.
- Oh, a dangle kiss, wow!
- Wow.
And you're not mad?
Pfft. Mad happy.
Why should Henry be mad that
The girl he likes kissed him?
Because she didn't
kiss Henry,
she kissed Kid Danger.
Yeah, and I'm Kid Danger.
(Both) Dur.
Guys!
We all know
that Henry is Kid Danger.
Bianca doesn't.
Well, yeah, but she...
Oh my god, she's right.
Dur.
Bianca cheated on me.
Oh, come on,
she didn't really cheat.
She did, too.
She kissed another guy
who I admit was me,
but she didn't know that.
So she cheated.
Yep. This steak is good.
Can I have another one?
Yeah, but that's not steak.
Oh. What is it?
Alligator.
(text alert)
Jasper is going to be here
in ten minutes.
Great.
Yay. Wee.
Um, what time's Bianca
supposed to get here?
I don't know.
I guess it depends on whether
or not she stops along the way
to kiss 20 more guys!
Okay, dude,
you're a little out of control.
No, I'm in complete control.
(grunting)
How are we all going
to play a game tonight
if you're this mad
at Bianca?
I'm not mad.
- Yes you are.
- Dang right I'm mad!
And it's Bianca's fault
because she never should've
kissed Kid Danger.
We should cancel game night.
We're not canceling
game night.
You're too mad
to play a game.
I'm very good
at hiding my anger!
See me smile?
Dah.
Okay, Jasper.
Name the famous celebrity
from the 1960s
who was also the third man
to walk on the moon.
Uh... Sammy Davis Junior.
Correct.
(bells dinging)
Okay, your turn, Henry.
Yeah.
My turn.
He got an eight.
(all) Wazzle.
All right, Bianca.
Name Taylor Swift's
second hit song
and the most popular dessert
in Wisconsin.
Um...
Hey, if you're not sure,
why don't you just cheat?
Are you mad at me
about something?
I don't know, should I be?
I'm just trying
to play the game.
Well, I'm trying
to play the game of life...
the right way!
Uh...
I'm starting a worm farm.
Excuse me,
where's the bathroom?
Why? Need to wash
your dirty hands?
Uh, it's back through there
down the hall.
Thanks.
(doorbell rings)
Piper, go see
who's at the door.
Dang it.
I'll go see
who's at the door
because I want to go see
who's at the door,
not because you told me to.
Hi.
Hey, Oliver,
what are you doing here?
I heard you were
playing a game.
We are.
Did someone invite you?
No.
Come on in, Neesha!
Um... who's that?
My great grandma.
I'm ready to play.
Hey, Piper, will you come
be Oliver's game partner?
Yeah, whatever.
Hey, I love that blue soap
in your bathroom.
You probably love the soap
in all guys' bathrooms.
Who's that chick?
- She's Bianca.
- Hi.
The Bianca that got rescued
by Kid Danger yesterday?
- Uh-huh.
- Oh my god.
I heard on the news
that you and Kid Danger
were dangling by a rope
in an elevator shaft.
Yeah. I'd just gotten laser
surgery on my eyes and--
Yeah, blah, blah.
Tell me about Kid Danger.
- Yeah, tell me
about Kid Danger.
- Tell us.
Okay, well, I was in the
elevator and it got stuck.
Yeah, and?
And Kid Danger showed up.
Yeah, and?
And the elevator fell,
but Kid Danger saved me.
Yeah, and?
And then he got us
up on the roof,
a helicopter picked us up.
And that was it.
You sure
you're not leaving anything out?
What's wrong with you?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe someone
kicked me in the heart.
I got a seven.
(all) Wazzle.
You didn't say wazzle.
Maybe I don't want
to say wazzle.
Fair enough.
And maybe I don't want to be
Bianca's game partner anymore.
Sorry, guys,
but I'm going to go.
Wazzle.
Will you please tell Henry
he's overreacting?
You're overreacting.
No, I'm not.
And guess what?
What?
When I get to school tomorrow,
I'm going to have
the maintenance guy
Come to my locker
and de-activate Bianca's
thumb print.
But you just started
sharing your locker with her.
I knew it wouldn't last.
- So, Henry,
you really liked Bianca?
- I did.
And now you think
she's a bad person
because she kissed Kid Danger.
(squeals)
Which is you.
She didn't know it was me.
You know,
I bet you she'd dump me
for Kid Danger in a second.
Well, if you're
so sure of that,
why don't you find out?
Huh?
Find out how?
Rescue her again.
Exactly.
Yeah, and then
after you rescue her,
See if you can really get her
to fall in love with Kid Danger.
And what am I supposed
to rescue her from?
Two teenage thugs.
Yeah. Bad teenage boys. Eh?
Eh?
(chuckling)
(sighing)
Okay, you guys
look so stupid.
No we don't.
We look just like
typical rotten teenagers.
Yeah, we're bad news teens.
Yeah, we don't care
about no rules.
Get out of my room, Mom.
I hate you. Gah.
(grunting)
Okay, Bianca's on her way.
- You know what to do?
- Yeah, yeah. Just go, go, go.
All right. All right.
- All right.
- (grunts)
Hey, hey, hey.
Where you going?
Yeah, where you going?
To talk to a teacher.
Oh, I don't think so.
We don't think so.
Yeah, no, no, no.
- That ain't happening.
- Nuh-uh.
- You going nowhere, girl.
- That's right!
Who are you guys?
(both) oh.
- Hey, give me my phone!
- No.
We're not going to.
We're going to delete
some of your contacts.
And then I'm going
to punch your dad.
What?
♪
Hey!
Leave her alone!
Kid Danger!
Don't get nervous.
It's two against one.
Yeah.
You sure you want to mess with
two tough teenagers like us?
Because if you do,
we're going to--
(zapping)
(grunting)
Whoa. Ugh. Ugh.
All right.
Okay. All right.
All right, that's enough!
Then get out of here!
And drag your friend with you.
Okay, okay.
(gasps)
Yeah, you better exit!
(Captain Man) Okay.
I think this phone
belongs to you.
Thanks.
That was amazing.
Ah, I don't sweat guys
like that.
No, I mean,
that's the second time
this week you've rescued me.
Maybe you'd like
to thank me for that.
You don't want to kiss me?
No.
We kissed before.
Yeah, but that was a mistake.
Look, I really appreciate you
rescuing me.
But...
I like somebody else.
Oh.
But I'm
a superhero's sidekick.
I know. And you're really
nice and awesome and
everything, but--
Hey, I get it.
Thanks for understanding.
Sure.
So, this other guy you like,
I guess
he's pretty good looking.
Yeah, he's really cute.
- And funny.
- Uh-huh.
- Super smart.
- Eh.
He's smart enough.
Oh my gosh, look!
Kid Danger,
right here in our school!
Yes.
Wow, I would love
to get to know you,
But you probably have all kinds
of important things to do
So I guess
you're about to leave.
Right.
You be careful, miss.
I will.
Oh, and that guy you like?
You should make him a pie.
Well, bye.
Okay, this is amazing pie.
Ooh, it's so good.
Oh, yeah. Let's give it up
for Bianca's coconut cream pie.
(cheering)
Best pie.
Okay, my turn.
Well, roll the dice, then.
Yeah, baby.
I got a six.
(all) Wazzle.
(bells dinging)
- To pie.
(all) Aw.
Wazzle!
♪
(oven bell)
Mmm.