Buy a fruit bar.
Okay.
Buy a fruit bar.
Okay.
Buy a fruit bar.
Okay.
Buy a fruit bar.
Why?
I'm raising money
for my scout troop.
Buy a fruit bar.
I don't want a fruit bar.
Okay, you
can have one.
No, I really ha--
No, I don't--
Okay.
Hey, guys.
Come see what I got.
It's going to
be a bucket.
Maybe it won't be.
It's going to
be a bucket.
Look what I got from the bucket
hut.
You bought another bucket.
I told you.
This ones's
really special.
I'll tell you about it.
So--
Ooh, I got to
take this call.
Hello?
Oh heyyyy.
I know you're just
talking into a fruit bar.
Just tell me
about your bucket.
Okay.
It's magnetic.
Whoa.
Who knew we had
the technology?
- Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, she's coming. Here she
comes.
Who's com--
Oh, man.
Go talk to her.
Who? Bianca?
- Yeah.
You know you
like her.
Yeah.
But Henry likes Chloe.
He's not going to see
Chloe for months.
How come?
She's doing that
reality show
"Kids in the woods."
What's it about?
Kids in the woods.
Oh.
Great title.
(Charlotte)
Ooh look, Bianca's alone.
Okay.
I'm going in.
You didn't talk to her.
I let my eyes
do the talking.
Yeah.
And they said,
duh, duh-de-duh.
(Yelling)
(Thud)
(Ding)
Hey, guys, what's the poops?
We're all going to die.
Wha?
You're not going to die.
You're indestructible.
We are all going to die.
Well, it's still
bad for me.
Who am I going to talk to
when you're all dead?
Whoa, whoa.
What is going on here?
That.
What is that?
That is a super volcano
50 miles below
the surface of the earth,
right under this town.
Oh.
Hey,
do you guys think I should
get my teeth whitened?
Henry.
Your teeth?
Are you crazy?
Two days from now
that volcano is
going to pop
like a big, red-hot
throbbing pimple.
Ew.
Billions of tons of hot lava
will spew from the ground
and melt everything.
You mean melt
all of Swellview?
All of the whole world.
But I just ordered
a new bike online.
When does it get here?
Next week.
Oh, man.
The whole world
is going to end?
You're sure of this?
Yes.
Schwoz has been
watching the volcano,
monitoring the vibrations,
and doing all
those calculations.
How much time
do we have left?
Just under two days.
Oh, oh, jeez.
I got to go tell
my mom and dad.
And my cousins.
And everyone.
You could've just said,
"Henry, come back."
It's better if people don't
now about the volcano.
Why?
So they can spend
their last two days
living their normal lives.
Right.
Enjoying the simple,
important things like
petting their dogs,
and watching television,
and going on the Internet
and expressing
strong opinions
based on little or no
knowledge or information.
I do that.
Well,
if I only have two days
left on this earth,
I know what I'm doing.
A gallon of ice cream
and a spoon.
(Machine)
A gallon of ice cream
and a spoon.
(Henry)
Oh, come on, Charlotte.
You can't spend your
last two days on earth
just stuffing your face.
Yes, I can.
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an
after-school job.
(Captain Man)
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
(Henry)
I went into this crazy store
and met a pretty
interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
(Captain Man)
Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview.
Who call me...
- He turned out to be...
- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
- That's right, Henry.
(Captain Man)
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
- He wanted some help.
(Captain Man)
I needed a sidekick.
- I, Henry Hart...
Pledge to never ever
ever tell anyone...
That I'm captain Man's
secret sidekick.
- It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Captain Man)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
(Piper)
No.
Bad.
Okay.
Absolutely not.
Hi honey.
I dyed my hair brown
and then I finished
cutting down that old tree.
Nice.
Did you get the stump out?
Not yet.
Well, you got to get
the stump out.
Piper,
why are you throwing
all that food in the trash?
Because all these foods
contain gluten.
Yeah, so?
I'm gluten intolerant.
What makes you think
you're gluten intolerant?
My friend Marla
can't have gluten.
And neither can the girls
I eat lunch with at school,
and there's lots of
really cool celebrities
who say gluten is bad.
And celebrities
know everything.
Well, you still
haven't told me
why you think you
can't have gluten.
What is this?
Oh, this is
the last piece
of wedding cake
from when your dad
and I got married.
Gluten.
Piper,
if you really think you
have a problem with gluten,
we'd be happy to take you
to a doctor to
get an opinion.
Fine.
Book me an appointment.
I will.
Good.
Hey, guys,
I'm home from work.
Hi, baby.
Hey, Hen.
Hey, I think I'm going
to go next door
and see if Chuck wants
to watch "Pitch Perfect."
Bye.
I think I'm going to get
some more brown hair dye.
Bye.
Hey, hey, wait.
Wait up, guys.
-What?
-Whatcha need?
(Henry)
Well,
I mean, we're a family
and we're all
here together now,
but...
maybe one day we won't be.
So,
can't we all just
hang out and talk?
Why?
Gross
No
(Schwoz)
Two days from now
that volcano is going to pop.
(Ray)
Billions of tons of hot lava
will spew from the ground
and melt everything.
(Schwoz)
All of the whole world.
Hey, Henry.
You ever look at the stars?
Huh?
Stars are amazing.
Thousands of twinkling
little lights
shining in the night sky.
All right.
I love you, man.
Okay, dude.
Hey.
Want to see a pic
of my new bucket
that I posted online?
No, not really.
What do you mean?
Nobody cares
about your dumb buckets.
(Gasps)
Wha, wha, wha.
What's up with you?
What?
First you tell me
that you love me,
then you scream at me.
You're acting like my mom.
I don't know, man.
It's just
life is short
and--
(Charlotte)
Hey, guys.
Here comes Charlotte.
What's up?
You went to
inside-out burger?
Yup.
Since when do you eat
chili cheeseburgers?
I thought you were
getting in great shape
for that 10k run.
I was.
Now I'm eating this.
Can I?
Yeah, get in there.
These have pickles on them.
So?
I thought you
both hated pickles.
Well, one day, Jasper,
to love we may not
even be here
or hate pickles.
So while I am here,
I'm going to give
pickles a chance.
Me too.
Okay, pickles are gross.
I can't eat this pickle.
Let's get to it, Schwoz,
we don't have much time.
Come on, Ray,
why I have to keep doing this?
I told you.
I promised my grandmother
that one day I'd learn
how to dance the Jitterbug.
And in...
42 hours
there won't be anybody left
on earth to practice with.
Now, come on.
(Big Band music plays)
And five, six,
seven, eight.
Buy a fruit bar.
(Oliver)
Hey.
Buy a fruit bar.
Yeah.
I'll take a fruit bar.
That'll be two dollars.
You know what?
I think I'll
take two more
of your fruit bars.
I take cash or checks.
I'm going over there.
No.
You don't want to mess
with Mitch Bilsky.
He's big and crazy.
He's picking on Oliver.
So?
Oliver doesn't
even realize it.
Look,
we only have 28 hours left
before that volcano
destroys the whole
world on Friday.
I know, but--
I'm not holding
anything back anymore.
I told Jasper
I don't like buckets,
I ate five
chili cheeseburgers
after dinner last night,
and now, I'm
going to stand up
to the biggest
jerk in school.
I fear no man.
Hey, Mitch!
I think you dropped this.
Okay, Hart.
Now...
You and me are
going to fight.
You know,
you really should get
your teeth whitened.
If you guys fight here,
you're going to be surrounded
by teachers in five seconds.
(All)
Yeah.
It's true.
Monday,
after school in
the parking lot
behind that
Jewish church.
They're called Synagogues,
idiot.
Whatever.
Monday after school
behind the Cinderdog.
On Monday?
Yeah,
sure, dude.
Let's fight on Monday.
Sounds good.
Come on.
Hey, Mitch!
I take credit cards.
Hey, Henry.
What's up, man?
You want to come
ice fishing with me
a week from Saturday?
Oliver,
every month you ask me
if I want to go
ice fishing with you.
And what do
I say every time?
When I ask in person,
you say no.
Right.
And when I text you,
you just pretend
you never got the text.
Exactly.
Now, guess what?
What?
I'd love to go
ice fishing with you
a week from Saturday.
Seriously?
Yep.
Henry Hart,
you make me happy.
Ice fishing
with Oliver?
A week from Saturday,
the world won't
even be here.
Yeah, I know.
What are you eating?
A stick of butter
with sprinkles.
Why?
Why not?
Hey, hey.
There's Bianca.
Go tell her
you like her.
What's the point?
None of us are going to
exist after tomorrow.
Yeah, but if you tell her,
maybe you'll get to
kiss her before,
you know...
(explosion noises)
Hey,
Bianca!
Oh,
hi, Henry!
I like you.
And I don't just mean
"I like you,"
I mean
I like you like you.
Cool.
Anything else?
Nah.
Yes.
I would like to kiss you
if you're down for that.
With everyone watching?
Yeah.
Let's show them
how it's done, son.
How do you feel?
Feel good.
Okay, Piper,
I went over everything
with our dietitian.
What did you find out?
That you can eat
all the gluten you want.
What?
You see?
No, I don't see.
I can't have gluten.
I told you, bread
makes me sick.
But you also said
you love spaghetti.
So?
Does spaghetti
make you feel sick?
No, it makes me
feel powerful.
Well, spaghetti
is full of gluten.
And since it doesn't
make you sick,
you don't have
a problem with gluten.
But all the popular
kids in my class
say they can't
have gluten.
And lots of really
cool celebrities
say they can't have it.
Piper, gluten is
a real problem
for some people who
are gluten sensitive,
but it's not
a problem for you.
Matter of fact,
I want you to have this.
What is it?
A gluten pot pie.
Ooh, I love pot pie.
Well, this one
is loaded with gluten,
which makes it perfect
for little Piper.
Well, thanks a lot, doc.
Thanks for ruining
my social life.
Piper!
I'll be in the car!
(Beeping)
Where have you guys been?
In the man-copter...
Flying over Swellview
looking around...
One last time.
Nice.
- Yeah, I guess.
- Eh.
(Ding)
Hey peoples, look it.
I got membership
to muscle works.
You joined a gym?
Yeah.
I paid for five
years up front,
which got me
two percent off
and this tank top.
No, no, Schwoz,
why did you pay
for a gym membership
when you know the world
is going to end tomorrow?
- Yeah why?
- Yeah wh--
You guys didn't
get my text?
-What text?
Well, you know
how I figured out
that the super volcano
go kaboom tomorrow?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
It's not going
to happen tomorrow.
Then when?
In about
17 million years.
I swear I sent you a text.
(All)
We gonna live. Ha!
(All)
We gonna live. Ha!
(All)
We gonna live. Ha!
(All)
We gonna live. Ha!
(All)
We gonna live. Ha!
Hey, buddy.
Oh,
hey, Hen.
I got you something.
A bicentennial bucket?
Yep.
Vintage from 1976.
Wow.
But you said nobody cares
about my dumb buckets.
Yeah.
Listen...
I was just jealous
because
you have such a cool
bucket collection,
and I don't have any.
Thanks, man.
Hey, guys!
Check out my new bucket!
(Groaning)
Ah.
Mitch.
You know our
little appointment
to fight after
school on Monday?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I can't make
it on Monday.
I'm getting my
teeth whitened.
Oh... well,
that's too bad.
No,
it's not.
Every teacher
in this school
is at a meeting right
now in the auditorium.
Are they?
Yeah, dude.
So let's run it
right now.
All right.
I'll fight you.
(Henry)
Just...
I'm just going
to stretch a little.
He's gonna stretch a little.
You can't fight him.
He'll murder you.
Not if I zap him
with this first.
You know Ray says
you're never supposed to use
your kid danger stuff
for your personal problems.
I know.
But he never
said you couldn't.
Ugh.
Zap him before he hits me.
I don't know, I don't know.
Ugh.
All right, Mitch.
If you want to fight,
then why don't
you and I just...
And I'm off the ground.
And now you're going
to feel some pain.
(Henry)
Yes.
Now would be
a good time for that.
I say...
Now would be a perfect
time for action.
Pretty impressive, Henry.
Thanks.
We should hang out
next weekend.
We'd be crazy not to.
Cool.
So I was thinking
maybe we could--
Excuse me, excuse me!
Henry already has plans
for next weekend.
What plans?
You and me,
ice fishing.
Oh yeah.
But...
Don't you think
it'll be too cold
on the top of mount
Swellview next weekend?
That's why I rented
a tandem jacket.
What's a tandem jacket?
Ooh, I feel a tug.
Help me pull.
Yes.
Nice Halibut.
Clap with me.
(Ding)
Mmm...