♪♪
Hey, guys,
I got the light bulbs.
All: Surprise!
(Henry screams)
What was that for?
It's not my birthday.
(Ray)
We know.
Give me your head.
You, little buddy,
are gonna be on television.
I'll get the shirt.
Shirt? Wait.
What are you rubbing
on my face?
- Makeup.
- Why?
You're going to be
on "Spin and Win."
The game show?
Yep.
Hey, which shirt
should Henry wear?
Gooch one or
Gooch two?
Neither.
Oh, come on.
Gooch is the new black.
Just pick
a different shirt.
All right, can someone tell me
why we're doing this?
We'll both tell you.
Alternating?
Sure. You start.
You know those
weird burglaries
that have been happening
all over town?
And how the police
have no idea
how the burglars are getting in
or out of the people's houses?
Well, Charlotte
figured out that
in every one of the houses
that have been burglarized,
someone had recently been
on "Spin and Win" and won.
But then,
all the winners' prizes
were stolen
from their houses.
You guys realize there's broken
glass all over the floor.
How about this one?
I like it.
Pop that ugly shirt off.
Why do I have
to change clothes?
Because you're going
to be on TV, boy.
Don't you want to
look gooood?
I thought I looked gooood
before I came in here.
Ehhh...
Man, I can't believe I'm going
to be on "Spin and Win."
Hey, what if
Henry doesn't win?
He better win.
- Why?
So you'll get
the prizes...
And then we wait at your house
to see if you get burglarized.
Wait, hang on.
What?
You're smarter than me,
why don't you go
on the show and win?
I don't want
my house burgled.
(phone ringing)
What's up?
Hey, Henry, would you
please come home?
Why?
Because Jasper came over
to hang out,
but you're not here,
Piper doesn't like him,
your mom's at the rodeo
until Sunday,
and I got nothing
to say to this kid.
Uh...
Would you like me
to give you some privacy?
Will you go stand
on the porch?
Well, I'm not going to be home
until later tonight.
(door locks)
Oh. Working late
at the store?
No.
I'm going to be
on "Spin and Win."
The game show?
Yeah.
Piper.
Your brother's going to be
on "Spin and Win."
Can we go?
(knocking on window)
I want to go.
Can my dad go to the show
with my sister?
I guess. Just tell him to get
there early so they can get
tickets.
Yeah,
just get there early.
Yes.
We're going to
"Spin and Win."
Cool. I'm going to bring
my selfie stick.
(knocking on window)
Can I go?
Let's go out the back.
Okay. I'll ride Piper's bike
and meet you guys there.
Whoa.
These are some sweet wheels.
It all just
kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an
after school job.
(Captain Man)
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ahhh!
(Henry)
I went to
this crazy store
and met a pretty
interesting guy.
I'm going to
blow your mind.
(Captain Man)
Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview.
Who call me...
(Henry)
And he turned out to be...
(Captain Man)
You know the name.
Captain man!
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Captain Man)
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart...
(Captain Man)
Pledge to never ever
ever tell anyone...
That I'm captain man's
secret sidekick.
(Captain Man)
It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Captain Man)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
♪♪
Call it.
Up the tubeee!
Oh, my boot.
(Captain Man)
Ha!
♪♪
Hey, everyone.
I'm Rick Richards.
But you know that.
Okay,
thanks for coming.
We're going to be starting
the show in just a minute.
Oh, and I want to introduce
you to two young people
who work here with me
on "Spin and Win,"
my two kids, Derek and Maddy.
Give them some love.
(cheering)
Now, remember,
you have to win this game.
I'm going to try.
And keep your eye out
for any suspicious activity.
Right.
Yeah, stay focused.
Can't let anything
distract you from...
Uh...
I better go...
Check out those girls.
Why?
It's my job.
Hey, how are you?
Sorry, you can't
use cameras in here.
Or camera-related sticks.
I'm going to have to take
your phone and your stick.
You can try.
Give me it.
Paws off.
Give it.
Dad!
-Backup!
-You're violating
my rights.
Let go of the stick.
Let go!
Mine!
Oww!
My nose!
(groans)
My nose, my nose,
my nose...
Is it noticeable?
It looks like
a big purple meatball.
I'm talking
to the doctor.
Well, it does look like
a big purple meatball.
Ha!
This is your son?
Oh no.
No, no, no.
Please.
Is he your brother?
Please.
Okay, we got
a tie game going,
so whoever gets
the next question right,
will move on
to our final round
where they will spin
and hopefully win
the five spectacular prizes
you see rotating on
that thing over there.
(crowd cheers)
Hey.
It must be fun
having a dad
who's the host of a cool
game show.
Yeah, it's so great.
We just love being forced
to work here
while our friends
get to go out and have fun.
Oh.
Well...
What are those buttons for?
Do they make
the prize wheel spin?
Um, I'm hoping this button
makes you walk away.
(dings repeatedly)
Wow.
Ready guys?
For 1,000 points,
what do these three celebrities
have in common,
Jimmy Fallon,
Jack Black, and Taylor Swift?
Henry.
None of them have
won olympic medals.
Correct.
(crowd cheers)
And Henry Hart advances
to our final round.
Yeah.
All right, in a moment
we'll be back to see
if Henry can spin and win
these fabulous prizes.
Show them, girls.
An electric guitar.
An underwater sharkpoon.
Wait until he looks
at the big TV...
I'm watching.
A karaoke machine.
Now.
A skateboard with
a motor on it.
And a hot yogurt machine.
So don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back.
(crowd cheers)
All right, Jabber.
Jasper.
Your nose is
definitely broken.
We're going to
have to re-set it.
Ooh.
Is re-setting his nose
going to hurt?
Oh yeah.
Ha!
Sorry, dude.
I'm here.
Oh. Good.
Jasper, this is Gary.
He's going to be
fixing your nose.
I thought you were
going to fix my nose.
No, no, no, no.
See, this hospital,
St. Bernard's,
we are a teaching hospital.
And that means?
We work with medical students
like Gary here.
Dang, I got soup
on my jacket.
Gary's going
to fix my nose?
He's going to try.
Hey, doc, will you come
take some selfies with me?
Oh, yeah, I'd love to.
Just give me a sec.
Gary.
So I want you
to just grab his nose
and try to shove the ethmoid
bone deep into his nasal septum.
Huh?
I'm not going to
say it twice, Gary.
Just do it.
Okay.
(screaming)
Stop, stop, stop!
Don't stop, Gary.
(crowd cheers)
All right, now let's see
if Henry can identify
10 breeds of...
Henry?
What's wrong
with Henry?
Henry.
Is he drooling?
Kill the TV.
(Rick)
Oh, Henry?
You okay?
Yeah. Sorry, Rick.
No worries.
Now, to win those five prizes
there on the prize wheel,
you'll have to identify
10 breeds of dogs
in under 30 seconds.
Come on, kid.
You got this, Henry.
Let's do it.
30 seconds on the clock.
Your time begins...
Now.
German Shepherd.
(ding)
(cheering)
Cocker spaniel.
(ding)
Norwegian blue hound.
(Buzzer)
Great Dane.
(ding)
(cheering)
Micro mini golden doodle.
(ding)
Maltese.
(buzzer)
No, that was a bichon.
Schnauzer.
(ding)
(cheering)
Mexican bulldog.
(buzzer)
Russell Hicks terrier.
(ding)
Come on,
just four more.
You're hurting my arm.
Oh, sorry.
I'm okay.
Spotless dalmatian.
(ding)
(cheering)
Wangdoodle-doo.
(buzzer)
Uh. Rottweiler.
(ding)
Four seconds.
One more to win.
Just one dog away.
Uh...
S-shih tzu?
(ding)
And Henry Hart wins
the five... (voice fades)
prizes on
that thing there!
(cheering)
♪♪
Hey,
what's going on out here?
It's my job.
Yeah!
(Announcer)
We'll be right back after
these commercial messages.
(cheering)
What? You didn't see me
win the game show?
No...
Piper got into a fight
with an Usher,
and then she broke Jasper's nose
with her selfie stick.
- Where do you want the
hot yogurt machine?
- Over there.
(moaning)
Shh!
I think we're going
to be here for a while.
I called Jasper's parents,
but they can't come
to the hospital.
Why can't they?
They ordered a pizza
and they want to wait
for the pizza.
Got it.
So, Piper and I'll stay here
with Jasper
until they release him.
Cool.
Poop you later.
Poop ya.
(sighs)
Looks like my dad's going to be
in the hospital all night.
Your dad got hurt?
What happened?
No, Piper broke Jasper's nose
with her selfie stick.
Oh my god.
Piper got a selfie stick?
Yeah, I guess.
So, uh...
♪♪
Where's your mom?
At the rodeo
until Sunday.
(plays country riff)
You said rodeo.
So I played a riff
with a... country flair.
♪♪
What's the plan tonight?
I say we just hang
out here all night...
(plays rock and roll riff)
And wait for the burglar
to try to break in.
(plays rock and roll riff)
And if the burglar
does break in,
we jump him and--
stop that!
♪♪
(groaning)
Okay, Gary, that's it.
Stop.
I almost had it.
Well, too bad.
When you're a real doctor
you don't get four chances
to re-set a nose.
Thanks a lot, kid.
Will you please
fix my nose yourself?
No.
This is another medical student.
Her name is Pugneeshia.
(speaks foreign language)
She doesn't speak
or understand English.
And she's going
to fix my nose?
She's going to try.
Hey! Hey!
A Van just pulled up
in front of the house.
A Van?
Criminals love vans.
That's got to
be the burglars.
(phone vibrates)
Whose phone's vibrating?
Mine.
Someone wants
to video chat me.
It's bad luck not
to accept a video chat.
Mm-hmm.
Henry Hart...
Uh.
The prizes you won today...
Uh?
Take them outside
and put them in the white Van.
Uh.
Hey,
where you taking that?
Henry? Wh--
He just walked
right past us.
And I think
he was drooling again.
Fix his nose.
(speaks foreign language)
Fix... his... nose.
Just hold on.
(speaks foreign language)
(groans)
Why did you just...
Oh...
I said "hit" his nose.
What's the word for "fix"?
Can I please just have
a different medical student
who does speak English?
Hey...
That's insensitive.
(speaks foreign language)
-Henry.
Hey.
Why are you putting your prizes
in that Van outside?
Say something.
Why is Henry
acting so weird?
I don't know.
But it started when someone
video-chatted him.
Maybe...
Hypnosis.
Hypnosis?
Call the kid.
Release him from hypnosis.
Copy that.
We're going
to have hot yogurt.
Hot yogurt.
So that's why the cops
could never catch the burglar.
Because there is
no burglar.
Someone figured out a way to
make people burgle themselves.
What's up, guys?
Hey.
Where'd all my prizes go?
You picked them up,
took them outside,
and put them in a Van.
Huh?
We'll explain later.
Right now we're going to track
that Van and find your prizes.
And the criminals who made
you burglarize yourself.
Right. But first...
Owww!
Ow...
No. No, we'll sell you
four of the prizes.
No, just four.
Cause we're keeping
the hot yogurt machine.
Yeah we are.
All right, they're on
their way over with the money.
-Nice.
-Sweet.
- Hey!
Get your hands off
that hot yogurt machine.
Captain Man
and Kid Danger.
What do you guys want?
We want you to stop hypnotizing
innocent game show contestants
and stealing their prizes.
Yeah.
That's what we want.
You kids make me sad.
Cause you're jerks.
You don't know
anything about us.
You have no idea what it's like
to spend all day working here.
Watching other people
get cool prizes.
So you think it's okay
to hypnotize
innocent prize winners?
And force them to give
their prizes back?
So you guys can
sell them for money?
- It's worked out
great so far.
- Well, yeah. I mean--
-Made a lot of money.
-We have no problem with it.
Well, now it's time for you two
to spin and--
-And lose.
I was going
to say that.
Yeah, sure you were.
You guys are going
to get it now.
Girls. Show our contestants
what they've won.
I think those girls
want to fight us.
I could think of
worse things.
We can't hit girls.
Right.
Quinoa!
-Bok choi!
-Foo goo!
How do we fight them?
Uh, we don't.
Just try to avoid
getting hurt.
But how do we--
Sorry.
Ah! I'm okay.
(Henry)
I'm awesome.
I'm okay!
Now, hey, listen.
Seriously?
Okay, okay, now, look.
Captain Man!
What?
These girls are dudes.
They are dudes.
Did you know
they were dudes?
I had no idea.
Now what?
Well, now we can hit them
as hard and as often as we want.
Then let's do that.
Nah!
And to think
I was going to ask
all three of you out
at the same time.
I guess you're going to
call the cops on us now.
Yeah, I am.
It's nine, one--
I know the number.
(guitar riffing)
-Hey.
Wow.
- What is all this?
The prizes I won
on the game show.
Whoa. What's this thing?
It's for fighting sharks.
It's called a sharkpoon.
Mm.
Oh, dad,
this is my boss
from Junk-n-Stuff.
Ohh.
Ray Manchester.
Oh yeah,
great to finally meet you.
Yeah, you too.
You have a beautiful wife.
House. House.
Thanks.
How does a
sharkpoon work?
Be careful with that.
"Be careful with that."
So how's your nose?
Broken.
But it's going to heal.
And then will it look
better or worse?
The same.
Sorry dude.
Okay people!
Who's hungry
for something gooood?
Yeah.
- I am.
Definitely.
Okay, cool.
Because we got...
(both)
Hot yogurt!
All right. Yeah.
Wow, you won
a ho-yo machine?
Yeah, dad.
Hmm.
That's good.
Well, I had a pretty bad day,
but this makes up for all--
Sorry dude.
(bell oven dings)
(Man)
Mmm