(suspenseful music)
(sirens wailing)
(gunshot fired)
Aah!
(machine gun firing)
(brakes screeching)
(car crashes)
(slashing)
(laughing)
(screaming)
Get off.
(screaming)
(growling)
(rattling)
Piper, please keep it down
in there!
Don't tell me
how to live my life.
(growling)
Whoa!
(man on TV)
Aah!
That show is intense.
My heart's all cramped up.
I'm sweating...
More than usual.
Use your rag.
Oh yeah, my rag.
Seriously, you guys, that was,
like, the best episode ever.
True that.
Totally.
But I'm so sad.
Why?
Only one more episode
left of "Walking Orange."
And...
(sniffs)
I don't want it to end.
Are you crying?
No...
My eyes are just sweating.
Rag.
Oh yeah, my rag.
Hey, I read online that next
week's episode is going to--
No, no, no!
Please, don't tell us anything
about the series finale.
Don't spoil it.
I was just going to say
that after the finale,
they're going to rerun
the first episode.
Ohhh...
So you can put
the pillows down.
Hey!
I need one of you
to be my cameraman.
What kind of video
are you making?
The kind that gets me
into the Man Fans.
The Man Fans?
It's a club.
A bunch of fans
of Captain Man.
And Kid Danger.
Hmm.
It's really hard to get in.
I tried to join and they
wouldn't even take me .
Hey, everyone who's surprised
by that, raise your hand.
Ooh look, no one.
Just be careful.
Why?
Because that girl who's
president of the Man Fans,
uh, Paula Macchiato,
she's mean.
Well, she said
I could join the Man Fans
if I pass my initiation.
Which is?
I got to make a video of me
eating... hair soup.
What kind of soup?
Hair!
I got this big bag of it fresh
from a barbershop floor.
You can't eat soup
with a bunch of hair in it.
Okay, first, the things
you say don't matter.
And second, I am going
to eat the hair soup
so I can join
the Man Fans.
Hold my phone.
And...
Roll video.
Okay.
Go.
Hi, Paula Macchiato.
I want to join
your club so much,
I'm going to eat
a bowl of...
Hair soup.
Can I have some?
It all just
kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an
after-school job.
(Captain Man)
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ahhh!
(Henry)
I went to
this crazy store
and met a pretty
interesting guy.
I'm going to
blow your mind.
(Captain Man)
Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview.
Who call me...
(Henry)
He turned out to be...
(Captain Man)
You know the name.
Captain man!
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Captain Man)
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart...
(Captain Man)
Pledge to never ever
ever tell anyone...
That I'm captain man's
secret sidekick.
(Captain Man)
It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Captain Man)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
♪♪
Call it.
Up the tubeee!
Oh, my boot.
(Captain Man)
Ha!
Yeah, baby! Series finale
of "Walking Orange."
I can't believe we're about
to watch the last episode ever.
I know.
Television history.
(applause)
It's television's
biggest night...
The Tony awards.
(screaming)
No!
I put it on
the wrong channel.
There, there, I fix it.
I fix iiit!
(man on TV)
Previously on
"Walking Orange..."
It's happening.
I love this show.
(message dinging)
(growling)
No...
Ohh, nooo!
(screaming dramatically)
Just turn it off.
What happened?
Why do we not watch
"Walking Orange?"
Why you heave your pizza?
Because The Spoiler
ruined "Walking Orange."
Stupid The Spoiler.
Who is The Spoiler?
He's this jerky teenager
here in Swellview.
He finds out what's gonna happen
on TV shows and movies...
And then he tells
people the ending.
He ruins it
for everyone.
Not for me.
I am smart.
I turn my phone off.
Well, yip-dee-doo
for you, Schwoz.
(incoming call alert)
(Ray)
What, Gooch?
Do you know
what The Spoiler did?
Ah!
Yeah, he texted
all three of us.
No. He texted everyone
in Swellview
and told them the ending
of "Walking Orange."
Don't tell me!
He said that Rodriguez
killed Mallory.
Stop it!
And that he's
really a cop.
Nooo!
Thanks for
the info, Gooch.
Okay, how'd The Spoiler
figure out
how to send a text message
to everyone in Swellview?
Ah, I don't know.
Anyone with level five
computer knowledge
could figure out
how to do it.
Well, somebody's got
to stop The Spoiler.
Right.
And that person is us.
You mean... Those people...
Are us.
You used bad grammar.
Ow!
♪♪
(kids chattering)
Okay, people. Listen up.
(horn blows)
All right, let's start
this meeting of the Man Fans.
Wait. Before we start, can we
watch the video one more time?
(all talking at once)
Uh...
Absolutely.
I want to join
your club so much,
I'm going to eat
a bowl of...
Hair soup.
Ewww.
Hi...
Pretty great video, right?
It's an amazing video.
We've watched it,
like, 25 times.
Cool. So...
where do I sit?
Uh...
On your butt.
"On my butt."
That's a good one.
Yeah...
Welcome to the Man Fans,
Piper.
(all talking at once)
Hey!
I'm the president
of the Man Fans
so I say who gets in
and when!
Everyone got that?
(everyone)
Yes, yes ma'am.
But you said
if I made a video of me
eating hair soup
I could be a member.
Well, I changed my mind!
But I ate hair.
So?
You don't want to know what
that hair did to my stomach.
Well, now if
you want to join...
You have to show us a selfie
of you with Captain Man.
But how am I supposed
to find Captain Man?
A real Man fan
can find him.
Right, guys?
(kids murmuring)
All right.
Well, I am
a real Man fan,
and I will get
a selfie with him.
Great.
Now, get out.
I will get out.
Only one chip left.
(wild west duel melody)
Race you for it.
Okay.
I'll try.
♪♪
Hands on the table.
On three.
♪♪♪
One--
Come on!
You. Little. Chip snatcher.
(incoming call alert)
Hey, Gooch.
What's up?
Spoiler alert.
Wait! Don't say anything
about "The Good Wife,"
I'm not caught up yet.
No. My spoiler alert
is about The Spoiler.
Oh.
What do you know
about The Spoiler?
We received a tip
that he's planning to show up
at the Swellview monoplex
tomorrow at midnight.
Hmm.
I wonder why.
Tomorrow night is the worldwide
premiere of "Galaxy Wars 9."
Oh my god.
Thanks, Gooch.
The Spoiler must have
inside information
about what happens
in the movie.
He's going to ruin it
for everyone.
Not if you and me stop him.
Not if you and I stop him.
That's what I said.
You said "you and me ."
Okay, who cares?
We have grammar rules
for a reason.
Hey, guess what?
What?
Ow!
Yeah. There you go.
You know,
I got one, too.
Oh, do you?
Ahh!
Ow!
Hey!
Ow!
Ah!
Oh no,
not the face!
Ahh! Not the butt!
Ahhh!
(Jasper)
Piper?
I'm in Henry's room!
Hey, where's Henry?
I don't know.
But your text said
he needed me fast.
Yeah. Uh, Henry dropped a sock
out of the window
and he wants you
to go get it.
Why do I got to get it?
Just go get the sock.
Okay.
(Jasper)
Yep. That's a sock.
Hey, what are you doing?
Being safe.
If you fall, this rope will keep
you from hitting the ground.
I'm not going to fall.
I don't know.
(bag pops)
(Jasper grunts)
Ahh!
(Jasper groans)
Help me!
Call my mom!
(alarm beeping)
Captain Man emergency hotline.
What is your situation?
My brother's dumb friend
fell out of the window
and now he's dangling.
- (Jasper yells)
Help me!
Send Captain Man.
I'm sorry, but that is not
a Captain Man type of emergency.
Please,
call the Fire Department.
He's not on fire.
- (Jasper yells)
Piper?
I'm sorry,
but we cannot--
Wait. What if I
set him on fire?
Then will Captain Man
come here?
Goodbye.
Dah!
But you don't
understand. See--
Hey.
Who do you think
you are bothering me?
I'm busy.
(Piper)
But I tried to get a selfie
with Captain Man.
I had a great plan,
but it didn't work.
If you want
to join my club,
then get a selfie
with Captain Man!
But I don't know where he is.
How do I find him?
Wah.
"How do I find him?"
Wah.
That's how you sound!
Sorry, I didn't realize.
You see this?
That's how much time you have
o get a selfie with Captain
Man,
or else you'll never
join the Man Fans.
But...
(melancholic music plays)
Hey, Pipes.
Everything okay?
Yes. I'm not upset.
Now, shut up.
Uh...
I overheard you talking
to that girl from the Man Fans.
So?
Why do you want
to join that club so bad?
Well, I just think
Kid Danger's really cute.
Ugh, kill me.
And every week
the Man Fans get together
and talk about stuff
that Captain Man
and Kid Danger are doing,
and I just want
to be part of it.
But how am I going to get a
stupid selfie with Captain Man?
All right, listen.
I read a rumor online
that Captain Man
might be going to the
"Galaxy Wars" premiere tonight.
Really?
Where online?
Uh, they,
they took it down,
but I saw it and it said
he was going to be there.
Wait.
Where am I
going to get a ticket?
Uh.
Charlotte has
an extra one.
I could ask her
to take you.
Why are you
being nice to me?
Because...
you're my little sister
and I...
I don't know.
Shut up.
Henry, look!
I got your sock!
(chattering)
(Henry)
Hey.
You find anything?
Yeah, I found a great pic--
(cracks up)
What's funny?
All right.
Seriously?
You're gonna make fun of us?
Knock it off.
Come on. Enough.
Okay.
So, you're a skynaut?
A red skynaut.
And I'm...
Duke Starjacker.
(laughs)
Yeah, yeah.
You won't be laughing
when we catch The Spoiler.
Oh, right.
About The Spoiler,
here's a new pic of him
from a month ago.
Got it.
Hey, and you're going to take
Piper to the movie tonight?
Oh, yeah.
It's almost 11:00.
I better go pick her up.
Okay. We'll see you
at the monoplex.
Yep.
Popcorn.
Uh...
What you doing
with that popcorn?
Putting it in
my adventure sack.
You know they sell popcorn
at the movie theater.
Yeah, for like
a billion dollars.
Okay, let's go...
corn smuggler.
Up the tube.
(Ray)
No, my popcorn!
(Henry)
Ha! Your sack has
a hole in it.
Argh!
(chattering)
You see The Spoiler?
No, not yet.
Red Skynaut.
You are the sworn
enemy of Mento.
Sorry.
We don't speak nerd.
Tranya!
You have insulted my tribe.
Now taste
the Tassel of Tinklon.
Why'd you do that?
Mom!
A kid just broke
my glow bat!
How about those
two seats right there?
Cool.
(Henry)
Hey, hey, hey.
See that girl over there?
The one wearing
the me button?
Yeah. That's the president
of our fan club, the Man Fans.
She's the one who's being
really mean to my sister.
Wow.
What?
Her button. That's a
fantastic picture of me--
Oh, let's just
sit down.
Um, where do you
want to sit?
(gasps)
-What?
-That's Paula Macchiato.
Hi, Paula!
'Sup Paula?
Until you get a selfie
with Captain Man,
don't talk to me,
don't look at me,
and don't even think
about sitting with us.
Okay. Sorry.
Okay, I got something
to say to that girl.
Shh. Don't upset her, please.
I need her to like me.
Okay.
But if she looks at me,
I'm going to give her
one of these...
Hey, I want popcorn.
There's none left
in your adventure sack?
You know there's not.
Be right back.
Keep an eye out
for The Spoiler.
You too.
Uhh.
Excuse me!
Hey, people, listen up!
It's The Spoiler!
He's going to ruin everything!
I got some information
about the movie!
Ray?
So, get this...
Quick, everyone do this!
La, la, la.
(everyone)
La, la, la.
No, don't do that!
Hear me!
(everyone)
La, la, la, la...
Hey, you!
What?
Shut up!
It's Kid Danger!
(high pitched screaming)
Oh my God!
We love you, Kid Danger!
Spoiler alert...
I'm about to spoil you.
Yes!
That was the perfect quip!
Get out of here!
(crowd gasps)
(grunting)
(cheering)
(grunting)
(crowd gasping)
Maybe I'll just
break your arm
and then ruin the movie
for everyone.
Get your hands off
Kid Danger!
(screaming)
(cheering)
It's Captain Man!
(cheering)
Calm down.
Go, Piper!
Yeah!
Well, The Spoiler...
I'm about to spoil--
I already quipped that.
Oh.
Kid Danger,
can I have a hug?
Uhhh.
Not right now.
I need to go stand over there.
Move!
Captain Man,
I'm Paula Macchiato,
the president of
your fan club,
the Man Fans.
I'm awesome.
Yeah,
I've heard about you.
What's your name,
little girl?
Piper Hart.
Remember?
One time you shot
an alien off my face?
Oh yeah.
Well, Piper Hart,
you showed extreme bravery
by using this glow bat
to beat The Spoiler
nearly half to death.
Thanks.
I loved it!
And you...
You just sat there
like a pile of nothing.
But... But I was going
to do something.
Wah.
"I was gonna do
something."
That's how you sound.
(laughing)
And now, I, Captain Man,
declare you,
Piper Hart, the new president
of the Man Fans.
(cheering)
I'm okay.
Now what do you say
we all watch "Galaxy Wars 9?"
- Wait! Wait!
As guardian
of the Throne of Krandor,
I challenge both Captain Man
and Kid Danger to the duel--
(cheering)
Hey, what's that?
(bell oven dings)
(Man)
Mmm