♪♪
One thousand!
(Henry)
Uhh... The number of times
you forgot to wear underwear!
No. That only happened,
like, nine times.
(sighs)
Ten.
Okay.
So, 1,000 what?
Sit-ups. I'm talkin'
'bout sit-ups, boy.
No way you can do
1,000 sit-ups.
Not in a row.
But I've done four sit-ups
every day for the past 250 days,
which is 1,000!
(Henry)
Wow. Hardcore.
Punch me.
Punch me right in the gut.
(groaning)
(giggles)
You okay?
Yeah. I'm just going to rest
down here for a minute.
Okay.
And this is for you.
(Jasper continues groaning)
What is this?
It's your favorite.
A grilled cheese...
with skeezits.
Why are you
giving me this?
Because I'm your sister,
and I love you.
(Jasper groans)
Don't trust her.
It won't explode.
Just enjoy it.
Oh, hey... can I borrow
your Yo Pro camera?
I knew it!
What?
You brought me this
because you want something.
Come on, man.
No way.
I spent over 100 bucks
on that thing
and I'm not
lending it to anybody.
Sorry.
(continues groaning)
I told you so.
(knocking at door)
Hey, Henry.
You ready?
Yeah, I just got
to grab my jacket.
Uhhh... I don't know
if you noticed,
but there's a Jasper
on your floor.
Eating dirty skeezits.
(Henry)
Yeah.
Hey, Jasp,
me and Char are going to
head over to Junk-n-Stuff.
(grunts)
Have fun.
You okay?
You want some water
or something?
Yeah.
Sink's in the kitchen.
(grunting)
I guess you don't have
a Yo Pro camera I can borrow.
Nah. My parents don't like me
to have things.
Great.
Dude, if you need
a Yo Pro, just go buy one.
Uh...
You see a money tree
growing out of my butt?
Well, then sell something
to get some money.
Sell what?
I don't know.
There's got to be
something around here
you don't want anymore.
Like my old playhouse
in the backyard?
Oh, yeah.
That's good.
A playhouse is property.
So?
Tell you what.
I'll fix up
your old playhouse,
make it look all nice and
then I'll help you
sell it.
And what do you want?
We split the money
from the sale.
You get half,
I get half.
A'ight.
I'll do that.
Deal.
It all just
kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted
an afterschool job.
(Captain Man)
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ahhh!
(Henry)
I went to
this crazy store
and met a pretty
interesting guy.
I'm going to
blow your mind.
(Captain Man)
Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview.
Who call me...
(Henry)
He turned out to be...
You know the name.
Captain man!
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Captain Man)
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry hart...
(Captain Man)
Pledge to never ever
ever tell anyone...
That I'm captain man's
secret sidekick.
It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Captain Man)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
♪♪
Call it.
Up the tubeee!
Oh, my boot.
(Captain Man)
Ha!
Hey.
Hey, Char?
Yeah, what's up?
Have you, uh...
have you been noticing
anything, like,
weird about Ray?
Uhhh... Every day.
All the time. Why?
No, I mean...
He's been talking...
Like, when nobody else
is around.
You mean...
Talking to himself?
Yeah.
Like, full-on conversations
with people who aren't there.
Well, my uncle Rosco talks to
his food before he eats it.
What's he say?
Stuff like...
"Well, hello, hamburger.
You're about to take a trip
down to belly town."
(Ray)
Is that
a serious question?
No, I can't go ride
roller coasters with you
because I have a job.
And stop poking me.
Hey guys.
You find out any more info
on that motorcycle thief?
Will you not stand
so close to me?
I can feel you
breathing on my neck.
Thank you.
Why are you guys
staring at me?
Uh...
Because you're
talking to nobody.
Shh!
It's got to be said.
Right, I haven't
introduced you to Brad.
Brad, this is Henry
and Charlotte.
Guys...
this is invisible Brad.
Hiii, Braaad.
Looking good, Brad.
Brad, say hi.
Brad?
Ugh.
Come on, Brad.
Hate it
when he does this.
Brad?
Where are you?
Come on, this isn't
funny anymore, man.
Brad!
This is so sad.
He's not okay.
Ah! Gotcha.
(grunting)
Come here.
Now, say hello
to those kids.
Hey, guys.
I'm Brad.
There's no such thing
as an invisible person.
Okay, what would make you
believe that Brad's real?
Let's see him
slap Henry.
(scoffs)
Yeah.
Come on,
slap me, Brad.
Right here on my--
(slaps)
(both)
Heeey, Braaad.
Looks like about
14 square feet,
imported Mexican plastic.
This is a nice house.
It's old
and disgusting.
No, we just hose it down,
fix the cracks,
shine it up all nice,
and I bet you we get
a couple hundred bucks for it.
Seriously?
Yeah.
There's a big demand
for playhouses like this.
Now, let me check
out the inside.
Or as we say,
the interior.
Oh, yeah!
This is nice.
And it's even got it's--
(screaming)
What's in there?
That beast was living
in your playhouse!
Hey!
You owe me rent!
Ugh, ugh!
Hey, pass the ketchup?
(Brad)
Sure. Here you go.
So, Brad,
I have a question.
Did something make you
become invisible
or were you just
born this way?
(Brad)
Nah, nobody's
born invisible.
Wait, I thought you were
sitting right there.
(Brad)
I was. But...
My leg was cramping up
so I'm walking around.
How do we talk to a guy
we can't see?
Here, Brad.
Put these on and sit down.
(Brad)
Yeah, okay.
So, you turned invisible,
like, when?
Five years ago.
It was all
Captain Man's fault.
(sighs)
Here we go again.
Well, what happened?
Okay, see, I was being chased
by this insane criminal
who wanted to turn me
invisible.
Why?
I don't know,
because he hated me and
I guess he knew how much
I enjoy being visible?
(Brad)
Yeah, like I used to be.
It wasn't my fault.
Yes, it was!
Just tell us what happened.
Okay, so this evil dude
was firing at me
with his invisiblaster, right?
I was just riding my bike,
minding my own business.
When I dove out
of the way,
the invisiblaster's beam
missed me and--
Hit me!
And that's how Captain Man
ruined my life.
How was I supposed
to know
you'd be riding your bike
right behind me?
You owe me.
Look, didn't I lend you
4,000 bucks
so you could buy
that hot tub?
Didn't I let you stay here
in the man cave for two months
after your girlfriend
dumped you?
And who paid
for that nose job, huh?
This guy.
(Brad)
Great.
Now I have
a beautiful nose
that no one
will ever see.
Their relationship
is really complicated.
What do you want
from me, Brad?
(Brad)
I want to be
your sidekick.
What?
Hey, hey,
whoa, whoa, hey!
Ray's already
got a sidekick, me.
(Brad)
You're just a kid,
who's visible.
Oh! So you're
better than me
just 'cause I'm visible
and you're not?
All right, guys,
come on.
Let's not play
the visibility card.
Brad... I think
it's time for you to go.
(Brad)
Wait.
Think about
what a great sidekick I'd be.
I could sneak up
on bad guys, and then...
(punches)
Ow!
I'm okay.
(Brad)
See? You never saw
that punch coming.
Look, I already have
an excellent sidekick
and that's Henry.
Thank you.
(Brad)
All right.
What if Henry quits?
I'm never going to quit.
He's not quitting.
(Brad)
But what if he does?
Then what?
All right, Brad.
If Henry ever quits,
you can be my sidekick, okay?
Anything else?
(Brad)
Yeah. I want your shirt.
You can't have
my shirt.
Hey! Brad!
Give me my shirt back, Brad.
Brad!
Kids, don't,
don't look at this.
Okay,
seriously, though,
it's not funny anymore,
so, okay.
Ah! I'm not playing
with you, man.
Brad. Brad!
You don't
wear clothes anyway.
(Brad grunts)
(Henry)
Oh, what the...
What's goin on?
(Brad)
Quit your job.
(footsteps)
(bushes rustling)
(thumps)
Uh...
Did you feel
that earthquake, too?
Henry!
Whoa, what, what?
Why you sleeping?
Because...
I was up all night,
and this invisible guy
kept sneaking into my room,
and flipping
my bed over, and...
That's the dream
I kept having.
Well, will you pass out
some of these flyers for me?
What are these?
They're for a house
I'm selling with Piper.
I'm her real estate agent.
(bell rings)
Isn't this her old,
gross playhouse
that's been sitting
in my backyard
for the last five years?
Yeah,
but I totally remodeled it.
I'm telling you,
for the right buyer, this--
Henry. Henry, I...
Hi, Miss Shapen.
I need to
talk to Henry.
Okay.
One... Two...
(screaming)
Henry,
I need some advice.
What about?
Well, I joined this
new online dating service,
dontletmediealone.com.
Right, right, right.
None of the men
are contacting me.
Oh...
Well, that's very common
for people of...
Yourself.
It's just that,
you know, I thought you--
(screams)
(Brad laughs)
Ugh!
What the bucket?
(screaming)
(Brad)
Quit your job!
(footsteps running away)
(distant chatter)
Ooh, here they come.
Now, act professional
and be nice.
Don't tell me
what to do.
Do you want to
sell this house
and get the money
to buy a Yo Pro camera?
Yeah, but you work for me.
I don't work for you.
-Do you want
my help or not?
-This is my playhouse.
-This is no time to argue.
-I'm in charge here.
Who do you think you are?
Well, hello.
Welcome to my backyard.
Mommy,
I love this playhouse.
Hey, looks like your daughter's
already in love.
Yes, what kind of
playhouse is this?
It's the Playmaster
Plus Dream House.
Yes. It was built
in '09
out of imported Mexican plastic.
Mommy, I love it so much.
Can I have it, please?
Uh, would you consider $50?
$50?!
Let me handle this.
(groans)
My client feels that $50
is way too low for a playhouse
of this quality.
Come on.
It's not exactly fresh and new.
Neither are you.
Okay, you need to learn
some manners.
That's it.
Piper, don't.
We'll take 50.
I am not buying
a playhouse
from a rude little girl
who tells me that--
(screaming)
Wait! No! Come back!
You were
a little aggressive.
So, I'm sound asleep
in my bed
and Brad sneaks in
to my house
and flips my bed over.
This game is impossible.
I can't get all these ants
in this little pair of pants.
I feel like you're not
listening to me.
Look, I know Brad's
kind of obnoxious.
Kind of?
He snuck into my school,
put a bucket
on my teacher's head,
splashed water
on my area,
and then he spanked
my teacher with a mop.
Yeah, that's Brad.
And every time,
before he runs away,
he goes, "quit your job."
Hey! Another ant...
in the pants.
Hey, what is that?
I don't know.
Looks like a steel pipe.
But why would it--
Brad!
What are you--
(Henry screams)
Brad!
(Brad)
Quit your job.
This has to stop, Brad!
(crying dramatically)
Ohh, why? Why? Why?!
This better work.
What is that?
Turkey leg.
How's my eye look?
Put the leg back on it.
(doorbell rings)
Finally.
(grunting)
Your parents here?
(Henry)
No, just come in.
So, what happened now?
This.
Ahhh!
Who gave you
the black eye?
Invisible Brad.
He punched you?
Worse.
I was in gym class today,
and I was standing
behind Mitch Bilsky.
So what'd
invisible Brad do?
He pinched Mitch Bilsky
on the butt!
to make Mitch think
I did it.
- Ooh, yeah,
guys don't like that.
- No, they don't.
Uh, girls don't like that
either, just so you know.
We got to do something
about Brad.
Don't worry.
We're going to get him.
(Brad)
I doubt it.
(screaming)
(Brad)
Quit your job.
(Henry grunts)
(Brad)
You have
a beautiful home.
How do we beat a guy
we can't see?
Uh, we fix it
so we can see him.
How?
Yeah, how?
With paint.
Oh, come on,
how is paint gonna...
I don't really think that paint
is the answer that we're...
(both)
Paint!
And this is the Playmaster
Plus Dream House?
Yes, sir.
Imported Mexican plastic.
Well, Eric,
what do you think?
I love it.
-Yeah?
It is a very nice playhouse.
It's not just
a play house,
it's a play home.
Dad, please buy it.
You know, rabbits used to do
their business in that thing.
Piper!
I promise you,
I totally power-hosed
every square inch--
(laughs) It's okay.
How much do you want for it?
200?
Deal.
Oh, wow.
Sorry, this playhouse
isn't for sale.
Yeah...
Wait, what?
Kid, your friend already
accepted my offer for 200--
It's my playhouse
and I'm not selling it.
You can't just change your mind
in the middle of--
(screaming)
Wait, wait, wait!
Come back!
He was going to
give us 200 bucks.
100 for each of us.
And you sprayed him away!
I'm sorry.
It's just...
My mom and dad gave this to me
for my fourth birthday.
And I guess...
I guess I'm just not ready
to let it go yet.
Okay.
I understand.
I just wish you'd told me
before I spent my money
to fix it all up.
I'm really sorry.
It's...
Hey.
Would it be okay
if I just played with it...
By myself
for a little while?
Sure.
Have fun, kiddo.
Okay, you said 300.
Yep. Here you go.
Get it off my lawn
by six o'clock.
(Henry)
Okay, is the trip wire set?
Just about.
Oh, this is going
to be so great.
Invisible Brad's going to get
covered with red paint,
so we'll be able
to see him, and then
we're going to kick him
about 50 times
right in his invisible--
okay, I get it.
(beeping)
Ray?
Why did you
come down the tube?
You were supposed to walk out
of the elevator with Brad.
I...
I need to sit down.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Is Brad in here
with us now?
I wish he was.
Well, what happened?
Everything was going
according to plan.
I told invisible Brad
that Henry quit
and that he could be
my new sidekick.
And did he buy it?
Ohhh...
he bought it.
What does that mean?
Well...
We were finishing
our root beers,
we took a selfie,
I paid the check,
and then we were walking
across the street together
on our way here.
And?
Brad got hit by a bus.
I guess the driver
just didn't see him.
♪♪
♪ Gone ♪
♪ Gone away ♪
♪ And I won't ♪
♪ I won't see you anymore ♪
♪ 'Cause you're gone ♪♪
(bell oven dings)
(Man)
Mmm