(Jasper)
Hey, Char!
Look at me!
Huh?
What do you think
of my outfit?
Did your mom tell you
it looked good?
Yeah.
She lied.
She lied haaard.
No.
Tonight, me and Henry
are going to Glow-n-Bowl.
- Mm-hmm.
For bowling in the dark.
Can I go now?
No, you got to see
what my outfit does.
Hey, Spot, kill the lights!
Look, I'm luminescent.
♪ Luminescent ♪
♪ I'm lu, lu,
luminescent ♪♪
Woo!
Charlotte?
Hey, Spot,
turn the lights back on!
(Henry)
Oh, hey man.
Uuhhh...
Why would you wear
that in public?
It's my glow-in-the-dark
bowling outfit for tonight.
Ohhh, okay.
And I got us
glow-in-the-dark balls, too.
It's going to be
a crazy night.
(laughs)
So crazy.
Craaazy!
Hey, Henry.
Oh, hey.
What's up?
Can I ask Chloe out
on a date?
Ooh, here we gooo.
You want to
ask out Chloe?
Well, yeah.
I mean, come on,
you haven't hung out
with her in months.
She's not your property.
Did I say Chloe
was my property?
You say it with your eyes.
Whatever.
Yeah, sure.
(chuckles)
Go ahead, ask her out.
I don't care.
Awesome!
Why are you
shooting video?
I thought you and Sidney
were gonna fight.
Maybe... you and me
are gonna fight.
Teacheeer!
(whimpering)
What?! No way!
Got to go!
Oh, hey, Chloe.
Henry.
I...
Brought you
this coffee mug.
It says
"World's Greatest Mom."
No, it says
"World's Greatest...
Wooow."
Thanks, but I don't
really drink coffee.
Okay...
I really just wanted
to talk to you.
Well, there's a twist.
What?
You've been too busy
to talk to me ever since
you got a part-time job
at that garbage store.
It's not a garbage store.
Oh, sorry. Junk.
N-stuff.
Come on.
I'm not busy now.
No, Henry.
I'm not going to fall for it.
Fall for what?
Your "Wow" mug...
The cute little smile.
Aw, come ooon.
Give me
another chaaance.
Pleeeaseee?
Okay.
Do you want to
have dinner tonight?
Tonight?
Uh, tonight me and Jasper
are supposed to go bowling--
Yeah, I knew it.
Wait! Wait.
Tonight works great.
Really?
Yep.
Just you and me...
dinner, wherever you want.
Can we go to Sotto Voce?
Ooh, lasagnaaa!
I'll meet you there
at 7:00.
Yeah, you will.
Yeeeah, that happened.
♪♪
It all just
kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted
an afterschool job.
(Captain Man)
And by accident...
he made me
indestructible.
Ahhh!
(Henry)
I went to
this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to
blow your mind.
(Captain Man)
Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview.
Who call me...
(Henry)
He turned out to be...
(Captain Man)
You know the name.
Captain Man!
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Captain Man)
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart...
(Captain Man)
Pledge to never ever
ever tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
(Captain Man)
It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Captain Man)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
♪♪
Call it.
Up the tubeee!
Oh, my boot!
(Captain Man)
Ha!
Man, how come
we have to organize
the stupid storage room?
Shouldn't Ray be doing this?
I don't know.
Just tell me what that is
so I can write it down.
Uh...
It's a big heavy thing
with things on it.
Great.
Another big thing that's a thing
with things on it.
(Henry)
Ah, whatever.
(buzzing)
(grunting)
Ugh!
What are you doing?
Ray said not to mess
with this stuff.
I wasn't messing with it.
I just leaned on it--
You're wrong.
I told you that--
- Give it up, Schwoz!
The answer is
wild monkeys.
It's not, there's an--
Well, I told you wrong.
(Schwoz)
The answer is soup.
Well, I disagree.
Okay, let's ask them.
Ask us what?
If you kids had to choose,
would you rather...
Be eaten
by wild monkeys...
Or you get boiled
in a big pot of soup.
What kind of soup?
(buzzing)
Ugh, gooch needs me.
I'll be back down
in a sec.
Hey Ray,
can we finish going through
all this stuff tomorrow?
It's only five o'clock.
I know, but...
He wants to leave early--
Don't tell them!
Okay.
Henry's got a date!
Why did you have to-- Ughh.
It's not a date.
I bet it iiis.
You going to wear
your fanciest pants?
(laughs)
Can I knock off early or not?
Yeah sure,
take off, kid.
Thanks.
Hey, where you
going to take her?
To dinner
at Sotto Voce.
Ooh, Sotto Voce.
(laughs) How can you afford
a place like that?
Because I took 100 bucks
out of your wallet.
What?
Up the tube!
Hey.
What is this machine?
Did I make this?
No, my father made that.
Long time ago.
What this do?
Well, it was supposed
to make me stronger,
more powerful,
you know,
manlier.
So it didn't work.
It was never tested on me.
We tested it
on my nerdy cousin.
So, did it make him manly?
It made him too manly.
Ooh.
The effects started
off slowly but...
(sighs)
a few days later
he was...
less of a man.
Oh?
More of a beast.
Oh!
(grunting)
(Henry)
Hey. Hey!
Did I say you could
come in my room?
Did I ask?
I just need a pair of scissors
to open my new phone case.
Here, just give it.
Gross, don't use your teeth.
(grunts)
Here's your phone case.
Well, now your hand is
bleeding.
Oh. Yeah.
Tastes good.
Gross.
What's up with you?
Nothing.
Now, get out of my room.
I got to finish
my workout.
I got plans tonight.
(grunts)
Whoa!
When did you grow
those furballs under your arms?
Huh?
Oh.
I don't know.
But I like them.
(grunting)
(Charlotte screaming)
(elevator dings)
Here's your coffee.
Thank you?
(Schwoz)
So...
What we gonna do
with this manly machine?
Oh, yeah.
That thing is
majorly dangerous.
We better destroy it.
Or I guess we could
donate it to a school.
Hey...
What do you mean
that thing is dangerous?
Well, it was designed
to make people stronger,
more powerful,
and manlier but
it goes too far.
Take a look at what it did
to my cousin Elliot.
Ew.
No, that's a
before picture.
Oh.
Here's what Elliot looked
like a week after my dad
tested this machine
on him.
Yah!
Yep.
He turned into
a man-beast.
He looks like
my sister.
Ha!
Your sister wishes.
She is an animal.
(laughing)
She smells
like a horse.
Guys!
You guys!
What?
Yeah?
Henry accidentally touched
that machine.
He... He turned it on?
He didn't mean to.
His hand just hit
one of those buttons
and it went all...
Bzz... Bzz.
Uh-oh.
Did you see Henry start
to show any signs of...
exaggerated manliness?
I'm...
I'm not sure.
Well, where is he?
He's having dinner
with a girl at Sotto Voce.
Oh, right.
I hear they have
good paninis.
Oh, shut up, Schwoz.
I got to go get Henry
before the symptoms
advance too far
and they become permanent.
Come with me.
Okay.
(electronic beeping)
Bye!
Up the tube!
Buh-bye.
I really should
call my sister...
A horse.
(laughs)
(jazzy tune playing)
Oh, excuse me.
Ohh, no!
I will not excuse you.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to bump into you,
I was just passing--
What?!
You want to swing at me?
Come on!
Let's go, Mark.
Yeah... go Mark.
Enjoy your salad.
Hey Henry.
Ohh, hey,
what's up, dude?
Uh... Is that...
Are you growing a beard?
Huh?
Huh. Nah.
I think
I just need a shave.
Wow.
When did you start shaving?
I guess
tomorrow morning, ha!
Hey!
(hits counter)
Let's get us a table!
We hungryyy!
Young man,
this is Sotto Voce,
would you please
lower your voice?
Yeah, I'll lower my voice.
We hungryyyy!
(laughing)
Yeah!
We going to get fooood!
(door knock)
Hey, Piper.
Ugh, I'll call you back.
What do you think of my cool
bowling outfit?
It glows in the dark.
You know, just because
you're friends with my brother,
that doesn't mean
we have to talk.
Okay.
Then just tell Henry
I'm here.
Henry's gone.
He can't be gone.
We have plans.
Well, he got better plans.
With who?
I don't know, some chick.
He took her
to dinner at Sotto Voce.
Sotto Voce...
Yep.
Okay, well...
I guess I'll just
go home then.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
You had plans with Henry
and he blew you off,
and you're just going to be all,
"oh, I guess
I'll just go home then"?
What should I do?
I don't know,
be a man?
But--
If I were you,
I'd ride my bike
right over to Sotto Voce,
march in there, tell Henry
that he's rude,
and then I'd shove his face down
right into his food.
Yeah.
I should teach him
a lesson.
Yeah, you should.
Now, get out of here,
you make me sick.
I should be a life coach.
And lasagna
for the young lady.
Oh my god,
it smells so good.
(sniffing)
Yeah! Smell that!
And, um, are you sure
you want your steak raw?
Yeah, man,
just set it down, yeah.
Thanks.
I don't need this.
Okay.
Enjoy.
(sniffing)
Oh, yeah, smell that.
Hey, Henry!
Remember this guy?
Bye, Jasper.
(Piper's voice)
"If I were you,
I'd tell Henry that he's rude,
and then I'd shove his face down
right into his food."
What are you
thinking about?
Your sister.
What?
Now I'm going
to teach you a lesson.
(both grunting)
Are you trying
to push his head down?
Yeah, what are you doing?
You just
beef-slapped me.
You want some more?
Henry!
You're...
You're acting weird!
Bye, Jasper!
(Jasper in the distance)
Byeee!
Woo!
Is it hot in here?
Whoa,
look at Henry's beard.
I knew it.
It's the effects
of that device.
Henr's changing.
If we don't do something
quickly,
in a few more days
he could be a full-on man-beast.
Why can't we ever have
normal problems?
Go get Henry.
Make up some reason
why he's got to leave with you.
(laughs)
Go get him.
What's the problem?
I feel bad.
Henry really likes Chloe
and she's already mad at him.
Why?
Because he keeps
flaking on her
because he's always busy
working for you.
Okay.
All right.
I know how to get Henry
out of here
without Chloe
thinking it's his fault.
What are you going to do?
Wait here.
Well, I'm taking these mints.
(screaming)
Fire!
Quick, everyone,
exit the restaurant!
Captain Man?
Wow.
Sir, you are
at sotto voce.
Please lower your voice.
Sorry. Sorry.
(whispering) Fire.
Please keep your voices down
and exit the restaurant.
Fire.
Please keep your voices down
and exit the restaurant.
Fire.
Please keep your voices down
and exit the restaurant.
Fire don't scare me.
Well, fire do scare me.
(Chloe)
Thanks for coming.
We're out of mints.
Appreciate your business.
Get out...
(grunting)
Nuh-uh, dude.
You're going to have to zap me
harder than that.
Come on, kid,
I'm trying to help you.
Just drop.
Sorry.
Three little laser shots
can't hurt me.
Ohhh, that did it.
Ooh, panini.
(growling)
Let me go!
Can we please hurry up
and get this done?
It is ready.
Pick up the meat-beef.
(growling)
(growls loudly)
Throw the meat-beef!
What happens now?
What that machine
did to Henry,
this machine do the opposite.
(Henry growling)
Hurry!
I go speedy.
(Henry growling
and breathing heavily)
(Henry snarling loudly)
(whirring)
Open.
What happened?
I feel so...
Different.
I need to make
some adjustments.
(knocking)
Hey.
Why did you want me
to come over?
Because...
I feel bad about how our dinner
went at Sotto Voce.
Aw, why would you
feel bad?
Just because you acted
like an animal
and then ditched me after
the restaurant caught on fire?
Will you please just come in
and let me talk to you?
Here, I got you.
I don't need help.
Just come here.
Okay.
Yeah, I got it.
Just, just
sit right here.
All right.
I know where to sit.
Okay. Talk to me.
I, uh...
The reason I acted all crazy
at the restaurant...
Yeah?
See...
I had a weird reaction
to this special medicine,
these pills
I take for my...
My feet.
Why do you take pills
for your feet?
Because I have...
Feetal Fungal Syndrome.
FFS.
FFS?
That's,
that's really a thing?
Yeah,
but don't look it up.
Okay. So, now?
Oh, I'm fine now
because I went to see
Dr. Schwozberg.
See?
Feel my face.
No hair.
And look.
Smooooth.
(imitating Henry's voice)
Looks gooood.
Hey.
I'm really sorry
that I wrecked our dinner.
Anyway...
To make it up to you...
♪ Sorry that I let you down ♪♪
You want to have dinner
with me?
Yeah, okay.
It's meee!
(Henry)
Jasper?
What are you doing here?
Guess where I've been?
The supermarket.
Guess what I bought?
This meat.
Look,
I'm really sorry that--
You just got
beef-slapped.
Haaard.
(oven bell dings)
(Man)
Mmm...