(beeping)
Gooch? Hey!
Gooch, are you there?
Gooch?
- (voice)
Mama.
Okay, that is not gooch.
Ugh. What is wrong
with this thing?
Gooch!
Go for gooch.
Where are Henry and Ray?
There was an emergency
at the Swellview mall.
Ooh, what happened?
Santa Claus was running around
without his red pants.
But it's not
even Christmas.
Weird, right? (beeping)
(computer)
Your hot dog is ready.
Ugh. I didn't order
a hot dog.
You ordered a hot dog?
No. The snack machine is still
broken and acting all crazy.
(distorted)
Repeat-- you're breaking up.
Gooch.
(alarm beeping)
Hey, Charlotte.
Hey. Are those
Santa's pants?
Yeah.
So, where's Henry?
He's right--
huh, that's weird.
Henry? Come down.
(Henry)
I can't.
My tube isn't working.
Okay, hang on.
(beeping)
(Henry)
Ray?
Yeah?
(Henry)
If you keep doing
that I'm gonna vomit.
(computer)
Your hot dog is ready.
(barking)
What the...
Charlotte, I've told you
no pets at work.
That's not my pet.
That's my lunch,
which I did not order.
Arg.
I thought I fixed that thing.
Why does it keep--
(groans)
Now, why
is that spinning?
I don't know.
Because it's broken?
We've got to find
a good repairman.
Aw, not my sprocket, too.
Gooch!
Go for gooch.
Just get your tool box
and come down here.
We got a lot of stuff to fix.
Ray, you know
there is only one repairman
who can fix things down there.
I'm not calling him.
You need him.
No, I don't need him,
and I will not let him
back into my Man Cave.
Bye.
Don't you press that but--
Who were you
talking about?
Schwoz.
What's a Schwoz?
This guy that used
to work for me.
He built most of this place,
all this cool stuff.
He developed
the technology we use,
built all the weapons
and devices.
Schwoz is a genius.
He sounds awesome.
Awesome guys don't
steal your girlfriend.
Ooh. Wow.
Yeah, that's what I said
when I found out
she'd been Schwoz'd.
(beeping)
(Henry screams)
(grunts)
Oh, man.
Henry.
That...
That really hurt me.
(beeping)
Uh-oh.
Oh, man.
What's wrong?
Santa Claus jumped out
of the police car
and now he's running down
Swellview Boulevard.
But... You've got
his pants.
Exactly. Let's go.
Come on!
Let's just both
take my tube.
All right.
Seriously?
Geez.
(beeping)
You better call Schwoz.
Never.
Who's Schwoz?
Oh, he's this guy who used
to work for me a long--
Ow!
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an afterschool job.
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
(screaming)
(Henry)
I went into this crazy store and
met a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview.
Who call me...
He turned out to be...
(Ray)
You know the name.
Captain Man.
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Ray)
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart...
(Ray)
Pledge to never ever,
ever tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Ray)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
(Ray screaming)
Come on, Henry.
(whistle blowing)
All right, guys, come on.
Hey. Gather around!
Listen up! Let's go!
All right.
When it comes to basketball,
you guys are pretty much
a team of losers.
(all agree)
Who wants water?
Not now.
Okay, where was I?
You were
calling us losers.
Right. Well,
that all changes today.
Boys, meet your new teammate,
Shawn Corbit.
Oh yeah.
How about that, huh?
Shawn, tell your new teammates
a little bit about yourself.
Well...
Use the card.
"My name is Shawn. I'm 14...
Years old.
Nice to meet you guys."
Hart!
Did I say you could murmur?
Sorry. It's just...
I don't mean to be rude...
But Shawn looks like
he's older than 14.
Like, by a lot.
Oh, really?
You want to see
Shawn's birth certificate?
Because I have it. Look at that.
Lookie there.
Shawn Corbit born
14 years ago in Hawaii.
Take a closer look.
Grab it.
Just take it
if you want to see how--
so, you're just going to
let this guy on our team?
How do we know if
he can even play?
(chuckles)
Okay, first team
on the court.
Hurry up! Let's go!
First team!
Let's see if you five idiots
can stop Shawn from scoring.
Shawn, take them to school.
Kaboom!
Who saw that? I saw that.
Oh look, Henry Hart's
on the ground.
Maybe he wants
some company down there.
Look at me, I'm Henry Hart.
I'm on the floor,
and I'm off the team.
What?
Off the--what?
Shawn plays point guard.
You play point guard.
Shawn is awe-some.
You are aw-ful.
So you're off the team.
But that's unfair.
Oh, you want fair?
You want to stay on the team?
Okay, hot pants.
All you got to do is beat
Shawn in a game of one-on-one.
But--
I'll even give you
three whole days to practice.
How does that sound, Shawn?
Well, actually,
I think that maybe--
Just read the card.
"My name is Shawn.
I'm 14...
Years old."
Hey. I really wish you'd
get those things working.
(Henry screaming)
Hey, something's wrong
with the dumb elevator.
Why are you
in such a bad mood?
Because I got kicked off
my dumb basketball team.
Are you good
at basketball?
No.
(screaming)
Charlotte!
You made
the couch spin again.
Why don't you hop on it
and take a ride?
Ray. I found a repairman.
He's on his way down.
What? You can't just send
some stranger down here
until we have him
checked out.
I got to go.
(elevator dings)
(with thick accent)
Hey.
Schwoz.
Get out.
Come on, Ray.
Don't be like that.
I mean it.
Out of here.
That's schwoz?
You must be new sidekick,
Kid Danger.
Don't you talk to Henry.
You keep your Schwoz cooties
off of him.
Come on, man,
it's been three years.
Yeah, since you stole
my girlfriend.
If it makes you feel any better,
I dumped her two weeks later.
Why would that
make me feel better?
Can I get something
to eat?
You could.
If that hunk-a-junk
snack machine
you built actually worked.
I check it.
Don't order a hot dog.
Now... Would anyone
like a nacho tower?
(computer)
Nacho tower.
Whoa.
Nacho tower.
He fixed
the auto snacker.
I don't care.
You ruined our friendship.
And you're not
going to fix that
with a platter
of hot Mexican treats.
Well, I forgive you.
Me too.
Look, you want me to leave,
just tell me, "Leave."
Leave, leave, leave,
leave, leave.
You want me to stay?
Because I could fix up
all the broken schtuff
around this place.
Do it.
No!
Let him fix
the broken schtuff.
All right,
fix the broken schtuff.
And give me a nacho.
Now, who's ready
for technological fun?
Yeah.
Up the tube.
Down the tube.
He fixed the tube.
And I fixed the TVs
and the sprocket.
And watch this.
(beeping)
Security lasers on.
Ooh, lasers.
Ow.
Security off.
Smoochie music on.
(music playing)
♪ Girl, you know
I love you ♪♪
Smoochie music off.
(music stops)
Whoa.
He is impressive.
Yeah, yeah.
Too bad you can't use
your technical skills
to make me
a better basketball player.
Hey...
Who says I can't make you
better basketball player, huh?
I did.
Was I wrong?
Cool sleeve.
Feels good.
I've seen better sleeves.
What are the goggles for?
They are wirelessly connected
to the sleeve with bloop-toop.
Bloop-toop? But I don't
understand how-- whoa.
I didn't know you had a hoop.
Neither did I.
And now...
Take this
and shoot the bashket.
Wait!
What?
Close your eyes.
But I need to see.
No.
What?
Hey, let me try one.
Hey. That's not
what balls are for.
Well, you shouldn't have
kissed my girlfriend.
So, if I wear these goggles
and this sleeve thing...
You will make bashket
every time.
Oh man, this is amazing.
Thanks Schwoz.
I'm going to destroy
that Shawn Corbit guy.
Let us celebrate with smoochie
music and whirly lights.
Whoa. He made whirly lights.
♪ I really want to show you how
I'm feeling smoochie now ♪
♪ I'm feeling smoochie now ♪♪
Come on, Henry.
Yeah.
Whoa, that was like ten
three-pointers in a row.
What do you say
we make it 11?
(cheering)
Hey, great shot.
Don't be nice to him.
Hey there.
Hello.
So, you a teacher?
Yeah, I teach
eighth grade Spanish.
Caliente.
Bueno.
I am schwoz.
You say nothing.
(coach)
Listen up!
This is going to be a game
of one-on-one.
Playing to ten.
The winner stays
on the basketball team,
the loser goes home
to his mommy.
Okay, let's get this over with.
Henry, your ball.
(cheering)
Hey, give me your phone.
Why?
So I can shoot Henry's
disaster from two angles.
I'm going to get
some lemonade.
You want some?
Sure.
Be right back.
Henry!
Try and score this time!
Thanks, Oliver!
Shawn is tall for 14.
Come on, grandma.
Anyone can make instant oatmeal.
Come on, Henry!
Boom!
I thought we were
only playing to ten.
Oh yeah.
(whistle blows)
Game over!
Shawn wins!
Have a nice life, Henry.
One lemonade for me
and one lemonade for...
Schwoz!
Are you kidding me?
Hey.
Oh.
Hi.
I'm sorry, man.
Hey, you won
fair and square.
No I didn't.
What do you mean?
I'm not 14.
I didn't think so.
How old are you?
I'm 26.
I'm a grown man.
I work at Master Prize
Rent-A-Car.
Well, how do you know
Coach Bix?
He came in to rent a car.
He pulled me aside and said,
"I want you to come
play basketball for me."
And you said okay?
No, I said no.
Then why are you
playing ball for him?
Because he kidnapped
my Lulu.
Who's Lulu?
Shawn's puppy.
She's a cockapoo.
Wait a minute.
So you're telling me that your
coach kidnapped Shawn's puppy...
A cockapoo...
And now he's forcing Shawn
to pretend he's 14-years-old
so he can play in your junior
high school basketball team?
Crazy, right?
Uh... Yeah.
Coach won't give Shawn
his puppy back
unless our team wins
the state championship.
Ooh, you're chewing.
What are you going to do?
There are two things
I hate in the world,
and one of them is guys
who kidnap other guys' dogs
to make them do stuff.
What's the other thing?
Celery.
Yeah.
It ruins tuna salad.
Ruins it.
Yeah.
Good old Salisbury steak.
(doorbell rings)
(groans)
Who is it?
(Ray, altering voice)
Look through
your peephole.
All right.
Captain Man?
Hey, I never said
you could come in.
Too bad, jerk.
Hey. I didn't say
you could touch that.
I didn't ask.
Aw, you're a good baby.
Aw, don't you worry,
sweetheart.
You better not take my puppy.
It's not your puppy.
Now, get in the cage.
What?
No. That's for a dog.
One...
Maybe I'll get in the cage.
Shawn, you can come in now.
Lulu!
Here you go.
Aw. Thanks, Captain Man.
Thank you,
for liking puppies.
Come on, Lulu.
Let's go buy matching sweaters.
Whoa, yeah.
(elevator dings)
Okay. I fixed
the elevator.
Good. Thank you.
Now, leave my life.
Okay, boss.
Ray...
Stay out of this, Henry.
Goodbye, peoples.
Schwoz out.
Great.
What happens next time
something breaks around here?
No one else can fix
all this stuff.
Too bad.
He's gone.
(elevator dings)
I still here.
(groans)
All right, Schwoz,
you can have your old room back.
Yeah, baby!
Ah! Get off.
Never leap on me again.
(laughing)
All right, Ray...
Check this out.
No sleeve.
Just the kid.
(crackling)
(both)
Schwoz?
(oven bell dings)
(man)
Mmmm....