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(beeping)

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Gooch? Hey!

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Gooch, are you there?

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Gooch?

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- (voice)

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Mama.

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Okay, that is not gooch.

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Ugh. What is wrong

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with this thing?

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Gooch!

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Go for gooch.

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Where are Henry and Ray?

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There was an emergency

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at the Swellview mall.

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Ooh, what happened?

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Santa Claus was running around

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without his red pants.

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But it's not

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even Christmas.

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Weird, right? (beeping)

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(computer)

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Your hot dog is ready.

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Ugh. I didn't order

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a hot dog.

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You ordered a hot dog?

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No. The snack machine is still

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broken and acting all crazy.

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(distorted)

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Repeat-- you're breaking up.

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Gooch.

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(alarm beeping)

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Hey, Charlotte.

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Hey. Are those

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Santa's pants?

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Yeah.

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So, where's Henry?

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He's right--

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huh, that's weird.

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Henry? Come down.

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(Henry)

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I can't.

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My tube isn't working.

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Okay, hang on.

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(beeping)

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(Henry)

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Ray?

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Yeah?

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(Henry)

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If you keep doing

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that I'm gonna vomit.

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(computer)

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Your hot dog is ready.

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(barking)

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What the...

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Charlotte, I've told you

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no pets at work.

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That's not my pet.

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That's my lunch,

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which I did not order.

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Arg.

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I thought I fixed that thing.

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Why does it keep--

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(groans)

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Now, why

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is that spinning?

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I don't know.

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Because it's broken?

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We've got to find

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a good repairman.

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Aw, not my sprocket, too.

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Gooch!

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Go for gooch.

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Just get your tool box

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and come down here.

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We got a lot of stuff to fix.

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Ray, you know

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there is only one repairman

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who can fix things down there.

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I'm not calling him.

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You need him.

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No, I don't need him,

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and I will not let him

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back into my Man Cave.

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Bye.

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Don't you press that but--

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Who were you

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talking about?

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Schwoz.

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What's a Schwoz?

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This guy that used

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to work for me.

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He built most of this place,

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all this cool stuff.

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He developed

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the technology we use,

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built all the weapons

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and devices.

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Schwoz is a genius.

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He sounds awesome.

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Awesome guys don't

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steal your girlfriend.

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Ooh. Wow.

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Yeah, that's what I said

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when I found out

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she'd been Schwoz'd.

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(beeping)

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(Henry screams)

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(grunts)

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Oh, man.

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Henry.

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That...

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That really hurt me.

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(beeping)

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Uh-oh.

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Oh, man.

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What's wrong?

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Santa Claus jumped out

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of the police car

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and now he's running down

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Swellview Boulevard.

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But... You've got

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his pants.

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Exactly. Let's go.

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Come on!

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Let's just both

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take my tube.

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All right.

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Seriously?

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Geez.

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(beeping)

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You better call Schwoz.

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Never.

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Who's Schwoz?

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Oh, he's this guy who used

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to work for me a long--

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Ow!

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It all just kind of happened.

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My dad was

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an irresponsible scientist.

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I wanted an afterschool job.

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And by accident,

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he made me indestructible.

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(screaming)

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(Henry)

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I went into this crazy store and

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met a pretty interesting guy.

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I'm going to blow your mind.

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Now I protect

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the good citizens of Swellview.

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Who call me...

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He turned out to be...

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(Ray)

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You know the name.

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Captain Man.

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That's right, Henry.

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In time, I realized

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that being a superhero

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is a lot to handle alone.

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He wanted some help.

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(Ray)

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I needed a sidekick.

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I, Henry Hart...

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(Ray)

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Pledge to never ever,

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ever tell anyone...

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That I'm Captain Man's

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secret sidekick.

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It is done.

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(Henry)

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Now we blow bubbles.

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(Ray)

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And fight crime.

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(Henry)

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Feels good.

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Call it.

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Up the tube!

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Oh, my boot.

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(Ray screaming)

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Come on, Henry.

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(whistle blowing)

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All right, guys, come on.

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Hey. Gather around!

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Listen up! Let's go!

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All right.

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When it comes to basketball,

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you guys are pretty much

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a team of losers.

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(all agree)

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Who wants water?

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Not now.

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Okay, where was I?

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You were

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calling us losers.

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Right. Well,

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that all changes today.

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Boys, meet your new teammate,

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Shawn Corbit.

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Oh yeah.

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How about that, huh?

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Shawn, tell your new teammates

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a little bit about yourself.

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Well...

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Use the card.

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"My name is Shawn. I'm 14...

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Years old.

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Nice to meet you guys."

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Hart!

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Did I say you could murmur?

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Sorry. It's just...

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I don't mean to be rude...

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But Shawn looks like

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he's older than 14.

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Like, by a lot.

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Oh, really?

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You want to see

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Shawn's birth certificate?

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Because I have it. Look at that.

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Lookie there.

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Shawn Corbit born

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14 years ago in Hawaii.

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Take a closer look.

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Grab it.

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Just take it

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if you want to see how--

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so, you're just going to

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let this guy on our team?

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How do we know if

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he can even play?

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(chuckles)

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Okay, first team

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on the court.

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Hurry up! Let's go!

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First team!

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Let's see if you five idiots

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can stop Shawn from scoring.

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Shawn, take them to school.

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Kaboom!

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Who saw that? I saw that.

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Oh look, Henry Hart's

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on the ground.

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Maybe he wants

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some company down there.

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Look at me, I'm Henry Hart.

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I'm on the floor,

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and I'm off the team.

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What?

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Off the--what?

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Shawn plays point guard.

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You play point guard.

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Shawn is awe-some.

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You are aw-ful.

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So you're off the team.

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But that's unfair.

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Oh, you want fair?

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You want to stay on the team?

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Okay, hot pants.

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All you got to do is beat

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Shawn in a game of one-on-one.

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But--

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I'll even give you

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three whole days to practice.

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How does that sound, Shawn?

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Well, actually,

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I think that maybe--

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Just read the card.

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"My name is Shawn.

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I'm 14...

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Years old."

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Hey. I really wish you'd

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get those things working.

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(Henry screaming)

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Hey, something's wrong

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with the dumb elevator.

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Why are you

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in such a bad mood?

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Because I got kicked off

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my dumb basketball team.

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Are you good

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at basketball?

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No.

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(screaming)

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Charlotte!

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You made

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the couch spin again.

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Why don't you hop on it

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and take a ride?

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Ray. I found a repairman.

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He's on his way down.

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What? You can't just send

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some stranger down here

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until we have him

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checked out.

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I got to go.

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(elevator dings)

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(with thick accent)

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Hey.

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Schwoz.

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Get out.

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Come on, Ray.

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Don't be like that.

301
00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:21,269
I mean it.

302
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,813
Out of here.

303
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,813
That's schwoz?

304
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,692
You must be new sidekick,

305
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,692
Kid Danger.

306
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,236
Don't you talk to Henry.

307
00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,279
You keep your Schwoz cooties

308
00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,279
off of him.

309
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:36,076
Come on, man,

310
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:36,076
it's been three years.

311
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,412
Yeah, since you stole

312
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,412
my girlfriend.

313
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,956
If it makes you feel any better,

314
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,956
I dumped her two weeks later.

315
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,043
Why would that

316
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,043
make me feel better?

317
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,047
Can I get something

318
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,047
to eat?

319
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,047
You could.

320
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,507
If that hunk-a-junk

321
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,507
snack machine

322
00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,384
you built actually worked.

323
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,430
I check it.

324
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,430
Don't order a hot dog.

325
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:12,653
Now... Would anyone

326
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:12,653
like a nacho tower?

327
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,407
(computer)

328
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,407
Nacho tower.

329
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,748
Whoa.

330
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,294
Nacho tower.

331
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,294
He fixed

332
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,294
the auto snacker.

333
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,504
I don't care.

334
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,504
You ruined our friendship.

335
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,880
And you're not

336
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,880
going to fix that

337
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,758
with a platter

338
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,758
of hot Mexican treats.

339
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,719
Well, I forgive you.

340
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,719
Me too.

341
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:42,016
Look, you want me to leave,

342
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:42,016
just tell me, "Leave."

343
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,061
Leave, leave, leave,

344
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,061
leave, leave.

345
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,398
You want me to stay?

346
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,068
Because I could fix up

347
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,068
all the broken schtuff

348
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:52,944
around this place.

349
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,237
Do it.

350
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,238
No!

351
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,323
Let him fix

352
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,323
the broken schtuff.

353
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,076
All right,

354
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,076
fix the broken schtuff.

355
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,871
And give me a nacho.

356
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,799
Now, who's ready

357
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,799
for technological fun?

358
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,510
Yeah.

359
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:20,679
Up the tube.

360
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,392
Down the tube.

361
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,313
He fixed the tube.

362
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,400
And I fixed the TVs

363
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,400
and the sprocket.

364
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,901
And watch this.

365
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,901
(beeping)

366
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,654
Security lasers on.

367
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,033
Ooh, lasers.

368
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:42,952
Ow.

369
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:47,123
Security off.

370
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,335
Smoochie music on.

371
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,628
(music playing)

372
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,215
♪ Girl, you know

373
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,215
I love you ♪♪

374
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,091
Smoochie music off.

375
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,386
(music stops)

376
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:03,014
Whoa.

377
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:03,014
He is impressive.

378
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:03,014
Yeah, yeah.

379
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,310
Too bad you can't use

380
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,310
your technical skills

381
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,270
to make me

382
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,270
a better basketball player.

383
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,190
Hey...

384
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:16,027
Who says I can't make you

385
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:16,027
better basketball player, huh?

386
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,823
I did.

387
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,823
Was I wrong?

388
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,372
Cool sleeve.

389
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,042
Feels good.

390
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,042
I've seen better sleeves.

391
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,337
What are the goggles for?

392
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,797
They are wirelessly connected

393
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,797
to the sleeve with bloop-toop.

394
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:43,680
Bloop-toop? But I don't

395
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:43,680
understand how-- whoa.

396
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,100
I didn't know you had a hoop.

397
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,100
Neither did I.

398
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,561
And now...

399
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,317
Take this

400
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,317
and shoot the bashket.

401
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,657
Wait!

402
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,326
What?

403
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,326
Close your eyes.

404
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,954
But I need to see.

405
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,954
No.

406
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,505
What?

407
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,505
Hey, let me try one.

408
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,681
Hey. That's not

409
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,681
what balls are for.

410
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,016
Well, you shouldn't have

411
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,016
kissed my girlfriend.

412
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:33,062
So, if I wear these goggles

413
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:33,062
and this sleeve thing...

414
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,398
You will make bashket

415
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,398
every time.

416
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:39,068
Oh man, this is amazing.

417
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:39,068
Thanks Schwoz.

418
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,113
I'm going to destroy

419
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,113
that Shawn Corbit guy.

420
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:46,660
Let us celebrate with smoochie

421
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:46,660
music and whirly lights.

422
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,831
Whoa. He made whirly lights.

423
00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:03,134
♪ I really want to show you how

424
00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:03,134
I'm feeling smoochie now ♪

425
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,931
♪ I'm feeling smoochie now ♪♪

426
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:21,068
Come on, Henry.

427
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:21,068
Yeah.

428
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,406
Whoa, that was like ten

429
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,406
three-pointers in a row.

430
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,701
What do you say

431
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,701
we make it 11?

432
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,290
(cheering)

433
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,709
Hey, great shot.

434
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,709
Don't be nice to him.

435
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,300
Hey there.

436
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,888
Hello.

437
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,888
So, you a teacher?

438
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,098
Yeah, I teach

439
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,098
eighth grade Spanish.

440
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:54,227
Caliente.

441
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:54,227
Bueno.

442
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,314
I am schwoz.

443
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,314
You say nothing.

444
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,483
(coach)

445
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,483
Listen up!

446
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,776
This is going to be a game

447
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,776
of one-on-one.

448
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,943
Playing to ten.

449
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,196
The winner stays

450
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,196
on the basketball team,

451
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,074
the loser goes home

452
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,074
to his mommy.

453
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,412
Okay, let's get this over with.

454
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,412
Henry, your ball.

455
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,630
(cheering)

456
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,016
Hey, give me your phone.

457
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,602
Why?

458
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,438
So I can shoot Henry's

459
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,438
disaster from two angles.

460
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,024
I'm going to get

461
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,024
some lemonade.

462
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,902
You want some?

463
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,902
Sure.

464
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,569
Be right back.

465
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,170
Henry!

466
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,798
Try and score this time!

467
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:06,841
Thanks, Oliver!

468
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,851
Shawn is tall for 14.

469
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,992
Come on, grandma.

470
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,992
Anyone can make instant oatmeal.

471
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,627
Come on, Henry!

472
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,723
Boom!

473
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,728
I thought we were

474
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,728
only playing to ten.

475
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,772
Oh yeah.

476
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,772
(whistle blows)

477
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,149
Game over!

478
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,149
Shawn wins!

479
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,818
Have a nice life, Henry.

480
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,156
One lemonade for me

481
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,156
and one lemonade for...

482
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,117
Schwoz!

483
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,705
Are you kidding me?

484
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,705
Are you kidding me?

485
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,673
Hey.

486
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,673
Oh.

487
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,842
Hi.

488
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,842
I'm sorry, man.

489
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,846
Hey, you won

490
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,846
fair and square.

491
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,057
No I didn't.

492
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,057
What do you mean?

493
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:45,606
I'm not 14.

494
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:45,606
I didn't think so.

495
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,277
How old are you?

496
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,277
I'm 26.

497
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:51,905
I'm a grown man.

498
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,033
I work at Master Prize

499
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,033
Rent-A-Car.

500
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,452
Well, how do you know

501
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,452
Coach Bix?

502
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,539
He came in to rent a car.

503
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,539
He pulled me aside and said,

504
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,042
"I want you to come

505
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,042
play basketball for me."

506
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,628
And you said okay?

507
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,628
No, I said no.

508
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,672
Then why are you

509
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,672
playing ball for him?

510
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,090
Because he kidnapped

511
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,090
my Lulu.

512
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,094
Who's Lulu?

513
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,094
Shawn's puppy.

514
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,680
She's a cockapoo.

515
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,680
Wait a minute.

516
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:22,268
So you're telling me that your

517
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:22,268
coach kidnapped Shawn's puppy...

518
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,895
A cockapoo...

519
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,481
And now he's forcing Shawn

520
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,481
to pretend he's 14-years-old

521
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,901
so he can play in your junior

522
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,901
high school basketball team?

523
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,236
Crazy, right?

524
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,236
Uh... Yeah.

525
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,405
Coach won't give Shawn

526
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,405
his puppy back

527
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,908
unless our team wins

528
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,908
the state championship.

529
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,954
Ooh, you're chewing.

530
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,954
What are you going to do?

531
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,458
There are two things

532
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,458
I hate in the world,

533
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,794
and one of them is guys

534
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,794
who kidnap other guys' dogs

535
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,796
to make them do stuff.

536
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,547
What's the other thing?

537
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,132
Celery.

538
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,132
Yeah.

539
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,717
It ruins tuna salad.

540
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,717
Ruins it.

541
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,103
Yeah.

542
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,103
Good old Salisbury steak.

543
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,189
(doorbell rings)

544
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,110
(groans)

545
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,280
Who is it?

546
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,280
(Ray, altering voice)

547
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,280
Look through

548
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,280
your peephole.

549
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,157
All right.

550
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,002
Captain Man?

551
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,628
Hey, I never said

552
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,628
you could come in.

553
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,296
Too bad, jerk.

554
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,174
Hey. I didn't say

555
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,174
you could touch that.

556
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:39,720
I didn't ask.

557
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:39,720
Aw, you're a good baby.

558
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,098
Aw, don't you worry,

559
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,098
sweetheart.

560
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,558
You better not take my puppy.

561
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,147
It's not your puppy.

562
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,147
Now, get in the cage.

563
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,482
What?

564
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,482
No. That's for a dog.

565
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,776
One...

566
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,776
Maybe I'll get in the cage.

567
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,323
Shawn, you can come in now.

568
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,202
Lulu!

569
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,416
Here you go.

570
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,416
Aw. Thanks, Captain Man.

571
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,794
Thank you,

572
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,794
for liking puppies.

573
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,173
Come on, Lulu.

574
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,173
Let's go buy matching sweaters.

575
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,061
Whoa, yeah.

576
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,855
(elevator dings)

577
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,317
Okay. I fixed

578
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,317
the elevator.

579
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:39,947
Good. Thank you.

580
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:39,947
Now, leave my life.

581
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,202
Okay, boss.

582
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,081
Ray...

583
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,081
Stay out of this, Henry.

584
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,882
Goodbye, peoples.

585
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,882
Schwoz out.

586
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,262
Great.

587
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,264
What happens next time

588
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,264
something breaks around here?

589
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,016
No one else can fix

590
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,016
all this stuff.

591
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,475
Too bad.

592
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,475
He's gone.

593
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,104
(elevator dings)

594
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,106
I still here.

595
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,566
(groans)

596
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,612
All right, Schwoz,

597
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,612
you can have your old room back.

598
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,114
Yeah, baby!

599
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,201
Ah! Get off.

600
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,787
Never leap on me again.

601
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:33,459
(laughing)

602
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,509
All right, Ray...

603
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,595
Check this out.

604
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:49,100
No sleeve.

605
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:49,100
Just the kid.

606
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,317
(crackling)

607
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,656
(both)

608
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,656
Schwoz?

609
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,020
(oven bell dings)

610
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,313
(man)

611
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,313
Mmmm....