Okay...
Boron... Okay.
Atomic number five.
Category, metalloid.
Doesn't your grandfather
have metalloids?
Yeah, can't sit down.
Canadium.
A person from Canada...
Mium.
Personality...
Canadian-ish.
It's cadmium. Atomic number 48.
Category, transition metal.
Ooh, and once again
Charlotte gets the answer right.
Shocker.
Didn't see that coming.
Yeah...
Too bad I don't know the atomic
number for idiot boys.
(boys)
Oh!
Good for you, Charlotte.
So, hey, what are we
all doing Saturday night?
You guys want to
play miniature golf?
(all)
No.
You want to play enormous golf?
Hello?
He's gonna find out.
Well, I'm not telling him.
What?
Come on, no secrets.
Flashback?
Why are you asking me?
This is the first time I've even
been invited to your house.
Ugh, all right.
Henry...
We are all going to
Debbie Putch's birthday party.
But...
I didn't get an invitation.
Is that a big surprise?
You know why.
Henry...
It's not fair.
You almost killed her.
No I didn't.
(doorbell rings)
Who's here?
Our food.
Sushi Dushi.
Here's my mom's credit card.
Don't be mad.
I am mad.
Well, you can't
blame Debbie.
I blame Debbie,
I blame her parents,
and I blame anyone else
who thinks it was my fault.
Hey.
Yeah?
What are you
so ticked off about?
Why do you want to know?
Hey, man, just because
I deliver Sushi
doesn't mean
I don't have curiosities.
Tell him
what happened.
No.
I've already told the story,
like, a thousand times.
Flashback?
What?
Tell the guy how Henry
almost killed Debbie.
All right. It all went down
at Debbie's last birthday party.
And it almost was her last.
Ooh, tell me more.
Okay. Try to visualize this.
Debbie was turning 13 years old,
and she was getting everything
all ready for her party
way up on the roof
of her parents' condo.
(Flashback)
It looked like it was going to
be the best birthday party ever.
Mom, this is going to be
the best birthday party ever.
It will be if we get
everything ready.
Excuse me, I'd like to get
some pics of the kids
helping me set up.
Will do.
Okay. All the balloons
have been blown up.
What else can we do?
Let's see.
Ooh, why don't you and the boys
check out the ball machine
and make sure
it works.
Sure.
Guys, let's make sure
this ball thing works.
Okie dokie. Let's do it.
(Oliver)
All right.
I'm ready.
Set the ball speed
nice and slow.
Level two.
Anyone see where it went?
(crashing, glass breaking,
tires screeching)
(horn honking)
You hit that Prius.
(crashing)
Which hit another Prius.
Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
I want to go
to the pear store.
Later. This is
my little sister, Piper.
Oh, hi, Piper.
Ugh.
Sorry I brought her,
but I had to babysit tonight.
Like I want to be here?
Aw, Piper,
I'm sure you'll have a--
look at my phone!
The screen's broken.
No kidding, girl.
Hey, Debbie,
want to come hit a ball?
Yeah I do.
(mockingly)
Yeah I do.
Charlotte, would you come
help me with the gift bags?
Sure.
Henry, go work
the ball machine.
Okay, I'm just going
to go grab a chip.
Look, I can't read
my stupid screen!
Okay, get ready,
birthday girl.
'Kay, 'Kay.
Do it, Henry!
All right,
here it comes!
(Flashback)
And that's when things
went real bad for Debbie.
(screaming)
Debbie!
(groaning)
Stop taking pictures
and call 9-1-1!
Oh, right.
How did this happen?
Henry made the ball go,
like, 90 miles an hour.
Wha... me?
Henry, you set
the ball speed to 11.
No I didn't.
Henry, why would you
do that?
Charlotte?
I set it to two.
And you were the only one
standing near the machine.
But I...
Security!
I didn't do anything.
I never touched that machine.
I swear. I didn't do it.
(Flashback)
And then ol' Henry
got kicked out of the party
before it ever got started.
'Cause Henry's the one
who set the ball machine to 11.
Amen.
It wasn't me.
He says it was you.
Are you supposed to be
eating our Sushi?
No, I'm not
supposed to be.
Henry, you might feel better
if you just admit
that you did it.
You guys see the rage
in this kid?
Where I come from,
a man who knocks a pretty girl
off a roof on her birthday,
he is no man.
Will you tell these guys that
I didn't set the machine to 11?
I can't.
Why not?
'Cause you did it.
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an afterschool job.
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
(screaming)
(Henry)
I went into this crazy store
and met a pretty
interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview.
Who call me...
He turned out to be...
(Ray)
You know the name.
Captain Man.
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Ray)
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry hart...
(Ray)
Pledge to never ever,
ever tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Ray)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
(Ray screams)
Hey.
You called me?
Yeah, check out
what's in that bin.
Okay.
What is...
I want you to do my laundry.
Ew, no.
(beeping)
What does that sound mean?
That we have a delivery.
Huh.
Did you order a pizza?
No.
Hey, get this.
"Dear Captain Man,
our daughter Debbie
is having her birthday party
Saturday night."
Oh no, Debbie?
Shh.
"We're inviting some of Debbie's
favorite celebrities,
including you
and Miss Swellview."
Oh, she is so hot.
Will you please stop
reading the box?
No.
"So, if you'll agree
to come to Debbie's party,
you may cash the enclosed
check for $12,000."
Whoa, look at
this check.
It has pizza grease on it.
I know.
Fine.
Go to her party with every
other kid in my class except me.
Why aren't you invited?
'Cause I was at Debbie's
birthday party last year
and everyone thinks I shot her
in the face with a rubber ball
and knocked her
off the roof.
Onto a dog.
Oh yeah, I remember hearing
about that on the news.
You did that?
No.
Everyone just thinks
it was me.
Henry...
It's just you and me here.
So?
Why did you
shoot Debbie in the face?
I didn't. Man, even you
don't believe me.
Do you want me
to believe you?
Yeah.
Can I feel your head
with my truth fingers?
Sure you c--
feel my what with your what?
Is this
gonna be weird?
No.
Okay.
Now, I'm going to rub
my finger nodules
all over your head and face.
So, what would be
weird to you?
(chuckles)
See, these blinky things
read human brainwaves
like a lie detector
but way more sophisticated.
Whatever, just do it.
All right, now...
Think about Debbie's
birthday party.
Debbie's birthday party.
One year ago.
When a ball
knocked her off the roof.
Off the roof.
Because you changed
the ball speed from 2 to 11.
No I did not.
Why do you tell lies?
I don't tell lies.
Do you feel pretty
when you tell lies?
You said this
wouldn't get weird.
I believe you.
Really?
Yeah.
But that doesn't mean
everyone will.
So you felt my face
for nothing.
No. Now we're going to
find out the truth.
But you already know
I didn't do it.
Yeah, but to know
the full truth
we've got to find out
who did do it.
That's the key slice
of truth
we need to complete
the entire truth pie.
Ooh, can we get
some actual pie?
I like the way
you think about pie.
So, how do we find out
who really did change
the ball speed from 2 to 11?
Easy. We're going to dress up
like foreign filmmakers
and interview everyone
who was on that roof
when Debbie's face
got smacked by the ball.
And then we eat pie.
(with German accent)
And where were you when Debbie
flew off the roof-us?
(with German accent)
- Yah, where were you?
Where?
I know it's you, guys.
What guys?
We are German filmmakers.
Yah, we German.
We like to eat
weiner schnitzel.
We also like
to say weiner schnitzel.
Weiner schnitzel.
Yah, weiner schnitzel.
I know you're Henry and Ray.
PS, your accents are terrible.
(without accent)
Will you just answer
our questions?
(without accent)
- We got a lot of these
interviews to do.
Go ahead.
(with accent)
- Okay. Where were you when
Debbie flew off the roof-us?
Well, Henry and Ray...
I was helping Debbie's mom
make gift bags.
I was nowhere near
the ball machine.
(with accent)
Do you think
we can believe her?
Dude, it's just us here.
You can drop the accent.
(no accent)
Geez, man, why you always
got to pee in my skeezits?
I'm trying to prove
I'm innocent.
All right. Play the section
from video four again.
Video four.
(Ray, with accent)
Where were you last year when
Debbie was knocked off the roof?
(Henry, with accent)
Yah, where were you?
(Ray)
Where?
I was on the roof.
(Ray)
Achtung!
(Henry)
Gesundheit!
Video three.
Yeah, I've always liked Debbie.
Except one time in fourth grade,
she told the teacher on me
and Sidney for eating bugs.
That made me feel hatred.
Okay, first,
I only chewed the bugs.
I did not swallow.
And anyway, Henry's the one
who changed the ball speed.
No I didn't.
Video six.
No, I didn't change
the stupid ball speed!
Get out of my face!
Look, I felt really bad
when Debbie fell off the roof.
Even though she used to make fun
of my bucket collection.
I'm a bucketeer.
Okay, I guess I felt
a little bit jealous
when Debbie won
the spelling bee last year.
But I'm over it.
That should've been my trophy!
(Ray, with accent)
Is that why you changed
the ball speed?
I want to talk to a lawyer.
Video 15.
I... I know nothing
about any of this.
Could someone get
my manager, please?
I don't think these guys
are even German.
So I'm going to...
I got to go buy some socks.
Socks? Right now?
Yeah. It's an emergency.
But we still
haven't figured out
who made Debbie
fly off the roof.
But, hey, you still got
that thumb drive
with all the pics
from the party.
Check those for evidence.
Are you going
to Debbie's party?
(balks)
No. Check the pics.
Okay.
(popping)
I knew it.
I knew you were going
to Debbie's party.
Miss Swellview's
going to be there.
You better not go.
Okay, I won't go.
Good.
Fine.
(whispering)
Up the tube.
Hey, where I come from, a man
who lies about socks is no man!
(music playing, loud chatter)
Excuse me, Captain Man?
Yes, hello, citizens.
We're Debbie's parents.
And this is Debbie,
our birthday girl.
She's so excited
that you're here.
Well, it's great
to meet you, Debbie,
and your wealthy parents.
Oh, don't you remember?
You and I...
We met a long time ago.
We did?
What?
Yeah.
Remember the Swellview rodeo?
I was a waitress and after the
rodeo you invited me back to--
Oh yes.
It's so great to see you again,
here with your husband.
Hey!
Everyone. Over here.
Hello?
That's Henry Hart.
Why is he here?
What happened with you
and Captain Man after the rodeo?
Okay, I know everyone's
freaked out to see me here
because of what happened
last year.
Sing Wrecking Ball!
No. I'm not here to sing.
I'm here 'cause you all think
I did something I didn't do.
You were the only one
standing by the ball machine!
Yeah!
Hey, Henry! You got to try
some of these meatballs!
Look, I get
why you all thought
I was the one
who turned up the ball speed,
but maybe it wasn't me.
Maybe it was someone else.
Like Charlotte.
(crowd gasps)
Who was always jealous
ever since Debbie beat her
in the Swellview
spelling bee.
Well, you all know that
trophy should've been mine.
Or it could've been Jasper.
(crowd gasps)
Who's never forgotten that
Debbie used to mock his buckets.
Never forget.
Or maybe
it could've been Piper.
(crowd gasps)
Hey!
I didn't even want to come
to this party last year.
Or this year.
What am I doing here?
Or maybe it was
Sidney or Oliver.
(crowd gasps)
They got detention
after Debbie told our teacher
that they were eating bugs.
The point is, I know who really
changed the ball speed
and knocked Debbie
off the roof.
And I have proof.
(murmuring)
Then show us!
I will.
But first, I'm going
to get myself a meatball.
I'll be back
after a short break.
And then everybody's
going to know the truth.
Sing Call Me Maybe!
I'm not singing!
Okay.
First I'd like to say...
Great meatballs.
And now the proof
that one year ago today
I was not the person
responsible
for Debbie
being knocked off the roof.
Using my phone, I will now show
you actual photos
taken just before
Debbie's party last year.
Pic one.
Here you see Jasper wiping
his sweaty hand on Charlotte.
And to the left you see
Sidney and Oliver eating bugs.
No surprise there.
I haven't eaten a bug
since passover!
I'm eating a bug right now.
But look closer and...
What's that we see
in the background? Hmm?
It's my little sister Piper
upset about something as usual.
Pic two. Here we have
a clearer image of Piper.
And as you can see, she's really
mad about her broken phone.
So she's throwing it.
So what?
I'm glad you asked.
Pic three.
Here you see me standing
innocently by the ball machine.
And when I zoom in...
You see Piper's phone
hitting the 11 button.
(gasps and murmurs)
(Jasper)
Oh my God!
Piper did it!
Security!
But... But...
It wasn't my fault.
I didn't know my phone
would hit the button.
I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
I want to talk to a lawyer!
So, miss Swellview...
Since I assume
there isn't a Mr. Swellview,
I was wondering
if you might want to...
walk away.
Henry, we are so sorry
we blamed you.
Especially me.
Well, I'm sorry that my little
sister almost killed you.
Hey...
Things happen.
Yeah, that's true.
They do, they do.
Mom, I'm going to go
jump on the trampoline
right by the edge
of the roof.
Have fun, baby.
Hey, Mrs. Putch?
Yeah?
A balloon got stuck up there
by that light.
Ooh yeah,
that could start a fire.
Yeah.
Hey, no worries.
I'll climb up there
and get it.
I don't know.
That could be dangerous.
Eh, this kid
can handle danger.
Hold my meatball.
Yay. This is
my best birthday ever.
I fixed it!
Thank you!
Hey, Henry, jump down!
Okay!
(screaming)
(everyone shouting)
(groaning)
Whiskers?
(shouts continue)
Whiskers? Are you okay?
Whiskers?
(Debbie)
My name is not Whiskers.
(oven bell dings)
(man)
Mmm...