1 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,812 No, no. Move all those things 2 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,812 to the side. 3 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:21,605 All right, all right. 4 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,028 Hey, you guys. 5 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,698 Hey. 6 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,698 You're late for work. 7 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,659 It's not my fault. There was 8 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,659 a line at The Corn Doggery. 9 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,454 You got us corn dogs? 10 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,454 Yeah, dude. 11 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:40,081 This is not 12 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:40,081 corn dog time. 13 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,250 Okay, give me 14 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,250 a corn dog. 15 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,840 So, what is 16 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,840 all this? 17 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,718 That is a big rock. 18 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,761 From outer space. 19 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,056 No, I mean, 20 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,056 what's this crane for? 21 00:00:56,097 --> 00:01:00,811 To move the rock. 22 00:00:56,097 --> 00:01:00,811 It weighs over 7,000 pounds. 23 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:04,690 Wow. Can I borrow this crane 24 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:04,690 to move my big Uncle Rosco? 25 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,735 Because he's been on our couch 26 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,735 since Christmas. 27 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,322 - Darn it. 28 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,324 Which one of these 29 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,324 controls makes the-- 30 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:18,913 (distant crashing) 31 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,794 You dropped the rock. 32 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:28,547 Wow, that thing 33 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:28,547 is gonna fall 34 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,632 all the way down 35 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,632 to the Man Cave. 36 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,176 Ray! 37 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,558 (beeping) 38 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,188 Hey, I can't talk. 39 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,188 I'm hula-sizing with Laylani. 40 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,858 Ray, there's a 7,000-pound 41 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,858 space rock 42 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,150 on its way down there. 43 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,613 There's a what on its way 44 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,613 down where? 45 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,406 (screams) 46 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:58,786 (Laylani) 47 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:58,786 Ray? 48 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,878 Ray? You there? 49 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,878 What happened? 50 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,421 I don't know. 51 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,924 Ray, a very heavy rock is about 52 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,924 to crash through your ceiling. 53 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,762 Yeah. 54 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,762 Thanks for the heads up. 55 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,184 It all just kind of happened. 56 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,312 My dad was 57 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,312 an irresponsible scientist. 58 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,522 I wanted an afterschool job. 59 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,317 And by accident, 60 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,317 he made me indestructible. 61 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,610 (screams) 62 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,361 (Henry) 63 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,361 I went into this crazy store 64 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,280 and met 65 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,280 a pretty interesting guy. 66 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,407 I'm gonna blow your mind. 67 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:40,828 Now I protect the good citizens 68 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:40,828 of Swellview. Who call me... 69 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:41,829 He turned out to be... 70 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,163 (Ray) 71 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,163 You know the name. 72 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,290 Captain Man. 73 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,290 That's right, Henry. 74 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,002 (Ray) 75 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,002 In time, I realized 76 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,002 that being a superhero 77 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,628 is a lot to handle alone. 78 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,964 He wanted some help. 79 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,964 (Ray) 80 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,964 I needed a sidekick. 81 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:53,674 I, Henry hart... 82 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,174 (Ray) 83 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,174 Pledge to never ever, ever 84 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,174 tell anyone... 85 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,802 That I'm Captain Man's 86 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,802 secret sidekick. 87 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,261 It is done. 88 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,555 (Henry) 89 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,555 Now we blow bubbles. 90 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,555 (Ray) 91 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,555 And fight crime. 92 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,390 (Henry) 93 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,390 Feels good. 94 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:19,074 - Call it. 95 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:19,074 - Up the tube! 96 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:19,867 Oh, my boots. 97 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:21,952 (Ray screams) 98 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,083 Henry! 99 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,462 What, Piper? 100 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,462 Make Jasper leave. 101 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:35,298 No. I told him 102 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:35,298 he could use my room. 103 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,343 But he's doing his stupid 104 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,343 bucket podcast. 105 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,636 So? 106 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,388 He's sucking up 107 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,388 all our bandwidth. 108 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,349 He'll be done soon. 109 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,186 But I'm trying to download 110 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,186 the new Ginger Fox music video 111 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,063 and it's taking forever. 112 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:53,192 Look, I told Jasper he could 113 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:53,192 do his podcast from my room, 114 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,276 and that's how it is. 115 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,029 Well, why can't he do 116 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,029 his dumb podcast 117 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,697 from his own dumb house? 118 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,076 Because Jasper's parents 119 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,076 don't believe in the Internet. 120 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,037 That's not my problem! 121 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,288 Why don't I go check 122 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,288 on Jasper? 123 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,916 Yeah, why don't you? 124 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:16,006 So, Ron, I hear that you went 125 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:16,006 to BucketCon in San Diego. 126 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,632 Yeah. It was wild. 127 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,595 And I picked up a lot 128 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,595 of bucket knowledge there. 129 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,765 So many great people. 130 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,433 Great, great people. 131 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,771 Hey, my pal Henry 132 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,771 just walked in. 133 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,814 Maybe we'll get him to 134 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,814 come on our podcast later 135 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,315 and talk buckets with us. 136 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:36,693 Or not. 137 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,989 So, Ron, I understand 138 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,989 that you learned 139 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,617 everything you know about 140 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,617 buckets from your father. 141 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:46,954 That is correct. My dad 142 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:46,954 is a certified bucket master. 143 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,207 Right, and I hear he's making 144 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,207 a documentary about-- 145 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,626 Yeah, sure. 146 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,045 Okay. 147 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:58,381 Until next time, this is 148 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:58,381 Jasper Dunlop sending you... 149 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,009 Buckets of love. 150 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,639 Oh my God. 151 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,639 Hey, great show, Ron. 152 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:09,017 Ah, dang it. 153 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:09,017 What now? 154 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,853 For one hour they were 155 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,853 letting everyone download 156 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,022 the new Ginger Fox video 157 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,022 for free! 158 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:19,111 Now I got to pay for it! 159 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:19,111 Thanks a lot, Jasper. 160 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:24,699 You know, Piper, 161 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:24,699 you have an attitude problem. 162 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,409 (screaming) 163 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,042 (Henry) 164 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,042 Break it up! 165 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,546 Your sister's nuts! 166 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,546 You better just go. 167 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:42,217 All right. Come on, Ron. 168 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:42,217 This isn't over, Jasper! 169 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:45,887 You're going to pay 170 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:45,887 in this life or the next. 171 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,473 (screaming) 172 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,688 Calm down. 173 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,688 No! 174 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:55,856 - Use your words. 175 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,649 No! 176 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,649 Use your words. 177 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,622 Ray, what's wrong? 178 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,622 Shh. 179 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,374 Shh. 180 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,374 How come you guys are-- 181 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:19,378 - Shh. 182 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:19,378 - Why are you 183 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:19,378 shushing me? 184 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,673 I don't know. 185 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,673 They started it. 186 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,801 Will you two be quiet? 187 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,801 We have a situation. 188 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:25,844 What's going on? 189 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:39,066 Okay, you're gonna have to 190 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:39,066 use your words. 191 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,277 Look at the space rock. 192 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,112 What the Jack 193 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,112 happened? 194 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,992 It hatched. 195 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,992 What do you mean 196 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,992 it hatched? 197 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,370 It's a rock. Rocks don't hatch. 198 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,370 Do rocks hatch? 199 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,747 No. Eggs hatch. 200 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,290 So... 201 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,334 The space rock was 202 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,334 really a space egg? 203 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:59,169 Yeah. 204 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,963 And last night it hatched and 205 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,963 some thing crawled out of it. 206 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,842 Well, where'd it go? 207 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,842 We don't know. 208 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,263 But it left that 209 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,263 purple slime trail. 210 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:14,475 So, you're saying that 211 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:14,475 some creature from outer space 212 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,395 crawled out of 213 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,395 that egg rock 214 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,313 and now it's somewhere 215 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,313 around here, 216 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,190 but you don't know 217 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,190 where it is? 218 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,191 That's right. 219 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,361 Okay then. 220 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,328 Up the tube. 221 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,168 So, she's gone. 222 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,711 (squeaking) 223 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,380 Oh, I hear it. 224 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:44,798 Gooch, turn off 225 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:44,798 all non-essential equipment. 226 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:45,882 (Gooch) 227 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:45,882 Right. 228 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,389 (Ray) 229 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,389 Oh my God, 230 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,389 something's squeezing me. 231 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,683 And Henry's gone. 232 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,103 I'm right here. 233 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,985 All right, this is stupid. 234 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,985 We don't need to be afraid. 235 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,946 Easy for you to say. 236 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,946 Yeah, you're indestructible. 237 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,073 No creature 238 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,073 is going to hurt you. 239 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,284 Oh yeah? 240 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,284 What if it crawls up my leg? 241 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,619 I don't need some alien thing 242 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,619 all up in there. 243 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,748 So, what do we do? 244 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,044 I think if we just calmly 245 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,044 search the Man Cave-- 246 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,045 (squeaking) 247 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,464 (screaming) 248 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,314 (both) 249 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,314 Up the tube! 250 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,712 Yeah... Yeah, 251 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,712 she's here at my house. 252 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,007 Gooch wants to know 253 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,007 why you're not at work. 254 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,717 I'm not going back there 255 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,177 until somebody catches 256 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,177 that creature 257 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:12,969 and gets rid of it. 258 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,930 Don't you want to see it? 259 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,930 Yeah, I want to see it. 260 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,849 I want to see it dead. 261 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,810 She says she's not coming 262 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,810 back to work 263 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,479 until we catch the... 264 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:28,609 You know what. Yeah. 265 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:28,609 Women do be crazy. 266 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,779 I heard that. 267 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,324 Hey, I left my backpack 268 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,324 down in the... 269 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,412 Oh, you did? 270 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,412 Hey, Piper. 271 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,788 What? 272 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,999 A guy I work with says 273 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,999 he dropped my backpack off here. 274 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,544 Yeah. Mom has it. 275 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,544 Stop bothering me. 276 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,174 Yeah, I got it, thanks. 277 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,174 Okay, later. 278 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,970 So, did you-- 279 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,970 did you find out anything 280 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,765 about the space rock 281 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,765 or egg or whatever? 282 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,808 Yeah, and I'm worried. 283 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,808 About? 284 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,354 What if that was just 285 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,354 the first alien space rock egg? 286 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,899 What if more come and then 287 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,899 the aliens take over the Earth 288 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,609 and use us humans as food? 289 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,571 That will never happen. 290 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,571 Why not? 291 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,115 Because... if they're aliens 292 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,115 who traveled here, 293 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,200 that means they'd have 294 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,200 to be highly intelligent. 295 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,452 And highly intelligent 296 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,452 creatures 297 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,828 wouldn't eat 298 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,828 other living creatures. 299 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,961 Wouldn't they? 300 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,798 Oh my God. 301 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:39,806 Oh yeah, oh yeah. 302 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:39,806 I am the golden boy. 303 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:43,726 Showtime. 304 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,061 What are you 305 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,061 all pumped up about? 306 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,854 Yeah, Jasper, 307 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,854 what's up? 308 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,774 You guys know 309 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,774 my latest bucket podcast? 310 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:54,404 Yeah? 311 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:54,404 100,007 downloads. 312 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,030 What? 313 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,030 No. 314 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,867 That many people 315 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,867 downloaded your new podcast? 316 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,369 Yes, sir. 317 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,204 And what's the most 318 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,204 you've ever got before? 319 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:06,082 Seven. 320 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,792 Wow, 321 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,792 that's really great. 322 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,504 I bet this success 323 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,504 makes you feel so much better 324 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,172 about yourself 325 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,172 as a person. 326 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,133 (Jasper) 327 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,133 It does. 328 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,968 Later, I'm going to go 329 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,968 to my Grandma's house 330 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,345 and I'm going to say, 331 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:21,097 "Hey, Grandma, 332 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:21,097 who's useless now?" 333 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,767 Good for you, Jasp. 334 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,767 (Jasper) 335 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,767 Thanks. 336 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,394 Hey, can I go 337 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,394 up to your room 338 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,188 and record a special 339 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,188 thank you message for my fans? 340 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,897 Sure. 341 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,897 Thanks. 342 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:33,067 - Way to go, Jasper. 343 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:33,067 You're a rock star. 344 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,778 That's how I feel. 345 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:38,948 Ha! 346 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,201 She did something. 347 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,410 Piper... 348 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,371 Yeah? 349 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,371 What did you do? 350 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:48,458 Okay. Okay. 351 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:48,458 I went on a website 352 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:53,296 and for 10 bucks, I bought 353 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:53,296 Jasper 100,000 fake downloads. 354 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:55,882 Well, why 355 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:55,882 would you do that? 356 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,009 To get him all happy 357 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,009 and excited 358 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,886 so later 359 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,886 I can crush him. 360 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,139 Okay, that's a really 361 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,139 mean thing to-- 362 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,099 (screaming) 363 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,018 Mom? 364 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,018 Where's 365 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,018 the bug spray? 366 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,978 I need the bug spray 367 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,978 and a baseball bat. 368 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,148 Mom. Mom. Mom, 369 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,148 what's wrong? 370 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,148 I... 371 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,983 I was down in the basement 372 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,983 washing your backpack 373 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,569 because it was 374 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,569 all sticky inside. 375 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:19,738 Oh, hi, Charlotte. And there was 376 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:19,738 this bug or maybe it was a rat, 377 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,741 whatever it was, it jumped on me 378 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,741 and landed on my shoulder. 379 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,081 Uh-oh. 380 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,081 Wha... 381 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,292 I got to go next door 382 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,292 and borrow some bug spray 383 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,919 and maybe a shotgun. 384 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,506 My backpack. 385 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,258 The creature must've crawled 386 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,258 in my backpack at work. 387 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,509 And now it's here. 388 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,594 What are you guys 389 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,594 talking about? 390 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,470 Nothing. 391 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,470 You're nothing. 392 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,765 We got to find 393 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,765 that creature. 394 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,268 Come down to 395 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,268 the basement with me. 396 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,936 I got a better idea. 397 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,936 What? 398 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,447 So... She's gone. 399 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,080 Oh, honey, would you 400 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,080 get down from there? 401 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,125 I'll come down after you 402 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,125 show me its dead lifeless body. 403 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,668 Why are you 404 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,668 so scared of a bug? 405 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,462 It's not just a bug. 406 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,547 It's a huge, 407 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,547 icky creature thing. 408 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,550 Ladies be crazy. 409 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,219 Sometimes ladies 410 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,219 be making sense. 411 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,723 Just go kill it. 412 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,723 All right, I'm going. 413 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,726 Two X chromosomes. 414 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,399 Ray. Ray. 415 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,984 Hey, Henry, I can't talk. 416 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,402 Gooch and I are still looking 417 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,402 for the creature. 418 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,112 Yeah, I don't think 419 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,112 you're going to find it. 420 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,197 Why not? 421 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,197 Because it's in 422 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,197 my house. 423 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,200 What? 424 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,496 Gooch dropped my backpack off 425 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,496 here and I guess it was inside. 426 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,791 Did you see the creature? 427 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,791 No, but it jumped 428 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,791 on my mom. 429 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,586 Oh, man, is your mom okay? 430 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,586 Yeah, she's all right. 431 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,463 Because she is one 432 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,463 fine-looking lady. 433 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,591 Ray, will you just-- 434 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,302 (screaming) 435 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,305 What? What happened? 436 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,305 Did you see the bug? 437 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,307 Yep. 438 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,307 Well, did you kill it? 439 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,849 Nope. 440 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,645 You better get over here. 441 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,279 Okay, to all my listeners out 442 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,279 there who've already tuned in, 443 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,740 my next official Just Bucket 444 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,740 live podcast 445 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,908 will begin 446 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,908 in seven minutes. 447 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,995 Yes. Start podding already. 448 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,498 (knocking) 449 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,501 Hey, Jasper. 450 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,714 Sorry, Piper, you can't 451 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,714 bring me down today. 452 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:46,344 You know why? 453 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:46,344 100,007 downloads. 454 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,680 I don't want 455 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,680 to bring you down. 456 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:49,848 I just want to know 457 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,891 if I can maybe 458 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,891 be a guest on your podcast. 459 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,644 Why? 460 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,021 You're not a bucket lover. 461 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,021 You're a bucket hater. 462 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,485 No, no, no. 463 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,485 You got me all wrong, friend. 464 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,615 I'm not a bucket hater. 465 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,615 I'm bucket curious. 466 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,745 You are? 467 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,745 Yeah. 468 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,747 And maybe if I learn 469 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,747 more about them, 470 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:17,124 one day I could be a bucketeer 471 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:17,124 like you and all your fans. 472 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,169 Okay. Sure. 473 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,838 You can be a guest 474 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,838 on my podcast. 475 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,716 Great. 476 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,223 Where's the exterminator? 477 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,892 I don't know. 478 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,976 Henry, just go down to the 479 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,976 basement and kill that thing. 480 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,270 Oh, you're going to 481 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,270 send me down there? 482 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,522 Are you crazy? 483 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,522 We are not sending our son 484 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,191 to do battle with some 485 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,191 dangerous, freaky rat-bug. 486 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,611 You're right. 487 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:49,574 Piper! Mommy and daddy 488 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:49,574 have something for you to do! 489 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,033 (doorbell rings) 490 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:51,951 I got it. 491 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,457 Hi. 492 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,958 Hey, what are you-- 493 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,958 Just play along. 494 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,837 Hello, citizens of Swellview. 495 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,340 Oh my God, it's Captain Man. 496 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,340 In our house. 497 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,470 What are you doing here? 498 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,470 Well, sometimes I go around 499 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:14,390 to various neighborhoods 500 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:14,390 in Swellview taking surveys. 501 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,058 Surveys? 502 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,144 Oh yeah, I heard 503 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,144 about that on the news. 504 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,188 You guys mind 505 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,188 taking a survey? 506 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,064 Not at all. 507 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,190 Go ahead. 508 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,190 Great. 509 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,070 Question one, how often 510 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,070 do you participate in surveys? 511 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:34,034 A, often, B, rarely, or C, 512 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:34,034 this is my first survey. 513 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,496 I think this is 514 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,496 our first survey. 515 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,581 I think it is. 516 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,792 Captain Man... 517 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,792 Yes, boy? 518 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,002 Since you just happen 519 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,002 to be here, 520 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,421 maybe you can help us out 521 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,421 with a problem? 522 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,840 Problem? 523 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,840 Yeah. 524 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,800 We got a big scary bug 525 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,800 down in our basement. 526 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,551 A scary bug, huh? 527 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,387 Well, what do you say I take 528 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,387 this down to your basement 529 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,306 and teach that bug 530 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,306 some manners? 531 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,102 That sound good to you, 532 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,102 pretty lady? 533 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,229 It does. 534 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,229 Yeah, it does. 535 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,902 So, good luck, 536 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,902 Captain Man. 537 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,902 Right. 538 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,993 I hope he kills the bug. 539 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,993 Yeah. 540 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,243 Then we can 541 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,243 finish that survey. 542 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,286 Right. 543 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:21,165 (Captain Man) 544 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:21,165 Eat laser, slime beast. 545 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:26,170 You picked the wrong planet 546 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:26,170 to hatch on. I got you. 547 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,922 Oh my God, 548 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,922 you're not dead. 549 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,635 No, don't bite me there. 550 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,304 You know, I really think 551 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,304 my podcast 552 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,640 is helping spread excitement 553 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,640 about bucketeering. 554 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,976 Amen, brother. Pod on. 555 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,312 (crashing) 556 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,024 Uh, I'm not sure what 557 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,024 all that noise is. 558 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,402 (screaming) 559 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,612 But right now I would like 560 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,612 to introduce you 561 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,447 to a special guest. 562 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,410 So, please put your buckets 563 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,410 together for Piper Hart. 564 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,579 (sound effect 565 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,579 of applause playing) 566 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:04,000 It's so great to be here, 567 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:04,000 Jasper. We're live, right? 568 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,211 Oh yeah. 569 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,211 We're live on the web. 570 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,880 Even my grandma 571 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,880 is listening. 572 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,507 Nice. 573 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,385 So, I hear your last podcast 574 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,385 got how many downloads? 575 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:21,475 100,007. So far. 576 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:21,475 Wow, impressive. 577 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,394 Isn't it? 578 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,145 It would be... 579 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,107 except that 100,000 580 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,107 of those downloads are fake. 581 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,694 Say what? 582 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,694 Yeah. 583 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:36,115 I went online and bought you 584 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:36,115 100,000 fake downloads. 585 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,199 (gasps) 586 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,159 Why? 587 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,080 So you'd think your podcast 588 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,080 was really popular, 589 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,915 which it's not. 590 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,129 (panting) 591 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,425 Hey. 592 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,011 Hi. 593 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,011 What happened? 594 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,554 Did you kill 595 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,554 the creature thing? 596 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,766 Almost. Did you guys 597 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,766 see it crawl up here? 598 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,642 Up here? 599 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,642 What? 600 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,102 You lost it? 601 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,353 No, no. But it crawled 602 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,353 into your air conditioning vent. 603 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,898 I think it might be 604 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,898 headed up to the roof. 605 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:10,775 You people wait here. 606 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,946 Captain Man? 607 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,946 Yes? 608 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:18,407 After you kill the thing, are 609 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:18,407 we going to finish the survey? 610 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,702 Oh yeah. 611 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,412 Will you go kill it? 612 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,455 Right. 613 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,375 So you paid money 614 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,375 just to make me 615 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,920 feel all happy and excited 616 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,920 for nothing? 617 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:34,674 No. I paid money to make you 618 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:34,674 feel all happy and excited 619 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,468 so that then I could make you 620 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,468 feel all sad and depressed. 621 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,055 Update, it worked. 622 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,266 (Jasper) 623 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,266 But why would you do that? 624 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,353 Because when you did 625 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,353 your last podcast here 626 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,689 I couldn't download 627 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,689 Ginger Fox's new video. 628 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,484 (Jasper) 629 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,484 Well, I didn't know you were 630 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,484 trying to download something. 631 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,319 Well, you know now, 632 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,319 don't you? 633 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,532 (Jasper) 634 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,532 But couldn't you have just 635 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,532 told me that you were trying-- 636 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,826 Captain Man? 637 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,826 What the... 638 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,119 No time for questions. 639 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,996 Die, alien scum! 640 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,708 (Piper) 641 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,708 What's happening? 642 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,460 (Jasper) 643 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,460 What are you shooting at? 644 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,171 An alien! 645 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,926 Best podcast ever. 646 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,229 Oh my God. 647 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,229 The creature! 648 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,232 (screaming) 649 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,528 - Mom! 650 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,072 Wait! Come back! 651 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,072 (Piper) 652 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,072 No! 653 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,121 Well, I may not have 654 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,121 100,000 downloads... 655 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:52,126 but at least I don't have 656 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:52,126 a slimey alien stuck to my face. 657 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,006 - It's on my face. 658 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,883 It's on my face. 659 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,883 It's on my face. 660 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,384 It's on my face. 661 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,384 It's on my face. 662 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,386 It's on my face. 663 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,386 It's on my face. 664 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,471 Everything's under control. 665 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,471 Little girl! 666 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,016 Stop running so I can 667 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,016 shoot it off your face! 668 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,396 He'll probably just 669 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,396 shoot it off her face. 670 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:17,568 (zapping, screaming) 671 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,028 (Captain Man) 672 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,028 I got you. 673 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,704 Well, the creature chewed 674 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,704 her cheek up a little, 675 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,123 but she's okay. 676 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,251 I am not okay! 677 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,046 Oh, Piper, 678 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,046 don't be a drama queen. 679 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,174 Seriously. 680 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,636 What about the creature? 681 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,636 Did you kill it? 682 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,972 Oh, I think so. 683 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,474 I shot him 684 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,474 with this thing nine times 685 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,226 and it crawled 686 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,226 under a bush to die. 687 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:54,438 I don't think that creature 688 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:54,438 will bother anyone ever again. 689 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,610 (bike bell dinging) 690 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,198 (strange Squealing) 691 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,312 (oven bell dings) 692 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:35,521 (man) 693 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:35,521 Mmm...