No, no. Move all those things
to the side.
All right, all right.
Hey, you guys.
Hey.
You're late for work.
It's not my fault. There was
a line at The Corn Doggery.
You got us corn dogs?
Yeah, dude.
This is not
corn dog time.
Okay, give me
a corn dog.
So, what is
all this?
That is a big rock.
From outer space.
No, I mean,
what's this crane for?
To move the rock.
It weighs over 7,000 pounds.
Wow. Can I borrow this crane
to move my big Uncle Rosco?
Because he's been on our couch
since Christmas.
- Darn it.
Which one of these
controls makes the--
(distant crashing)
You dropped the rock.
Wow, that thing
is gonna fall
all the way down
to the Man Cave.
Ray!
(beeping)
Hey, I can't talk.
I'm hula-sizing with Laylani.
Ray, there's a 7,000-pound
space rock
on its way down there.
There's a what on its way
down where?
(screams)
(Laylani)
Ray?
Ray? You there?
What happened?
I don't know.
Ray, a very heavy rock is about
to crash through your ceiling.
Yeah.
Thanks for the heads up.
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an afterschool job.
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
(screams)
(Henry)
I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm gonna blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens
of Swellview. Who call me...
He turned out to be...
(Ray)
You know the name.
Captain Man.
That's right, Henry.
(Ray)
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Ray)
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry hart...
(Ray)
Pledge to never ever, ever
tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Ray)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
- Call it.
- Up the tube!
Oh, my boots.
(Ray screams)
Henry!
What, Piper?
Make Jasper leave.
No. I told him
he could use my room.
But he's doing his stupid
bucket podcast.
So?
He's sucking up
all our bandwidth.
He'll be done soon.
But I'm trying to download
the new Ginger Fox music video
and it's taking forever.
Look, I told Jasper he could
do his podcast from my room,
and that's how it is.
Well, why can't he do
his dumb podcast
from his own dumb house?
Because Jasper's parents
don't believe in the Internet.
That's not my problem!
Why don't I go check
on Jasper?
Yeah, why don't you?
So, Ron, I hear that you went
to BucketCon in San Diego.
Yeah. It was wild.
And I picked up a lot
of bucket knowledge there.
So many great people.
Great, great people.
Hey, my pal Henry
just walked in.
Maybe we'll get him to
come on our podcast later
and talk buckets with us.
Or not.
So, Ron, I understand
that you learned
everything you know about
buckets from your father.
That is correct. My dad
is a certified bucket master.
Right, and I hear he's making
a documentary about--
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
Until next time, this is
Jasper Dunlop sending you...
Buckets of love.
Oh my God.
Hey, great show, Ron.
Ah, dang it.
What now?
For one hour they were
letting everyone download
the new Ginger Fox video
for free!
Now I got to pay for it!
Thanks a lot, Jasper.
You know, Piper,
you have an attitude problem.
(screaming)
(Henry)
Break it up!
Your sister's nuts!
You better just go.
All right. Come on, Ron.
This isn't over, Jasper!
You're going to pay
in this life or the next.
(screaming)
Calm down.
No!
- Use your words.
No!
Use your words.
Ray, what's wrong?
Shh.
How come you guys are--
- Shh.
- Why are you
shushing me?
I don't know.
They started it.
Will you two be quiet?
We have a situation.
What's going on?
Okay, you're gonna have to
use your words.
Look at the space rock.
What the Jack
happened?
It hatched.
What do you mean
it hatched?
It's a rock. Rocks don't hatch.
Do rocks hatch?
No. Eggs hatch.
So...
The space rock was
really a space egg?
Yeah.
And last night it hatched and
some thing crawled out of it.
Well, where'd it go?
We don't know.
But it left that
purple slime trail.
So, you're saying that
some creature from outer space
crawled out of
that egg rock
and now it's somewhere
around here,
but you don't know
where it is?
That's right.
Okay then.
Up the tube.
So, she's gone.
(squeaking)
Oh, I hear it.
Gooch, turn off
all non-essential equipment.
(Gooch)
Right.
(Ray)
Oh my God,
something's squeezing me.
And Henry's gone.
I'm right here.
All right, this is stupid.
We don't need to be afraid.
Easy for you to say.
Yeah, you're indestructible.
No creature
is going to hurt you.
Oh yeah?
What if it crawls up my leg?
I don't need some alien thing
all up in there.
So, what do we do?
I think if we just calmly
search the Man Cave--
(squeaking)
(screaming)
(both)
Up the tube!
Yeah... Yeah,
she's here at my house.
Gooch wants to know
why you're not at work.
I'm not going back there
until somebody catches
that creature
and gets rid of it.
Don't you want to see it?
Yeah, I want to see it.
I want to see it dead.
She says she's not coming
back to work
until we catch the...
You know what. Yeah.
Women do be crazy.
I heard that.
Hey, I left my backpack
down in the...
Oh, you did?
Hey, Piper.
What?
A guy I work with says
he dropped my backpack off here.
Yeah. Mom has it.
Stop bothering me.
Yeah, I got it, thanks.
Okay, later.
So, did you--
did you find out anything
about the space rock
or egg or whatever?
Yeah, and I'm worried.
About?
What if that was just
the first alien space rock egg?
What if more come and then
the aliens take over the Earth
and use us humans as food?
That will never happen.
Why not?
Because... if they're aliens
who traveled here,
that means they'd have
to be highly intelligent.
And highly intelligent
creatures
wouldn't eat
other living creatures.
Wouldn't they?
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I am the golden boy.
Showtime.
What are you
all pumped up about?
Yeah, Jasper,
what's up?
You guys know
my latest bucket podcast?
Yeah?
100,007 downloads.
What?
No.
That many people
downloaded your new podcast?
Yes, sir.
And what's the most
you've ever got before?
Seven.
Wow,
that's really great.
I bet this success
makes you feel so much better
about yourself
as a person.
(Jasper)
It does.
Later, I'm going to go
to my Grandma's house
and I'm going to say,
"Hey, Grandma,
who's useless now?"
Good for you, Jasp.
(Jasper)
Thanks.
Hey, can I go
up to your room
and record a special
thank you message for my fans?
Sure.
Thanks.
- Way to go, Jasper.
You're a rock star.
That's how I feel.
Ha!
She did something.
Piper...
Yeah?
What did you do?
Okay. Okay.
I went on a website
and for 10 bucks, I bought
Jasper 100,000 fake downloads.
Well, why
would you do that?
To get him all happy
and excited
so later
I can crush him.
Okay, that's a really
mean thing to--
(screaming)
Mom?
Where's
the bug spray?
I need the bug spray
and a baseball bat.
Mom. Mom. Mom,
what's wrong?
I...
I was down in the basement
washing your backpack
because it was
all sticky inside.
Oh, hi, Charlotte. And there was
this bug or maybe it was a rat,
whatever it was, it jumped on me
and landed on my shoulder.
Uh-oh.
Wha...
I got to go next door
and borrow some bug spray
and maybe a shotgun.
My backpack.
The creature must've crawled
in my backpack at work.
And now it's here.
What are you guys
talking about?
Nothing.
You're nothing.
We got to find
that creature.
Come down to
the basement with me.
I got a better idea.
What?
So... She's gone.
Oh, honey, would you
get down from there?
I'll come down after you
show me its dead lifeless body.
Why are you
so scared of a bug?
It's not just a bug.
It's a huge,
icky creature thing.
Ladies be crazy.
Sometimes ladies
be making sense.
Just go kill it.
All right, I'm going.
Two X chromosomes.
Ray. Ray.
Hey, Henry, I can't talk.
Gooch and I are still looking
for the creature.
Yeah, I don't think
you're going to find it.
Why not?
Because it's in
my house.
What?
Gooch dropped my backpack off
here and I guess it was inside.
Did you see the creature?
No, but it jumped
on my mom.
Oh, man, is your mom okay?
Yeah, she's all right.
Because she is one
fine-looking lady.
Ray, will you just--
(screaming)
What? What happened?
Did you see the bug?
Yep.
Well, did you kill it?
Nope.
You better get over here.
Okay, to all my listeners out
there who've already tuned in,
my next official Just Bucket
live podcast
will begin
in seven minutes.
Yes. Start podding already.
(knocking)
Hey, Jasper.
Sorry, Piper, you can't
bring me down today.
You know why?
100,007 downloads.
I don't want
to bring you down.
I just want to know
if I can maybe
be a guest on your podcast.
Why?
You're not a bucket lover.
You're a bucket hater.
No, no, no.
You got me all wrong, friend.
I'm not a bucket hater.
I'm bucket curious.
You are?
Yeah.
And maybe if I learn
more about them,
one day I could be a bucketeer
like you and all your fans.
Okay. Sure.
You can be a guest
on my podcast.
Great.
Where's the exterminator?
I don't know.
Henry, just go down to the
basement and kill that thing.
Oh, you're going to
send me down there?
Are you crazy?
We are not sending our son
to do battle with some
dangerous, freaky rat-bug.
You're right.
Piper! Mommy and daddy
have something for you to do!
(doorbell rings)
I got it.
Hi.
Hey, what are you--
Just play along.
Hello, citizens of Swellview.
Oh my God, it's Captain Man.
In our house.
What are you doing here?
Well, sometimes I go around
to various neighborhoods
in Swellview taking surveys.
Surveys?
Oh yeah, I heard
about that on the news.
You guys mind
taking a survey?
Not at all.
Go ahead.
Great.
Question one, how often
do you participate in surveys?
A, often, B, rarely, or C,
this is my first survey.
I think this is
our first survey.
I think it is.
Captain Man...
Yes, boy?
Since you just happen
to be here,
maybe you can help us out
with a problem?
Problem?
Yeah.
We got a big scary bug
down in our basement.
A scary bug, huh?
Well, what do you say I take
this down to your basement
and teach that bug
some manners?
That sound good to you,
pretty lady?
It does.
Yeah, it does.
So, good luck,
Captain Man.
Right.
I hope he kills the bug.
Yeah.
Then we can
finish that survey.
Right.
(Captain Man)
Eat laser, slime beast.
You picked the wrong planet
to hatch on. I got you.
Oh my God,
you're not dead.
No, don't bite me there.
You know, I really think
my podcast
is helping spread excitement
about bucketeering.
Amen, brother. Pod on.
(crashing)
Uh, I'm not sure what
all that noise is.
(screaming)
But right now I would like
to introduce you
to a special guest.
So, please put your buckets
together for Piper Hart.
(sound effect
of applause playing)
It's so great to be here,
Jasper. We're live, right?
Oh yeah.
We're live on the web.
Even my grandma
is listening.
Nice.
So, I hear your last podcast
got how many downloads?
100,007. So far.
Wow, impressive.
Isn't it?
It would be...
except that 100,000
of those downloads are fake.
Say what?
Yeah.
I went online and bought you
100,000 fake downloads.
(gasps)
Why?
So you'd think your podcast
was really popular,
which it's not.
(panting)
Hey.
Hi.
What happened?
Did you kill
the creature thing?
Almost. Did you guys
see it crawl up here?
Up here?
What?
You lost it?
No, no. But it crawled
into your air conditioning vent.
I think it might be
headed up to the roof.
You people wait here.
Captain Man?
Yes?
After you kill the thing, are
we going to finish the survey?
Oh yeah.
Will you go kill it?
Right.
So you paid money
just to make me
feel all happy and excited
for nothing?
No. I paid money to make you
feel all happy and excited
so that then I could make you
feel all sad and depressed.
Update, it worked.
(Jasper)
But why would you do that?
Because when you did
your last podcast here
I couldn't download
Ginger Fox's new video.
(Jasper)
Well, I didn't know you were
trying to download something.
Well, you know now,
don't you?
(Jasper)
But couldn't you have just
told me that you were trying--
Captain Man?
What the...
No time for questions.
Die, alien scum!
(Piper)
What's happening?
(Jasper)
What are you shooting at?
An alien!
Best podcast ever.
Oh my God.
The creature!
(screaming)
- Mom!
Wait! Come back!
(Piper)
No!
Well, I may not have
100,000 downloads...
but at least I don't have
a slimey alien stuck to my face.
- It's on my face.
It's on my face.
Everything's under control.
Little girl!
Stop running so I can
shoot it off your face!
He'll probably just
shoot it off her face.
(zapping, screaming)
(Captain Man)
I got you.
Well, the creature chewed
her cheek up a little,
but she's okay.
I am not okay!
Oh, Piper,
don't be a drama queen.
Seriously.
What about the creature?
Did you kill it?
Oh, I think so.
I shot him
with this thing nine times
and it crawled
under a bush to die.
I don't think that creature
will bother anyone ever again.
(bike bell dinging)
(strange Squealing)
(oven bell dings)
(man)
Mmm...