What are you doing?
I'm waiting for a cute girl.
Oh.
That's pretty
creepy.
Ooh, ooh. Here she comes.
Get away, get away, get away.
Whoa. Hey, Monica.
Oh, hi, Jasper.
Uh...
Cool skirt.
Thanks.
What are those, flowers?
Uh... yeah.
Mmm-hmm.
Hey, you didn't tell anybody
my secret, did you?
Of course not.
Look, look, look.
Look.
He's doing it again.
What, Jasper?
Yeah. He keeps trying
to make that girl
Monica think he's Kid Danger.
(laughs)
Oh, man.
Ow.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I just had a rough night
last night at work.
Really? Was there
a lot of... Danger?
Shh.
You know I can't talk
about my job.
Ooh, sorry.
(laughs)
He touched her lips.
It's not funny.
He's lying to her.
And now she's got
dirty lips.
Come on.
Hey, Jasper.
What's poopinin'?
Henry...
You guys know Monica.
Sure.
Hey, Monica.
Hi.
So, dude, trick
or treating tonight,
you still coming with us?
It's okay to say no.
Yeah, I'm coming.
You want to come trick
or treating with us?
I'd love to come.
Cool. Just remember...
A certain Captain
might need my help tonight.
That's okay.
I like danger.
And danger likes you.
Hey, Jasper.
What?
Shh.
Hey, hey, hey.
Check me out.
(Harvey groans)
What are you?
I'm a zombie
tennis player.
Cool costume, right?
Don't you think zombies
are kind of played out?
Well, yeah,
regular zombies.
That's why I added
the whole tennis element.
So, now it's...
Boom... Fresh.
(doorbell rings)
Hey, I think we have
another trick or treater!
Yes,
I heard the doorbell!
Trick or treat.
You stole my costume.
Just put the candy
in the sack.
Boom, fresh.
Yeah, all right.
Henry, will you help me
find my car keys?
No thanks.
Hey, interesting costumes.
Thanks.
I'm a garbage man.
And I'm a bag of trash.
And I'm so proud
to be your son.
I am so angry.
Whoa. Who are you
supposed to be?
I was supposed
to be Taylor Swift.
Well, you don't look
very much like Taylor Swift.
Yeah, 'cause your husband
ordered me the wrong costume.
My name is Dad.
I'm not talking
to you tonight.
That's not the costume
you wanted?
No. I told Dad to order me
a Taylor Swift costume.
I made a mistake.
And he ordered me
this Jonathan Swift
costume.
Who's Jonathan Swift?
Exactly.
He's a very famous 18th century
author from Ireland.
What? I'm weird
'cause I'm educated?
Ooh, we're late
for the party. We've got to go.
I just need my purse.
What?
You're going to a party?
I thought you were going to
take Piper trick or treating.
We were.
Now you are.
What? Wait!
Sorry, got to
take out the trash.
That's me.
No!
Mom, dad, please don't make me
take Piper trick or treating!
We had a deal!
You can't just...
I love you?
(car horn honks)
You think
I'm happy about it?
You just listen to me.
I'm in charge tonight
so you have to show me respect.
Starting now.
Hey, halloweeners.
Have no fear...
Kid danger is here.
Oh...
My...
God.
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an afterschool job.
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
(screams)
(Harvey)
I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm gonna blow your mind.
(Ray)
Now I protect the good citizens
of Swellview.
Who call me...
And he turned out to be...
You know the name.
Captain Man.
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Ray)
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart...
(Ray)
Pledge to never ever, ever
tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(Ray)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube!
Oh, my boots.
(Ray screams)
Stupid Jonathan Swift.
Way to go, Dad.
So, Jasper...
Uh, uh, uh.
Tonight you can call me
Kid Danger.
Okay, cool.
So, can I ask you something?
Sure.
How come your costume
doesn't look quite like
the real Kid Danger costume?
Oh. See...
By wearing this fake costume,
no bad guys will ever suspect
that I'm the real Kid Danger.
Oh.
That makes sense, right?
Yeah, that tracks.
You guys, come on.
We going trick
or treating or what?
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay.
Let's start on Riverside because
rich people give out great candy
and then we can go--
(watch beeping)
Why is your watch
always beeping?
It's my boss
from Junk-N-Stuff.
I got to go see what he wants.
I'll go with you.
Right.
No. We're supposed
to go trick or treating.
Hey, I'm going to take Monica
and go hit the houses
on Riverside.
Cool.
We'll text you
and meet up later.
Okay.
See you.
We better hurry.
Yeah. Piper, let's go.
No. I'm not going
to your stupid store.
I promised Mom and Dad
I'd watch you tonight.
So, watch me stuff candy
in my face.
We'll take you trick
or treating right after.
Not acceptable.
If you guys don't take me trick
or treating right now,
then I'll tell Mom and Dad--
Why'd you do that?
She was talking so much.
Now, come on, we got to go see
what Ray wants. Grab her feet.
Aw, man.
(grunting)
Happy Halloween.
Shabbat Shalom.
So...
When you're Kid Danger
and you and Captain Man
are fighting bad guys,
do you ever worry
about getting hurt?
Nah.
When someone needs a superhero,
I don't think, I just do.
That's so Yoda.
You really get me.
(glass shattering)
Oh my gosh. You see that guy?
He's breaking into that car.
Maybe we should
call the cops.
You don't need the cops.
Why don't I?
Because you're Kid Danger.
Right. But Captain Man's
not here with me, so...
It's just one guy.
Go get him, Kid Danger.
Yeah, I don't know...
You there!
Stop what you're doing!
Hey, you, in the car there!
Whoa. Cool 'stume.
This is not just a 'stume.
I'm...
I'm the real Kid Danger.
Cool. Hand me a screwdriver.
For what?
I'm trying to steal part
of this car.
Could you check there,
in my bag of burglar tools?
No, I'm not going to check
your bag of tools.
You're...
You're under arrest, man.
(laughs)
>> You're hilarious.
Hang on a sec, I'll come out.
Hey... Aren't you Captain Man's
new little partner?
That's Kid Danger and
he's going to rip your face off.
I will handle this.
Will you please just go home?
I bet Captain Man
would pay big bucks
to get his
little Kid Danger back.
Actually, we're like a
non-profit crime-fighting team,
so I doubt that he would--
Ooh, now you're really
gonna get it.
Please stop helping me.
(thief)
Can you stop resisting?
Come here.
Omar. Omar, look.
A jelly bean.
Would you like a jelly bean?
Here you go.
Oh, yes. You chew so cutely.
Henry and Charlotte.
Happy Halloween.
Hey.
What's up?
Who is that?
Oh, this is my little sister.
And when did you kill her?
She's not dead.
I just stunned her.
Oh, good.
Will you keep an eye on her
while we go talk to Ray?
Sure.
Cool.
Thanks.
(gagging)
Something wrong with Omar?
Well...
I just gave him a jelly bean.
And--
Your plant just puked
on my sister.
Yes. No more candy for you.
You all right?
Yeah, but I think
I dropped a noodle.
Ray?
Happy Halloween.
Look. I'm a cheer lobster.
Cheer lobster?
Is that, like, a thing?
Yeah, it's a thing.
Look.
Go team! Please don't boil me
or use a tiny fork
to remove my flesh and eat me!
You look more like a lobster
than a cheerleader.
Well, there was no room
for lobster boobs.
Why did you beep Henry?
So you guys could come see
my cool costume.
Aw, Ray. I had to zap
my little sister to come here.
You killed her?
No. I just stunned her.
Wait, I think
it was set to stun.
Stun is blue
and kill is red, right?
I don't know.
I can never remember.
Can we please go trick
or treating?
(alarm ringing)
Uh-oh, trouble.
Oh, shellfish!
What's up, gooch?
You just received a video.
From who?
From a man who claims
to have captured Kid Danger.
Play the video.
Hey, Captain Man.
It's your old friend--
Pause!
Jeff.
That guy is so stupid.
How do you know him?
He's been a petty thief
in Swellview for years.
I put him in jail, like,
a dozen times. Resume play.
So, guess what?
I kidnapped your sidekick.
Aw, please don't be Jasper.
Please don't be Jasper.
It's gonna be Jasper.
Take a look.
(mumbling)
It's Jasper.
What a surprise twist.
Hey, isn't that kid your
friend with the sweaty hands
who loves buckets?
That's him.
How can that Jeff guy think
Jasper's the real Kid Danger?
Oh, well, see...
It's because he's a moron.
Oh, and I also
kidnapped Kid Danger's woman.
(mumbling)
Now, if you ever want
to see them again,
you better bring me, like...
A million dollars.
Oh, and I want two big-n-beefys
from Inside Out Burger.
With fries. And don't forget
the million dollars.
What? Is that guy insane?
Yeah.
Nobody can eat
two big-n-beefys.
Not with fries.
Whatever.
Come on, Henry.
Let's go rescue your friend.
I... I can't go with you.
Why can't you?
Because Jasper
really likes that girl.
So?
He made her think
that he's Kid Danger.
So, now if I show up there
with you
she's gonna know
he was lying.
Don't you think Jasper
should find a girl
who likes him
for who he really is?
You know that's never
gonna happen.
All right.
I'll go rescue your friend.
Okay.
But when you're there,
you got to act like Jasper's
the real Kid Danger.
I know how to act.
Good luck.
I don't need luck.
It's Jeff.
Up the tube.
Hey...
I have to go take my nephew
to a Halloween party.
Later.
Well, I guess I should
get you kids some food.
Ow!
Sorry.
Ow!
Sorry.
I'll go get you guys
some corn chips.
I think I left them
in my bathroom.
When you get back here,
Kid Danger's gonna
smash your head in.
She's just joking.
She loves comedy.
Okay, he's out of the room,
make your move.
Okay.
Not on me!
Please?
Come on, just break
through your ropes
and go all Kid Danger
on that guy.
But... He's so big.
So? You're a superhero.
Sidekick, baby.
That's like a significant
notch down from a superhero.
I found the chips.
I don't want--
I don't want that.
Captain Man.
Uh-oh.
(groaning)
Dude, the door
wasn't even locked.
I know, Jeff.
But I don't like you,
so I smashed your door.
I don't see
any hamburgers.
Where are my big-n-beefys?
The only thing you're going
to get that's big and beefy
will be your cell mate in jail.
Okay, well, when do
I get my million dollars?
Okay, you're too stupid
to talk to. Sit.
Hey, Kid Danger,
I was worried about you.
Thanks, boss.
I was worried about you, too.
Well, I knew
you didn't need me
to take down
a petty criminal like Jeff.
Oh, yeah.
I was just about to bust out
of those ropes
and rain down
some pain on that dude.
Okay, Kid Danger...
Go to it.
Huh?
Go show that criminal
who's boss.
Yeah, Kid Danger,
go bust him up.
I love it when boys fight.
Okay...
This is what you get
for breaking into people's cars
and for kidnapping us
on Halloween.
(grunts)
Whoa!
That was
for you, Monica.
Way to go, K-D.
Yay, great job, Kid Danger.
Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?
Yeah, sure.
My boss needs me.
Listen, Captain Man...
Yes?
I'm not really
Kid Danger.
I know that.
Now, don't you think
you should tell someone else?
But if I tell her the truth,
she won't like me anymore.
How old are you, son?
13.
Then you're way too young
to be lying to girls.
Okay. I'll tell her.
Good boy.
All right, I'm going to take
this idiot back to jail.
Get up, stupid.
All right, you know what?
You are riding my last nerve.
Come on. Stop that. Get up.
Okay. Just get her up.
Careful not to drop her.
Not to what?
Drop her.
Okay.
You said drop her.
No, I said--
oh, forget it.
Let's just take her to--
she's waking up.
Yeah.
Because you dropped her.
What happened?
You ate some bad candy.
Real bad candy.
Why are you guys
so close to my face?
There you go. All free.
Thanks.
So, before, when Captain Man
took you into the kitchen...
Yeah?
What were you guys
talking about?
Well... See...
He gave me a raise.
No way.
Yep. That's what happened.
I'm really proud of you,
Kid Danger.
Well... I earned it.
(Piper)
Henry!
I've already answered
all your questions.
I want the truth.
Will you just let it go?
No. I don't think
I ate any bad candy.
Well, you did.
Well, I'm going
to tell Mom and Dad--
Excuse me.
Excuse me, kids?
Are you guys trick or treaters
or do you live here?
Oh, we live here.
Just what do you want?
Well, I know it's already
after 9:00,
but my kid and I got
a late start trick or treating
and I was wondering if
you're still giving out candy.
Oh, I can check inside and--
Wait, shut up.
Your costume...
Are you?
Jonathan Swift.
I'm Jonathan swift.
Cool.
Let's hang.
Okay.
Piper! I didn't say you could
hang out with--
Good luck.
No worries.
I'll keep an eye on the kids.
(howling)
(oven bell dings)
(man)
Mmm..