Hey, what's up Henry?
Same old thing.
(locker beeps)
(locker honks)
Oh, come on.
(locker honks)
Stupid thing.
(locker beeps)
Show off.
Ugh.
Hey char, can I borrow
your chemistry notes?
(locker honks)
Ugh! Why?
Okay. I'll borrow Jasper's.
My lock is broken again.
Ugh. Dang public schools.
Hey, will you...
What?
Use your Whiz-Watch
to open the lock.
No. What if someone sees?
I'll create a distraction.
You know
I'm not supposed to--
(screams)
What? What's wrong?
(chatter)
Okay, I'm fine now.
Thank you.
Yep.
(Piper)
Henry!
Henry, I am gonna
kill you!
Hey, you're not supposed to be
in the middle school hallway.
Where's my phone?
Wh--
I don't know
where your phone is.
Hey Henry, quick question.
Get out of here!
(whimpers)
Look, Piper,
I don't
have your phone, okay?
So you just need to--
Oh. I must've
picked it up by mistake.
Dang it.
What?
You butt dialed
Jana Tetrazzini.
So?
I hate Jana Tetrazzini.
Then why do you keep
her number in your phone?
Because if she calls me,
I need to know it's her
so I can ignore it.
Love you.
Who cares?
And this is
my favorite hallway.
It's very nice.
And those are my friends.
Henry. Charlotte.
Hey, man.
This is Ortho.
He's new here.
Ah. Hey.
What's up?
Doesn't Ortho have
thick hair?
Thick.
Sure.
I've asked you
to stop doing that.
So, how do you
like our school so far?
It's nice.
Hey, can you tell me about
the school's main water supply?
Our water supply?
Yes. You know, the water
that all the teachers
and students here drink.
Why do you want
to know about that?
I have reasons.
Sorry, Ortho.
They don't really tell us
about our water supply.
I see.
Hey, does this school
have security cameras?
Security cameras?
Yes. Where are your cameras?
There might be
some outside.
I don't think
we have security cameras
here in the hallways.
That's good news.
Hey, Ortho,
you want to see my locker?
Yes, immediately.
(locker beeps)
This is where
I keep my books, my lunch.
And this is Captain Man.
He came to my birthday party.
Oh, I know
all about Captain Man.
And one day, hopefully,
my father will take care of him.
What do you mean
by that?
Take care
of Captain Man how?
I shouldn't say. We're still
in the planning phase.
Isn't he neat?
It all just kind of
happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an afterschool job.
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
(screams)
(Henry)
I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens
of swellview who call me...
And he turned out to be...
You know the name.
Captain Man.
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
that being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
(Ray)
I needed a sidekick.
>> I, Henry hart...
(Ray)
Pledge to never ever, ever
tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
It is done.
(Henry)
Now we blow bubbles.
(CRay)
And fight crime.
(Henry)
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube!
Oh, my boots.
(Ray screams)
Oh, yes.
Oh, you're a nice thing.
Gooch! What happened?
Why did you send me
an emergency signal?
Look.
That's a garbage juicer.
A garbage juicer?
It juices garbage.
Gooch, I was busy downstairs
researching criminals.
(Gooch)
Watch.
I just dump the garbage
into the thingy.
Gooch...
Now, observe.
You see? The garbage is gone.
It's all in the juice.
Can I go back downstairs now?
Ray, we got to talk to you.
(Charlotte)
This is important.
There's a creepy new kid
at our school.
Ugh, can we talk
about it downstairs?
Gooch's juice smells.
Okay.
I'm coming too.
Good God,
that's a band-dude.
Why do you think this
Ortho kid is up to something?
Well, he was asking about
the school's water supply.
And he wanted to know
about the security cameras and--
(elevator buzzes)
(screaming)
I wonder why he was asking
about those things?
Guys?
Oh, stop screaming.
Can't that elevator
be adjusted?
Why do you say
this Ortho kid is creepy?
Because he says
weird stuff.
And he's got this crazy,
psycho look in his eye.
You got a pic?
(both)
Uh...
Jasper's Twitflash.
Oh, yeah.
Jasper posted a pic of him
and Ortho on his Twitflash.
Then I say we look
at Jasper's Twitflash.
Bucket. Bucket.
Selfie with bucket.
Bucket. Bucket.
Ah. That's Ortho right there.
Hmm. He's a boy, all right.
A boy that's up to
no good.
Oh, give him a break.
(both)
What?
The kid's new to your
school,
he's probably just
a little awkward.
Let's not make mumps
out of marshmallows.
He also threatened you.
Me?
What'd that little
marsh mump say?
That his father was going
to "take care" of you.
Oh, did he?
Well, we'll just see about...
Wait. He said his father
was going to take care of me?
Yep.
Sure did.
Put that kid's pic back up
on the monitor and zoom in.
That hair. You guys
ever heard of Drill Finger?
Those little pickles?
I think those
are dill fingers.
I love dill fingers.
This is not about pickles.
I'm talking about a dentist.
Named Drill Finger?
Yeah.
He used to be a dentist before
he turned to a life of crime.
Three years ago he kidnapped
the mayor of Swellview
and removed all his teeth,
which left him toothless.
That's why he only eats soup.
Exactly.
And what happened
to Drill Finger?
I captured him
and took him to jail.
But he was released
three weeks ago.
That's Drill Finger.
Does he always wear a mask?
Yeah, but look at his hair.
Just like Ortho's.
Gooch.
Hey, I can't talk now.
I'm on the phone
with my nephew, Benji.
He has the chicken pox.
Do you remember
when I put Drill Finger in jail?
Of course.
What were his exact words
as they took him away?
He said, "As soon
as I get out of here,
I'm going to take care
of Captain Man."
That's what I thought.
Great. I got to go.
So, Ortho is the son
of Drill Finger.
I knew it. I knew it.
I knew that boy was evil.
I knew it.
Yeah, but did you know it?
I did.
But what are they up to?
(sighs)
Well, I guess I'm not
going to figure it out
just by wearing a loud shirt
and stroking my chin.
What do we do?
I'm going to do
a little spying
on your new classmate, Ortho.
I'm going to have to figure out
a way into your school,
maybe as a substitute teacher.
Well, you can't just wait
until one of our teachers
gets sick.
Hmm. Good point.
I'll have to think of a plan.
Try stroking your chin.
There. That's one of Henry's
teachers, Miss Shapen.
Let's do this.
My chicken pox itch.
Benji, just remember,
never tell anyone about this.
Okay, Uncle Gooch.
Now!
Tronya!
What? Hey! Stop! Ah! Oh!
What is going on?
(screaming)
(chatter)
Hey, guys!
Hold on a second.
Hey, guys.
(silence)
Principal says Miss Shapen
has chicken pox.
All right, free day.
(cheering)
No, no, no. No.
He said we're getting
a substitute.
(groaning)
You don't think Ray...
Nah, he wouldn't.
(Ray, speaking with accent)
Hello, children.
Everyone,
please take your seats.
It seems your regular teacher
has caught the pox of a chicken.
Nasty red bumpies all over.
But not to worry, I am
your substitute, Mr. Gelding.
Ray, are you kidding me?
Shh, I know what I'm doing.
This is not going to work.
It might work if you...
you look ridiculous.
...just sit down
Can you talk to me
about this?
No, I can't talk to you
about this.
Sit down and trust me.
(Henry protests)
Sit down, boy!
Yes, Mr. Gelding.
Now, then,
let's have a roll call.
We'll start with first names
that begin with the letter "O."
My name is Oliver.
Shut up, Oliver.
Where's, uh, where's Ortho?
Hello, Ortho.
(Ray)
Now then, class, who can tell
me about the isosceles triangle?
Sir? This is a history class.
Who can tell me about
the history
of the isosceles triangle?
Ortho, what do you know?
I... I'm new.
Excuse me, Mr. Gelding.
Can I please talk
to you out in the hall?
I'm in the middle
of a lesson.
I have a question
about my personal hygiene.
To the hall we go.
Hey, I have lots of questions
about my hygiene.
What are you doing?
Why are you in my school?
I'm spying on Ortho.
Will you stop
with the accent?
(speaking normally)
I'm spying on ortho.
Well, what'd you do
with our regular teacher?
I gave her a disease.
Oh my god.
Just chicken pox.
That's the worst kind of pox.
What about tuna pox?
There's no such thing
as tuna pox.
Look, you and Charlotte
were the ones that said
Ortho's up to no good.
I know--
We already know his dad
is Drill Finger.
Now we just need to figure out
what they're planning.
You guys, Jasper keeps
asking me questions
about his personal hygiene.
So?
So you better
get back to class
before I tell him things
he does not want to know.
Okay. You clear on the plan?
No.
Let's go.
I just want to know
if I should use different soaps
for different parts of me.
Shh.
(speaking with accent)
Now, history is filled with
stories of evil nasty people.
Who can name some?
Ooh. Genghis Khan.
Yes.
Voldemort.
Good one.
Big bird.
Absolutely. Now...
Who can name
some other evil people? Ortho?
Um...
Oh, think, Ortho.
Surely you must know someone
with evil intentions.
Like maybe someone planning
to sabotage this school?
Yeah, Ortho.
I-I don't understand.
What are your plans?
After class I plan to eat
a Turkey wrap.
Ah ha.
You, student,
examine Ortho's Turkey wrap.
What is going on?
Wrap's clean.
Now, students,
to really know history,
we must first
learn your history.
Therefore, tomorrow shall be
Bring Your Father to Class day.
All our fathers?
No, let's just start
with one father.
My father lives
in our basement.
Put your hands
over your face.
Ortho. You bring your father
to class tomorrow.
Okay.
Look, I put
your wrap back together.
(Oliver)
I can't breathe.
Hey, ortho.
Hi.
Sorry our teacher was being
so weird to you.
Ah, it's okay.
I just wish that your friend
hadn't mutilated my Turkey wrap.
Yeah... Oh!
I got you a present.
It's a mini bucket.
Thanks.
You can keep anything
in there, paper clips,
buttons, corn.
Cool. I've always wanted to
eat corn out of a small bucket.
Who hasn't?
(phone ringing)
Hello, father.
Did you get the message?
Right. You need to be
at school tomorrow.
Yes. Afterwards, we can discuss
the planning phase.
Look.
(screams)
Don't do that.
(Chatter)
(bell rings)
(speaking with accent)
All right, lads and loonies.
Rumps in chairs.
Hello. Is this...
Oh, hi, Ortho.
Hello, father.
(speaking normally)
Well, if it isn't
Ortho's daddy.
Accent.
(with accent)
If it isn't Ortho's daddy.
Yeah.
Sorry I'm a little late.
I had some things to do.
What kind of things?
Yeah, what things?
Just some work stuff.
So I was told it's Bring
Your Father to Class day.
That's right.
Okay...
So, now what?
Maybe you could tell
the children
about the type
of work you do and--
Father!
Oh, bad luck.
It appears that ortho's father
is having a medical episode.
No, I think
you did something to him.
I'm calling my mom
and then you'll be in big--
Uh-oh, there goes Ortho.
Good heavens... the
medical problem must be genetic.
We should take them
to the school nurse.
Good idea.
Let's hurry up, shall we?
Help me get Ortho.
(Ray)
Excuse me.
Terribly sorry.
Where are we?
I don't know, son.
Well...
Well.
We only do three Wells.
Sorry.
So, mister. Are you ready to
admit that you're Drill Finger?
What?
Who's drill finger?
You know you're Drill Finger.
You're a psychotic,
evil dentist.
And now it's your turn
to get drilled.
What does that mean?
I don't know, man.
I'm not a dentist.
I don't even floss.
(loud beeping)
Just a second.
What, Gooch?
I'm busy with Drill Finger.
No you're not.
Huh?
Drill Finger was just spotted
in Nebraska.
Nebraska?
Affirmative.
He put four megatons of sugar
into the water supply.
Situation?
Water very sweet.
Teeth in danger.
Understood.
What do we do?
Nothing.
We only protect Swellview.
Nebraska, not our problem.
Right.
But you guys...
if the real Drill Finger
is in Nebraska, who's that guy?
He's my dad,
you dip twits.
But...
But why'd you want to know where
our school's water supply was?
Because my uncle sells
water filters
for schools
and small businesses.
(all)
Oh.
Okay, but why did you ask
about our school's
security cameras?
Because at Ortho's
last school
the security cameras caught him
picking his nose.
(all)
Oh.
After that, some of the other
kids called me "booger boy."
(laughing)
Kids can be cruel.
Okay, wait.
Then why did you say
your dad was going to
"take care" of Captain Man?
Yeah.
Because my father owns
a chain of retirement homes
for old people.
And I'm building a new
one here in Swellview.
It's still in
the planning phase.
And when Captain Man
gets old,
I hoped I could
take care of him...
To thank him for being
such a wonderful superhero.
(chuckles)
Will you excuse
us for just one second?
We'll be right back.
Okay, we screwed up bad.
I better not get in trouble.
Let's just calm down.
Hey. Just know I am not going
to jail for the two of you.
Shh.
Hey. So, good news.
What?
We've clearly made
a mistake here.
So we're going
to let you both go.
As long as you promise not
to mention all this to anyone.
Are you nuts?
As soon as we
get out of here,
we're going
right to the police.
Well, in that case...
What'd you do that for?
Just help me get them down.
Aw, man.
Will you guys hurry up?
What about
when they wake up?
They're going to
get us in trouble.
Not if they don't remember
anything that happened.
(whooshing)
There.
Now they won't
remember anything?
Not even where they live.
Awesome.
They're waking up.
Run!
(car engine starts)
(car tires squeeling)
Who are you?
I think I'm...
Booger boy.
(oven bell rings)
(man)
Mmm...