Here I come.
No you don't.
Here I come.
No you don't.
Here I come.
No you don't.
I'm going to get you.
No you won't.
Hey, guys.
You got to check this out.
Quiet!
We're playing a game.
No problem.
I'll take over your screen.
Hey, hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Just watch the video.
What video?
It's from the news
last night.
It's called
"Captain Man's big fail."
Ooh, play it.
Hey, look.
My belly button.
Play the video.
We're live
in downtown Swellview
where the Phone Shark
has struck again.
This time the Phone Shark
bit through
a dozen people's cell phones,
then fled the scene,
once again escaping capture
from Captain Man.
Captain Man, isn't it true
that the Phone Shark
has been attacking
people's phones
for over a year now?
Yes, that is true.
So, why don't you catch him?
Well, Kid Danger and I
have been trying.
(reporter)
But you keep failing.
Doesn't that bug you?
Yes.
Aw.
I feel bad
for Captain Man.
It's not Captain Man's fault.
He just needs
a better sidekick.
One more time?
Just saying,
I'd be way better
at catching bad guys
than Kid Danger.
(scoffs) You couldn't
catch butt warts.
Oh, yes he could.
Remember fifth grade?
That was a rash.
Big difference.
Whatever.
I think Kid Danger
does a great job.
Why are you
getting all mad?
Because Jasper's
being unfair.
And I think it's unfair
to criticize
that--
that Kid Danger guy,
when he's probably
doing the best he can.
And people
should be fair, you know?
Fairness. I'm pro fair.
Jasper.
What?
Get up.
Why should I?
'Cause you're going
to carry me
to my friend Marla's house.
I'm not going to carry you.
I ain't no horse.
Fine.
Then I'll just
upload this video
so the whole world
can see it.
Video of what?
Him...
trying to sing
"The Cup Song."
I never did that!
Why would I do that?
I never did that.
Watch.
♪ I got my ticket
for the long way round ♪
♪ Two bott-- ♪
Dang it.
I'll never be pitch perfect.
Okay, stop it. Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Where did you get that wig?
You don't need to know.
How did you get
that video?
She must have swiped
my thumb drive.
Maybe I did.
Ooh, you're so bad.
Piper, you better not
put that video online.
Oh, I won't.
As long as he carries me
to Marla's house.
No.
♪ I got my ticket
for the long way round ♪
Okay, fine.
Get on my back.
Get on me.
If he goes too slow,
just kick him in the side.
No. Ow!
(Piper) Hyah.
Hyah.
(watch beeping)
Yeah, I've been meaning
to ask you,
why does your new watch
beep like that?
It just means
they need me at work.
Bye.
But it's Sunday.
Junk-N-Stuff is closed.
Right.
I better go tell
the customers.
There is something up
with that boy.
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted
an after-school job.
And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Aah!
I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going
to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview.
You'll call me...
He turned out to be...
You know the name.
Captain Man!
That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart...
Pledge to never ever,
ever, tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Feels good.
♪♪
Call it.
Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
Ha!
♪♪
(panting)
I'm so tired.
Ugh, quit whining.
It was only four miles.
Four miles there
and four miles back.
Just take me up
to my room.
(grunting)
(groans)
I'm going to die.
Not in the house.
If you're going to die,
do it outside.
(exhales)
You're home late.
What are you...
How did you get in my house?
Why are you here?
Because I'm suspicious.
Of what?
Why did you
climb in your window?
Because the front door
was locked
and I forgot my key.
You know your parents
always leave a spare key
under the mat.
I like your shirt.
Where have you been?
Working.
You know, just working.
Really?
Because I called
Junk-N-Stuff.
Nobody answered.
Okay.
You want to know
where I've been?
Yeah.
You want the truth?
Yeah.
I'm a jazz musician.
I don't tell a lot of people,
but secretly, I play jazz
and the only time
the jazz clubs are open
is late at night,
so that's where I was,
at a jazz club
blowing jazz...
on my horn.
(sniffing)
Hmm.
Why did you sniff my hair?
I heard
on the news tonight
that Captain Man
and Kid Danger
put out a fire
at a syrup factory.
Oh, did they?
Yeah.
And your hair
smells like syrup.
(sniffing)
It does.
I wonder why.
Maybe because
you're Kid Danger.
(nervous scoffing)
Kid Da--
I wish.
That would be nice,
you know. (chuckles)
Oh! Yeah.
And I guess
you must be Beyoncé.
Henry.
(sighs)
Okay.
This is really big
what I'm about to tell you.
What, that
you're Kid Danger?
Shut up!
Just... Just...
I'm Kid Danger.
I know.
I figured that out.
Just promise me
you'll never tell anyone.
I promise.
No, you don't understand.
I took an oath that
I'd never tell anyone
that I'm Captain Man's
sidekick.
I swear.
I'm never going to tell.
Thanks.
Can I tell Jasper?
No! Wha...?
(reporter)
We're live
in downtown Swellview
where the Phone Shark has--
(audio garbled)
But you keep failing.
Doesn't that bug you?
Yes.
(clears throat)
Ray?
Henry. I didn't know
you were working today.
Did I butt beep you?
No. Uh...
can I talk to you
about something?
Babies come
from the baby store.
It's not about that.
Oh. Whew.
What's up?
You know
my friend Charlotte?
Yeah.
Yeah, well,
she's, like, really smart.
And, uh, she...
Kind of figured out...
Figured out what?
That, um...
I'm Kid Danger.
(chuckles)
(chortles)
Isn't that kooky?
Yeah.
What did you tell her?
That I am...
Kid Danger.
Oh.
Interesting.
You're not mad, right?
Mad? No.
Cool.
You're fired.
Fired?
That's right.
You can leave your watch
on the table there.
But I swear
I didn't want to tell her.
She figured it out.
Henry...
You took an oath.
I know, but...
You promised me
you wouldn't tell anyone.
And I trusted you
to keep that promise.
When trust is broken,
it can never be fixed.
Yes it can.
Open this cookie
and read the fortune.
"When trust is broken,
it can never be fixed."
Let's not argue
with the Chinese.
Goodbye, Henry.
(metal door clatters)
(metal doors closing)
(door shuts)
Captain Man fired you?
Mm-hmm.
But-- But it's not your fault
I figured out you're Kid Danger.
Doesn't matter.
I broke my oath.
Well, you got to fix this.
How?
I don't know.
But you're not going
to find the answer
at the bottom
of a bottle of chocolate.
I won't know if I don't look.
Jasper was right.
About what?
I was a lame Kid Danger.
I couldn't even help
Captain Man
catch the stupid
Phone Shark.
I feel awful.
It's cool.
I still got my jazz.
(jazz music plays)
♪ I got my ticket
for the long way round ♪
♪ Two bottles of chocolate
for the way ♪
♪ And I can't believe
I got fired today ♪
♪ But I did and it's kind of
all your fault ♪
♪♪
(Jasper) Piper!
Piper!
(Piper) What?
I finished
doing your laundry!
(Piper) Good!
Bring me some quinoa!
You ate all the quinoa!
Then go buy more quinoa!
Or else I'll get my phone
and upload the video
so everybody can see you
try to sing "The Cup Song!"
No, I'll buy you
some more quinoa!
Hurry!
Ugh, you're so bad!
(phone ringing)
Hey Char, what's up?
(Charlotte) Henry.
Come to Swellview Park
right now.
(Henry) No.
I'm not in the mood for trees.
Did I ask you what
you're in the mood for?
No.
Come to Swellview Park
right now.
(Piper screams)
Henry!
(sighs)
What?
Were you
in the upstairs bathroom?
Is that makeup
on your face?
You knocked my phone
in the toilet.
(Henry) Oh.
Sorry.
Sorry?
All my texts
and pics are gone.
And my video of Jasper.
I'm Jasper.
You know you're going
to be in a lot of trouble
if Mom catches you
wearing her makeup.
Mom's not
going to find out.
But where are you going
dressed up like that?
To a club with my girls.
What club?
Club Eleven.
Well, you got to be
at least 10 years old
to get into Club Eleven.
Well, I'm 11 years old
tonight.
See?
This isn't
your library card.
It's Mindy Flavin's.
Duh.
I bought it off her.
Well, you better hope
Mom and Dad don't find out.
Oh yeah.
Now who's got
the upper foot?
Now, what are you going to do
about my wet phone?
Later. I got to go
meet Charlotte.
Henry!
(Jasper) So...
Too bad you lost
that video of me.
'Cause I ain't going
to lose this video of you.
What are you yamming about?
I bet your mom and dad
are going to love
seeing you
dressed up like that
wearing makeup,
flashing your fake I.D.
to go clubbing
with your girls
behind their backs.
Now you're going to do
whatever I say.
This is not okay!
♪♪
(orchestral music plays)
What's going on?
Check out that guy
standing by the groom.
(Henry) The guy
with the crazy teeth?
Yeah.
He's the Phone Shark.
Oh.
Whoa.
That does look like him.
It is him.
Now, do Captain Man
a favor
and go catch
the Phone Shark...
Kid Danger.
♪♪
What up with the gum?
Anybody watching?
No, why?
Whoa.
How does that whole costume
fit inside one little gum ball?
Just...
Just wait there, all right?
And now, do thee,
Shirley,
take he, Claude,
to be your lawfully
wedded husband
in sickness and in health,
in fitness and obesity,
as long as you both
can stand it?
I do.
Hey, congratulations.
(crowd gasps)
(man) What's he doing?
(woman) It's that kid.
That's Kid Danger.
(man) Young man...
This wedding isn't over.
I know.
I just wanted to show
that hairless guy
my brand new phone...
that's never been bitten.
Come on.
Yeah. You know
you want to bite it.
Come on, yeah.
(sniffs) Mmm!
Gotta love that
new phone smell.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on!
Give it to me!
Catch it!
(grunting)
(Phone Shark)
Give me the phone!
(man)
He's the Phone Shark!
(man 2) Get him!
(screams)
He's insane!
(grunting)
(man) Oh, my God!
(woman)
Someone call the cops!
(roars)
(women scream)
(snarling)
Hey! Hey!
Come on!
Come on, Phone Shark!
Come on, come and get it!
(screams)
(man) Phone Shark down!
Go Kid Danger!
(cheers and applause)
♪♪
Kid Danger, how were you
able to locate
and finally apprehend
the Phone Shark?
Well, I'd love
to take all the credit,
but it was really
my boss, Captain Man,
who made it all happen.
Interesting.
Can you tell us more?
No.
You gave me all the credit.
Well, everyone's been
giving you a hard time
about not catching
the Phone Shark.
I figured
I'd help you out.
Uh, excuse me.
I'm the one who found
the Phone Shark.
It's true, she did.
Ugh!
Charlotte, Charlotte.
What am I
going to do with you?
Um, I think
it's pretty obvious.
What's that?
Give me a job here.
You guys need me.
First I want to know
how you found the Phone Shark.
Well, I figured
no guy with normal teeth
can bite through a phone,
right?
Okay.
So I started calling
every dentist in Swellview
until I found one
who told me he had a patient
who asked for a whole mouthful
of titanium teeth.
We should've called
some dentists.
Totally should've.
Then I hacked
into the dentist's
computer files,
got the guy's name,
and searched him online.
Oh, we should've
gone online.
What is wrong with us?
Oh, and his last update said,
"Off to my brother's wedding
in Swellview Park.
Hope they serve phones
for dessert. LOL."
And then she called me.
She's good.
She is.
She could really
help us out around here.
Us?
Oh, right.
You fired me.
Well, you broke the oath.
And I caught
the Phone Shark.
Come on, Ray,
hire me back.
All right, you're re-hired.
Yes!
(clears throat)
Cough, cough, cough.
Oh, right.
And what are you going
to do about Charlotte?
(groans)
Well, she knows
you're Kid Danger,
she knows who I am,
and she knows
where the man cave is
because you brought her
down here.
So, what does that mean?
That we either
have to kill you,
erase your brain,
or give you a job.
I vote job.
We can really
erase her brain?
Dude.
All right,
she can have a job here.
Awesome.
If...
She can pass
the pickle test.
(grunting)
Thanks, Bork.
Now, grunt and exit.
(grunting)
Charlotte...
you must now prove
you're clever enough
to work for Captain Man.
Uh, I found
the Phone Shark.
Well,
anyone could do that.
Not you two.
Hey, you know what?
Okay, let's not
go there again.
Now...
To prove your worthiness,
you must get that pickle
out of that jar
that Bork
just power-screwed shut.
How much time
does she have?
Exactly five min--
here's your pickle.
That was Bork's
favorite jar.
Wait, is Charlotte hired?
Yeah, yeah, she's hired.
Wait, you want to see
something cool?
Yeah.
Hug me.
Just trust me.
Whoa.
Up the tube!
(Charlotte screams)
♪♪
Yeah.
Now you have
to squeeze my foot.
No.
This pedicure is over.
(sighs)
Mrs. Hart!
Want to see a video
of your daughter?
Shh! I'm squeezing,
I'm squeezing.
♪♪
(oven bell)
Mmm...