Previously on Henry Danger
I gotta go.
(screaming)
Hey, how are ya?
Cool. Thanks.
Great to meet ya.
What's your name?
I'm Henry Hart.
Here about the job.
You're gonna blow a bubble?
I'm gonna blow your mind.
You're Captain Man.
That's right, Henry.
You want to be my sidekick?
(grunting)
Who's the freak
in the diaper?
The Toddler.
(blowing raspberries)
I, Henry Hart...
Pledge to never ever,
ever, tell anyone...
That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
(Jasper)
A bucket of swords.
Friends of yours?
Uh-huh.
Do Henry's friends
get a discount here?
That plant
just shook its head.
How much for the plant?
Ahhhhh!
It spit in my eye!
Uh-oh.
What's up, Gooch?
Someone sabotaged the bridge
over the Jandy River.
Phase two
of The Toddler's plan.
Let's ride.
Up the tube!
Up the tuuuuuube!
It appears Captain Man
has teamed up
with a new sidekick
who apparently goes
by the name Kid Danger.
So how was work?
Interesting.
Okay, George has six times
as many dimes as quarters
in his piggy bank.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
I got two responses.
To what?
My birthday party
invitation.
Two guys said
they might come.
Who?
Sidney Burnbaum
and Oliver Pook.
Ugh.
Those guys eat bugs.
So?
They're people.
When'd you get a new phone?
Oh, uh, mine broke, so--
what are you doing?
You've got to get
this new app.
Wait. What app?
Hey, you never told us
what you do at your new job.
Oh, right, right.
What do you do?
I--
App installed.
Oh, great, the app.
Tell me about the app.
It plays
a billion sound effects,
like school bell--
(bell rings)
cat choking
on a hairball--
(choking sound)
ice cream truck--
♪♪
You have the brain
of a hamster.
I wish.
Give me my phone.
Hey, did you guys hear
what Captain Man did
yesterday?
Oh, yeah,
the Jandy Bridge.
And so if you divide 9x
by the square root--
They say he pulled
seven people out of the river
and saved their lives.
Yeah, and he has
a new sidekick.
There's a story about it
on my news feed.
Hey, let's talk about
your birthday party.
Shhhh!
Here.
"For the first time ever,
Captain Man was not
working alone."
Whoa.
How'd that break?
"According to witnesses
on the scene,
Captain Man was heard calling
his new sidekick 'Kid Danger'."
(glass shatters)
You just slapped my phone
right out of my hand.
Yeah, sorry. Sorry.
I'm just--
I'm worried.
You and I gotta study,
and I'm worried
about Jasper's party,
and there's--
I don't know. I just--
(beeping)
(Captain Man)
"A triple flashing light
means emergency like,
'major sitch going down,
so get here fast.'"
Uh, why don't you guys
go to the zoo?
Why?
You know I got banned
from the zoo.
(beeping continues)
What is that?
What, my thumb?
The bracelet that's beeping
and flashing on your wrist?
Uh, it's, uh, a timer.
What are you timing?
Muffins.
You're making muffins?
Birthday muffins.
Yes!
Dang.
There goes the surprise.
I'll just turn this off.
I'll just push the button.
(muffled beeping continues)
It's still on.
No, it's not.
We can see it flashing
through your pants.
And we can still
hear it beeping.
I know.
I, uh...
I need a pickle.
Wait! I thought
we were gonna study.
Bring me back a pickle.
♪♪
Ray!
Ray, what's wrong?
♪ So fun for everyone
to sing E Hoomau ♪
♪ Maua kealoha ♪
Uh, Ray?
♪ Hawaii make you say ♪
♪ Hele mei hoohiwahiwa ♪
Dude!
Henry, what goes on?
You triple beeped me.
You said that means
there's an emergency.
Oh, right, sorry.
I was just getting
a ukulele lesson
from Leilani.
Take a break.
Mmm. Yeah.
So what's up?
We have a situation.
And by we I mean our city,
all of Swellview.
Check this out.
The Toddler?
He's the one that destroyed
the Jandy Bridge yesterday.
Why?
To set up
phase three of his plan.
What's phase three?
It's the phase that comes
right after phase two
but before phase four,
if there is a phase four.
But if there's no phase four,
then phase three
would be the final phase.
So what happens
in phase three?
Listen.
Okay.
While you and I were pulling
people out of the river,
the Toddler's men stole
5,000 packages of diapers.
Can you guess why?
Um--
To bombard the diapers
with radioactive
zenite particles.
I would not have
guessed that.
You want to see
what happens
when a baby
pees into a diaper
that's been bombarded
with radioactive
zenite particles?
No.
Watch this.
Why does he ask me?
(beeping)
(Toddler)
What's taking so long?
Well, he hasn't peed yet.
Well, give him
some more apple juice.
Wait, wait. He--
I think he's peeing.
(crying)
(Toddler)
Goody. Here comes the fun.
(growling)
(evil laughter)
Oh, my gosh.
Uh-huh.
Kill you.
Kill everyone.
Monster babies?
That's right, Henry,
unless we stop the Toddler.
Are you with me?
Well, yeah.
Well, good. Meet me here
tonight at 7:00 sharp.
Wait, wait, wait.
Tonight?
No, I--I can't do tonight.
What? What do you mean?
My-- My best friend, Jasper,
he's having his birthday party
tonight, and--
Party? (laughs)
Henry, there's a freakish
man-toddler out there
about to turn all the babies
in Swellview into that.
I'm fluffy!
And you're worried
about a party?
But-- But Jasper's
been my best friend
since we were five.
Okay. Okay. It's cool.
Uh, you go to Jasper's party.
I'll handle The Toddler
by myself.
Don't worry about it.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I've battled
the Toddler alone before.
Almost killed me,
but whatever.
Now I feel all bad.
(chuckles)
Don't feel bad.
I'll save the world.
You go have a fun time
at Jasper's birthday party.
Dance.
Drink some fruity punch.
Leilani,
turn on the hot tub.
(Leilani)
Yay. (laughs)
(Jasper)
You're supposed
to be here.
Okay.
Yeah, Jasper.
Jasper, I'm on my way.
You got the muffins?
No.
I'm not bringing the muffins.
Wait. Did you hear
what happened to Captain Man?
What about Captain Man?
He got captured.
What?
Henry, am I handsome?
While reports are unclear,
we do have confirmation that
Captain Man has been captured,
and is being held
at a secret location.
Captured? Dang it, Ray!
Next,
why squirrels love nuts.
(Jasper)
Henry? Henry?
Uh, I can't talk.
I'm naked.
♪♪
♪ This is the moment ♪
♪ This is the moment
that changes it all ♪
You said there'd be ladies.
They'll be here.
Hey,
you guys like my shirt?
It was a birthday present
from my aunt.
It's okay.
It would look better
if you wore Boinks.
What are Boinks?
Check this.
They really firm your trunk.
Do they?
Heck yeah!
Slap my gut.
Ehh--
Yeah.
Me next.
Wow, firm.
Wow.
Cool party.
Where's Henry?
(gasping sounds)
Nyah, nyah, nyah,
nyah, nyah, nyah.
Come on, Toddler.
Let me out of this thing
before I puke.
(Toddler) No.
This is my playroom,
my toys, my rules.
You sick
underdeveloped maniac.
Ow! Geez, man.
Oh, I thought
the famous Captain Man
couldn't be injured.
He can't,
but he does feel pain.
You're not allowed to talk
unless you raise your hand
and I call on you!
You stupid head.
(electronic sputtering)
(Toddler)
That's what you get.
(Captain Man)
Come on, Toddler.
Your insane plan won't work.
(cell phone rings)
(Toddler)
A lot you know.
What?
You're late.
Well, sorry, but I'm kind of
in the middle of something.
Something more important
than my birthday party?
Uh--
48 hours from now
every baby in Swellview
will be a hideous monster.
Yeah, this is
pretty important.
But you promised me that--
Henry,
will you get your butt
to this party?
'Cause so far
it's just me, Jasper,
and two dorks
that keep slapping
each other's Boinks.
(both laughing)
I gotta go.
Henry.
(Captain Man)
Come on, Toddler.
Let me down from this thing.
(groans) It's squeezing me
in bad ways.
No!
And now, Captain Man,
I have thousands of babies
to monsterize.
And to make sure that
you don't try to stop me,
I will now destroy you.
You idiot.
I can't be destroyed.
I know that!
But you can be dropped...
(screams)
...into my bottomless
ball pit.
Tod-- Tod-- Todd--
Toddler?
Playtime is over,
Captain Man.
(evil laughter)
(ice cream truck song plays)
Wait. Listen. (gasps)
It's the ice cream man.
Yay! Woo-hoo!
I'll destroy you
in a minute.
Come on, fellas,
ice cream man.
I hope they have
mint chocolate chip.
Come on! (grunts)
Captain Man.
Henry!
It's Kid Danger.
Now quick, how do I
get you down from there?
I don't know.
This is the first time
I've been trapped
in a baby bouncer
over a bottomless ball pit.
Try that lever.
(Henry) Right.
There was no
ice cream truck.
Who tricked me?
And who's that boy
near my lever?
That's my sidekick,
kid Danger.
I didn't know
you had a sidekick.
Why don't I have a sidekick?
I want a sidekick!
You have us.
Shut up. You're dumb.
Uh, Kid Danger?
Yeah?
Why don't you pull
that lever?
Oh, right.
No!
Whoa!
Squish the boy.
Get him! Get him!
(Captain Man)
Kid Danger, look out!
(sputtering)
Aaaah!
Oh, my God, he's got my thing
that goes sspppfft!
Get him! Get him!
Where's Henry?
I don't know,
but I bet he's having
more fun than we are.
Hello?
(Captain Man)
Use the truck.
Come here.
Hey, I hate you!
There, you've been kicked.
(groans)
(Henry)
Cut the bands!
Look at you.
Get him, kid.
(grunting)
Give me back
my spit pistol.
(dance music playing)
(grunts)
Go on, get him!
You guys are seriously
the worst henchmen ever.
Kid Danger!
You boys think
you're so spiffy.
Well, have a look
at my bang bottle.
Bang bottle?
That's right,
and it's filled
with explodey-juice.
Kid Danger,
get out of here.
I'm not leaving
without you.
But that nipple is flashing.
No one leaves.
(shouts)
(beeps)
Now, we're all gonna
go boom together.
What do we do?
Push me that way.
(slowed audio)
No! No!
Help me! Get me out!
Ugh, these balls
smell like feet and pee.
Oh, this is it for me.
I've been hoisted
by my own petard.
(both exhale)
The bang bottle!
Oh, man!
What do we do with this?
We give the baby his bottle.
Oh, good call.
Hey.
What's up?
Hurry.
Oh, right.
Kid Danger!
(rapid beeping)
(The Toddler screams)
Nice work, Kid Danger.
You got skills.
Thanks, Captain Man.
(cell phone beeps)
Jasper!
Oh, yeah,
you'd better get
to that birthday party.
Right.
Uh, Ray, will you do me
a huge favor?
(grunting)
(barking)
They've been doing that
for two hours.
My party's a flop.
I'm just gonna go upstairs
and sit in my closet
with my cat.
Pardon me...
My man van broke down
out there in the street,
so I walked into this house
and came down
to this basement.
Holy chunks, you're--
You're Captain Man!
Thank you.
You're my hero.
Of course.
Mine too.
Um, I'm Charlotte.
Hi, Mr. Cap--
Mapton Can.
I mean-- (laughs)
That's enough.
I'm so sorry.
And, um, I'm Henry.
Nice to meet you, Henry.
Hey, Captain Man?
Yes, a question.
Can I hit you in the head
with a baseball bat?
Dude.
Jasper!
No, no, it's okay.
But remember, kids,
never do this to anyone
but Captain Man,
because regular people
could be badly injured.
(screams)
Wow!
I wasn't done talking.
Did that hurt?
Yeah, but I'm okay.
Well, I should call
a tow truck
to come pick up my man van.
Or, it's my best friend
Jasper's birthday party.
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, it is.
You can stay and party
with us if you wanna.
Will there be soup?
I'll open a can.
Then I'd love to stay
and party with you guys.
(both screaming)
Uh, Captain Man.
Yes, boy.
Would it be cool if Jasper
texted a few friends
from school
and told them you're here
at his party?
Yeah, can I?
Sure, I love being used.
Yay.
Wow, thanks!
This is, like,
the coolest thing
that's ever happened to me.
Are your hands
always this sweaty?
Yes, sir.
He takes medicine
for it.
Well, it's not working.
♪♪
Hey, Jasper,
rockin' party.
Right?
I can't believe you got
Captain Man to come here.
Hey, we're buds,
right, Captain Man?
Aren't we buds?
We sure are, Billy.
Uh, that's just
how we kid around.
We call each other Billy.
Back at ya, Billy.
(Henry)
Okay. Okay.
Kill the lights.
♪ Happy, happy, happy,
happy birthday ♪
(all)
♪ Happy, happy, happy,
happy birthday ♪
♪ Everybody wants
to wish you ♪
♪ A happy birthday ♪
Muffins.
Yeah.
Well, make a wish.
(all clamoring)
(all cheering)
(girl) Do it!
Okay. Flip on the lights.
(boy)
Happy birthday, Jasper.
(boy 2)
Way to go.
Hey,
where'd Captain Man go?
Yeah,
where's Captain Man?
He's gone.
Aw, why'd he leave?
He probably had to go
do superhero stuff.
And you did break a bat
over his head.
Yeah.
Hey, if it makes you
feel any better,
me and Charlotte
got you something.
What?
Look.
(gasps)
You got me the bucket?
It's a barrel.
Will somebody
turn on the music?
(dance music playing)
So you happy
with your party?
Heck yeah.
But for a while there
I thought you weren't
gonna come.
Come on, man. I'm always
gonna be here for you.
(beeping noise)
I gotta go.
Birthday boy!
(all cheering)
(beeping continues)
♪♪
(oven bell)
Mmm...